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HULK: Let's get 'em, Smashers.
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Gamma, gamma, hey, Hulk Nation.
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We are free once more.
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We've been cleared of our
crimes by S.H.I.E.L.D.
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and are doing what we
do best, smashing!
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At the moment, we're smashing
through Leader's drones
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so we can bring him to
justice for framing us.
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Oh, and for trying
to destroy the world
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like 10 billion times.
(GROWLING)
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HULK: He's here this time.
I know it.
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SHE-HULK: How do we know
this isn't just another
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one of his abandoned lairs?
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Call it a hunch.
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Frustrating, isn't it,
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how I always manage to stay
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one step ahead of you
lumbering behemoths?
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(GRUNTS) (CRASHING)
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Haven't you monsters
learned by now
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that your uncontrollable
rage is no match
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for my superior intellect?
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(GROWLING)
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Then again,
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I suppose you brutes are
incapable of learning anything.
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(ROARING)
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Oh, no. He's in
one of his moods.
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At ease, soldier.
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Do what I do. Take a
breath and count to 10.
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Ha. Like you can even
make it to five.
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Whoa, cuz, take a chill pill.
(LOW GROWLING)
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There's nothing here.
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HULK: Another dead end!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS AND GROWLS)
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(RUMBLING)
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A-BOMB: Uh... Hulk?
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HULK: A hidden lair.
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RED HULK: Greenie, wait!
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There's something familiar
about this place.
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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HULK: I'm coming
for you, Leader.
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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Show yourself, coward. Now.
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Dude, do we need to hug it out?
'Cause we can.
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And we will right here.
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(GRUNTING)
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A-BOMB: Oh! Whoa,
what is this place?
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(METALLIC CLANKING)
(ALL GROANING)
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I'm going to go with a
really fast elevator.
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Uh-oh. Now I know why this
place looks so familiar.
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It's the Green Room.
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Hmm. Room look gray to Skaar.
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RED HULK: It's a
code name, Shaggy,
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for a trap I had built
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to contain Greenie
back in the day.
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Never saw it finished.
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Forgot it was even here.
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HULK: Won't be here long.
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(YELLING)
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No trap is strong enough to hold Hulk.
(GRUNTS)
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RED HULK: Yeah, that's right.
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That's why I designed
this one to drive you
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so bonkers, you'd give
up trying to escape.
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But you never got a chance
to use it, did you, General?
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Let's put it and its toys
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to the test, shall we?
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(LOW GROWLING)
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Hulk smash Leader's gun,
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then Hulk smash Leader.
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(ROARING)
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Stand down, Green.
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You don't want to
do that, trust me.
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(GRUNTS)
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ALL: No! Greenie! Big guy!
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(THUDS) HULK: Whoa...
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What was that?
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RED HULK: Anti-gamma cannon.
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I created it as a
weapon of last resort
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to blast the gamma
right out of you.
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Well, it worked just like
all your other weapons
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of last resort, as in "not."
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Hey. Don't start with me, Jones.
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Yeah, ease up on Red, Rick.
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(GRUNTS) He clearly
tried his best.
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Yeah, hello?
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His best to hunt you
down like an animal.
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(CHUCKLES) No big deal.
I forgave Red.
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It's all good now. Ow.
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Uh, why Hulk so calm?
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I am kind of calm, huh?
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My mind feels clear.
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Clearer than ever.
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But still pathetically feeble
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when compared to
my superior mind.
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Nevertheless, it will
amuse me to match wits,
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and I use that term
loosely, with you ogres.
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In other words, come and get me.
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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(GROWLS) You're going to eat
those words, Super Skull.
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Come on, Smashers.
A-BOMB: Me first!
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SHE-HULK: Let's smash that big brain.
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, those guys.
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Uh, you saw that, too,
right, Hulksters?
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Did that Hulk shadow just wink?
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Ah, must be an optical illusion.
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Yeah, that's it. Right.
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(GRUNTS) Another dead end.
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A-BOMB: And we're trapped again.
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Whoops.
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Skaar hate box!
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Easy, Skaar.
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Red designed this
place, remember?
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I'm sure he can find a way out.
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Yeah.
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(GRUNTS)
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You got that right, Greenie.
Follow me.
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Come on, double time.
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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A-BOMB: Whoa, deja
vu all over again.
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RED HULK: Ah, nuts.
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We landed in the puzzle box.
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Bunch of identical rooms
that keep shifting around
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so you can never
find your way out.
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Wow. And you thought of that?
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That's actually pretty clever.
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SKAAR: Huh?
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This not pretty. Not pretty at all.
(GROANING)
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It's the liquid metal.
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Another trap I put in
to drive Hulk crazy.
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Well, congratulations,
Red, it's working.
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(WHIMPERING)
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Guys, guys, guys,
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you just need to relax.
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Don't know why, but,
for the first time
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in a long time,
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I don't feel like a monster...
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(INHALES) ... and I like it.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Uh, how am I supposed to relax
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when I'm sinking to my doom?
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I'm an agent of S.M.A.S.H.,
not an agent of chill.
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Somebody needs to
hug it out, huh?
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Or maybe just shake hands.
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(GRUNTING)
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If you don't move,
you don't sink,
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so just sit back and Zen out.
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Uh, okay. (SHE-HULK GROANING)
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Skaar float.
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So now we just float here?
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Yeah, and let Red clear his head
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so he can remember the way out.
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There is no way
out, Swami Lame-o.
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No, wait.
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There is a pattern to
the shifting boxes.
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Left, up, down, right,
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which makes the exit...
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(GRUNTING)
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ALL: Whoa!
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(CHUCKLES) Did you
honestly believe
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I wouldn't change the
combination, General?
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(YELLING)
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(GROANS)
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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When I get my fists
on that so and so...
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I've realized I don't like
you when you're angry, Red.
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What do you say we
try counting to 10?
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One, two...
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Eight, nine, ten. (THUDS)
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Now, did that make
you feel better?
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Actually, no,
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but this will.
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Don't you go soft on me
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you lily-livered milk sap.
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Get mad!
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It's like talking to a wall.
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(GRUNTS) Hate to interrupt
the pep rally, guys,
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but this wall's talking back.
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(GRUNTING) (METAL CLANKING)
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Ain't you even going to lend
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a smashing hand here
for crying out loud?
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No need to get riled up.
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I'm sure this will
sort itself out.
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Great, that makes one of us.
(GRUNTS)
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Guys, give me a hand.
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You can't just sit there,
you're gonna get... (GRUNTING)
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Impaled?
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How did you know
that would work?
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Must respond to resistance.
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Yeah. Figured it was
something like that.
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Figured? What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, you've been
acting like a weirdo
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since you took that
anti-gamma blast.
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Wait a minute.
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The cannon didn't blast the
gamma out of your bod.
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It blasted it out of your brain.
Ha!
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My weapon of last resort worked.
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In your face, Jones.
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Great, so now we're
stuck in your maze
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with a Slacker Hulk
who won't smash
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his way out of a paper bag.
(HULK GROANS)
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Who needs to smash?
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You just have to listen
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and let the solution
reveal itself.
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(METAL CRANKING)
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RED HULK: You gotta
be kidding me.
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That was pure luck.
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(GROANS) Oh! Back in cave.
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Who cares? At least Hulk got
us out of the loony bin.
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You know, maybe Zen Hulk
is on to something.
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You did save us, cousin,
but we are still trapped.
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Yeah, inside a big elevator,
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and I know where all
the buttons are.
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I'll have us out of here in no time.
(BEEPING)
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(ELECTRICITY SHUTS DOWN) Hmm.
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Well, that's not
supposed to happen.
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Hey, okay, (CHUCKLES)
who's grabbing me?
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Whoa! (STRUGGLING)
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Something's got me! Let go!
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That was weird.
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Where Red go?
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I don't know, but
look at those marks.
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Whatever grabbed
him must have been
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really powerful to drag him off.
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Don't just stand there.
We have to find him.
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Do something.
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Whoa, whoa. Try something else.
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Skaar not floaty.
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(BUZZING)
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Oh, great. Buzz saws.
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Um, don't panic?
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Uh, too late.
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(SKAAR GRUNTING)
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Skaar slash buzzy thing.
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(GRUNTS) Buzzy thing
slash Skaar's sword.
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Whoa. Yeah, these
things can hurt us.
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(CHUCKLES) They're
probably gamma powered.
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Which means they can slice through us.
(GRUNTS)
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And probably through
each other, too.
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Green guy, you're a genius.
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I am?
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I think I'm actually starting
to like the new laid-back you.
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(GRUNTS)
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Skaar hate buzzy things.
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Skaar, behind you!
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Skaar!
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(GROWLING) Let Skaar go.
(GROANS)
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(GROWLING)
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No.
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(GRUNTING) What was that?
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It's the same creepy
shadow I saw before.
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It must have got Red, too.
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Now that's really weird.
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Weird? Really? That's
all you've got to say?
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We just lost Red and Skaar.
(METAL CLANKS)
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00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,904
(ALL GASPING) A-BOMB: Whoa!
255
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,006
HULK: But we found the gravity.
256
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,242
This place is totally
messing with my mind.
257
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,744
Pretty sure that's what
it's designed to do.
258
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,713
You just can't let
it get to you.
259
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:25,984
Ah, the monster attempts
to think rationally.
260
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,320
It would be amusing if
it wasn't so pathetic.
261
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:33,158
You. You're trying to
make me mad, aren't you?
262
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,828
But I can control my anger now.
THE LEADER: Wrong.
263
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,030
I control your anger,
264
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,933
and I can unleash
it any time I want,
265
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,169
like the minotaur
from the labyrinth.
266
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,806
(EVIL LAUGH)
267
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,745
Come and face it if you dare.
268
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,180
Dare this, uber-brow.
269
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,781
(GRUNTS)
270
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,984
Now, Jen, was that
really necessary?
271
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,419
Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy,
272
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,101
you're not seriously
thinking of going back
273
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,989
into the stacking
blocks of doom?
274
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,357
Nah, I'm just doing it.
275
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,494
What is he talking about?
276
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,029
(GRUNTS)
277
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,933
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
278
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:18,002
Have you totally lost it?
(RUMBLING)
279
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,042
Ah!
280
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,744
HULK: Relax, Jen.
281
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,979
Leader wants us to come to him.
282
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,048
He's probably got Red and Skaar,
283
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,984
so just go with the flow.
284
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,353
More like drown with the flow.
285
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,156
(SPUTTERING)
286
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,424
(METAL CLANKING)
287
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,126
Mmm! Mmm!
288
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,198
(THUDDING)
289
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,034
(COUGHING)
290
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,102
(GASPS)
291
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,807
(EXHALES) Wow. That
was refreshing.
292
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,544
Oh, and a way out.
293
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,045
It's too easy.
294
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,315
Run!
295
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,950
(GRUNTS)
296
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,852
A-BOMB: Hulk, do something!
297
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,521
(BOTH GRUNTING)
298
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,091
You know, this Unflappable Hulk
299
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,927
is getting to be a
real pain in my... Ow!
300
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,529
HULK: You guys coming or what?
301
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,098
(HUMMING)
302
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,570
BOTH: Down!
303
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,374
A-BOMB: Are you trying
to get us fried?
304
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,342
I'm not trying to do anything.
305
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,278
I'm just letting it happen.
306
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,248
Wow, that thing is cool.
307
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,184
I got to get a closer look.
308
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,019
A-BOMB: If you say so, big guy.
309
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,288
(HULK GRUNTS) A-BOMB: Wait!
310
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,991
The patterns are endless.
311
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,394
Jen, Rick, come check this out.
312
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,031
A-BOMB: This is a bad idea.
313
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,266
Uh-oh.
314
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,869
(GROWLING)
315
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,438
(WHIMPERING AND YELLING)
316
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,340
(SCREAMING) A-BOMB: Whoa!
317
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,075
Jen? Rick?
318
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,612
(THUDS)
319
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,882
Huh, guess I lost them.
320
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,118
What? It's not like I don't
care about my friends.
321
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,588
I just know things
will work out.
322
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,189
They always do.
323
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,127
Ooh, probably don't
want to stay in here.
324
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,963
Poison gas.
325
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,198
Perfect. (CLATTERS)
326
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,301
(GRUNTING)
327
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,004
Much better.
328
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,640
(HUMMING)
329
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,410
Uh-oh. That was bound to happen.
330
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,050
Oh, hey, I was just
looking for you.
331
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:50,922
Congratulations on successfully
negotiating my labyrinth,
332
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,323
a feat for which your cohorts
333
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,093
proved laughably incapable.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
334
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:55,093
You're going to be laughing
335
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,996
out of the other
side of your face
336
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,064
when Greenie's through
with you, egghead.
337
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,966
Yeah, big guy, go
pound some sense
338
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,902
into that oversized skull.
(CLICKS)
339
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,939
Hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay.
340
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,307
I don't understand.
341
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,342
Is this supposed
to make me angry?
342
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,178
Threatening my friends with a
weapon that didn't even work?
343
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,214
Didn't it?
344
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,049
I promised you the minotaur
345
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,018
at the center of the labyrinth.
346
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,320
Say hello to your dark half.
347
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,389
Huh?
348
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,491
(ROARING)
349
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,427
Hello. Don't you
remember me, Hulk?
350
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,330
I'm everything you
despise about yourself.
351
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,033
Everything you try
to keep buried.
352
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,435
Your impatience, your hatred,
353
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,705
your unbridled fury.
354
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,242
Yeah. I also remember
you're not real.
355
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,111
You're just a manifestation
of my own fear.
356
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:51,683
Ah, that's where you're
once again sadly mistaken.
357
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,085
You see, I made
some improvements
358
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,587
on General Ross's
anti-gamma cannon.
359
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,457
(GROANS)
360
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,363
THE LEADER: I used it to wrest all
the negative qualities out of you
361
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,366
and manifest them
in physical form,
362
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,034
leaving you defenseless
363
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,436
against your own worst enemy,
364
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,972
yourself.
365
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,041
(GROWLS) Now that I'm
free from your weak husk,
366
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,744
I will destroy everything I see,
367
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,746
starting with you.
368
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,215
(GROWLING)
369
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,683
(GROANS)
370
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,122
(HULK GROANING)
371
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,661
That all you got, you
worthless coward?
372
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,563
(GROANS)
373
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,231
I don't want to fight you,
374
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,234
and deep down, I don't think
you want to fight me either.
375
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,637
(GROWLS) You make
me want to puke.
376
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,041
I'm going to crush you like
the puny little bug you are.
377
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,776
That's just the anger talking.
378
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:51,776
(GRUNTS)
379
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,746
DARK HULK: You got
that right, wimp.
380
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,414
Come on, big guy.
You can beat him.
381
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,383
Hulk's the strongest
one there is.
382
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,151
Not if he doesn't get angry.
383
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,520
So what's he waiting for,
384
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,489
someone to say, "Pretty please"?
385
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,026
Skaar mad. Hulk get mad, too.
386
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,661
Haven't you Neanderthals
figured it out?
387
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,764
He can't get mad.
388
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,167
That's what makes my
revenge so delicious.
389
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,036
Forcing you to watch your friend
390
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,039
helplessly beaten down
by the very monster
391
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,041
he always feared himself to be.
392
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,644
And what would make my
revenge even sweeter?
393
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,213
Multiplying it by five.
394
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,817
I'll unleash an
army of Dark Hulks
395
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,420
forged from all your
negative qualities
396
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,723
blasted out by my
anti-gamma cannon.
397
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,125
(GROWLING) (CRASHES)
398
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,728
(GROANS) Why would
you want to do that?
399
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,329
THE LEADER: Why would I...
(SCOFFS)
400
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,165
To prove once and for all
401
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,367
that you're not
heroes, you dolt,
402
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,104
you're monsters. And
that's all you'll ever be.
403
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,740
(SCOFFS) And what
does that get you?
404
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,842
Who are you really
angry at here?
405
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,012
Seriously, dude, you're
going to hug it out now?
406
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,081
Rick, you're a genius.
407
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,083
I am?
408
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,452
(GROANS) Sorry.
409
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,755
(WHIRRING)
410
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,562
(GROANING) Hold still.
411
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,797
This is for your own
good, trust me.
412
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,333
It did wonders for
getting rid of my anger.
413
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,137
No. Let me go.
414
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,738
Don't be scared.
415
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,642
No. You're reabsorbing
your rage?
416
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,244
Why would you do that?
417
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,248
Because it's who I am.
418
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,217
Increase the anti-gamma output.
(BEEPING)
419
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,418
Divert all power.
420
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,453
(DARK HULK GROANING)
421
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,183
RED HULK: (GRUNTS) Looks like
the bracelets are out of juice.
422
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,796
Big mistake, brain drain.
423
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,865
(LASER POWERING UP)
424
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,868
I'll not have my plans
thwarted by a mere beast.
425
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,170
Battle drones, attack!
426
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,476
Skaar smash metal men.
427
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,744
(YELLING)
428
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,845
(GRUNTS)
429
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,414
We got the toasters, cuz.
430
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,617
You just keep putting the
squeeze on shadow dude.
431
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,222
(DARK HULK GROANING)
432
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,858
Ah, I need more
anti-gamma power.
433
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:20,858
More.
434
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,495
COMPUTER: Warning, cannon power
supply has reached critical mass.
435
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,199
(ALARM BLARING) Ahh!
436
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,202
(GROWLING) THE LEADER:
You've ruined everything,
437
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,772
you maladroit,
fatuous troglodyte.
438
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,175
If I understood a
word you were saying,
439
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,843
I might get angry.
440
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,811
You wouldn't like
me when I'm angry,
441
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,680
and I can get angry now.
442
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,350
Couldn't leave
well enough alone.
443
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,219
Every time you have us defeated,
444
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,321
you just can't help
twisting the knife,
445
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,490
and it always backfires on you.
(WHIMPERING)
446
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,193
Every single time.
447
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,428
You know, I'm starting
to think maybe
448
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,864
you're just not as smart
as you think you are.
449
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:05,236
I'm not as... Huh? How dare you?
450
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,238
(GROWLING)
451
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,910
Oh, somebody has anger issues.
452
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,580
There. That make
you feel better?
453
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,881
(GROANS)
454
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,549
Actually, no.
455
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,518
In fact, it's quite painful.
456
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,652
HULK: My turn.
457
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:23,821
(SCREAMS)
458
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,389
(GROANS)
459
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,724
(GROWLING)
460
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,696
(WHIMPERS)
461
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,331
(GRUNTS)
462
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,966
What are you doing? No!
463
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,435
(GROWLING)
464
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,270
(WHIMPERS)
465
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,338
(GRUNTS)
466
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,607
THE LEADER: Ow!
467
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,775
(GRUNTS)
468
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,715
(CONTINUES GROWLING)
469
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,892
Big guy? I'm good. Hmm.
470
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,363
Eh, Fury can dig The
Leader out later.
471
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,864
Think you're going
to miss Calm Hulk?
472
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,467
Nah. He wouldn't
last two seconds
473
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,770
against bruisers like
Blastaar and Abomination.
474
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,272
I'm back for good.
475
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,311
Truth is, I was
happier as Calm Hulk,
476
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,613
but I wasn't me.
477
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,483
We all have a good
side and a bad side.
478
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,851
The good guys are the ones
479
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,753
who can keep the
bad side in check.
480
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,821
That's what makes a hero.
481
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,856
Hulk out.
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