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Alright everyone, quiet down we all got to set up for a band

that's playing at the park tonight.

What band, Benson?

It's not important.

What's the matter? We all wanna know what band.

Hair to the Throne.

Hair to the Throne?!

One of the greatest living bands

that ever lived is coming to the Park?

This is huge.

Hair to the Throne got me though High School.

You gotta tell us everything.

Yeah, do we get to meet them?

How 'bout backstage passes?

Are they gonna play that sweet drum solo from their first album?

The most epic drum solo in history.

You've heard it, right?

I guess your kinda out of touch, huh?

Don't worry, you can totally borrow my--

Oh, I've heard it, because it was me!

I performed that drum solo!

Get real, Benson.

Yeah, we know you used to be in a band or whatever,

but there's no way you played that solo.

Oh, just because I'm some lame old park manager,

I can't do it?

Yeah. That solo features a hundred and fifty pieces of percussion.

It's too advanced for anyone to play.

It is not!

It's dangerous for a person to play,

I've heard some guy in Denmark tried,

and his skeleton caught on fire.

How about I play the solo then?

What?

That's right. If you wanna hear some real drumming

and not some artificial garbage,

I'll be performing the legendary solo right before the concert.

Out of the way, losers.

You must be the park workers.

Yeah, dude.

Of course we know you guys.

Gunner Von Strauss; lead guitar,

Oggy Ogostrom; lead vocals, the bass player.

But where's the--? No way!

The Drumotron VI!

That was the most realistic drum fill I've ever heard.

That fill was a joke. Tell them, Oggy.

Tell them the Drumotron is ripping off my solo.

You never played that drum solo, Benson.

The Drumotron VI played that solo.

Always has, always will.

Anyway, it's impossible to play.

Yeah, well I'm gonna play it before the concert.

I'm gonna show the world the truth.

Oy, what happened to your hair, Benson?

IT'S HEREDITARY!

Yeah, look at his chrome dome!

Chrome dome?

Now, we have a surprise for you all,

we're making you our honorary roadies.

Benson?

I'M NOT YOUR ROADIE! Mordecai and Rigby.

Come on. You're helping me get the rest of my kit.

Aw, what? But honorary roadies!

I'm still your boss. I'm not asking, I'm telling. Now come on!

You might gonna make a huge mistake Benson!

You're only gonna embarrass yourself!

Well here it is.

The one hundred and fifty piece kit I used to play that solo.

Are you clowns even listening to me??

Come on! It can't be that interesting!

But it's holographic!

Besides, having a bunch of drums

doesn't mean you did this solo.

Just try and focus. We only have a few hours

and I really need your help.

Hurry up! We got a dozen more of these to hold.

Each one heavier than the last!

Uh.... We should probably get going, Benson.

What?

You see to have this covered.

Yeah, see ya!

Hey! Get back here!

Come back and help me or you're fired!

I can't do, this.. alone.

Ohh good, you guys are back. Care to help out?

Yeah we are

The show's about ready to start.

We just need a hand with one thing

Suer dude, anything

What's so funny?

Alright. Just a few more trips

and my kit'll be back to its former glory.

And then I'll show them who can play that drum solo

So why do you guys wanna ride here?

No reason.

Yeah! I'll show them!

Stop!

You guys are supposed to be cool!

We are cool! That's why we destroy that loser's drum kit

No way! I don't care how good your first album was.

You're just a bunch of jerks!

Fine, if that's how you feel.

We're officially stripping you off your roadie status

Fine!

Don't bother showing up to the concert.

Hair to the Throne, out!

Benson, are you ok?

Can you perform the solo?

Of course I can. What does it matter if my kit's busted?

No one cares I play this thing anyways

We care. What if we help you fix it?

Havin' a good time park?

And now, playing the most impossible drum solo IN THE WORLD!

5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

The Drumotron VI!

Hey! Who's that? Benson?!

Years ago, something was taken from me.

And now, I stand before you to reclaim it.

My name is Benson!

And I can play. This. SOLO.

What the?

No! If anyone finds out he can play this drum solo, we're ruined!

Stop him!

He's really doin' it

What the??

Benson, watch out!

Not the MIDI controller!

Clear the way!

The gong!

And that can only mean?

Three hundred and sixty degrees sending storing cranes.

No worries mate!

There's no way you can fit a gamelan on!

Pass the point of no return!

Alright, it's time to finish this!

My.. SKULL.. IS IN

That was amazing

You did it man! You really did it!

We're sorry for doubting you!

All of us!

I told ya!

Benson, we're sorry mate.

It's pretty uncool of us to throw you out of the band

and lie about you. We know that now.

You're the heart and soul of the band Benson.

Please. Come back

No Oggy. I don't need rock and roll's endless party.

Cos the park, is my rock.

And managing it is my role.

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get back to work.

Dude, what the heck man?

I know right! Working at the park blows!

I guess we'll never understand that guy.