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me changement

spare some change kit

excuse me sir I got nothing you want to

tell me you got nothing

take the jangling change out of your

[ __ ] pocket first and the ones that

do stop to give you something they they

all got that self-satisfied grin all

over their smug faces like they've just

confirmed that they really are the most

impressive [ __ ] thing in the world

and you just got to bow your head and

say god bless you as if there isn't an

actual exchange going on your bloated

sense of self-worth is equal to the hole

that's been ripped out of my dignity

through you jerks you don't choose to be

me you start off with dreams and

optimism and hard work and then you

realize that those qualities were

planted in you by the same force that's

been conniving the space you apart with

a [ __ ] sledgehammer and then when

you're lying on the floor begging that

force for help you notice my god it's

laughing and that's when it hits you

that this evil books has been laughing

the entire [ __ ] time and the only way

you're going to shut it up is to laugh

right back in its face and twice as hard

I sleep in that Columbus some [ __ ]

doesn't sneak in there first

the last prick I got in there still

picking the glass out of his face

there's a place to piss out here a place

to share to place to [ __ ] and a place to

die and the only thing they got in

common is you wouldn't be caught dead

but don't even think this [ __ ] can't

happen to you I wasn't born in a puddle

I used to be an executive I started in

the mailroom underground before I earned

19 raises and shot up 42 floors

to have my own personal view of this

whole [ __ ] cesspool I was also

married to a wife a beautiful one in a

dress

she smelled like my mother she kissed me

whenever I wanted and she cried when I

was said I even ran for mayor once a few

years ago it wasn't my idea if it was up

to me I just tell everybody to go [ __ ]

themselves but this game the politicians

insisted I was relatable before they

filled me full of drugs and forced me

onto their campaign he was in my cabinet

the angle was I knew the street so who

better to clean him up I apparently was

in the lead because the other guy had a

harelip and I told it like it was but

then the opposition invited me to this

sort of debutante dinner party where I

was framed for fingering a bunch of

animals the smear campaign was too much

for my wife and she blew herself up at a

press conference

with the pox there Oh what is this is

this the part where you all jump out is

that your big [ __ ] plan

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you bastard you're dead

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ]

you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you back I

still have a list of my policy for if I

did or ever do in mayor I'd start by

tearing down every [ __ ] billboard in

the country and the ones that are left

standing would say horrible horrible

[ __ ] that would just make you cute

then I'd shut down every TV station make

everyone live in the forest and every

CEO of every corporate [ __ ] house would

have to cut their heads off in front of

everyone and we'd still have a long

[ __ ] way to go I mean look around and

you think it's normal because it's all

you ever see but TV didn't exist a

hundred years ago condoms didn't exist a

hundred years ago the [ __ ] smart bomb

didn't exist a hundred years ago but you

just dive right in nose first into the

muck and hide behind your stupid

ignorance as an excuse for abandoning

nature and abandoning God and if you

think I'm an [ __ ] just flip open to

any [ __ ] page of the Bible then look

up at the squalor you're boiling in and

you [ __ ] tell me we're not living in

wrong and don't get me started on those

[ __ ] handheld idiot boxes you're all

walking around like a bunch of

sleepwalking morons with your faces and

your phones and your phones down here so

really what you're looking at is the

ground man they got you living your

entire life staring into this this

little mirror where you just marvel at

your own drooling reflection and your

ego bathes in itself and your whole

[ __ ] life goes by and a meaningless

blip and even that slips it's shorter

now it's because of that [ __ ] phone

because it's pumping toxic waves of DNA

mutating crap into your body and fill in

your prostate you just did and your

brains which can

and it's doing it at all times around

the [ __ ] clock even while you're

asleep and why so you can delete your

[ __ ] email and don't even get me

started on AIDS when I was 10 my uncle

came to live with us to sleep on the

couch and hide from some pursuers he

wasn't allowed to talk about one night

he was ranting about how some spooks had

replaced his normal hair with electronic

recording strands but when he tried to

burn those strands out of his head his

whole body caught fire and spread to the

house immediately since he'd riddled the

place with flammable booby traps my

parents were sleeping upstairs and died

in the blaze I was sleeping in my tree

house that night which was right outside

their windows so I was at the perfect

angle to hear the screams I had earlier

been diagnosed with the same disorder as

my uncle but my prescription burned up

in the fire so I forget I remember the

pills were yellow and while they did

lower the volume of everyone shouting

they would also turn your teeth black

and make your dreams tell you to break

things

you know if Freud says about the nature

of [ __ ] he says it's when the home

becomes on home like one Heimlich and

that's what this place has become this

whole [ __ ] time and country and

everything else its environment and I

want my life to mean something I want to

change things around and make something

beautiful out of all this [ __ ] even now

when I sleep I have dreams that would

make you cry big colorful dreams where

that's my daughter

you