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Anything.

It's the best time of the year.

I don't know when there is no,

but I haven't.

Number.

Ohh.

About that.

Another one was still vertical,
so I'd like to change that.

Ohh.

Better point.

You just get off.

Taking a break between shifts,
I guess you could say

you ain't driving either.

I steer a little,
but the reindeer.

This is my 4th year
is a Santa.

Ohh how about you lost count?

I forget why I started doing it
in the 1st place.

Same reason.

Anybody does anything?

The money money.

It's called player runs on grid.

Ohh.

It's the look on the Kenny's face,
isn't it?

That's what does it for me.

Man, look.

Last about 2 seconds
through there.

Finished unwrapping.

They want the next present,
they want the next cool thing.

That's how this world works.

Kids, what kids have become.

They're just like little junkies.

The little shits, they just demand.

They don't believe,
they just want rave consume.

Maybe it's just my last year.

Last Christmas.

But I can't stand seeing
another centre in distress.

Please, drinks on my tab.

Mary.

I better get going.

Residents are going to deliver themselves.

Ohh.

Give me a trip and there's
a lot of new video game Astro,

Blaster, Blaster, Astro.

Like Megan.

Grandson's name?

I don't know another grandson.

Alright,

that's all leads to the roof.

Noisy.

Anonymous Christmas.

Hey, you can't be up here
if you break your neck.

I'm the one.

Oh my gosh.

You.

Ohh.

Hi.

Yes, she is.

Just go see Grandma.

Ohh.

Merry Christmas.

We're Christmas journey.

Ohh, see Christmas daddy,
you filthy animal.

He got to stay at work
and watch home alone.

Uh huh.

It was so funny.

Well, that that hurts all morning.

Thank you.

For doing this.

I'm not doing it for you.

Excuse me?

Hey, Christmas out live.

Merry Christmas.

It's lightstone.

Yeah.

Hey, you back there.

True.

Yeah, but you excited for Christmas?

At the end, of course not
to work on Christmas Eve.

Must have been naughty this year,
cause here I am.

Just make sure you let Santa
through the gates later out.

Yeah, that's a merry one now.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

True.

Thank you.

Ohh.

I'll drop the next week.

Ohh.

Hello, is this

you are the worst catering
company on the planet.

It's likewise not with ugly.

Okay.

Bye honey eyes burgers was alright.

Thank you so much.

I'll never get over the fact
that you grew up like this.

My therapist says
don't ever get over it either.

I need a drink.

Hey, look at that.

Hi, Linda.

Going over

you didn't waves

looks good on you though.

Set.

Wondering.

I got great feelings
about this Christmas.

You wanna know why?

Yeah, cause I think this is the year

that mom's gonna
kick herself upstairs

and she was one of us.

Start running the show.

And I gotta tell you, Jason,
that I'm gunning for your ass.

I would like to confirm the Christmas tree
with our gravelling and inviting.

You're gonna say,
man, honey, smile.

It's Christmas.

Good, good girl.

I'm sorry about my sister.

It is really nice to see you.

To happier.

Okay, I'm behind.

Catch me up
on all the hot guys.

Ohh God OK.

Well, you remembered
my sister's Brian John.

Yeah, yeah,

this is the hurt Locker living
that playing live on Christmas Eve.

Hash tag plus.

He just got while I can only assume
with his first of many sexual harassment

accusations, mom paid off the school.

Now the gymnasium
is named after us.

Ohh she did.

What about tragic Mike Ohh saying

is if I was on one of those planes,

911 would end with a bunch
of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut

without their parachutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, too.

Like it.

Just me in front of my son.

He might actually be a decent afternoon.

He's been doing an Oscar worthy job
of pretending to find my sister appealing.

Now he wants mom
to find a film form.

Another chance.

It's good.

It's one.

Okay, okay.

Come on, come on.

Get over here.

Positions.

I'm busy.

We've gone over this.

Come on.

Yeah, in the middle.

You know that means shall
we jockey forward?

No.

Ohh we can hand it back.

Yeah.

Training.

God.

It's just like.

Threatening my problem?

This isn't rocket science.

Same shit we always do.

That's why.

That's the best you can do?

Excited.

See your grandma.

Listen you cock sucker.

It's Christmas.

So why don't you take your best
offer, gift wrapping,

and ram it up your fucking box?

Maybe you don't realise
who I care what is.

Ohh.

Look at Mr Cool back here.

Yeah, what's your angle man?

However.

Not doing anything,

yeah.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Don't shit in my mouth and tell me
it's chocolate cake

grab.

That's cool.

I can make out a story.

I think your brother's
up to something.

I just decided
to let you guys.

How long?

From start to my day.

Please, you are king.

Suck up.

You named your kid Gertrude.

You named your son Bertrude.

OK, sorry, but that's not a real name.

Sorry, Linda.

We can't all be lucky enough
to have daughters.

Mom, I can hear you.

You know something we don't.

What is it?

No, I don't.

I don't.

I got it.

Man, come on.

We were just going on.

Big sack of shit.

Ohh when your husband left you.

Merry Christmas to you too, Sandy.

Merry Christmas, mummy.

Hi, Chris.

Why in the hell are you standing
all the way back there?

Merry Christmas.

Yeah, ohh, little girl too.

And how was my favourite granddaughter?

Everybody calls me Trudy now.

Chief.

And that makes her sound
like a whore.

OK, ohh.

She doesn't even know
the meaning of the word.

I'm starving.

That's equal to

my mom.

I think Gertrude is a beautiful name.

I only call for Gertrude.

And the kids are fast asleep.

Can't be down.

The stairs will creep.

Malcolm.

Just you and me
and Santa Claus.

And.

Anything toys under the tree?

Around.

Yes.

Boys.

Or soon will be
that magic time when we hear that.

Well then why?

Some way?

Merry Christmas Day will raise a toast to the team
with the most the best day ever.

Santa Claus.

Mother fucking questions.

I need these all by myself.

You mean that looks
exactly like Santa?

Yeah, Santa gives a candy
cane too.

OK.

It's perfect.

No peeking this House
of so many chimneys.

How is it about trying
to come down?

Ohh, Santa just knows Christmas magic.

Honey, what's wrong?

Daddy never talked when they see Santa
at the mall this year.

He didn't.

I'm so sorry.

This year has been weird.

I never want to tell Santa.

Would have wanted for Christmas.

Ohh

come here.

You know what?

You go party, pjon.

And I will be 2 minutes.

Shit.

Yes.

Yes.

Because you're just so good to me
and Mommy this year,

we decided that you could have one gift.

Ohh

really.

When is it?

That is a very special
walkie-talkie.

That's magic.

Magic.

We'll just go right there.

There's a direct hotline
in Santa Claus himself.

Ohh yeah.

It's just like.

Writing the letter.

For better.

And

now the only thing is
it might not have time to answer.

You is delivering a lot
of presents tonight,

but don't hear everything
you want to say.

Hello Santa.

This is Judy Maidstone.

And if you have any nice name.

It's really cold tonight,
so don't forget your mittens.

So.

I wanted to tell you.

Extra good.

So I really think list to you
all the stuff I want.

the

Maybe Eliza?

I don't need any.

I really only want one person
for Christmas.

I want Mommy and Daddy
to make up.

So we can be a family again?

Okay.

Goodnight.

Ohh.

Which one of you did that?

You can't go 2 seconds
without crapping on the roof

like a bunch of pigeons.

So unprofessional.

You're offline.

hmm

Ohh.

Afternoon.

Ohh man.

Right.

Skip.

Morning.

Stop.

Little boy.

Watching prewash.

Picture.

Perfect one.

Ohh she.

Ohh.

Ohh yeah.

Just stop.

You know.

Christmas is so right.

The Americans don't celebrate
my favourite holiday.

Player 1.

Boxing Day.

Be lightstone here.

Live stream of the dream,
you know.

They say the richest man.

Say goodbye and if.

Hey mom, your Wi-Fi sucks
Dick, damn it.

When he was small, I begged
you to beat him.

Hey, Merry Christmas.

Or should I say happy holidays
now right?

I mean it's like people
make up their mind.

You know what I'm saying to help you.

Ohh yeah,
sure hope so.

See my car broke down
a little ways out here.

This is probably.

You're telling me it's
the 1st place I've seen

from a think I got frostbite?

What the hell am I anyway?

GT Lightstone
family compound.

I'll call you a tow.

All right, ramblers kind just kill
Christmas sound bar jingles.

Cheque, everment.

Cheque, terbium.

Cheque.

Fuck shit up.

Can cheque vote for frosty,

go for Tesla, go for Gingerbread?

Are we going to use this
stupid cold rates all night?

Welcome to your first Christmas out.

Freddy loves seeing Santa
at the mall.

She was going with her father,

and you should have taken it yesterday
like you do every Christmas.

But we didn't even hear from you.

Mom, I'm gonna special projects.

It's complicated, but it's not.

Because it keeps happening
over and over.

Your mother forcing herself
between us.

You're right.

Where would you keep
creating a Christmas wish?

You're trying to win me back with a romantic weekend
at your mother's, if things.

I only change it this time.

You got out from
under my mother's thumb.

Walk away.

Company

family.

Tonight.

What are you up to?

Cool.

Ohh.

Let's hope.

We need to get you out of here.

Mommy, where are you going?

From what?

Just over?

There's a room for all of us.

She can finally sue us.

Mom, take me.

Yeah, well, mom
to bird comes to you.

You're supposed to protect us.

We protect the primary asset.

Who the hell are you?

You can call me Mr
Scrooge.

Hilarious.

Get him.

Humbug mother fucker.

Aside.

Pixel peppermint soup upstairs.

I want all the lights stones
together.

Everybody else, you're fine.

Fuck.

Honey, we gotta go.

We didn't get back
with the surface tears.

Ohh good.

This is talk gingerbread.

Ohh.

o

Hey.

Oh, oh, oh, you got me.

I don't want any trouble.

Okay, don't this now.

Mr I don't want to get involved.

I just.

That's it.

It's good to hear my back.

I'm just gonna scoot up that chimney.

Enough talk.

Let's go.

You don't want to do this this.

No moon.

No, you don't fucking move.

No, no, no.

About 5.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Right.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ouch.

Life.

Violet night go.

Night all is calm.

It fall doesn't wanna
get shot in the fucking head.

Kid, do you have any idea
who you're fucking with?

I'd like Shankly home
fucking with.

Wait, did you actually think

that I spent months planning
a complex break

into the most secure private residence
in the country

and I didn't know who lived here?

Which is wrong.

Because you stabbed the dead.

The security of dead sit down.

Like shut the fuck up.

Fuck.

So much like a scene
from my movie Dark Ransom.

Oh my God.

They didn't have guns.

They have 3, maybe 4.

Pokémon Go.

Look, if you've really done your research,

you'd know that my brother Roy
was kidnapped in the 70s.

That my father never called the police.

Dad said in our own private extraction
team and Roy

was home safe and sound a week later.

And the kidnappers were never found.

If you get me.

I know.

I know all about your extraction team
that you affectionately

called the Kill Squad
behind closed doors.

I also know that they're
on their way.

How long it's going to take him to get here,

even though their credit ratings
and their Dick sizes.

If you get me, then you should also know
you're already dead.

We don't do ransoms again.

I know, I know.

See.

I know a lot of Gertrude.

I really do.

Like the fact that you have
300 million in U.S.

dollars sitting in your personal vault
downstairs.

The fuck that's right.

300 million that the US government
gave Lightstone to quietly distribute

in the Middle East to all the worst people,

to grease the wheels and keep

that sweet oil flowing.

300 million that.

Oops.

Disappeared in the fog of war.

Except it didn't really disappear.

Dead guardian.

Cause you stole it.

Did you know about this
and this family?

His money grubbing family clinging
desperately to your wealth

when your poor employees

don't even have enough coal
to keep Tiny Tim warm.

What is it with you
and all this Christmas shit?

Talk what you want,
you'll never get involved.

Ohh.

Because when you hit the panic button
it reset the combination.

I keep telling you I know.

So we're breaking into all this,
turned into

remember, you have to drill holes
and blow shit up.

I don't know, maybe I'm getting old,
but there was something romantic about them.

But you happy?

Kind of busy here, you're gonna
wanna eat it.

Maybe you felt.

Repelled down buildings with them.

You could tell me.

Just fill out a window.

All right, look right again.

You gotta go for it.

You know what?

I think Mr Bunny.

So let's tuck him in, OK?

It's going to be.

Hello.

Sienna.

Are you there?

Shit.

Text 1/3.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Did you?

Somebody asked for

order Molotov cocktails.

Hey, man here.

Okay.

Blu-ray.

Mama.

Cities on district.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't want to kill you.

Whoa, big fat guy
grabbing years.

Santa.

I'm gonna rip
your fucking balls off.

People.

What?

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Form.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Kind of thing picking up.

Compound is clear secured.

Happy with your squad?

Two hours.

Already.

The one thing other than.

My.

I will do the cricket.

Hello.

Hello.

Can anybody hear me?

Can you hear me?

Hello.

See it?

Yeah, so.

However not bothering you.

Daddy said he were
very busy tonight.

Ohh.

A lot of break.

Who am I see.

My name is cheeky grandson.

Very good this year.

Tree lights.

Yeah, surely.

Here are my nice list.

Internet connexion problems here.

Where are you now?

Turning?

And then a bigger
with all my vote.

There's two badmouth comes watching.

6 left.

Shit.

Fuck

you already.

Bad guys on my naughty list.

From article one of cola.

You should every word
and shove it.

The ass.

Money come on to you.

Wanna keep on the nice list,
you know?

Sorry, can I say upholding?

I made some borderline.

How about Edith?

Technically, yes.

This is the time.

Okay, look at true, true.

Lunchtime.

You probably know
this House better now anyway.

You only suggested.

Have an idea?

All right, you tell me there's
a God damn Santa Claus

running around here.

He looks Jelly as fuck.

Who the hell is he?

There's no sign on
the employee manifest.

It's more.

They don't care.

Reach him or keep trying.

All right, it's official.

I got to go for an illusion.

These dangers.

Watch your backs.

Ohh.

What's your status?

Frosty sound off.

Ohh

frosty.

Is that is that the body gym
in the basement?

If your friend is dead, you got
a star in his face

and his head caught on fire.

It's a long story.

Is this is this archenemy?

Is this our our sanity clause?

Through whom am I speaking?

Well, for tonight,
I'm Mr Scrooge.

Now, what is it
that you want exactly, Santa?

Other weapons

that once you with family go

and then I'm gonna find
my range and want to continue delivering my presents.

Who fucking with me?

Who the hell are you really?

So security guard who's watched
when the action flicks?

Loser ex cop stuck in the mall

playing dress up with fat kids
pissing on your lap?

Stop me when I get it right.

You more complicated than that.

And to me it's now because I want
to make it my personal mission,

my holiday To Do List,

to find you and to end you

and to wipe my ass with you
in this whole fucking holiday.

That's what I want for Christmas, Santa.

Terrible thing to want for Christmas.

You actually discuss it in person.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Shit.

All your heart and place Santa
at your Christmas party, I said.

Who's playing Santa?

You're fucked up,
Christmas party.

I never, ever said to Jackie.

So who is he?

Huh.

Who is he?

Somebody better start talking.

I wanna bash your brains
in with this.

And Gertrude?

You really got to think
for nutcracker's, huh?

So.

I'm going to torture everyone
in your family until you tell me

who's running around your mansion
playing Santa and fucking with my shit.

And who should I pick first?

Should I go by age?

Or should I go by IQ?

The pig, Jason.

He's my mom's
favourite.

Yeah.

And the one of the sweater.

Alright.

Jason lights down.

It is the number one son.

No, we don't.

We don't need to do that.

No, it's OK.

No.

No, no, no no don't don't don't,
don't stop.

Ohh.

We're just.

We're.

I'm telling you, no one hires Santa, right?

Right.

You're right, you're right.

This.

Stop it.

Let's stop it.

What are we doing here?

Come on.

What are we?

Amateurs were half ashing this?

Come on.

It's not called a finger cracker.

Candy cane.

Stick one of these bozaks
in there.

I'm not such a nice boss.

You, Princess.

All of a sudden I seen you scoop
our brains before.

You know me?

Scoop his brains out.

Scoop his brains out.

Ran out.

But I'm not touching his junk.

I don't care who does it.

I better be looking at flat
balls like in three seconds.

I'll do it.

Practise perfect.

That's what I love my sociopaths
always up for.

Trying new things.

Don't tell me.

Oh, Oh no.

Ohh.

Now.

What?

Your dad says.

Can you hear me?

Stop crying like Daddy.

Or sin will get mad.

Ohh what a cutie.

So what do we know about Santa?

Little she doesn't know
anything about Santa.

She wasn't asking you or she's
playing make believe.

She's pretending
to talk to Santa.

It's not pretend
Santa's not running.

He said he's going to save us
and beat you up.

Ohh, is he?

I bet he come out of hiding
if you asked him to, huh.

What do you say you come with me
and play the game

with another little tree?

Come on, tell the truth.

Now you're talking to her.

Yeah, come on now, you say.

Yeah, that isn't real.

Question.

Says just the thing.

I've got to tell kids
to make them feel better, OK?

Remind me not give you the prices
when we say the first hand.

He's not going to say this.

He doesn't exist.

Same here.

Ohh what a way to find out that there's
no Santa has come back Easter ruin the Easter Bunny for it tonight.

Trudy.

Take your post train.

Little brats.

ohh

Hey.

This is Trinity.

Ohh.

Hi.

Hey, are you okay?

Ohh good ohh.

I was just reading something up.

I ran away him the attic OK,
if you're safe.

Ohh just stay there
and stay quiet.

Alright?

OK, I can set up booby traps

like you know, I'm alone.

I don't know what that means,
but yeah, do that.

yeah

Are you really Santa?

Of course I have.

My dad says there
isn't any Santa.

He says parents just tell their kids
that Santa's real to make them feel better.

He said.

Because his cousins and say
they're from Santa.

Yeah.

Yeah, a lot of parents here.

But I still bring presents
to kids who need me.

It's really great.

How do you know
who really needs you?

Christmas magic.

Not really sure how it works.

But.

I remember.

On true light stone Rd.

Issues over.

She said that she felt lonely sometimes.

Cheque this time
and best friend.

Following our beautiful little stuffed
around Mr Bunny.

And then I remember the next year

and you said you had
this amazing dream and that.

Afterwards, all you wanted
to do so fly.

Well.

I mean.

Santa will have some magic, but.

If you're a little girl for why?

Giving you a kind.

Probably just credit cards.

Ohh.

Was good again.

Many rules.

Don't be too hard
on your parents already.

Grown-ups have
a hard time believing things.

Can you use your Christmas magic
to make them love each other again?

I wish I had that kind of power.

This is causing
have been going on year.

Love the 100 and.

Corporations are complicated.

Takes work.

Want to work?

Do you still love her?

Yeah, I do.

Sometimes, even if you
want to make somebody happy.

The magic just goes away.

Hey.

I've got an idea.

This will be fun.

Why don't you guys open your presents?

I wanna see what you rich
asssholes get each other.

And some of you might not make
it till tomorrow morning.

So this could be your only chance.

Come on, where's the Christmas spirit?

Ohh.

Gertrude I.

I got you something
pretty special.

Did you hear that?

Gratitude.

You got you something amazing.

Ohh.

What could it be?

It is exciting, mom.

Can I call you mom?

Missus lightstone.

Okay.

So in the business they call this.

They pitched deck.

Yeah, it's called explosive force,
starring me.

And if you look in the back,
there are the financial numbers.

I'm kind of a big deal in Asia.

Parts of Asia at least.

We were in parts of Asia
once and like.

We couldn't even go
to a restaurant.

Better gifts then.

Gift of a golden opportunity.

Girl.

We need nursing.

Mother, I got you something
really special.

It's a sentimental photo
of the day I was born.

Remember.

I was there.

She doesn't give me shit.

Ohh.

So again.

This is so fun, Mommy.

How about another one?

I got you a lot of good things.

I'll grab one album.

Elvis, sit down.

You've already given me what is.

It's Jason's turns.

I I I think I was in the car.

I I saw you put one
under the tree earlier.

No, it's in the yeah, I did.

I could have sworn yeah,

you is this one, right?

Yeah, I got you wrong.

Come on.

Thank you.

It's my favourite whiskey.

You can skip the number.

Thank you, Jason.

What's the card say?

And they could just keep that
between Joyce and I.

No one really needs to know.

Many, Jason.

I.

Did you ever have Mommy
and Daddy?

Yeah, of course I'd mummy and Daddy.

It wasn't.

Ohh isn't always Santa Claus.

Had a life with.

Ohh long long time.

Is call me here.

Nick comma.

Nikumaroro.

You haven't different jobs yet.

They could say that.

I was a warrior, a greater thief.

You got it right away.

Weird Skull Crush on

you.

School crusher is my hair.

My hour.

I show you with him.

Surgeon.

It will take three years.

Line them up.

Why?

1.

Why did you do those things?

Because I was mean.

I was greedy.

I want cold chills.

And if there's a naughty respect
cannot be taught, daughter.

Well, maybe.

What

was bad things he used to do?

Maybe you can use them
to do good things instead.

To help.

What do you mean?

Mr Bennell.

He wasn't just a toy.

That night you gave me
what I wished for.

Best friend.

And you're good and kind.

And you mean more than just
the presence you break.

That's why I believe in you, Sana.

That's why we're leaving.

Thank you.

Mr.

Chairman, talk again.

Stay safe.

All right, you got satellite confirmation,

extraction teams on the go, Vt
a 30 minutes ohh schedule.

Everything's good.

Fellas, look alive,

look alive,
yelling on the plan.

And they're like my operations.

Like they're like the fuck hard and fast
with minimal cleanup now so many.

It gets in your way.

What do you do?

Damn right.

Time to move up.

The fuckers that's gone.

Ohh.

Happy holidays.

Yeah.

Twin.

have