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Ah, stuff so good.

Mama mia.

Thanks for driving.

Yeah, no problem.

Man, who knew pizza can be so good.

Uh, that's kinda it's thing.

Go, go.

Shh, Shh.

Come on, come on.

No way man. No way.

Here it comes.

Ugh! Man!

Told ya.

So, what do you guys wanna do... now?

What?

That was painful, bro.

What was?

That.

You guys were watching me!? Ugh, geez.

Dude, bro, when are you gonna seal the deal?

You've been like wanting to kiss Margaret for years now.

This is real talk.

What? What do you guys know?

I'm just... waiting for the right moment.

Bro, you gotta make the moment. Watch.

Did you have fun tonight, babe.

I always do.

I hope you saved room for desert.

Hmm, seems simple enough.

Ugh, you guys don't get it!

It's not easy for me. I try.

Really?

I mean, I've had some chances in the past that didn't work out,

but it's just gotta feel right, you know.

Uhh, I don't know.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Sounds like you need some extra excentive, bro.

Yeah, like what?

Okay, it's Sunday.

If you kiss Margaret by midnight Friday,

I'll wear a diaper for a whole week.

Whooa, now we'll talking!

Alright, I can do that.

But of course, if you don't kiss her,

you've gotta wear the diaper for a whole week.

Aw, what? I don't know.

This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

Hey, you already want to kiss her, right?

So all you gotta do is kiss her.

Then you can laugh at me in a diaper.

It's a win-win, bro.

Alright, I'll do it.

Aw, man! I got you good!

You'll gonna wear a diaper for a week!

He's never gonna do it! He's never gonna do it!

Diaper time!

Your so bad.

Betting big time huh?

It's no big deal. I just have to kiss her.

Oh no!

I have to kiss Margaret before mid night Friday!

Dude, we've been here for an hour.

You gonna ask her out, or what?

I'm working up to it. Here she comes.

Act natural.

Hey guys.

Dude, that glass is empty.

Oh yeah, it is.

So, do you want to hang out tonight?

Like a date?

Yeah, like a hangout, or chillsesh,

whatever you like to call it.

Sorry, I can't.

I mean, it could be a group thing too.

No, I mean I can't tonight, I have class.

I'm free Friday night though.

Sure, sounds great.

Cool. See you then.

See ya.

Dude, Friday!?

The bet would practically be over then.

Yeah man.

And if that date was awkward like that conversation was,

Margaret's never gonna let you kiss her.

It's cool.

It just means I have some time to get ready.

Big night, dude. How're you feeling?

You know, I'm actually feeling pretty good.

That's good. But I do have one piece of advice.

You gotta pack a mint, bro.

That's what I was gonna say. How did you know?

Everybody knows that.

I got it covered.

Mints, gum, strips, breath spray, toothbrush, floss.

Remember, you got till twelve tonight.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Think he'll really do it?

Not a chance.

Wanna follow him?

Yeah-a!

Hey, Mordecai.

Hey. You look nice.

Thanks, you too. Should we get going?

Ye-yeah. Your chairette, m'lady.

Thanks again for letting me borrow your car.

Hey, it would be nice having you

to drive me around for a change.

Makes me feel special.

Yeah.

You nervous about something?

Why would I be nervous?

Oh man, I haven't seen a movie in forever.

What do you see?

How 'bout Oopsie Daisy?

What?

Oopsie Daisy.

You know, starring Jannie Rachel as Daisy?

The woman who meets the perfect man--?

"Bucktooth Bob Goes to Europe"!

I didn't know it was out yet!

Come on, we have to see it, I love Bucktooth Bob!

Really? But I thought we see Oopsie Daisy.

It's got a heartwarming story, some romance.

Boring! Come on, let's have some laughs.

Two for "Bucktooth Bob Goes to Europe".

Man, what the heck is this? A boot washer?

What do you call this place?

The Eiffel tower.

"I-fell" tower?

More like "He-fell" tower.

Ah, oh my gosh, my stomach.

It hurts. That was so good.

Yeah, ha.

I had a really great time tonight, Mordecai.

Yeah, me too.

I had a really great time tonight.

Ugh, like get a room, right?

Yeah, ha.

Well, I guess it's getting kinda late, so--.

What? No, no, it's only 11:2--.

11:25!?

Yeah see, so maybe I should go.

No no. Come on, I'm having too much fun.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. Look, there's one more place I need to take you.

Alright, I'm game.

It's beautiful.

Yeah, this is one of my favorite places in the park.

Let's go sit by the water.

Sure.

Just one kiss. You can do this.

Just--. Ahh! What are you guys doing?

Six minutes till diaper time, bro.

You gonna make your move,

or just keep talking to your reflection all night?

I was just about to do it.

Mordecai! You coming?

Yeah, just a sec.

Better get out there.

Right. This is gotta be perfect.

I think you're good, bro.

Uh, seriously dude, you should stop.

Mordecai!

Coming!

What happened?

Hey, where you going?

It got really cold all of a sudden.

I think we should go back.

Ugh, it's frozen shut.

Aw man! We gotta get outta here!

But got to see if he does it!

Muscle Man? Rigby?

What are you guys doing here?

And see who does what?

You better tell her about the bet, bro.

Bet? What bet?

Uh, well see, it wasn't a bet persay.

I just said I would kiss you by Friday at midnight,

and if I didn't, I have to wear a diaper for a week.

What?

See, but if I did kiss you,

then Muscle Man would wear the diaper,

so yeah, it was pretty much a bet.

So you bet Muscle Man that you could kiss me!?

Well, it was more than he would kiss you, not could.

QUIET, RIGBY! I can't believe you, Mordecai!

Here I thought we were having a great time on a fun date,

and it was all for a dumb bet!?

Yeah, but--.

Margaret, wait!

Nice going, bro.

Margaret!

Margaret! Your gonna freeze out here!

I don't care!

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I'd wear a diaper for the rest of my life

if only you forgive me for how dumb I was being.

What is wrong with you? You always do this.

Everytime it seems like we're getting so close,

you throw me for a loop.

I don't know what's wrong with me!?

It's just that,

you're like one of my best friends, and

I get all weird when I'm around you.

Sometimes I don't know what to do about it.

How 'bout you start being honest with me?

That would be a good start.

And you better talk fast.

Yeah your right, okay.

Look, I really just wanted this kiss to happen,

and I lost sight of being a good friend.

And the only reason I took the bet was

to give me extra confidence to go through with it.

Which, didn't even work anyways,

but really it's all because, I LIKE YOU!

What time is it?

Who cares?

No, really. What time is it?

11:59.

Oh my gosh! No! No!

Have a nice week, diaper boy.

Aw man! This is too good.

Wait, why's he smiling?

YOU'RE RUINING MY PICTURE!

Yeah, why you so happy!?

I'm happy cause I realize

Margaret was actually having a great time on the date,

and that means she must like me.

Which means, that I have a chance to kiss her one day.

You mean we have to keep waiting and waiting

to see if you will do something about it?

Hey, it's gotta be the right moment.

I bet you he never does it.

You're... on.