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Hey.

To find your wish or just your view,

what you seek may be right in front of you.

Well, that's a load of rubbish.

What's that supposed to be?

Rule in front of us.

Call cabin back home.

You really think our cabin is in the middle of the dark forest, baby?

Give it the old sniff test.

Something's cooking.

That door.

Hello.

Just a quick hello Tim.

What show were you overnight?

Hello honey.

Hello wild friend I have.

So.

Look only porridge.

And it's made just the way you like it.

No matter how you make it, she doesn't like it.

Stop it, all of you.

Maybe our wishes have been granted.

Just stop.

It's not our wish granted.

It's an obstacle.

It's the forest playing tricks.

This isn't real.

None of this is.

Oh, that was your favourite book.

You used to stare at it for hours.

And too hard.

Do something.

What?

Just right.

Ohh this was it.

What was it Mama?

The day a little orphan girl broke into our cabin and stole our hearts?

The day went all well.

You can't just run.

How's it going?

Can you see anything out there?

Ohh you OK see I am good so good.

If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do is ask.

Feel free to pull me up whenever you get a chance.

Remembering the last time I offered you my hand.

Only that time I believe you had cold feet.

Kitty.

Ohh.

About that day.

Puss in Boots is not supposed to be afraid, but outside that church in Santa Coloma.

That was the first time I ever felt the fear.

So.

And ran.

It was a mistake.

Could he?

It's okay.

No, no, it was cowardly.

It's okay.

You alone at the altar.

Who's your beautiful, puffy wedding dress?

It's okay.

I didn't show up either.

Wait, what?

What do you mean you didn't show up?

Well, I knew I could never compete with your one true love yourself the legend.

I'm going to show up with that guy.

But you don't seem like that guy anymore.

Everything OK up there?

I'm giving you 1000.

Just, you know, who's.

Look.

What do you think?

Bugs?

Or do I wait for the cats to steal the map and then kill them?

Or do I just kill everybody all at once?

You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.

No, I mean, I love these guys.

Gloves.

I need a solid surface.

That's good.

No people.

You know, Jack,

maybe we need to dig a little deeper and you tell me about your childhood.

You know, I never had much as a kid just loving parents and stability in a mansion

and a thriving baked goods enterprise

for me to enhance useless crap like that.

But once I get my wish.

I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy.

Oh, what's that?

All of the magic in the world.

For me.

No one else gets any.

Is that so much?

Yes.

Agree to disagree.

All right?

Ohh, wait goes Jack.

Well, you know what they say.

Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men.

Oh, that was horrible.

Your wish is horrible.

You're horrible.

Monster.

Ohh.

What took you so long idiot?

You're not chatty, are you?

Okay, do you think?

The window.

I'll take the chimney.

What do I take?

You take it easy.

What did you just say?

Here under the gonorrhoea?

Yeah, yeah.

On your 6th.

Got your rear eyeballed and covered.

Hands and crew ready.

God impression.

Friendship.

I did not agree to this.

Yeah, do better.

Try harder.

Just a placeholder name.

You know, a workshop.

Okay, go get it.

Right there.

Our wish back.

Are we?

Well, I've been thinking if you play your cards right,

maybe we could share the wish.

Share of the wish.

ohh

He's gone.

Wake up.

Someone's nicked them.

Ever.

Did you call her up that that he's somebody took it?

Hola.

Ohh, you criminal.

Us when we just crammed you.

No.

No crime facts.

You're dead, cat.

Me.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Sorry.

No way to those, of course.

Really.

Let's see what the map has to say.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Talk.

no

Shall we that are we?

Ohh.

What reason?

Oh, that is just right.

Ohh.

What?

I want one.

Something.

Don't don't worry, we can track it with this.

Wait, stop.

What's 1?

Ohh.

Look.

There, there they are.

Just out there.

You gotta be.

Hey, good looking.

Why so jumpy at me?

Go.

Oh, oh fuck you.

Long time no see.

Always a pleasure to see me.

Ohh.

Proper party now that all nine of us are here.

You know what?

I love you.

Ohh you are my former life reflections of the good old days.

Ohh okay, but when we were larger than life and legend.

We are stuck like the bull.

Do you remember this one or is your favourite fearless hero?

Who is your favourite?

Well, that's it.

Came over, didn't catch.

Comment.

We stole and we ended up with diddly squat.

Nothing.

Maybe we could be happy without a wish.

What are we doing?

It ain't coming back.

Goodbye purple trousers.

They'll come back for him.

Question can you always rescue me when I'm kidnapped?

Which happens a lot cause we're A-Team ohh

that's now flame.

Yup team friendship.

Now that is a crap 9.

Where, where?

Where's the workshop?

Not gonna risk their lives for this stuff, little pop.

You're just saying that because you want to eat him.

I do not.

I just wanna hit him with my teeth.

Stop thinking about your belly, baby.

In fact, stop thinking.

Period.

You dessert yourself, you Muppet.

Muppet.

And why would I listen to a porridge stealing orphan like you?

You're not even a bear.

I'm more of a bear than you are.

She got killed.

You're nothing but a low rent Cinderella.

Ohh that's rich coming from you baby.

Because you know what you are.

Ohh fat, slow thinking, no reading.

Lyme disease.

Flea ridden dingleberry bear.

Have you got dingleberries?

of

You shut up, you little mutt,

or I'll cut you from pooping to shoot up.

Nick now.

OK, OK, here we go.

You're all up.

But yeah, no go dragging Honey's grounding drop.

Ohh.

Come on, she's making nugget.

And your snooter?

I like the gateway's Jeep.

This is great racing and rabbit and farming and pooping,

and still

I wish I had a family like this.

Speaking from one orphan to another.

Goldie, you won the orphan lottery.

I like his gym as well.

Let's keep him.

What?

Thought we said no crime back.

Number.

Realised they had been fighting, man.

Yeah.

Look, could you tell me how to get out of here?

I've got to go back to dog and Kitty.

Well, I thought you were going to get their wish.

You got the man.

You don't need them.

Yeah, get those guys back.

Town to town.

Party to party.

Puss in Boots watch along.

Yeah, puss in boots works.

Alone.

Was the legend so big?

There was no room for anyone else.

Ohh, the ladies still being a tool if you got small.

Yeah, you changed man.

I hear he's best friends with a dog now.

He doesn't even though Ford.

You have become a scaredy cat.

Would you call him?

Didn't you hear?

His new name is.

What?

You guys have jokes.

She's very conflicting for me.

I find my own way out.

Ohh.

You think you're

without us?

You will always live a life of.

You.

I do love the smell of fear.

It's intoxicating.

Storage across the party with the past lives

or your past deaths as I like to call you back.

I was there to witness fall of the honour.

Remove and.

But you didn't even notice me,

because those in boots laughs in the face of death, right?

But you're not laughing now.

You are nobody until you are deaf.

And I don't mean that the four recall your rhetorically, your poetically,

you're theoretically or any other fancy way, undaf, straight up.

And I've come for you losing moods,

but I'm still alive, you know?

I'm not a cat person.

I find the very idea of nine lives.

And you didn't value any of them,

so why don't they do us both a favour and make this last one now?

Don't tell.

Go ahead, run farming makes it more fun for me.

Hey, bonus.

Cause we're here.

Where's he going?

That's the third time we've passed that same rock, baby.

Want me to do?

I've lost the scent.

You only have one job.

The one thing that makes you mildly useful is your node.

And apparently you can't even use that.

Goldie, I'm starting to think this wish isn't what you promised us.

So what is it?

What's your just right?

What's so blasted important

that you've got stranded in this haunted forest?

I'm getting a family, that's what.

A proper family and everything will be just right.

You're just right.

Stay with us.

Well, I guess some people just stick around until the porridge has gone a Goldie.

Come on, you think I would actually stay?

I'm not a bear.

I was always afraid it was too good to last.

And whether you think we're your family or not.

If this is something that will make you happy.

We'll get you that wish.

Come on, boys.

Oh, oh, I have.

Good boy am I.

Starlight Star Bright first star I see tonight.

I wish.

I can't believe I fell for it again.

Kitty, you don't understand.

Don't understand what?

That you've been playing me this whole time I meet this wish.

Ohh yeah you wouldn't know what my wish was.

Someone, anyone I could trust?

In my whole life, I've never had that.

I thought I finally found that someone without a wish.

I thought it was you.

But you're still running, still the same old posing boots.

But I am not.

I am not possible.

I'm.

I am on my last life.

I need to get my life back.

Without them, I am not.

I am not what the legend.

I still can't compete with your one true love.

Go on, get your lives back.

Just keep them out of mind.

Get in there.

He's after me.

What?

I've been called a lot of things, but never death.

I like it.

That's my wish.

Goldie's wash.

Ohh.

Come on, you walked into that one.

Little bit.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Alright, I'm going to bust you up without bum and then I'm going to wear your clothes now.

It's weird.

Hello.

That's about it.

God.

Like I told you, baby, you're the smash.

I'm the crap.

Ohh.

No.

Hey, stop on.

How do you like cheese apples guys grow up already.

Pause.

Okay, okay.

You know, maybe it's time to bury that action.

Telegraph.

Yeah, I don't know what to do with this.

But if you think you need those lives, thank you.

You know, I've only ever had one life, but sharing it with you

and Kitty has made it pretty special.

Maybe one life.

Is enough.

That's what you said?

Who's?

Is here for me.

ohh

Enjoyed the Jays scandal?

But I think we've reached the end.

You're going to take the cowards way out, run away to more lives.

Are you gonna fight?

i

Go on, pick it out.

Once.

Lights flashing.

No.

Just one.

I'm done running.

the

Dad.

Gonna be fine now.

ohh

Yeah.

Boy.

You're really going to start losing that?

Say hello to my daddy.

Don't play.

Pick it up.

I know I can.

But I will never stop fighting for this life.

Ohh.

Dick.

You're ruining this.

I can hear for an arrogant little Latin who thought he was immortal.

But I don't see him anymore.

Live your life and live it well.

You know we will meet again, right?

I still have more.

You know, when you said that was after you,

I thought you were just being melodramatic.

The wish is yours.

You deserve someone you can trust.

Ohh, need it.

I've got what I wished for.

No magic required.

Magic snacks.

Ohh.

I was worried for a second I would come out naked, but my clothes grew too cool.

Thank you.

The last wish.

Why

don't star bright first star I see tonight?

I wish I may.

I wish I might have.

Please don't make that wish.

Please.

Please what what are you doing?

Seriously, are you having a hernia or something?

Such pools of vulnerability.

So cute how you think that would work on me.

Don't you know I'm dead inside?

By the way, your nose is bleeding.

Ohh.

I was just buying some time.

14 friendship.

What?

Spanish madog.

no

Ohh.

I mean, what specifically?

Ohh.

I hate to say it.

What should we make away?

One life span with you is all that I could wish for.

You saved my life, sis.

He was going to make the whisper.

You didn't make the whiskeys.

You wanted to save your family.

Ohh

lovely about it.

Who's porridge when I eat otherwise?

I'm sorry you didn't get your wish gold enough, but I did, Mama.

I did get my wish.

Everything.

It's just right.

Oh, oh, now you buy me cry.

Yeah, what's that we all go over nominate.

People feel probably thought, well, what can I say?

And won the orphan lottery.

So of course, boots Goldie bears.

Any ideas for our next job?

Remember that pie factory?

I suspect that they might be experiencing a leadership vacuum.

Family babies are exciting.

They're also a good time to talk about ethical business practises.

He got caught on my nose.

I don't like this.

Hey burrito up that name must be one after you.

Yeah, ohh.

What about Chiquita

chopper?

Pumper.

No.

I got it.

I got it.

How about?

Jeff.

Jeff.

Yeah.

He doesn't have a Jeff's face.

You know, if it's the same to you, I think I'll just stick with the Rito.

I kind of like it since that's what my friends call me.

And then they'll redo it shall be.

You know, to be honest, jumper is pretty good.

Yeah, but no, I would keep her.

We're clubbing it.

I'm one big vacation to be perfect.

Did you remember to pack my captain Pat?

Choose your captain's gold and your captain's pyjamas.

Ohh, what about?

Ohh.

There you go.

Keep friendship we did not have.

It makes us look ridiculous.

Too late now it's official.

Steady as she goes, burrito.

Where are we headed anyways?

Occupying new adventures and to see some old friends?

Hello.

Sorry.

and

Okay.

hello