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HULK: Well, Jen.
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SHE-HULK: Planetary
alignment is right.
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Scans are positive.
I think this is it.
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We did it, Hulks.
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We made back to Earth.
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Yeah! Skaar happy.
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That's right, Hulkies.
We're back.
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Our intergalactic road trip
has finally come to an end.
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Did you miss us?
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Well, considering how
we left the place,
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maybe not so much,
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but we're totally gonna fix it.
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See, we brought
back living proof
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the whole thing was a setup,
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and we were heroes
the whole time.
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Wave hello, living proof.
(GROANS)
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He's a little camera-shy.
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Anyway, you know what I
miss the most about home?
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Gamma burgers, baby. Mmm!
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I miss real weapons.
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Not these cheap
leader knockoffs.
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Skaar miss playing
fetch with pet Dino.
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You know what I won't miss?
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Recycled air.
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Smells like Hulk feet in here.
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What did I miss?
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I don't know.
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Every time I get
settled somewhere,
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I always end up back on the run.
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Guess I never get too
attached to a place.
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That way, there's nothing
to miss when I leave.
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A-BOMB: We're coming
in range to pick up
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a live feed from Gamma Base.
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Huh, I'm only able to
access one camera.
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Hey, there's Devil Dinosaur.
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Devil boy,
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hello. Skaar here.
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How long till he figures out
Devil can't see or hear him?
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Somewhere between never and when
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a really hot place freezes over.
Ha!
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I'm surprised
Devil's food supply
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lasted this long.
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Well, maybe he figured out
how to order a pizza.
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Or a pizza delivery guy!
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Oh, no, that's just
his regular chow,
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bones and all.
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HULK: Is that the weapons vault?
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How'd Devil get in there?
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More like how does he get out?
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Looks like somebody
locked him in.
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We'll be there in a
minute to let him out.
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Besides, our base is an
impregnable fortress.
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No unauthorized personnel could
just waltz in the front door.
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SHE-HULK: Then who's
operating that?
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(WHIRRING)
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(ALARMS BLARING) (ALL EXCLAIM)
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Whoever it is, they're
using an anti-Hulk cannon.
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Which means they've
been waiting for us.
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And they still think
we're the bad guys.
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SHE-HULK: Gets worse. The
controls are frozen.
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So much for our homecoming.
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SHE-HULK: Hulk, I can't pull up.
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A-BOMB: We're gonna crash?
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You brutes are determined
to do away with me.
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Don't blame me.
Shulky's at the wheel.
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Ow! No back-seat drivers.
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Pull up, pull up, pull up!
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Please don't hit
the Gamma Burger,
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please don't hit
the Gamma Burger!
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SHE-HULK: We cleared town,
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but we're still gonna
hit ground, hard.
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Everyone abandon ship.
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Just hang on, big brain.
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LEADER: Oh, no.
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Yes! (KISSES) Yes! (KISSES)
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Back on sweet mother Earth.
(SPITS)
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You fatuous, maladroit behemoth.
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Have you lost what little
mind you still possess?
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You're welcome.
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Doesn't being back home
make you feel anything?
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Yeah. Uneasy.
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Get down!
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(ALL GRUNT)
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What's wrong with them flyboys?
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I never would have ordered
an unprovoked attack
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when I was in charge.
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Guess you'll have to
lodge a complaint
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with your replacement.
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Yes, why would the military
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attack five
uncontrollable monsters
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who leveled their own home town?
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Good point. Unhand me, you...
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Hey, it's okay, we're
the good guys,
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and we brought back the
real bad guy, see?
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Watch out! Jump!
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Oh, yeah?
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Two can play shoot first,
ask questions later.
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Skaar smash puny airplane.
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No, fighting will
only make it worse.
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We'll prove our innocence
by taking The Leader
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to the police in town.
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At least they'll hear us out.
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SKAAR: Town all fixed.
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SHE-HULK: Damage Control
got in here fast.
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Place looks better than new.
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A-BOMB: Yay, welcome
back, water tower.
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Oh, happy homecoming,
used car lot.
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I could eat you
up, Gamma Burger.
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(HULKS SIGHS)
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What's that look for?
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You're not the least bit
excited to be home?
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It's just a bunch of
roads and buildings.
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I'm more concerned
about the people,
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and why we're not seeing any.
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(MALE ANNOUNCER) Attention
citizens of Vista Verde,
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military curfew
is now in effect.
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BOTH: Military curfew?
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ALL: Hulkbusters.
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I thought Stark was gonna
dismantle those tin cans,
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not sell 'em to the military.
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Help, I'm being
held captive by...
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Skaar slash metal men.
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No, let's not call attention
to ourselves just yet.
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Quick, into that alley.
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All citizens are ordered
to remain indoors.
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The fugitive Hulk and the
Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
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have been spotted in the area.
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RED HULK: Huh, only a
million-dollar reward.
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A-BOMB: I think that's
for each of us.
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MAN: You...
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are wanted men.
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HULK: Mayor Stan?
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So glad to see you, Hulk.
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You know, we never
gave up on you,
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even when the military
took over the town.
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So what's with all
the Hulkbusters?
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The trigger-happy drones.
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General says they're
protecting us
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from another Hulk attack.
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Yeah, but who's gonna
protect us from them?
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We are. We're gonna free you.
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As for this general,
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I'm gonna deliver our big-headed,
living alibi to him.
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And I know just
where to find him.
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Wait, there's something you need
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to know about that general.
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(GRUNTS)
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Halt!
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Let's draw those
Hulkbusters away from Red,
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and try not to level the town.
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Come and get me.
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Skaar kaboom!
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(GROANS)
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A-BOMB: Oh, no, not
the water tower,
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not the water tower!
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Not the Gamma Burger,
not the Gamma Burger!
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Jen, give me a hand!
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You're hilarious, Rick.
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(STRAINED GRUNTS)
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MAN: Ah! Oh, good gracious.
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Good one, Rick.
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How did you know there
were people inside?
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Um, I didn't,
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but as long as you're here,
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can I get a triple stack with extra
pickles and hold the onions?
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Ignore kid clueless, just run.
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COOK: Run where?
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No one's allowed to leave town.
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General's orders.
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Hulks located.
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SHE-HULK: Stay inside.
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We're gonna put a stop
to this martial law now.
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You were saying, Jen?
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Red, where you going?
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Back when I was general in
charge of chasing you around,
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I posted up at the
police station.
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Let's see if newbie
does the same.
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You lumbering oafs truly believe
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delivering me to the authorities
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will undo all the damage you
perpetrated on this town?
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Ah, shut your pie hole.
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Uh-oh! Go long!
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Ah!
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Special delivery for
the general in charge.
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That would be me.
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Abomination.
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It's General Abomination now.
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Well, you're major ugly
to me, lizard lips,
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and I'm taking you out.
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Aah!
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RED HULK: Gimme that.
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You're gonna pay for tricking us
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into destroying Vista Verde.
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You're going down.
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ABOMINATION: Not if
you can't see me.
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Blasted retinal scan!
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That's a cheap shot,
even for you, Blonsky.
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As usual, Ross,
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you fail to see the
bigger picture.
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The way I see it, you're
still outnumbered,
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five-to-one.
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You might want to
check your math.
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Abomination, free me at once.
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I'm afraid I follow
a new leader, now.
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Uncle Sam,
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and my orders are
to destroy Hulks,
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regardless of collateral damage.
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(HULKS GROWLS)
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Attack!
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Get 'em, S.M.A.S.H.ers!
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You monsters made
quite an impression
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before you disappeared.
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The military pardoned me,
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restored me to active duty,
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and even promoted me.
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(GRUNTS) Ah!
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(SCREAMS)
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LEADER: No! Stop!
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LEADER: Please let me go.
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After all, it takes a monster
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to fight a monster.
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Isn't that right, General Ross?
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Now, I am your
superior in every way.
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Ironic, no?
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Right, because I was responsible
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for creating Abomination
in the first place.
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Ironic, I get it.
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Wait, why is it ironic?
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Oh, because you created
Abomination to chase the Hulk,
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and now he chases you?
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Ha, that really is. (SIZZLING)
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That's like textbook.
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Oof! Ow!
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(CAT SCREECHES)
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Where'd solider scales go?
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Never mind him.
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We gotta lure these
suits out of town,
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away from people.
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Okay, but lure them where?
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We can't go back to base.
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(ROBOTS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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LEADER: They have you
outnumbered and out-gunned.
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I know a hiding place, come on.
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HULKBUSTER: All units,
pursue and destroy.
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Do what I do. Just trust me.
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(GRUNTS)
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HULKBUSTER: Continue
to search the area.
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Fools.
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You may have escaped
my sentries,
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but there will be no escape
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from the fury I am
about to unleash.
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RED HULK: Sure is dark in here.
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What is this place, anyway?
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HULK: Little hideout
I dug for myself,
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back when you were hunting me
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as General Thunderbolt Ross.
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Wait,
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all that time you
were hiding from me
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right under my own nose?
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More like under your toes.
261
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,819
Hulk used to lock
himself in here
262
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,454
so he wouldn't hurt anybody.
263
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,390
Wait a minute, you two
knew about it, too?
264
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,958
How touching.
265
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,595
Even then, the monster held
a sentimental attachment
266
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,497
to this pathetic dustbowl.
267
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,567
It was more about keeping
tabs on my enemy.
268
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,469
Speaking of which...
269
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,637
(GROANS)
270
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,611
This vent leads to
the police station,
271
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,946
right to your old office.
272
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,582
Which would be
Abomination's new office.
273
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,517
So what are waiting for?
274
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,752
Let's grind 'em
into Gamma burgers.
275
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,621
Skaar slash scaly man.
276
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,689
Wait,
277
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:05,990
if we want to liberate the town
278
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,525
from that maniac,
we need to know
279
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,893
what he's up to, first.
280
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,761
That's our cue, Hulksters.
281
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,931
Go, go remote
controlled Hulk-cam.
282
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,333
What is he doing?
283
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,269
RED HULK: He's up to something.
284
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,905
A-BOMB: Whoa, check
out that new bling.
285
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,674
Looks awfully familiar.
286
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,343
He got it from the
weapon's vault
287
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,978
back at Gamma Base!
288
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:30,281
Weapon's vault? Curious.
289
00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:36,454
(WHIRRING)
290
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:40,658
Thanks for the retinal
scan, Red Hulk.
291
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,560
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Retinal scan approved,
292
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,528
General Thaddeus Ross.
293
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,796
Access granted.
294
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,466
What? Come on.
295
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,569
First he steals my job,
now he steals my eyeball?
296
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,273
ABOMINATION: The Green
Hammer is at my command.
297
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,408
"The Green Hammer"?
298
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:58,309
Eh, it's nothing.
299
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,746
Just a little high-altitude
weaponized drone
300
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,547
I made to use against you.
301
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,548
You know, back in the day.
302
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,783
Let me guess,
303
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,351
it's got a big gamma gun on it?
304
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,354
Ah, I put big gamma
guns on my cereal.
305
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,357
You I know I got a whole vault
full of them back at the base.
306
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,493
Interesting.
307
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,461
(BEEPS) (WHIRRING)
308
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,066
With the Green Hammer,
309
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:25,870
I can topple entire
nations single-handedly.
310
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,440
The world will tremble in fear.
311
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,008
HULK: Tremble at this!
312
00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:33,644
(GRUNTS)
313
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,550
(GROANING)
314
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,555
You swore you were
protecting this town.
315
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,956
My town.
316
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,026
But you were just using
it as bait to lure us in.
317
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,699
I knew you Hulks would
come to help these people,
318
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,868
even if it meant your
own destruction.
319
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,571
If that's what it
takes to stop you.
320
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,644
(GROANS)
321
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,878
A-BOMB: I got you, Jen.
322
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:09,947
(GUNS FIRING)
323
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,817
And since you love
your town so much,
324
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,852
I will destroy it first.
325
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:21,959
(ENERGY CHANNELING)
326
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,472
You can't do this, Blonsky.
327
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,808
Mission accomplished.
328
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,511
Do svidanya, Hulks.
329
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,702
So, what are we up against?
330
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,171
Super-concentrated gamma energy.
331
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,774
Vaporizes everything
in its path.
332
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,411
Well, nice work, Red.
333
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,780
It was supposed to be a
weapon of last resort.
334
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,752
How many weapons of last
resort did you build?
335
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,888
Actually, I kinda lost count.
336
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,457
Skaar smash!
337
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,530
HULK: Forget them.
338
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,199
You, Jen, and Rick need
to evacuate the town.
339
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,568
I'll take out the Green Hammer.
Red?
340
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,770
Don't gotta tell me, greenie.
341
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,807
Abomination's scaly
butt is mine.
342
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,079
Wait, where big head man?
343
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,916
We'll track down Leader
after we save the town.
344
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,554
(ALL SCREAMING)
345
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,892
Oh, it's the Hulks.
They're back!
346
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,761
MAYOR STAN: No, it's okay!
347
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,664
They're heroes, in every
sense of the word.
348
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,165
Trust me.
349
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,635
Everyone get to your cars.
350
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,138
We'll hold them off. Go!
351
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,576
So the townsfolk no longer
fear those monsters.
352
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,645
Then let them perish
with their heroes.
353
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,816
Not this time, Blonsky.
354
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,952
I'm relieving you
of your command.
355
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,624
I taught you all I know,
356
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,126
but I didn't train you
to fry civilians.
357
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:39,530
Collateral damage, General.
358
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,866
A small price to
pay for victory.
359
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:44,902
(RED HULK GRUNTS)
360
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:46,904
Although,
361
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,840
clearly not all possess the will
362
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,876
to do what is necessary.
363
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,678
(RED HULK GROWLS)
364
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,081
You are one cold-blooded lizard,
365
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,550
but I'm packing heat.
366
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:06,724
About time my ride got here.
367
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,530
You got parachutes?
368
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,631
Yeah, why?
369
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,209
(BUS HONKS)
370
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,244
All aboard, tour bus is leaving.
371
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,313
Next stop, anywhere but here.
372
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:37,087
No, don't take that.
373
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,658
Deactivate Green Hammer.
374
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,327
(LAUGHS) Fool, I warned you.
375
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,095
Booby-trapped controls.
376
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,997
Exactly what I would have done.
377
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,837
That town is my home.
378
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,106
Not gonna let you destroy it.
379
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,348
A-BOMB: I got
Hulkbusters on my tail.
380
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,985
S.M.A.S.H.ers, I need a roadblock,
a spike strip, something.
381
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,353
SHE-HULK: We're on it, Rick.
382
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,221
Skaar slash.
383
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,657
HULKBUSTER: Target acquired.
Prepare to exterminate.
384
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,993
Okay, that's never good.
385
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,270
Way to go, coz.
386
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:29,940
(GROANS)
387
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,676
(GRUNTS)
388
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,881
(GRUNTS)
389
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,383
No! (RED HULK GROWLS)
390
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,653
You forgot the most
important weapon
391
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,155
a soldier needs, allies.
392
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,693
ABOMINATION: Your allies
can't save you now.
393
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,702
(SCREAMS)
394
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,422
Well, General,
395
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,290
think that finished him off?
396
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,792
Not a chance.
397
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,930
(CROWD CHEERING)
398
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,099
Now this is a homecoming.
399
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,267
Hulk,
400
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,935
I never lost faith in you.
401
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,738
If you say a little green
guy with a big head
402
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,940
tricked you into
wrecking this town,
403
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,376
then I, for one, believe you.
404
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,178
Thanks, Mayor.
405
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,181
But you need to stay and
face your accusers.
406
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,817
After all, this is your home.
407
00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:53,090
Yeah, it is.
408
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,726
A-BOMB: You need to
see this, big guy.
409
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,261
Somebody jacked the
weapons vault.
410
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,996
SHE-HULK: What?
411
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,366
Every gamma gun and
bomb we had is missing,
412
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,767
but how?
413
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:04,835
Surprise!
414
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,136
(LAUGHING)
415
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,139
Back to base, now!
416
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:16,714
All my beautiful toys, gone.
417
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,184
All your weapons of last
resort in Leader's hands
418
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,387
will make the Green Hammer
look like a pop gun.
419
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,355
I'll go after Leader.
420
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,324
The rest of you need to
stay and deal with this.
421
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,726
A-BOMB: No way.
422
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,893
We're a team.
423
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,395
Think about it.
424
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,031
You'll be fugitives,
hunted by the military,
425
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,899
with no place to call home.
426
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,869
About time I walked a mile in
your big, ugly, bare feet.
427
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,405
Skaar with Hulk, always.
428
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,874
We're family. We stick together.
429
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,776
(HULK SIGHS)
430
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,911
Big dummies.
431
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,814
Thanks.
432
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,822
MAN: Hulk, and the
Agents of S.M.A.S.H.,
433
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,057
you are under arrest.
434
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,992
Surrender immediately.
435
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:18,075
A-BOMB: So long, Vista Verde.
436
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,410
See you soon, we hope.
437
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,015
Sure, home is
wherever family is,
438
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,550
I know that,
439
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:30,187
but it can also be a quiet
little town in the desert.
440
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,822
Hulk out.
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