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it was 5:22 and I was still in the

office

I'm usually out the door at 5:00 but

sometimes exceptions need to be made in

this case the exception was a curvy

little tease named Susan Barling this

day he died did you sleep a 36 year old

man he eats healthy

he talks every day you don't just die so

you think he was poisoned I know he was

with a journalist and he was doing a big

story and all the fish on the California

coast testing positive for radioactive

cesium right from Fukushima

of course this broad was speaking in

tongues but you had to hand it to her

she had Gaston the Rockhouse fish

company heard about the article two days

before he died they even tried to bribe

him sounds pretty fishy to me

right she didn't get the pun but

something told me this taut little

squeeze was up for anything

so will you take the case why not thank

you she was a doozy all right legs up to

her tits and that look at her eyes that

said hey bend me over the desk I'm up

for it

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oh hey was she ever the night was young

so I decided to give my secretary some

bruised knees baby when are you gonna

leave your wife she still thought I was

married and who was I to argue with her

probably next month

and then it's just you and me right you

know what even though I just shot a

monster load something about my new

client was keeping me hard the Rockhouse

fish company was worth millions and my

rep needed a fresh shot of credibility

since I've been framed last year all

over baby I'm turnin

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yes something told me this was gonna be

the case of my career

detective I just found this back of our

fridge he was hiding it could that be

something it's just my I'll take my boys

out there right now in fact there's a

sweet little Greek place just outside

the reservoir

maybe after I do some sniffing we can

get together and talk progress okay

women they don't know what they want -

you slept there tits that explained it

to their ass I had no idea what we were

looking for but that's why I let my

assistants choke me for a quarter of my

salary yeah you chumps comb the

perimeter I'm gonna take a leak I knew I

needed to find something good out of

here not only for the sake of the case

but if I was about to get this widow

damn I was gonna have to pull out all of

us

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detective you're not gonna believe I

need gas this is being shusun I need to

see the doctor right away it does look

like there's some retraction here you

can tell it looks smaller I mean oh yes

yes look see yeah definitely a little

different when what else taken do you

remember me taking these do Wyatt oh you

definitely remember hmm do you want some

viagra my god help

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boss you are not gonna believe some of

the stuff we just found I don't care get

in here and bring Danny oh what's up

does it look smaller than normal I never

really seen it before but does it look

shrunken no not badly it was bigger than

this yesterday you know I really don't

think it looks small yeah it's good

I'm not asking like that it didn't used

to be like this

yeah I see what you mean you know what

[ __ ] you never mind get back to work

oh but just ate how do I speed up the

footage what the [ __ ] are you doing here

I was just touching myself under my desk

and I thought you might like it isn't

the phone ringing I think it is

giggles you really should stay at the

desk I'm waiting for an important call

let's go to the we need to keep working

this case is getting serious you know

how when you ignore me it just gets me

wet god damn it - don't you get it

I'm a professor

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I believe you've crossed paths with a

fox spirit if you wish I can give you a

potion and we can beat the evil out of

it okay

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please doc it's not stopping I'm sorry

you can maybe try some sort of a

mechanical penile traction Oh anchoring

it to something

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hello Bing

hey no wait stop just one second it's

never sounds like what are you doing

it won't stop shrinking please tie it

tight won't hurt dog I don't care it

[ __ ] that we tight

and feels like it's flexing down diet

tired

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Jesus we need like a clapping say one

crazy thing shopping a clam stop it

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[Laughter]

it's inside

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boss you in there we saw your car

outside you've got to come out here and

look at this boss this thing is huge

Rock House is so embedded the Japanese

government we have the documents the

contracts with the real thing we had a

bunch of rock house tunis checked out

and like half had over 10,000 backer

rows of cesium forty low that's like 100

times the safety standard

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