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Ripped By mstoll
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And so then Skips goes,
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"if you ever make me fight
one of those things again,
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you better hope
it kills me."
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Nice one.
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Guys, guys, are you
ready for tonight?
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- What's tonight?
- The meteor shower.
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I sent you guys
like five texts about it.
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"Meteor shower!"
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Huh. Oh, yeah...
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the once-in-a-lifetime
meteor shower.
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What's the big deal about
this one again?
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The meteors fly much closer
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due to the tragic
deterioration
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of our region's
ozone layer.
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Oh, nice!
That sounds awesome.
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The peak of the shower is
at midnight tonight.
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I know a great place
where we can watch...
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Look-out Mountain.
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Oh, you mean
Makeout Mountain.
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I've totally been there.
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Uh... uh...
Makeout Mountain?
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Sounds like a great spot.
Count me in.
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Sure. Me too.
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Ha ha! Are you sure you won't
be scared, Mordecai,
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up on a mountaintop
in the dark?
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No. What's there to be
scared of...
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a bunch of people sitting
in cars, making out?
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Why would I be scared of that?
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Well, we got to get
back to work.
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Yeah. We'll see you later...
dudes.
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- Friend zone.
- What? No way.
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Dude, she called you "dude,"
dude. That says it all.
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We can't be
in the friend zone.
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We already kissed.
Remember... at the airport?
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Oh, yeah?
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You kissed her?
Is that what happened?
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Oh, man, you're right.
She kissed me.
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But it was still a kiss.
Same diff.
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No, man...
different diff.
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You were dropping her off
at the airport.
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That was a goodbye kiss.
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And that was like
two weeks ago.
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You done anything
about it since?
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- Uh...
- No, huh?
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Probably 'cause you're not
into her,
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'cause that's what
she's thinking.
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Ugh! Why am I even talking
to you about this?
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Come on! It's easy!
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Just go, "Margaret, sorry I've
been a wuss about kissing you,"
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and she'll be all,
"that's okay, Mordecai.
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I'm way into losers."
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And then you'll be all...
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Ow!
- Knock it off.
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Come on!
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I'm just trying to keep you out
of the friend zone, man.
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There is
no friend zone.
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I'm gonna kiss Margaret
tonight,
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and it's gonna be awesome.
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♪ Look up, what's
that way up high? ♪
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♪ Shootin' stars in the sky ♪
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♪ Sailin' on by ♪
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♪ There's no denyin' ♪
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♪ The stars be shinin' ♪
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♪ As the heavens
are aligning ♪
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♪ Shine, shine, shine,
shine, shine, sh-shimmy, shine ♪
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♪ To clear up the confusion,
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stars
are made of gas ♪
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♪ they shine from thermonuclear
fusion ♪
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Uh... thanks for
clearing that up, Eileen.
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Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
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This is awesome!
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Aw, yeah!
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Best seat in the house!
Ha ha!
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All right!
Perfect view!
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Hey, don't hog
the whole blanket.
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So, Eileen, when are the meteors
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supposed to show up?
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Not for another hour.
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In the meantime, I want to
take down new stars
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in my star log.
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In my astronomy club,
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we pick uncharted stars
and name them.
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I got to name that greenish one
"Romulus 5."
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Best $80 I ever spent.
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I want to name a star.
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I'm gonna name that moving one
"Stargoz the Destructor"!
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Um, that's
a satellite, Rigby.
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This is gonna be a historic
meteor shower.
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Two celestial bodies
will converge
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for the first time ever,
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which means if they don't
get together now,
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they will never get together again,
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and then they'll burn out
and die,
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which is interesting...
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Man, I'm never
gonna kiss Margaret
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with Eileen talking
star gibberish.
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Uh, hey, anybody want snacks?
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Snacks? Snacks?
I know I want snacks.
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Rigby does, too.
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Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
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What's your problem, man?
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Dude, I can't kiss Margaret
with you and Eileen here.
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I need you two to go off
somewhere else or something.
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What?! No!
I'm fine just where I am.
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I don't wanna
have to walk all far
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just for you to end up
not doing anything.
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Oww!
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Here. Take these
Choco-Gooey Choco-Ducks
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and get out of here.
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You're lucky I like
Choco-Gooey Choco-Ducks.
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Hey, Eileen, let's go
up there.
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We'll get a better view.
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Oh, good idea.
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Maybe we'll see Orion's belt.
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Frie-e-e-nd zo-o-o-ne!
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It's really nice
up here.
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Yeah.
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You're kind of quiet.
What are you thinking about?
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Oh, I don't know...
the future.
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Oh, man, have you seen
"Space Warrior 2"?
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That's a great
futuristic film.
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I meant my future.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I applied to three schools,
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but I haven't heard
anything back yet.
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Eh, don't worry.
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I'm sure you'll hear
something soon.
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You know what they say...
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envelope's thin,
didn't get in.
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Envelope's fat, school is
where it's at.
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What?
People don't say that.
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But it's true, though.
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You shouldn't worry.
College is a lot of fun.
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I had some good times at art
school before I left.
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Think you'll ever
go back?
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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe.
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Or maybe I'll just stay
working at the park
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for the rest of my life.
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Yeah.
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It's just weird not
knowing what's gonna happen.
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What if I don't get
into any of them?
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I think I sounded really dumb
in those interviews.
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You never sound
dumb, Margaret.
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I'm sure you did fine.
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So, uh, how 'bout a toast?
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Whoa. Fancy.
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Only the finest of beverages
for the future journalism major.
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Stop it!
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So, uh, what should
we toast to?
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How 'bout to us
being good friends?
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Forever!
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Yeah. Friends.
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Cheers!
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- Ohh!
- Oh, man, I'm so sorry!
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Don't worry.
It's fine.
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There are some paper towels
in the...
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm not sure this is
any better
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than where we were
sitting before, Rigby.
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No, it's fine.
Just keep looking.
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Ah, what?!
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What's the matter?
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Uh, we're out of snacks.
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Stay here.
I'll be right back.
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Okay, but hurry!
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I think they're entering
the mesosphere!
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What's up, man?
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Taking a break from all the
tongue-wrestling with Margaret?
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Dude, knock it off.
I haven't kissed her yet.
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Yeah, well, what have
you been doing?
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Talking. We're having
a serious conversation.
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Talking, huh? Sounds like what
people do in the friend zone.
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Will you stop it
with the friend zone?
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- There's no such thing!
- Stop wasting time.
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You got a great chance tonight.
Don't blow it like always.
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I'm working on it.
Lay off.
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Stop working on it
and start making out...
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before the door closes!
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Ugh!
Where are those chips?
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He-hey.
Cleanup on aisle Margaret.
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Heh.
- Thanks.
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Man, it got cold, huh?
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Yeah.
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Put your arm around her.
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Put your arm around her!
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Uh... you could...
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wear a bunch of
these paper towels,
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like a makeshift quilt.
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Ha ha!
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Ha ha. Yeah.
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Ugh!
What is wrong with you?!
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How long is it gonna take
for you to finally kiss her?!
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Dude, come on!
Just kiss her already!
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Mordecai, we're
friends, right?
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Uh, yeah.
Yeah, we're friends.
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I can tell you
anything, then, right?
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Of course.
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There's one reason
I don't want to leave.
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This is it.
She's setting you up.
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Just pull the trigger!
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I-I would really
miss you, Mordecai.
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Aaaah!
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It's beautiful!
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I can't take this anymore!
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Mordecai! Friend zone!
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Friend zone, friend zone!
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Friend zone!
Friend zone!
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Why is he saying,
"friend's own"?
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Dude, quit it!
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No!
I can't stand this anymore!
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You're not gonna mess
this up again, man!
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Just go for it!
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I just need more time!
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There is no more time!
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Dude, I'm trying to save you
from the friend zone!
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Dude,
for the last time,
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there is no friend zone!
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Margaret?! Margaret?!
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She can't hear you.
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You guys are...
just friends.
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Huh?!
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Welcome, Mordecai.
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I am the guardian of
the friend zone.
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What?! The friend zone's
not a real place!
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Ah, but it is...
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a place of
friendly handshakes,
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back pats, side hugs,
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a platonic realm
where romance goes to die.
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Let us out!
I don't want to be here!
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I'm sorry, Mordecai.
You waited too long.
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Noooooooo!
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No. I wanted to kiss her
so many times,
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but I never had a good
opening.
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Ah, but you did.
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Each time, you hesitated.
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You let all those
opportunities pass.
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You just didn't believe
in yourself.
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You must be brave enough
to show your true feelings.
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Only then will you be freed
of the friend zone.
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It's just I've liked
Margaret for so long.
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What if she's not into me?
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Ah, see that?
"What if?"
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It's time you stopped
wondering "what if'
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and just went for it!
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Then you'll know how she really
feels about you.
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How do you know?
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You're just a floating,
talking asteroid thing.
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Believe it or not, I, too,
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have been in this
very situation...
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many times.
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Angie, Christine, Lola.
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How do you think I ended up
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becoming the guardian of
the friend zone?!
256
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,938
Look, I'm just trying
to keep you
257
00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:39,273
from making the same mistake
I did!
258
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,609
Then let me out!
Ugh! Ugh!
259
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,376
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chill out!
260
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,417
That friendship glass is
expensive!
261
00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,748
Look, I'm gonna give you another
chance, all right?
262
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,685
But you better not back out.
263
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,518
No, no!
I swear I'll do it!
264
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,924
Okay. Go get 'er, champ.
265
00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,862
Huh?
266
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,698
Mordecai, where are we?!
267
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:10,134
Right where I want
to be.
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00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:26,586
Mordecai, Margaret, I now
pronounce you
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00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,718
out of the friend zone.
270
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,865
Hmm. Hmm.
271
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,270
Uh, it's getting late.
We should probably take off.
272
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,898
Did you see it?!
Did you see it?!
273
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,533
What did you think?!
What did you think?!
274
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:48,171
It was amazing.
275
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,647
Man, wait 'til my astronomy club
hears about this!
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00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,651
I've never seen celestial bodies
come together like that!
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00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:09,679
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