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RUPAUL: Previously on Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus The World.

You'll brave the elements

in the weather ball.

(Queens cheering)

Have you ever heard of the phrase "Less is more"?

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

It was what I love about drag.

BROOKE LYNN: Condragulations, you're a winner!

Which queen have you chosen to get the boot?

My sister, Anita.

Anita Wigl'it, sashay away.

#

Girl!

RITA: Anita is gone, and I'm gonna miss her,

but I feel grateful to have another shot.

"To my queens, you can visit Down Under any time.

Come and go as you please,

but know that you will always have a place in my heart."

QUEENS: Aw.

She was the first light that I saw.

Her energy was radiating, so she's gonna be

definitely be missed.

Well, I'm just gonna go ahead and crown her congeniality,

and I'ma give her 500 Canadian dollars.

(Queens laughing)

RA'JAH: Okay, she's gonna wipe off

this motherfuckin' mirror, bitch.

Get it. Come on then.

- Let's take a seat. - RA'JAH: Okay.

VICTORIA: Yes, please.

SILKY: I hope my coochie ain't out.

VICTORIA: Oh, I hope it is.

(Laughing)

Look, bitch, you deserve this. I'm so excited for you.

You rewrote your history with winning a design challenge.

- Bitch, okay. - RA'JAH: Okay.

But let's not forget to give Victoria her praise,

'cause, bitch, that was a sickening lip synch

y'all had put on.

- Y'all had put on a great show. - SILKY: Okay!

Rita, how are you feeling, darling?

I'm feeling better now.

In two seconds, I think I went from scared,

anxious, to a crying baby.

I never cry.

Never, never, never, but it was tears of joy and relief.

The first time around, I didn't have any emotions,

but now, I'm having all the emotions.

I'm thankful. Thanks to you for--

Don't be thankful to me.

Thank Anita, because Anita sent herself home.

It's, to me, it seemed like she knew what time it was.

So, I'm just fulfilling your destiny.

- You put it out there. - (Queens laughing)

What did you do?

Well, I'll tell you it rhymes with "ita".

(Queens laughing)

Which one? Which one is it?

- Anita. - Okay.

Same reason.

She had already stepped out and clocked out.

- And you had fire left. - Thank you.

- I love you so much. - I love you.

- I love you all so much. - RA'JAH: Okay.

I'm so happy that you're still here.

I'm happy there's another Canadian.

There's been enough Canadians gone.

I think Rita needs to step her game up

a little bit.

She doesn't have a win, and Canada needs another win.

VANITY: I came here for competing with the best,

and I think us sitting on this couch here are the best.

Do you know? We've all been in the top.

Now.

Ooh, now since you said we've all been the top, so far,

we've been voting very fairly.

How do we feel like we're gonna start making decisions?

Now, y'all have come to the real competition.

If the girls are being strategic,

this is where it's gonna start.

This competition is so fierce. It's on.

Top six, hoes.

- (Queens cheering) - Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Everyone's got to go.

There's only one spot for the queen, and that is me.

Hey, um, now let's get out of this drag.

Come on, now.

VANITY: There is no way you are holding me back this time.

Period. (Laughing) Listen.

I just had a sip of coffee and the Jesus spirit's

kinda hit me, girl.

(Queens laughing)

Won't He do it? Yes, He will.

Yes. Come on, Jesus!

Ooh! Oh, catch the spirit.

Sorry. (Laughing)

- Woo! - (Engines revving)

# D-D-Drag Race #

RUPAUL: The winner of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus The World receives a cash prize

of $100,000.

With Traci Melchor,

Brad Goreski,

and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

With tonight's extra special guest judge,

Gary Janetti.

# May the best drag queen, best drag queen win #

(Tires squealing)

#

- Woo! - We made it.

The competition is really heating up.

Everyone is stepping their game up,

so it's going to be a fight to the end.

RA'JAH: It's a new day in the Werk Room.

I ain't gon' let--

I'm not goin' let last week hold me back, bitch.

You and Icesis was safe and...

I still don't agree.

Not that I don't agree with you guys winning.

I just think that between me and Ra'Jah,

one of us should have also had a top position.

VICTORIA: There's a little bit of tension in the room.

It seems some people might be

a little bit butt hurt that they weren't in the top.

I'm excited for you all to have watched

because my runways were 10 out of 10.

RA'JAH: I'm not saying that,

you know, you didn't deserve the top position.

I'm just disappointed in myself.

Being safe is not a bad thing, but I'm comin' for the win.

I'm comin' for the mini challenge.

I'm comin' for the medium challenge.

I'm comin' for the small challenge.

I'm comin' for the extra-large.

I'm goin' for the motherfuckin' gold, okay?

It's over now. I wanna burn that dress.

I never want to see it again.

We gotta do sustainable fashion, boo-boo.

- (Siren wailing) - (Queens cheering)

Come on! Challenge time.

RUPAUL: O Canada!

She done already done had herses.

- Ladykins. - Hi!

RUPAUL: Please humour me

as I give you a little piece of advice.

It's time to stand up for what you believe in

because, trust me,

becoming the queen of the motherpucking world

is no joke, Boo.

- RA'JAH: Okay. - VANITY: It's no joke, Boo.

- They want a little comedy. - Another one.

- Well, hello, queens! - QUEENS: Hello!

- You better have my colour on. - (Queens laughing)

Drag has become a billion dollar industry.

And you know what? I want a piece of the pie too.

So I've designed an app that's going to bring drag fans

closer to their drag idols.

I call it Queenie Vids.

For today's mini challenge,

you'll record personalized messages

that your fans will cherish forever.

You'll have 20 minutes to get into influencer quick drag.

Then you'll start recording.

Y'all ready for some fan service?

- Let's do it. - Go!

#

Just runnin' like crazy people.

I guess I didn't have to go so hard on the blush, bitch.

Well, hello, Silky.

Hi!

Come on in and have a seat.

Well, you have so many fans from all over the world

who want messages from you.

- Should we get started? - Sure!

Okay. Here's your first one.

"To: Kenny, From: his boyfriend Justin."

The occasion is the one-year anniversary.

"Can you let Kenny know that Justin is unsatisfied

in the bedroom?

Any advice in spicing up things?"

Okay.

Go.

Hi, Kenny, this is Big Silk with the good milk

from RuPaul's Drag Race.

Happy anniversary, baby!

In the gay world, that's really about 10 years,

but I need to let you know somethin', Kenny.

Justin is a little, um... (Tongue popping)

..unsatisfied in the bedroom,

baby, and I got a few tips for you.

Baby, you better start...

If you wanna keep your man and make it to two years...

(Choking) ..gobble it up, okay?

If you have a bad gag reflex, drink some pineapple juice.

Let me tell you somethin',

my husband is very satisfied in the bedroom with this throat.

- Pineapple juice? - Oh, it works.

You can bring a friend to your bedroom.

Invite people.

"Come on in! Come on in!"

Shall we move on to the next one?

"My boyfriend's got Canadian citizenship.

Can you sing O Canada to celebrate?"

# O Canada! #

# O Canada #

# O Canada to you, O Canada to you #

# For thee #

# True patriot love #

# O Canada! #

# O Canada, O Canada, Oh, let me into #

# Ho! #

Your version of O Canada might be better than the original.

It's the remix, baby!

And here's your last video.

"To: Taylor, From: Her soon to be...

..soon to be ex-wife, Nicole."

- Lesbians. - Oh, thank you so much.

- (Brad laughing) - Representation matters.

"I know she's been cheating.

I found someone else's panties in our bedroom."

Listen, you sneaky fuckin' bitch.

You about to lose yo' woman.

How dare you!

Lesbians, we stick together.

She found them panties in the fuckin' drawer.

Me and Nicole, we know about the panties.

- Bitch, it is over for you. - (Laughing)

I don't want to see you ever again.

Yeah, tell her again, one more time.

You sneaky fuckin' bitch.

(Laughing) Great job, Ra'Jah.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.

- See you later. - Bye!

Queens, you all have a way with words,

but one of you gave great talking head.

(Giggling)

The winner of today's mini challenge is,

- Ra'Jah O'Hara! - Ah!

(Queens cheering and applauding)

Yes, the queen of Queenie Vids!

You've won a fabulous cosmetic collection

from our friends at Anastasia Beverly Hills.

- (Queens cheering) - Ooh, thank you, Anastasia!

Now that we've warmed some hearts,

it's time to tickle some funny bones.

In today's maxi challenge,

you'll be the featured acts at a comedy night for the world.

- Oh! - Ooh!

Each of you needs to write and perform your own comedy routine.

So bring the jokes, folks.

And remember, if it's a thinker,

it's a stinker.

But don't worry.

You'll get some guidance from me,

and an extra special guest, Emmy nominated comedy writer,

and best-selling author, Gary Janetti, my husband.

- (Gasping) - Ooh, my other dad!

(All laughing)

VANITY: Comedy king, an amazing writer.

You ain't gay if you've never watched Will and Grace.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, since you won the mini challenge,

you will be assigning the line-up.

Okay.

# Oh, my God #

Racers, start your engines,

and may the funniest drag queen win!

RITA: Oh, let's go.

Is there any particular position that you guys feel comfortable?

I would love to go first.

I wanna go first too.

Well, if everyone's throwing it out there,

I would have loved to have gone first as well.

VANITY: I wanna go first because I'm really scared

about this challenge, and I just wanna get it over

and done with.

On my season, we did a comedy roast,

and I roasted and burned.

I'll go last.

- All right. - Victoria wants to go last.

VICTORIA: I wanna the lasting impression on the judges,

the 11 o'clock number, the big climax.

Everybody wants to go first. We know that's not gonna happen.

You can put me anywhere. How 'bout that?

- Okay. - If it's good, it's good.

- It doesn't matter where it is. - There you go.

I'm almost feeling like I kind of want to open the show.

- Do it. - You have the power.

So, I think I'm gonna put myself first.

RA'JAH: I'ma get this out my system.

I'ma get the energy right. I'ma get the audience hyped.

We'll follow me up with Vanity Milan.

I'm gonna do Rita, and then we will do Icesis.

We will do Victoria.

And, Silky, I'm gonna put you at the end.

Come on. Push her.

Push a bitch.

- (Laughing) - Are you sure?

Absolutely sure, a hundred percent decided?

- I think I'm decided. - Okay.

I know Silky is funny as Hell to me.

So I feel like Silky'll be a great way to end the show,

and I'll be a strong way to start.

With that being said, let's get to writing some jokes,

ladies and gents.

- Yeah! - Let's do it.

#

How are you feeling with your placement?

- I'm okay with that. - Mm-hm.

Are you satisfied with yours?

I'm the only person that requested to go last,

and, she didn't put me last, for whatever reason.

Looking out for Silky maybe. That's a bit of a motive.

Ra'Jah has not put me last, what I asked for.

I think there might be a little bit of sabotage going on here.

(Sighing) Whoa.

I have never done a comedy challenge,

or a roast on any of my seasons.

I can't wait to get here, with Brad and, um, his husband.

Okay.

So I can get some, like, some pointers.

All y'all know that I'm funny.

However, I have never just written down jokes

on a sheet of paper.

Writing jokes is like a new thing for me.

I personally wanted to get myself out of the way.

- Mm-hm. - Because I'm...

I'm not gonna lie. I'm scared shitless.

The only joke I've written is a love letter to this girl

that I was dating back in the day,

and therein lies the joke.

(Laughing)

- SILKY: Miss Icesis? - Yes?

What you gonna be talking about, ho?

Just, like, my journey after winning Drag Race,

and just the things that I've experienced on the tour--

Oh, so you wanna talk about the people

while you just got the crown? - ICESIS: Uh-huh.

- So they can hate you when you--

BOTH: Oh! (Laughing)

ICESIS: I did find out on my season

that I am a lot funnier than I give myself credit for.

- (Laughing) - I'm fucking good at this.

ICESIS: So I'm just gonna lean into that,

and make them laugh.

#

Brad, when you said you were on Canada's Drag Race,

I thought you were competing.

- No, I'm, like, a judge. - But you could compete.

I don't think so. Hello, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

What up, yo? How y'all doing?

- Good. - Hi, Ra'Jah.

The time has come to get a coaching session

with Brad and Gary.

I'm really excited because he is a legendary comedy writer.

So, let's see what they got to say.

This is very interesting. You're up first.

You know, y'all said that I give good head.

I mean talking head, so I decided to put myself first.

So, you ready to get into them?

- Let's just jump right in. - BRAD: Sure.

I wanted to talk about how I come from a small family.

- Okay. - And I'm an only child.

And sadly, I'm definitely not my mother's favourite child.

(Ra'Jah laughing)

I think you can get a bigger laugh if you flip it.

Okay.

Just say I wasn't my mother's favourite kid,

- and I was an only child. - Right.

So, what other areas do you have?

Well, I wanted to talk about me being single.

Right.

Have you ever had any bad dates?

I have not been on a whole lotta dates.

GARY: Maybe there's something in that.

Uh-huh.

RA'JAH: I'm takin' my notes.

I'm hearin' what you sayin', Gary.

I'm nodding my head, "yes," but I'm shitting a brick.

Don't freak out.

- You're gonna be great. - Thank y'all so much.

- BRAD: Thank you, Ra'Jah. - See ya tomorrow.

- BRAD: Bye, Ra'Jah. - GARY: Bye.

- We'll be ready to laugh. - RA'JAH: Please do.

(Both laughing)

- BRAD: Vanity Milan! - Hello, hello, hello.

Woo, so handsome in this room!

Going into this coaching session,

I'm really nervous.

Public speaking is not something

that I usually do, and hopefully,

with your guidance, I'm able to do that.

- BRAD: Great. - GARY: Okay.

Well, we're excited to hear your material.

London and Canada are similar in many ways,

but they're so different.

Let me give you some examples.

We both have a lot of drag queens,

just in London, we're talented.

(Laughing)

In London, we have thousands of happy sex workers.

But in Canada, you have Jimbo.

Oh. (Laughing)

Those are terrific. Simple, clean.

- Yay! - That area's funny too.

I bet you can kind of stay on that area.

- Oh, there's more. - GARY: Great.

They're laughing. They understand what I'm saying.

I'm feeling pretty confident.

What your instincts are, they're right.

This is shocking to hear because I failed on my season.

So, I'm shocked.

I am loving what they're saying to me,

and just make sure that I am tightening it up.

And, I'm feeling pretty confident about where I am.

She was funnier than I've been on this show.

(Laughing) She was.

- Hello, Rita Baga. - RITA: Hello!

Hello, bonjour, hello.

How do you feel about a stand-up challenge?

I feel good. This is what I do.

But it's also a challenge 'cause it's another language.

Well, let's hear what you got. I'm excited.

Okay, so I wanna start

by creating an on-purpose awkward moment.

Great.

Bonjour, tout le monde. Ça va bien ?

Vous êtes en forme?

Ah, oui, vous êtes beau, vous êtes beau.

Merci, merci d'etre la. Merci, c'est--

Oui, ça va? Oui, qu'est-ce que--

Ah? Okay, English!

The idea of this bit is great. You could really amp it up.

I think it would be funnier

if you talk more quickly in French too.

- Okay. - We should really be lost.

(Blabbering)

I'm hearing words like "merci," and that I recognize,

so it's almost like the audience is trying to understand you.

You want the opposite, that we don't understand you.

And then, when you stop yourself,

I need you to sell every moment of like "Ah!"

- Okay. - Let's go into the next part.

My all time hero is currently here,

and it's you, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Come on, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I can see my future in you. Death is coming soon.

Yes, I know.

If you're gonna go after anybody on the panel,

any of the judges, you have to make sure

you're gonna get a laugh,

because she's heard everything, every single joke.

- Mm-hm, true. - GARY: Yeah.

- Thank you, Rita. - Thank you for your time.

RITA: And I will use the feedback that I got,

and if they're not laughing, I'm gonna get naked and dance.

So, you know, there's always a... a secret weapon somewhere.

The opening idea could work.

Could.

You gave her a lot of direction on it,

so if it's lost, it's on you.

- Hello! - BRAD: Hi, Icesis!

- Hi, hello. - BRAD: How are you?

I'm so good. How are you?

I don't know if Brad told you, but last season, he adopted me,

so it's nice to finally meet my real father.

(All laughing)

What's going to be your kind of approach to this,

your comedy act?

Talking about my experience after winning the crown,

specifically, like, maybe, like, tour life.

Do you have some material you wanna try out for us?

ICESIS: Yes!

Winning Drag Race has been a dream come true.

I have been able to travel the world

and do things that I could only dream of,

like having an actual drag career.

(Laughing)

If you've never been on a tour bus, picture it.

It's just like a funeral home full of decomposing drag queens,

just stacked on top of each other.

- Yeah. - Okay.

There's not a hard punchline there really, so, I mean--

- It feels like half of a joke. - GARY: Yes.

Like it's a part... you're going...

You're taking us on the tour with you a bit, you know,

of what this experience was, but make sure,

you just need to end on a really good joke.

- Okay. - GARY: Just remember, Icesis.

The longer the story goes, the better the expectation is

for the payoff, do you know?

I need to reel it in, and make more punchlines,

instead of more story.

- Bye. - Bye, Icesis.

- BRAD: Victoria Scone! - Hello, darlings.

- Hi! - Hi, Victoria.

This is very awkward, actually, darling.

Lovely to meet you, but I was under the impression

that me and your gorgeous husband

- were dating, so-- - (Both laughing)

What is your approach to your act?

I'm having to sort of have a chat with myself

about how much crudeness I do.

Okay.

I'm just disgusting, if I'm honest.

Well, let's see and we'll tell you if you're being too naughty.

- Yes. - VICTORIA: Okay.

Welcome to my cervix seminar,

an hour "in-depth" discussion on "the ins and outs" of my vagina.

(Gary laughing)

As the saying goes,

"Say what you see, and do what you know."

And by God, do I know my way around a vagina.

- (Laughing) - We don't!

(All laughing)

You will by the end of tonight.

- (All laughing) - Perfect.

They call me The West End Disco Diva with a lot of "spunk."

The spunk is usually on my neck,

but I did wash for you this evening.

I just took a wet wipe to my bits.

(All laughing)

Work on what you've got, and get it tight.

Then, leave yourself the space to play

when you feel comfortable doing it.

Play off whatever you're getting.

And you seem super comfortable with that,

and that's a really great skill to have.

I think you're in terrific, terrific shape.

- BRAD: Thank you. - Thank you.

- I'll see you in the bedroom. - (Brad laughing)

I'm excited to show the judges

a real Victoria Scone experience.

Last week, I came out of my shell a little bit,

but this week, they're getting a full, "open clam."

- BRAD: Hello, Silky. - Hi, how y'all doing?

Do you feel okay about going last

with the material you've come up with?

I'm just gonna tell a little bit of my story,

and hopefully it goes a long way.

Well, let's hear it. I'm excited.

I used to live in LA two years ago, and so did Brooke Lynn.

I show up unannounced to Brooke Lynn's house.

I walk in and she offers me sparklin' water.

(Both laughing)

And my Black ass is like "Now, I know this White bitch

got some Chardonnay, some Pinot Grigio.

How the Hell is she gonna offer my Black ass

some sparklin' water?

'Cause her house is open concept, HGTV,

baby, I was like "Uh-uh, can't do it."

- That was great. - Bravo, Silky.

Really?

In front of two people in chairs, with a notebook,

what you did was really fucking hard to do.

BRAD: Also, your punchlines,

just make sure they're really clear.

Tomorrow there's gonna be a lot of laughter,

- and I wanna make sure... - So we hear them

- and you're hitting them hard. ..that we're hearing them,

and you're taking a beat for the laughter,

- and we're not missing a word. - GARY: Right.

Thank you, guys.

I'm just hopin' that I have enough time to allow the crowd

to take in what I was sayin',

because, bitch, if I don't do it right,

I could be goin' home.

She did it in a way that you kinda can't teach somebody.

- Are you gonna cry? - (Laughing) Tomorrow.

Okay.

#

How is everyone feeling this morning after our coaching

with lovely Brad and Gary?

I definitely have a lot more confidence

in the set that I'm doing.

They've given me a lot of advice,

so I'm gonna apply that and bring it to that stage, henny.

Icesis, what about you, ho?

You about to tell your Drag Race experience,

bitch. Um...

I am definitely feeling some sorta way today.

What? What that supposed to mean?

That means I don't really wanna talk right now.

- Oh, did bitch just say that? - (Laughing)

SILKY: Damn.

VICTORIA: Are you feeling good about still going first?

I am feeling good about goin' first.

I wanna say that I picked myself to go first

- because I was so nervous. - (Sniffling)

I'm sitting in the Werk Room, putting my makeup on,

and I really just can't focus.

There's so much going through my mind

that I can't...

I can't be in the moment right now.

#

RA'JAH: I notice Icesis is...

Like, she's not lookin' the same,

she's not talkin', she's not really saying much.

- You all right, Sis? - I don't think so.

Need a hug?

(Crying) Oh, my God.

Is it somethin' in the competition or is just like...

No, it's just too much for me. I'm just so tired.

- What? - I'm just not into it.

No, sis.

There's just so much going on with me personally

that I just...

I'm trying to keep up, but I don't want to anymore.

Physically and mentally, I... I just... I can't keep up.

And I've just been doing it for so long.

I just need a break for a minute.

And I think I jumped back into it too soon

because I just wanted to be with everybody,

and... and I'm trying, but,

I don't wanna try anymore.

I came and did what I wanted to do,

and I'm... I'm...

I can... I just... (Choking up)

#

You have to do what's best for you

and what you are feelin' in your heart.

And you can't shake the feelin'.

- Thank you. - You gotta take care...

- Thank you. - ..of you first

ICESIS: I have to take my own advice in making sure

that everyone knows that it's okay to not be okay.

And this is literally just me saying, like,

"I'm not okay anymore."

I just need to go home, and I hope everybody understands.

And if you need to take care of you,

the man behind the glamour, take your time.

It's a lot of pressure that we put ourselves under

to be on Drag Race,

and I really want my sister to know that it's okay.

She don't owe us nothin'.

She don't owe y'all nothin' either.

She owes it to herself to make sure that she's okay.

Your drag is valid. Your drag is important.

But your mental health and your sanity

is even more important.

- Thank you. - You okay, baby?

Yeah, I'm gonna go home.

- Hm? - I'm gonna go home.

- What do you mean? - I'm leaving.

Are you sure?

(Crying)

No, no, no, look.

Look. You are so sickening.

ICESIS: I know.

And I've had the honour to be with you.

At the end of the day, this is a sisterhood.

- VANITY: Yeah. - RA'JAH: Mm-hm.

- ICESIS: I love you guys. - And we are here for you.

- RA'JAH: Mm-hm. - ICESIS: I love you.

SILKY: As someone that has been in this competition

now three times,

I understand the pressures that the world put on us,

that we put on ourselves.

That old phrase, "Heavy is the head that wears the crown,"

that is really a true phrase.

I love you guys.

RITA: I know it's the best decision.

If you are feeling this way...

ICESIS: You can do it. You better win.

..you have to take care of your health,

your mental health,

because this is worth more than $100,000.

-This is not actually happening. -It is.

- Why is she doing it? (Sniffling)

She just can't do it anymore.

I just don't want her to regret. (Crying)

No, trust me. There ain't no regret.

RA'JAH: Ain't no regret.

- Could you lead us? - Yes.

Could you do us... give us one?

- Oh, yes, please, Silky. - I will, you know, um...

As we stand here together,

with love, joy, peace, give us the strength

to give the show beyond that has never been given before.

Give us the courage to go out and step outside of our element,

because we are the head, not the tail,

and all things should be added on to us.

- All right. - VANITY: Amen.

- RA'JAH: Amen. - Amen, let's go.

- (Sniffling) - That was great, Silky.

- Thank you. - (Sighing)

We gon' make it.

# Now, shake it up #

- RA'JAH: Shake it down. - Hoo.

- RITA: Okay. - RA'JAH: Woo.

- SILKY: All right. - Let's put on the face again.

Girl, that face ain't left is what I'm sayin'.

I'm so fuckin' impressed.

You gotta teach me how to cry like that

over... over the things.

Is that why she was leanin' over?

-(Queens laughing) -She gotta teach me how to lean.

#

(Engine revving)

#

# Cover girl #

# Put the bass in your walk #

# Head to toe #

# Let your whole body talk #

(Judges cheering and applauding)

- BRAD: Yay! - Yay!

- TRACI: Gorgeous! - Woo-woo!

Welcome to the main stage

of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

He's Hollywood royalty's husband,

it's Brad Goreski.

Hi, Brooke Lynn!

Hi, Bradley. Tell me.

If you were funny, what kinda comedian would you be?

I'd be an insult comic, you dirty, little bitch.

Ooh, yeah, you like it dirty?

And she puts the gig in giggle.

It's Traci Melchor.

(Giggling) Hey, Brooke.

And you put the wig in wiggle.

(Giggling)

And he's the prince of my royal family.

- It's Gary Janetti! - Hey, Brooke Lynn.

Hey, Gary, I am so excited to read your new book.

Oh, thanks.

You know it doesn't have any pictures.

Yeah, I knew that, and I can't wait to look at it.

(Judges laughing)

This week, we challenged our queens to make us laugh

in a good, old fashioned night of comedy.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

#

Please welcome to the stage, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

(Cheering and applauding)

BROOKE LYNN: Hey! Wow!

What's goin' on? What's goin' on?

How y'all feelin' tonight?

(Queens and judges cheering)

Ooh, I can tell you one thing.

You're lookin' good. You're smellin' good.

And you, sir, ooh!

You can get it. You can get it.

You can get it, okay?

I'm your homegirl Ra'Jah, Big D, O'Hara,

straight from Dallas.

That's why they call me Big D.

I know you thirsty bottoms in the room was wondering.

- (Audience and judges laughing) - RA'JAH: Uh-huh.

But this is not a place to bottom shame because,

you know, we love a bottom.

Every plug needs a socket, amen.

- Amen! - RA'JAH: Amen.

I just wanted to say welcome to a night of comedy for the world.

Please, untuck your wig, undo your girdle,

'cause we're gon' have a good time.

Is that okay?

- TRACI: Yes! - (All cheering and applauding)

RA'JAH: That's right.

Now, I'm out here lookin' for a man.

I know some of us is all lookin' for a man.

Y'all lookin' for a man?

- Yes, yes! - RA'JAH: Amen, amen!

And looking for a man is so hard to be a drag queen

because you look for a man.

They lookin' for a man.

And you show up as a queen.

- (Judges laughing) - Fuck.

There's my life in a nutshell. You know what I'm sayin'?

I decided I'ma be best of both worlds up in here.

I'm my own man. I'm my own woman.

I'm super empowered, and I hope you are as well.

You know, ever since my run on All Stars,

my DM's have been blowing up.

Everyone asks me how's your relationship with your mother?

And I have some great news, y'all.

I am now her second favourite child, okay!

Give it up. Okay, I'm comin' up the ladder.

Too bad I'm an only child, though.

(Audience and judges laughing)

Let your hair down. Enjoy tonight.

We got some bad bitches comin' up,

and I just wanna say thank y'all for havin' me.

I love you. See you later.

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage, Vanity Milan.

- (All cheering and applauding) - BROOKE LYNN: Very glamour.

Yes!

I'd like to say that Canada and London are very similar,

but very different.

In Canada...

We both have amazing drag queens.

- Am I right? - Yes!

(All cheering and applauding)

But in London, we're just more talented.

- WOMAN: Ah! - Ooh!

In Canada, you have maple syrup.

In London, we have fashion.

(All laughing)

I know that's right.

In London, we have thousands and thousands

of happy sex workers.

In Canada, you have Jimbo.

- Ooh! - (Judges laughing)

I feel like

London has a bit more of an edge than Canada.

While teenagers are out hitting pucks with hockey sticks,

in London, teenagers are out hittin' old people

- with baseball bats. - RA'JAH: Okay.

In Canada, everybody has gorgeous teeth,

and a great smile, while in London,

everyone's sucking apples through a straw.

- BRAD: Okay. - (Sparse laughing)

Could've laughed a little bit louder for that one.

(All laughing)

Canadians have a reputation for being the most kindest people

on the planet, right?

- ALL: Yes! - Exactly.

Canadians are so nice, I pushed one down the stairs,

and she said thank you.

(Audience laughing)

Canadian people are so nice,

I slammed the door on someone's foot,

- and he said "I'm so sorry." - (Laughing)

What I am good at is knock knock jokes.

- Would you like to hear some? - ALL: Yes!

- Shall we go for it? - CROWD: Yes!

- Knock, knock. - ALL: Who's there?

Oh, that wasn't the door.

That was Victoria Scone's knee cracking back into place.

(Laughing)

- VANITY: Knock knock. - ALL: Who's there?

- Anita. - ALL: Anita who?

Anita to win this challenge because all I've got

is silly knock knock jokes.

- (All laughing) - Thank you so much.

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage, Rita Baga.

(All cheering and applauding)

Allo, allo, allo, allo!

Oh, je suis tellement content d'être ici ce soir parce que...

(Speaking French very quickly)

Eh? Oh!

- English! - (All laughing)

- Yes. - No problem.

No problem. Oh, we're rolling!

Okay, hello, everybody! How you doin'?!

(All cheering and applauding)

As you can probably hear

I have this little, subtle accent from...

ALL: ..Québec!

Canada's Drag Race Season One, that is right!

- (All laughing) - Yes.

To make you feel the difference between

the French and the English,

I think we should talk about our favourite subject,

us queens, sex.

- Okay, you ready? - ALL: Yes.

You're still with me? Vanity set us behind us.

The nap is over, baby. You're here.

- Are you with me?! - ALL: Yeah!

- (All laughing and cheering) - Okay.

Hold my earrings, please.

In the French language, we are more romantic.

In the act, we say something like "Oh, oui, c'est bon."

"Mm, oui, j'adore ça. Oh, continues."

And you English people are like "Oh, come on, Daddy!

Spank me! Oh, yes!

Give it to me! I want that dick in my ass!

Yes! Grab my balls!

Oh, my God! Oh, oh, what is that?

Felching? Oh, my God!"

(All laughing)

You see, it's just rudeness all over the place in English.

So, I'm gonna teach you a little bit of French,

if you don't mind, okay?

So just repeat after me. Rita...

- ALL: Rita... - ..va gagner...

- ALL: ..va gagner... - ..ce défi.

ALL: ..ce défi.

Okay, all together. Rita va gagner ce défi.

- ALL: Rita va gagner ce défi - Oh, thank you so much.

I'm sure I'm gonna win this competition too.

- Thank you! - (All laughing)

Bonjour, bye!

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage, Victoria Scone!

(All cheering and applauding)

Hello and welcome to my cervix seminar,

an "in-depth" discussion on "the ins and outs"

of my vaginal canal.

- Okay. - BROOKE LYNN: Ooh!

I'm only joking. I wouldn't put you through that.

Literally, I wouldn't put you through that.

I know I'm not the only UK queen here tonight.

I'm not, so we've got the lovely Vanity here, darling.

Give her a round of applause. She was fabulous, she was.

- And that's on what? - Period.

Period, yes.

No, but it's not funny 'cause I actually am on my period today.

(All laughing)

You in the front, you're giving a whole new meaning to the word,

- "splash zone," you are. - (All laughing)

You're gonna be walkin' out of here like fucking Carrie.

(All laughing)

Now, let's make some noise for Silky.

- (All cheering and applauding) - My lovely Silky sister.

I love my plus-sized sister,

and I love that we both love our curvaceous bodies

because big is beautiful.

- It is. - BRAD: Yes.

People think that "fat" is some sort of swear word.

And it's not. I love being fat.

I do, but it does, of course, have its disadvantages.

So last week, Silky and I, we lip synched.

Didn't we, darling?

And then the crew, they had to come on stage

and do a risk assessment before we went on.

(All laughing)

I'm told that we hit a 6.4 on the Richter Scale.

(All laughing)

VICTORIA: That's a new record, yes.

Now, Silky, will you do me a favour for me?

Just, can you do what you did last week?

You know, with the finger?

Can you show everyone the finger for me?

Oh, Lord.

Last week, Silky had Brooke Lynn Hytes

laughing in hysterics with just one finger.

So you can only imagine

what I can do to Brooke Lynn with two fingers.

(All laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, now I'm intrigued!

- GARY: Three! - BROOKE LYNN: Keep going.

Keep going.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

(All laughing)

I've absolutely loved being here this evening.

Thank you. Good night.

I've been Victoria Scone.

(All cheering and applauding)

Please welcome to the stage, Silky Nutmeg Ganache!

(All cheering and applauding)

BROOKE LYN: Yeah!

Baby, y'all see them last girls.

I don't need them. Trust me.

- (All laughing) - How y'all doin' tonight?

- (Crowd cheering) - JUDGES: Good!

Well, if y'all haven't noticed, I am Black.

Yes, you are.

I'm so Black my favourite Kool-Aid flavour is red.

(Judges laughing)

I am so Black I show up to people's houses unannounced.

Baby, a couple of years ago, I was in LA,

and I just showed up to somebody's house randomly.

You know whose house that was?

Brooke Lynn Hytes.

She said... (Imitating Brooke)

.."Can I get you some sparkling water?"

(All laughing)

I said "Bitch, sparkling water? You a White ho.

I know you got some Pinot Grigio, some Chardonnay.

You got a vodka soda."

You know, the White gays love a vodka soda, bitch.

Strike one.

Baby, then I looked around. She had an open concept.

So, I said "Oh, this is real nice HGTV."

(Judges laughing)

Then I turned around and looked, and what did I see?

A cat on the kitchen counter, bitch.

(All laughing)

I said, "Oh, no. This bitch didn't!"

Strike two.

Then she gonna offer me some food.

Now, you know I'm a big girl, and I was hungry,

so I went on ahead and took it,

despite the cat being on the counter.

(All laughing)

The bitch said, "Hi, try some of my broccoli and chicken."

Bitch, no seasonin' at all.

No salt, pepper, garlic powder,

onion powder, paprika, ginger.

Baby, she didn't even have the White people's seasoning.

She didn't have any thyme,

basil, rosemary.

This bitch only put a garnish on her chicken...

(Imitating Brooke Lynn) ..parsley and lemon.

(All laughing)

Strike three, bitch.

-But you know what, Brooke Lynn? -What?

I got you a little housewarming gift, bitch.

TRACI: Oh, no. Oh, no.

Silky's Soul Food Seasoning, bitch.

(All laughing and applauding)

-You just throw it to me, Silky. -TRACI: Ooh!

- TRACI: Ah! - (Crowd gasping)

Woo!

It didn't make it, bitch. But, guess what!

Sweep that shit up and give it to her.

If you woulda tasted that chicken,

you woulda swept it up too, bitch.

- (All laughing) - I'm Black in Canada, bitch.

You know they gon' deport me.

So, let me get my Black ass up out of here.

(All laughing, cheering, and applauding)

#

# I know you wanna work #

Category is Plaid Girls Club.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Where in the world is Ra'Jah O'Hara?

RA'JAH: I'm servin' you Sherlock Holmes, girl.

You don't know if I just robbed a bank.

You don't know if I'm tryin' to do an investigation.

But I'm here to tell, in my face-kini,

"I'm feelin' sexy. I'm feelin' good.

I'm about to go back to the house

and count all this money

'cause you know I've got it in the bag."

GARY: Talk about "a kilty pleasure."

You said The Joker just robbed a bank.

I just robbed The Joker. How 'bout that?

# They wanna see ya #

BROOKE LYNN: Next, Vanity Milan.

VANITY: Oh, my God! I'm totally bugging.

- TRACI: As if! - BRAD: Whatever!

VANITY: I am bumping down this runway giving you

accentuated shoulders, and skinny in the waist.

And if I lean over in this mini skirt,

you can see my whole entire lunch.

The judges are eating up this look.

GARY: Oh, look. It's Coco Flannel.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: And next, Rita Baga.

You've seen Emily in Paris,

but have you seen Rita in Montréal?

(Judges laughing)

RITA: I'm serving you Paris fashion realness

living her fantasy.

She wants to have it all.

She has that long hair, beautiful, soft makeup,

and those glasses.

It's always shady in her presence.

And I have this tiny, little, subtle hat,

in case there's a little bit of sun.

GARY: Plaidie's little girl.

- Am I Plaidie's little girl? - GARY: Always.

BROOKE LYNN: Thanks, Plaidie.

# I know you wanna work... #

BROOKE LYNN: Victoria Scone.

JUDGES: Oh, wow!

BRAD: She's got a really big butt-on.

- (Judges laughing) - GARY: Sleeve her alone.

(Laughing)

VICTORIA: Och aye the noo! It's Lawrence Chaney.

That was awful! (Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Well, I know who I'm bringing

- next time I go shoplifting. - (Judges laughing)

VICTORIA: I designed and I conceptualized this look.

It's Baby Victoria toddling 'round the house

in my dad's oversized suits.

The pattern is based on a Welsh tartan

as a love letter to the beautiful Welsh valleys.

BROOKE LYNN: I've got a trick up my...

- JUDGES: ..sleeve. - (All laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: And finally, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

TRACI: She better sissy that street walk.

BROOKE LYNN: Vroom, vroom, bitch.

SILKY: Honey, I am strutting up in this bikers' club,

got my sexy plaid on, meetin' up all the bikers,

havin' a good time, and they are feelin' the fantasy.

They buyin' all the drinks tonight, baby.

This look is made with plaid and leather,

chains and whips.

BROOKE LYNN: Something tells me

this isn't the first hog she's ridden.

SILKY: I am showin' the judges

that I can step outside the Silky box.

#

Welcome, queens.

We are so sad to see Icesis leave us,

but we are happy she has put herself first,

and we wish her all the best.

It's now time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

I thought you did a really great job when you first came out.

Like, that's a hard spot to be in,

and then you kind of stayed there a little too long

before getting into the actual comedy.

This is a comedy challenge and we're here for the jokes.

When you had audience participation,

you're getting us to say "Amen,"

I was like, "Okay, we are into something."

Your jokes, I liked where they were going,

but they sometimes didn't land.

What I would say, yeah, there was some stuff

that was a bit rambling, but you still kind of kept it moving.

You're naturally warm and we're all instantly on your side.

And this look, I ap-plaid you. It's fabulous.

- (All laughing) - It's giving me Balenciaga,

that gorgeous nipped waist.

- I love the silhouette of this. - You look great too.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Vanity Milan.

I'm gonna start with this runway look.

I love the exaggerated shoulder.

It looks literally like what Versace is doing right now

with the chunky shoe and the little skirt sets.

- Thank you. - You have me "totally buggin'."

I feel like I should be "rolling with the homies."

- Stunning. - Thank you.

Yesterday, you came in, and you had your material down.

And then today, I felt like you were less in command

of the material.

Your timing was a little bit off.

I mean with that, it's prep, it's prep, it's prep.

VANITY: I did go over, and over again,

and I think I just over-prepared myself,

and mentally just psyched myself out.

Well, here's the good news, and it's very good news.

You're funny.

So you got in your head a little,

and the worst thing that you were afraid happened, happened.

Well, now it's done. Just take from this and learn.

I think you have to kind of trust yourself a little bit more

to know when you have it.

And no matter how many times you get knocked down,

you get back up, and you try again.

Ten times harder.

Chumba Wumba said that, I think.

Yeah, "To quote the great '90s philosopher, Chumba Wumba..."

Next up, Rita Baga.

- Bonjour! - BROOKE LYNN: Bonjour!

That false start was a great bit.

I would've loved to have seen more French-English comparisons.

You created your own world. You had your own rules.

We all followed them. You were speaking French.

You were talking to an off-stage person.

And you stuck to those rules the entire time.

Thank you so much.

I wish it had just been a little bit more compact.

It felt like we took a minute, but once we got to the jokes,

there were some really, really good ones.

Let's talk your runway look.

If Jennifer Coolidge was the lead character

in Emily in Paris.

I was trying to look younger for once.

- (All laughing) - It's fabulous.

- Right? - I wanna see that show!

BRAD: You just look beautiful.

It's like a fun girl, and I love her.

- She is a fun girl. - She's so fun.

Thank you.

- Up next, Victoria Scone. - Madam.

- I adore this runway look. - Yes!

I love how it hides and reveals at the same time.

I love the colours.

You know how I feel about a bitchy shoulder.

I think it's just fantastic.

It's such an interesting take on plaid.

Your comedy challenge, there's something so funny

about the fact that when you come out,

you look like this very proper, English lady,

and then you're just so filthy.

- (Laughing) Yes. - And I love it.

You have a confidence in your material.

And when you're confident, we relax a little.

You're just a very unique drag artist,

and I'm so happy to have got the opportunity

to work with you and watch you perform.

Thank you so much.

It's an honour to have worked with you, thank you.

I thought you did an amazing job,

and you had the crowd absolutely in stitches.

The fingering joke, though, by the way,

was the moment of the night.

I think that that... that... Oh, wait a second.

- (All laughing) - (Brooke Lynn sniffing)

(All laughing)

I'm sure you've been told that before.

(Both laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

You had me howling with laughter.

I actually thought that was a true story.

It's not. That never happened.

I thought that was a true story.

I have never cooked for this woman in my life.

I've never cooked period in my life.

You were fucking hilarious yesterday,

and you were more hilarious today.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Sorry, one second. (Grunting)

(Silky laughing)

- TRACI: Spicy. - Mm, that is good.

Good, you know White people don't like too spicy, girl.

I loved that you interacted with us.

It was a long story, but it worked

because you had punchlines throughout the whole thing.

Now, this look.

This is something I would expect to see at a meet and greet.

Okay.

And especially after last week,

I know you can do better than this.

- Okay. - Thank you, Silky.

- No, thank you. - Thank you, queens.

Based on the judges' critiques, we have made some decisions.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

Victoria Scone,

condragulations!

Yet again, you are the top two queens of the week.

#

Rita Baga,

you are safe.

Vanity Milan,

Ra'Jah O'Hara,

I'm so sorry, but that means you are both in the bottom.

Silky, Victoria, each of you needs to decide

which of the bottom queens you will eliminate

if you win the lip synch.

#

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you. - Bye.

#

(Engine revving)

#

- Congratulations. - Two weeks in a row.

- Two weeks in a row. - Congratulations.

This is very bittersweet, 'cause it's great that we've won twice.

And this is like a little bit more personal for me

because I entered this competition

with these two bitches, and I personally thought

that melanin magic have just shown, and shown, and shown.

It's not often that I don't have many words.

Today is that day.

I honestly don't know what's best for me in this moment,

and it's supposed to be about me,

but, I just don't know.

I'm a little bit defeated,

but the fight's still there.

Don't get it twisted.

I knew this challenge was gonna come

and kick me in the ass.

I'm really disappointed in myself.

I let my inner saboteur creep up and tap me on my shoulder

and say "Bitch, you're not gonna do well."

"Let everybody else go after you just so you not sittin' here

down on yourself," because that's what I would've done.

Had I been in any other position,

I would have sat there

and I would've been looking at what y'all said,

and I would've been talkin' myself off the edge,

where I would've absolutely bombed.

Well, hoes, let's go chat it out.

- Come on, Raj. - (Victoria sighing)

VICTORIA: Come on, darling.

#

(Sniffling) I'm gonna have a lovely chat with myself.

- Bye. - (Victoria sniffling)

Girl, your energy done came. Oh, yeah.

This day has been long. This day has been emotional.

And I just need a hug from my sister,

and I know I'm supposed to be sittin' here pleadin' my case,

but, I'm just trying' to get my mind right.

Hoo! Bitch.

This right here is crazy.

Why should I keep you over Vanity?

(Sighing) Facts are facts.

This is my first time ever

in the bottom in this competition.

I missed the mark this week,

but, I'ma make next week's challenge my bitch.

Of course, we're sisters,

but you are fierce fuckin' competition,

so, I wanna fight with fierce fuckin' competition.

RA'JAH: It's kinda like when Venus and Serena

play against each other.

It's not like Serena is takin' it easy

because Venus is havin' a hard day.

They push each other.

That's what me and Silky do for each other.

We are the Venus and Serena of this fuckin' game.

Today has been like tragedy, after tragedy, after tragedy.

Icesis leavin', and then, then it puts team SRV

in, like, an awkward position.

If I keep Ra'Jah, it would be the fair decision

because Ra'Jah has done slightly better than Vanity.

However, will the other girls think

I'm choosing Ra'Jah because that's my American sister?

- (Inhaling deeply) - How are you feeling?

I'm not defeated.

You know me too well, and I don't wanna teeter on, like,

"You know me so well. So send Ra'Jah home."

From one sister to another,

I fight for everything that I want,

and this is something I want.

I am here to see it to the end.

Vanity is, of course, saying all the right things.

I know she was dreading this challenge,

and I really wanted her to do well.

So what I wanna hear is why should I keep you over Ra'Jah.

Ra'Jah she has the platform already.

Black queens in the UK, we don't have that platform,

and being on Canada Versus The World

means I can actually reach out to a lot more people

that I would like to inspire, Black, queer people in the UK,

POC people in the UK, that they can look up to me.

- And that's on what? - Period.

- (Laughing) - 'Cause you're on your what?

(Laughing) Period. Give me a cuddle.

VICTORIA: I have a lot of love for Vanity Milan.

She's such a support and she is my sister.

I have no idea who I'm going to pick.

#

(Blowing bubbles)

I am sitting alone in the VIP.

#

It's time for a little nap.

Do not disturb her.

Grandma needs to rest.

- Thank you. - (Snoring awake)

How are you feeling?

This is just my wake-up call.

When you fall, you can get back up, and I'm up.

I'm up and I'm ready to fight.

I just feel like this right now is just that fire that I needed.

- Mm-hm. - Last week, I was safe.

It kind of fucked with my head.

That kicked the door open for that doubt.

It crept in.

It crept in and, bitch,

I let the negative bitch come creeping in.

- And she stole my joy today. - Mm-hm.

And I know it's gonna be a hard decision for you

to pick me over your sister.

Your comedy challenge today was categorically better

than Vanity's.

I've not made a decision yet.

This is a harder decision for me than I think anyone realizes.

(Exhaling sharply)

I don't know how to put this to you, but...

Just say it.

Coming into this competition, and seeing you all on the stage,

I felt like I was out first.

Really?

I came and I said, "icons, icons, icons,"

and then we got into the girl group,

and I said "This is my top three right here."

- We have an unspoken bond. - Mm-hm.

- And we share a struggle... - Yeah.

..that the world don't know.

As a Black, queer person in the UK,

this is the perfect platform for me to continue.

I... I've looked up to you, and I've looked up to Ra'Jah.

Pass me the torch, and I will continue.

- Okay. - And we can do this together.

- I love you so much. - I love you too.

SILKY: Black girls just simply don't get opportunity,

and, I came back to this competition

to be the voice of that.

And now the voice have got to take opportunity away

from another voice.

That's what it really come down to for me.

- Bitch. - And you look good, bitch.

- Thank you. - Right.

Come on, get your picture for the meet and greet.

- (Laughing) - Come on.

#

I'm feeling a lot of pressure.

#

On one hand, I could get rid of Ra'Jah

because she is tough competition.

She's put herself in a vulnerable position.

I could get rid of Vanity,

because I could be the only UK queen left.

No matter who I pick,

I don't want either of these queens to go.

Choices, choices.

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SILKY: Like, what do I do at this point?

I honestly don't know what to do.

And I knew it was gonna happen,

but, baby, it's so much stuff going on in my head right now.

I can get rid of Ra'Jah,

my sister who encouraged me to continue to do drag,

or I can get rid of Vanity,

my sister who don't get a lot of opportunity in the UK.

One of my melanated sisters is goin' home.

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- (Judges laughing) - Look at that one.

(Judges laughing)

TRACI: Oh, four!

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BRAD: It's the whole shebang.

Two internationally acclaimed queens stand before us.

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Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare a lip synch performance

of Your Daddy Don't Know by Toronto.

This is your chance to impress us

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens

the boot.

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The time has come...

(Thundering) ..for you to lip synch

for the world!

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BROOKE LYNN: Good luck

and don't fuck it up.

(Laughing)

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# Makin' your move #

# You come down as fast as lightnin' #

# Crossin' the stage #

# And now you can feel the excitement #

# So shake it up #

# Turn it on #

# Shake it up #

# Yeah, yeah #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

# I said your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

# Shake it #

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# Shake it up #

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# Shake it up #

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# Sh-sh-shake it up #

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# Daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

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# Said your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

# Shake it up #

# Turn it on #

# Shake it up #

# Yeah, yeah #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

# I said your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

# No, your daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

# Daddy don't know #

# What your mama's gonna do tonight #

(Judges screaming, laughing, and cheering)

Iconic!

(All cheering, laughing, and applauding)

RA'JAH: Okay, okay. BRAD: Whoa!

- Yes. - TRACI: Wow.

- Woo! - TRACI: Oh, my gosh.

BRAD: That was epic.

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Queens, we've made our decision.

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Victoria Scone,

condragulations!

- (All cheering and applauding) - BROOKE LYNN: You're a winner!

Woo! Thank you so much!

You have won a VIP trip of a lifetime

for two to Iceland,

courtesy of our friends at Pink Iceland.

- Thanks, Pink Iceland! - RA'JAH: Okay!

Silky Nutmeg Ganache, you are safe.

- Thank you. - BROOKE LYNN: You're welcome.

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Will the bottom two queens please step forward?

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Victoria Scone,

with great power comes great responsibility.

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But tonight,

you are relieved of that duty.

Brooke Lynn!

BROOKE LYNN: Ra'Jah O'Hara,

Vanity Milan,

shantay, you both stay.

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- (Brooke Lynn laughing) - Bitch, okay.

# Oh, my God! #

(Brooke Lynn laughing)

# Oh, my God! #

(Both laughing)

# Oh, my God! #

(All laughing)

We know you both have more to show the world,

and we want to see it.

We got you.

Condragulations, queens.

You all live to slay another day!

(Cheering)

BROOKE LYNN: Now, remember.

Stay true north strong and what?

QUEENS: Fierce!

Yes! Now, let the music play!

# You wear it well #

# French tip, lipstick painted on #

# You wear it well, Value sure suits you #

# Ooh-ooh-ooh #

Top five! Top five!

# Work it for me, me #

# You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well #

(Engine revving)

RUPAUL: Next time, on Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

You've become international agents

in the new blockbuster movie trailer:

Spy Queens.

QUEENS: Ooh.

Pew, pew! (Laughing)

It's not a death drop until someone drops dead.

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She's usin' subliminal messaging to...

..trick drag queens into... figurin' it out.

You seem to be struggling a little bit.

The work on this is so magnificent.

You're never afraid to be stupid,

and I love that about you.

Scene.

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