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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,802 exciting�music 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,637 Diversity. 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,930 Inclusion. 4 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,015 Celebrate,�identity, respect,�multiculturalism. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,475 These�are�the�words important�to�diversity�training. 6 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:22,022 Now,�I�don't�have�any�experience in�conflict�resolution, 7 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:24,231 but�I�do�have experience�in�causing�conflict, 8 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:28,028 so�if�you�reverse engineer�that,�problem�solved! 9 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:31,530 Tonight,�I'll�be�teaching�you how�to�stop�doing�harassment�and 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,492 start�doing listening�and�learning. 11 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,036 That�means�this! 12 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,871 Tilt�up,�idiot! 13 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,040 Look,�it's�racial�harmony! 14 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,250 I�have�a�"get woke�fast"�program, 15 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:45,085 and�that�program�is�called Paramount+�with�the�Showtime 16 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,212 -add-on. -[ding] 17 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,547 Check�out�bonus�content like�the�Juneteenth�episode�of 18 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:49,465 Billions � ! 19 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,091 -[chainsaw�buzzing] -[man�screams] 20 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,886 More�diverse,�now! 21 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:55,095 Oh,�that's�just�the�suits encouraging�my�writers�to�be 22 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,514 more�diverse. 23 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,725 Keep�up�the�good�work,�guys! 24 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,018 Oh,�I�mean... 25 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,020 they/them. 26 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,229 chimes 27 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,273 Tonight,�I'll�be talking�to�Amber�Riley. 28 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,859 Don't�be�a�little�[bleep]. 29 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,692 [Ziwe�VO]�And�my�writer Michelle�will�be�hosting�our 30 00:01:09,693 --> 00:01:11,070 first�diversity�training. 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,405 I'm�a�gay�Black�man. 32 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,408 Tonight�will�be�the�most diverse�episode�in�Black... 33 00:01:15,449 --> 00:01:19,079 I�mean�People�of Color�TV�history. 34 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,413 Ziwe � starts�now. 35 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:25,502 cool�theme�music 36 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,130 You�may�know�her�from�the colorful�cast�of � Glee. 37 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,130 You�busted�my�heart. 38 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,673 [Ziwe�VO]�A�woman of�many�talents, 39 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,800 like�singing,�and�dancing, and�not�talking�shit�about�her 40 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,136 co-workers. 41 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:18,345 We�really�ho- honestly�all�do�get�along, 42 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:19,346 thank�God. [laughs] 43 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,141 -Same. -[laughs] 44 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:22,808 [Ziwe�VO]�Someone�who could've�gone�to�HR, 45 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,310 if�Hollywood�had�an�HR. 46 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,105 Please�welcome�Amber�Riley! 47 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,940 exciting�strings 48 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,358 Hello! 49 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,151 Jambo. 50 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,193 -Hello. -Hi! 51 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,194 [Ziwe]�Thank�you for�doing�the�show! 52 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,195 I'm�beyond�excited to�chat�with�you. 53 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:35,988 Thank�you�for�having�me! 54 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:41,161 You�are�an�American�icon,�so�I feel�like�I�am�in�the�presence 55 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,163 of�a�cherub�from�Heaven. 56 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,165 angelic�choir 57 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,832 What�do�you�like most�about�diversity? 58 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,835 I�like�learning�from�different people�in�the�cultures. 59 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,587 We're�gonna�have�you�learn�from people�in�the�culture�a�little 60 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,672 later�today. 61 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,881 Oh,�that�doesn't make�me�nervous�at�all. 62 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,215 No,�it's�going�to�be�pleasant. 63 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,844 [bleep]ing [bleep]�and�hole. 64 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,595 I�prayed�about�it before�I�came�out�here. 65 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,180 What�did�you�say�to God�before�you�came�out? 66 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,140 I�said,�"God,�use me�as�a�vessel." 67 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,018 church�organ 68 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,186 I�also�told�him�to�protect�me. 69 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:11,815 Your�debut�single�was titled�"Colorblind." 70 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,943 Colorblind,�colorblind 71 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,403 Do�you�feel�it�was�an�anthem for�the�"I�don't�see�race" 72 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,947 crowd? 73 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,199 I�don't�believe�in�the,�uh,�"I don't�believe�in�race"�group. 74 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,825 You�don't�believe�they�exist? 75 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:24,077 I�don't�believe�that�they believe�that�they�don't�see 76 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,787 color.�[laughs] 77 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:29,380 What's�more�diverse,�the�cast of � Glee � or�the�Supreme�Court? 78 00:03:30,337 --> 00:03:33,253 Wow,�that�really�got�you! 79 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,006 Uh,�the�cast�of � Glee... 80 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,840 -[Ziwe]�Wow! -Definitely�is�more�diverse. 81 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,218 triumphant�music 82 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,886 What's�worse,�Mondays�or mandatory�diversity�training? 83 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,055 Mondays. [laughs] 84 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,473 Really? 85 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:44,223 I've�never�had�to�go�to mandatory�diversity�training. 86 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,849 [Ziwe]�You've�never�had�to go�to�diversity�training?! 87 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:46,975 Mm-mm. 88 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:47,935 We�have�diversity training�on�our�show. 89 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:48,894 This�feels�homophobic. 90 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,103 You're�rich�and�ungrateful. 91 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,689 Mwah,�mwah,�mwah. 92 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,067 [all]�White�supremacy! 93 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,275 I�wish�our�show�had�that. 94 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,736 [chuckling]�We�did�not. 95 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,445 Would�you�say�there�was�a race�war�on�that�production? 96 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,864 [laughs] 97 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,615 [laughing]�No,�it�would require�different�races; 98 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,368 I�was�the�only�Black�one. 99 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,619 Now,�speaking�of getting�down�in�the�muck, 100 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,247 you�said�that�one�of�your famous�co-workers�wasn't�racist. 101 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,166 Did�you�mean�that�she�was? 102 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,878 Ohhh,�Ziwe! 103 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,173 [laughing]�Oh! 104 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,634 Um... 105 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,386 Next�question? 106 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:24,096 [laughing]�I�don't�even know�how�to�answer�that. 107 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,432 Um... [clears�throat] 108 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,308 "Flight�of�the Bumblebee"�by�Korsakov 109 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,143 I�don't�know�which co-worker�you're�talking�about, 110 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,105 I've�had�so�many. 111 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,315 I�am�not�going�to�say�that [bleep]�Michele�is�racist. 112 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,443 angelic�choir 113 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,485 You're�trouble. 114 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,071 -I'm�trouble? -Oh,�yes. 115 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,322 Would�you�say�that�your�famous co-worker�doesn't�see�race, 116 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,658 and�is,�in�fact,�rude�to all�of�her�co-workers? 117 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,494 I�think�that�she�would�probably say�she�doesn't�see�race, 118 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,497 but�as�we�discussed�earlier, [whispering]�everyone�does. 119 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,124 And�that's�what�the song�"Colorblind"�is�about? 120 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,294 Colorblind,�colorblind 121 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,296 [laughing]�It's�not�about�her. 122 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,380 Who's�more�diverse,�your famous�co-worker�or�your�famous 123 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,173 co-worker�after she�learned�Spanish? 124 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:04,052 [laughs] 125 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,679 She�learned�Spanish?! [laughs] 126 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,224 -[Ziwe]�Yes! -[laughing]�What?! 127 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,684 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on�Ziwe... 128 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:10,934 People�are sending�you�pee-pees? 129 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,102 Yeah,�they're sending�me�pee-pees. 130 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,063 Who's�sending�you�a�pee-pee? 131 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,648 Be�honest,�come�on. 132 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,067 chimes 133 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,944 At�Showtime,�inclusion�is�at�the heart�of�every�time�someone�says 134 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,071 the�word... 135 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,163 "inclusion." 136 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,283 -uplifting�music -[dramatic�thud] 137 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,491 [Ike�VO]�Now, it's�time�for... 138 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,119 Black�Rage�in�the�Workplace. 139 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,705 brief�upbeat�jingle 140 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,916 Shh. 141 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,918 Do�you�hear�that? 142 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,671 To�the�untrained ear,�it�is�silence. 143 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:43,134 But�to�the�expert,�it's the�sound�of�Black�rage, 144 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,306 accumulating�in�the�workplace at�an�exponential�rate. 145 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:50,683 Hi,�my�name�is�Ike,�and today,�we'll�be�discussing... 146 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,353 Black�rage�in�the�workplace. 147 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,937 exciting�bongos 148 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:58,231 Let's�begin�by�laying�out�a working�definition�of�"Black 149 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,776 rage." 150 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:04,113 Black�rage�is�what�your�Black co-worker�is�feeling�right�now. 151 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:09,494 Some�of�you�might�be�confused, so�let's�try�an�exercise. 152 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,953 Close�your�eyes. 153 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,705 Now,�inhale. 154 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,499 And�exhale. 155 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,502 Now,�visualize�a Black�co-worker. 156 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:21,714 Black�rage�is�what�that�Black co-worker�is�feeling... 157 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,132 right�now. 158 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,720 Congratulations,�you�now�have a�working�definition�of 159 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,138 "Black�rage." 160 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,141 Let's�take�a�short tea�break�to�process. 161 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:37,230 suspenseful�bongos 162 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,824 [crush] 163 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:53,746 brief�upbeat�jingle 164 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,207 exciting�strings 165 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,792 After�17�of�30�seasons�of Dancing�with�the�Stars, 166 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,752 you�were�the�first Black�woman�ever�to�win! 167 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:01,962 -Yes. -Which�is�exciting! 168 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,423 Yes! 169 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:04,965 Would�you�say�that�you're the�Nelson�Mandela�of�ABC�dance 170 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,174 -competitions? -[laughs] 171 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,385 Um,�I�don't�think�that�I'm the�Nelson�Mandela,�no, 172 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:10,220 I�don't�think�that I�caused�any�freedom. 173 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,389 I�mean,�has�there�been a�Black�woman�since? 174 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,766 But�Tyra�hosts! 175 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,601 Tyra�is�the�host,�yes,�so that-�I�guess�that's�one�for 176 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,271 us? 177 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,231 -[softly]�Mm-hm. -[Ziwe]�[softly]�Mm-hm. 178 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,483 What�are�some�micro- and�macro-aggressions�you 179 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,235 experience working�in�Hollywood? 180 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,405 For�me,�it�always�happens�in the�hair�and�the�makeup�trailer. 181 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,574 "Oh,�your�hair! 182 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,242 It's�so�interesting! 183 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,453 Oh,�wow,�can�I�touch�it?!" 184 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:34,787 Like,�a�lot�of�that. 185 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,872 You're�mad�at�the�hairstylist for�touching�your�hair? 186 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,624 No,�I'm�mad�at�the�other�actors for�wanting�to�touch�my�hair. 187 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,876 -[Ziwe]�Oooh! -[laughs] 188 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,837 That's�dark,�that's�really�dark. 189 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,505 Name�three�people�who made�your�day�more�diverse. 190 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,258 Uh... [laughs] 191 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,842 My�makeup�artist�is�a�white�man. 192 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,676 -triumphant�music -[Ziwe]�And�we�love�that. 193 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:53,264 We�celebrate diversity�in�makeup�artists. 194 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:54,514 My�hairstylist is�a�Black�woman. 195 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,683 [Ziwe]�And�we�celebrate diversity�in�hairstylists. 196 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:57,810 Yeah. 197 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,519 -Is�there�a�third�person? -[chuckles]�No. 198 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,605 triumphant�music 199 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,272 It's�pretty�diverse�in�here! 200 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,648 What�diversity�do�you�see? 201 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,441 Well,�[softly] maybe�not�in�here. 202 00:08:05,442 --> 00:08:06,234 What?! 203 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:10,114 [crowd]�We shall�overcome 204 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:13,032 So�you�said�that�growing�up in�poverty�helped�you�not�act�a 205 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:14,083 fool. 206 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:15,619 Which�celebrities are�acting�a�fool? 207 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,119 [whispering]�Oh�my�gosh... 208 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,871 It's�a�lot�of them�acting�a�fool. 209 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,081 Like�who? 210 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,417 tense�music 211 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,629 [softly]�I�can�just�hear my�publicist's�ears�like 212 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,256 "Please�don't,�please don't,�please�don't..." 213 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,467 Um,�you�know,�the-�the�norm. 214 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,052 Let's�say�the�usual. 215 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,470 The�usual�suspects. 216 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,470 We�all�know�who�they�are. 217 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,472 -Do�we�know�who�they�are? -I�think�we�do. 218 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,515 -Do�we? -Yes. 219 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,267 -Do�we? -I�think�we�do. 220 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,144 You�are�a�class�act,�and that�is�not�beneficial�to�me. 221 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,855 angelic�choir 222 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,315 Would�you�rather�have world�peace�or�diversity? 223 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,735 Ohh,�world�peace,�but�I�think world�peace�requires�diversity. 224 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,487 -That's�such�a�cop-out. -[laughs] 225 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,155 Give�me�some [bleep]ing�dirt,�girl! 226 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:53,907 -[laughs] -We're�working�together, 227 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,738 we�are�creating�an�art piece,�and�I�need�clips! 228 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:58,578 I�feel�like�I�gave you�a�little�dirt! 229 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,122 What�dirt?! 230 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,289 [meekly]�I�gave�you a�little�bit�of�dirt! 231 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,082 And�what�was�the�dirt? 232 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,459 Remind�me! 233 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,668 [laughing]�I�can't�remember, it's�all�happening�so�fast, 234 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:05,460 Ziwe. 235 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,754 I�won't�name�names. 236 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,129 I�don't�know�which co-worker�you're�talking�about. 237 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,130 Next�question? 238 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,467 Amber,�you�were�an angel�from�Heaven. 239 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,551 Thank�you. 240 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,511 It's�great�for you�and�bad�for�me. 241 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,846 [laughs] 242 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,431 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 243 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,642 I�celebrate�[bleep]�and�hole. 244 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,518 How�could�you�speak like�that�on�my�set? 245 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,479 chimes 246 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,564 [Ike�VO]�What's�the�most important�workplace�diversity 247 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,565 issue... 248 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,524 -[ding] -diversity... 249 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,901 -[ding] -women... 250 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,360 -[ding] -air�conditioning... 251 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,321 -[ding] -gay/POC? 252 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,156 jaunty�music 253 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,950 Every�morning,�I�take�my coffee�black�and�my�workplace 254 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,120 multiracial. 255 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,705 [sip] 256 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,914 Ahhh... 257 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,916 chimes 258 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,585 [Ike�VO]�And�now,�more Black�Rage�in�the�Workplace. 259 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,046 brief�upbeat�theme 260 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:53,718 I�want�you�to�pull�out�a piece�of�paper�and�a�pencil. 261 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:58,764 [pencils�straining and�snapping] 262 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,436 Let's�skip�that�exercise. 263 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:09,025 While�Black�people�are unemployed�at�double�the�rate�of 264 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,570 white�people,�all�Black people�are�double-employed, 265 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,447 because�for�every�job�they�have, they�have�a�second�ancillary�job 266 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,657 of�dealing�the�white people�at�the�job�they�have. 267 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:18,992 [speeding�up]�So,�for�instance, each�Black�person�with�two�jobs 268 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,827 to�make�ends�meet, ends�up�with�four�jobs, 269 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,829 of�which�only�two�pay 87�cents�on�the�white�man's 270 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:23,880 dollar,�thus... 271 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,792 [normally]�one reason�for�Black�rage. 272 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,629 brief�upbeat�theme 273 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,589 exciting�strings 274 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,507 Amber,�how�much�do�you love�a�diverse�workplace? 275 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,676 A�lot. 276 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,677 You�know,�it's�not controversial�to�say�"10." 277 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,720 Oh,�10. 278 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,888 -You�didn't�say�a�number! -Out�of�100?! 279 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,266 Wow,�that's horrible,�Amber,�gosh! 280 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,684 You're�going�to�be�perfect�at this�next�game�called�Relate�to 281 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,852 This�Diverse�Employee. 282 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:46,853 Sing�me�a�jingle. 283 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:51,484 Relating�to�a diverse�employee 284 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,152 Ding! 285 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,695 To�play,�I'll�bring�out�a�real diverse�employee�who�will�share 286 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,365 their�troubles,�and�you�will have�to�relate�to�their�diverse 287 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,492 employee�feelings. 288 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,825 They're�the�most diverse�employee�we�have. 289 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:01,660 Are�you�ready? 290 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,619 Okay. 291 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,420 Come�on�out,�diverse�employee! 292 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,041 elegant�strings 293 00:11:07,243 --> 00:11:09,292 Hi,�Ziwe. 294 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,710 -Hi,�Amber�Riley. -[Amber]�Hello. 295 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,879 Was�not�expecting�a white�man�to�walk�out�here. 296 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,006 [laughs] 297 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,674 What�were�you�expecting,�Amber? 298 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,842 Not�a�white�man! 299 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,510 I'm�gay,�by�the�way. 300 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,263 Oh,�I'm�so sorry,�gay�white�man. 301 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,516 You�have�me�sitting�on�a�poof. 302 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,683 It�feels�homophobic. 303 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,351 Amber,�what�do�you have�to�say�to�that? 304 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,894 I�do�feel�like�they should�have�given�you�a�chair. 305 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,563 You�know�how�in�UK, "[bleep]"�means�"cigarette?" 306 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,065 "Poof"�means�"[bleep],"�so... 307 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,733 [Amber]�Wow,�did�not�know�that. 308 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,028 -The�more�you�know. -triumphant�music 309 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,530 And�what�words�did�you just�learn,�Amber? 310 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,572 Huh? 311 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,075 [laughs] 312 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,326 Everyone�heard�it. 313 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,370 We�know�what�I�learned. 314 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,090 Amber,�ask�this person�how�their�week�was. 315 00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:47,956 How�was�your�week? 316 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,542 Oh,�[bleep]ing�awful. 317 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,752 AMC�announced�that�Nicole�Kidman is�the�spokeswoman�for�another 318 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,130 year�-�they�renewed�her�-�and not�a�single�person�on�set�has 319 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,131 congratulated�me. 320 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,182 -Wow. -[Amber]�Wow. 321 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,758 And�this�is�a victory�for�my�culture. 322 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094 For�your�culture? 323 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,094 Which�is... 324 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,513 White�gay. 325 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,681 White�gay. 326 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:04,681 Do�you�feel�related�to? 327 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,683 No,�I�think�I�might just�be�so�diverse. 328 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,854 Yes,�being�a plus-sized�Black�woman�is... 329 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,313 definitely�not�the�same. 330 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,313 -[Josh]�Mm. -[Ziwe]�Mm. 331 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,940 Oppression�Olympics -�who's�winning? 332 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,775 I�feel�like�we're all�losing�right�now. 333 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,319 [laughs] 334 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,739 Only�one�community's slur�has�been�said. 335 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,364 Would�you�like�to�say�a�slur? 336 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,700 [laughing]�No! 337 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,076 Here's�your�chance! 338 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,743 [laughing]�I'd�like�to�say some�curse�words,�though. 339 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,120 -Say�a�curse�word! -Let's�all�say�a�curse�word! 340 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,706 One... 341 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,750 two... 342 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,624 three. 343 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,710 [bleep] 344 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,545 ...and�hole. 345 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,588 -[laughing]�Woo! -Could�you�say�that�one�again? 346 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,214 Yeah,�[bleep]ing [bleep]�and�hole. 347 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,591 How�does�that�make�you�feel? 348 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,759 I�don't�even�know what�that�means. 349 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,385 -"[bleep]ing�[bleep]�and�hole?" -Mm-hm. 350 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,762 You�don't�know�what�"[bleep]ing [bleep]�and�hole"�means? 351 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,264 [chuckling]�No. 352 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,931 What�part,�the�"[bleep]ing," the�"[bleep],"�or�the�"hole?" 353 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,183 -What's�a�"[bleep]ing�hole?" -"[bleep] � and � hole." 354 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,602 "[bleep] � and � hole." 355 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,811 Wow,�how�could�you speak�like�that�on�my�set? 356 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,646 -I'm�so�sorry. -[man�VO]�Canceled! 357 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,190 Do�you�have�any other�complaints? 358 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,983 I'm�a�man,�which is�objectively�bad, 359 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,818 and�then�I�also�wanna�[bleep] men,�who�are,�again, 360 00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,819 objectively�bad. 361 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,905 It's�so�bad. 362 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,907 -Now � that, � I�feel. -[Josh]�Yeah. 363 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,990 -[Ziwe]�Okay! -[laughs] 364 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,371 We're�getting�somewhere. 365 00:13:05,372 --> 00:13:08,369 So�we�are�bonding�over our�hatred�of�[bleep]ing�men. 366 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,538 I�relate�to�you. 367 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,960 Do�you�feel�related�to? 368 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,541 You�know,�on�this�one... 369 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,126 -I�still�don't. -Wow. 370 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,795 I�think�you�should�apologize to�the�white�gay�community. 371 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,754 Please! 372 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,757 tense�music 373 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,592 No,�thank�you. [laughs] 374 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,842 "No,�thank�you" to�the�community? 375 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,637 Wow! 376 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,763 [laughs] 377 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,641 jaunty�music 378 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,977 You�can't�spell "hero"�without�HR. 379 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,230 exciting�strings 380 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,650 Amber,�can�you�describe diversity�in�one�word�or�less? 381 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,441 No. 382 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,819 Great! 383 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,694 Let's�play�a�game�called Diversity�Statement�Mad�Libs! 384 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,822 Now�sing�a�jingle! 385 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,990 Diversity 386 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,159 Statement�Mad�Libs 387 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,619 Oooh! 388 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,702 -Amen. -[Amber]�Amen. 389 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,788 -Hallelujah. -Yes. 390 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,871 Jehova-jireh. 391 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,498 Okay,�Amber, you're�a�businesswoman, 392 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,502 but�you're�also�a business�-�comma�-�woman, 393 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,086 so�you�need�the perfect�accessory: 394 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,672 a�diversity�statement. 395 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,755 Okay. 396 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,423 Choose�a�purse, read�the�card�inside, 397 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,843 and�fill�in�the�blanks,�then sing�it�out�loud�for�all�your 398 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,387 future�employees�to�hear. 399 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,804 Are�you�ready�to�start? 400 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,847 Yes. 401 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,408 Okay,�Black�History�Month! 402 00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:11,057 [Ziwe]�Please. 403 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,769 I�love�Black�history 404 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,398 Black�people�are beautiful�and�wonderful 405 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,859 And�African-American 406 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,611 In�solidarity 407 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,028 Okay,�that�was�beautiful. 408 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,364 Thank�you. 409 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,073 Marry,�[bleep],�kill: saying�"Black,"�the�N�word, 410 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,034 -or�"African-American." -[laughs] 411 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:33,205 Marry�"Black," [bleep]�the�N�word... 412 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,497 kill�"African-American?" 413 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,500 You're�gonna�kill African-Americans,�Amber�Riley?! 414 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,711 We�don't�call ourselves�"African-American." 415 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,712 What�do�we�call�ourselves? 416 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,713 We�say�we're�Black! 417 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,505 Or? 418 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,758 -Or�[bleep]. -[gasps] 419 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,885 -Okay,�Amber! -I�can�say�it! 420 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,305 Last�one;�come�on,�hustle! 421 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,889 And�what�month�is�this? 422 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,892 Italian-American Heritage�Month. 423 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,934 Okay,�well,�you�better�give it�all�you�[bleep]ing�got. 424 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,478 Okay. 425 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,230 Pizza,�pasta,�red- 426 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,316 That's�already�problematic. 427 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,650 How?! 428 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,861 -You�guys�wrote�it! -I�don't�recall. 429 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,031 -[cheering] -jovial�strings 430 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,072 Continue. 431 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,826 Pizza,�pasta,�red 432 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,455 I've�always appreciated�Italian�people 433 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,665 Even�when�people say�they�are- 434 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,083 What?! 435 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,670 I'm�not-! 436 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,464 Tony�Soprano,�more�like- 437 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:28,260 [laughs] 438 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,345 Christopher�Columbus wasn't�as�bad�as- 439 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,097 What?! 440 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,682 This�is�terrible! 441 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,935 [laughing]�I'm�not�singing�this. 442 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,311 I'm�putting�this�shit�back. 443 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,771 So�you're�not�in solidarity�with�the�Italian- 444 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,274 In�solidarity, I�am�not�singing�that�shit. 445 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,609 I�think�we've�learned�a valuable�lesson�today: 446 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,904 Amber�has�a�prejudice... 447 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:47,987 [laughs] 448 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,740 For�certain�communities. 449 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,782 I�don't! 450 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,117 I�love... 451 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,953 all�the�communities. 452 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,120 Diversity! 453 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,538 Do�that�dance�again. 454 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,622 [softly]�Diversity! 455 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,959 jaunty�music 456 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,502 [Ike�VO]�And�now,�more Black�Rage�in�the�Workplace. 457 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,879 brief�upbeat�theme 458 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,925 It's�natural�to�wonder,�"What's my�role�in�alleviating�Black 459 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,008 rage?" 460 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:12,137 Your�primary�role�is... 461 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,350 Your�primary�role [clears�throat]�is�to�not 462 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:20,104 ask�Black�people�how to�alleviate�Black�rage, 463 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:25,150 as�that�can�have�the�inverse affect�of�increasing�Black�rage. 464 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,194 Okay,�look! 465 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:31,115 I�am�already�hosting�this segment�for�87�cents�on�the 466 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,408 white�man's�dollar! 467 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,616 Do�you�want�me�to operate�this�boom�mic�too?! 468 00:16:34,617 --> 00:16:35,994 You�want�a�diversity�game?! 469 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,957 I�spy,�with�my�little�eye, a�white�mediocre�sound�guy! 470 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,250 Huh?! 471 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,625 That�break�the�ice enough�for�everybody�here?! 472 00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:44,126 Huh?! 473 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:47,006 How�'bout�I�break this�boom�mic?! 474 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,339 [grunting] 475 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,217 Gimme�that! 476 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:56,848 [grunting] 477 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,936 [clears�throat] 478 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,948 Sorry�about�that, everyone,�I'm...not�that�guy. 479 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,994 I�love�my�job,�and�I love�my�colleague, 480 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,955 the�white�mediocre�sound�guy. 481 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,835 Join�us�next�time,�when�we'll be�discussing�Black�female�rage. 482 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,961 Next�time?! 483 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,882 No,�we'll�discuss�Black female�rage�right�now! 484 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,466 You�know�that�was�my�only�line? 485 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,011 My�only...scripted...line. 486 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,472 I�had�to�audition�for�this,�even though � they � asked � me � to�do�this 487 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,523 show. 488 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,433 [scoffs]�I�had�to send�in�a�damn�tape! 489 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,811 I�have�drummed�at the�Grammys,�okay? 490 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,228 I�went�to�acting�school. 491 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,398 I'm�a�medical�doctor! 492 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,236 But�sure,�I'm�cool�with making�24�cents�to�Ike's�dollar. 493 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,073 Yeah,�[scoffs]�happy�to�wait 'til�next�week�to�discuss�Black 494 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,700 female�rage. 495 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,118 [softly]�Yeah,�that's what-�that's�what�I�just�said. 496 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,662 [shrieks] 497 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:05,250 tense�music 498 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,170 [Ike�VO]�From diversity,�to�inclusion, 499 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,964 to�a�colorful rainbow�of�fruity�taste, 500 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,427 we�here�at�G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gushers are�committed�to�upholding�the 501 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,598 values�of�people,�and�the explosive�volcanic�tooty�fruity 502 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:24,019 blast�of�in-your-face�flavor that�represent�America's�better 503 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,604 angels. 504 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,898 So�let's�all�take�a�stand and�declare�in�one�voice�that 505 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:33,028 there's�no�room�for�hate�in new�Fruit�G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Geyser 506 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,072 G-G-G-G-Gushers. 507 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,532 Now�available�in Social�Justice�Strawberry, 508 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,285 Equity�Fruit�Blast, and�Interracial�Berry, 509 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,246 next�to�the�cereal�aisle! 510 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,248 chimes 511 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,291 [Michelle�VO]�Since�2020,�big corporations�have�been�throwing 512 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,912 money�at�diversity�training. 513 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:52,047 Mastercard�telling�us it's�defining�inclusion�as�a 514 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,089 leadership�skill. 515 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,715 [Michelle�VO]�But do�they�even�work? 516 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,343 I�don't�know. 517 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,178 [woman�VO]�Sephora�is�going�to close�more�than�400�stores�on 518 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,099 Wednesday�for�a one-hour�inclusivity�workshop. 519 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:02,849 [Michelle�VO]�If Coke�is�doing�it, 520 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,436 apparently,�Ziwe�and�Sons corporate�can�do�it�too! 521 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,107 So�Ziwe�gave�me, Michelle�Nicole�Brady�Davis, 522 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:14,027 25�dollars�to�try�out�our�new diversity�training�exercises�on 523 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,479 a�focus�group�of people�from�Craigslist! 524 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,115 I'm�comedy�writer Michelle�Nicole�Brady�Davis. 525 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,451 [all]�White�supremacy! 526 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,287 [Michelle�VO]�And�I�can't�say enough�how�unqualified�I�am�to 527 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,039 do�this. 528 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:29,042 My�name�is Michelle,�but�often�times, 529 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,088 I�am�mixed�up�with�the other�Black�person�in�the�room, 530 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,799 and�that�would�be�called... 531 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,137 "racism,"�right? 532 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,597 Okay. 533 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,557 Like,�if�you,�perhaps,�Bob, if�you�called�me�"Alicia." 534 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,351 I'm�not�Alicia,�I'm�Michelle. 535 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,769 [Bob]�Okay. 536 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,562 And�if�you�mixed�me�up,�that would�be�a�microaggression, 537 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,939 right? 538 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,733 It'd�be�a�mistake,�that's�all. 539 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,735 I�get�the�other girl�in�the�room. 540 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,610 You�get�it,�right? 541 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,195 'Cause�I�don't�look�like�you. 542 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,822 I�can't�go�with,�you�know,�"It's a�mistake"�'cause�I�don't�look 543 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,534 -like�her.�[laughs] -[Michelle]�Right,�exactly. 544 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,701 But�you�know�what,�you�guys? 545 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,411 Let's�start�off�a little�bit�lighter. 546 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,663 I�didn't�mean�to�enter the�room�with�"racism"�but, 547 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,041 you�know,�sometimes that's�the�truth�of�it. 548 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,376 curious�music 549 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,213 Okay,�so�let's�start easy�with�an�icebreaker. 550 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,423 I�want�everyone�to�go�around�and say�what�is�diversity�to�you. 551 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,591 [French�accent] Different�countries, 552 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,593 different�origins, different�backgrounds. 553 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,179 [Michelle]�Okay. 554 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,263 'Cause�I�believe�I'm�the�only one�that's�not�American�here. 555 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,264 How�do�you�know? 556 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,266 [British�accent] Actually,�I'm�British. 557 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,226 -[chuckles] -You're�British? 558 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,020 Okay,�so�we're�both�Europeans. 559 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,397 I�did�not�know, I'm�sorry,�but... 560 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,816 everywhere�I�go, I'm�the�only�one. 561 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,068 Mm,�yeah. 562 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,070 That's�diversity. 563 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,864 curious�music 564 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,284 Everyone,�raise�your�hand if�you�do�not�see�color. 565 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,412 You�don't�see�color,�Bob? 566 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,955 Who�else�does�not�see�color? 567 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,124 I�try�not�to�take�account of�it�in-�in�the�majority�of 568 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,253 circumstances,�but it-�it's�there; 569 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,463 I�can't-�I�can't�shut�my�eyes. 570 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,925 I'm�not�saying�I�always succeed�in�discounting�it. 571 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,175 -[Michelle]�Mm! -I'm�saying�I�try. 572 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,677 You�try�to�discount�their�race? 573 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,096 Yeah. 574 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,264 Valerie�and�Alicia,�where do�you�stand�on�seeing�color? 575 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,224 I�agree�it's�there, but�I�refuse�to�see�it, 576 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,227 I�don't�wanna�see�it. 577 00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:13,104 I�have�something�that�I just�can't�let�go.�[laughs] 578 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,272 I�would�love�you�to�say�it. 579 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,440 [laughing]�Okay. 580 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,109 People�see�color. 581 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,860 [laughing]�People�see�color! 582 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:19,944 Yes. 583 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,946 Whenever�you're asked�that�question, 584 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,450 don't�ever�say�you�don't see�it,�because�I�see�it, 585 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,868 you�see�it. 586 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,289 We�see�color;�there's nothing�wrong�with�seeing�it. 587 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,875 When�you�deny�who�I�am, you're�denying�who�I�am. 588 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,252 [Michelle]�Yes! 589 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,961 I�see�you,�you're�a�white guy,�I'm�good�with�that. 590 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,504 [laughing]�It's�okay�for me�to�be�a�Black�girl! 591 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,555 [Michelle]�Yes! 592 00:21:39,556 --> 00:21:40,298 It's�okay�for�you to�be�a�white�guy. 593 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,925 -Thank�you. -It's�okay. 594 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,302 curious�music 595 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,347 In�order�to�dispel�stereotypes, we�have�to�acknowledge�that�they 596 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,974 exist,�right? 597 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,686 This�is�a�game called�I�Am/I�Am�Not. 598 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,730 I'm�gonna�point�to�one�of the�people�on�the�board, 599 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,150 and�we're�gonna say�who�they�are. 600 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,358 Who�do�you�think�this�person�is? 601 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,236 "I�am..." 602 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,904 An�entrepreneur. 603 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:06,867 And�then�"I�am�not"�is�gonna be�what�the�stereotype�is. 604 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,492 -A�smoker. -[Michelle]�A�smoker. 605 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,911 And�then,�we're�gonna�say, "Goodbye,�stereotype." 606 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,873 [all]�Goodbye,�stereotype! 607 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,290 [Michelle]�What�about this�person�right�here? 608 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,667 "I�am...?" 609 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,918 She's�older. 610 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,378 [Michelle]�What�are�some stereotypes�of�old�people? 611 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,379 Sick. 612 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,547 [Michelle]�Sick,�yes. 613 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,133 [all]�Goodbye,�stereotype! 614 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,676 Ooh,�this�is�a�fun�one. 615 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,679 This�person�right�here seems�to�be�drinking. 616 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,765 Oh,�and�they're�wearing�green. 617 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,683 -Maybe�they're... -Irish. 618 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,936 So�"I�am�Irish,�I�am�not..." 619 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,522 -An�alcoholic. -[Michelle]�An�alcoholic. 620 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,691 [all]�Goodbye,�stereotype. 621 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,360 upbeat�music 622 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,946 So�I'm�going�to place�some�cards. 623 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:49,534 Choose�what�you�think�would�be the�most�fun�ethnicity�to�be. 624 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,953 Ready,�set,�go. 625 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:53,985 Who�would�be�fun to�be�for�a�day? 626 00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:58,250 So�these�are�the ones�that�we've�left. 627 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,045 Nobody�really�wants�to�be�Black, and�no�one�really�wants�to�be 628 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,339 from�Florida. 629 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,923 I'm�trying�to figure�out�"Passing." 630 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,384 Meaning�I'm�one�person�and�I'm passing�ethnically�for�another? 631 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,344 -Yes,�yes! -[Bob]�Eh,�I'll�try�that. 632 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,553 [Michelle]�Okay,�cool! 633 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,725 Ooh,�so�tell�us,�who are�you�passing�as? 634 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,143 A�straight�white�male. 635 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,229 But�who�are�you�really? 636 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,982 I'm�a�gay�Black�man,�and,�um... 637 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,526 -I�like�men. -Yeah. 638 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,069 'Cause�you're�gay. 639 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,778 Yeah,�and,�uh,�I�don't�think there's�anything�wrong�with�it. 640 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,613 [Michelle]�Yeah,�and it's�great�that�you're�gay. 641 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,073 -We�celebrate�it. -[Bob]�I�celebrate�it. 642 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,783 -Yeah. -Love�the�Gay�Pride�parade. 643 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,618 -[Michelle]�I�love�it�too. -I�march�in�it�every�year. 644 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,204 Yeah,�amazing! 645 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,413 Celebrate�diversity! 646 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,748 upbeat�music 647 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,250 See?! 648 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,459 A�Band-Aid�over�a bullet�hole � can � help! 649 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,628 Now,�the�economy's never�been�woker! 650 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:46,383 Sesame�Place�Theme�Park�will require�all�of�its�employees�to 651 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,009 undergo�diversity�training. 652 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,636 [Michelle�VO]�And�Black�people have�never�experienced�less 653 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,687 racism! 654 00:23:51,688 --> 00:23:53,472 Watch�out�for this,�diversity�train! 655 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,016 Choo-choo! 656 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,602 A�great�experience�had�by�all. 657 00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:01,356 Going�forward,�we�should�all remember�in�the�workplace: 658 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,400 diversity... 659 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,026 inclusion... 660 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,403 and�equity. 661 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,405 One,�two,�three... 662 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,991 [all]�DIE! 663 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,201 jaunty�music 664 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,454 Diversity training�isn't�enough. 665 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,997 I'm�ready�to�go�to... 666 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,622 -[chainsaw�buzzes] -diversity�war! 667 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,041 Urgh! 668 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:25,130 anxious�strings 669 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,424 chimes 670 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,259 I've�been�back�there playing�the�drums�for�him! 671 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,428 Sweating;�there's�no waters�back�there! 672 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,806 I've�drummed�at Britney�Spears'�wedding. 673 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,434 I've�drummed�at�the�White�House! 674 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,518 A � white�house � near the�White�House. 675 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,438 I�deserve�better�than�this! 676 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,067 I�drummed�near�Jeff Bezos'�car�parking�spot! 677 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,488 [screaming] 678 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:54,159 spirited�orchestral�music 679 00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:58,759 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53053

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