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Well, well, well.

It looks like we have an unexpected visitor.

Oh, how exciting.

How ever did you manage to get in here?

You naughty little thing.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that curiosity

killed the cat? (Thunder crashes)

(thunder rumbling)

Well, now that you're here,

I'm afraid you're really in for it.

(Swanthula laughing)

You see the doorway that you just walked into

is a doorway that you can't walk out of.

It's the doorway to the underworld.

(Boulet brothers laughing)

The only way in for most people is to die,

but regardless of how you entered, there really is no exit.

So you might as well get comfortable.

Because you're going to be here

for a long, long, long time.

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

Oh, don't cry darling.

There really is an upside

to this misfortunate little mishap.

We are just about to start a new game.

And it looks like you are going to have the honor

of being our star spectator,

the one and only witness to a true clash of the Titans.

(ominous music)

Trapped here among us are the spirits

of some of the most powerful drag monsters

that have ever graced our silver screens.

While each of them met their untimely deaths

competing for the crown of Dragula,

we feel there's still a lot more fight

trapped in their rotten little bones.

And we think it's high time we find out

who's the best of the best.

The most monstrous and the most powerful.

The filthiest and the most fabulous.

The true Titan of Dragula.

Oh look, the coffins are being dragged into the arena.

Our monsters are about to slither into action.

I think it's time we take a closer look

and let the games officially... begin.

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™ª Dragula Theme Music ♪

♪ Filth ♪

♪ Horror ♪

♪ Glamour ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer ♪

♪ Queen ♪

♪ Dragula. ™ª

♪ She'll make you ♪

♪ Scream ♪

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

[Swanthula] The winner of the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula Titans will headline the upcoming.

Dragula World tour.

Receive a $100,000 grand prize,

courtesy of us,

and the title of Dragula.

The world's next drag Super monster.

™ª Drag, drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Dragula. ™ª (screaming)

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(choir sings in Latin) (coffin creaks)

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I'm Koco Caine from the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula season four.

I think I was brought back because my time on the season was

cut too short.

I feel like I came alive towards the end of my season so I'm

really excited to show the world who Koco Caine really is.

My goal on the season is to be easier to work with

I suppose. I can assure you that that delivery was not as

kind as you think it was.

But also show you how sickening I am.

I hope to prove and show the world that versatility

and professionalism comes in many different forms.

(music clangs)

(upbeat music)

Meow. Okay, hmm.

New boudoir, who this?

Surprise, surprise. For the first time in forever

I'm the first person in the room. It looks sickening.

I'm here to win a hundred thousand dollars

and nothing is gonna stand in my way

no matter who walks through that door.

(lightning crashes)

(metronome clicking) (organ music)

(clicking continues)

(ominous wind blows)

I'm Melissa Be fierce from the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula season one.

I didn't expect what was gonna come from season one.

I got attacked left and right up and down on my season.

- Its my litter, bitch. - Woo!

I feel like this time around I have to like really

show people why the fuck they brought me back.

This season I'm planning to do a lot of different stuff

that I didn't get to do on season one

and I have a lot of tricks up my sleeves.

Baby, the competitors should be definitely a hundred percent

worried about me.

(grunting)

You know what bitch, you are always trying to fucking come

for somebody all the motherfuckin' time.

I'm not gonna stay quiet.

I'm always gonna speak my mind.

Periodt.

What's up?

Well, well well.

Oh well, well.

Now Melissa was known for that

fierce tongue on her season.

I think I wanna be on her good side.

[Melissa] I don't know what to expect from Koco.

That bitch is feisty as fuck

and I don't know if we're gonna be friends,

we're gonna be enemies?

Only time will tell who fucking knows.

Girl, this is an upgrade from season one for me.

I remember exactly what season you from.

I hope they ready for it.

Oh no honey,

they better be ready 'cause I'm ready to turn out

- this muthafuckin' game. - Okay,

We gonna see.

We gonna see about you too bitch.

I saw you in your season.

Oh honey.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Evah Destruction.

I'm from the Boulet Brothers'

Dragula season three and I'm back with a vengeance.

My performance for my season had its ups and downs.

I had a lot of great victories.

I won a couple challenges,

but things kind of got a little rocky towards the end.

(Evah crying)

Besides me crying, you know, I mean I did all right.

If I could change one thing from my season,

I would tell myself stop being so scared bitch.

I feel like the season's gonna be different for me because

I feel like a more realized monster.

My name is Evah Destruction for fuck's sake.

And I'm just ready for a good time.

Well.

[Koco] Ah, the motherfucking bitch.

- (Melissa exclaiming) - Hi.

[Koco] I'm glad to see Evah.

I hope she's the only person from season three though, 'cause,

girl.

Season three was just such a whirlwind in itself.

We had a lot of personality on our season, that's for sure.

- [Koco] That's a word for it. - Is that what you call it?

I kept a level head at least.

Mm hm.

So to say.

Hmm.

Damn.

(lightning crashes)

[Erika] My name is Erika Klash.

I'm from the Boulet Brothers Dragula season two.

On my season I was known as the Queen

of the Extermination Challenges.

But this time around I really wanna do well

in the proper challenges.

I just think I'm a fully formed monster this time around.

I know how my aesthetic can live in this world

and I really just wanna show how much work I've put

into my drag since my season.

Hello!

[Koco] Yes.

- (Melissa screams) - [Evah] Oh my God!

[Koco] I hope Erika's drag

has evolved since their time.

Time shall tell.

[Evah] So Erika's here.

That's fun.

Erika, someone has to go home first, right?

We have one from each season.

- Isn't that exciting? - [Evah] I know, yeah.

1, 2, 3, 4. But three suck the most, all right?

Listen. (Melissa laughs)

- Yes, no? - Listen.

I'm Yovska, the sneaky cryptid from the Boulet Brothers.

Dragula season three. I'm a little bit more creepy,

more stuffing, maybe a little bit more rhinestones.

So on my season I think I had a bit of a habit

of getting into my head quite a bit.

It's just like, I don't know what else

I could have done, you know?

My season was definitely baby comfort time.

We all cried, but I am past it now.

I would definitely say I'm a threat to these competitors.

(Canadian national anthem plays)

Oh my God! (All scream excitedly)

I'm really excited to see Yovska

because I know that we have

similar aesthetics and similar interests.

I think she and I are gonna have some fun.

[Yovska] Hey, how's it going?

- Thank you, I'm wonderful. - [Yovska] Oh, hi!

[Evah] It's giving circus.

Who is that?

Seeing another season three competitor here with me.

I'm so happy that we have some representation,

but she's also a fucking shady little gremlin,

so I'm gonna keep my eye out for that one.

[Melissa] I know Yovska has a mouth, but bitch

better fucking watch it with me. Don't step on my toes hoe.

Am I more shady? Who knows? We'll find out.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Astrud from the Boulet Brothers Dragula season four.

So on my season I came in really hot.

I won the first challenge and then I immediately

failed to follow that up on episode two

and I had an infamous meltdown,

which partly resulted in my elimination

rather early in the season.

It's a load of crap, it's a load of fucking shit.

It's not about necessarily even the looks,

it's about how much of a fucking monster that we are.

I expect the best of the best on a Titan season,

but I also expect the most ego of the egos

on a Titans season.

Diva, Diva, Diva.

[Evah] Oh my goodness.

[Melissa] Oh, honey.

I'm glad to see that Astrud has been given

another chance to come back into the competition.

So game on bitch.

[Melissa] I think she might not be ready.

Her season was just last year,

so who knows what the fuck she's ready or not.

[Yovska] Don't you feel it's like a little bit

- soon? - Absolutely not.

[Yovska] Like right after your season?

Absolutely not.

I mean considering our placement, no.

(Koco and Yovska laugh)

I've just been in the corner quietly sharpening my knife.

- Quietly? - [Astrud] So...

(Evah laughs)

(lightning crashes)

My name is HoSo Terra Toma

from Boulet Brothers Dragula season four,

fresh off the world tour.

I fucking slayed season four,

but I unfortunately couldn't take the crown.

But this time I feel prepared and ready.

On my season I may have been a little unprepared

and messy when it comes to experience.

It's bullshit, like bullshit,

bullshit, bullshit, (speaks Korean), bullshit.

I was talking, I was talking,

I was talking, I was talking.

I was talk-all right, fuck y'all, I'm not talking.

But this time I just came off the world tour

and ready for the competition.

I'm expecting this Titan season to be the most deadly

cutthroat season of Dragula ever.

(TúvH4 ; missed you uglies!)

- (Melissa screams) - [Yovska] Holy shit!

[Evah] Okay.

(cast laughing)

I'm shook. I'm shook.

I'm honestly kind of surprised to see HoSo here

so soon after the tour.

Take your ass home. Chill out for a second.

[Melissa] My jaw is on the muthafuckin' floor.

HoSo here? What the fucking fuck?

I'm just happy you're here because I'm really horny.

[HoSo] I know.

I mean, I don't know the tea, I don't know

what's going on, and I would love to get

my cup full of that tea. Honey.

Tell me, Tell me, Tell me, Tell me!

[Astrud] I mean you have a partner.

I do, but we love each other very much.

Yeah.

And we care for each other very much.

HoSo. Love of my life, darling of my dreams, um.

Little soon.

I just hope she's prepared.

We have a really great relationship

and nothing can come between it.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Abhora from the Boulet Brothers Dragula season two.

And I'm still a creep.

My performance on my season was a mixed bag

because I was the only competitor to date

to be in the top and in the bottom at the same time.

Which is a pretty fitting description of

how that whole experience was.

My cast experience has been up and down.

I've both been the class clown, the favorite,

and also the villain.

You're not a monster though.

I'm a lot more confident now in myself,

so I don't have to worry as much.

I can just sit back, rest in the fact

that I know that I'm awesome and just have fun.

- [HoSo] God dammit. - [Abhora] Oh!

Y'all wanted a twist?

[HoSo and Astrud] Oh God.

Pack it up, spooky bitches!

- [Koco] Oh my God. - [Astrud] God dammit.

The pageant queen has arrived.

And the pageant queen should leave.

- [Abhora] Oh, Evah. - Hey dumb-dumb.

Abhora and I go way back.

But I definitely think that she's gonna be a wild card

in this competition.

Hi mother that takes instead of gives.

HoSo and I have a long history

of them being a fan of mine

and me being secretly in love with them

and now they're here.

[Erika] I am not surprised to see Abhora here.

I do know we've had some issues in the past.

Did I say I would sabotage her or did I say that I would

slit her throat?

[Erika] What's the difference, girl?

But I'm not sure where we left things off.

I think we're okay now.

Erika, Abhora, what's your guy's relationship

after you guys' season, what's the tea?

I haven't heard from her in five years.

You've reached out to me before and I always respond.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for responding to me.

I haven't heard from Erika in so long

and this totally ruins it.

This is already such a visually strong cast.

[Evah] I know.

We need one basic bitch to really round it out.

Somebody who screams going home first.

(lightning crashes)

I'm Kendra Onixxx from season two

of the Boulet Brothers Dragula, and Resurrection.

Since you guys last seen me on Resurrection,

I feel like I've evolved yet again.

I feel like a more realized character.

What I'm gonna change this time around

is I'm not gonna take feedback from anybody else.

I'm gonna do what I want to do,

how I wanna look and how I wanna present

Kendra to everyone else.

From my season of Dragula,

I really didn't feel like part of the cast.

I felt like it was me and then everybody else.

Put some titties on bitch.

So this time around I want to integrate myself

within the cast so I can create memories.

This season I feel it's gonna be different because

no one knows what to expect.

I have no idea what I'm even walking into.

I do know I want a hundred thousand dollars though.

I'm black. (Cast screaming)

(cast continues screaming)

Melissa is family, she's 100% my bitch.

[Melissa] That's my sister, Kendra's my sister.

I love that bitch.

I'm so, I'm fucking happy she's here.

[Erika] I am a little surprised to see Kendra here.

I feel like her body of work isn't as strong as maybe some

of the other competitors so far.

But they're a really, really strong performer.

Season two,

- and now you're here again. - Season two.

Season two, season two

which means season two was the best!

We set the bar for drama, that's for sure.

(lightning crashes) (electric guitar slide)

I'm Victoria Elizabeth Black

and I'm from the Boulet Brothers Dragula season two

and Resurrection and I'm here to annihilate the competition.

Since my time on the show,

I have mastered my craft even more.

And I'm even better than you could anticipate.

On my season, I really wish I opened up more,

but this season I'm ready to show who Victoria really is.

I'm feeling like this competition is finally gonna push me

to my limit. How I really want it to,

and really focus on being the best of the best.

I'm ready to be pushed to my limits.

[Kendra] I helped her win it.

Oh hell no. (Abhora screaming)

Okay, okay, okay.

- Bye. I'm going home bitch. - (Melissa laughs)

Bye Melissa.

I'm excited to see Kendra

'cause it'll be nice to have a sister from season two.

- Uh, I don't like that bitch. - That bitch sent me home.

Kick rocks.

Victoria, bitch.

You are like, I was hoping you were not gonna be here bitch.

[HoSo] Ah, same.

I feel like the cast could be afraid of me,

but I think they know to be on my good graces.

All right y'all, so who do you guys think

is gonna do the best?

Who's gonna pull out the best looks? The worst looks?

Why don't we cut the crap

and just say who's gonna go first?

You.

What?

This is gonna sound really mean.

I think it would be sickening if

Victoria went home first.

That would be amazing.

Oh my God.

HoSo, I kind of wonder

if you'll be able to pull things out

because you didn't have as much time to really

get everything together.

However, HoSo did just come off the season four tour.

Astrud they asked HoSo.

Shade.

- (Koco and Kendra laugh) - Bitch.

I do think that Erika has had the least evolution

and that's the only thing that reason why-

Well I beg to differ.

- That's okay. - [Astrud] Okay. Okay.

Isn't this the same wig from the first?

Yeah, I mean it's literally the same wig,

the same promo wig.

And you wore the same like terrible outfit.

That's even a greater risk.

[Astrud] I'm not trying to read, girl.

I wore this for ceremonial purposes.

Not 'cause it was just lying around in my closet

and it was easy.

I don't know. Erika I love you

but I'm not sure if you're ready to be here.

[Erika] That's fine.

I'm willing to step outside of my aesthetic to deliver.

What I need to deliver.

- Calculated as usual. - Yeah.

I think I'm a little worried for, um.

- Yovska maybe. - Oh really?

(Melissa laughs)

She said, "Oh, really?"

I fucking spit.

[Melissa] She wasn't expecting it too, like.

I don't think it always fits the Dragula mold though.

- I don't think- - You know what?

That's fair.

(silent laughing)

In terms of who I'm nervous to maybe see.

Maybe Kendra, maybe. Just 'cause we didn't see a lot from.

You saw about the same outta me that we saw outta you.

Third episode.

I'm excited to see what you like bring out as well.

That's a backhanded compliment. Love it.

[Evah] At least she's consistent.

Hey Evah, I know during our season,

like we got talked over a lot, you know.

How do you feel it's gonna be different for you

this time around?

Well, I think, nah just playing.

(cast laughs)

I am more present for sure than I was during my season.

I'm not fucking holding back this time.

You can hold back a little.

[Melissa] Don't.

I guess what really held me back was my lack of money.

And now that I'm filthy fucking rich,

I'm ready to let you all fucking have it!

(rock guitar music)

Honestly speaking, I think we're all like,

we've all upped our game from our original seasons,

so I think it's gonna be really hard to see

what the fuck happens.

(ominous music hits)

- Ah. - Oh.

[Swanthula] Attention competitors.

- Attention competitors. - Here we go.

[Swanthula] Please make your way

to the main stage at this time.

All right y'all.

[Swanthula] Once again,

Let's go.

[Swanthula] Competitors,

please make your way to the main stage at this time.

(ominous music fades out)

(ominous music)

(ominous choir music)

(ominous choir music continues)

(choir music stops)

(tense music)

(tense music continues)

(tense music continues)

(crashing)

(lightning flash) (cast cheers)

Hello uglies and welcome to the Underworld.

[Cast] Yes!

As you already know,

all of you have competed on a previous season

of the Boulet Brothers Dragula and well,

you all lost. (Lightning crashes)

In fact, not only did you lose,

but we actually kind of murdered you on top of it.

That being said, we didn't raise your ghosts

and bring you here to talk about the past.

We brought you here to talk about the future.

While it may be true that you lost

and were brutally murdered.

What you also did was make a huge impression on us.

In fact, we consider the 10 of you to be among the strongest

competitors ever to be featured on this stage.

The true Titans of Dragula.

(cast cheers)

It is for that reason alone that we've summoned

your lost souls here to the Underworld.

A realm between life and death.

To compete in the ultimate grand championship of drag,

filth, horror, and glamour.

Each week during the competition,

you will all be tested in the art of drag.

From costume concept and creation to performance,

personality, and perseverance. And slowly one by one,

the competitor who scores the lowest on each challenge

will be cast back into oblivion.

Until only one drag artist remains.

The ultimate Titan of Dragula.

The winner of the Boulet Brothers Dragula Titans will win

a $100,000 grand prize.

(cast cheers)

Courtesy of us.

(lightning crashes)

Will headline the upcoming Boulet Brothers.

Dragula World Tour,

and receive the title of Dragula.

The world's next drag super monster.

(cast cheers)

Now the stakes are higher this season than ever,

so the rules are going to change a little.

I'm delighted to tell you that there will be no

extermination challenges this season.

Oh, whoa.

What?

Instead...

there will be equally terrifying Fright Feats

that will take place at the beginning of each challenge.

And everyone must participate in order to advance

to that week's Floorshow. (Swanthula laughing)

If you fail to survive or participate

in the Fright Feat,

the last soul who was eliminated before you

will return to the competition and take your place.

Shit.

All right, enough talking.

For your first challenge of the season.

We're going back to one of our favorite Floorshows

of season three and inviting you

to our spooktacular Halloween house party.

Yes. (Cast cheers)

For this challenge, you must each design

and create a new horrific drag look,

based on a classic American Halloween costume.

Whether you choose a ghost, devil, witch, or werewolf,

we want you to take your classic Halloween archetype

and reinvent it in an updated, terrifying new style.

As a second part to the challenge,

you'll have to choreograph and execute a lip sync

performance on location at our Halloween house party.

You'll be broken up into groups and the winner of this

week's Fright Feat will be the one who gets to choose who

your partners are and what your role will be at the party.

Once you leave this stage,

you'll be going directly to your first Fright Feat

of the season where you will all be partaking

in a classic Halloween game.

It's our version of bobbing for apples.

Only this time you'll be bobbing for apples in real blood.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Well not just blood, but a cauldron filled with discarded

meats, gristle, fish heads, eyeballs, bones,

and whatever else the butcher couldn't manage

to turn into meatloaf.

The Titan who can get the most apples

out of the blood pool in the least amount of time

will win the Fright Feat and will receive the ability

to choose the teams and roles

for this week's main challenge.

While Halloween parties are a lot of fun, I must warn you.

If your Halloween costume fails to frighten us,

you'll be the first one to find out how a Titan dies.

And trust us. It's a long drop back down to hell.

Happy Halloween uglies and may the best monster win.

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

(thunder rumbles)

(thunder rumbling)

(violins shrieking)

(ominous electronic music)

(ominous electronic music continues)

(ominous electronic music continues)

(ominous electronic music continues)

This is repulsive.

Mm.

(tense electronic music)

First episode, right out the gate doing the fucking most.

This shit is crazy.

[Abhora] So I'm looking at a bucket of fish heads

floating up, staring back at me.

And honestly the grossest part of this bucket is the apples

floating in it.

There is a brain staring right back at me.

Mine has a pig head in it.

So I have my work cut out for me.

[HoSo] They are not messing around

with these Fright Feats this season.

I don't know what the fuck is happening,

but it's gonna be gross.

(ominous trombone slides)

(ominous music builds)

(bells ring)

(wet squelching)

(gasping and gagging)

Bitch. Holy fucking shit.

(gagging and coughing)

(wet splashing)

(splashing)

(coughing and crying)

(splashing) (cast crying)

(discordant piano chord)

(gasping)

When you have a fucking face full of animal insides,

it's hard to count or see or speak.

Oh hey, did I get them all?

I think I got all eight.

Did I get them all?

(gasping)

I got 'em all!

Ah that fucking bitch.

Someone beat me already.

Ah, ah. I won?

Somehow? I somehow won this challenge.

I did not expect that.

I heard Melissa say, I got all my apples

way before Astrud.

Astrud was still trying to figure out if she got 'em.

I can swear to God that I fucking won that shit.

I was definitely next to Melissa. Can we play that back?

- Fuck. - [Melissa] God dammit.

(ominous violin music builds) (coughing and gagging)

- [Melissa] Ew. - [HoSo] Fuck.

(Astrud singing)

Congratulations Astrud. Fucking bitch.

[Melissa] Hold on, hold on, hold on before you go ahead.

No tea, no shade, but I did also finish

all my eight apples in my bucket.

Oh you did?

- I sure the fuck did. - Why didn't you say anything?

I did say something bitch.

Roll the tapes.

[Melissa] Did I get them all?

[Astrud] I think I got all eight.

[Melissa] Did I get them all?

I got 'em all!

I swear to God. I know I fucking won.

Astrud won because she jumped up and said she won first.

If we roll the tapes and you won the challenge,

fucking take it bitch.

Picking the teams is a lot of responsibility.

Melissa should be happy she didn't win.

Because let me, let me tell you right now,

I have to decide what everybody's roles

are gonna be in the first challenge.

That's also a lot of responsibility.

So you know, be careful what you wish for, girl.

So let's get into this.

The first role is the host character.

They're gonna be, have the most screen time

and they host the party and will be in all the scenes.

Every other role is gonna be teams.

So two people will be watching TV,

two people will be using a Ouija board in a bedroom.

Three people will be dancing in the living room.

Two people will be carving pumpkins.

The living room is just gonna allow for like more fun

and physicality. So I wanna do that one.

I'll do, be the dance living room.

That was my second choice.

There's three in the living room?

Three in the living room.

- Periodt. Right here. - [Erika] Kendra,

I just said, I just called.

I just asked for the living room.

Oh. (Cast murmuring)

- I'll watch TV. - Oh.

It's fine to make this easier.

- [Astrud] Are you sure? - I'll just watch TV.

[Astrud] Okay.

We're all gonna be, make it work.

Didn't sound like it a second ago, but.

Do you know how to dance, girl?

Yes. Excuse me. I've performed in New York City

and have twirled and swirled. So.

- She's twirled and swirled. - I'll be keeping up.

I don't need to hear anything else.

Excuse me? Excuse you?

I hope everybody's relatively happy with their roles

and partners and if not, hear about it later.

Ooh.

[Erika] What is that?

[HoSo] What is that?

What the fuck is going on here?

Footage recap. Melissa won.

- Oh! - Yas!

(Melissa laughs)

Gimme that. I'll take that.

And we gonna switch everything around now, honey.

Too much pressure anyway. I don't need it.

Take it and run girl.

Erika,

you'll be watching TV.

(Koco and Kendra spits and laughs)

That's fine. I'll do anything.

Rest in peace, Erika's dance career.

Melissa is not having it.

[Melissa] Erika's being shady as fuck with me

when I asked her something very simple

and that's why I gave her what I gave her.

Host. Astrud, right?

- Ostrich? - Ostrich.

Ostrich. That's me.

Why you laughing, bitch?

It's cause my accent, huh?

Go on. Who gives a fuck?

- You guys got it right? - Yeah.

Okay, move on.

Stop fucking laughing, bitch.

I know the role of the host is the hardest thing

to fucking do.

So that's why I gave it to Astrud

to see if she was gonna make it through it.

Melissa loves to stir the pot.

She's a chismosa.

Astrud probably has one of the hardest roles.

She's gonna be in every scene.

So a lot is riding on this part she has to play.

Living room dancing: Koco, Melissa, Kendra.

Ouija board: Evah, HoSo.

[HoSo] I'm super excited to be teams with Evah

because she's such a great performer.

So being in a performance challenge with her,

I feel very safe.

Watching TV: Erika, Abhora.

I'm not surprised. Pissed off, but not surprised.

(sighs)

Pumpkin: Yovska and Vicky.

- Who's pumpkin? - [Kendra] Perfect.

Cause I didn't wanna work with Victoria or Abhora

'cause last time we worked together I went home.

(Abhora laughs) (Victoria oohs)

I feel like Victoria's gonna do well because I mean she's

really good visually, but performance wise, Victoria,

I really don't know.

We could sit here all day parsing out

our previous seasons,

but how long have we been waiting

for this chance to come back?

Since I like left off of my season,

I've been wanting to do it again.

Just 'cause I feel like people kept pegging me

as like top three or whatever. You know.

Um, yeah. A top third to go home.

You wanna elaborate on that?

[Kendra] I just said what I said.

What do I have to elaborate on?

Well, you know, I mean, I think there's a reason

people pegged me as the top three before the season came out

because of my awesome looks and you're dressed

here looking basic.

My what?

You're dressed here looking basic.

And what do you look like girl?

A moon? You look like a moon with a toilet.

Yeah my outfit came off.

A moon with a toilet.

I'm gonna sit on you. Be quiet.

- It's art. - Toilet bowl.

At least it's something interesting.

Toilet bowl.

At least is giving something, girl.

It's giving me teletubbies on a toilet bowl.

[Yovska] You know what's funny.

'Cause I can't even say anything about yours specifically.

- [Kendra] You can't. - [Yovska] There's nothing.

Because there's nothing to point out.

There's nothing there.

'Cause you in a toilet bowl.

When you get at least a quarter

- of the same followers. - You're really cool!

I have, maybe you can say more.

[Kendra] I think if we on the same show Mama,

and you went home third on your show too.

Boop, boop. So flush your toilet. Bloop, bloop, bloop.

Boop. Done.

Teletubby toilet has to be shared

across the entire internet.

I have to give it to Kendra for that read.

Toilets are filth girl,

I'm giving filth I'm giving Dragula.

So Erika, how do you feel about working with Abhora?

You look really excited Abhora.

Yeah, I love TV.

You look really excited. (Laughs)

Yeah, like I'm not thrilled that it's like not

standing or like its, we're sitting down,

but it's all about the song that we're given

and how we camp it up and I know how to camp it up.

And what you do on that couch.

Now that I think about it, maybe we should,

we should have put me and HoSo on the couch.

[Kendra] Ooh!

Ugh. Can we keep it professional please?

I hope Erika and Abhora can manage to work together well

considering their history with each other. But we'll see.

All right ladies, now we that we have our parts.

It's time to break up to each of our groups

and talk about what we're going to do.

Rehearse something. (cast murmuring agreement)

I know you're gonna be, You could sit right here,

bitch you're the host.

Keep an eye on us. Mama.

Go buy the candy.

[Erika] Host us honey.

(cast laughing and talking)

(cast continues laughing and talking)

It's been a while since we've seen each other.

So like nobody's rehearsing.

Everybody's just talking shit and catching up.

Ahem.

- Can I ask you something? - [Astrud] You may.

Oh my God.

- What's going on with them now? - I don't know.

[Evah] I know they look like they're plotting,

to be honest.

Clearly they're forming an alliance.

I'm not gonna be the one, but I will be the one.

I think they're forming an alliance.

I definitely do see an alliance between us three.

I mean, why not?

So how are, how are things going with you and Astrud?

You know, we've never been...

We've never hid it.

Not, not a lot of rehearsing's getting done today.

Okay. So what happened was, I moved to New York City.

You're just like, a do-wop kinda dance.

Yeah, something like that.

[Victoria] No. Literally though,

I love everyone here. There's not one person I don't like.

Literally. That's so funny.

You know it's hard in New York.

It's a difficult fucking city.

None of these beasts have any excuse

not to know any of the words.

Exactly.

If somebody trips up on that, like, it'll be sad.

I've just been harboring a resentment towards you

for a very long time.

So are you gonna change?

I'm sitting here wearing nothing? I'm like

and you're wearing a toilet bowl.

We are not getting no fucking rehearsing done you guys.

Nothing. Nothing.

You know when we first met,

like there were definitely like,

I felt an attraction. Is that attraction is still there?

- It is for me. - No.

Kids are cruel. They really are.

Someone's got a little friction.

(cast talking)

(Melissa sips tea)

Ah, love a good tea. (Melissa laughs)

All right everyone, it's time for us to go home.

Freshen up 'cause we have a long day tomorrow.

Yes - Let's throw a party.

Halloween party coming soon. Hey!

You stink. Oh my God.

[Koco] Get away from me. You stink, bitch!

(ominous music fades out)

(clock ticking)

(faint laughing)

(intense music)

[Melissa] So yesterday we didn't get a chance to rehearse

because we were talking shit.

But I know that today

it's time to rehearse and get the shit together.

We didn't really get much time to rehearse

yesterday did we?

When was, when was group rehearsal?

When we were chatting.

You mean our gossip session?

I feel ready. I think it's gonna go really well.

Why don't we get a taste of what

- y'all put together? - [Abhora] A 5, 6, 7, 8!

Go ahead, Melissa.

Today we have to get as much work done as we possibly can

because yesterday got away from us.

After the bucket my eyes feel nicely exfoliated.

Who do you think here is the, the trade of the season?

Do you wanna see my tattoo still?

I mean, hell yeah!

(cast cheers)

Aww, I tried.

I see that you have an Abhora tattoo

- of your face. - [HoSo] So. Abhora,

drew a portrait of me and I got that tattooed

and this is actually a heart that Abhora tattooed on me

and the first tattoo that I've ever given

was on Abhora when I gave her a heart.

That's gay as hell.

[Koco] It's kind weird.

I personally wouldn't get somebody that I don't at least

love tattooed on me.

I have a tattoo of Abhora on my ass as well. Big deal.

I wish I could get rid of it.

Oh my God, it's that bitch.

[Yovska] Fuck off.

I need a little bit of clarification because I feel like

there's something going on here.

Girl, they're obviously like...

Between you and HoSo, Abhora and HoSo, like.

I'm single. HoSo is not single.

We live in different countries, we're both super busy.

I am ready for any opportunity in which I get to express

my love with this person.

But obviously I'm not down on one knee for HoSo

because it's just not practical.

Okay, well I wanna know

about the entanglement between the three.

[Melissa] Abhora.

[Kendra] Cause y'all chipper and shit.

[Abhora] I mean look, I,

I don't know if HoSo wants to do this or not,

but I confess to her that I have a deep,

deep admiration for her talent and her face

and her mind and her body.

From our interactions together

I get absolutely no inclination

that she feels the same way about me.

I've taken her on many romantic trips and endeavors

and she was just staring on her phone the entire time.

[HoSo] Oh, that's not what, okay.

I remember it a little differently.

I mean if I was on a date with Abhora,

I'd be on my phone too, girl.

[Astrud] I did not know that HoSo and Abhora

went on a date. But I don't like the idea of it

being Abhora, only because Abhora

tends to treat me like shit because she's jealous

of our relationship.

This stinks of a mess already.

I don't know what you're talking about

when I returned none of that back because

I've also told you that you were

literally my idol when it comes to art and-

That doesn't necessarily mean

you have romantic feelings for me.

The bitch got a whole tattoo a you.

I don't know what that means

because I never get a DM from you.

I never get a message.

- No, that's not true. - Do you know how busy

- this bitch is? - I called you multiple times.

This is why I did not want to do this.

I would like to talk to you privately about it,

- Oh absolutely. - But I do not think

that this is like the appropriate place.

- [HoSo] Oh absolutely. - [Abhora] to handle

probably one of the most important relationships

in my life.

It's a complicated situation.

I don't think anything could come of it,

and just her

general demeanor

leads me to think she may not

even be interested.

I cannot stand to be without you

and I cannot stand to be near you.

These are really sacred feelings to me.

And this goes beyond whatever petty drama

- you think this is. - [HoSo] Yeah, no.

I agree. I agree with you.

We asked a question.

All you have to do is say that.

I feel like their relationship is weird.

It, it doesn't make sense to me.

Abhora loves HoSo but HoSo don't love Abhora

but HoSo loves Astrud.

So it's like a fucked up triangle right now.

I'm, I'm done.

[HoSo] Oh, yeah, no I absolutely-

Well, anyway, so.

[HoSo] I definitely feel bad that Abhora

has a lot of frustrations when it comes to me

not reciprocating a lot of the feelings

that she has towards me. I dunno. Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

How's the Ouija board girls going?

Oh, we're great. We're vibing, we're having fun.

We're ready to summon the spirits. Have some little,

- little shimmy, shimmy. - [Kendra] Okay choreo.

- They already got that. - Little gitchy, gitchy.

- Choreo down! - Yeah, yeah!

Going into this challenge with HoSo.

We got this in the bag.

But can we talk about the pumpkin carving?

It's gonna be so cute.

Me and Victoria are gonna eat as the pumpkins.

I feel like I have the most challenging role

of watching TV.

[Abhora] But do you think that hosting might be a bit too

difficult for somebody who's so amateur

about hosting parties?

What about me is amateur?

You can try and throw shade at me about that.

But when, I wanna see you host a drag show for four years.

Well, I'd like to see you... pull your pants down.

What?

Oh, well that, there it is. Right there.

[Kendra] I guess that answers that.

Can we have some disinfectant for the table please?

Ew.

I appreciate your confidence in me.

I hope you do too.

[Astrud] Thanks.

[Yovska] not this...

It's really, really wonderful and-

So genuine.

I'm surprised to see what Astrud's gonna do by herself.

She is the host and has to drive this whole train

and she can't even drive this relationship.

I think we're going with the more sixties vibe of the song.

So it's gonna be very supreme. It's very nightmare girls.

Very punch you in the face with this

muthafuckin' choreography.

Banging that pussy on the the muthafuckin' floor!

- Bam! - A boom boom cat. A boom cat.

Wait Erika, didn't you wanna be in the dance group?

Yeah, but now that I like have had a chance

to like think about the TV. I think it's gonna be great.

Erika, the reason why I gave you that sitting down part

is 'cause I asked you if you're gonna turn it out

and you gave me an attitude about it.

So the reason why I gave it to you is 'cause

you wanna be a smart ass with me?

I'm gonna give it right back to you.

That's why I gave you a sitting down part.

I'm not gonna apologize for giving you an attitude.

I wasn't deliberately giving you-

I'm not expecting you to do that

'cause I wouldn't do that either.

I don't think I was giving Melissa attitude.

I think I was just speaking passionately.

I am not gonna let anyone walk over me this season at all.

For three years I've listened to you talk.

By choice, but now we gotta get to work.

I'm so done with her. Get to work.

Yeah bitch, let's go to work.

I have a party to host.

(Abhora imitates music)

(soft spooky music)

[Victoria] My inspiration was classic black and orange

Halloween pin striping.

I've used spray paint and fabric paint and for my head.

I sculpted a full pumpkin head on a mold of my head

that I have laying around and I cast it in latex and foam,

all the seeds are real.

And I did some cob webbing and latex with some paint

to get it that lovely slimy texture

with some gloss to give it that really wet look.

So I'm gonna be fully consumed by pumpkin-ness.

[Koco] I pulled inspiration from

one of my favorite characters and that is the mummy.

I thought I'd just run with it.

I'm using white four way stretch vinyl to create the

bandaged effect.

It's not hard to sew together.

It is just a pain in the ass sometimes

if you don't know what you're doing.

If white vinyl were to touch red vinyl,

you now have pink vinyl. Had to learn that the hard way.

Now the presser foot on it pulls it itself.

So really I can just.

(sewing machine hums)

Oop.

And then when it's done you gotta close the stitch

'cause you don't want all your work to be undone.

Even though we are the mummy. So it's kind of okay.

And then boop. And then don't look 'cause I fucked up.

(cast laughs)

This is a learning experience.

So what you don't wanna do is let go of the material.

I cannot, I cannot stand you.

[Astrud] My inspiration for this look

is a vintage Creature From the Black Lagoon, sea monster.

I'm using a combination of foam armor pieces

that I have sculpted and heat set myself.

Airbrush paint to get these beautiful combination of colors

and then rhinestones everywhere and stippling with paint

to get a sort of creature-like

or like underwater animal effect.

My favorite part is actually

the sculpture of the head piece,

which I'm gonna wait to show on the Floorshow.

It's really beautiful and glamorous and fashion

and sculptural and I can't wait to show it off.

I am so excited to be by myself for a team challenge

this time. Love you Sigourney,

but I am a solo diva.

It's my fault. It's my fault for letting you

control me.

[Abhora] The most admirable thing

my stepfather ever did for me was he gave me

the Unexplained Mysteries book,

which really inspired me

with all the cryptids and creatures inside of it.

I'm incorporating the spooky silhouette

of the dark mask and just putting these reflective vinyls

on a ping pong ball.

When you are applying a vinyl to a curved surface,

you wanna make these little orange slice football shapes

and then you just apply them and it lays pretty smooth.

I kind of had this brilliant idea to make it a meta costume.

So it's, it's kind of what you see is what you get.

But you don't know that you're gonna get it till you get it.

Get it?

Okay. (Laughs uncomfortably)

(peaceful electronic music)

[Victoria] We have so much to do.

We have rehearsal and we have to just figure out

what the choreography's gonna be for our performance.

It's gonna be a fun busy day.

(Kendra, Koco, and Melissa wordlessly singing)

Long finger nails, - Long finger nails,

- My clothes a disgrace. - My clothes a disgrace.

We could like shoot a glance and then like.

[Erika] And then we turn back to the camera.

Just so we're not confused.

Let's just keep it all to me first.

All to you first, yep.

I personally think my team is doing fucking great.

We gonna see how it pans out.

Do it like four times, right?

Yeah, four times.

[Erika] So like remote probably first, right?

Yeah.

Then I met a teenage angel - You know,

I actually, I actually wanted to pause real quick.

Okay. And just like

talk about what happened earlier.

- Yeah. - With Abhora.

Yeah, go ahead.

Because like I'm actually more surprised

than I thought I was that she's here in general.

Hmmm... me too

'cause her and I kind of had a talk

like a couple months ago

where she wasn't really sure like even where she stood

with Dragula. Minds can change, but at the same time,

I think just the overall energy is weird.

I'm not sure of the Abhora

that I'm competing with right now.

I just don't want her to think that she has to play a game

with me just because she's in this environment.

Right now. I trust her to make the right decision

with the relationships and how she handles herself.

I need to know where her head is.

- Yeah. - So we're not playing games

with one another.

I'm honestly shocked to see Abhora here

because she told me in the past that she just wasn't sure

if she wanted to continue with Dragula.

All right fuckers.

- Jesus shit fuck. - [Abhora] Let's get going.

- [Victoria] All right. - [Evah] All right.

Let's go. Okay.

(exciting electronic music)

Bye.

Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

(electronic music ends) (lightning crashes)

(sand whooshing) (lightning crashes)

(spooky music starts)

All right, Floorshow day. Woo!

Time to die.

[Astrud] It is the day of the Halloween house party

and I am ready to be the host with the most.

So Victoria, are you nervous

about this performance challenge?

Honestly, no.

We were in the bottom two last performance challenge.

That means Kendra and Victoria,

you are both up for extermination tonight.

Well that was.

A performance challenge?

Yes. But remember who didn't show up for the rehearsals.

I mean you did go home

during the performance challenge, Kendra.

[Kendra] I did, I did.

[Evah] Say performance challenge one more time.

Performance challenge.

It's a performance competition.

Can y'all shut up and let me,

- and Victoria talk for once? - I'm even raising my hand

over here and shit.

Well we weren't finished talking.

Shut up bitch.

[Yovska] You shut up.

Well this time, Victoria has a good teammate.

(Kendra and cast oohing)

Not to say Kendra was a bad teammate.

[Koco] Speaking of good teammate,

what episode did you go home on, Yovska?

The same one as you.

Ooh - I didn't fuck up

the performance challenge.

Well you didn't make it to the performance challenge,

That's why you didn't fuck it up.

(cast oohs)

Can't fuck up something you didn't make it to?

I fucked up a performance challenge.

- You fucked up the word too. - You fucked up right now.

- I mean, I wouldn't know. - I made top three. So.

[HoSo] Aww. (Cast laughing)

And also speaking as somebody who won

both of their performance challenges in my season.

I think that HoSo and I will be just fine.

- I think so too. - [Evah] Yeah.

I trust us, yeah.

I'm not jealous.

I'm with my perfect teammate. We are in total sync.

[Koco] Honestly, when it comes to team challenges,

it really helps to not fucking hate the person

you're working with.

[Abhora] I disagree.

I think the chemistry is great.

[Astrud] I think that Abhora and Erika

are gonna kind of crash and burn

because Abhora is gonna be in her own world

doing her own thing and Erika's gonna be clinging on

for dear life.

Sis. Okay, so quick question.

So what's the thing between you and Victoria?

Like are you guys good?

[Kendra] I'm gonna be honest.

I feel like the anger is more on me, on my side

because ultimately I went home,

she didn't go home.

You know what I mean? So yeah, I do feel some,

I've felt some type of way for years.

It'll be cool because I feel like.

Victoria's such a fucking strong competitor.

Like me, you, Koco?

We're like fucking fierce as fuck together.

So I think we were to have someone with that brain of hers,

'cause you never know.

She could be a good alliance to our group.

True.

I know it's gonna be hard to sabotage Victoria,

but I think it'll be better to bring her to our group.

You never know what's gonna happen.

Like she could be part of our alliance

that we have going on.

It'll be as sick ass group. Periodt.

I think you guys should definitely have a talk together.

We'll have, we'll have a moment.

Do it right now.

We'll have a...

Do it right now.

- I don't wanna talk to her. - Go. Do it now.

Do it now. Go.

[Kendra] I just feel like imma cuss her are out.

[Melissa] No, just hey, keep it cool,

you know like just drop it.

[Kendra] Not gonna walk all the way over there

- just to talk to Victoria. - [Melissa] Yes.

I feel like Melissa's asking me to make up with Victoria

because I know Melissa likes Victoria and Melissa likes me.

Well, let me say that again.

I know Melissa likes Victoria and Melissa LOVES me

so she doesn't want it to be drama.

Even though it is.

[Melissa] Madre de dios.

Be Jesus.

[Kendra] Okay, we need to talk. Let's talk girl.

I feel like there's an elephant in room between us.

Do you feel that way? Be real.

[Victoria] I really, I don't feel like that.

I honestly love you gal. We were literally.

[Kendra] No, I'm being for real, for real.

[Victoria] No seriously.

I just feel, I feel like y'all played me.

I'm gonna be real.

- [Victoria] Played you? - [Kendra] Yeah.

[Victoria] Why? You never told me this.

I was mad at you forever.

I didn't know that Kendra had all these feelings

still from season two. I honestly thought we hashed out.

I felt on my season that my whole team

threw me under the bus and Victoria drove the bus.

Okay. We had two practices

and what we did on stages is exactly what we practiced.

Am I right, am I wrong?

I wish you practiced not to lose your wig twice.

You should practice

not busting your seams on your pants, bitch.

And I'm sorry, you shouldn't have been messaging me.

Victoria should have been 'cause she was the captain.

She drove this train that I was unprofessional.

She drug my name through the mud. She doesn't think she did,

but she did.

All her little fans are gonna hate me again.

And I just wanna bury the fucking hatchet.

- [Victoria] No, please. - [Kendra] Cause I'm finally-

- Good for you. - [Kendra] 'cause I know

it sounds really petty.

But I hated you for years.

I mean you always hate the girl that sends you home.

Let's be real.

[Victoria] I think I might have had

a little am, amnosity?

- Animosity. - [Victoria] Animosity, words.

(Kendra and Victoria laughing)

I apologize for that.

That was wrong of us. I'm sorry.

Well I now, I have no feelings.

No hard feelings towards you.

[Victoria] Same.

Talking with Kendra really like opened my eyes

and gave me more understanding to how she was feeling

after season two. So I'm happy we were able to fix that.

[Kendra] All I needed was an apology and I got it.

At the end of the day,

we both came to the conclusion that she loves me.

So we're friends.

I wanted to beat your lil ass up for a minute.

Oh I know.

Kendra!

(cast laughs)

Hug it out, hug it out, come on.

We're sisters now,

we're gonna be on the next group challenge together.

But I love you. I do, I love you.

Yes!

(cast claps and cheers)

I'm happy for Kendra and Victoria to put everything aside,

you know, be friends again.

And it's all thanks to me.

Speaking of people, we were surprised to see here, Abhora.

I definitely was.

Even though I acted like I wasn't. I definitely was.

But you were. But you weren't.

- [Evah] Pretty shocked. - But you were.

But you weren't.

- But you were pretty sure. - But you weren't totally sure.

But I gotchu.

I'm a slap the shit out of Abhora.

Are you mad?

- No. - [Abhora] No?

I'm not mad, no.

But I see you.

Well, can we see this? Shit.

The fuck does that mean?

[Astrud] There are feelings being felt.

Y'all screwing too?

[Melissa] I don't know what's going on

with Evah and Abhora.

And that's because they're not part of our alliance.

That's why.

[Erika] I do feel like because Evah and Abhora

have such a history together, that Abhora really does

lean on Evah for support.

I'm really trying to stay out of it

and just stay focused on the Floorshow.

I've got your back.

Does that sound like an alliance?

[Erika] Yeah. I'm confused what's going on there?

[Evah] It is not important to this moment right now.

I need to get my fucking head in the game. Truly.

I just want to know if Abhora and I

are just on the same page

going into this competition together.

Kendra, I have to say

I kind of admire the way you ate me up

with the toilet bowl comment.

I can't stop thinking about that.

Okay, so after I said that,

did you actually look at your costume and be like,

you know what? I do look like a toilet bowl.

(upbeat electronic music)

(upbeat electronic music continues)

(upbeat electronic music continues)

(discordant bell rings)

- Oh fuck. - Aw shit.

(cast chattering)

[Swanthula] Attention competitors.

(bell dings) (cast swearing and exclaiming)

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

[Swanthula] The Floorshow

is about to begin. (cast exclaiming and cursing)

Please make your way to the main stage.

(bell dings)

(lightning crashes)

™ª "Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

(intense music continues)

(music fades)

(harsh electronic beats)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(harsh electronic music continues)

(music builds)

(drums crashing)

Hello uglies. Welcome to the Underworld,

and to the first Floorshow of the Boulet Brothers'

Dragula: Titans.

Tonight we've challenged our monster drag artists

to choose classic Halloween costumes

and conceptualize and create updated reinterpretations

of their traditional looks.

After finishing their costumes, they're going to a party,

(evil laughter)

Our Halloween house party.

Where they must choreograph a lip sync performance

with partners that have been assigned to them

against their will. Of course.

(Boulet Brothers laughs evilly)

Here to help us judge this momentous Floorshow

is the Mistress of the Dark herself,

the one and only Cassandra Peterson.

Better known to us all as... Elvira.

Cassandra darling, welcome to our haunted house.

This is like my worst nightmare. In a good way.

I can't think of a more perfect challenge

for you to join us in judging.

So thank you for being here.

You're welcome. I can't think of one either.

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

And our next judge is celebrated filmmaker

and the director of the upcoming Haunted Mansion film,

the dashing Mr. Justin Simien.

Justin, thank you so much for being here.

Thank you so much for having me.

This is an absolute hell hole.

Heed this warning,

Our spirits will materialize only if you remain

safely seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs

inside the ride.

Ooh. Okay. I'm gonna be good this time.

The clock is about to strike the midnight hour.

So without further ado.

Let's dim the lights.

Start the music.

And let the Floorshow,

begin!

(lightning crashes)

(wind blowing)

(wind blowing)

(creature growling)

(record player clicking)

(record scratch)

(doorbell dings)

(horse neighing)

(growling)

(chimes shimmering)

(rattlesnake rattling)

(faint screaming)

(wings flapping)

(monster roaring and laughing)

(sniffing)

(wolf howling) (sniffing)

(wolf howling)

(do-wop music)

(deranged screaming)

(electricity crackling)

(music continues)

(creature rumbles)

(record scratch)

™ª ("I Was A Teenage Monster") ♪

♪ I was a teenage monster ♪

♪ ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ I was a teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ A horrible teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ 80 pounds of phlegm, all over my face ♪

♪ Long finger nails, my clothes a disgrace ♪

♪ Ah huh huh ♪

♪ Then I met a teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

™ª A beautiful teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

™ª She looked at me once ♪

♪ Then she looked again ♪

♪ She said I looked like something ♪

♪ The cat dragged in ♪

♪ Ah, huh, huh ♪

♪ She made me cut my hair ♪

♪ Scrub my face ♪

♪ Made me a member of the human race ♪

♪ Mirror, mirror, look and see ♪

♪ Is that a clean-cut peek of me ♪

♪ Teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ Until I met a teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

™ª She took her lips, and mixed them with mine ♪

♪ Then up in smoke went old Frankenstein ♪

♪ She made me cut my hair ♪

♪ Scrub my face ♪

♪ Made me a member of the human race ♪

♪ Mirror, mirror, look and see ♪

♪ Is that a clean-cut peek of me? ™ª

♪ Teenage monster golly gee ♪

♪ I was a teenage monster ♪

♪ Ba-oh, ooh, ba-oh, ooh ♪

♪ Till I met a teenage angel ♪

(angelic voice sings)

™ª She took her lips, and mixed them with mine ♪

♪ And up in smoke went old Frankenstein ♪

♪ I was a teenage ♪

(record scratch)

(lightning crashes)

(spooky electronic music begins)

(electronic music continues)

(electronic music continues)

(ghostly howling)

(forlorn piano music) (wind whooshes)

Well, welcome to Hell!

Truly. I do love it here though,

but it's always the same complaint. It's too hot.

You know, I thought we were supposed to wear

comfortable stuff this year.

What? Haha, what happened?

I don't know. This is not comfy,

I thought we were gonna wear like baggy things

and like big wigs and be like comfortable.

Whatever. I guess we're not.

Okay. So listen,

let's just do what we always do and take it out on them.

Let's do it.

Let's start with our nightmare girls.

- Okay. - I thought that

was a really cute little moniker they came up with.

What wasn't impressive was the lip sync because it seemed

only Melissa really knew it.

[Dracmorda] Really? I thought Kendra

knew it pretty well too.

My eyes kept getting drawn to Melissa,

so I thought she was the strongest of the group.

Kendra's strength to me was her performance.

She did the toaster oven.

[Swanthula] Oh, so great.

[Dracmorda] I guess the look,

maybe it could have been a little bigger,

a little more exaggerated.

Let's talk about someone else who suffered from

like a smallness in their look was Koco.

[Dracmorda] Maybe this was just a little bit

of an off night for them.

I think they cracked under the pressure tonight.

I do too.

Let's go to the next group. Our pumpkin carvers.

Pumpkins. I loved the pumpkin.

- [Swanthula] How adorable. - This was so demented.

I loved watching it.

[Dracmorda] Victoria to me stole the show.

The silhouette was gorgeous. Her performance was good.

I mean, she kind of nailed the challenge.

Her hair looked good, her nails looked good.

She's not going anywhere. Not tonight!

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

I think that Yovska looked really great too, actually.

[Swanthula] And she served us three pumpkins in one look.

[Dracmorda] That's right.

Oh, and also I was happy to see Kendra and Victoria

kind of make up and mend their fences a little bit.

I wonder how long that will last.

I mean, Victoria's been there knocking for years.

Yeah, and finally Kendra's decided to answer the door.

Okay, let's move on to HoSo and Evah.

[Dracmorda] Evah was fantastic.

They were very sexual with their interpretation

of the devil. And it was kind of Evah unhinged, right?

When I saw the little pitch fork cigarette extender.

- That was so fabulous. - [Dracmorda] I agree.

I mean, I want that. Well, I'm not a smoker, but if I was,

I would smoke it with a pitch fork.

[Dracmorda] I thought HoSo was great too.

I mean that was HoSo's version of a pirate.

Part of the challenge was, reinterpret a classic look,

but make sure we still see your drag in it.

And I think they did that effectively.

[Swanthula] I think you're right.

And HoSo's lip sync was on point.

So let's move on to Abhora and Erika.

I had no idea what Abhora was supposed to be.

Exactly. Thank you.

[Dracmorda] What happened?

Like I have no idea what you're supposed to be.

There's a house party happening.

You walk in and you're like, oh, a mummy.

- Frankenstein. - Yep.

A devil.

- What the fuck is that? - [Dracmorda] What is that?

And that should not happen.

If you have to ask,

Oh, what are you supposed to be? Like, you failed.

You failed.

And it's like, are you a mop?

Are you a witch? Like what are you?

I don't know. I mean, really?

Yes. This is strange.

Maybe, maybe Abhora was supposed to be the broom.

Like a witch broom.

[Swanthula] Okay.

- [Dracmorda] The haircut... - [Swanthula] Sure.

Well, if you look at that hair again.

That's wild.

The ultimate fuck up, in my opinion.

They didn't know their lyrics.

- I know. - At all.

Didn't know the song at all.

™ª She looked at me once, then she looked again ♪

♪ She said I looked like something ♪

♪ The cat dragged in ♪.

It was a terrible mess.

How could you come on episode one and not know the lyrics?

So let's talk about Erika. Their lip sync was really good.

Yes, Erika's a good performer

and I think the look was really cute.

It was well executed.

- Maybe not perfect. - [Dracmorda] Yeah.

It definitely wasn't the biggest look in the room,

but I thought she did a solid job.

The look was a little small, right?

Maybe that's it. It was a little cutesy.

But that doesn't necessarily

- bother me. - I liked it.

That's Erika's style. All right,

now let's talk about Astrud.

[Swanthula] Yes.

I was nervous when they were like,

Astrud's gonna be the host. I was like, ooh,

I don't know about that. But,

killed it. Right?

I think that could have been Astrud's death sentence,

but I really think Astrud rose to the occasion.

Absolutely.

Astrud was a great host.

[Dracmorda] Yeah.

Like the campiness and the kookiness

that they performed with actually worked

and lended itself to this challenge,

unlike the Nosferatu Beach Party.

I'm just curious if Astrud wins the challenge this week.

Are they gonna go home next week?

(Boulet Brothets laughing)

That would be amazing.

[Swanthula] Wow.

Astrud is hungry to be here

and I'm really excited to see it.

I'm hungry too.

Me too. My God.

Well, the challenge is over.

The stage is set.

We have some of my favorite judges

that we've had in the history of the show.

Let's do it.

(intense music)

(intense music continues)

Welcome back, ghouls

and thank you all for an incredible first Floorshow

of the season.

I can see you all shiver with antici-

Say it!

Pation.

So let's get started.

Before we begin,

I wanna remind you that we are not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art, and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition

and the challenges we put before you.

Now...

Yovska,

HoSo,

Kendra, and Melissa.

Please slither forward.

(tense music)

The judges felt you scored high marks tonight

and the four of you should be proud

of your performances.

Your souls are safe and you will be spared another day.

But please remain on the stage.

[HoSo] Every time the Boulets tell you to stay on

the stage, something bad's gonna happen.

Astrud,

Victoria,

and Evah.

You were the strongest competitors tonight.

Congratulations to all three of you.

Yes.

The judges felt you were the hottest monsters

at the house party, and we'd like to talk about why.

Let's start with Astrud.

That is fabulous. I kind of named this,

The Creature From The Black Lagoon meets The Shape of Water.

Very beautiful. Those are toothpicks?

Thai rice paper, liquid latex, and toothpicks.

Wow. You must have chopped down a damn whole forest.

You have no idea. My claws are sharp.

[Cassandra] It's a very, very creative take on a trope

that everyone knows and is one of my favorite

personal characters. So brava.

Honey.

The craftsmanship is impeccable.

As the host, you nailed that lip sync.

You were giving me character,

you were giving me story. I mean, I really, I'm blown away.

Thank you so much.

Astrud. How do you feel about being in the top tonight?

I feel wonderful,

but a little hesitant to get too excited.

Scared of a little deja vu?

You know, I might be, maybe.

[Dracmorda] You were great as the host,

you kind of took to that goofy,

campy energy that was required of you

and you delivered it.

I think you rose to the occasion and you did a great job.

The role of the host could have been a death sentence

for the wrong performer,

but you took to it very well and you should be proud

of yourself tonight.

Thank you, thank you so much.

[Swanthula] You're welcome.

Moving on to Victoria.

This is impeccable and what I love about it

is that it's absolutely disgusting

and it's absolutely beautiful and stunning at the same time,

you were also giving me like a whiz Michael Jackson moment,

which I appreciate as well. Head to toe.

Brilliant. Inventive.

Really nailed the assignment.

Thank you so much.

So Victoria, I thought your performance was really strong.

It was just joyous to watch you perform

and I think you basically deconstructed

every element of a pumpkin and turned it into fashion.

[Dracmorda] From the shoes to the skirt,

the silhouette's interesting.

The material's interesting,

like this looks very like runway couture sort of outfit

to me, and I think it's fantastic.

They're right. It, it looked like

Halloween Fashion Week somewhere, not in Paris. Hell.

Halloween Fashion Week in hell. I love it.

I loved your gag when you ripped off the wig and revealed

the slime and the pumpkin seeds on the top.

They looked exactly what comes out of the inside

of a pumpkin. It was just brilliant.

Thank you so much.

Let's talk about Evah.

Honey. Drag me straight to hell.

Oh, gladly.

Oh my God. Not only did you nail the assignment,

but the twist and the turns,

the big costume reveal was amazing.

And you know, I love a chest hair or two on my queens honey.

And so the way that you have incorporated the body hair,

but also what came from you as a character,

as a performer was exciting.

Thank you so much.

I mean, your two outfits went together so fantastic.

You definitely have a Joan Crawford thing going on there.

Why smoke one cigarette when you can smoke three at a time?

Yeah. I go through a pack in like a day.

I love it. I would think of this

as your regular look if I were you.

Noted. Thank you.

And I'm such a big fan. Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

What most impressed me was your performance.

You could tell you were feeling it,

you were embodying this she devil persona, and I loved it.

I just thought it was perfect for the Halloween House party.

Thank you. I really wanted to take the approach

with hell is hot, but I feel so much hotter.

[Swanthula] I loved the take on the devil,

but I didn't see a huge variation from the source material.

However, when the dress came off,

she was daddy's naughty little girl.

Thank you. Thank you.

While you all did very well,

Only one of you can be the ghost host with the most

and be declared the winner of the first Titans

challenge of the season.

(tense music builds)

And that monster is...

Victoria Black.

Oh my God! (Cast clapping)

Thank you so much.

Congratulations Victoria, on a historic win.

Oh my God, I'm so excited I won this challenge.

I'm just happy I pulled it off

and the Boulets loved it.

For the rest of our Titans,

we felt that you could benefit from some feedback

from the judges as to why you didn't make it to the top.

We're going to offer you some critique to try and help steer

you in the right direction moving forward.

Koco, we'll start with you.

Okay, so I didn't know what you were first,

but lemme tell you something.

I really didn't care because

the titties are akimbo and also who you are

and your personality shines from the inside out.

And so with The Nightmare Girls, which was super cute,

my eye kept going to you.

I don't know if it hits the assignment, but I'm a fan.

Thank you.

I saw that you tried to choreograph some things,

(angelic singing)

But they didn't quite gel.

I don't blame you guys.

I blamed the fact that there were three people.

I mean, it's harder with three, it's easier with two.

It's really easy with one.

So Koco, if there is any panel of judges

in the world that can appreciate a skimpy sexy outfit,

it is this one right here.

Am I right, Cassandra?

Oh, yes.

Oh yes.

However, if you are gonna wear one yard of fabric,

you need to make sure that every inch of it is correct.

And I feel like this is not correct.

What needed to happen was a little bit more focused

on the detail.

[Dracmorda] Not that the look was bad, it wasn't.

It maybe just was a little quiet

compared to what you normally do

and compared to everyone else on the stage.

But I thought you did great.

Thank you.

So, did not expect to be in the bottom this week.

Super fucking sucks, but I got more to show. So. Hmm.

Moving on to Erika.

How are you doing, Erika?

I'm okay.

Let me tell you something.

You look adorable. I got what the assignment was.

I got what you were giving and I actually thought

that you were really good in the video too.

I felt like maybe conceptually you felt a little anchored,

but you kept trying to make it yours and I appreciated that.

Erika, I think you found this placement by default.

I think the look is adorable. Your lip sync was correct.

The reason that you're here is because

you have the volume here

and you need to just turn it up.

I need to look at you and be excited and say like,

Oh, forget what everybody else is doing.

I wanna look at Erika,

this is good, but I think you're capable of great.

I did love that you did do the little furry chest

with the little fur boots and your makeup

honestly looks like a bat.

There was no question that you didn't hit the assignment,

but I thought there could have been something

a little bit more. I mean, I still like it,

don't get me wrong,

but I just feel it didn't go quite far enough.

I think that you nailed the lip sync.

You didn't really do anything wrong per se.

I think maybe it was just the silhouette looked quiet,

but your makeup looks good, your costume's good.

I think it would be unwise for anyone to underestimate you.

And last, but certainly least, Abhora.

I know we're really going for classic horror tropes

here and I couldn't figure out really what you were.

What? What are you?

I decided to go with like an alien costume.

A what?

An alien costume?

[Cassandra] Aliens. Okay. Yeah.

That just didn't come across.

Just didn't quite get the assignment,

I don't think, unfortunately.

It was such a miss that it wasn't like you were a weirdo

that showed up at the party.

It was like you were an uninvited guest

who just went to the wrong house.

Which is kind of on brand.

Hello, exactly.

I mean it's very Abhora.

[Dracmorda] You really have star power.

You just, I forgot how exciting and unpredictable

and wily you are.

There's really no one else like you in the drag world.

Thank God.

Words right outta my mouth.

You fucking bitches.

- Wow. - I would just say

going forward, don't over think these challenges.

Think about what they are and try to interpret them

a little more literally.

I also think that you didn't know all the words

of the lip sync, which was definitely a problem

'cause it was a lip sync challenge and it's episode one. So.

[Justin] Here's the thing about the queer art.

We have to honor our weird shit inside.

We have to honor that voice always.

But then there's the part where you gotta build a bridge

to other people so that they can get it too.

And I just didn't get it. That's all.

And that's not even a big sin.

I also felt like in the music challenge,

because the lip sync wasn't on point,

you kind of energetically brought your partner down.

[Swanthula] A hundred percent correct.

Because Erika, you were really giving during the performance

and I feel like you were carrying the weight of two.

[Erika] I absolutely was carrying the weight of Abhora.

She did not know the words.

It just didn't feel like she was on the same page as me.

Now this is normally the part

where we would put two of you up for elimination,

but we're so thrilled to have you all back with us

that we refuse to ruin this family reunion personally.

So instead we're going to let all of you ruin it for us.

Each of you will tell us who you feel

performed the weakest this week with the secret ballot.

And the two performers who get the most votes

for being the worst will ascend the Steps of Souls

to the Ghostly Gallery.

Excuse me?

And one of you will be cast back down into

oblivion.

Oh my god.

[Melissa] This is fucking crazy.

Good thing I have that alliance, honey.

It's gonna come in handy.

[Swanthula] We're going to release you

to The Cauldron where you can enjoy

some SERV Vodka libations while you mull over

your difficult decision.

And after you cast your vote,

you will join us back here on the main stage

to read the verdict.

[Dracmorda] I just wanna warn you,

it's a brand new season and there's gonna be a lot of twists

and turns to come your way.

(Swanthula laughs)

[Kendra] Oh, my God.

(tense music)

(tense music builds)

Oh my gosh, the fact that we have to vote someone

home this week is so daunting.

I don't wanna have to send any of our sisters home.

Listen guys.

I think at the point that we are in this competition,

I think it is in all of our best interest to go with votes

for people who were put, who were in the bottom.

I've come to the conclusion of Abhora

being the worst of the evening.

She was the only one that we didn't know what she was.

I can't just say who I'm gonna fucking vote for

right now because I don't even know right now myself.

[Melissa] We are in a competition. Okay?

I know, I understand you have love for them,

but we have to go by what the judges said

in the, in the runway.

I don't wanna get it twisted

just because her and I have our history.

We also see each other.

And if I have to write her name down,

I fucking will in a heartbeat.

I don't care.

We can sit here all day and say we can, we're gonna vote

fair la-di-da.

But if we wanted to do something different in the back,

someone absolutely can.

Nothing stopping us at all.

[HoSo] Yeah, nothing stopping us.

Except your integrity.

If I find out that anyone

put anyone else's name that wasn't in the bottom,

I'm gonna be pissed.

I feel as though y'all should not vote for me

for the simple fact that messy is a part of who I am.

[Victoria] They want a hundred thousand dollar Titan.

They really want the most elevated shit.

If I wanted to elevate it more, I could have,

but I wanted messy mummy at a house party.

I don't think I should go home because this competition

would be pretty sad without the baddest bitch in it.

I do not think I deserve to get sent down to hell today.

My lip sync was sickening. I was camp.

I don't, I'm not going anywhere.

So it really just comes down to like Koco

and Abhora and Abhora, you were just the least prepared.

I guess I could've listened to the song

a couple more times.

[Kendra] So do you feel like you should go home

over anyone else?

Well.

Since everyone else was prepared

and you just admit that you weren't prepared.

[Abhora] I had one rotten look.

I made some artsy choices and I thought that people

would revel in it and they didn't.

Abhora. I really - [Yovska] It sucked.

Don't want you to catastrophize the situation.

When Astrud starts talking,

I usually just kind of zone out.

Both of your looks lack imagination.

- Excuse you. - No, don't.

[Abhora] I was too imaginative.

I think that both of you did the bare minimum.

Bitch, it's a Halloween house party.

What about it screamed complicated?

They had no idea what you were.

As soon as Abhora started talking,

I tuned the fucking volume all the way down

because it was just dripping with self pity.

It's like, I don't wanna hear that shit.

You need to show us why you want to be here.

[Evah] I'm very disappointed in her behavior.

Quite frankly, I'm just, I'm, I just don't recognize

this person that's in front of me right now.

I just have so much good work coming.

And we don't?

You know, I love you,

but you are gonna get my vote

and it's because I don't know what you are.

I can't believe people are confused about what Abhora is.

She's clearly a feather duster.

Y'all vote with your heart,

but just know without me in the competition

it's going to have a lot less steam.

Girl that was shady as fuck.

Like, bye.

So, so it's because of you this,

this season's gonna be-

It's all about you, aren't you?

Like, top?

[Evah] That sounds so narcissistic.

- It doesn't sound narcissistic. - It is narcissistic.

It is.

At this moment, Abhora has my vote

because she is just being a sore loser.

It's very obvious that Abhora's getting

multiple people's votes and they're making it very clear

that Abhora's getting their votes.

[Astrud] In Abhora's defense. I just wanna say,

bitch when I fucking saw you.

Why is everyone coming to Abhora's defense?

That's what I don't understand.

[Koco] On top of that,

there's three people in the bottom right now.

It's obvious. Y'all only give a fuck about this one.

I feel like HoSo keeps defending Abhora

and I'm not sure why.

[Yovska] You know, like I said,

I think there's a weird love triangle between Abhora,

Astrud and HoSo and it's clear they're,

they're coming to save her girl. They're coming to save her.

When I tell you that everybody jumped

in Abhora's fucking panties

and started sucking her off, I'm over it.

I'm not taking my titty out for her.

That's a grown ass woman. Deal with it.

I'm just trying to defend the human being that I see

over there having a really hard time.

You guys signed up to be here in a competition,

not to fucking be Barney and friends, bitch.

Okay, but like, there were certain comments

being like, Abhora, you're being narcissistic.

Or Abhora, like, there's-

Which was what she said because Erika sat here

and pleaded her case,

didn't put nobody down, so there's a way to do it.

Koco sat there and told us how she would pleaded her case.

Did she put anybody down?

[HoSo] Right.

But she did, correct?

Enough. Enough. I'm gonna go cast my vote.

I'm not even gonna lie,

I'm just such a big fan girl of Abhora

and I'm so excited to see everything she has to offer

to this competition.

I just don't want to see her go home.

(ominous music)

(ominous music continues)

[Yovska] For me, I don't think you should

be lumped in with, you know, the two.

[Erika] I know, I know, I know.

But then if someone decide to be shady,

they're gonna be shady.

And then I can't help it,

and they're trash competitors in my opinion.

I'm voting for Abhora 'cause

she's had the least amount of growth out of all of us.

(tense music)

(tense music builds)

(tense music continues)

(tense music continues)

[Evah] Erika is wearing a onesie with bat wings on it.

I feel like it's correct that she's in the bottom.

Just breathe. You're going to be fine.

I didn't want you to see me this weak.

No, no, no, no.

I just made an enemy out of everyone.

No, no, no, no.

It wasn't your fault.

[Abhora] And now I'm an asshole.

You know I'm a fan.

And, a super fucking fan

and I can't wait to see

every single thing that you brought.

And I need you to be able to show that.

I'm obviously not gonna vote you up.

Well, is that really what you want to do? Like-

Yes. For you? Yes.

That's not fair.

Well, I'm not trying to be fair.

I'm not going to admit it on camera.

I'm not gonna make an enemy for myself

or make myself look unfair.

And I love you, you know that.

(HoSo and Abhora kissing)

There we go.

(gasping)

[Abhora] You just kiss your friends?

[HoSo] If I love them enough.

[Abhora] I just don't...

want to overstep.

I just-

If you're overstepping, I'll let you know.

And I've told you that before.

This is kind of why I'm confused

is because she says that a relationship can't happen.

And then she gave me a kiss.

I don't know what to do with all these pieces.

I don't know what the difference between love and friendship

is with her.

Do what you have to do. Okay?

(tense music)

(Abhora sighs)

(tense music)

(tense music builds)

(tense music continues)

Oh no ma'am. Absolutely not.

That's not gonna work for me.

Baby. It's 2022. Why are we writing with quills?

Give me a pen. Somebody sign this for me.

How do you spell Abhora?

(Koco sighing)

Bitch.

(cast chattering)

Y'all, this is serious. I need silence!

Fuck.

This quill is about to take me out.

Can I just text my vote? Please?

This is disrespectful.

Are you serious?

(nails clicking)

(tense music)

(ominous music)

(shutter clicking)

(bell tolls)

(creepy animal growling)

(ominous music)

Welcome back, Titans.

(lightning crashes)

I have no idea what the fuck is coming.

Like, you are on fucking Dragula.

I know damn well something's about to happen

and it's not gonna be good.

We've tallied all your votes

and it was a very close call.

(tense drumbeats)

Abhora

and Erika,

your siblings have voted to put you both up for elimination.

Mm hm.

These fucking bitches can fuck right off.

[Erika] It feels like shit.

Knowing that they put me there.

I wanna punch them all in the face.

Please ascend the staircase of souls

to the ghostly gallery.

Where your final fate will be decided.

Um, what is going on?

And where one of you

will be dropped into the pit of oblivion

and returned to darkness.

[HoSo] I have no idea what it is about to happen.

And this feels like a scene in a movie.

(tense music)

[Abhora] I'm regretful, I'm scared.

I'm angry. This isn't my life.

It's not supposed to be like this.

[Melissa] Even though I do want Erika to go home,

I do think that Abhora's gonna go home.

She's salty as fuck, and she's rude.

[Evah] I don't know what's gonna happen

to Abhora or Erika,

but this is terrifying right now.

[Erika] Every last one of them who voted for me,

they can all go fuck themselves.

I absolutely do not deserve to be here.

And if any of them go on to win,

they better know that my blood

will forever stain their crown, those fucking assholes.

When I make it through this,

and when the tables turn, they better watch out.

(ominous choir music)

Abhora.

(Abhora screams) (trapdoor opens)

You have been eliminated.

(tense music)

I, I, I just didn't, I did not see that coming.

Was that a fucking trap door?

(Abhora screams) (Kendra laughs)

[Kendra] This is the twist we were waiting for.

- [Erika] Honestly. - Ding-dong, the witch is dead.

I'm glad to have someone that I viewed

as a strong competitor out of the game.

[Astrud] I'm horrified because

what if I made the wrong decision?

Maybe Abhora should have stayed. I don't know.

Erika, you have been spared.

For you and the rest of your fellow competitors,

The Battle of the Titans continues.

(Boulet Brothers laugh) (thunder rumbles)

(laughter echos)

(lightning crashes)

™ª ("Dragula Theme Song") ♪

(screaming)