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exciting�music
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Diversity.
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Inclusion.
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Celebrate,�identity,
respect,�multiculturalism.
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These�are�the�words
important�to�diversity�training.
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Now,�I�don't�have�any�experience
in�conflict�resolution,
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but�I�do�have
experience�in�causing�conflict,
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so�if�you�reverse
engineer�that,�problem�solved!
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Tonight,�I'll�be�teaching�you
how�to�stop�doing�harassment�and
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start�doing
listening�and�learning.
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That�means�this!
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Tilt�up,�idiot!
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Look,�it's�racial�harmony!
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I�have�a�"get
woke�fast"�program,
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and�that�program�is�called
Paramount+�with�the�Showtime
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-add-on.
-[ding]
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Check�out�bonus�content
like�the�Juneteenth�episode�of
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Billions � !
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-[chainsaw�buzzing]
-[man�screams]
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More�diverse,�now!
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Oh,�that's�just�the�suits
encouraging�my�writers�to�be
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more�diverse.
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Keep�up�the�good�work,�guys!
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Oh,�I�mean...
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they/them.
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chimes
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Tonight,�I'll�be
talking�to�Amber�Riley.
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Don't�be�a�little�[bleep].
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[Ziwe�VO]�And�my�writer
Michelle�will�be�hosting�our
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first�diversity�training.
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I'm�a�gay�Black�man.
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Tonight�will�be�the�most
diverse�episode�in�Black...
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I�mean�People�of
Color�TV�history.
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Ziwe � starts�now.
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cool�theme�music
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You�may�know�her�from�the
colorful�cast�of � Glee.
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You�busted�my�heart.
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[Ziwe�VO]�A�woman
of�many�talents,
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like�singing,�and�dancing,
and�not�talking�shit�about�her
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co-workers.
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We�really�ho-
honestly�all�do�get�along,
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thank�God.
[laughs]
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-Same.
-[laughs]
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[Ziwe�VO]�Someone�who
could've�gone�to�HR,
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if�Hollywood�had�an�HR.
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Please�welcome�Amber�Riley!
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exciting�strings
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Hello!
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Jambo.
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-Hello.
-Hi!
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[Ziwe]�Thank�you
for�doing�the�show!
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I'm�beyond�excited
to�chat�with�you.
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Thank�you�for�having�me!
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You�are�an�American�icon,�so�I
feel�like�I�am�in�the�presence
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of�a�cherub�from�Heaven.
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angelic�choir
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What�do�you�like
most�about�diversity?
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I�like�learning�from�different
people�in�the�cultures.
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We're�gonna�have�you�learn�from
people�in�the�culture�a�little
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later�today.
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Oh,�that�doesn't
make�me�nervous�at�all.
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No,�it's�going�to�be�pleasant.
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[bleep]ing
[bleep]�and�hole.
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I�prayed�about�it
before�I�came�out�here.
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What�did�you�say�to
God�before�you�came�out?
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I�said,�"God,�use
me�as�a�vessel."
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church�organ
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I�also�told�him�to�protect�me.
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Your�debut�single�was
titled�"Colorblind."
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Colorblind,�colorblind
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Do�you�feel�it�was�an�anthem
for�the�"I�don't�see�race"
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crowd?
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I�don't�believe�in�the,�uh,�"I
don't�believe�in�race"�group.
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You�don't�believe�they�exist?
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I�don't�believe�that�they
believe�that�they�don't�see
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color.�[laughs]
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What's�more�diverse,�the�cast
of � Glee � or�the�Supreme�Court?
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Wow,�that�really�got�you!
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Uh,�the�cast�of � Glee...
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-[Ziwe]�Wow!
-Definitely�is�more�diverse.
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triumphant�music
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What's�worse,�Mondays�or
mandatory�diversity�training?
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Mondays.
[laughs]
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Really?
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I've�never�had�to�go�to
mandatory�diversity�training.
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[Ziwe]�You've�never�had�to
go�to�diversity�training?!
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Mm-mm.
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We�have�diversity
training�on�our�show.
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This�feels�homophobic.
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You're�rich�and�ungrateful.
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Mwah,�mwah,�mwah.
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[all]�White�supremacy!
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I�wish�our�show�had�that.
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[chuckling]�We�did�not.
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Would�you�say�there�was�a
race�war�on�that�production?
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[laughs]
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[laughing]�No,�it�would
require�different�races;
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I�was�the�only�Black�one.
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Now,�speaking�of
getting�down�in�the�muck,
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you�said�that�one�of�your
famous�co-workers�wasn't�racist.
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Did�you�mean�that�she�was?
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Ohhh,�Ziwe!
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[laughing]�Oh!
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Um...
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Next�question?
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[laughing]�I�don't�even
know�how�to�answer�that.
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Um...
[clears�throat]
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"Flight�of�the
Bumblebee"�by�Korsakov
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I�don't�know�which
co-worker�you're�talking�about,
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I've�had�so�many.
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I�am�not�going�to�say�that
[bleep]�Michele�is�racist.
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angelic�choir
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You're�trouble.
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-I'm�trouble?
-Oh,�yes.
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Would�you�say�that�your�famous
co-worker�doesn't�see�race,
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and�is,�in�fact,�rude�to
all�of�her�co-workers?
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I�think�that�she�would�probably
say�she�doesn't�see�race,
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but�as�we�discussed�earlier,
[whispering]�everyone�does.
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And�that's�what�the
song�"Colorblind"�is�about?
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Colorblind,�colorblind
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[laughing]�It's�not�about�her.
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Who's�more�diverse,�your
famous�co-worker�or�your�famous
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co-worker�after
she�learned�Spanish?
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[laughs]
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She�learned�Spanish?!
[laughs]
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-[Ziwe]�Yes!
-[laughing]�What?!
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[Ziwe�VO]�Next�on�Ziwe...
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People�are
sending�you�pee-pees?
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Yeah,�they're
sending�me�pee-pees.
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Who's�sending�you�a�pee-pee?
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Be�honest,�come�on.
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chimes
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At�Showtime,�inclusion�is�at�the
heart�of�every�time�someone�says
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the�word...
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"inclusion."
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-uplifting�music
-[dramatic�thud]
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[Ike�VO]�Now,
it's�time�for...
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Black�Rage�in�the�Workplace.
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brief�upbeat�jingle
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Shh.
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Do�you�hear�that?
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To�the�untrained
ear,�it�is�silence.
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But�to�the�expert,�it's
the�sound�of�Black�rage,
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accumulating�in�the�workplace
at�an�exponential�rate.
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Hi,�my�name�is�Ike,�and
today,�we'll�be�discussing...
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Black�rage�in�the�workplace.
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exciting�bongos
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Let's�begin�by�laying�out�a
working�definition�of�"Black
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rage."
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Black�rage�is�what�your�Black
co-worker�is�feeling�right�now.
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Some�of�you�might�be�confused,
so�let's�try�an�exercise.
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Close�your�eyes.
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Now,�inhale.
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And�exhale.
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Now,�visualize�a
Black�co-worker.
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Black�rage�is�what�that�Black
co-worker�is�feeling...
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right�now.
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Congratulations,�you�now�have
a�working�definition�of
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"Black�rage."
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Let's�take�a�short
tea�break�to�process.
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suspenseful�bongos
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[crush]
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brief�upbeat�jingle
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exciting�strings
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After�17�of�30�seasons�of
Dancing�with�the�Stars,
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you�were�the�first
Black�woman�ever�to�win!
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-Yes.
-Which�is�exciting!
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Yes!
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Would�you�say�that�you're
the�Nelson�Mandela�of�ABC�dance
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-competitions?
-[laughs]
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Um,�I�don't�think�that�I'm
the�Nelson�Mandela,�no,
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I�don't�think�that
I�caused�any�freedom.
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I�mean,�has�there�been
a�Black�woman�since?
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But�Tyra�hosts!
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Tyra�is�the�host,�yes,�so
that-�I�guess�that's�one�for
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us?
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-[softly]�Mm-hm.
-[Ziwe]�[softly]�Mm-hm.
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What�are�some�micro-
and�macro-aggressions�you
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experience
working�in�Hollywood?
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For�me,�it�always�happens�in
the�hair�and�the�makeup�trailer.
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"Oh,�your�hair!
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It's�so�interesting!
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Oh,�wow,�can�I�touch�it?!"
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Like,�a�lot�of�that.
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You're�mad�at�the�hairstylist
for�touching�your�hair?
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No,�I'm�mad�at�the�other�actors
for�wanting�to�touch�my�hair.
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-[Ziwe]�Oooh!
-[laughs]
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That's�dark,�that's�really�dark.
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Name�three�people�who
made�your�day�more�diverse.
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Uh...
[laughs]
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My�makeup�artist�is�a�white�man.
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-triumphant�music
-[Ziwe]�And�we�love�that.
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We�celebrate
diversity�in�makeup�artists.
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My�hairstylist
is�a�Black�woman.
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[Ziwe]�And�we�celebrate
diversity�in�hairstylists.
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Yeah.
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-Is�there�a�third�person?
-[chuckles]�No.
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triumphant�music
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It's�pretty�diverse�in�here!
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What�diversity�do�you�see?
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Well,�[softly]
maybe�not�in�here.
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What?!
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[crowd]�We
shall�overcome
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So�you�said�that�growing�up
in�poverty�helped�you�not�act�a
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fool.
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Which�celebrities
are�acting�a�fool?
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[whispering]�Oh�my�gosh...
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It's�a�lot�of
them�acting�a�fool.
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Like�who?
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tense�music
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00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,629
[softly]�I�can�just�hear
my�publicist's�ears�like
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"Please�don't,�please
don't,�please�don't..."
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Um,�you�know,�the-�the�norm.
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Let's�say�the�usual.
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The�usual�suspects.
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We�all�know�who�they�are.
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-Do�we�know�who�they�are?
-I�think�we�do.
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-Do�we?
-Yes.
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-Do�we?
-I�think�we�do.
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You�are�a�class�act,�and
that�is�not�beneficial�to�me.
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angelic�choir
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Would�you�rather�have
world�peace�or�diversity?
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Ohh,�world�peace,�but�I�think
world�peace�requires�diversity.
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-That's�such�a�cop-out.
-[laughs]
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Give�me�some
[bleep]ing�dirt,�girl!
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-[laughs]
-We're�working�together,
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we�are�creating�an�art
piece,�and�I�need�clips!
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I�feel�like�I�gave
you�a�little�dirt!
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What�dirt?!
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[meekly]�I�gave�you
a�little�bit�of�dirt!
231
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And�what�was�the�dirt?
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Remind�me!
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00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,668
[laughing]�I�can't�remember,
it's�all�happening�so�fast,
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Ziwe.
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I�won't�name�names.
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00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,129
I�don't�know�which
co-worker�you're�talking�about.
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Next�question?
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Amber,�you�were�an
angel�from�Heaven.
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Thank�you.
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It's�great�for
you�and�bad�for�me.
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[laughs]
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[Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe...
243
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I�celebrate�[bleep]�and�hole.
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00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,518
How�could�you�speak
like�that�on�my�set?
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chimes
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[Ike�VO]�What's�the�most
important�workplace�diversity
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issue...
248
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,524
-[ding]
-diversity...
249
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-[ding]
-women...
250
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,360
-[ding]
-air�conditioning...
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-[ding]
-gay/POC?
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00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,156
jaunty�music
253
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Every�morning,�I�take�my
coffee�black�and�my�workplace
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multiracial.
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[sip]
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Ahhh...
257
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,916
chimes
258
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,585
[Ike�VO]�And�now,�more
Black�Rage�in�the�Workplace.
259
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,046
brief�upbeat�theme
260
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:53,718
I�want�you�to�pull�out�a
piece�of�paper�and�a�pencil.
261
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:58,764
[pencils�straining
and�snapping]
262
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,436
Let's�skip�that�exercise.
263
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:09,025
While�Black�people�are
unemployed�at�double�the�rate�of
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00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,570
white�people,�all�Black
people�are�double-employed,
265
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,447
because�for�every�job�they�have,
they�have�a�second�ancillary�job
266
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,657
of�dealing�the�white
people�at�the�job�they�have.
267
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:18,992
[speeding�up]�So,�for�instance,
each�Black�person�with�two�jobs
268
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,827
to�make�ends�meet,
ends�up�with�four�jobs,
269
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,829
of�which�only�two�pay
87�cents�on�the�white�man's
270
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,880
dollar,�thus...
271
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,792
[normally]�one
reason�for�Black�rage.
272
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,629
brief�upbeat�theme
273
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,589
exciting�strings
274
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,507
Amber,�how�much�do�you
love�a�diverse�workplace?
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00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,676
A�lot.
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00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,677
You�know,�it's�not
controversial�to�say�"10."
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00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,720
Oh,�10.
278
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,888
-You�didn't�say�a�number!
-Out�of�100?!
279
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,266
Wow,�that's
horrible,�Amber,�gosh!
280
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,684
You're�going�to�be�perfect�at
this�next�game�called�Relate�to
281
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,852
This�Diverse�Employee.
282
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:46,853
Sing�me�a�jingle.
283
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:51,484
Relating�to�a
diverse�employee
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00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,152
Ding!
285
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,695
To�play,�I'll�bring�out�a�real
diverse�employee�who�will�share
286
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,365
their�troubles,�and�you�will
have�to�relate�to�their�diverse
287
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,492
employee�feelings.
288
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,825
They're�the�most
diverse�employee�we�have.
289
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:01,660
Are�you�ready?
290
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,619
Okay.
291
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,420
Come�on�out,�diverse�employee!
292
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,041
elegant�strings
293
00:11:07,243 --> 00:11:09,292
Hi,�Ziwe.
294
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,710
-Hi,�Amber�Riley.
-[Amber]�Hello.
295
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,879
Was�not�expecting�a
white�man�to�walk�out�here.
296
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,006
[laughs]
297
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,674
What�were�you�expecting,�Amber?
298
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,842
Not�a�white�man!
299
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,510
I'm�gay,�by�the�way.
300
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,263
Oh,�I'm�so
sorry,�gay�white�man.
301
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,516
You�have�me�sitting�on�a�poof.
302
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,683
It�feels�homophobic.
303
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,351
Amber,�what�do�you
have�to�say�to�that?
304
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,894
I�do�feel�like�they
should�have�given�you�a�chair.
305
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,563
You�know�how�in�UK,
"[bleep]"�means�"cigarette?"
306
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,065
"Poof"�means�"[bleep],"�so...
307
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,733
[Amber]�Wow,�did�not�know�that.
308
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,028
-The�more�you�know.
-triumphant�music
309
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,530
And�what�words�did�you
just�learn,�Amber?
310
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,572
Huh?
311
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,075
[laughs]
312
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,326
Everyone�heard�it.
313
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,370
We�know�what�I�learned.
314
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,090
Amber,�ask�this
person�how�their�week�was.
315
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:47,956
How�was�your�week?
316
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,542
Oh,�[bleep]ing�awful.
317
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,752
AMC�announced�that�Nicole�Kidman
is�the�spokeswoman�for�another
318
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,130
year�-�they�renewed�her�-�and
not�a�single�person�on�set�has
319
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,131
congratulated�me.
320
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,182
-Wow.
-[Amber]�Wow.
321
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,758
And�this�is�a
victory�for�my�culture.
322
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094
For�your�culture?
323
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,094
Which�is...
324
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,513
White�gay.
325
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,681
White�gay.
326
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:04,681
Do�you�feel�related�to?
327
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,683
No,�I�think�I�might
just�be�so�diverse.
328
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,854
Yes,�being�a
plus-sized�Black�woman�is...
329
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,313
definitely�not�the�same.
330
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,313
-[Josh]�Mm.
-[Ziwe]�Mm.
331
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,940
Oppression�Olympics
-�who's�winning?
332
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,775
I�feel�like�we're
all�losing�right�now.
333
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,319
[laughs]
334
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,739
Only�one�community's
slur�has�been�said.
335
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,364
Would�you�like�to�say�a�slur?
336
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,700
[laughing]�No!
337
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,076
Here's�your�chance!
338
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,743
[laughing]�I'd�like�to�say
some�curse�words,�though.
339
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,120
-Say�a�curse�word!
-Let's�all�say�a�curse�word!
340
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,706
One...
341
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,750
two...
342
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,624
three.
343
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,710
[bleep]
344
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,545
...and�hole.
345
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,588
-[laughing]�Woo!
-Could�you�say�that�one�again?
346
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,214
Yeah,�[bleep]ing
[bleep]�and�hole.
347
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,591
How�does�that�make�you�feel?
348
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,759
I�don't�even�know
what�that�means.
349
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,385
-"[bleep]ing�[bleep]�and�hole?"
-Mm-hm.
350
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,762
You�don't�know�what�"[bleep]ing
[bleep]�and�hole"�means?
351
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,264
[chuckling]�No.
352
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,931
What�part,�the�"[bleep]ing,"
the�"[bleep],"�or�the�"hole?"
353
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,183
-What's�a�"[bleep]ing�hole?"
-"[bleep] � and � hole."
354
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,602
"[bleep] � and � hole."
355
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,811
Wow,�how�could�you
speak�like�that�on�my�set?
356
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,646
-I'm�so�sorry.
-[man�VO]�Canceled!
357
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,190
Do�you�have�any
other�complaints?
358
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,983
I'm�a�man,�which
is�objectively�bad,
359
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,818
and�then�I�also�wanna�[bleep]
men,�who�are,�again,
360
00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,819
objectively�bad.
361
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,905
It's�so�bad.
362
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,907
-Now � that, � I�feel.
-[Josh]�Yeah.
363
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,990
-[Ziwe]�Okay!
-[laughs]
364
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,371
We're�getting�somewhere.
365
00:13:05,372 --> 00:13:08,369
So�we�are�bonding�over
our�hatred�of�[bleep]ing�men.
366
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,538
I�relate�to�you.
367
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,960
Do�you�feel�related�to?
368
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,541
You�know,�on�this�one...
369
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,126
-I�still�don't.
-Wow.
370
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,795
I�think�you�should�apologize
to�the�white�gay�community.
371
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,754
Please!
372
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,757
tense�music
373
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,592
No,�thank�you.
[laughs]
374
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,842
"No,�thank�you"
to�the�community?
375
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,637
Wow!
376
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,763
[laughs]
377
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,641
jaunty�music
378
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,977
You�can't�spell
"hero"�without�HR.
379
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,230
exciting�strings
380
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,650
Amber,�can�you�describe
diversity�in�one�word�or�less?
381
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,441
No.
382
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,819
Great!
383
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,694
Let's�play�a�game�called
Diversity�Statement�Mad�Libs!
384
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,822
Now�sing�a�jingle!
385
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,990
Diversity
386
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,159
Statement�Mad�Libs
387
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,619
Oooh!
388
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,702
-Amen.
-[Amber]�Amen.
389
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,788
-Hallelujah.
-Yes.
390
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,871
Jehova-jireh.
391
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,498
Okay,�Amber,
you're�a�businesswoman,
392
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,502
but�you're�also�a
business�-�comma�-�woman,
393
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,086
so�you�need�the
perfect�accessory:
394
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,672
a�diversity�statement.
395
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,755
Okay.
396
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,423
Choose�a�purse,
read�the�card�inside,
397
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,843
and�fill�in�the�blanks,�then
sing�it�out�loud�for�all�your
398
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,387
future�employees�to�hear.
399
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,804
Are�you�ready�to�start?
400
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,847
Yes.
401
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,408
Okay,�Black�History�Month!
402
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:11,057
[Ziwe]�Please.
403
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,769
I�love�Black�history
404
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,398
Black�people�are
beautiful�and�wonderful
405
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,859
And�African-American
406
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,611
In�solidarity
407
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,028
Okay,�that�was�beautiful.
408
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,364
Thank�you.
409
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,073
Marry,�[bleep],�kill:
saying�"Black,"�the�N�word,
410
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,034
-or�"African-American."
-[laughs]
411
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:33,205
Marry�"Black,"
[bleep]�the�N�word...
412
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,497
kill�"African-American?"
413
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,500
You're�gonna�kill
African-Americans,�Amber�Riley?!
414
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,711
We�don't�call
ourselves�"African-American."
415
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,712
What�do�we�call�ourselves?
416
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,713
We�say�we're�Black!
417
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,505
Or?
418
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,758
-Or�[bleep].
-[gasps]
419
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,885
-Okay,�Amber!
-I�can�say�it!
420
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,305
Last�one;�come�on,�hustle!
421
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,889
And�what�month�is�this?
422
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,892
Italian-American
Heritage�Month.
423
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,934
Okay,�well,�you�better�give
it�all�you�[bleep]ing�got.
424
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,478
Okay.
425
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,230
Pizza,�pasta,�red-
426
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,316
That's�already�problematic.
427
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,650
How?!
428
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,861
-You�guys�wrote�it!
-I�don't�recall.
429
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,031
-[cheering]
-jovial�strings
430
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,072
Continue.
431
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,826
Pizza,�pasta,�red
432
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,455
I've�always
appreciated�Italian�people
433
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,665
Even�when�people
say�they�are-
434
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,083
What?!
435
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,670
I'm�not-!
436
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,464
Tony�Soprano,�more�like-
437
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:28,260
[laughs]
438
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,345
Christopher�Columbus
wasn't�as�bad�as-
439
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,097
What?!
440
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,682
This�is�terrible!
441
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,935
[laughing]�I'm�not�singing�this.
442
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,311
I'm�putting�this�shit�back.
443
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,771
So�you're�not�in
solidarity�with�the�Italian-
444
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,274
In�solidarity,
I�am�not�singing�that�shit.
445
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,609
I�think�we've�learned�a
valuable�lesson�today:
446
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,904
Amber�has�a�prejudice...
447
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:47,987
[laughs]
448
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,740
For�certain�communities.
449
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,782
I�don't!
450
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,117
I�love...
451
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,953
all�the�communities.
452
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,120
Diversity!
453
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,538
Do�that�dance�again.
454
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,622
[softly]�Diversity!
455
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,959
jaunty�music
456
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,502
[Ike�VO]�And�now,�more
Black�Rage�in�the�Workplace.
457
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,879
brief�upbeat�theme
458
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,925
It's�natural�to�wonder,�"What's
my�role�in�alleviating�Black
459
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,008
rage?"
460
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:12,137
Your�primary�role�is...
461
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,350
Your�primary�role
[clears�throat]�is�to�not
462
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:20,104
ask�Black�people�how
to�alleviate�Black�rage,
463
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:25,150
as�that�can�have�the�inverse
affect�of�increasing�Black�rage.
464
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,194
Okay,�look!
465
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:31,115
I�am�already�hosting�this
segment�for�87�cents�on�the
466
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,408
white�man's�dollar!
467
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,616
Do�you�want�me�to
operate�this�boom�mic�too?!
468
00:16:34,617 --> 00:16:35,994
You�want�a�diversity�game?!
469
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,957
I�spy,�with�my�little�eye,
a�white�mediocre�sound�guy!
470
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,250
Huh?!
471
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,625
That�break�the�ice
enough�for�everybody�here?!
472
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:44,126
Huh?!
473
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:47,006
How�'bout�I�break
this�boom�mic?!
474
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,339
[grunting]
475
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,217
Gimme�that!
476
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:56,848
[grunting]
477
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,936
[clears�throat]
478
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,948
Sorry�about�that,
everyone,�I'm...not�that�guy.
479
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,994
I�love�my�job,�and�I
love�my�colleague,
480
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,955
the�white�mediocre�sound�guy.
481
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,835
Join�us�next�time,�when�we'll
be�discussing�Black�female�rage.
482
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,961
Next�time?!
483
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,882
No,�we'll�discuss�Black
female�rage�right�now!
484
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,466
You�know�that�was�my�only�line?
485
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,011
My�only...scripted...line.
486
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,472
I�had�to�audition�for�this,�even
though � they � asked � me � to�do�this
487
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,523
show.
488
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,433
[scoffs]�I�had�to
send�in�a�damn�tape!
489
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,811
I�have�drummed�at
the�Grammys,�okay?
490
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,228
I�went�to�acting�school.
491
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,398
I'm�a�medical�doctor!
492
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,236
But�sure,�I'm�cool�with
making�24�cents�to�Ike's�dollar.
493
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,073
Yeah,�[scoffs]�happy�to�wait
'til�next�week�to�discuss�Black
494
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,700
female�rage.
495
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,118
[softly]�Yeah,�that's
what-�that's�what�I�just�said.
496
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,662
[shrieks]
497
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:05,250
tense�music
498
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,170
[Ike�VO]�From
diversity,�to�inclusion,
499
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,964
to�a�colorful
rainbow�of�fruity�taste,
500
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,427
we�here�at�G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gushers
are�committed�to�upholding�the
501
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,598
values�of�people,�and�the
explosive�volcanic�tooty�fruity
502
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:24,019
blast�of�in-your-face�flavor
that�represent�America's�better
503
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,604
angels.
504
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,898
So�let's�all�take�a�stand
and�declare�in�one�voice�that
505
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:33,028
there's�no�room�for�hate�in
new�Fruit�G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Geyser
506
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,072
G-G-G-G-Gushers.
507
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,532
Now�available�in
Social�Justice�Strawberry,
508
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,285
Equity�Fruit�Blast,
and�Interracial�Berry,
509
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,246
next�to�the�cereal�aisle!
510
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,248
chimes
511
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,291
[Michelle�VO]�Since�2020,�big
corporations�have�been�throwing
512
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,912
money�at�diversity�training.
513
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:52,047
Mastercard�telling�us
it's�defining�inclusion�as�a
514
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,089
leadership�skill.
515
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,715
[Michelle�VO]�But
do�they�even�work?
516
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,343
I�don't�know.
517
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,178
[woman�VO]�Sephora�is�going�to
close�more�than�400�stores�on
518
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,099
Wednesday�for�a
one-hour�inclusivity�workshop.
519
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,849
[Michelle�VO]�If
Coke�is�doing�it,
520
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,436
apparently,�Ziwe�and�Sons
corporate�can�do�it�too!
521
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,107
So�Ziwe�gave�me,
Michelle�Nicole�Brady�Davis,
522
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,027
25�dollars�to�try�out�our�new
diversity�training�exercises�on
523
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,479
a�focus�group�of
people�from�Craigslist!
524
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,115
I'm�comedy�writer
Michelle�Nicole�Brady�Davis.
525
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,451
[all]�White�supremacy!
526
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,287
[Michelle�VO]�And�I�can't�say
enough�how�unqualified�I�am�to
527
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,039
do�this.
528
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:29,042
My�name�is
Michelle,�but�often�times,
529
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,088
I�am�mixed�up�with�the
other�Black�person�in�the�room,
530
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,799
and�that�would�be�called...
531
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,137
"racism,"�right?
532
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,597
Okay.
533
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,557
Like,�if�you,�perhaps,�Bob,
if�you�called�me�"Alicia."
534
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,351
I'm�not�Alicia,�I'm�Michelle.
535
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,769
[Bob]�Okay.
536
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,562
And�if�you�mixed�me�up,�that
would�be�a�microaggression,
537
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,939
right?
538
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,733
It'd�be�a�mistake,�that's�all.
539
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,735
I�get�the�other
girl�in�the�room.
540
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,610
You�get�it,�right?
541
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,195
'Cause�I�don't�look�like�you.
542
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,822
I�can't�go�with,�you�know,�"It's
a�mistake"�'cause�I�don't�look
543
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,534
-like�her.�[laughs]
-[Michelle]�Right,�exactly.
544
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,701
But�you�know�what,�you�guys?
545
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,411
Let's�start�off�a
little�bit�lighter.
546
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,663
I�didn't�mean�to�enter
the�room�with�"racism"�but,
547
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,041
you�know,�sometimes
that's�the�truth�of�it.
548
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,376
curious�music
549
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,213
Okay,�so�let's�start
easy�with�an�icebreaker.
550
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,423
I�want�everyone�to�go�around�and
say�what�is�diversity�to�you.
551
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,591
[French�accent]
Different�countries,
552
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,593
different�origins,
different�backgrounds.
553
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,179
[Michelle]�Okay.
554
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,263
'Cause�I�believe�I'm�the�only
one�that's�not�American�here.
555
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,264
How�do�you�know?
556
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,266
[British�accent]
Actually,�I'm�British.
557
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,226
-[chuckles]
-You're�British?
558
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,020
Okay,�so�we're�both�Europeans.
559
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,397
I�did�not�know,
I'm�sorry,�but...
560
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,816
everywhere�I�go,
I'm�the�only�one.
561
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,068
Mm,�yeah.
562
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,070
That's�diversity.
563
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,864
curious�music
564
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,284
Everyone,�raise�your�hand
if�you�do�not�see�color.
565
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,412
You�don't�see�color,�Bob?
566
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,955
Who�else�does�not�see�color?
567
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,124
I�try�not�to�take�account
of�it�in-�in�the�majority�of
568
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,253
circumstances,�but
it-�it's�there;
569
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,463
I�can't-�I�can't�shut�my�eyes.
570
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,925
I'm�not�saying�I�always
succeed�in�discounting�it.
571
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,175
-[Michelle]�Mm!
-I'm�saying�I�try.
572
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,677
You�try�to�discount�their�race?
573
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,096
Yeah.
574
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,264
Valerie�and�Alicia,�where
do�you�stand�on�seeing�color?
575
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,224
I�agree�it's�there,
but�I�refuse�to�see�it,
576
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,227
I�don't�wanna�see�it.
577
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:13,104
I�have�something�that�I
just�can't�let�go.�[laughs]
578
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,272
I�would�love�you�to�say�it.
579
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,440
[laughing]�Okay.
580
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,109
People�see�color.
581
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,860
[laughing]�People�see�color!
582
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:19,944
Yes.
583
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,946
Whenever�you're
asked�that�question,
584
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,450
don't�ever�say�you�don't
see�it,�because�I�see�it,
585
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,868
you�see�it.
586
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,289
We�see�color;�there's
nothing�wrong�with�seeing�it.
587
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,875
When�you�deny�who�I�am,
you're�denying�who�I�am.
588
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,252
[Michelle]�Yes!
589
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,961
I�see�you,�you're�a�white
guy,�I'm�good�with�that.
590
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,504
[laughing]�It's�okay�for
me�to�be�a�Black�girl!
591
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,555
[Michelle]�Yes!
592
00:21:39,556 --> 00:21:40,298
It's�okay�for�you
to�be�a�white�guy.
593
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,925
-Thank�you.
-It's�okay.
594
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,302
curious�music
595
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,347
In�order�to�dispel�stereotypes,
we�have�to�acknowledge�that�they
596
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,974
exist,�right?
597
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,686
This�is�a�game
called�I�Am/I�Am�Not.
598
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,730
I'm�gonna�point�to�one�of
the�people�on�the�board,
599
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,150
and�we're�gonna
say�who�they�are.
600
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,358
Who�do�you�think�this�person�is?
601
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,236
"I�am..."
602
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,904
An�entrepreneur.
603
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:06,867
And�then�"I�am�not"�is�gonna
be�what�the�stereotype�is.
604
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,492
-A�smoker.
-[Michelle]�A�smoker.
605
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,911
And�then,�we're�gonna�say,
"Goodbye,�stereotype."
606
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,873
[all]�Goodbye,�stereotype!
607
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,290
[Michelle]�What�about
this�person�right�here?
608
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,667
"I�am...?"
609
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,918
She's�older.
610
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,378
[Michelle]�What�are�some
stereotypes�of�old�people?
611
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,379
Sick.
612
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,547
[Michelle]�Sick,�yes.
613
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,133
[all]�Goodbye,�stereotype!
614
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,676
Ooh,�this�is�a�fun�one.
615
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,679
This�person�right�here
seems�to�be�drinking.
616
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,765
Oh,�and�they're�wearing�green.
617
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,683
-Maybe�they're...
-Irish.
618
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,936
So�"I�am�Irish,�I�am�not..."
619
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,522
-An�alcoholic.
-[Michelle]�An�alcoholic.
620
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,691
[all]�Goodbye,�stereotype.
621
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,360
upbeat�music
622
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,946
So�I'm�going�to
place�some�cards.
623
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:49,534
Choose�what�you�think�would�be
the�most�fun�ethnicity�to�be.
624
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,953
Ready,�set,�go.
625
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:53,985
Who�would�be�fun
to�be�for�a�day?
626
00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:58,250
So�these�are�the
ones�that�we've�left.
627
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,045
Nobody�really�wants�to�be�Black,
and�no�one�really�wants�to�be
628
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,339
from�Florida.
629
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,923
I'm�trying�to
figure�out�"Passing."
630
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,384
Meaning�I'm�one�person�and�I'm
passing�ethnically�for�another?
631
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,344
-Yes,�yes!
-[Bob]�Eh,�I'll�try�that.
632
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,553
[Michelle]�Okay,�cool!
633
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,725
Ooh,�so�tell�us,�who
are�you�passing�as?
634
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,143
A�straight�white�male.
635
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,229
But�who�are�you�really?
636
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,982
I'm�a�gay�Black�man,�and,�um...
637
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,526
-I�like�men.
-Yeah.
638
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,069
'Cause�you're�gay.
639
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,778
Yeah,�and,�uh,�I�don't�think
there's�anything�wrong�with�it.
640
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,613
[Michelle]�Yeah,�and
it's�great�that�you're�gay.
641
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,073
-We�celebrate�it.
-[Bob]�I�celebrate�it.
642
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,783
-Yeah.
-Love�the�Gay�Pride�parade.
643
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,618
-[Michelle]�I�love�it�too.
-I�march�in�it�every�year.
644
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,204
Yeah,�amazing!
645
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,413
Celebrate�diversity!
646
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,748
upbeat�music
647
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,250
See?!
648
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,459
A�Band-Aid�over�a
bullet�hole � can � help!
649
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,628
Now,�the�economy's
never�been�woker!
650
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:46,383
Sesame�Place�Theme�Park�will
require�all�of�its�employees�to
651
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,009
undergo�diversity�training.
652
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,636
[Michelle�VO]�And�Black�people
have�never�experienced�less
653
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,687
racism!
654
00:23:51,688 --> 00:23:53,472
Watch�out�for
this,�diversity�train!
655
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,016
Choo-choo!
656
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,602
A�great�experience�had�by�all.
657
00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:01,356
Going�forward,�we�should�all
remember�in�the�workplace:
658
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,400
diversity...
659
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,026
inclusion...
660
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,403
and�equity.
661
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,405
One,�two,�three...
662
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,991
[all]�DIE!
663
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,201
jaunty�music
664
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,454
Diversity
training�isn't�enough.
665
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,997
I'm�ready�to�go�to...
666
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,622
-[chainsaw�buzzes]
-diversity�war!
667
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,041
Urgh!
668
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:25,130
anxious�strings
669
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,424
chimes
670
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,259
I've�been�back�there
playing�the�drums�for�him!
671
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,428
Sweating;�there's�no
waters�back�there!
672
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,806
I've�drummed�at
Britney�Spears'�wedding.
673
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,434
I've�drummed�at�the�White�House!
674
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,518
A � white�house � near
the�White�House.
675
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,438
I�deserve�better�than�this!
676
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,067
I�drummed�near�Jeff
Bezos'�car�parking�spot!
677
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,488
[screaming]
678
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:54,159
spirited�orchestral�music
679
00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:58,759
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