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Gotta be these when they round
our way home.
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You look.
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Still sad.
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You.
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At this tired old fat piece of shit.
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Get the drop on us.
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Ohh, it's not even armed.
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Big is gonna be
thinking out on him.
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What's in there?
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Can I see anything?
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Here, give it to me.
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Kind of.
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Moron
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carries a chess set with them.
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What the fuck?
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Look at all this shit.
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Alright.
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She gonna tell us what's
the gimmick with the bag?
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It's magic.
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You put your hand in outcomes
at present.
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I don't really understand
how it works here.
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Song.
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Mr Scrooge,
that's right.
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Who are you?
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Why next month?
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Julia needs some.
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Shutting down our end.
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But on a time partner
Kris Kringle.
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Jolly Old Saint nick.
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People call me a lot of things.
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Very funny.
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What should I say?
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Ohh
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you sanam.
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What is your reindeer?
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They were on the roof until that guy
turned into an ice cream bomb.
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Normally me, we'll cheque
Prancer left the tasty Wallander.
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It's fucking guy.
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You don't think I know you're an idiot,
but don't be an idiot out loud.
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Come on.
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It's just it's Santa Claus
with a fucking trick bag.
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The bag is full of kids train.
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Come on, everybody knows
that Christmas trees are bullshit.
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And finally, to make a big deal out
of it every Christmas.
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Every freaking Christmas.
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With the presents and the candy
and the decorations
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and the Christmas carolling
and all that bullshit.
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And then when I was.
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I don't know 1011?
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He got laid off, and that Christmas
could even afford a tree.
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No Christmas dinner,
no gifts, nothing.
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Not a cooler Dick.
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My name is my neighbours
all they had it all.
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Make sure that your tag cheered
within window marking me.
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So Christmas Eve rolls around and.
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And wait for your body
go to bed.
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And then I snuck
in there and take it on.
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Only problem was that the Gramps
got up to take a piss
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of the two were scared
the shit out of each other and.
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Fell down the stairs
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and broke his neck
and he died in the hospital.
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Everybody thought that it did,
and every time I tried to tell him,
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I tried to tell him that.
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Anyway, maybe it did do it.
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Maybe I did push it.
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Well, fucker.
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So you see, Christmas
ruined my life, okay.
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But you know what?
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It set me on the path
and made me the great man
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that I am today.
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I'm sorry, Jim.
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I really AM.
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But I did gifts at the Christmas tree.
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I don't get involved
in people's lives.
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Ohh yeah, yeah,
well maybe you fucking shut.
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Ohh.
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How do you know your name?
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Porn.
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What's your excuse, huh?
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When I get you out huffy bike,
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you want it back in 82 one you wrote me
a 50 times about.
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But you curate well.
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You made your brother eat worms.
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That's naughty.
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How does he know
about my bike?
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So lucky guest like hey,
do you like big tits?
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Come out.
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Every kid wants a fucking bike.
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You're going to tell me
who you work for?
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You got 5 seconds?
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You tell me who you really are.
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5432 uncertain.
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The clause will not anymore.
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This is slowly.
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Doing this Santa magic.
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There's no.
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It's not snow,
it's Styrofoam.
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I told you this guy's
a big fucking.
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Ohh.
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Where do you go?
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We're up to chilli.
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I saw it.
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I don't know.
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He had a rate
of some policies from that.
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Just yanked him up.
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You can't sit up there.
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It's impossible when you see one weird thing
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and then you think you're a fairytale.
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Approaching Oh my God.
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It's just right there.
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It's the extraction team.
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Pull yourself together.
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And that is the sound
of my kill squad.
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Oh oh oh you're visiting fuck
now, huh?
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What are you going to do
little else bitch?
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Ohh.
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Rave.
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Purple.
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Ohh.
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Morgan's gonna save us.
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Jean Claude van Dipshit
just ditched us, sweetie.
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Hold your fire.
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Easy, easy.
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Identify yourself.
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Did you?
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More his steel.
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The actor.
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Played a lot of soldiers in my career.
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Can I just say thank you
for your service, said Rafi.
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What's the situation in time?
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Bunch of ex military guys
like I warn you, they know you're coming.
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I think they're ready
for you and they better be.
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We're on a tight schedule.
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Shit.
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Ohh.
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All right, let's move out.
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Come.
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I thought you're
10 minutes late.
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What kept you?
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Looks to me like your nan's
got a hole in it.
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Or are you just letting
your hostages out for some exercise?
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No, no, no.
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We got a wild go
for running around complication
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and causing problems.
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Lights don't.
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Security.
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I don't think so.
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Some intruder dressed
as Santa.
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But I'm telling you, I'm telling there's
something weird about him either.
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Real Santa.
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The fact that she just sat there,
not that she's choking.
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My spot.
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I'll take care of him.
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Betty, go find this asshole.
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Now let's unwrap our presents,
shall we?
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All right, you're not the man.
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Time to kill Santa.
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He's on the route.
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You.
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Right, sugar plum, hit that button.
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Here we go.
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Skeleton game.
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He open matches stick better
fucking work pushing my career for this.
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My reputation.
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Yeah.
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Then you could buy yourself
a new rap.
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As a kid, I loved
unwrapping Christmas presents
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so much that my mom
would wrap empty boxes for me.
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I didn't care
that nothing was inside.
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Is this a fucking joke?
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Standing fucking bigger.
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I'm telling you,
my Intel was rock solid.
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I had guys on the inside.
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300 million in cash here yesterday
to this fucking mansion.
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Somebody must have
intercepted it.
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Shaun of a bitch.
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hey
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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You know you okay.
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Here.
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Back to the burger should
look through annoyingness.
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You never catch you too much too long.
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I'm sorry, I think
this is 32.
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Yeah, it's not working.
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Just grows and grows.
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He's in that structure.
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Money.
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Cam's on.
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You make a wish
this time, Sam.
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Just this once,
you could have anything in this world.
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What would it be?
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I wish I could see
Mrs Claus again.
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How much do you love her?
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Then you make that wish come true.
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Shit.
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No, no, no, no.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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He's got these guys.
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They're naughty.
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And what you do
to the naughty ones?
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I give my love for calm.
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Yeah, give them their laps.
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Take that cold and shove it,
stranger anuses, yeah?
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Right up.
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Each of these guys.
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Fuck.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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What the fuck is my money?
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Where's the money?
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Ohh.
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Right.
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Have been the sweetheart up to now,
but that's all over.
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No more fucking games
where the money.
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I will shoot every last one
of you and enjoy it.
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It's in the vault.
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I just rubbed in the box
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and the money been in there
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and have a different expression
on my face.
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Possible.
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Takes days to get into that thing.
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Not if we have the keys,
lightstone.
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Mark.
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You can't trust anyone these days.
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I'm not sure how, but you,
one of your shithead kids,
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moved the money and this upsets me.
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And upsets me in a way
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that makes me want to just randomly
shoot at people.
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Hold on, just sorry.
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What?
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What?
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What if you randomly shoot
the only person who knows where it is?
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Ohh, fuck you people.
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We waited.
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Further down.
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Suck on this.
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Guys.
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What the hell is going on?
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Send.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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Jesus Christ.
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Ohh.
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Big Dick.
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Ohh.
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God.
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Fucking stuff.
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Or something.
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Shit.
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Grade two would never trust anybody
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who wasn't blood
with this kind of info, so.
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The Inlaws wouldn't know shit.
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Which means that I can shoot her
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unless you tell me where
the fucking money is.
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Ralph.
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I swear, blow her brains
out unless you tell me where the money went.
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Okay, yeah, I did.
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I know the money.
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Well, only leverage.
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Don't do it.
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Don't you find out
that we were coming in.
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I was stealing it.
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Yeah.
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Coincidence.
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I was trying to take the money
and leave with my wife and daughter tonight
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and never come back here.
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Ohh.
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And then my mom would read the note
with a whiskey in the morning
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and know what I had done.
274
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:31,417
For years I have been telling you
to stop caring about your mother's fucking money
275
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,427
and you think the solution was to steal
a bunch of it.
276
00:19:36,191 --> 00:19:38,738
Yeah, it does sound stupid
when you say it like that.
277
00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,758
How can you do this right now?
278
00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:41,698
It's disgusting.
279
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,027
After all, the mother has given us come on,
280
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,067
everything she ever gave us,
281
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:45,957
she made damn sure
282
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,877
we knew she had the power
to take right back fighters.
283
00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:51,858
Years grovelling to you.
284
00:19:51,951 --> 00:19:56,328
Meanwhile, I was destroying
the only good thing in my life.
285
00:19:57,251 --> 00:20:00,658
How we do it, you know,
family therapy or do eyes.
286
00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:05,198
Yeah, enough of the sharing bullshit,
alright, what you put it?
287
00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,168
This little idiot.
288
00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:19,388
Hey.
289
00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:24,598
I'm coming.
290
00:20:32,151 --> 00:20:35,438
You know who'll be traps don't work
unless you hide them.
291
00:20:38,711 --> 00:20:39,978
Do a little more on.
292
00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:44,478
Jesus.
293
00:20:52,911 --> 00:20:53,508
You would fuck.
294
00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:55,098
You was fine.
295
00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:56,928
Thank you.
296
00:20:59,821 --> 00:21:00,068
Ohh.
297
00:21:06,171 --> 00:21:07,058
You're so fucking bright.
298
00:21:12,451 --> 00:21:12,858
Ohh.
299
00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:24,808
Thank you.
300
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:26,758
Ohh.
301
00:21:34,521 --> 00:21:35,008
Where?
302
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:43,908
Ohh.
303
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:45,768
Yeah.
304
00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:05,548
Ohh.
305
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:15,850
Ohh.
306
00:22:22,831 --> 00:22:23,358
Nah.
307
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:44,918
Yeah.
308
00:22:48,011 --> 00:22:48,568
Ohh.
309
00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:55,368
Down.
310
00:22:57,421 --> 00:22:57,838
Fucking.
311
00:23:09,781 --> 00:23:10,978
I got you now, kid.
312
00:23:15,151 --> 00:23:15,838
I call you guys.
313
00:23:19,521 --> 00:23:20,768
Move for this shit.
314
00:23:22,461 --> 00:23:22,668
And.
315
00:23:49,601 --> 00:23:49,948
Ohh.
316
00:23:52,071 --> 00:23:52,558
Ohh.
317
00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:55,678
You.
318
00:23:58,811 --> 00:23:59,628
I truly.
319
00:24:01,251 --> 00:24:02,048
Hey, booby traps.
320
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:02,658
Like in the movie.
321
00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:04,008
It was so funny.
322
00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:13,338
Trailer 2.
323
00:24:14,711 --> 00:24:15,798
Just a favour.
324
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,158
Just turn around and.
325
00:24:19,121 --> 00:24:20,008
Close your eyes.
326
00:24:20,201 --> 00:24:21,938
Maybe put your fingers
in your ears and mouth.
327
00:24:22,891 --> 00:24:25,058
Sing Jingle Bells slow as you can.
328
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,088
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle.
329
00:24:32,661 --> 00:24:35,248
The much murder
and innocent child.
330
00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:38,628
In the morning.
331
00:24:40,131 --> 00:24:40,778
Money.
332
00:24:44,271 --> 00:24:45,598
It's part of the Whitestone legacy.
333
00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:46,808
We're horrible people.
334
00:24:47,371 --> 00:24:49,138
So I get why you did what you did.
335
00:24:49,230 --> 00:24:50,607
When your grandfather told me
336
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,717
I'd never run the company
because a girl doesn't have it fixed.
337
00:24:54,031 --> 00:24:56,058
I had to snatch their hands away from him.
338
00:24:56,191 --> 00:24:57,478
But the point is, I might.
339
00:24:57,571 --> 00:24:58,978
Stone takes what's theirs.
340
00:24:59,371 --> 00:25:00,518
I'm proud of you, son.
341
00:25:00,671 --> 00:25:01,758
All right, where the hell is it?
342
00:25:04,331 --> 00:25:05,478
Only single sign.
343
00:25:08,051 --> 00:25:11,908
The three wise men presented
it with gifts of frankincense.
344
00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:13,428
Murder.
345
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:19,878
And cold hard cash loaded up, boys.
346
00:25:20,381 --> 00:25:21,868
Alright, we're securing the money.
347
00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:25,218
Kill the hostages
and meet us outside.
348
00:25:27,311 --> 00:25:27,508
Ohh.
349
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,708
Ohh, it's fine Burt.
350
00:25:32,861 --> 00:25:35,038
Everything's fine, OK.
351
00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:37,728
Everybody get up.
352
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:43,708
It's time for a murder, mom.
353
00:25:43,881 --> 00:25:44,208
Come on.
354
00:25:44,301 --> 00:25:45,468
You don't wanna kill us.
355
00:25:45,661 --> 00:25:46,548
You really don't.
356
00:25:46,901 --> 00:25:48,298
Ohh yes I do.
357
00:25:49,411 --> 00:25:51,818
I really, really, really do.
358
00:25:52,071 --> 00:25:53,738
And I've gotta start with you.
359
00:25:55,231 --> 00:25:55,468
Good.
360
00:25:58,451 --> 00:26:00,918
You gotta tell me
when it first help hurt.
361
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,858
You wanna squeeze him
being a little shit before you die, bird Trude.
362
00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:06,358
I say shoot him first.
363
00:26:06,451 --> 00:26:06,718
What?
364
00:26:06,911 --> 00:26:07,538
No, no, no.
365
00:26:07,631 --> 00:26:08,498
Don't shoot him.
366
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,938
Don't shoot him first hand.
367
00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:13,218
Don't you call him a little shit,
you gold digging bitch.
368
00:26:13,491 --> 00:26:14,778
Okay, I changed my mind.
369
00:26:14,911 --> 00:26:16,368
Shoot the alcoholic bitch first.
370
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,378
You're golden.
371
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,698
Career I'm gonna fucking.
372
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:26,798
Number.
373
00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:34,638
Just a grass and barrel.
374
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,728
Why don't you die with some dignity?
375
00:26:41,761 --> 00:26:41,998
Yeah.
376
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:48,598
You.
377
00:26:52,131 --> 00:26:53,738
Preserving your father?
378
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:56,268
Fucking that.
379
00:27:05,851 --> 00:27:06,358
Is he?
380
00:27:07,871 --> 00:27:08,468
Easy dude.
381
00:27:13,371 --> 00:27:13,928
Yeah.
382
00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:16,878
Thanks, Linda.
383
00:27:17,911 --> 00:27:20,498
Well, it's nice to do something
as a family for a change.
384
00:27:21,921 --> 00:27:22,408
Ohh.
385
00:27:24,591 --> 00:27:24,938
Yeah.
386
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,568
That was from Morgan.
387
00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:35,708
He may have been stupid,
but he was very, very hot.
388
00:27:38,671 --> 00:27:40,458
Truly funny.
389
00:27:42,421 --> 00:27:43,328
What me?
390
00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,980
Okay, okay,
391
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:49,437
this is my friend.
392
00:27:50,411 --> 00:27:50,878
Santa.
393
00:27:55,481 --> 00:27:57,428
What the fuck?
394
00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:59,928
I can't think
you're not Mr Claus.
395
00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:01,888
Please call me Sam.
396
00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:04,958
You never should get out of here.
397
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:05,898
It's dangerous.
398
00:28:06,731 --> 00:28:08,418
They took my husband
and her grandmother.
399
00:28:10,581 --> 00:28:12,288
Anybody know how to work
these gizmos?
400
00:28:12,641 --> 00:28:13,428
I think so.
401
00:28:13,581 --> 00:28:14,848
I used to have with my dad.
402
00:28:36,921 --> 00:28:37,238
Ohh.
403
00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:56,858
The fuck?
404
00:29:02,331 --> 00:29:02,788
Offer me.
405
00:29:08,911 --> 00:29:09,168
What?
406
00:29:13,231 --> 00:29:13,468
Ohh.
407
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:23,430
What?
408
00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:26,840
Ohh.
409
00:29:35,921 --> 00:29:36,148
Ohh.
410
00:29:42,711 --> 00:29:43,338
Jesus.
411
00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:45,818
Sorry.
412
00:29:48,061 --> 00:29:48,468
Do we?
413
00:29:48,561 --> 00:29:50,888
Let us, Mr Cross,
we got this.
414
00:29:52,171 --> 00:29:52,548
This guy.
415
00:29:53,351 --> 00:29:54,908
He said with Mr Claus.
416
00:29:59,391 --> 00:29:59,968
She's in the house.
417
00:30:00,061 --> 00:30:00,418
She's okay.
418
00:30:01,161 --> 00:30:01,568
She said.
419
00:30:02,741 --> 00:30:03,428
Ohh sick.
420
00:30:27,471 --> 00:30:27,988
Ohh.
421
00:30:33,851 --> 00:30:34,218
Ohh.
422
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:38,040
Ohh.
423
00:31:20,121 --> 00:31:20,918
Ohh.
424
00:31:41,561 --> 00:31:41,778
Ohh.
425
00:32:21,421 --> 00:32:21,608
Ohh.
426
00:32:30,551 --> 00:32:31,158
Ohh.
427
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:32,768
Ohh.
428
00:32:55,701 --> 00:32:56,098
Ohh.
429
00:33:05,631 --> 00:33:06,848
Come on, come on.
430
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,038
Yeah, I'll be here.
431
00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:08,978
Over here.
432
00:33:10,011 --> 00:33:10,668
Thank God.
433
00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:13,138
Come on.
434
00:33:14,341 --> 00:33:14,908
Yeah.
435
00:33:32,741 --> 00:33:33,168
Ohh.
436
00:33:59,121 --> 00:33:59,688
Fuck.
437
00:34:08,691 --> 00:34:08,988
Ohh.
438
00:34:24,281 --> 00:34:24,988
You're real.
439
00:34:27,581 --> 00:34:29,328
You're him.
440
00:34:33,241 --> 00:34:33,958
And you?
441
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:36,688
What I've been trying to tell you.
442
00:34:38,151 --> 00:34:39,998
God damn Santa Claus.
443
00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:42,568
It's just not your night, pal.
444
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,038
Ohh, I don't know,
I think you're wrong.
445
00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:48,458
Think my whole shitty life
booked up to this moment.
446
00:34:49,381 --> 00:34:50,478
Because when I kill you.
447
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:54,328
This whole God damn holiday
finally ends.
448
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,638
Whatever it takes.
449
00:34:59,671 --> 00:35:01,198
Christmas dies tonight.
450
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:24,188
What?
451
00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:22,848
The last Christmas.
452
00:37:26,361 --> 00:37:26,618
Getting.
453
00:37:33,581 --> 00:37:34,688
You still believe?
454
00:37:50,341 --> 00:37:50,598
Ohh.
455
00:37:53,241 --> 00:37:53,528
Ohh.
456
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:58,180
Ohh.
457
00:38:02,611 --> 00:38:03,038
Ohh.
458
00:38:07,531 --> 00:38:10,688
I have no idea what the fuck
is going on here.
459
00:38:11,521 --> 00:38:12,068
Ohh.
460
00:38:13,981 --> 00:38:15,338
But this ends now.
461
00:38:20,751 --> 00:38:21,648
Damn right it does.
462
00:38:31,741 --> 00:38:33,448
Pretty careful.
463
00:38:37,561 --> 00:38:37,988
Yeah.
464
00:38:39,761 --> 00:38:40,298
No.
465
00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:43,818
From now.
466
00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:53,488
You saved my daughter.
467
00:38:54,821 --> 00:38:55,168
Ohh.
468
00:38:56,951 --> 00:38:57,888
She saved me.
469
00:38:58,921 --> 00:38:59,218
Help.
470
00:39:00,111 --> 00:39:01,678
Please help me, honey.
471
00:39:01,771 --> 00:39:03,538
I don't think there's anything we can do.
472
00:39:05,561 --> 00:39:06,538
It's too late for that.
473
00:39:07,321 --> 00:39:07,718
Too late.
474
00:39:10,261 --> 00:39:10,838
I'm cold.
475
00:39:11,981 --> 00:39:12,458
Hmm.
476
00:39:13,461 --> 00:39:14,788
But you called in years.
477
00:39:15,861 --> 00:39:16,988
We need to keep him warm.
478
00:39:18,691 --> 00:39:20,218
All the fires are going out.
479
00:39:20,311 --> 00:39:21,958
We need to find something to burn.
480
00:39:24,751 --> 00:39:25,618
I got an idea.
481
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:30,118
Ohh.
482
00:39:32,751 --> 00:39:36,648
No, no, no, no, no,
no chasing, no reason.
483
00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:39,238
I would want you to die.
484
00:39:43,531 --> 00:39:45,098
Jason, let's slow this down.
485
00:39:45,191 --> 00:39:46,298
What are you doing?
486
00:39:47,691 --> 00:39:50,908
More than any man shot her life,
she's pretty much dead.
487
00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:52,188
What the hell is happening?
488
00:39:52,281 --> 00:39:53,788
You know, for money.
489
00:39:56,051 --> 00:39:59,878
Dyson, you have to get up
the bottom of Christmas magic.
490
00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:02,338
Sorry.
491
00:40:05,130 --> 00:40:05,380
I'm
492
00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:08,347
sorry I can't give you
what you asked for.
493
00:40:11,991 --> 00:40:13,078
What you did?
494
00:40:17,971 --> 00:40:20,058
Please don't die,
we go.
495
00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:21,718
Wake up.
496
00:40:21,841 --> 00:40:24,898
We need to get them
close to the farm, Jason.
497
00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:28,958
Just wake up.
498
00:40:30,241 --> 00:40:30,518
Clean.
499
00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:32,068
Ohh.
500
00:40:38,231 --> 00:40:40,348
Oh, I am so so sorry.
501
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:46,878
This man.
502
00:40:49,471 --> 00:40:53,728
This brave, brave man
who every was staying.
503
00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:56,208
The real Santa he is.
504
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,688
I still believe in it.
505
00:41:00,581 --> 00:41:02,418
I'm always playing with Santa.
506
00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:09,298
I believe in him too.
507
00:41:12,801 --> 00:41:13,788
He saved Trudy.
508
00:41:15,811 --> 00:41:17,088
He saved our family.
509
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,198
Was realer than that.
510
00:41:26,501 --> 00:41:27,238
Then maybe.
511
00:41:30,851 --> 00:41:31,718
I believe in him too.
512
00:41:33,401 --> 00:41:34,438
Ah, so do I.
513
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:37,938
Shit.
514
00:41:39,211 --> 00:41:39,528
I guess.
515
00:41:41,491 --> 00:41:42,898
I guess I do too.
516
00:41:44,061 --> 00:41:46,598
Fuck me, I will leave too.
517
00:41:58,071 --> 00:41:59,058
Ohh my dad.
518
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:06,478
You.
519
00:42:08,611 --> 00:42:09,608
You were dead.
520
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,678
Christmas magic.
521
00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:16,098
I still don't really understand.
522
00:42:17,141 --> 00:42:18,228
Ohh works.
523
00:42:20,211 --> 00:42:20,408
Ohh.
524
00:42:24,831 --> 00:42:25,498
Thank you.
525
00:42:26,731 --> 00:42:28,178
I don't know how we can
ever repay you.
526
00:42:28,821 --> 00:42:31,358
Well, you brought me back from the dead,
so we'll call you.
527
00:42:33,341 --> 00:42:35,288
Hey man, we just burned
half $1,000,000.
528
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:40,178
Look at her look cocaine.
529
00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:49,318
Now you're sure.
530
00:42:51,981 --> 00:42:53,018
You're gonna die.
531
00:42:53,111 --> 00:42:54,368
Come back after all these works.
532
00:42:54,461 --> 00:42:54,948
Fun, huh?
533
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:57,968
You know what should make you
guys into a Stew?
534
00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:02,430
Yes,
535
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:06,297
yes, I'm talking to you.
536
00:43:07,401 --> 00:43:08,688
Two friends, Sir.
537
00:43:14,371 --> 00:43:15,768
You got my sack?
538
00:43:16,521 --> 00:43:19,728
My spirit, you went home
and you got my spare sack.
539
00:43:23,151 --> 00:43:24,618
I can't stay mad at you.
540
00:43:27,581 --> 00:43:27,938
I thought.
541
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:32,670
Ohh.
542
00:43:34,941 --> 00:43:35,808
Ohh.
543
00:43:37,801 --> 00:43:38,638
Ohh.
544
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:51,078
Our beautiful skull crusher.
545
00:44:04,581 --> 00:44:05,698
This isn't goodbye.
546
00:44:06,701 --> 00:44:07,168
I gotta go.
547
00:44:08,681 --> 00:44:09,648
You have to.
548
00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:16,987
It's Christmas Eve and that's
a lot of boys and girls
549
00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:19,197
on the nice list
that want their presents, you know?
550
00:44:22,641 --> 00:44:23,068
Thank you.
551
00:44:24,931 --> 00:44:25,428
For what?
552
00:44:26,721 --> 00:44:27,628
For believing in me.
553
00:44:28,921 --> 00:44:30,868
Reminding me
that Christmas still matters.
554
00:44:33,261 --> 00:44:34,138
And I still.
555
00:44:35,951 --> 00:44:36,358
Back.
556
00:44:39,821 --> 00:44:41,168
He gave me my hope.
557
00:44:48,151 --> 00:44:48,438
Ohh.
558
00:44:51,841 --> 00:44:53,268
All right, get out of here.
559
00:44:58,321 --> 00:44:58,698
Who is?
560
00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:09,678
No dancer, Prancer,
vixen.
561
00:45:13,481 --> 00:45:13,828
Ohh.
562
00:45:16,471 --> 00:45:16,918
Ohh.
563
00:45:20,171 --> 00:45:20,498
We.
564
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