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Car-ter!
Bri-iggs!
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Hey!
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Looky what we got here, Carter.
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Why am I being arrested!?
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Attempted hit and run.
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Ah, Slammy Fenderben.
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That's not my name!
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We know you work for Escobito, Sammy!
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Carter and Briggs!
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This is Commissioner Davis.
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You two are loose cannons!
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Whatever, Commissioner Lame-is!
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Carter! Briggs!!
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Awww!
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-Ah!!
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Next week on "Carter and Briggs"!
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Escobito~!
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You know what I like about this show?
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The realism.
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And their custom 1985 police
cruiser engineered for doing donuts.
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Donuts for Show-Nuts!
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Best cop show evah!
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Would you like to
meet Carter and Briggs?
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Yes!
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They'll be at Morton
Horner Arena this weekend
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Judging the 8th Annual Donut Spinathon!
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Spin-a-thon!
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Donuts!
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We do donuts all the time!
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For Show-nuts!
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Whoever holds the longest
spin will win! WIN!
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Win what? Win whaaat!?
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You and a friend could win
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A guest starring role
on "Carter and Briggs"!
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Ah! Awesome!
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-I think we should-
-We gotta go-
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You go first!
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Dude. Dude...Duuude.
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We gotta enter that contest!
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That's exactly what I was gonna say!
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Are we on the same level or what!
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Who-OOOOOOOOAH!!
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And now it's time for "Crime She Typed"!
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Ooo! What's she going to type this time?
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Aw man!
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Dude...Maybe we're not as
good at this as we thought...
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Yeah...
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Who do we know that's really
good at spinning donuts?
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Muscle Man. We need your help.
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Can't you toolboxes say that
I'm busy organizing my toolboxes?
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There's a donut-spinning
contest, and we need to win!
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But donut sports are off-season.
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But Carter and Briggs are holding it!
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What!? That show's for babies, bro!
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-Come on! Without your
help we can't-! -But...
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I do love spinning donuts.
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Your first lesson is tomorrow at dawn.
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Why do we have to get up so early?
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I'm gonna need more coffee...
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Coffee is for people who
don't have adrenaline!
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Yeah! Get some adrena
-!
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My coffee~!
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Now listen up!
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Donuts are an ancient practice that
probably started in some foreign country
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by old wizards, or something.
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The number one rule
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Is to keep your turn radius small.
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Turn radius?
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Keep your front wheel in this circle.
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The smaller the radius, the
longer you can hold the spin.
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So let's get to work on your radius!
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Augh! I told you! Hold the turn radius!
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Now do it again!
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Hold it! Hold it!
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Master the radius.
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The smaller the radius
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the longer you hold.
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Good form, nice circle work
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and you cut your turn radius in half!
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Alright! Let's get it down to zero!
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Whoa! You wanna drive in a vortex, bro?
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Huh?
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Zero turning radius is only theoretical.
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When you find that sweet
spot: Infinite donuts!
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But you've gotta spin in a vortex.
It's too dangergous to attempt.
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I think you guys are ready now.
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Congratulations, losers.
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Alright, fellas.
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The cart is ready to go.
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Got it all tuned up.
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Refreshed the fluids
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filled her with special high octane fuel
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and installed extra
bald, no friction tires.
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With these babies, you'll
be spinning donuts for days.
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Thanks, Skips!
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Don't mention it. Good luck out there.
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Not so fast.
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I heard all about your little contest.
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There's no way I'll let you guys do it.
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-Wait, what?
-Why not!?
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Not unless you wear
these on T.V. if you win.
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Oh. Let me see.
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Wow...Great design...
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Oh man...
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These guys are pretty serious.
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Don't get psyched out, bros!
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It's not about the
equipment. It's about heart!
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Wait...That doesn't sound right...
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It's about turn radius!
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And you two got that down!
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Thanks, Muscle Man.
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Dude, look!
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It's Carter and Briggs!
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Aaaalright!
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You guys ready for some donuts?
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I can't hear you!
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I said, "Are you reeeady!?"
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Thank you! My hearing's not so good!
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And now, whoever holds
the longest spin will win!
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Mord & Rics
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Kick their butts
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Welcome! To the final round!
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It's really you guys!
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What are your names contestants?
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Mordecai and Rigby, sir.
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Yeah yeah that's great.
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Anyway...
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Let's see who you will be up against.
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Oh, no! Bro!
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Unlim condition 1985 police cruiser?!
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300 horsepower VA
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Extra bald tire streaks
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Air dynamic chassis?
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The Briggs!
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Those guys look like us!
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It is an honor, Carter and Briggs.
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And as for you two
Posers, you are going down!
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Posers?! We don't need
halloween costumes to be fans.
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As Escobito said in the TV movie
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"Carter and Briggs Bust Russia"
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We will destroy them your holiness.
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Well is Briggs said in epsode
238: Shut your crime hole!
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Epsode 129: Ead taser!
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Alright
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Which team will win the chance
to be on Carter and Briggs?!
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Probably the one that's exact
replica of police cruiser, am I right?
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Awww!
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-Ah!!
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Teams, to your vehicle!
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Bros! Bros! Don't listen to them!
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Focus.
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They have 1985 police cruiser replica
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Just pretty much the perfect
donut spining winning machine.
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But I don't train losers to lose
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I train winners to win!
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Now go win this Donut Spinathon! Losers!
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Thanks! I guess...
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Of the edgy, bros!
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Hit the grace.
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Come on!
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Whoah! That straight illegal brad?
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Does it matter?
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You'll never break our spin!
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We got mad skills!
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Who need skills!
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Resist defeat, we have
ways to dealing with you!
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The sooner you die, the sooner
we will be on Carter and Briggs.
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You guys are psycho!
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That hurt!
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We're gonna win!
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We're gonna die!
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What do we do?!
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You gonna drive in a vortex, bro?
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Dude! We gonna do zero turning radius!
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Spin in a vortex!
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But that's crazy!
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Have any better Ideas?
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Hold it!
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It's workinnnnnnng!
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Zeeeero turrrrning radiuuuus!
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We have a winner!
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Congrats.Mordercai and spinsby.
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See you two on Sat.
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This free publicity will
be so good for the park.
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Shh! Be quiet. Our scene is next!
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Pu-pulling us of the street walt
do-doing a thing Carter and Briggs.
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Yeah! Crime...is like a lizard's tail...
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It always...[cough]
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It always grows...back?
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Take your last breath
of fresh air, punks.
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Cause you won't be breathing
them for a long time.
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Hey! That actually hurt!
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So!
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What do you everybody think?
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Dude.
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This is the best day in my life.
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That's exactly what was gonna say.
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