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And so Skips goes,
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if you make me fight one
of those things again,
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you better hope it kills me.
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Nice one.
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- Guys, guys! You ready for tonight?
- What's tonight?
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The meteor shower!
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I sent you guys like 5 texts about it.
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Meteor shower...
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Oh yeah, ones in a
lifetime meteor shower.
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Whats the big deal about this one again?
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The meteors fly much closer
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due to the tragic generation
of our region's ozone layer.
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Nice, that sounds awesome.
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The peak of the meteors
shower is at midnight tonight,
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I know a great place where we
could watch: Lookout Mountain.
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Oh, you mean Make-out Mountain;
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I've totally been there.
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Make-out Mountain?
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Sounds like a great spot; count me in.
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Sure, me too.
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Are you sure you won't
be scared, Mordecai?
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Up on a mountain top in the dark.
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No, what's there to be scared of,
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a bunch people sitting
in their cars making out.
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Why would I be scared of that?
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Well, we gotta get back to work.
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Yeah, see you there, dudes.
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Friend zone.
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What, no way.
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Dude, she called you dude,
dude. That says it all.
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We can't be in the friends
zone. We already kissed,
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remember in the airport.
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Oh yeah, you kissed her,
is that what happened?
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Oh man, you're right she kissed me.
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But is was still a kiss, same diff.
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No man, different diff,
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you were dropping her off at the
airport that was a goodbye kiss,
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and that was like two weeks ago.
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You've done anything about it since?
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No huh, probably cause
you're not into her,
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cause that's what she's thinking.
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Why am I even talking to you about this?
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Come on its easy! Just go
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"Margaret sorry I've been
a wus about kissing you",
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and she"ll be all "Thats ok
Mordecai, I'm way into losers",
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and then you'll be all Ow!
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- Knock it off!
- Come on!
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I'm just trying to keep you
out of the friend zone, man.
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There is no friend zone,
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I'm gonna kiss Margaret tonight,
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and its gonna be awesome.
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Look up, what's that way up high,
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shooting stars in the
sky, sailing up high.
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There's no denying.
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Let stars be shining.
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As the heavens are aligning!
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Shine, shine, shine! Shine,
shine, sh-shimmey shine!
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To clear off the confusion,
the stars are made of gas.
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They shine from thermo-nuclear fusion.
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Uhh, thanks for
clearing that up, Eileen.
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This is awesome!
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Aw yeah! Best seat in the house!
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Alright! Perfect view!
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Hey, don't hog the whole blanket.
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So Eileen, when are the
meteors supposed to show up?
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Not for another hour.
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In the meantime, I like to take
down new stars in my star log.
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In my astronomy club, we pick
uncharted stars and name them
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and I got to name that
greenish one "Ronny Less 5".
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Best 80 dollars I spent.
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I wanna name a star!
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I'm gonna name that moving
one "Star Guss the Destructor"!
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Umm, that's a satellite Rigby.
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This is gonna be a
historic meteor shower.
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Two celestural bodys wil
converge for the first time ever.
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Which means if they
don't get together now,
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they will never get together again.
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And then, they will burn down and die.
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- Which of
its- - Man,
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I'm never gonna kiss Margaret
while Eileen talking star-gibberish.
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Uhh, hey anybody want snacks?
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Snacks? Snacks? I know I want snacks.
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Rigby does too.
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What's your problem man?!
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Dude, I can't kiss Margaret
with you and Eileen here.
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I want you two to go
somewhere else or something.
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What, no! I'm fine just where I am.
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I don't wanna walk all far
just for you to not do anything!
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Take these "Choco-gooey-choco-ducks"
and get out of here!
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Ugh, you're lucky I like
"Choco-gooey-choco-ducks".
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Hey Eileen, lets go up there.
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We'll get a better view.
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Oh good idea! Maybe
we'll see Orion's belt!
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Friend zone!
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- It's really nice up here.
- Yeah.
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You're kinda quiet.
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What are you thinking about?
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Oh, I don't know, the future.
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Oh man, have you seen "Space Warrior
2"? That's a great futuristic film!
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I mean't my future.
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I applied to 3 schools,
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but I haven't heard anything back yet.
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Eh don't worry. I'm sure
you'll hear something soon.
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You know what they say
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"envolopes thin, didn't get in,
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envolopes fat, school is where it's at!"
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What? People don't say that.
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But it's true though.
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You shouldn't worry.
College is a lot of fun.
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I had lots of fun at
Arts school before I left.
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You think you'll ever go back?
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Oh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe I'll just stay working for
the park for the rest of my life.
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It's just weird of not
knowing what's gonna happen.
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What if I don't get into any of them?
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I think I sounded really
dumb in those interviews.
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You never sound dumb Margaret.
I'm sure you did fine.
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So uhh, how 'bout a toast?
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Whoa, fancy.
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Only the finest of beverages
for the future journalism major.
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Stop it!
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So, uhh, what should we toast to?
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How 'bout... to us being good friends...
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forever!
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Yeah... friends.
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Cheers!
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Aw man, I'm so sorry!
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Don't worry, it's fine,
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- there's some paper
towels in the- - Yeah, yeah.
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I'm not sure if this is even better
than sitting where we were before, Rigby.
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Naw, it's fine just keep looking.
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Aw what?!
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What's the matter?
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Uhh, we're out of snacks.
Stay here, I'll be right back.
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Okay, but hurry! I think
they're entering the Mesosphere!
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What's up man?
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Taken down by all the
tongue-wrestling yet with Margaret?
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Dude, knock it off! I
haven't kissed her yet.
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Yeah, well what have you been doing?
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Talking. We're having
a serious conversation.
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Talking huh?
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Sounds like what people
do in the friend zone.
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Will you stop it with the friend zone!
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There's no such thing!
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Look man, stop wasting time!
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You have a great chance tonight!
Don't blow it like you always do!
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I'm working on it, lay off!
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Stop working on it and start making out!
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Before the door closes!
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Where are those chips?
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Hey, hey! Clean up on aisle Margaret!
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Thanks!
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Man, it got cold huh?
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Yeah. Put your arm around
her! Put your arm around her!
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You could wear a bunch
of these paper towels!
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Like it makeshift quilt!
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What is wrong with you?!
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What How long is it gonna take
for you to finally kiss her!?
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Dude, come on! Just kiss her already!
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Mordecai, we're friends right?
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Yeah, we're friends.
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I can tell you anything right?
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Of course.
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There's one reason I don't wanna leave.
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This is it. She's setting
you up. Just pull the trigger.
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I... I would really miss you Mordecai.
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It's beautiful!
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I can't take this anymore!
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MORDECAI! FRIEND ZONE!
FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE!
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FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE!
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Why is he saying "friend zone"?
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Dude, quit it!
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NO! I can't stand this anymore!
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You're not gonna mess
this up again, man!
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Just go for it!
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I just need more time!
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There is no more time!
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Dude, I'm just trying to
save you from the friend zone!
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Dude! For the last time,
there is no friend zone!
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Margaret?! Margaret!
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She can't hear you! You
guys are just friends.
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Welcome Mordecai.
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I'm the Guardian of the Friend Zone.
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What? The friend
zone's not a real place!
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Aw but it is, a place of friendly
handshakes, back pats, side hugs,
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a pletonic relm where
romance goes to die.
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Let us out! I don't wanna be here!
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I'm sorry Mordecai. You waited too long.
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NOO!! No!
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I wanted to kiss her so many times.
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But, I never got a good opening.
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Aw, but you did.
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Each time, you hesitated.
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You let all those opportunities past.
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You just didn't believe in yourself.
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You must be brave enough
to show your true feelings.
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Only then, you will be
freed out of the friend zone.
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It's just... I liked
Margaret for so long.
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What if she's not into me?
200
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Aw, see that? "What if"?
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It's time you stop wondering "what if"
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and you just went for it.
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Then you'll know how
much she feels about you.
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How do you know? You're just a
floating talking asteroid thing.
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Believe it or not, I too
was in this very situation.
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Many times, Angie, Christine, Lola.
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How do you think I became the
guardian of the friend zone!
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Look, I'm just trying to keep you,
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from making the same mistake I did!
210
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THEN LET ME OUT!!
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Chill out! That friendship
glass is expensive!
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Look, I'm gonna give you
another chance alright.
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But you better not back out.
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No, no. I'll swear I'll do it.
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Okay, go get her champ!
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Mordecai, where are we?
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Right where I wanna be.
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Mordecai, Margaret, I now pronounce you,
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out of the friend zone!
220
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It's getting late. We
should probably take off.
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Did you see it! Did you see it!
What you think! What you think!
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It... was amazing.
223
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Man, wait until my astronomy
club hears about this!
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I never seen celestural
bodys come together like that!
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