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SHE-HULK: Nothing like a
few months lost in space
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to make you miss the big city.
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(SIGHS) Not sure the
big city missed us.
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Don't worry, Captain Blue
Butt's pirate webcast
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is gonna show the
world we're still out
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being good guys, right, Ricky?
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Yup. As long I keep your
ugly mug off camera
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and Leader doesn't frame
us all over again.
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Hey, remaining Hulk fans.
If you've been keeping up,
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you know Leader
jacked our weapons,
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which is bad news for the world,
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but he also swiped
my pet dinosaur.
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Our pet dinosaur.
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Yeah, right. Whatever.
The point is,
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stealing weapons is one thing.
You're a super-villain
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and you wanna blow up the world, or
whatever? That's fine, I get that,
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but boosting someone's pet?
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That is stone cold messed up.
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Got a blip on the GPS
tracker in Devil's collar.
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Central Park, here we come.
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What if Devil-boy got
mad Hulks left him?
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Mad at us?
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Nah, he loves us.
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Nah, he loves us.
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Are you kidding? He's fine.
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HULK: Tracker says we're close.
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(PANICKED CRIES)
(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
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But I don't think
we're gonna need it.
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(SCREAMING)
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If Leader hurts
our little Devil,
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I'm gonna swat him over the head
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with a rolled up jumbo jet.
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What? Just 'cause
I like big guns,
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threatening people,
and punching stuff,
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doesn't mean I don't
have a soft side.
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I'll show ya.
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Ain't he cute?
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He loves to roughhouse.
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(SPIDER-MAN STRUGGLING)
(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLING)
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SPIDER-MAN: Oh, hey Hulk.
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HULK: Spider-man?
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Yup, that's the dead last
thing I expected to see.
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SPIDER-MAN: Lose something?
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A-BOMB: Oh, you saw
the dog collar?
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Yeah. Pretty cool, right?
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Don't let him scare you. He's a real
sweetheart when you get to know him.
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SPIDER-MAN: Oh, sure,
that's what they all say.
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Right before I get turned
into some mutt's chew toy.
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(SPIDER-MAN GROANING)
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Yeah? Well maybe you're
just not good with animals.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Come to papa. (A-BOMB WHISTLES)
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Devil-boy. Skaar pet (WHISTLES)
Devil, come here, boy.
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(SNARLS)
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I don't think he's
happy to see us.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
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Easy, fella. It's us,
your family, remember?
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ALL: Ah!
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Does the raddest pet of all time
actually know he's your pet?
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Or for that matter, do you
know he's a Tyrannosaurus rex?
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Skaar know tram-ya-son-rus-us...
Rex.
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Eh, he's just a little
salty on account of us
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leaving him alone
at the base for...
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You know, a bit.
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Mmm-hmm.
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We didn't mean to
leave him behind.
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It was Leader's fault.
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We were lost in space.
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(SIGHS) Do me a favor,
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next time you want to let your
pet dinosaur off his leash,
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do it on Monster Island.
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I hear they have an
excellent kennel service.
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RED HULK: Let's go get him.
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I've never seen Devil
so freaked out before.
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But what if Spidey's right?
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Maybe he really
doesn't remember us.
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RED HULK: Of course
he remembers us.
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Animals never forget
who feeds them.
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Which we haven't been
around to do in... Oh, man.
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(SOBBING) I am a
terrible mother.
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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(CONTINUES SOBBING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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HULK: Sorry our problem got
dropped in your backyard.
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SPIDER-MAN: Backyard? Your
problem is doing its business
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all over my front lawn, Hulk.
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Despite the smashy-smash,
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you're usually
pretty responsible.
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You never thought,
"Gee, I'm pretty busy"
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"saving the world all the time."
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"Maybe I should get a pet that
doesn't require so much attention."
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Like a cactus.
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We Hulks always take
care of our own.
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Spidey's probably just
sore about getting
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tossed in the pond.
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And nearly eaten.
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Yeah.
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(ROARING)
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You can, uh, bill
Tony Stark for that.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLS)
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(POLICE SIREN BLARES)
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(POLICE SIREN DIES)
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A-BOMB: This is bad.
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If this makes the news, we're gonna
get tagged for smashing two cities.
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And this time, it's gonna
sorta kinda be our fault.
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Puppy scared.
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Hulks, we gotta box him in.
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And I'll just put a leash on the largest
predatory animal to ever walk to planet.
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(CAR HONKS)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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For all the good it'll do.
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We gotta wrap this up fast
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before the cops, Army,
S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Avengers
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all come knocking at once.
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Don't worry, webby, we'll
take the heat for this.
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We know you got it
bad enough with...
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JAMESON: Spider-man
is at it again.
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He's unleashed a T.
Rex on the city,
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and worse yet, he's teamed
up with the fugitive Hulks
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who are wanted for the
destruction of their home town.
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That actually wasn't
our fault either.
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I know you guys would
never trash your town,
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but right now, your
pet is trashing mine.
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So let's get this dino wrangled
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before Jameson finds something
else to blame me for.
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(GROWLS)
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(SKAAR SNIFFS)
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Hmm. Devil's food
not agree with him.
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Wonder if it was the
hotdog cart he ate.
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Or maybe the falafel truck.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR FARTS)
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Nope, definitely the taco stand.
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A-BOMB: Come on, Red,
we can tackle him.
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SPIDER-MAN: Or not.
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We need to get him
off the streets.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR MOANS)
SKAAR: Devil-boy sick?
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What happened to you, pal?
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Premise, what's the best
way to destroy the Hulks?
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Conclusion, blow up their pet.
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Hurt one horn on
his head, Leader,
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and you're getting
smashed into pea soup.
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So protective.
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How cute.
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I'll cut to the chase.
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There's a gamma bomb
in your dog's belly.
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You have two minutes to get it out.
Enjoy.
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Wow. He is a horrible,
horrible person, isn't he?
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Hold still, Devil. Hold still.
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Red just has to reach
into your gut,
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and scoop something out.
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Oh, I get it. Now that he's in
trouble, he's my pet dinosaur.
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All right, hold still,
you overgrown lizard.
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(GROWLS)
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SHE-HULK: Devil, come back.
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I've heard of alligators
in the sewers,
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but dinosaurs in the subway?
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Only in New York.
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That's all you.
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Ow, ow, ow. Gee, thanks, Spidey.
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He lost trust in us.
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Uh, you think?
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(GRUNTS)
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No!
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I'm never gonna forgive myself
if something happens to him.
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Don't worry, big green.
We'll get him in time.
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Devil?
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Where are ya, boy?
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We're just trying to help ya.
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SKAAR: Here, dino, dino, dino.
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Oh, here he comes.
(SUBWAY APPROACHING)
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Oh! Go on without me!
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(GROWL ECHOES)
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A-BOMB: I hear him.
We're coming, DD.
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Plan, plan, who's got a plan?
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Once a stuntwoman,
always a stuntwoman.
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I'm going in.
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You didn't really think
I'd let you win, did you?
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(TIMER SOUNDS)
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What I miss?
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SKAAR: Devil-boy go boom.
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No!
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(ECHOING)
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Poor little Devil.
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I already miss his
big slobbery smile.
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(SPIDEY SENSE TINGLES)
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Whoa. Spidey sense.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLS)
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Um, guys...
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Ah! Nah, I don't
miss the slobber.
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HULK: Now I know what the
Leader meant by "blow up."
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I think we just doomed New York.
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SHE-HULK: Devil could
stomp Manhattan flat
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without even noticing.
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We need to keep him calm.
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(SIRENS BLARING)
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One you needs to take
responsibility for him
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before he Tyrannosaurus
wrecks Manhattan.
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No! Bad Devil.
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Let go. That's not a chew bus.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Gotcha.
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(HULK STRUGGLING)
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Help me hold him back.
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Hurry. Jameson wants a close up.
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We're out of here.
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Skaar tame.
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Ouch.
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SHE-HULK: Watch out.
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Ah!
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Get your keisters indoors.
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Dino on the loose.
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MAN: On the loose?
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Guys?
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More Bugle choppers?
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Here comes the bad news.
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Just when you think the
Hulks can't get any worse,
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they create a monster to
do the smashing for 'em.
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Cross your fingers and toes the army
gets here before that thing T-wrecks.
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Red's slippers are one thing, but
since when does he try to eat cars?
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The growth spurt must have
spiked his metabolism.
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He's got an even bigger belly
and the appetite to go with it.
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Then let's steer him
out of the city
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before he turns Broadway
into a buffet table.
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Dino, stop!
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(ROARS)
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Skaar... Ache.
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A-BOMB: Stop! Whoa, heel!
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D-d-d-down boy.
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Can you at least tip-toe?
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SPIDER-MAN: Where's a guy even
go to get a dinosaur these days?
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Time-travel? Genetic
engineering?
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Down in the Savage Land.
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We dino-napped him from
this evil pterodactyl dude
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who was mind-controlling him.
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Sounds about right. Whoa!
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Didn't you train him?
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Roll over? Fetch?
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Don't destroy the biggest
city in the country?
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When we really want him to do
something, we give him a treat.
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Wait, that's it.
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He loves hot dogs.
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We just need some
fast moving bait
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to lure him out of town.
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SPIDER-MAN: Why are you
looking at me like that?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nuh-uh. Not a chance.
248
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,440
I've gone down the
Spider-Ham road before,
249
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,041
and I'm not traveling it again.
250
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,182
Oh, great. The army's here.
251
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,983
That's not good.
252
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,354
SPIDER-MAN: Help!
253
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,889
(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
254
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,491
HULK: Ah. Neither is that.
255
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:12,030
Ah! This is so not in the
superhero job description.
256
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,865
(PANICKED YELL)
257
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,501
I bet Captain America never has
to dress up like french fries.
258
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,404
You're doing great, Spidey.
259
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,005
(SPIDER-MAN SCREAMING)
260
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,810
Skaar not laughing.
261
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,045
Ow.
262
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,315
Spidey, lead him to the river.
263
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,290
Come on, DD.
264
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,192
Bring it on down to Weinerville.
265
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,361
Okay, what's the next
part of the plan?
266
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,331
Uh, this is as far as I
got, actually, so...
267
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,766
Try not to get eaten?
268
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,468
RED HULK: Chew on this, Fido!
269
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,936
(CRASHING)
270
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,240
(RED HULK LAUGHS)
(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLS)
271
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,409
A-BOMB: You fed him, Red.
He's your baby now.
272
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,246
Nuh-uh. He ate you
the day he met you.
273
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,547
That makes you his mama.
274
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,182
One of you please play parent,
275
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,117
'cause I'm not spending
my last moments on earth
276
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,786
in a hotdog costume.
277
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,387
Ah!
278
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,525
(SPLASHES)
279
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,963
A-BOMB: Come on, Double-D,
we're your friends, remember?
280
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,065
Don't you see we're
trying to help you?
281
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,902
(A-BOMB WHIMPERING)
282
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,004
All he sees is a
bunch of doofuses
283
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,572
trying to keep a meal
out of his mouth.
284
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,041
Scary to say it, but
Skaar was right.
285
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,011
He won't listen to us until
we earn his trust back.
286
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,513
You just fed him.
287
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,986
A-BOMB: Uh, Spidey,
he wants meat.
288
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,922
Uh, don't let the
costume fool you.
289
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,124
I'm... I'm all skin and bones.
290
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,263
HULK: Devil, stop. I
brought you a meaty treat.
291
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,465
Yeah, you're hungry, aren't you?
292
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,467
It's gonna take more
than a few pork bellies
293
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,136
to smooth this one over.
294
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,509
HULK: Never underestimate
the power of bacon.
295
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,144
(ROCKETS FIRING)
296
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,247
(DEVIL DINOSAUR GROWLING)
297
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,982
Devil.
298
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,150
No!
299
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,087
Abomination.
300
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,226
Hello, old friend.
301
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,261
I have some sad news.
302
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:27,065
It's time to put your
unruly pet to sleep.
303
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,001
Incoming!
304
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,203
Hulks, knock 'em out of the sky.
305
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,383
Phew.
306
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,185
A-BOMB: What's he
shooting at Devil for?
307
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,953
It's us he wants.
308
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,255
Round two, coming in.
309
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,056
A-Bomb, ball up.
310
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,324
A-BOMB: Smash ball, away.
311
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,030
I got A-Bomb. You're up, Skaar.
312
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,132
(GRUNTS)
313
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:07,372
He knows we can't defend Devil
unless we fight the military.
314
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,507
And fighting the military today,
315
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,309
means fighting S.H.I.E.L.D.
tomorrow,
316
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,444
and the Avengers the
day after that.
317
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,047
Skaar punch whole
world for dino.
318
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,016
Stay on defense, Red's right.
319
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,584
Abomination is baiting
us to attack.
320
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,622
(DEVIL DINOSAUR ROARS)
321
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,529
SPIDER-MAN: So Major Ugly up there
is supposed to be the good guy?
322
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,964
A-BOMB: That's the story.
323
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,365
(ABOMINATION LAUGHS)
324
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,334
You are your own worst enemies.
325
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,970
Risking your lives
and reputations
326
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,472
to save a pea-brained reptile.
327
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:48,012
Only pea-brained reptile
taking a beating today is you.
328
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,120
(HULK ROARS)
329
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,655
Abomination!
330
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,964
You protect Devil.
331
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,565
I'll take care of him.
332
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,075
Hit me all you want, Hulk.
333
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,979
Punching a four-star general will
only add to your prison sentence.
334
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,182
Hijacking the army isn't gonna
end well for you, General.
335
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,388
Truth has a way of coming out,
336
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,391
and people will see who
the real villain is.
337
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,493
They already have seen
the real villain.
338
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,395
They trusted you
to protect them,
339
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,263
and you attacked them and fled.
340
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,266
They only trust me now.
341
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,334
(ROARS)
342
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,772
Stop spreading lies!
343
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,442
Hey, if some goon framed you
for smashing your hometown,
344
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,345
you'd go nuclear
beat-down on him too.
345
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,581
(ROARING)
346
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,095
(SCOFFS) Usually it's
Shulkie's crummy driving that
347
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,563
gets these things blown up.
348
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,065
Not my bull's eye... Oh!
349
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,202
A-BOMB: Spidey, you're
a science nerd, right?
350
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,805
Well, I wouldn't use
the word nerd, but...
351
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,807
Perfect. I figure
whatever jumbo-sized him
352
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,442
is still sitting in his gut.
353
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,810
Maybe we can reverse
the blah-blah
354
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,712
and re-doohickey
it into whatever
355
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,647
and shrink him back down.
356
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,383
If we can get him to yak it
up, we might be able to...
357
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,785
No time. We gotta go in.
358
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:34,786
Are you ready?
359
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,587
Uh, what?
360
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,757
I just spent the last 20 minutes
trying not to get eaten.
361
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,193
Look, buddy, I'm sorry we
left you alone for so long.
362
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,795
There's no excuse for it.
363
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,230
You're a great pet
and deserve better.
364
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,732
I promise to make this right.
365
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,434
And that means,
366
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,803
it's time for a treat.
367
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,740
(PANTING)
368
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,110
Treat? Oh, man.
369
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,847
At least let me put my
hard candy coating on.
370
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,482
(ROARING) SPIDER-MAN: Yikes.
371
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,317
A-bombs away.
372
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,186
(GRUNTS)
373
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,190
Send in every soldier, tank,
374
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,126
jet, and battleship
to New York Harbor.
375
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,527
Destroy the Hulks.
376
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:16,527
Call 'em off.
377
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,864
You've dragged enough
innocent troops into this.
378
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,100
I don't care what it takes.
379
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,507
I'll see you... Ah!
380
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,376
Flattened? Smashed?
Didn't quite catch that.
381
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,512
More trouble's on
the way, smashers.
382
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,813
HULK: We need an exit plan.
383
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,881
Where's Spidey and A-Bomb?
384
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,316
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
385
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,650
jumped in the belly of the beast
386
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,853
with some cockamamie
scheme to shrink him.
387
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,122
Hope they know what
they're doing.
388
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,456
I'll get us some wings.
389
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,391
We can't be here when
the cavalry comes back.
390
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,127
Ah!
391
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,195
We'll keep you safe,
no matter what, pal.
392
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,397
That's a promise.
393
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,866
A-BOMB: This way.
394
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,908
This isn't the first time
you've been in here, is it?
395
00:18:56,932 --> 00:18:59,604
Never mind. I don't
want to know.
396
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,574
Huh! Smells like dead cheese
and moldy fish in here.
397
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,444
LEADER: Don't I recognize
you two from somewhere?
398
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,580
Oh, yes. The national news.
399
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,883
Seems you're out
destroying New York.
400
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,685
"Don't I recognize you
from..." (MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
401
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,187
Congrats, green genius.
402
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,788
You finally figured out sarcasm.
403
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,826
Next time, show your
face, so I can punch it.
404
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,428
According to my calculations,
405
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,497
I have no idea how
to reverse this.
406
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,266
A-BOMB: Hey, maybe we can use...
Not that one!
407
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,735
(SPIDEY SENSE TINGLES)
Spidey sense no like-y.
408
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,903
Process of elimination?
409
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,638
This one? No.
410
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,705
This one? No.
411
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,240
This one? Definitely not.
412
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,708
This one? Wait!
413
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,777
That's the one. Pull it.
414
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,679
(DEVICE ACTIVATES)
415
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,851
Awesome! I think it's working.
416
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,952
We're still inside.
417
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,321
Ah, less awesome. Run for it!
418
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,256
(ROARING)
419
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,425
(NOSE WHISTLES)
420
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:57,695
(BOTH GRUNT)
421
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,697
(ROARS)
422
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,568
HULK: They did it.
423
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,803
It doesn't matter.
424
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,706
In less than a minute,
you'll be surrounded
425
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,509
by hundreds of troops.
426
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,811
Love to stay and beat a
confession out of you,
427
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,613
but we got a plane to catch.
428
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,215
Batter up, Devil!
429
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,887
(SCREAMS)
430
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,324
(CRASHING)
431
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,461
You forgive us, yet?
432
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,529
(GROWLS)
433
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,634
Missed you too, D.
And don't worry,
434
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,804
we'll get you a big headed
super-villain to chew up, soon.
435
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,005
Yes, we will.
436
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,812
Dudes, time to bail.
437
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,548
A-BOMB: Hey, thanks for sticking
your neck out for us, web-head.
438
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,884
No sweat, blue. Us menaces
gotta stick together.
439
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,288
And hey, I might actually
miss this big goofball.
440
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,590
Well, you can always
come dino-sit.
441
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,760
Yeah... Um, I'm busy that day.
442
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,029
Later, smashers!
443
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:12,436
Spidey always says, "With great
power comes great responsibility."
444
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,672
Goes for great pets, too.
445
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,874
Ain't that right, buddy?
446
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,996
RED HULK: Atta boy! A-BOMB:
Aw, you're the best, buddy.
447
00:21:18,998 --> 00:21:21,231
SHE-HULK: Who's a good dino?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
448
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,580
(DEVIL DINOSAUR BELCHES)
449
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:22,580
Ew!
450
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,916
RED-HULK: A-bomb, clean this up.
It is not my responsibility.
451
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,952
Look, Devil-boy make shark barf.
452
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,422
Uh, Hulk out.
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