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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,049 She needs to get laid. 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:06,658 No shit. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,011 Shh! Here she comes! 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,796 Okay, stop clowning around. 7 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,276 Tina, sit up! 8 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,582 It's the happiest day of your life. 9 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,367 What are you putting on my daughter? 10 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:20,368 Donna, move over. 11 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,065 Let me look. 12 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,591 Donna, her eyes are too blue. 13 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,202 What are you gonna do without your mother? 14 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,072 Get a life. 15 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,552 You don't like it, Mrs. Vitale? 16 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,336 Not on my daughter. 17 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,424 Eh, ma... 18 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:36,166 You wear black, I wear blue, alright? 19 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:40,170 Out of respect for my late husband and your father 20 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,042 I wear black. 21 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:45,306 Water boy. 22 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:46,437 Eh. 23 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,179 What, Tone? I'm just doing my hair. 24 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,485 Yeah. Sober up. 25 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:55,620 Sticky. 26 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,666 Stick this in. 27 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,537 See you at the church, numb nuts, huh? 28 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,630 Hey, Barry. 29 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,241 Easy on the drugs, alright? 30 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:08,981 You it, Tone. 31 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,766 Hey, I'm serious. Dom, I'm serious. 32 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:11,636 Especially at the church. 33 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:13,769 I'm going to get my keys. 34 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:14,857 Tony. 35 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,511 - Tony. - Tony. 36 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,339 You're too young. 37 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:19,775 You're too smart to get married. 38 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,168 You're too wasted. 39 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,734 Get ready. 40 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:23,822 Come here, Tina. I just wanna fix this little smudge... 41 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:25,476 Oh please, let me do it, Mrs. V. 42 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:26,782 Hey, you guys. We can't be late. 43 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,827 My mother's renting the monsignor by the hour. 44 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,525 Listen just tone down her eyes. 45 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,701 You know, it's her wedding day, not Mardi Gras. 46 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,442 Talk to Ziggy Stardust over there. 47 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,487 He ain't gonna look better than me on my wedding day. 48 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,359 Sorry, Jim. 49 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,187 Vito's rolling in his grave. 50 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,451 Ma, the gravy's delicious, but... 51 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:46,671 Come on, Tony. 52 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:47,629 Come on, you having something to eat? 53 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:49,326 What'd you forget something? 54 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:50,632 Yeah, I forgot my keys. 55 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,479 Hey, wait a minute. I found them. 56 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:12,871 Your balls. 57 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:15,700 Yeah, pops. See you at the church. 58 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,876 Tony, we're gonna go pick up Maddy, alright? 59 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,661 Don't be late for your funeral. 60 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:20,923 Tina, the limo's here. 61 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,446 - Ma, I'm coming. - Alright. 62 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,492 Doesn't she look pretty? 63 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:25,841 Come on, Uncle Louie. 64 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:28,191 Tina... 65 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,367 I'm so excited, so excited! 66 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,805 I'll see you in the limo. 67 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,372 You look great, T. 68 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:36,765 Stick, everybody, let's go. 69 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,680 Let's wrap it up. 70 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,073 Little T is getting married. 71 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:45,252 On our wedding day, your grandpa looked like a prince. 72 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,344 Yeah, yeah. Ma, the kid's like a. 73 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:51,910 He doesn't understand anyway. 74 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,738 How do I look, T? I look good? 75 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,479 Still got it, kid? 76 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,307 Tina, hurry up. 77 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,004 Ma, just give me a minute, alright? 78 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,180 You know, I can't believe you're not ready. 79 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,790 I mean, it's only the greatest day of your life. 80 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,574 I know, I know. A minute, please. 81 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:04,575 Come on, hurry up. 82 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,838 Alright. 83 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:32,821 Hey, Tony. 84 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:34,344 How you doing, huh? 85 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:35,432 Crazy party. 86 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,217 Listen. 87 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,219 Popov Bloody Mary, alright? You're gonna take the edge off. 88 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,569 - Alright, Tony. Alright. - Clean up. Look at you! 89 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:42,657 Alright, let's go. 90 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:43,875 Hey, Maryann! 91 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,400 Let's go. 92 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:48,924 Get out of here. 93 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,578 Hey, Dom, let's go already. 94 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,493 Come on, get up, get up! 95 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:54,669 Dom. 96 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,584 Tony, don't look at me like that. 97 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:57,802 I'm going, alright? 98 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:58,542 Alright. 99 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,501 Ha-ha. That's funny, huh? 100 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:02,503 John! John! 101 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:03,634 Come on. 102 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,072 Hey, Barry. 103 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,422 Hey, Barry baby. 104 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:09,771 You're my best man. 105 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,773 Johnny, come on. 106 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,644 Get your ass in here, shitbag. 107 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:14,732 - Let's go. - That's funny. 108 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:15,603 Come on, get in. 109 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,908 What the fuck? 110 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:17,735 Watch my fucking leg. What are you retarded? 111 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,084 - Hey, numb nuts. - What are you doing? 112 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,651 When are you gonna get a girl? 113 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:23,045 Tonight, baby. Tonight. 114 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,481 Get the fuck out of here. 115 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:25,613 You can't fuck your hand. 116 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:03,868 You guys, help me out. 117 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,479 Oh my god, I'm so excited! 118 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:06,523 Your dress is so big. 119 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:07,916 - Watch the dress. - Oh, don't drag it. 120 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,613 Oh! 121 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,877 - Aww! - Aww, Tina! 122 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,096 Here, T, take a drink. 123 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:17,317 Now before we leave, a toast. 124 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,188 To Tina. 125 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,103 To the house I leave behind. 126 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,104 Right on. 127 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:14,678 Pretty please! 128 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,201 Don't touch the vehicle. 129 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,594 Thank you very much. 130 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,901 Where is my star, Tina? 131 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,642 She's in the back. 132 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,427 Keep the Nunzio's to a minimum. 133 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:28,692 Tina. 134 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:33,480 - Tina. - That's what they call me. 135 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,525 I'm Raphael. I'm your director. 136 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,920 Alright, Mr. Director. 137 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,661 Alright, this ain't no friggin' gone with the wind. 138 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:41,531 It's a wedding. 139 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:42,967 Oh, I am a filmmaker. 140 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,405 60mm film only, okay? No video. 141 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,797 Okay, Raphael. 142 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,712 I'm going, I'm going. 143 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,497 Oh! Woo! 144 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:51,802 Alright. 145 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:52,673 Come on, darling. 146 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:53,978 Okay, okay. 147 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,458 Come on, baby. 148 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,547 There you go. 149 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,028 Yeah, yeah. Shoot this, buddy. 150 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,597 Who is this asshole anyway? 151 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:04,946 He's the priest's nephew. 152 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,165 You know, he's some NYU film school geek. 153 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:10,647 Tells my mother he wants to do a school thesis at my wedding. 154 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,083 Thesis? 155 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,781 Sounds like something a dog does. 156 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,435 Right, right! 157 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,262 Look it, all I'm saying is he's paying for everything. 158 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:18,699 Listen, he pays for everything, alright. 159 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:19,613 So why didn't she hire him? 160 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:20,831 He's cute. 161 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:21,615 Marina. 162 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,836 You know what? Your mother, she's cheap. 163 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,925 - Hey! - This could be good. 164 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,405 You know, I wish my wedding was filmed. 165 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:32,060 All I got was some drunken Barry video. 166 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,933 Hey, don't we have to be in there before the groom comes? 167 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:36,978 Yeah, it's bad luck. 168 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,501 Oh honey, he already came, alright? 169 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,198 I gave him a hummer last night before the bachelor party. 170 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,636 Look all I'm saying is... 171 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,813 I don't want no stray cat pawing a piece of my meat, alright? 172 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,641 Yeah, he's got you trained. 173 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:48,772 Oh, I wouldn't talk, alright? 174 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,774 Look at this, Barry, Barry all the way. 175 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,037 Yeah, yeah! Well what did you get out of it? 176 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,778 Oh, a low cal protein shake. 177 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:01,089 Tina, the light is perfect over here. 178 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,917 Oh, Raphael. 179 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,267 Okay, Tina, I just want you to be natural, okay? 180 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:06,660 No posing. 181 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,270 I have cameras set up all over the church, all over 182 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,967 the reception hall. 183 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,099 Just be yourself. 184 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,579 Just be Tina, okay? 185 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,710 Okay. 186 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,365 Oh, that's perfect. Did you get that? 187 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,193 Oh hey, no ass shots, alright? 188 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,890 Nothing! 189 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,805 You can shoot my ass. 190 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:22,937 Yeah, it'd be hard not to, honey. 191 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:24,678 Everybody look over here! 192 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:25,809 Nice hair, slappy. 193 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:26,636 Hey, how you doing? 194 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,072 My name's Sal. 195 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,770 I'm the photographer today for you lovely ladies. 196 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,946 I'm gonna take your picture right now so smile. 197 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:32,729 Woo! 198 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,774 Alright. 199 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,776 Alright. 200 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,692 Sal, I didn't pay you for Polaroid's, got it? 201 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:39,693 Oh, this is uh... 202 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:40,607 This is state of the art. 203 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:41,738 Who wants to wait an hour? 204 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:42,913 This is right away. 205 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:43,958 - Look, comes right out. - Yeah, right. 206 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:46,047 Girls, into the church right now, hurry up. 207 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,744 - Alright, Mrs. V. - Ma! 208 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,137 - Got your dress. - Alright, alright. 209 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,181 - You're looking good. - Ma, the camera's always on. 210 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,096 - Why is she so testy? - Well, you look nice. 211 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:53,271 This way, guys. 212 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,143 - This way. - Hey, Skippy. 213 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:56,579 Come here. I gotta get it off brake. 214 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,059 - No, no, you can't go here, man. - I got put it over here, no, no. 215 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,322 Take this and step aside, alright? 216 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,019 Put the kit in behind me, alright? 217 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,806 So what are you, the video guy? 218 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,372 - What? - Figures Josie would film... 219 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,678 the friggin' wedding. 220 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,724 What, so she can watch it every Sunday after church? 221 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,726 What? Oh my god, she needs a hobby. 222 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,031 Ma, you look gorgeous. 223 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,119 Did I tell you I was an ex altar boy, Maddy? 224 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,120 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 225 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,426 Priest made a move on me. 226 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,384 I hit him a power shot to the throat. Never came back. 227 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,604 Oh, that's why I love you cause you don't take shit from nobody. 228 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,476 That's right, baby. Proud to be an ex-Catholic, too. 229 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,956 - Hey, let me ask you something. - What? 230 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,697 You think the Pope ever jerks off. 231 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,395 Hey, hey, there's numb nuts. 232 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,400 Let's go, hurry up. Tony's coming! 233 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:36,924 Guys, come on, come on. 234 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,229 Are you nervous, T? 235 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:42,582 What, what? 236 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:43,757 You can't control him all his life. 237 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:44,801 You gotta let him go. 238 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,324 - Come on. - Let him go? 239 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,978 I'll let him go the day I die. 240 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:48,979 That's when I let him go. 241 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,373 Get the fuck out of here. 242 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,722 - You fucking douchebag. - Come here. 243 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,767 Come here. 244 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,116 Listen. 245 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,161 Tell Tomato Head we ain't going in until we hear the 246 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,076 opening theme music or whatever, alright? 247 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:02,123 I mean, not for nothing, she couldn't hire a valet? 248 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,254 Dad, keep a lid on it. 249 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,429 It's early already. 250 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,083 What am I saying? What, cause of the camera? 251 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,258 I'm not saying nothing I'm embarrassed of. 252 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,043 Hey, take my good side, asshole. Right here. 253 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,307 Come on, let's go over here, ma. Come on. 254 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,004 Maddy, what are you kidding me? 255 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,137 These kids on their own? 256 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,835 Little T needs his old man especially with that family. 257 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:19,662 No, we all need you. 258 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:21,838 Hey! 259 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,274 Look at this swing, huh?. 260 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,928 Look at that swing! 261 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,322 - What are you doing? - How you doing? 262 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,715 I got something very nice. 263 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:29,629 What do you got? 264 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,804 Mr. Hilarious in the fourth. 265 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:31,935 - Oh! - You in? 266 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:32,893 - You gotta give me some of that. - You're in. 267 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,155 Give me some. 268 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,547 - Alright, I'll see you inside. - Yeah, yeah. 269 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,201 Hey, Tony. When's your father gonna take the leash off? 270 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,115 Oh, fuck it. 271 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,073 One more day, bro. 272 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,291 One more day. 273 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,379 What do you me mean, Tony? 274 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,512 You gonna leave me alone or what? 275 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,818 We're attached at the hip, bro. 276 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,471 I mean, I'll come by the club every once in a while. 277 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,125 Once in a while? 278 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,126 - Well, that's what I mean... - Hey, Johnny, come on, huh? 279 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,127 Grow up. 280 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,172 What are you 19 next year? 281 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,782 You're getting your GED. 282 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:53,696 Tony's getting married. 283 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,479 Barry's having a kid. 284 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,263 - Grow up. - You know what? 285 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,090 Fuck you, Dom. 286 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,134 Who? 287 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,266 What, you think you're so smart? 288 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,441 - What are you gonna do, huh? - What am I... 289 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,355 What are you gonna do? 290 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,878 What are you gonna do? 291 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,401 Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no. 292 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,838 What'd I tell you? 293 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,927 I don't care what you do at the reception, okay? 294 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,320 No fucking drugs at the church, okay? 295 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,844 - I was just... - No fucking drugs. 296 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,367 What'd I tell you? 297 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,151 - What'd I tell you? - Alright, alright, alright. 298 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,022 I don't wanna get busted. 299 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,197 Don't worry about the camera. 300 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,024 It's too far away. 301 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:17,981 Listen, listen to me. 302 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:18,982 I'm serious. 303 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,984 I'm serious, guys. 304 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,119 Jesus. 305 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,294 Dom, how am I gonna make it through this thing 306 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,991 without medication? 307 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,169 Remember how you used to tell me you got into that 308 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,781 that zen state when you were wiring houses for cable? 309 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:35,433 Yeah. 310 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,914 Well, get into it. 311 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,526 How do you think I get into that zen state, asshole? 312 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,920 Oh, oh, you're fucked. 313 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,923 Alright, guys, listen. 314 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,533 The final countdown, alright? 315 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:49,621 I need your help. 316 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,362 - I love you, guys. - Love you, too. 317 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,408 Get me through this church without freaking. 318 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,758 Get me through the geek reception without freaking. 319 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,282 Throw me in my freaking car with my bride and send me off 320 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,588 - on my honeymoon, alright? - You got it, bro. 321 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,589 - Alright. - No bullshit. 322 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,025 - No bullshit. - No freaking. 323 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:02,896 No freaking. 324 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,158 - Alright. - Alright. 325 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,029 - You got it. - I did it for you, Barry. 326 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,988 Remember with your wife and her geek family. 327 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,120 The whole rabbi and chair thing? 328 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,341 Listen. 329 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,777 - I'd do it for yous. - You would. 330 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,126 Alright? 331 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,998 There's gonna be so much Vitale Catholic bullshit 332 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,391 in that fucking place, it'll freak any of us out. 333 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,349 Tone, you got it. 334 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,524 Keep the lid on. 335 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:23,307 Hey, hey. 336 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,048 Let's go, sucker. Come on. 337 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,050 Time to go. 338 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,052 - Hey, what are you doing? - What was that for, huh? 339 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,358 I saw that. 340 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,055 Respect your brother, alright? 341 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,970 No whoring. 342 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,016 Leave that to the old man. 343 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,061 Can't get it on. 344 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,373 Hey, hey, come on with that, huh? Jesus. 345 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,268 Where's the monsignor? 346 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,530 On the golf course. 347 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,755 Father Mark loves the Mets plus 120. 348 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,148 - You want some of that? - Yeah, give me some of that. 349 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,106 Here, take it. 350 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,805 Padre, peace? 351 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,024 What's the score? 352 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,473 Oh my god. 353 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,302 - She looks so beautiful. - I know. 354 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:48,001 Don't cry because you're gonna make me cry. 355 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,656 Tina. 356 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,484 - Oh, look at Joey. - Oh, Joey, you look gorgeous. 357 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,182 You're so grown up. 358 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,143 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 359 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,841 Stop this thing. 360 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,549 T, hold me before I faint. 361 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,030 Hey, it's just a panic attack. 362 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,422 Three things. 363 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,642 You're not going crazy. 364 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,688 You won't have to listen to your mother anymore. 365 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,648 And it's me and you from now on, okay baby? 366 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,042 How do I look? 367 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,391 You look cool. 368 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,523 - Come on. - Okay. 369 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,268 Hey, Father. 370 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,835 I don't think she's feeling too well so I was thinking 371 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,229 we could just skip right through the mass, hit the vows. 372 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,708 What do you say? 373 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,536 Is that alright with you, Tina? 374 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,799 Yeah. Yeah, cause otherwise I might barf and... 375 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,585 Okay, I'll have you out of here in no time. 376 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,153 Please be seated. 377 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,902 Oh Heavenly Father! 378 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:06,862 We are gathered today to celebrate the banquet of 379 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,822 life and witness the feast of love which Valentina 380 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,087 and Anthony are to share in marriage. 381 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,612 Let us begin by remembering that love must 382 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:22,704 be a part of our lives and we have not loved enough. 383 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,060 Tina! Tina! 384 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,497 - Tina! Tina! - Open it! 385 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,498 Get the door! 386 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,760 This fucking mut! 387 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,066 It's that jungle kid. 388 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,589 Hey, hey, sit down! 389 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,594 Welcome to God's house. 390 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,335 Turn around. Turn around! 391 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,077 Relax and make yourselves at home. 392 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,385 Because this is your church and so in the 393 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,518 presence of your church I ask you Tina and you Tony 394 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:58,044 to state your intentions. 395 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,440 Okay. 396 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,488 Love grows. 397 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,362 Love grows like flowers in the spring. 398 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:16,236 Love grows it makes you wanna sing. 399 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:22,372 Give it kindness, handle with care and before you 400 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,418 know it you're in love. 401 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,115 You're a pair. 402 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:32,556 Love grows in twinkling stars and holding hands 403 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,689 and in kissing in cars. 404 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,344 Hey Nunz, Mets just scored. 405 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,259 Sunlight. Sunlight. 406 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,567 With the sunlight of friendship. 407 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,481 - Go on. - Keep it going. 408 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,830 Let her go. 409 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,486 Our life, we bloom together as husband and wife. 410 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,271 It's okay, grandma. 411 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,317 What, did somebody die? 412 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,797 Hey, it's the Vitales. 413 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,104 Love merges the lesser with the greater. 414 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,237 Love merges me with the universe. 415 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,458 My quest in life is love. 416 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,854 I and my father are one. 417 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,683 Aww, that's a beautiful sentiment, Little T. 418 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,337 Isn't that nice, kids? 419 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,338 I am loved. 420 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,298 Therefore I am loved. 421 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,125 Yeah! 422 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,391 Repeat after me. 423 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,089 I, Anthony "Little T" 424 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,873 I, Anthony "Little T" 425 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:32,877 Take you, Valentina Victoria, to be my wife. 426 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:37,317 Take you, Valentina Victoria, to be my wife. 427 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,667 I promise to be true to you in good times and in 428 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:43,714 bad, in sickness and in health. 429 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,630 I promise to be true to you in good times and in 430 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,372 bad, in sickness and in health. 431 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,941 Forsaking all others, give only onto you. 432 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,726 Forsaking all others, give only onto you. 433 00:17:55,857 --> 00:18:01,123 I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. 434 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:04,735 I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. 435 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,695 Till death do us part. 436 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,740 Till death do us part. 437 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,742 Tina. 438 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,746 I, Valentina Victoria... 439 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,358 I, Valentina Victoria... 440 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:22,275 Take you, Anthony "Little T," to be my husband. 441 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,537 Take you, Tony... 442 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,409 Anthony "Little T," to be my husband. 443 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,503 I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, 444 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,550 in sickness and in health. 445 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,292 I promise to be good to you in good times and in 446 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,425 bad, bed, bad... 447 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,427 In sickness and in health. 448 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:48,910 Forsaking all others, give only onto you. 449 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,913 And forsaking all others, give only onto you. 450 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:56,831 I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. 451 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,660 I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. 452 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,967 Till death do us part. 453 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,492 Till death do us part. 454 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,711 May I have the rings. 455 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:11,802 Barry! 456 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,282 The rings. 457 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,811 - Whoa, who's doobie? - Is that a joint? 458 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,596 Such a stoner. 459 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:29,385 Take this ring as a sign of my love and my fidelity. 460 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:33,868 Take this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity. 461 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,176 Tina. 462 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,224 Take this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity. 463 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:48,404 If anybody here knows of any reason why these two 464 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,451 should not be joined together in holy matrimony, 465 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:55,324 let them speak now or forever hold their peace. 466 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,673 I... 467 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,589 Fucker. 468 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,548 I'll take that as a no. 469 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,684 May God, the eternal father, keep you 470 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,860 in love with each other so that peace of Christ may 471 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,907 stay with you and be always in your home. 472 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,519 Amen. 473 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:20,044 May your children bless you, your friends console 474 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:23,265 you, and all men live in peace with you. 475 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:27,226 Amen. 476 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,627 I gave him his Flomax. 477 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,022 By the power invested in me by the state of New 478 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,982 York, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 479 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,463 You may now kiss your bride. 480 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,214 Tony! 481 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:03,131 Due to the unusually hot weather and the fact that 482 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,308 our poor church cannot afford air conditioning, 483 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,397 we will skip the mass. 484 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,181 Skip the mass? 485 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,706 Go my children and praise the lord. 486 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,098 What about Monsignor O'Reilly? 487 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,796 - T, get me out of here. - Let's go! 488 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,885 - Party! - Party! 489 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:38,792 For those of you who don't know me, my name is Vinnie Black. 490 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:42,622 I am the Cadillac of caterers and I welcome you 491 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,145 to the Coliseum. 492 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:45,842 My pleasure. 493 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:49,890 Folks, I am honored that Josie and her late husband, Vito, 494 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:54,024 have entrusted me with their lovely daughter's wedding party. 495 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:57,376 I've known Valentina since she was born. 496 00:22:57,506 --> 00:23:01,641 And she has grown into a beautiful, full, 497 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:02,772 delicious woman. 498 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,905 Don't get me started. 499 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:08,038 And now folks, let's begin the show by bringing in 500 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:11,607 the two very special people who have made Tony 501 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:13,827 and Tina the great kids they are today. 502 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:17,961 Let's welcome the lovely, Josephina Vitale and 503 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:22,749 Mr. Anthony "Big T" Nunzio Senior. 504 00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:25,969 Oh look, it's Vinnie Boom Botz and Morticia. 505 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,754 Guys, guys, could you just... 506 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,190 Beautiful, now go ahead. 507 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,234 Come on, hurry up, hurry up. 508 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:37,111 The beautiful Ms. Marina Galleno and Mr. Johnny Nunzio. 509 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,025 Folks, move together please. 510 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,853 Could you move together? Thank you. 511 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,681 Alright, good. 512 00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:43,030 Go ahead. Go. 513 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,816 Oh look, it's Chico and Harpo Marx. 514 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,078 Where's Groucho? Guys... 515 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,558 There! That's beautiful. 516 00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:50,603 Class, just pure class. 517 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,908 Donna and Dominic. 518 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:52,996 Our maid of honor... 519 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,694 Oh, Jesus. 520 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:55,999 That things bigger than your face. 521 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,174 Okay, right here guys. 522 00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,088 Move on. 523 00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,350 Get a haircut. 524 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,876 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the moment 525 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,400 you've all been waiting for... 526 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:10,318 Let's welcome for the first time as man and wife, 527 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:17,107 Mr. and Mrs. Anthony "Little T" Nunzio Jr. 528 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:18,979 Guys, guys. 529 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,589 Beautiful, up and... 530 00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:22,461 Yes, good. 531 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:23,505 Go ahead. 532 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,163 And here they come to join us... 533 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,210 Tony and Tina, God bless. 534 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,693 And now folks, I'm gonna turn the stage over to 535 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,087 none other than Donnie Dulce. 536 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,351 The rockin' and rollin' Donnie Dulce. 537 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,703 Hey, I'm Donnie Dulce and we are the Dead Poets Society. 538 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:48,617 Ow! 539 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,358 Thank you. 540 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,926 You guys may remember us a few years ago, we had a 541 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:55,798 number one hit called Destiny. 542 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,104 Yeah! 543 00:24:57,234 --> 00:25:00,194 Uh, we've been in a studio for a couple years. 544 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,022 We should be coming out with something new pretty soon. 545 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,632 Ain't that right, Zeppo? 546 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,895 That's Zeppo back there, our new manager behind the bar. 547 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:08,202 Well, enough about us. 548 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,032 Let's clear the dancefloor for Tony and Tina's first 549 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,339 dance as man and lady. 550 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,950 Oh, Tina, you're so gorgeous. 551 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,168 Ma, stop. 552 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:20,780 So beautiful. 553 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,916 Ma! 554 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,810 Ma! 555 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:08,001 Alright, and let's have the parents join in. 556 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,063 Alright, entire bridal party join in. 557 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:37,987 How am I gonna get rid of this hard on? 558 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,946 You gotta dance with my mother. 559 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,253 That did it. 560 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,046 Come here. 561 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:55,396 You know, it's great to have a broad in the family again. 562 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:57,006 You know that? 563 00:26:57,137 --> 00:27:00,227 Oh, you know, you're gonna have a beautiful honeymoon. 564 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,011 Of course we never went on a honeymoon. 565 00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,884 Vito had a job, two jobs. 566 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:08,104 Working for max sanitation outfit and moonlighting as a 567 00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:10,890 security man down at the Bowling Blarney. 568 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,587 I mean, cause he wanted to buy his own truck. 569 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:15,329 I mean, I thought he was crazy going into garbage, 570 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,984 but he knew best. 571 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:19,899 He always did. 572 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:23,816 He never let me or the kids down ever. 573 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:26,209 I know you miss him, Mrs. V. 574 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,909 Good man is hard to find. Very rare. 575 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,388 Seriously, I was watching you guys up there today. 576 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,042 Mhm. 577 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:35,479 And I couldn't help but thinking about myself, you know? 578 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:39,527 My early married life was full of so much crap and turmoil. 579 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,268 I know, I heard, I heard. 580 00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,878 Trying to get the Animal Kingdom off of the ground. 581 00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,532 You know, the place was nothing but a nickel 582 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,968 peepshow when I took it over? 583 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,491 And look at what you've done with the place. 584 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:49,058 Aw, thank you, Tina. 585 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:52,192 Yeah, but the thing about it was everything was a big decision. 586 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:54,020 What do I do, what do I do, what do I do? 587 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:54,934 - Do I go topless? - Mhm. 588 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:56,936 Do I serve food? 589 00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,981 - I took the high road. - Mhm. 590 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,896 You're not gonna have any of them problems. 591 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:01,984 No. 592 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,377 It's easy being a kid today, isn't it? 593 00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:04,813 Sure. 594 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,557 Ah, you know, I really like talking to you. 595 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,472 - Me too. - Yeah, you're very special. 596 00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,952 Thank you. Okay. 597 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,170 Alright, thank you for the dance. 598 00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:16,172 Thank you. Tony! 599 00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,131 Listen, is there something, a special message 600 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,916 that you want to tell Tina and Tony for their wedding? 601 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,396 Yes. 602 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:28,228 T and Tony, I hope that you guys spend together 603 00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,317 forever and ever. 604 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,711 I mean, you guys are like the perfect couple. 605 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:37,280 And I only hope that someday I find a boy who 606 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:40,327 is perfect for me like Tony is for you, T. 607 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,330 You guys are gonna be so happy together and you're 608 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,767 both gorgeous and I love you. 609 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:46,855 Muah. 610 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,926 To getting through the day. 611 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,583 So did you grow up with Tina's family with her mom and her... 612 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:22,238 Well yeah, I mean, we're all from Queens, you know. 613 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:25,546 And when she married Vito, that handsome bastard, 614 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:28,157 they moved out to Long Island. 615 00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:29,289 She got all uptown. 616 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,333 - You know what I mean? - Oh. 617 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:31,857 - Like we were trash. - Yeah. 618 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,772 Now what happened to Vito? 619 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,121 Oh, Vito. 620 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:38,211 I mean, you know, he was stringing lights in a 621 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:39,560 fucking blizzard. 622 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:40,604 Oh. 623 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389 And the thing went over, the ladder. 624 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:43,520 You know? 625 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,088 But she was a slave driver. 626 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:49,483 She had him doing the lights in a fucking blizzard. 627 00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:54,314 But my theory is this, I feel Vito leapt to his doom 628 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:57,273 because he was found, they say, with a smile on his face. 629 00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:59,580 Anything to get the fuck away from her. 630 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,321 Alright, let's just put the music back on. 631 00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,496 She'll feel better. 632 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,019 Hey, I think she's really hurt, dad. 633 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,586 No, this is the old flash knockdown routine. 634 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,370 I've seen it a million times, okay? 635 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,589 Alright, let's just get her up. 636 00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:09,982 Tina. 637 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:10,939 Look, all I'm saying is, T, if we make a big deal 638 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,941 about it, she'll milk it, alright? I would. 639 00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,116 Listen, ma, look it. 640 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,117 Enough, alright? Come on. 641 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,292 Get up, get off the deck. 642 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,256 Okay, sit down right there. 643 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:33,309 Alright, everyone. Grandma's okay. 644 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,399 So why don't we all settle down and find our seats. 645 00:30:36,530 --> 00:30:40,621 Let's go back to our seats and how about a hand for grandma. 646 00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:43,145 80 or 90 something and still trucking. 647 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:44,146 God bless. 648 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,235 We didn't get to finish dancing. 649 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:48,629 Why are you being so selfish? 650 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,675 Me? She's the one being selfish. 651 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:52,981 - Tina. - Ugh! 652 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:58,291 I never seen her like this. 653 00:30:58,421 --> 00:30:59,814 Wait till you get her pregnant. 654 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,511 She's gonna grab a hold of your balls. 655 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,862 She's not gonna let go until you're in the grave. 656 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,255 Oh, that's a nice, healthy way to look at marriage. 657 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,561 What are you on, drugs? 658 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,084 Yeah. 659 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,652 Look, I'm just trying to be an honest best man with 660 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:13,480 my best friend. 661 00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,177 Save it. 662 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,269 You know, me and Tony, it's uh... 663 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,270 It's been forever, you know? 664 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,533 It's more than brothers, you know? 665 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:26,014 You know, I... 666 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:28,974 You know... 667 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:30,932 You know, I love him, you know? 668 00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,325 - You do? - Yeah. 669 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,718 I feel like you feel very close to him. 670 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:39,723 No, I do, I just don't want nothing to change. 671 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:42,161 You know, after this. 672 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,032 And you know, Tina, she's great, she's the best. 673 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,251 Tina. 674 00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:46,905 You know, it is definitely gonna change. 675 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,472 I mean, he's going to move away and live with Tina. 676 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,560 I'm assuming, right? 677 00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,562 I mean, that's gonna be difficult on you. 678 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,564 Yeah, I know. I mean, that's what happens. 679 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:58,264 You know, you get married things happen, things change, right? 680 00:31:58,394 --> 00:31:59,918 - Yeah. - I know. 681 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:07,229 Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry! 682 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,015 Uh... 683 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,322 Tony. 684 00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:14,541 Tina. 685 00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:19,415 Uh, we've been friends a long time, you know? 686 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,200 And we're tight. 687 00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,854 I, uh... 688 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:27,423 thought a lot about what to say and I, uh... 689 00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:30,600 wrote some stuff down, but maybe it's better if I 690 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,428 just speak directly from my heart. 691 00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:36,780 I never seen two people who more hot for each 692 00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:38,304 other than you two. 693 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:39,958 Sorry, sister. 694 00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,220 Uh... 695 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:45,137 You two are meant to be together. 696 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,704 You love each other, you really... 697 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:49,619 You love each other and uh... 698 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,275 That's what the fucking world needs more of. 699 00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:58,106 That's it. 700 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,633 Oh, he's a regular Einstein. 701 00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:05,505 Barry. 702 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,291 That blew me away. 703 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,079 Well... 704 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:19,301 She hung in there with me for a few years and uh... 705 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:23,218 and so she hangs in there with me for a few more. 706 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:24,567 - Here's to my beautiful bride. - Salud. 707 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,221 - Tina! - Tina! 708 00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:27,483 Oh, I wanna make a toast, too. 709 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:28,441 I wanna make a toast. 710 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:29,355 Sorry, honey. 711 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:30,356 Okay. 712 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:38,277 Paula Abdul, Forever your Girl, is my favorite video 713 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:39,974 of all time. 714 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:43,543 To Taylor Dane, Pat Benatar, this Long Island girl's proud! 715 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,676 Yeah! Oh, and Madonna your sexy videos make my panties wet! 716 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,772 - Cheers! - Cheers! 717 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:02,344 To the two T's in my life... 718 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,564 Hey, hey, hey, that's enough of that crap! 719 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:05,913 Save some for later. 720 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,220 Believe me, it don't get no better neither. 721 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,874 Alright. 722 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:13,573 Tony, you're my son and I love you. 723 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,576 And Tina, you're a Nunzio. 724 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,881 You're my daughter. 725 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:20,884 I only hope that you can make him happy. 726 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:23,931 As happy as the love of my life, Maddy, makes me. 727 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,587 I allow her to create, she allows me to procreate. 728 00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:30,459 Know your place, suck some face. 729 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:31,765 Such a beautiful thing, isn't it? 730 00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,288 Hey, everybody, listen! 731 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:34,681 Save your wedding invitations. 732 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,335 Take them all to Animal Kingdom later, I'll give 733 00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:37,858 you ten percent off any drink. 734 00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,555 - Yeah, yeah. - Alright, that was beautiful. 735 00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:41,514 Pops, the human cupid. 736 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:44,082 Well we wanna make a toast, too. 737 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:50,610 I would like to toast my beloved husband. 738 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:54,048 Tina's father, Vito. 739 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,485 Who's beautiful life was cut short a year and a 740 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:59,619 half ago because he liked Christmas. 741 00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:01,577 He loved Christmas. 742 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,927 And he wanted those friggin' lights up on the 743 00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,538 roof before the 15th. 744 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:08,106 I mean, he should've never been up on the roof that day, 745 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,717 but you know, he was never one to shirk from a job. 746 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,849 Even if no one was there to help him. 747 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,503 Hail, Vito! 748 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:16,505 Hail, Vito! 749 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,551 Come on, buddy, raise your glass. 750 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,118 Hey! 751 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,337 Oh, shy guy. 752 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,730 It's alright, Dom. It's alright. 753 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:24,600 - I'll take care of it. - That's it. 754 00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,341 - For Vito. - Calm down, it's alright. 755 00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:27,516 What are you doing, Michael? 756 00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,865 I told you you had to be good. 757 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,128 - Vito. - You have to be good. 758 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,042 Now behave yourself or I'm gonna throw you out. 759 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,305 - I'm sorry, Mrs. V... - This is Tina's wedding. 760 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:34,654 Behave yourself. 761 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:37,439 Please, Father Mark. 762 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,137 A blessing and a prayer. 763 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:39,920 Hey, hey! 764 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,661 Pope spelt my name wrong. 765 00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:43,750 Well that's what you get when you get a Polish pope. 766 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,711 You know, on that note, let us pray. 767 00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:53,934 Oh heavenly Father! 768 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:57,677 We ask that you bestow your many blessings upon 769 00:35:57,807 --> 00:36:00,158 Valentina and Anthony. 770 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:04,336 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 771 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:10,472 Amen. Amen. 772 00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:14,650 Thank you, Father Mark. 773 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,653 Holy water from our holy fountain blessed by the 774 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:22,441 Pope himself on his last visit in 1979. 775 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:24,312 Father Mark, ladies and gentlemen. 776 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,489 Just that you have a beautiful place here. 777 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:28,664 Thank you very much. 778 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,797 It was inspired by the movie Spartacus. 779 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,755 You know, I saw that movie when I was a teenager. 780 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:33,974 I was very impressed by it. 781 00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:37,499 My parents ran an Italian restaurant and you know, 782 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,718 I used to eat there. 783 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:40,850 And uh, I was always involved in food and 784 00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:42,461 eating and cracking jokes. 785 00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:44,593 You know, in high school I was... 786 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,552 I remember Tony Pitzicarda once said to me... 787 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:47,988 What are you comedian? 788 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,859 And I was as a matter of fact. 789 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:52,210 You know, they didn't slap me around because I kept 790 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,647 them laughing all the time, see so that's uh... 791 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:58,433 We merged the food, the comedy, and my natural 792 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:00,392 inclination to entertain, you know. 793 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,349 Came up with the Coliseum. 794 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,394 Oh! 795 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,047 I invented it basically. 796 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,354 You invite Michael... 797 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:07,747 Hi, girl! 798 00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:10,837 Well... 799 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,492 Did you know that olives make you horny? 800 00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:14,710 Yeah. 801 00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:16,886 - Eat it. - Hey, come on. 802 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:17,800 What are you doing? 803 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:18,540 Hey! 804 00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:19,889 Catch the friggin' olive. 805 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,804 Hey, watch the suit before I make you clean it. 806 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:23,850 - Hey! Hey! - Oh! 807 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,156 That was nasty. 808 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,507 - Men are so gross. - Yeah, gross. 809 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,682 Oh, you've had a hard on for Barry ever since 810 00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:30,465 you got pregnant. 811 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:31,901 No, she's right, T. 812 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,469 She gotta watch him all the time. 813 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,646 Look at Johnny hitting on that queer bouton. 814 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,387 Yeah, but Dom wouldn't do that you. 815 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:40,780 He loves you. 816 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,825 No, cause he knows I'd kill him. 817 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,610 But I know he does it behind my back. 818 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,046 They all do it. 819 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:48,614 Always checking their options. 820 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:51,530 Listen, girls, we're here to carry the bloodlines. 821 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,533 Sex all the time, they're trying to blow you up. 822 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:57,013 Then you got the baby, it's the Elvis thing. 823 00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:58,363 The what? 824 00:37:58,493 --> 00:37:59,712 Elvis. 825 00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:02,932 I read, once his wife had a baby, he stopped having 826 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:04,456 sex with her. 827 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,327 Some kinda weird mommy thing. 828 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,067 Barry? 829 00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,025 No. 830 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:10,549 Looks it's like I told Marina... 831 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:13,595 I said, honey, get yourself a good vibrator, 832 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:16,555 a good dog, and a good cleaning service. 833 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,991 That is all a woman needs. 834 00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,427 - Amen. - Right. 835 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,604 On my wedding day, you're telling me this? 836 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:23,866 Y'all need to get your heads checked. 837 00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,260 No, you get your head checked. 838 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,523 Why do you think I'm putting off Dom? 839 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,960 Hello, he wants to blow me up. 840 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,354 I ain't in no hurry to marry him. 841 00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:35,704 Alright, well thank you. Thank you. 842 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,315 I'm gonna go commit some suicide. 843 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:39,317 Oh, T. 844 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:42,232 Mm! 845 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:46,019 Hey, can I get a plate full of ziti? 846 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,631 Hey, Tone. 847 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:51,024 Tina okay? 848 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:54,419 No, she's been acting weird. 849 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,551 And this is just today, right? 850 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,161 It's out of the blue. 851 00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,599 Yeah, it's freaking me a little bit. 852 00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:05,778 You ever hear the phrase, the apple don't fall far 853 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,388 from the tree? 854 00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,608 What? 855 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:11,697 Oh no, gross me out. 856 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,002 Listen, Tone. 857 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:13,568 I mean, I'm sorry to say, but why do you think I've 858 00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:15,222 been holding off on Donna? 859 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,658 You know, she's been bitching to me about getting married. 860 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,007 Yeah? 861 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:20,183 Listen, last Christmas I was at her place and I saw 862 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,751 the way her mother just fucking beat on her dad. 863 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,623 Got me to thinking. 864 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:26,538 No, no, no. 865 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:27,800 Tina hates her mother. 866 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,758 Not my Tina. 867 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,717 Well I fucking hope so, Tone. 868 00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,675 I do for your sake. 869 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:36,809 No, not my Tina. 870 00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:37,984 Ma! 871 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:40,116 - Ma, ma! - What is going on here? What? 872 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,683 Ma, there's no prosciutto in my ziti. 873 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:42,771 Ma, ma! 874 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,120 There was in mine. 875 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,948 It's not from the second tray. 876 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:49,909 Oh my god, you're right. It's empty. 877 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,301 I know, it's nasty. 878 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,433 He's not getting away with this. 879 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:53,478 Just get over here. 880 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,131 - Oh ma, don't make a scene. - Eh, Joey! 881 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,570 I mean, this is really where you gotta see a resemblance. 882 00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,658 I don't know. 883 00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,183 You know, when they're not together every day 884 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,880 it'll wear off. 885 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,969 It's bound to. 886 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:16,283 Josephina and our bride. 887 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,067 What the hell do you call this? 888 00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,243 - Ziti. - Right. 889 00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:22,724 We paid for prosciutto stuffed ziti and there's 890 00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:24,552 no prosciutto! 891 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,424 Well there should be. 892 00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:31,777 You know, the help these days. 893 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:34,867 You're taking advantage of me because I'm a widow. 894 00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:37,609 You know if daddy were here he'd punch you! 895 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:40,133 I'll refund you $100. 896 00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:44,050 And then you'd wake up and he'd punch you again. 897 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:51,187 $29.99 for boiled pasta? 898 00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,712 Okay, a hundred and a quarter. 899 00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:55,757 $150. 900 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:56,802 You got it. 901 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,761 I just want yous to be happy. 902 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:03,809 Fine. 903 00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:05,027 Alright. 904 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,073 Alright. 905 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,250 You gonna do some more jokes for us later? 906 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,165 Of course. 907 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:15,037 Vinnie was always the funniest guy in school. 908 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,212 My pleasure. 909 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:18,911 Yeah. 910 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,742 You know what? Check that. 911 00:41:23,872 --> 00:41:27,136 Make that stinger a lemon ball and put a vodka seven in a 912 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:28,921 - soda glass for me, alright? - You got it. 913 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:29,965 Hey, you got the game on back there? 914 00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:31,184 - How's this glass? It's good? - It's good. 915 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,316 Can't put the game on. 916 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:34,753 Vinnie don't want it on during the wedding. 917 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,015 Sorry. 918 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:37,973 Hey, Mikey. 919 00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,192 Hey, Barry. 920 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,802 How's the video business? 921 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,151 It sucks. 922 00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:44,676 Hey, listen. 923 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,681 You fuck with Tony, I break your face. 924 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,031 Cool. 925 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,641 Here you go, chief. 926 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,164 Hey, Father. 927 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,383 Hey, you gonna have a strong one? 928 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,647 Oh, no, no. On duty till the end of time, you know? 929 00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:01,693 Hey, Bar. 930 00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,129 Would you uh... 931 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:05,000 You feel okay about ordering me one? 932 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,742 Hey, Zeppo. 933 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:09,265 - Yeah. - Get this dope a scotch. 934 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,093 One dope scotch, coming up. 935 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,878 Can I have a beer please? 936 00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,227 - God bless, Father. - Here you are, chief. 937 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:20,755 Uh, excuse me, another scotch please for him. 938 00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:25,281 Beer for you, sweetheart? 939 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,022 Golden voice, golden voice. 940 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,197 Thank you. 941 00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:29,764 Here you go, hon. 942 00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,989 Hey, can I get a beer? 943 00:42:46,128 --> 00:42:47,434 Thank you. 944 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,697 I work at the Animal Kingdom. 945 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,048 I don't know, maybe you've heard of it. 946 00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:58,010 You know, some of the girls at the uh... 947 00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:01,840 Doing exhibitions at the Kingdom make upwards of 948 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,929 forty, fifty dollars a night, you know? 949 00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:06,148 I mean, it's no Uncle Sam. 950 00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:08,237 Wow. You're kidding me? 951 00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:09,761 No, it's true. 952 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:12,241 But uh, I mean... 953 00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:14,853 You know, it's um... 954 00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:17,159 It depends on the act, you know? 955 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,900 You know, it's... 956 00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:20,946 If you wanna come in one night, maybe one 957 00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:22,295 afternoon, you know? 958 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:24,166 Maybe I can help you put something sexy together, 959 00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:25,603 you know? 960 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,301 Listen, asshole. 961 00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:30,869 I'm a singer in a hot band that had a top ten hit a 962 00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:32,610 few years ago. 963 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,829 Why the fuck what I wanna dance butt naked in your shithole? 964 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,787 Jerk. 965 00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,440 Nice said, Celeste. 966 00:43:37,571 --> 00:43:39,617 See ya, asshole. 967 00:43:41,053 --> 00:43:42,707 Come on, keep trying. 968 00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:44,970 Hey listen, Donny. Uh... 969 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,581 How about playing some Madonna or the Boss, you know? I mean... 970 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:50,366 Well, we don't play Madonna or the Boss. 971 00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:53,979 We don't do no covers, we just do our original material. 972 00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,285 Yeah, I understand that, but Tina and I talked about... 973 00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:58,200 No, no, I'm sorry, man. 974 00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,987 Hey, Zeppo. 975 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:05,381 Zeppo, is this the big gig you were telling us about, huh? 976 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:06,600 For two weeks? 977 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,124 They don't even know who we are, Zeppo. 978 00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:11,910 Hey, man, they love you. 979 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,476 - They love us? - Yes, absolutely! 980 00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:15,130 Maybe we're not in the same club here, Zeppo. 981 00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:16,610 They hate us. 982 00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:18,699 Look man, when we gonna get back in the studio? 983 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:21,484 Studio? Studio's maybe a month, a week, maybe six months away. 984 00:44:21,615 --> 00:44:22,355 It's right around the corner. 985 00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:24,792 Alright, what is the dealbreaker? 986 00:44:24,923 --> 00:44:25,750 - Huh? - Truth? 987 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,055 - Yeah. - Rap. 988 00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,535 Hey, Zeppo, honey. 989 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:29,928 Can you do more than a little bit? 990 00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:30,711 I'll be right with you, sweetheart. 991 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:31,843 - Thank you. - I love your hair. 992 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:32,931 Oh, thank you! 993 00:44:33,061 --> 00:44:34,367 - Rap? - Rap. 994 00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:35,455 They're looking for a little rap. 995 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:36,891 It's kind of a new wave deal. 996 00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,110 You know. 997 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,199 We don't change our sound for nobody, alright? 998 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,504 Fuck rap. 999 00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:44,333 Sorry, Father, but fuck rap. 1000 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:45,987 We are power ballads. 1001 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:46,988 Absolutely. 1002 00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:47,859 Stay with it. 1003 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,991 Power ballads forever. 1004 00:44:50,122 --> 00:44:51,427 One hit wonders. 1005 00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:52,341 I still love these guys though. 1006 00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:54,474 What do you need, boss? 1007 00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:55,344 I didn't even know any of those songs. 1008 00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:57,390 You got it. 1009 00:44:58,434 --> 00:44:59,914 I want a girl like you, man. 1010 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,263 You're a happy guy. 1011 00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:02,482 I'm saying hi to Tone here. 1012 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:03,744 That's perfect. 1013 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:05,224 Why don't you give a little message to Tony and 1014 00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:07,356 Tina to my camera? 1015 00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:09,271 That would be very nice for them, no? 1016 00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:11,491 I don't know. Um... 1017 00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:15,364 Uh, well I just, I hope, you know... 1018 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:18,411 I hope that you're gonna be happy, Tony. 1019 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,369 Um... 1020 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,981 I mean, you know what you're doing so I don't 1021 00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:25,244 need to be talking about that, I just... 1022 00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:26,506 You are very sweet. 1023 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:29,074 - That's very nice. - Um, yeah. 1024 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,989 Hey, you guys. 1025 00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:32,860 Let's go get high. 1026 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,514 Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1027 00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:35,994 Johnny. 1028 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:38,083 Hey, Johnny. Do you wanna eat with me? 1029 00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:39,867 Hey, come here. 1030 00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:41,129 Buzz off, alright? 1031 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,391 I'm getting laid tonight. 1032 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,003 I'm getting laid tonight. 1033 00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:46,482 You two should get together. 1034 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,441 Barry, get me a drink first. 1035 00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:54,099 Baby. 1036 00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,709 When we getting out of here? 1037 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,320 Not until I get really drunk, really sweaty, and 1038 00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,714 really horny. 1039 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:04,109 You two should go visit each and every table and I 1040 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,284 mean right now. 1041 00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:07,547 Here's your booster bag. 1042 00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:11,159 Ma, we will visit when we want. 1043 00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:13,161 I said now. 1044 00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:15,163 Ma, I am married now, alright? 1045 00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:18,253 I will visit when I want. 1046 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,002 Barry, Dom. 1047 00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:29,264 - Barry, Barry, Barry - Give me a light. 1048 00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:30,091 Have you seen that cute blonde out there I was 1049 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,092 talking to before? 1050 00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:32,398 Yeah, yeah. 1051 00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:33,138 The one you've been drooling over since church? 1052 00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:34,443 I've seen her. 1053 00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:37,185 Well, come on, it's not obvious, is it? 1054 00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:38,578 Johhny, she's like... 1055 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,058 She's sitting at the kiddie table. 1056 00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:42,234 - What is she 13, 14 years old? - Fucking fag. 1057 00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:43,322 No. 1058 00:46:43,452 --> 00:46:45,411 No! Man, it's just... 1059 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,239 Those tits, are you kidding? No, no way. 1060 00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,196 Whatever, Johnny, you're the expert. 1061 00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:49,154 Dom, come on, you've seen that ass. 1062 00:46:49,284 --> 00:46:50,155 Oh, right now! 1063 00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:55,334 Smoking weed! 1064 00:46:55,464 --> 00:46:57,031 Tony is beautiful. 1065 00:46:57,162 --> 00:46:59,164 The baby's gonna be beautiful. 1066 00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:02,515 And I gonna wish them they have a lot of baby and 1067 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:06,040 that I gonna be a grandma and they gonna talk Italian. 1068 00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:07,520 Nobody talks Italian, no? 1069 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,348 They wanna be American. 1070 00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:10,610 Eh, what are you gonna do? 1071 00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:13,047 They go to school in America, they come over 1072 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:15,180 here and they talk Spanish. 1073 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,311 I don't understand. 1074 00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:17,747 Nobody talk Italian. 1075 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,445 Tony no talk Italian, Anthony no talk Italian, 1076 00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:20,402 Tina no talk Italian. 1077 00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:01,487 Pour some shots, come on. 1078 00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:02,575 Pour one for her, too. 1079 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:03,315 I don't want one right now. 1080 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:04,577 Just take one. 1081 00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:06,057 Here's the thing... 1082 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:11,714 Like Frank, I'm getting into the autumn of my years. 1083 00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:13,412 Dad, keep a lid on it. 1084 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:15,370 No, no, no, I am really. 1085 00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,938 And I've been breaking my ass all my life to build a 1086 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:20,636 respectable strip joint from what was nothing but a... 1087 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,074 But a nickel fucking peep show. 1088 00:48:23,204 --> 00:48:24,553 That's right. 1089 00:48:24,684 --> 00:48:27,817 And building you boys a damn good home while I was at it. 1090 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:31,430 But the thing is, I think I've done enough. 1091 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,520 I wanna phase myself out of the club. 1092 00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:38,045 So if you want it, you can have it. 1093 00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,270 You gonna take that drink now, baby? 1094 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,532 Wait a minute. 1095 00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:48,229 You're trying to be nice and give this as a wedding 1096 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,710 gift of the most important thing in your life. 1097 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,626 T, he wants me to run a fucking strip club. 1098 00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:56,672 - Live stock and pasties. - Dad. 1099 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,500 That's the most generous thing you've ever done in your life. 1100 00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:01,155 I mean, let Tina and I sleep on it. 1101 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:01,939 Oh, I'll fucking sleep on it. 1102 00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:02,983 Fuck you. 1103 00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,595 There's a few little strings attached, okay? 1104 00:49:06,726 --> 00:49:08,119 You're gonna take care of your idiot brother, 1105 00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:09,468 Johnny, for life. 1106 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:11,470 Put a roof over your grandma's head, and of 1107 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,386 course, there's my golden parachute, but these are 1108 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:17,563 minor gotsies we can work out later, alright? 1109 00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:20,261 The important thing now is to let loose, have fun, 1110 00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:22,611 it's your wedding because believe me, it's all 1111 00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,527 downhill from here, huh? Huh? Come here. 1112 00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:26,789 - Uh, excuse me. - Hey, hey, hey. 1113 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,574 Come here, Tina. Come on. 1114 00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:29,575 Sit on daddy's lap. 1115 00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:30,968 Come here. 1116 00:49:31,098 --> 00:49:32,143 You know what, I don't think it's a very good 1117 00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:33,448 idea right now. 1118 00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:34,362 Why, what's the matter? 1119 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:35,450 You got a little gas? 1120 00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:39,063 Hey, where you going? 1121 00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,194 Come on! 1122 00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:41,369 Keep your fucking father away from me 1123 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,501 for the rest of the night. 1124 00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:44,503 Hey, he's my dad. 1125 00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:46,635 Yeah, unfortunately. 1126 00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:48,202 Listen, he's trying to do the right thing. 1127 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,290 That club's his life. 1128 00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:50,030 His, T. 1129 00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:52,685 His, not mine or yours. 1130 00:49:52,815 --> 00:49:54,600 Do you not remember how you told me you hated it? 1131 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,428 I know, I know. 1132 00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:58,604 Listen, nothing's changed. 1133 00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,562 I can't wait for us to get out of here. 1134 00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:03,348 You know, just by ourselves. 1135 00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:05,219 Hey. 1136 00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:06,786 What's with the long faces? 1137 00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,222 This is supposed to be the happiest day of your lives. 1138 00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:11,008 What was that? 1139 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:12,966 All I'm saying is nothing's ever gonna be the same again. 1140 00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:15,621 That's good because things as they are kinda suck. 1141 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,797 So fucking stupid, Barry. Ugh. 1142 00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:19,538 Marina. 1143 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:21,801 What are you guys doing? 1144 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:23,672 Fighting already. 1145 00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:26,632 He's the cause of all this shit. 1146 00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:27,328 I know it. 1147 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,329 I'm gonna kill him. 1148 00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:30,549 Hey, just chill. Chill, bro, chill. 1149 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:32,594 You don't wanna spend your honeymoon in sing sing. 1150 00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:35,771 Yeah, you'd be popping the wrong cherries. 1151 00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:39,036 Check out the fucking slut. 1152 00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:42,561 She's a fucking burden. 1153 00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:51,744 Now listen, do you have a boyfriend, a special boy? 1154 00:50:51,874 --> 00:50:55,356 I do, his name's Dominic. 1155 00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:58,185 He's very hot, but he's really kinky and sometimes 1156 00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:00,361 it's like a little too much for me. 1157 00:51:00,492 --> 00:51:04,322 And I really like Donnie, the band singer. 1158 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,368 - Oh, he's cute, right? - He's gorgeous. 1159 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:10,328 Now do you think you're going to get married to Dom? 1160 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,720 I don't know. 1161 00:51:11,851 --> 00:51:14,462 Maybe someday I will, but he wants to get me 1162 00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:17,204 pregnant and I don't wanna get the stretch marks over here. 1163 00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:18,510 Yeah. 1164 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,251 Cause I already have some on my ass and I don't 1165 00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:21,426 really like it too much. 1166 00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:23,515 - Yeah. - So I might, I might. 1167 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:27,345 Or maybe I'll adopt, like a kid from, you know... 1168 00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:29,477 - Russia or something. - Amazing. 1169 00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:30,783 I hear they have a lot of kids over there. 1170 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:32,176 Really? 1171 00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:33,655 That's what I heard, that's what I was told. 1172 00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:35,396 It might not be true though. 1173 00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:50,846 His idea of a good wedding gift is the Animal Kingdom. 1174 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,718 Your mother would freak if you were running the strip joint, T. 1175 00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:53,893 She'd fucking flip her lid. 1176 00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:55,068 She wouldn't be able to handle it. 1177 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,592 - Hey, Tina, bathroom? - It's over there. 1178 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:01,074 It makes me wonder about, T, you know? 1179 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:04,338 Instead of backing me up, his wife, he's kissing up 1180 00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:05,774 to the old man. 1181 00:52:08,603 --> 00:52:09,648 Where's Tina? 1182 00:52:11,476 --> 00:52:12,781 And where's Uncle Louie? 1183 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:14,914 He went, you know... 1184 00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:16,829 By himself? 1185 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:19,788 I think I'm drunk. 1186 00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:22,356 Say a prayer. 1187 00:52:22,835 --> 00:52:24,576 Find him. 1188 00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:36,544 Shit. 1189 00:52:36,675 --> 00:52:38,024 Alright, that's enough, Donna. 1190 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,417 Listen to me, you one hit pussy. 1191 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:40,244 Stop! 1192 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:41,332 Ow! 1193 00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:42,463 Fuck. 1194 00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:44,813 Fuck! 1195 00:52:44,944 --> 00:52:45,945 Sit down. 1196 00:52:46,075 --> 00:52:47,338 - Sit down, Donna. - Fuck you. 1197 00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:49,514 Sit down. 1198 00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:50,863 Get the fuck out of here! Go! 1199 00:52:50,993 --> 00:52:52,647 Get the fuck back! 1200 00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:55,650 Listen to me, Donna. 1201 00:52:55,781 --> 00:52:56,956 Everybody who fucking sees you running around 1202 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:57,957 that fucking faggot 1203 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,613 - Do you know what that makes me? - What? 1204 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:02,962 It fucking makes me an asshole, Donna. 1205 00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:04,659 You know what, Dom? 1206 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:06,270 You are a fucking asshole. 1207 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,404 What the fuck you... Donna! 1208 00:53:10,535 --> 00:53:12,014 Just fucking please stop. 1209 00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,452 Please fucking stop dancing with him, okay? 1210 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:16,584 You're making me look fucking ridiculous. 1211 00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:17,629 What? 1212 00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:19,326 What? What's so fucking funny? 1213 00:53:19,457 --> 00:53:20,849 Come here, baby. Come here. 1214 00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:22,808 I love you, baby. 1215 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:25,245 Hey, go. Fucking go. 1216 00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:27,943 Uncle Louie! 1217 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:30,511 Oh my god, he's peeing in the holy water! 1218 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,514 Uncle Louie! 1219 00:53:35,124 --> 00:53:37,475 No more diaper for me. 1220 00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:38,867 I'm a man. 1221 00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:42,915 Oh my god. 1222 00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,917 Wait till I tell everyone! 1223 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,313 Joey, what's wrong? 1224 00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:50,052 It's Uncle Louie. 1225 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,706 He peed the fountain. 1226 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,495 Don't say a word or Vinnie won't return our deposit. 1227 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:01,020 How's everybody doing? 1228 00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,457 Here's a blast from our past. 1229 00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:08,854 Our first number one hit in Japan, I Believe In You. 1230 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:18,907 I'm cutting in. 1231 00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:21,519 I'm cutting in. 1232 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:46,979 Okay, Michael, you're drooling on me. 1233 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:47,893 Sorry. 1234 00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:49,808 Sorry. 1235 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,421 I can't stop thinking of you like that, Tina. 1236 00:54:54,552 --> 00:54:56,075 In that way. 1237 00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:58,730 But we were only together once. 1238 00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,734 I live with so much regret. 1239 00:55:02,864 --> 00:55:07,304 Tina, I desire you all the time. 1240 00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:09,523 I'm so sorry. 1241 00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,786 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 1242 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,528 Hey, Tony. 1243 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,356 Yeah, I know. 1244 00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:19,968 She's dancing with that freak. 1245 00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:22,014 She's just trying to make you jealous. 1246 00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:23,755 Yeah, like that'll work. 1247 00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,805 Okay, alright. 1248 00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:34,461 - Alright, okay. - Sorry, sorry. 1249 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,727 - Okay, two shots please. - Uh oh. 1250 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:40,989 Come on, come on. Zip Dick, let's go. 1251 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,382 - Hey... - Come on, Zip. 1252 00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,776 Don't be hanging around with that dick anymore. 1253 00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:46,212 Don't talk to me like that, alright? 1254 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,387 You're not my fucking mother. 1255 00:55:47,518 --> 00:55:47,822 There you go, sweetheart. 1256 00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:48,780 Thank you. 1257 00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:57,702 They're wonderful kids, but this language... 1258 00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,181 It worries me. 1259 00:55:59,312 --> 00:56:02,663 I mean, I never been married, but I have great 1260 00:56:02,794 --> 00:56:04,970 respect for women. 1261 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,973 And I do not like... 1262 00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:09,888 Will they hear this? 1263 00:56:10,018 --> 00:56:12,847 I do not like to hear women swear. 1264 00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:16,982 It bothers me terrible because you know a woman 1265 00:56:17,112 --> 00:56:19,767 is a wonderful thing. 1266 00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:22,248 And a man is a good thing, too. 1267 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,163 A man, I suppose, they swear... 1268 00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:27,819 I mean, they would on the baseball field, they spit, 1269 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:28,863 they swear. 1270 00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:29,603 I don't know. 1271 00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:32,867 That's alright, but uh... 1272 00:56:32,998 --> 00:56:34,739 Women are beautiful. 1273 00:56:34,869 --> 00:56:35,957 They are madonnas. 1274 00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:37,089 You know what I'm saying? 1275 00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:40,440 Oh my god! 1276 00:56:40,571 --> 00:56:41,833 - Joey, not on my dress! - Not on my dress! 1277 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,791 No, stop it. 1278 00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:46,446 - Louie peed in the fountain. - Peed in the fountain. 1279 00:56:47,534 --> 00:56:49,101 Uncle Louie peed in the fountain! 1280 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,409 Uncle Louie peed in the holy water. 1281 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:56,151 A toast to the Nunzios! 1282 00:56:58,197 --> 00:56:59,067 Alright, I'll get you another one. 1283 00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,765 You want another one? 1284 00:57:00,895 --> 00:57:03,811 I'd like to propose a toast to the Vitales! 1285 00:57:03,942 --> 00:57:05,160 Alright? Get me another drink. 1286 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:09,338 - To the Vitales! - To the Vitales! 1287 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:10,905 Oh, Connie! Connie, Connie, Connie! 1288 00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:11,689 You should do the next toast cause you're the 1289 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:12,994 maid of honor. 1290 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,605 Yeah, Connie, come on. You're my maid of honor. 1291 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,520 Cut me a break, I'm tired. 1292 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,086 Connie, you're my maid of honor. 1293 00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:20,785 I'm pregnant, Tina. 1294 00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:23,483 Well not too fucking pregnant to be drinking. 1295 00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:25,659 Listen, little girl. 1296 00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,183 My mother drank, I drank. 1297 00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,621 Your mother yaps, you yap. 1298 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:33,537 Like mother, like daughter. 1299 00:57:34,929 --> 00:57:36,453 You're fired. 1300 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:40,065 Donna, you're my new maid of honor. 1301 00:57:40,892 --> 00:57:42,154 Why can't I be the new maid of honor? 1302 00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,851 You're it next wedding, I promise. 1303 00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,070 Come on, get your glasses up. 1304 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,638 Come on. Shut the fuck up. She's giving a toast. 1305 00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:48,726 Okay, get your glasses up. 1306 00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:49,814 Shut up! 1307 00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:52,947 Shh! Donna's making a toast. 1308 00:57:53,078 --> 00:57:55,820 To Tina. 1309 00:57:55,950 --> 00:58:01,608 You're a righteous girl and I've been you're oldest friend. 1310 00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,784 I love you. 1311 00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:06,831 I swear to god I would eat your vomit. 1312 00:58:06,961 --> 00:58:07,919 - Aww! - Aww! 1313 00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:09,268 Check please! 1314 00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:10,704 That's a beautiful sentiment. 1315 00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:12,967 That's a great fucking toast. 1316 00:58:13,098 --> 00:58:14,795 You're having a baby. 1317 00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:15,840 Two weeks. 1318 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:19,147 Two weeks. I know, I know she's gonna be a girl. 1319 00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:20,714 I just, I know it. 1320 00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,890 And I her name's gonna be Angela. 1321 00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:24,675 Oh, I love that name. 1322 00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:26,633 I have a pig named Angela. 1323 00:58:26,764 --> 00:58:28,026 You do? 1324 00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:29,941 But she's blind, and she has one leg, but that's okay. 1325 00:58:30,071 --> 00:58:31,551 My baby's not gonna have one leg. 1326 00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:32,770 My baby's gonna fine. 1327 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,858 My baby's gonna be healthy, and you know what? 1328 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:36,991 There is nothing, nothing proven about if you smoke 1329 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:38,776 or if you drink it's gonna do something to your kid. 1330 00:58:38,906 --> 00:58:41,213 Alright, it's not gonna happen. 1331 00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,041 I didn't say that. 1332 00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:09,154 So he's as drunk as a skunk. 1333 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,329 How old was he, Nunzi? 1334 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,726 So anyway, I open up the bar to these three 1335 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:16,770 little pricks, right? 1336 00:59:16,901 --> 00:59:18,032 Johhny, Dom, and Barry. 1337 00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:21,035 They're all fucked up, hammered, demolished. 1338 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,342 But I finally get them to go the fuck home, and 1339 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,648 there's Tony sitting there all alone. 1340 00:59:24,778 --> 00:59:26,127 - Remember this? - Yeah. 1341 00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,564 So I go up to him and I go. 1342 00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:29,087 Yoo-hoo! 1343 00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,131 You want something who will have some fun with you, right? 1344 00:59:33,134 --> 00:59:35,789 And standing there right before him, are three whores I got 1345 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,748 not wearing a fucking stitch. 1346 00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,054 His face hits the floor. 1347 00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:41,621 Right? So I figured I'd leave him alone. 1348 00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:42,666 What would you do? 1349 00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:44,798 Alright, you're 13, open bar, 1350 00:59:44,929 --> 00:59:46,408 - three whores at your command. - Bang. 1351 00:59:46,539 --> 00:59:50,804 I go away, I come back, this little prick he's 1352 00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:53,111 passed out on the bull machine and his skivvies 1353 00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:56,114 and the girls are playing Caribbean poker or some shit. 1354 00:59:56,244 --> 00:59:58,769 Oh no! 1355 00:59:58,899 --> 01:00:01,119 He never got it up, they say. 1356 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:02,990 So I say, oh yeah? 1357 01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:05,993 Well you god damn bet his daddy will! 1358 01:00:09,562 --> 01:00:11,259 Fucking with my joke? 1359 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:13,958 I guess it just came out. 1360 01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:17,091 Ah, Nunz, the kid don't mean nothing by it. It's... 1361 01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:19,833 You embarrass me in front of the shwim? 1362 01:00:19,964 --> 01:00:21,705 I'm just a little tired of that story. 1363 01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:26,274 You respect your father. 1364 01:00:29,538 --> 01:00:31,105 So anyway. 1365 01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:34,021 I take him upstairs and they earned their fucking money. 1366 01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:35,632 Oh, there you go. Talk about earnest! 1367 01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:36,763 Whoa, fuck that! 1368 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,026 What the fuck you doing? 1369 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:41,289 What's fucking wrong with you? 1370 01:00:44,423 --> 01:00:45,990 Michael, Michael. 1371 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,035 Hey, you like to smoke weed, right? 1372 01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:49,471 Alright, look. 1373 01:00:49,602 --> 01:00:52,474 This is for you, okay? 1374 01:00:52,605 --> 01:00:55,695 But it's really weak so I want you smoke the thing, okay? 1375 01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:56,870 Oh, Barry, man. 1376 01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:58,959 You're the coolest. 1377 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:01,179 You're so much smarter than these other guys, man. 1378 01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:04,617 You know, I was always baffled how you keep a 1379 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:08,360 straight job, and you know, push pot at the same time. 1380 01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:16,324 Just keep her at home so she never cheats on you. 1381 01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:17,935 She never cheated on me. 1382 01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,240 Not yet. 1383 01:01:19,371 --> 01:01:20,851 Hey. 1384 01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:23,288 A lifetime of teaching whores how to dance 1385 01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:25,116 doesn't make you an expert on women. 1386 01:01:25,246 --> 01:01:26,334 Not Tina anyway. 1387 01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:28,989 Let me tell you something, kid, alright? 1388 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,210 Every bad quality a woman has gets bigger 1389 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:34,255 when they get married. 1390 01:01:34,386 --> 01:01:35,996 Listen to your old man. 1391 01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:37,171 Absolutely. 1392 01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:42,742 Barry. 1393 01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:45,266 Hey, Nunz, where you going? 1394 01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:47,573 I thought you were getting rid of him. 1395 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,444 If this guy's as stupid as I think he is, he's gonna 1396 01:01:49,575 --> 01:01:51,316 be comatose in about ten minutes and then we'll 1397 01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,492 just pick him up and we'll lock him in his van. 1398 01:01:53,622 --> 01:01:56,713 Listen, this place is scaring me, okay? 1399 01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:59,367 We gotta wrap this thing up before all hell breaks loose. 1400 01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:01,021 I mean it. 1401 01:02:01,152 --> 01:02:02,022 Hey, you guys remember that time at the Animal 1402 01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:04,677 Kingdom when that guy lit himself on fire. 1403 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,461 Hey, hey, cut the shit. Cut the shit. 1404 01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:08,246 I'm serious. 1405 01:02:08,376 --> 01:02:09,900 That's what I'm talking about. 1406 01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,858 - So... - Barry! 1407 01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:14,034 - Holy moley. - Jesus. 1408 01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:17,168 She's a nightmare since she got pregnant. 1409 01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:19,083 I'm gonna give you one piece of wedding advice, Tony. 1410 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:20,737 Wear a rubber. 1411 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:26,003 Now how do you feel about being a father? 1412 01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:28,005 - Oh shit. - You're going to have a baby. 1413 01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,310 Tell me about it. 1414 01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:32,749 Whatever, it's cool. 1415 01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,272 You know, things gotta change. 1416 01:02:35,142 --> 01:02:37,536 Look, Connie's a great girl. 1417 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:41,018 She's a great girl and uh, you know? 1418 01:02:41,148 --> 01:02:43,063 We're gonna have a kid and uh... 1419 01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,456 That's cool. 1420 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,588 Do you have any names picked out for them if 1421 01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:48,852 it's a boy or a girl? 1422 01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:51,202 I was thinking maybe like Jimmy. 1423 01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:54,509 That's a nice name. That's my... 1424 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,989 I have a cousin named Jimmy. 1425 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,513 - Yeah? - Yes, we call him Jaime. 1426 01:02:58,644 --> 01:02:59,950 He's a midget. 1427 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:00,864 He's very short. 1428 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:02,082 What the fuck you talking about? 1429 01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:03,562 No, I'm just saying. 1430 01:03:03,692 --> 01:03:04,563 I have somebody in my family that was named Jimmy. 1431 01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:05,433 That's a very nice name. 1432 01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:07,784 Now what if it's a girl? 1433 01:03:12,571 --> 01:03:13,877 I came up with Jimmy. 1434 01:03:14,007 --> 01:03:15,400 That's all I came up with. 1435 01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:22,363 Father Mark, no one likes me. 1436 01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:25,453 It's true. 1437 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:28,108 I mean, even Tina and Donna only kept me around 1438 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:32,591 cause I had a credit card or I had a car. 1439 01:03:32,721 --> 01:03:36,464 They both owe me so much money. 1440 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,077 You know what though? 1441 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,907 Without them, I'd have nothing. 1442 01:03:44,037 --> 01:03:45,299 No one. 1443 01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:50,304 Will you dance with me? 1444 01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:52,829 Please, it's the Tarantella. 1445 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:53,438 Come on! 1446 01:03:53,568 --> 01:03:54,613 Please. 1447 01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:55,962 Come on. I'll teach it to you. 1448 01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:57,181 It's fun. 1449 01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:58,312 Come on, please. 1450 01:03:58,443 --> 01:03:59,531 Come on! 1451 01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:37,699 Ma, ma! 1452 01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:40,224 Sal! Sal, get in here and take pictures of my daughter. 1453 01:04:40,354 --> 01:04:42,313 Right now. 1454 01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:52,671 Nunzio. Nunzio. 1455 01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:55,065 Get your kid in here to dance. 1456 01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:56,501 Anthony, get in here. 1457 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,068 Come on. 1458 01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:08,208 Are you happy now? 1459 01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:09,557 Let's dance. 1460 01:05:09,688 --> 01:05:10,558 What happened to you? 1461 01:05:10,689 --> 01:05:11,298 What the fuck happened to me? 1462 01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:12,647 Why are you here all of a sudden? 1463 01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:14,519 What, too busy at the fucking bar? 1464 01:05:16,738 --> 01:05:20,438 Thank you, Donnie Dulce for that wonderful Tarantella. 1465 01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:22,919 And now folks, let's all take our seats because the 1466 01:05:23,049 --> 01:05:26,444 magnificent wedding cake is just around the corner. 1467 01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:30,056 My gladiators and slave girls are happy to get you 1468 01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:31,362 anything you need. 1469 01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:33,799 Fellatio, grab bags, myopia. 1470 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,757 They're all here to serve you. 1471 01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:37,672 Tina, you alright? 1472 01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:42,155 Listen, what did the Nunzio's get you as a wedding gift? 1473 01:05:42,286 --> 01:05:43,591 The Animal Kingdom. 1474 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:45,985 What? 1475 01:05:46,638 --> 01:05:47,769 - Oh my god! - Hit him! 1476 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,206 Fucking freak! 1477 01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:53,427 He's chimping, man. 1478 01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:55,038 He's fucked. I'm gonna get him to his van. 1479 01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:55,952 Tina! 1480 01:05:57,649 --> 01:05:59,303 Let's not fight. 1481 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:02,393 Italians are lovers not fighters. 1482 01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:05,265 Hey, do you know why the Italians lost the war? 1483 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,701 They used spaghetti instead of shells. 1484 01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:11,619 Hey, where are my Jewish friends tonight? 1485 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,665 You heard the one about the Jewish kid who comes 1486 01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:16,363 home, he says, "Ma, I just got part of the husband in 1487 01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:17,799 the school play." 1488 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,453 She says, "you go back and tell them you want a 1489 01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:20,367 speaking role!" 1490 01:06:22,543 --> 01:06:26,330 Speaking of Jews, you know why they can't keep Jews in jail? 1491 01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:27,548 They eat lox. 1492 01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:30,160 Shut the fuck up. 1493 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,813 Thank you. God bless. 1494 01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:33,511 I have a wonderful memory of Tina. 1495 01:06:33,641 --> 01:06:36,775 I was saying a rosary once and I was using a 1496 01:06:36,905 --> 01:06:39,996 particular rosary that's very rough. 1497 01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:43,347 And my fingers were getting slightly bloody 1498 01:06:43,477 --> 01:06:48,830 and Tina, she was about three at the time, came up 1499 01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:51,355 and kissed every single one of my fingers so that 1500 01:06:51,485 --> 01:06:52,356 it wouldn't bleed anymore. 1501 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:54,097 Isn't that beautiful? 1502 01:06:57,709 --> 01:06:59,537 You guys had sex, didn't you? 1503 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,278 T, knock it off, alright? 1504 01:07:01,408 --> 01:07:03,367 Why are you always defending him? 1505 01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:06,805 What kind of hold does that freak have on you? 1506 01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:09,416 What kind of hold does your daddy have on you? 1507 01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:10,765 Where did that come from? 1508 01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:13,029 Tina, I wanna see you now. 1509 01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:14,204 Alone. 1510 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:16,380 Ma, I'm talking to Tony. 1511 01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:19,687 I'm all set. 1512 01:07:21,602 --> 01:07:23,213 Tina. 1513 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:27,304 I'm gonna teach you how to handle your man. 1514 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,699 Ma, chill out, alright? 1515 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:34,354 Do you think I really wanna run a nudie bar? 1516 01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:36,487 I was just wanna go to the bathroom. 1517 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:37,662 Not yet. 1518 01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,403 What? 1519 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,057 What do you mean, what? 1520 01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:43,842 I wanna know what, what, what you feel about this 1521 01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:46,410 whole club business? 1522 01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,628 Why'd you tell her for? 1523 01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:49,804 Oh, you were gonna keep it a secret? 1524 01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:51,980 No, I just thought that since we were married maybe... 1525 01:07:52,111 --> 01:07:56,333 Oh heaven forbid, we should delve into your 1526 01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:59,640 life coven here with my daughter! 1527 01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:02,339 Well T, I told her because she's my mother. 1528 01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:04,950 Is this what I got to look forward to? 1529 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,388 What, cause now I'm a Nunzio I can't talk to my mother? 1530 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:09,694 I just wanna go to the bathroom. 1531 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:11,913 Look Tony, I know you understand. 1532 01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:15,700 You really understand how we accept and work, you know? 1533 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,354 Accept these things of your father's business, 1534 01:08:17,484 --> 01:08:18,398 but you know? 1535 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:21,923 I-I-I gotta tell you, had I known... 1536 01:08:22,054 --> 01:08:23,751 and I know I speak for Uncle Louie, too. 1537 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:26,928 Had I known that this was gonna turn out like this, 1538 01:08:27,059 --> 01:08:29,670 I never would've given my blessing to this marriage. 1539 01:08:29,801 --> 01:08:34,545 Having you drag my Tina, my Tina down... 1540 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,155 Ma, shut up! 1541 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,725 Oh my god! 1542 01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:43,684 I swallowed my gum. 1543 01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:46,731 Filth! Swimming in filth! 1544 01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,385 Aunt Josie! 1545 01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:50,996 And Aunt Clare, Sister Clare! 1546 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,303 I just came in to do my afternoon prayers. 1547 01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:54,826 Sin, sin, sin, sin, sin. 1548 01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,828 - Father Mark! - Hey. 1549 01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,395 What the fuck's going on? 1550 01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:02,399 Thank you both so fucking much for ruining my wedding day. 1551 01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:04,270 Maddy, you fucking deserve him. 1552 01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:05,184 I'm sorry, Tina. 1553 01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:09,928 What the! 1554 01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,799 In front of the penguin, dad? 1555 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,975 Oh yeah, thanks a lot! 1556 01:09:14,106 --> 01:09:16,413 Another wasted friggin' erection. 1557 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:23,550 What is the situation with you and Tony's father? 1558 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,291 What is going on there? 1559 01:09:25,422 --> 01:09:26,466 You had to bring that up? 1560 01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:28,512 Sorry. 1561 01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:31,384 He's a difficult man, you know? 1562 01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:33,647 Long time ago we had a... 1563 01:09:35,127 --> 01:09:36,302 Ooh, you had relations with him. 1564 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:38,348 - No, no, god, no! - No? 1565 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,653 Did you ever kiss him? 1566 01:09:39,784 --> 01:09:41,655 - No, well... - No? 1567 01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,353 No, I never kissed him. I... 1568 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,789 Are you sure, Mrs. Vitale? 1569 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:45,964 - You seem a little... - I'm sure. 1570 01:09:46,094 --> 01:09:47,531 No, no, no. I never kissed him. 1571 01:09:47,661 --> 01:09:49,663 I mean, you know, it was a flirting thing in high school. 1572 01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,839 I liked him, he liked me, but then Vito came. 1573 01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:52,971 Vito, my Vito. 1574 01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:55,060 Vito, I miss you so much. 1575 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,454 You should be here on our daughter's wedding day, 1576 01:09:57,584 --> 01:09:59,543 but it's alright. 1577 01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,022 Do you think he would be proud of her today? 1578 01:10:01,153 --> 01:10:02,850 He would be so proud. My Tina's so gorgeous. 1579 01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,200 Tina, I love you. 1580 01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:06,637 You are so beautiful, my one and only daughter. 1581 01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:07,855 Father Mark! 1582 01:10:07,986 --> 01:10:09,640 I need to confess. 1583 01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:10,989 Josie Vitale. 1584 01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,512 Come on, Josie. 1585 01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,818 Santa Lucia. 1586 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:16,560 Ladies and gentlemen, Josephina Vitale has the 1587 01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:17,865 - voice of an angel. - Ma, ma! 1588 01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:20,433 She's the soloist in her church choir. 1589 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:21,956 Let's have a warm round of applause... 1590 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:23,436 Oh, no, ma. Ma, no, no. 1591 01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:24,220 I really don't want it. 1592 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,874 Tina, smile. 1593 01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:28,833 Smile, this is the happiest day of your life. 1594 01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:29,834 Come on. 1595 01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:31,531 Ma, ma, ma! 1596 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:33,794 Come on! 1597 01:10:33,925 --> 01:10:35,274 Have you seen those Menudo boys? 1598 01:10:35,405 --> 01:10:37,233 I mean, my god, you know? 1599 01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:38,538 Joey. 1600 01:10:44,109 --> 01:10:45,806 Tony... 1601 01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:48,635 The Vitales dedicate this to you. 1602 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:51,508 Welcome to the family, God bless. 1603 01:10:51,638 --> 01:10:55,381 And now ladies and gentlemen, the Dolcetones 1604 01:10:55,512 --> 01:10:56,861 of Josephina Vitale. 1605 01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:58,602 Aww. 1606 01:10:58,732 --> 01:10:59,777 Thank you, Vinnie. 1607 01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:00,865 Thank you so much. 1608 01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,519 My pleasure. 1609 01:11:02,649 --> 01:11:05,435 Thank you, thank you so much. 1610 01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:06,523 Oh God. 1611 01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:08,568 Uh... 1612 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:13,007 You know, I wanna dedicate this song to my beautiful 1613 01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:14,444 daughter, Tina. 1614 01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:16,620 You know, my mother sang it to me at my wedding, 1615 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,752 her mother sang it to her at her wedding, her mother 1616 01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:19,753 sang it to... 1617 01:11:19,884 --> 01:11:22,582 Well, you get the idea. 1618 01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:42,401 Thank you. 1619 01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:44,925 Thank you. 1620 01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:45,752 What'd you think of Tina's reception? 1621 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:47,145 Beautiful. 1622 01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:47,928 It's all I have to say. 1623 01:12:48,059 --> 01:12:49,321 Gorgeous. 1624 01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:52,411 I know myself knowing I'm an image person and I work 1625 01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,065 with a lot of design. 1626 01:12:54,195 --> 01:12:58,678 Shape, color, tone, volume. 1627 01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,245 I'm being... 1628 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,248 I'm studying to be a one-hour photo lab technician. 1629 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:06,817 So I understand magazines, glossy periodicals and I 1630 01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:09,602 can see from the design of this that what she's made 1631 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:12,736 here is something to be remembered. 1632 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:15,565 And I know I will. 1633 01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:17,523 And I hope she does. 1634 01:13:17,915 --> 01:13:19,003 Sal, where are you? Come on. 1635 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,178 Get up here and take pictures. 1636 01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,136 I'm paying you to take pictures. 1637 01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:25,662 Now the rest of yous, you give a dollar, ten 1638 01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:28,273 dollars, twenty dollars, in exchange for a dance 1639 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,796 with the bride and groom, alright? 1640 01:13:29,927 --> 01:13:31,058 Okay, line up, line up. 1641 01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:33,191 - Ma. - Oh, look! 1642 01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:40,285 Uncle Louie gave $20 and grandma Nunzio a dollar. 1643 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,026 You're acting like an idiot. 1644 01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:43,854 So what else is new? 1645 01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:47,031 You're my wife now. 1646 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,728 Doesn't mean you fucking own me. 1647 01:13:54,081 --> 01:13:54,778 What happened to you? 1648 01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:56,693 Oh, fuck off. 1649 01:14:02,002 --> 01:14:03,090 Tina. 1650 01:14:04,309 --> 01:14:06,180 - Tina! - Daddy, I'm so sorry. 1651 01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:08,182 Where are you when I need you? 1652 01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:11,316 If I can get normal, if I can just get normal, 1653 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,492 everything would be okay. 1654 01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:17,104 I've ruined my wedding day by the way I can see with 1655 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:18,932 all of our families. 1656 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,674 He knew it was gonna be a disaster. 1657 01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:23,894 He wanted to elope. 1658 01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:26,157 But everything always has to be my way. 1659 01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:28,638 Daddy, I'm so sorry. 1660 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,074 I promise I'll never drink. 1661 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,945 I promise I'll never do drugs please. 1662 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:33,120 Tina, come on. 1663 01:14:33,251 --> 01:14:35,645 T, I'm so sorry. 1664 01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:36,646 Hey, Tina, cut the bull. 1665 01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:38,474 Let's make up. 1666 01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:41,564 Make up! 1667 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,089 I don't wanna make up. 1668 01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:47,831 I have the rest of my life to make up. 1669 01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:49,397 Everything's over, T. 1670 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,704 Our marriage, our wedding, everything. 1671 01:15:00,887 --> 01:15:02,193 Joey, I have to go to the lady's room. 1672 01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:04,630 Just keep an eye on things. 1673 01:15:04,761 --> 01:15:05,805 Got it. 1674 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:08,852 Hey, hey, ho! Enough of that crap! 1675 01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:11,071 Zeppo, cut the PA and the mic. 1676 01:15:11,202 --> 01:15:11,985 You got it. 1677 01:15:12,116 --> 01:15:12,986 Give me the mic. 1678 01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:14,640 Let's have fun. 1679 01:15:14,771 --> 01:15:15,685 Here you go. 1680 01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:18,165 Alright. 1681 01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:20,777 Are we ready for some real music, eh? 1682 01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:22,300 Fucking A! 1683 01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:27,000 Tina, the Nunzio's dedicate this to you. 1684 01:15:27,131 --> 01:15:30,830 Introducing the girl of my dreams and the karaoke 1685 01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:34,094 queen from Queens, let's give it up for the 1686 01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:35,835 beautiful Maddy! 1687 01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:47,673 That's it! 1688 01:15:53,026 --> 01:15:54,898 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1689 01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:01,034 Best in the business. 1690 01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:08,781 Here, give her some. 1691 01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:10,566 Alright, throw it up. 1692 01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:12,568 Yeah! 1693 01:16:14,352 --> 01:16:15,962 Oh, yeah! Come on. 1694 01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,226 Oh my god. 1695 01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:24,754 Yeah! 1696 01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:26,233 Yeah, that's it, baby! 1697 01:16:26,364 --> 01:16:27,844 - Woo! - Woo! 1698 01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:29,236 Yeah! 1699 01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,858 You like gladiator movies? 1700 01:16:41,988 --> 01:16:44,817 He's turning my daughter's wedding into a stag party. 1701 01:16:44,948 --> 01:16:47,080 Ronaldo, get the hell out of here. 1702 01:16:47,211 --> 01:16:53,217 He's turning the Roman Coliseum into the Animal Kingdom! 1703 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,088 Do something! 1704 01:16:58,309 --> 01:16:59,745 In Sicily, we call that foreplay. 1705 01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,312 Hey, dad. 1706 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,227 - You gotta help me with Tina. - Hey, hey, you made your bed. 1707 01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:06,012 - Lie in it, come on. - Dad, I'm serious. 1708 01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:07,927 After what you did to me turning your back on me like you did? 1709 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,060 - Anthony. - Get out of here. 1710 01:17:10,190 --> 01:17:12,497 Ant, get her down. Get her down. 1711 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,759 - Alright, Maddy. - Hey, hey, hey! 1712 01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:14,847 What are you doing? 1713 01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:16,153 Hey, I don't want this at my wedding! 1714 01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:17,328 Oh, what are you embarrassed of your family now? 1715 01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:18,895 What are you, a Vitale? 1716 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,418 - Get down from there! - Hey, hey, hey! 1717 01:17:20,548 --> 01:17:22,550 Back off, boss, or I'll call the cops. 1718 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:25,249 Call the cops on me, you goddamn hoodlum. 1719 01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:27,425 Oh, so you finally pussified my son, huh? 1720 01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:28,818 You can't talk to me like that. 1721 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,080 - Oh really? - You live in the gutter. 1722 01:17:30,210 --> 01:17:31,821 You're dragging my daughter down with you. 1723 01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:33,474 Let's get something straight, baby, alright? 1724 01:17:33,605 --> 01:17:35,651 You puke, you fought, and you fuck just like the 1725 01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,740 rest of us and you grew up doing it three lousy 1726 01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,219 blocks from my gutter in Queens! 1727 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,612 - Don't speak to me like that! - Oh yeah? 1728 01:17:40,743 --> 01:17:42,483 Next time why don't you bring a big "Don't speak 1729 01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:44,355 to me" sign and I'll pipe it up your ass! 1730 01:17:44,485 --> 01:17:46,574 You goddamn son of a bitch! 1731 01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:49,839 If Vito were here, he would rip that crap out of your heart! 1732 01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:50,796 Tina! 1733 01:17:52,232 --> 01:17:54,147 I dedicate this concert to you, babe. 1734 01:17:54,278 --> 01:17:55,714 - Oh my god. - Oh my god! 1735 01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:57,020 Barry! 1736 01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:58,935 - Rock and roll! - You gotta be shittin' me! 1737 01:17:59,065 --> 01:17:59,979 Tina! 1738 01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:04,897 What the fuck is happening? 1739 01:18:05,942 --> 01:18:07,247 I got him, I got him! 1740 01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:18,824 Left to right in the outfield. 1741 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:23,133 Get away from the cake! 1742 01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:28,312 Get the fuck down from there! 1743 01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:29,922 Dom, shut up, shut up. 1744 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:32,316 Oh my god, that yellow's so unfortunate. 1745 01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:33,970 You gotta relax. 1746 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,580 Don't do this. I know it's been a long day. 1747 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,190 I know how you feel about Tina. 1748 01:18:37,321 --> 01:18:39,236 I feel the same way, but you gotta relax, okay? 1749 01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:40,454 - What's he gonna do? - Alright? 1750 01:18:40,585 --> 01:18:42,065 Take my hand, come on, come on. 1751 01:18:42,195 --> 01:18:43,240 It's alright. 1752 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:45,503 Tina forever! 1753 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,378 That cake tastes like shit now! 1754 01:18:51,509 --> 01:18:52,379 Clean him up. 1755 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:54,033 - My wedding is ruined! - Barry? 1756 01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:55,252 Barry. 1757 01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:59,517 For the last time, get him in his fucking van and 1758 01:18:59,647 --> 01:19:01,171 bring back the keys. 1759 01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:03,303 I wanna see the fucking keys, okay? 1760 01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:05,479 Barry, get him the fuck out of here! 1761 01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:10,746 Right now! 1762 01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:14,837 He's got Tony and Tina on his ass. 1763 01:19:16,229 --> 01:19:16,795 No friggin' way I'm touching that cake. 1764 01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:19,319 - Ew, gross! - Check, please! 1765 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,495 Dominic, go easy! 1766 01:19:28,285 --> 01:19:29,286 Let's wrap this turkey up. 1767 01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:30,417 Do the short version. 1768 01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:31,505 You got it, Vinnie. 1769 01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:33,246 Grab Max, get the cake, bring it out. 1770 01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:36,423 Let's go, come on! 1771 01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:47,337 Fuck off, Tony! You fucking dick! 1772 01:21:47,467 --> 01:21:49,643 We gotta take control of this situation. 1773 01:21:49,774 --> 01:21:51,558 - Alright. - Alright, after you. 1774 01:21:51,689 --> 01:21:53,517 You're not Mrs. Nunzio. 1775 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:55,084 Ugh, not kidding. 1776 01:21:55,214 --> 01:21:56,259 Mega fucking prick. 1777 01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:58,348 Tina, come on. 1778 01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:01,307 Mrs. Nunzio. 1779 01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:02,700 You know, here have another one, Father. 1780 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:04,049 - Come on. - Nah. 1781 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:04,789 No, no, no, have some! 1782 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,095 It's good. There you go. 1783 01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:07,226 - That's enough. Drink up. - It's good for you. 1784 01:22:07,357 --> 01:22:08,401 So basically what we're talking about here is an 1785 01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:09,576 annulment, alright? 1786 01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:12,536 It ain't a divorce because they haven't had 1787 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,581 intercoursal entry yet as man and wife. 1788 01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,322 Anyway, look, Jo. 1789 01:22:16,453 --> 01:22:17,715 Mrs. Vitale, I'm sorry. 1790 01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:18,759 I understand. 1791 01:22:18,890 --> 01:22:19,760 We have to speak frankly. 1792 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:21,066 - Am I right? - I know. 1793 01:22:21,197 --> 01:22:23,286 Look Father, you know as parents, we're obligated 1794 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,765 to expect the worst. 1795 01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:26,506 That's right. It doesn't get any worse than this, believe me. 1796 01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:28,900 No, it don't get no worse than this, man! 1797 01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,771 You people have lost your goddamn minds! 1798 01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:32,077 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1799 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:33,035 This whole wedding is going to hell and I ain't 1800 01:22:33,165 --> 01:22:34,297 never been around crazier white people. 1801 01:22:34,427 --> 01:22:35,298 Hey, chill out, bro! 1802 01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:36,255 Sit down, relax! 1803 01:22:36,386 --> 01:22:38,257 You're so tense, my god. 1804 01:22:38,388 --> 01:22:40,520 Here, drink this and you'll feel better. 1805 01:22:40,651 --> 01:22:41,826 - I don't want to drink. - Listen, Jo. 1806 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:42,914 Just a sip, just a sip. 1807 01:22:43,045 --> 01:22:44,220 Listen, I understand how this works. 1808 01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,351 Okay, listen. 1809 01:22:45,482 --> 01:22:46,787 Who can you reach out to? 1810 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:48,050 Let's go, come on. 1811 01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:49,312 - Who can you call? - No, no. 1812 01:22:49,442 --> 01:22:50,487 Desmond Tutu? 1813 01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:51,270 The Pope? 1814 01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:52,619 There must be somebody. 1815 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:53,969 Who's above you? 1816 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:56,145 Who's the guy behind the guy behind the guy? 1817 01:22:56,275 --> 01:22:57,320 - Come on. - I don't want your money. 1818 01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:58,538 Look at this. You can get something nice. 1819 01:22:58,669 --> 01:22:59,844 A change of clothes. Something. 1820 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,193 Give it to the church, you know? 1821 01:23:01,324 --> 01:23:02,368 Get a new swimming pool. 1822 01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:03,717 A nice sauna maybe. 1823 01:23:03,848 --> 01:23:04,980 Or you know... 1824 01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:08,331 Something for the guys to enjoy together. 1825 01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:09,506 Come on, take that. 1826 01:23:09,636 --> 01:23:11,421 - The monsignor... - Expedited. 1827 01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:14,598 Probably could find use for the money. 1828 01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:16,687 All those little orphan kids, somebody. 1829 01:23:16,817 --> 01:23:18,210 Somebody'll take it. 1830 01:23:18,341 --> 01:23:26,305 I'll talk to the monsignor and see what can be worked out. 1831 01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:28,394 - There must be something. - Bless us all. 1832 01:23:28,525 --> 01:23:31,180 Here, take the rest. There you go. 1833 01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:33,443 Alright, here we come. 1834 01:23:33,573 --> 01:23:34,618 We're coming in. 1835 01:23:35,097 --> 01:23:36,272 One. 1836 01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:37,360 Two. 1837 01:23:37,490 --> 01:23:39,144 Three. 1838 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:41,233 Come on, T. 1839 01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:42,408 I ain't looking at him. 1840 01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:43,366 I ain't looking at him. 1841 01:23:43,496 --> 01:23:44,584 I don't fucking care. 1842 01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:48,545 Put me down! 1843 01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:53,811 - The fuck are you doing! - Knock it off. 1844 01:23:53,941 --> 01:23:55,769 You're a Nunzio now! 1845 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:57,162 Come on. 1846 01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:58,772 Throw the flowers. We're getting out of here. 1847 01:23:58,903 --> 01:23:59,860 You throw the fucking flowers. 1848 01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:01,514 Throw the goddamn flowers. 1849 01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:11,220 I-I-I am a Catholic and I just can't make heads or tails 1850 01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:12,786 of good and evil. 1851 01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:16,399 You know, good and evil it's a con... 1852 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:19,097 We're all in constant conflict. 1853 01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:22,709 And we're not in conflict if you'd just let it happen. 1854 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:26,017 I meant look, what I'm trying to say is... 1855 01:24:26,148 --> 01:24:27,888 You know you have a devil and angel on your shoulder. 1856 01:24:28,019 --> 01:24:30,674 They constantly are arguing, not bickering. 1857 01:24:30,804 --> 01:24:32,676 Let me control this. 1858 01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:33,851 Whoa. 1859 01:24:33,981 --> 01:24:36,462 What I'm trying to say, Rafi. 1860 01:24:36,593 --> 01:24:39,335 I can call you Rafi instead of Raphael. 1861 01:24:39,465 --> 01:24:42,816 You gotta go with the flow sometimes. 1862 01:24:42,947 --> 01:24:45,558 This is no more than a drink. 1863 01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:46,907 You know? Um... 1864 01:24:47,038 --> 01:24:48,561 I'm not ashamed. 1865 01:24:48,692 --> 01:24:51,477 You should be ashamed of it, but let it go. 1866 01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:53,479 Are you okay, Father Mark? 1867 01:24:53,610 --> 01:24:56,526 I'm, I'm fine. Um... 1868 01:24:56,656 --> 01:25:00,660 Sometimes it overtakes me and I don't know where I go. 1869 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,445 You know where you're going. 1870 01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:05,752 That's why you should still be that way, but you 1871 01:25:05,883 --> 01:25:07,928 decide that you wanna drink, but you don't need 1872 01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:10,801 - a drink, but take it any... - Oh! 1873 01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:14,674 What I'm trying to say is, um... 1874 01:25:14,805 --> 01:25:18,287 that there's a good and evil in all of us. 1875 01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,853 Let the evil take over. 1876 01:25:21,072 --> 01:25:22,595 You're a little tramp. 1877 01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:24,467 Well you should've thought of that before you married me. 1878 01:25:24,597 --> 01:25:26,251 You know, if I thought about it, maybe I wouldn't have 1879 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:27,383 married you. 1880 01:25:28,732 --> 01:25:29,907 You know what, T? 1881 01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:32,214 It's not that fucking late. 1882 01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:35,347 You don't need this and I don't need this. 1883 01:25:37,349 --> 01:25:38,307 Yeah, yeah. He's got the... 1884 01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:40,831 Yeah! Yeah! Donna! 1885 01:25:40,961 --> 01:25:42,702 - Dominic! - Donna! 1886 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,791 - Get over here you! - Oh Dominic, I love you! 1887 01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:45,749 Who's your man, hon? 1888 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:47,446 You are, baby, I love you so much. 1889 01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:48,404 Okay. 1890 01:25:48,534 --> 01:25:49,622 Okay. 1891 01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:53,539 You saying you're leaving me now? 1892 01:25:53,670 --> 01:25:55,628 Better now than after we have kids. 1893 01:25:55,759 --> 01:25:57,630 Well that'll be a long time because first you 1894 01:25:57,761 --> 01:25:59,632 gotta grow up. 1895 01:25:59,763 --> 01:26:00,938 Oh, it'll be even longer than that because I ain't 1896 01:26:01,068 --> 01:26:03,810 having kids in a fucking porno shop. 1897 01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:07,466 Oh, it'll be perfect because mommy's such a tramp! 1898 01:26:08,728 --> 01:26:10,252 Fuck you, T. 1899 01:26:51,989 --> 01:26:54,557 Oh! To Tony and Tina. 1900 01:26:54,687 --> 01:26:59,431 Yes, actually, I would like to say that I give it 1901 01:26:59,562 --> 01:27:03,479 five months tops and then I think they going to get 1902 01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:07,047 divorced because I do not think that marriage is 1903 01:27:07,178 --> 01:27:11,182 natural and I think that they should just have a 1904 01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:15,012 lot of sex and maybe babies if they want, but I 1905 01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:17,623 don't think that they are going to stay married. 1906 01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:19,669 Oops, I'm sorry I said that. 1907 01:27:19,799 --> 01:27:21,279 Is that bad, but that's the truth. 1908 01:27:21,410 --> 01:27:22,889 That's how I feel. 1909 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:26,632 Sometimes these things are a blessing in disguise. 1910 01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:30,462 Ma, was supposed to be the best day of my life. 1911 01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:31,333 I know. 1912 01:27:31,463 --> 01:27:32,769 - T. - T. 1913 01:27:32,899 --> 01:27:35,467 Look, you want us to spend the night with you? 1914 01:27:36,816 --> 01:27:38,078 I don't... maybe. 1915 01:27:38,209 --> 01:27:40,211 We could all come over like we used to. 1916 01:27:40,342 --> 01:27:41,995 No, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. 1917 01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,736 You're gonna come home tonight. 1918 01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:45,129 You're gonna get a good night sleep. 1919 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,609 And in the morning, I'm gonna lay out all your 1920 01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:48,263 options for you. 1921 01:27:48,393 --> 01:27:50,047 Okay, Tina? 1922 01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:51,048 Come on, look at me. 1923 01:27:51,178 --> 01:27:52,658 Tina! 1924 01:27:52,789 --> 01:27:54,747 I got it all under control. 1925 01:27:55,966 --> 01:27:56,880 What? 1926 01:27:57,010 --> 01:27:59,491 I got it all under control. 1927 01:28:01,145 --> 01:28:02,668 You do? 1928 01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:06,281 Of course I do. 1929 01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:13,766 Oh, you're so bad. 1930 01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:16,900 Joey. 1931 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,815 Start the conga line dance. 1932 01:28:19,598 --> 01:28:20,599 I can handle this. 1933 01:28:20,730 --> 01:28:22,558 - What's your problem? - It's alright, baby. 1934 01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:23,820 - Conga line, conga line. - What's the story, what? 1935 01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:25,865 Listen, just for the record, I want you to know 1936 01:28:25,996 --> 01:28:29,695 that you turned my daughter's wedding into a freakshow. 1937 01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:30,566 - Hey. - Just like your... 1938 01:28:30,696 --> 01:28:32,002 Your Animal Kingdom over there. 1939 01:28:32,132 --> 01:28:33,917 Hey, don't break my chops. 1940 01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:36,180 What do you think I'm a mameluke like Vito? 1941 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,878 Yeah, he'd still be alive if you didn't have him 1942 01:28:39,009 --> 01:28:40,663 stringing Christmas lights in a blizzard. 1943 01:28:40,793 --> 01:28:42,273 Oh, what are you talking about? 1944 01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:44,580 When he leapt to his death, he had a big smile on his face. 1945 01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:45,711 Oh, you liar. 1946 01:28:45,842 --> 01:28:46,625 And you know something, baby. 1947 01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:47,626 I'll tell you what. 1948 01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:50,586 You can kiss my big ass. How's that? 1949 01:28:55,939 --> 01:28:57,375 Get in the line. 1950 01:28:57,506 --> 01:29:00,335 It's a Vitale tradition. 1951 01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:02,946 Oh my god, you must be drunk. 1952 01:29:03,076 --> 01:29:04,817 Get in the fucking line. 1953 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:48,731 Ladies and gentlemen. 1954 01:29:48,861 --> 01:29:50,646 We seem to have a uh... 1955 01:29:50,776 --> 01:29:52,822 minor problem in the kitchen. 1956 01:29:52,952 --> 01:29:54,998 Now folks, will you help us out please? 1957 01:29:55,128 --> 01:29:57,348 Folks, everyone's gonna have to leave the building 1958 01:29:57,479 --> 01:30:00,569 and my gladiators will show you to the nearest exit. 1959 01:30:00,699 --> 01:30:03,398 Good luck, god bless. 1960 01:30:05,312 --> 01:30:06,531 Forget about it. 1961 01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:10,535 Hey, hey, hey. 1962 01:30:11,362 --> 01:30:12,798 I've been looking all over for you. 1963 01:30:12,929 --> 01:30:14,887 I hear family's mix pretty well together, don't you think? 1964 01:30:15,018 --> 01:30:17,760 Oh okay. Well listen, I was wondering... 1965 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,239 You wanna go out sometime? 1966 01:30:19,370 --> 01:30:20,893 I don't think so. 1967 01:30:21,677 --> 01:30:22,634 Why? 1968 01:30:22,765 --> 01:30:24,244 Because you're a Nunzio, asshole. 1969 01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:25,985 Check, please. 1970 01:30:26,116 --> 01:30:27,596 You're asking for a check. 1971 01:30:33,906 --> 01:30:35,125 Grandma, come on. 1972 01:30:35,908 --> 01:30:37,649 Come on. 1973 01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:39,434 Uncle Louie, this way. 1974 01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:40,870 Come on. 1975 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,001 Do you need your diaper bag? 1976 01:30:42,132 --> 01:30:43,176 - No, no, no. - Are you sure? 1977 01:30:43,307 --> 01:30:44,700 - No. - Whoa, what's going on? 1978 01:30:44,830 --> 01:30:46,266 Is Vinnie torching the place? 1979 01:30:46,397 --> 01:30:47,877 You came back. 1980 01:30:48,007 --> 01:30:49,139 Yeah, I had to. We're married. 1981 01:30:49,269 --> 01:30:51,010 It says so on the car. 1982 01:30:51,881 --> 01:30:54,231 Wait, T, do you still love me? 1983 01:30:54,361 --> 01:30:56,668 Yeah, Tina, I still love you. 1984 01:30:56,799 --> 01:30:58,496 They still love each other. 1985 01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:00,019 Okay, come on. Let's go. 1986 01:31:00,150 --> 01:31:01,630 Come on, let's get out of here. 1987 01:31:07,244 --> 01:31:10,682 You, Tina and Tony, run as far away from 1988 01:31:10,813 --> 01:31:12,510 your family as you can. 1989 01:31:12,641 --> 01:31:15,861 Oh, si. Why you think grandpa, we come to United States? 1990 01:31:15,992 --> 01:31:18,168 To get away from the crazy family. 1991 01:31:20,779 --> 01:31:22,172 It's in the blood. 1992 01:31:22,302 --> 01:31:23,956 Go have babies. 1993 01:31:24,087 --> 01:31:25,654 Mix up the blood. 1994 01:31:25,784 --> 01:31:26,698 Oh, she's right. 1995 01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:27,960 You're my wife now. 1996 01:31:28,091 --> 01:31:30,093 That's the only good thing that came out of this. 1997 01:31:30,223 --> 01:31:31,660 I can't believe my father had me running away from 1998 01:31:31,790 --> 01:31:33,009 my own wife. 1999 01:31:33,139 --> 01:31:35,054 I can't believe my mother tried to divorce us before 2000 01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:36,708 the reception was even over. 2001 01:31:36,839 --> 01:31:38,971 Hey, want your ring back? 2002 01:31:39,102 --> 01:31:40,233 Yeah. 2003 01:31:40,364 --> 01:31:41,147 Come here. 2004 01:31:42,453 --> 01:31:44,194 - Angelina! - Louie! 2005 01:31:46,283 --> 01:31:47,284 - Tina! - Oh shit! 2006 01:31:47,414 --> 01:31:48,677 Tina! 2007 01:31:48,807 --> 01:31:50,069 - Ma! - Tina, come back! 2008 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,941 Ma, move on! It's over! 2009 01:31:52,071 --> 01:31:53,333 Where you going? 2010 01:31:53,464 --> 01:31:55,074 That's it, I'm leaving. I gotta move on, dad. 2011 01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:55,945 What do I do with the club? 2012 01:31:56,075 --> 01:31:57,642 Give it to Johnny if he wants it. 2013 01:31:57,773 --> 01:31:59,775 He's a tomato or half-wit. 2014 01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:01,733 Tina, you're acting rash! 2015 01:32:01,864 --> 01:32:03,909 Rash? Ma, I've known T for ten years! 2016 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,737 That's not acting rash! 2017 01:32:05,868 --> 01:32:06,695 - Listen to me! - Ma! 2018 01:32:06,825 --> 01:32:07,957 - What? - This one's a nut. 2019 01:32:08,087 --> 01:32:09,219 Her daughter's no better, alright? 2020 01:32:09,349 --> 01:32:11,308 There's a serious kind of mental illness here that I 2021 01:32:11,438 --> 01:32:12,962 recognize in you know who. 2022 01:32:13,092 --> 01:32:14,398 I can just see you running down the street crying. 2023 01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:16,095 Hey! Leave mom out of this. 2024 01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:17,009 That's enough. 2025 01:32:18,968 --> 01:32:20,186 Who brought you up, the flamethrower? 2026 01:32:20,317 --> 01:32:21,710 Ma, get out of the car! 2027 01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:22,841 But it's over! 2028 01:32:22,972 --> 01:32:24,190 Me, you, the Animal Kingdom, everything. 2029 01:32:24,321 --> 01:32:25,061 Tina, let's go. 2030 01:32:25,191 --> 01:32:27,150 Tina, if you go, I wash my hands! 2031 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,935 Ma, I bet daddy did this to you on your wedding day. 2032 01:32:30,066 --> 01:32:31,502 Tony, is not your father. 2033 01:32:31,633 --> 01:32:34,810 Well, I'm not you either, ma, alright? 2034 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,246 You raised me to think this is the best day of my 2035 01:32:36,376 --> 01:32:38,161 life, but I know better. 2036 01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:40,032 The best is yet to come, baby! 2037 01:32:40,163 --> 01:32:41,164 Baby? 2038 01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:42,861 Baby? 2039 01:32:43,296 --> 01:32:44,863 - Baby? - I love you, ma! 2040 01:32:44,994 --> 01:32:45,951 Baby? 2041 01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:52,001 She's gonna have a Nunzio baby! 2042 01:32:52,131 --> 01:32:54,786 In your dreams! 2043 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:56,440 - Tony! - Tina, my baby! 2044 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:57,963 - Come back here! - Come back here! 2045 01:32:58,094 --> 01:33:00,270 You don't know what you're doing! 2046 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:04,883 Oh, Tina, she's gonna have a Nunzio baby! 2047 01:33:07,146 --> 01:33:08,191 Hey, Tony! 2048 01:33:08,321 --> 01:33:09,758 We're attached at the hip, baby. 2049 01:33:09,888 --> 01:33:10,933 Well I was thinking about somewhere else, 2050 01:33:11,063 --> 01:33:11,977 but that's alright. 2051 01:33:12,108 --> 01:33:13,370 - What the... - I'm getting married! 2052 01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:14,719 - You're crazy. - Fuck it, I'm doing it! 2053 01:33:14,850 --> 01:33:16,373 Dom, elope! Take my word for it. 2054 01:33:16,503 --> 01:33:17,853 Elope! 2055 01:33:17,983 --> 01:33:18,593 We did it, baby! 2056 01:33:18,723 --> 01:33:20,203 Woo! We're free! 2057 01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,334 Yeah! 2058 01:33:21,465 --> 01:33:23,423 - Woo! - Woo! 2059 01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:28,907 - Tony! - Tina! 133877