All language subtitles for Yaar.Mera_.Titliaan.Warga_.2022.PUNJABI.WEBRip.AMZN_.en_

"Fukra."

'In a life,
there are many stages of Love.'

'There are "mainly" three
which are universally accepted.'

"Here he comes. Here he comes, Fukra."

'This is the stage in which
a boy can do anything for the girl.'

'Means he finds it to be respectable'

'even if he has to wear
a dog collar around his neck.'

'Girl's wish is his command.'

"He can just go and hire."

"He is so smart. Check his hired shoes."

"He is a liar but looks true. Fukra."

Drink.

Baby, you follow me on your old scooter.

Do you know how much
repo I have in the colony?

Why don't you buy a new motorcycle?

Even our Siri got himself
a new Pulsar (Bike).

"Fukra..."

He was our Siri.

Oh, God.

Do you have a sack full of sand at home?

Probably yes. Why?

Okay. Punch a hole in it.

Before the sand finishes

your boyfriend would have a Bullet.

Really?

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

"Look, Look he is here."

'The boy is ready to sell kidney
for fulfilling the wish of the girl.'

'Because the heart explains
that I will survive with one kidney.'

'But I cannot survive
without this girl.'

'The second stage of love
is that of newlywed couple.'

'At this stage the boy does
not follow the girl but walks with her.'

'The happiness that the boy
gets after marrying the girl he loved'

'is much more than Sikander's happiness
after capturing the whole world.'

"Want something like this.
Want car like this."

Baby, shouldn't we replace
this old car with new Thar (Jeep).

We don't have parking
space for bigger car, dear.

If I can manage to live in your small
heart, Thar will fit somewhere too.

Have faith in God.

Take out your phone.

Take out your phone
and book the car right away.

'There is a little difference
between this stage and the first one.'

'In this stage the boy does not think
from heart but also from the brain.'

What are you doing now?

I am checking the EMI.
Your God is not going to give that.

Aren't you overthinking?

God blessed you as I came in your life.
Have faith.

I don't have faith on God anymore.

'Next comes the third stage of love.'

'The example of third
stage of love is Gurmel.'

'The one who is walking 50
meters behind him is his wife Beant.'

'By just looking them, anyone can guess'

'that they have been
married for 6-7 years.'

'Gurmel and Beant did not have'

'so much distance between them
in the beginning of their marriage.'

'It took time for this
distance to happen between them.'

'When they just got married
Beant would whole heartedly'

'love Gurmel and spend
most of the time with him.'

Beant, come here.

Yes, what do you need?

Sundi has come in our life.

'Every moment of Beant
was now for the child.'

'Gurmel is waiting for Beant to come
to him after putting the child to bed.'

Have patience. He'll fall asleep soon.

All I get is patience nowadays.

Listen, get up.

- Has he slept?
- No, he hasn't.

My back is hurting.

You take care of him now.

I can't handle him.

Go to sleep, son.

Are you scared

that if you have a brother
then there will be division of land.

You alone will get all
of my property, I swear.

'Even after 5 years
Gurmel is still waiting'

'for kid to falls asleep so
that he gets alone time with Beant.'

Go to sleep, dear.
You have to go to school tomorrow.

There is Corona wave
going on so I won't go.

Okay, but at least go to sleep.

Dad, let me play the game.

I am going to sleep. You manage.

'There is nothing left to see.'

Beant, Beant...

Let me sleep, dad.
I have to go to school tomorrow.

First you said there is corona.

You don't have a stand.

Beant, Beant...

What do you want from her
in the middle of the night, dad?

I had itch on my back.

One day I am going
to heal it once for all.

Greedy for land.

He did not even let
the parrots be together.

Sundi...

Wait, I am being left behind.

I wish you "left" me permanently.

- What did you say?
- Nothing.

Keep your face covered.
There are so many people around.

You move around the
city like this. Come on.

- Oh, God.
- You banged against the car.

- We still have to go further.
- Sundi, are you fine?

Mother and son are lying
here out of tiredness. Come on.

'Unknowingly Beant
ignored Gurmel so badly'

'that after 6 years of marriage'

'Gurmel's feelings of Romance
and Love have completely died.'

"We were happy 24 hours."

"And our life was easy."

"We used to tell everyone
how to be happy and enjoy."

"We were happy 24 hours."

"And our life was easy."

"We used to tell everyone
how to be happy and enjoy."

"An evil eye fell on our happiness..."

"To hell with you."

"By getting married I invited
unnecessary tension, friends."

"By getting married I invited
unnecessary tension, friends."

"We have lost peace
of mind at our expense."

"Out of pride."

"Do not get married boys out of pride."

"Do not get married boys
and then you will have sad face."

"Do not get married boys..."

"I had never worn a watch on my wrist."

"And today I have no time at all."

"I had never given
money from my pocket."

"And today I have
no money in my pocket."

"The meaning of marriage
has been found."

"The meaning of marriage
has been found."

"And that is that water
and fire can never be together."

"And that is that water
and fire can never be together."

"Rest is your wish.
I have told you my feelings."

"Whatever you are saying is right."

"By getting married I invited
unnecessary tension, friends."

"By getting married I invited
unnecessary tension, friends."

"It cheats you..."

"It cheats you..."

"The so called sweetness of marriage."

"Marriage just seems to
be sweet on the face of it."

"Marriage just seems to
be sweet on the face of it."

"My lover is like a butterfly."

"My lover is like a butterfly."

Greetings, sir.

- Greetings.
- Is my work done?

No.

- I have been here countless times.
- So?

It seems as if you are purposely
calling me here again and again.

It is just a matter of 2 minutes.
You just have to get signatures done.

And that too sir has to do it.

Do you think I am lying? Look at this.

Your file is on the top.

Sir is busy as it
is his 25th anniversary.

As soon as he gets free tomorrow
I will get your file signed.

Okay.

- Listen to me.
- Yes.

Sit.

Sir is inside and has
come to invite SDM sir.

You too should go and congratulate.

And he will remember you.

Will he remember me
if I go and congratulate?

Give him a packet (Bribe
money) as well as gift. Yes.

A packet of groundnuts?

You can give of groundnuts if you wish

then you can wait for another
six months... and keep coming.

Yes.

I understood.

Thank you. Thank you.

We shall meet in
the party today tonight.

Yes, of course. Okay.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Congratulations on
your 25th Anniversary.

I haven't recognized you. Who are you?

I am Gurmel.

Gurmel who?

The one whose file
you haven't signed yet.

Yes, sir.

- Thank you so much.
- Greetings.

With God's grace did not even realize,

how last 25 years of
married life passed happily.

Thank you so much. We shall meet soon.

Is he really happy
after 25 years of marriage?

Or he is showing off.

Yes.

Are you really happy
after 25 years of marriage?

Don't you feel so?

Only thing I felt is the shock.

Good bye.

- Did you personally go and check?
- Yes.

You just feel all the
world is happier than you.

I swear Sema,

he was so happy after 25 years,
as if he someone told him

that he could get a new
wife in return of the old one.

- Is it so?
- Yes.

They are rich people.
They do not even return the old one.

And get a new one as well.

I am in trouble after
6 years of marriage.

It seems as if I took
a decision in haste.

And now have to live
with it all my life.

A person can sell old
clothes and get new utensils.

But will get nothing for them.

Its all about one's luck.

But it is said that
women bring good luck.

- For us they brought bad luck.
- Oh, God.

Which village does Tehsildaar belong to?

He is not from a village
but is from city Chandigarh.

That is the reason. I saw in the mobile.

How they keep their wives
happy through internet.

How?

- This is a mall.
- Okay.

All the immoral relations
start from here.

- Is it?
- Yes.

You just look carefully
what happens in the city.

And how married men stay happy.

- Yes.
- Look there.

That man is holding hands of his wife

but is looking at someone else.

Doesn't the wife notice?

These men show so much love

that the wife can't even imagine
that her husband is cheating on her.

All right then...

Only God knows what
will happen to this world.

Just keep watching
and you will be astonished.

Look there.

Look there. He is giving flying kiss.

Shall we go that side?

Oh, God...

Doesn't he feel ashamed?

That's how their
relationships are saved.

They've all the fun outside
the house and once in the house,

they just concentrate
on keeping the wives happy.

And we are worried about petty issues.

People are so lucky to
be surrounded by so much beauty.

That is why this is
called a mall (Beautiful).

There is so much beauty here.

One should just know how
to capture the beautiful birds.

Government has done a very good job.

First they just made bridges and
people used to go on bridges and fall.

Only thing we need is malls
just like this one.

After 5-7 years of marriage,
just like a dead battery.

There is nothing wrong.

You just have to charge
it by an external wire.

And then you can run the motor.

Sema, Gurmel Singh Gela

will go further than a battery
and become a solar system. Come on.

How are you, mom?

I am fine dear. Here you are.

Yes, yes...

Write here.

Sundi, ask your mother
to be ready tomorrow.

I will take her to the mall in the city.

Mom, did you hear that?

He is taking me to a mall tomorrow.

He doesn't say it but loves you a lot.

Today, we are going
to announce the winners.

What are you doing?

Whatever I am doing
is to make you happy.

- I know it.
- You do not know anything.

- One minute.
- Okay.

You go and see that.

Wow.
Sundi, look at those rocking chairs.

Hello, yes.

Sema, where are you?

I have come to the city
to get pesticide for the crops.

You can kill the insects
of the crops later.

First let us kill our Lust insects.

Come to the mall.
I have to show you something.

What has he seen now?

Tempo...

Come on.
Are you enjoying the mall, Sundi?

Give a round of applause.

Oh no, what is he doing?

Gurmel, come down.

Come down.

Have you come?

Yes I have, but what are you doing?

Have you seen?

Come here on the side.

Let me first find a girlfriend.

What am I going to do alone on the side?

Whatever you are doing is wrong.
You come here.

Come quickly.

Really?

- Be careful, dear.
- You be on line.

I will be back soon.

- You go and see the mall.
- Where are you going?

The security is not allowing Sema in.
I am going to get him in.

Yes, probably because he looks ugly.

As if she herself is with Tom Cruise.

- Go and get him.
- Yes, Sema.

Hello. Did it get disconnected?

- Yes.
- Why did you get sister-in-law, here?

Because that's what city people do.

They bring their wives with
them but look at other women.

The men from the city bring their wives

because their wives do
not allow them to come alone.

So they have no other option.

You could have come alone and enjoyed.

Okay. From tomorrow I will
come alone and leave Beant at home.

But now looking them from
distance is not enough for me.

What do you want?

I want to make a friend
with whom I can talk my heart out.

- And love her.
- Stay away.

I asked you to get battery
charged from outside.

And you want to get other's batteries.

Women in city are very smart.

If they reach your house
the Beant would thrash you.

She wouldn't thrash me.
She is very simple.

We keep a third spare wheel on scooter,

although it needs only two to run.

In case if one gets flat.

Sister-in-law does not get flat.

You cannot predict a good or a bad time.

We should be ready with an option.

Nowadays there are
dual sim mobiles as well.

If one does not work
then talk from the other one.

Have you seen yourself in the mirror?

A city girl would not
even keep a driver like you.

And you want to be a friend.

Rascal, do you have any stand or not?

Yesterday,
you were saying that times have changed

and today you are shattering
my courage, idiot.

How will you get close to any girl?

We do not even know how to
address a girl by saying excuse me.

Sema, is he the same man

who was with his wife yesterday
and was wooing other girls.

He is the same.

He seems to have complete
control on the mall.

Miss Afsana has sung
a song for people like him.

Sometimes on this flower
and sometimes on the other...

"Yaar Mera Titliyan Warga"
(my lover is like a butterfly).

Lets do one thing.
We'll keep a watch on him

and learn how he impresses the girls.

We'll follow his every move.

- He is going out.
- Let's go then.

What about Beant?

I need to thank her saying that
the time we spend together was good.

Now the time has
come to put the stepney.

- Come on.
- Looks like Beant's time is over.

He wants to put stepney.

Keep the veil inside.

Take this and drop them carefully.

But suddenly what happened? Tell me.

Our scooter does not have
a stepney so I am going to get that.

Okay, get it. Sometimes
the scooter does get punctured.

That is why I am trying to arrange one.

Go. Okay.

He is leaving.

Let's follow him.

Okay, then.

Bye. I will leave now.

- Take care.
- Bye.

What time will you be back?

I have a meeting in office
so will be a little late.

- Okay, no problem.
- Okay.

- Sonu.
- Yes?

- He is leaving.
- Come on.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Come, please.
- Thank you.

- Is she the same one?
- Yes.

To whom he was giving signals.

She is whitish like milk.

Hurry up.

Come on.

Greetings.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Why did the boy take the girl inside?

If we started telling it,
we'll go out of business.

Can we go inside and see a bit?

You don't seem bitty type.

- We want to drink tea.
- Yes.

The cost of tea is 250 rupees inside.

There is a fresh
fruit juice stall there.

You get a glass of fresh fruit
for 40 rupees. Go.

Wouldn't there be crowd here
if anything was visible?

Sema, he took her inside.

And his wife thinks
that her husband is at work.

And he is enjoying.

Did you get a fit while
writing our destiny?

Don't curse God.

Otherwise, he might take
back the little He has given you.

Take back if you want.

What will you have, brother?

At this moment, all I have is patience.

- We'll call you back for order.
- Okay.

You will not be able to do such things.

The hotel staff will
stop you at the gate.

They will send the girl inside
and you'll again be left outside.

Once I have a girlfriend,

I would cross the Wagah
(Pakistan) border for her.

Entering the hotel
won't be a problem whatsoever.

There is a big problem.

These girls become friends
only with handsome boys.

Out of pity someone may shake hands
with you. Rest seems difficult for you.

Nothing is difficult, Sema.
Let them come out.

Then I am going to fall at
his feet and make him may master.

And I am going to learn
and grasp all his knowledge.

- Listen to me. Listen to me.
- Why did you come here?

You lied to me so that
you could enjoy with her?

What are you doing with her?

Do you think you will be happy
after creating problems in my family?

I'll show you.

- Listen to me.
- What should I listen to you?

Leave me. What are you doing?

- What were you doing?
- We came here for lunch.

- Let me feed you Dosa, you bitch.
- Leave me.

- What are you doing, Dear?
- Call her dear not me.

Why did you bring her here?

You lied to me.

- We had come here for lunch.
- What are you doing?

- Listen to me.
- Tell.

- We had come here for lunch.
- I will teach you...

Let me see how you come home, rascal.

Ultimately,
you'll have to come back to me.

What are you looking at, brother?

This happens every day.

Every day 5-6 husbands are thrashed.

But the husbands are so stubborn
that they still do not stop. Yes.

It depends on the wife.

If your wife is good

then she can explain nicely.

A wife may be simple and innocent

but after seeing such
acts even she would get wild.

In this life you adjust with Beant.

Who knows what will God
make us in the next birth?

Let's put in extra effort in this life.

So, you are ready to get thrashed.

If nobody succeeded,
no one would even try.

You used to say that person
with extramarital affair

always keep his wife happy.

You mean to say that I
can never be happy in marriage.

There must be some way out.

- Yes, there is.
- What?

Have you heard about Facebook?

Yes, where boys and girls dance.

- Even old people are on it now.
- Really?

They have reignited their
old affairs through it.

Okay.

This is the easiest
way to find a girlfriend.

Do you have 4,000 rupees?

Yes, but I have to pay the bill.

You can pay the bill later,
first let me buy you a mobile.

Yes, come.

Here it is, with the cover.

- This is great. Give him the money.
- Yes.

- Okay, thank you.
- Okay, bye.

I've no money left.

You cannot enjoy without spending.

You'll feel like that
you are in a carnival.

Really?

Gurmel, your Facebook
account has been opened.

Whose photo should I put?

You made me spend 4,000 rupees

then it is obvious you will
put my photo and not that of neighbors.

Look at yourself. Forget girls, even
boys won't accept your friend request.

No one puts their own
photo to do wrong things.

- Then?
- You can get trapped as well.

We shall put photograph
of a handsome boy.

While his photo will attract girls.
You'll remain safe.

Hey, you. Don't stand against my car.
You dirty people.

Get lost.

He insulted us.

Of course, he will.
He has such an expensive car.

He has the right.

What is its price?

He made us...

- Fool?
- No, next level of fool.

Two glasses of juice.

Bring two glasses of juice
for Young men. Anything else?

You have made a very nice body.

He also wants to
make his body like this.

Shall I click a photograph as sample?

Yes, you can.
Not just one but you can click 5-6.

One minute. I haven't worn my goggles.

Wear it.

"Sexy, sexy... yeah."

"Sexy, sexy... yeah."

I have clicked. You may go.

"Sexy, sexy..."

Take it.

I have put his photo
and named you as Soorma.

Enjoy as much as you want.

If there is any problem,
then he would land in trouble.

"Yeah!"

"Yeah..."

"Baby, come to me."

"Baby, come to me."

"Check, check me out."

"Check, check me out."

"Check, check me out."

Sema, have some sweet.

I will never be able
to return your favor.

I am so happy.

Why is he distributing sweets?

Nothing big. He has bought
spare type for his scooter.

That's why he is so happy.

Only poor people know how
to be happy even in small moments.

Rich people are always in tension
even after buying an airplane.

"The boy is trying to
woo with bottle in his hand."

"He is roaming aimlessly
to achieve something."

"The boy is trying to
woo with bottle in his hand."

"He is roaming aimlessly
to achieve something."

"The heart of jatt
is out of his control..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"You are the medicine for
my headache which doctors give."

"Your loving looks
makes me intoxicated."

"Your sweet voice makes me intoxicated."

"Your sweet voice makes me intoxicated."

"Your fragrance is hot, Billo."

"I feel the entire world is cheating."

"I am not able to sleep all night."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

This is for you.

Really?

Mom, he has brought it for me.

It is so beautiful.

Didn't I tell you
that he loves you a lot?

Here. Keep them.

"In what way can I praise you, dear?"

"Stars fall on ground on seeing you."

"Your innocence will create havoc."

"Your innocence will create havoc."

"I blow sweet breeze into the air..."

"I wouldn't spare
those who stop your way."

"I would kill someone for you."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

You are bit too busy in the Phone today.

I was just doing some calculations.

- Oh, okay.
- Yes.

Mom, recite a poem for me.

Keep quiet and go to sleep, dear.
Your father may miscalculate something.

- Here you are Chindo.
- Yes.

- How are you?
- I am fine.

Come and sit.

- Greetings, aunty.
- Live a long life.

Take this sweetmeat.

For this marriage,
you were away for long.

It was my brother's wedding
so I fulfilled all my wishes.

Why didn't Gurmel go to fields today?

He did. He has just
come back from there.

Tell me about your new sister-in-law.

She is very beautiful. Just like you.

Sundi, let's go to Gurudwara Sahib.
(Sikh Temple)

They'll visit us soon.

Whenever they do, let me know.
I'll invite them for Lunch/Dinner.

You wait here and
I will go and make tea.

Have tea.

What is Gurmel doing on the phone?

He is calculating the account
he has got with Loan Shark.

While doing calculations
most of the people sweat in tension.

He seems to be very happy.

He says this time
Loan Shark owes us money.

That is why he is happy.

You do not have 100 acres of land,
you just have 4 acres...

Have you checked yourself,
weather he is really doing it?

What do you mean?

The way he is happy hooked on the phone

I think,
he is chatting with a girlfriend.

The