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You fill your paunch with the smell of my roast! Pay and go away! Now!
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You get the sound, I the smell.
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Bring me something.
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If there is nothing in my mouth, or something I don't want...
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... I will crush you.
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As you wish, young Lord.
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What did you fry there?
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A cowpat.
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Come to my castle tomorrow at noon!
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Why do you hold the fish to the ear?
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Got no fear?
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Neither of God nor the devil.
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I am the Wild Kunz.
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Till Eulenspiegel.
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Till Eulenspiegel.
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A servant for you!
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Who doesn't spoon his soup, hangs.
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Who doesn't eat his spoon...
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Till ... Till ...
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Till Eulen...
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Eulenspiegel.
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I make you my minister.
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Who are you?
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A girl, Gracious Lord!
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What are you doing there?
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I'm picking berries, Gracious Lord!
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Who are you?
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A girl, Gracious Lord!
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What are you doing here?
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We are picking berries, Gracious Lord!
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Who has allowed that?
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You, Gracious Lord!
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Before a wedding, Gracious Lord, the girls from the village are allowed to pick berries.
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Who's marrying?
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I, Gracious Lord!
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What's your name?
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Rosine, Gracious Lord!
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Has your fellow paid the shilling?
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Yes, Gracious Lord!
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The tenth part of these berries belongs to me!
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Yes, Gracious Lord!
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Before sunrise you'll take them to my castle.
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Yes, Gracious Lord!
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You'll help her carrying!
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And you!
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Do you love your husband?
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Then why are you with him?
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I'm the smith's daughter, he's the assistant.
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Luck and women fall for the fool.
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The Minister of Internal Affairs!
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That country yokel doesn't take off his hat to you!
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Why?
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He's got none.
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Whip!
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No hat - no whip.
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The Minister of External Affairs!
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From the village Prittwitz vanished the girl Rosine,
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bound for lifetime by the sacrament of the holy marriage to the smith's assistant Bertram.
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Kidnapped!
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What?
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Probably into the territory of the Free Town of Wittenberg.
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I tell my orders the Minister of War.
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Line up an army,
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to go to the Town of Wittenberg,
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demand delivery of the fugitive,
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else attack!
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What's that?
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These are our canon balls.
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The Minister of Finance!
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Herr Felix Hochstetter has the honor!
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5! What?
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Thousand?
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Hundred?
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5 ... Ducats.
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Ducats.
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Say, have you a country girl on the way? Blonde?
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Hang!
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Quarter!
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Break on the wheel!
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Make eunuchen!
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Draw out the guts!
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Roast!
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Why are you traveling with that little money?
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The roads are unsafe!
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To cheat an honest robber baron out of his booty!
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With what right?
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He believes, with the right of the stronger.
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How long will you stand it?
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Let's fight!
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What for? How? Why?
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What?
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He's asking why.
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Why?!
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These are the new times.
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In father's storytime...
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Young Lord.
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The situation is thus:
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I've got something you need.
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Money!
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You've got something I need.
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Freedom!
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Freedom is no trading good.
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No, this here! For instance.
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Kunz of Winterstetten wouldn't sell himself!
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So I'm sending, with your permission, my secretary to my father
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and ask him for the sum of ... 30 ducats?
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87!
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37!
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87!
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39!
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89!
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39!
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291-70-1
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You've got 5 ducats already! 41!
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40?
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40. 40.
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Since time immemorial it's been customary
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that a dear guest is honored with the first violet.
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I've been on the road early today.
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Please.
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Attention.
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Shit.
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Eulenspiegel!
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Till Eulenspiegel!
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Up, let's fight!
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I'll kill you!
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Come on!
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Clap your hands, then I'll pull you up!
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I'll kill you...
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This miracle-working holy head,
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from far Ireland it came into my unworthy hands,
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pleads to us for a resting place.
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With the help of devout Christians,
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a chapel shall be built for Saint Brandanus.
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Where undisturbed he'll do as many miracles
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as he may wish.
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Therefore he's asking through my mouth:
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Who's able to offer, offer?
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But you must know, this dear head may accept gifts only
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from untouched girls, faithful wives.
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Do you think I can't count?
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The church is mine, so I deserve the greater share.
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If the church is yours, then ...
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lay an egg in the center, and you'll get all.
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You think I won't do it?
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The money is mine!
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I'll measure if it's in the center.
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The center hasn't been hit yet.
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Where do you come from?
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We're coming from the town. A rich benefactor died there.
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What's that to you?
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We've prayed for him.
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Why?
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On Saint Genoveva's day he offered 3 sheep for the souls of the poor.
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It's been terribly cold.
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Your benefactor shall be an example for me.
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I'm giving you 12 florin.
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Go to the next inn, eat, and drink!
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Thanks. Thank you, noble Lord. Thanks...
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That you're gonna recognize your benefactors.
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I'll buy that horse from you!
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A beautiful horse!
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I'm paying well, you'll be content.
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Would be an honor for me, but...
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Did you hear! Prince Heinrich the Gentle wants to buy a horse!
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Yes, yes, I'd love to sell it, but it's not mine.
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The sheriff has donated it to the Holy Mother Church.
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He lay with his maid in the barn,
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Suddenly his wife comes for hay.
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The maid, startled, chokes and coughs.
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For all his fear the sheriff holds her mouth closed,
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and when the wife's finally gone,
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the maid doesn't give so much as a pfft.
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And thus the sheriff prayed to Saint Blasius,
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that's the patron saint for throat diseases,
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and, miracle of miracles,
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the maid wheezes and spits out a goose feather.
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And thus the sheriff has donated this beautiful horse to Saint Blasius.
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Gracious Lord, I'm a painter.
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I'll deliver this horse in 3 days.
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Good, good, paint it!
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When the pastor neighs, the women unlock the door.
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Hey painter! Get up!
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I believe his end is near.
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I want to confess.
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Do you crave to regret your sins,
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that you may die sweetly and in the rightful faith?
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I'm absolved of all sins,
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Only one is weighing down my soul.
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Entrust it with me, before you meet your highest judge!
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My soul is faint, the sin concerns you.
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Speak! And I will forgive you, as it is my Christian duty.
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I've slept with your maid.
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How often?
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5 times in 2 days.
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That's not true! He's lying!
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He's confessed it! On the deathbed!
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What are you doing?
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God is happy to perform a miracle through me!
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How could anyone stay with a priest who breaks the seal of confession?
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Where will you go? To Mainz!
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To the bishop's residence?!
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To archbishop Albrecht!
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Who is my good friend
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Hey! Maid! I will give you provisions on the way.
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I can offer a side of bacon, 2 sausages and a sheep-milk-cheese!
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A sheep-milk-cheese for a seal of confession?
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And 20 florin.
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Away, Satan!
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No. 100 florin would silence me.
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From what revelation and the Holy Virgin demand from me?
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I'll pray for your health!
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And that you'll always have a woman in your bed.
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But consider, we all are sinners!
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Forgive me my dear friend!
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Give me your horse! Then I'll ride to the prince
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and won't need to take the detour via Mainz.
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The horse? Never!
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Prince! Look who's coming!
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You hold your word, painter!
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You'll get the assignment!
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Show him the hall!
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What more worthy task could there be for the arts
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than the decoration of this festive hall,
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where in 6 months from today the Papal Rose of Virtue
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will be presented to prince Heinrich the Gentle.
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At his wall the prince wants to see his ancestors.
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How many? 26.
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Men in full size and women, head only-
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Horse and dogs, of course, full-sized.
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Here the princely family!
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How many children? 6. Girls.
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Similarity with the prince is desirable.
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Here the prince encourages you to paint a picture of your inspiration.
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Recommended were a biblical theme, the creation of Adam,
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the queen of Sheba, worshipping the wood of the True Cross,
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a Christian allegory in bright colors.
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A devotional background, in front of which our Prince will shine
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the brighter in the glow of the Rose of Virtue.
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Not to forget of course the princely coat of arms!
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I'll accept the assignment provided, you Prince,
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will fulfill my conditions.
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Speak!
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Good wine, good food.
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Approved.
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Absolutely no disturbances.
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Agreed.
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My donkey I'll need, and an assistant.
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You have free choice.
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This one I'll take!
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You others may go!
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You may leave the pictures here.
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I'm buying them for my gallery.
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A minor thing, Gracious Prince!
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My pictures will only be understood by those
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who are in the true righteous faith
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of our benevolent Holy Mother Church.
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Excellent! A test we don't have to fear.
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The bible.
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Step back!
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Good, good!
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Who's reading the bible, is always right.
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I don't understand how an intelligent person
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would work voluntarily, when he's already well provided for.
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Do you understand that?
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Fully.
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You are in the right faith.
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7!
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One princely lion less than at the coronation!
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Might our Gracious Prince see a sign of disrespect
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toward his holiness the Pope in this?
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The Seven Sisters are the constellation,
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under which protection our Gracious Prince
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has placed all his undertakings for this year.
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Very droll!
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Are you sure, that the viewer of these pictures
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isn't overwhelmed by unchristian emotions?
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Man needs over him the roof of infallible faith,
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that he won't despair in the earthly vale of tears.
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Praise the simple people, made by God
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who enjoy being lighthearted!
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It falls on us to keep distant the terrible doubt.
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Well spoken!
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Cause how would you keep people in discipline,
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once they've stopped believing?
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So be certain, what seems black for my eyes,
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is white, if the Holy Mother Church decides so.
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Alone, what the faith in the benevolent
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Holy Mother Church inspires in us,
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is what we recognize in these pictures.
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But who is always strong in his faith?
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Even the Holy Scripture is open to interpretation.
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But we take the task to spare the weak man
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the misfortune of his own responsibility,
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for he fears more and could couldn't bear the anguish of hell.
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Shouldn't you, painter, do the same?
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Such a similarity!
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You are a master!
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Consider if this picture is appropriate for your celebration!
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Traveling bunch of thieves!
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The art of stealing consists of not getting caught!
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They will be hanged.
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That's Jobst, leader of the peasants!
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These are thieves no more than you are painter!
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Your Grace?
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Our Prince has a reputation for being
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magnanimous and full of ideas.
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What if showed both at one occasion?
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This would add a unique spice to his celebration.
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These poor devils - thieves, says our Gracious Prince.
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What if he allowed them into the festivities and let them prove their skills?
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With a promise to spare their lives.
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What's the life of a thief compared to the laughter of our Prince?
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You are a man with ideas!
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Who doesn't steal will hang.
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Magnificent Prince! The whole world sways at the sight of your glory!
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And sun, moon and stars are shining, acknowledging your bravery.
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Honored Prince!
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These treasures were brought here by my merchants from
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East and West and North and South,
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as far as the plain earth reaches, as a tribute to you.
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In great admiration I lay them at your feet.
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And you, Princess, are you not afraid of thieves?
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Don't make a fool of yourself, painter!
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I wish a real thief would come at last.
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Moving up, the two of us!
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For you, well up to the gallows!
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The captive peasants, my Prince,
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free they are dangerous. You know that.
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They will hang us,
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whether we play the fool for them or not.
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He has given his word.
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On this day he's got to hold it.
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I thought you'd be wiser...Till Eulenspiegel.
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One could plant the Rose of Virtue to him,
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they'd blame the Nuncios then for the execution.
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It has pleased our Admired Prince, in his immeasurable grace,
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to entertain our guests with a game.
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Let's see now, who's paid due attention to his property!
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The master thieves, are they free?
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He who steals the Princess's sheet tonight is a master thief.
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Draw the Bundschuh symbol on this here and take it to Freyburg!
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The thieves have the order of the Prince
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to follow their business tonight.
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I have order of the Prince not to let out anybody,
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on penalty of my life.
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Save yourself!
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Fare thee well, Till Eulenspiegel!
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Only a fool can safe himself.
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A sling is still free, painter!
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Everybody shall have peace in his place! It's the law.
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Prince Heinrich will not allow you to ignore that!
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Let's go, after him!
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You're not cold?
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How could I be? I've got all my clothing on.
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01:04:08,358 --> 01:04:09,645
Thanks, brother!
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The Emperor is not your brother!
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We all are brothers from Adam's side.
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From Adam's side?
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What a funny guy you are.
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Spectacle-maker by profession; Till Eulenspiegel.
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A rare skill!
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No money in it.
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I thought, in these ill times your craft would flourish.
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01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:57,382
Yes, but one thing spoils it.
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Speak freely!
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I like to hear everybody's true opinion.
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01:05:04,345 --> 01:05:06,893
In old times, they say, the great Lords,
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Emperor, Pope, Cardinal, Bishop,
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Councilor and Judge, read in the law books,
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that no wrong would happen to anybody.
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Therefore they needed many spectacles, and my trade was good.
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01:05:17,938 --> 01:05:21,610
Today instead they're keeping their eyes closed and their hands open.
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Therefore one doesn't need glasses,
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and my trade no longer feeds its master.
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Seems with your money you haven't also lost your reason,
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Till Eulenspiegel.
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He's with me.
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He's with me.
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He's with me.
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01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:54,587
He's with me.
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Tell me something about my empire!
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01:10:06,473 --> 01:10:09,128
You could become my fool. Want to?
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01:10:18,336 --> 01:10:21,672
You wanted to confess tonight, Imperial Majesty!
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01:10:28,070 --> 01:10:31,133
Yes. Sure! Wait!
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He who lends out his arse, must shit through the rips.
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01:12:40,511 --> 01:12:43,202
The overly long stay in the water, Imperial Majesty,
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ruins the liquids of the body.
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01:12:59,387 --> 01:13:01,385
What do they want from you, brother? Mock you?
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01:13:02,231 --> 01:13:03,586
That's not allowed.
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You are a free man!
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01:13:05,027 --> 01:13:07,727
You have the duty to comb the Emperor. Will you comb him?
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01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,388
How can you claim this man is the Emperor?
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01:13:10,823 --> 01:13:11,477
He is naked!
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01:13:11,899 --> 01:13:13,618
The Emperor doesn't laugh like that!
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01:13:13,718 --> 01:13:16,071
The Emperor doesn't laugh. First.
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01:13:16,071 --> 01:13:17,494
This man here has laughed. Second.
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01:13:17,830 --> 01:13:21,287
It follows third: This man is not the Emperor!
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01:13:39,959 --> 01:13:41,215
Get me that girl.
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01:13:41,908 --> 01:13:43,704
She belongs to all.
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01:13:44,897 --> 01:13:46,443
Command her to come!
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01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:48,517
She's not to be commanded, I fear.
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01:13:49,934 --> 01:13:51,818
I am the Emperor!
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01:13:52,848 --> 01:13:55,594
Hey pretty baby! Dress yourself and come!
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01:13:56,476 --> 01:13:58,378
Commands the Emperor!
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01:14:41,596 --> 01:14:44,193
I had the smartest professors in the world.
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01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,386
Beatus Renanus
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01:14:47,904 --> 01:14:51,978
He's asking for forgiveness, he is ill, Majesty. His stomach.
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Irban Hesse.
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01:14:57,815 --> 01:14:59,815
Has sent a messenger.
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01:15:00,237 --> 01:15:02,505
A storm has held his carriage in Thuringia.
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01:15:03,421 --> 01:15:05,538
He can't be here before after tomorrow.
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01:15:07,447 --> 01:15:09,111
Contes Rupianes.
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01:15:10,351 --> 01:15:13,124
It's to be feared, he might ally with the peasants.
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01:15:23,096 --> 01:15:25,044
The contest shall begin!
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01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:30,442
Because the substantial state of all things, as Aristotle teaches,
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01:15:30,929 --> 01:15:33,085
depends on four attributes,
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01:15:34,013 --> 01:15:39,142
humidity, dryness, warmth, and cold,
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01:15:41,063 --> 01:15:46,189
tell me which of these elemental forms makes up Hell?
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01:15:50,249 --> 01:15:51,826
What did he tell you?
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01:15:54,121 --> 01:15:57,741
Wait till the Devil gets you, then you'll know!
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01:16:07,128 --> 01:16:10,101
Tell me and prove it:
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01:16:11,318 --> 01:16:15,576
How many days have passed since Adam's times on to this day?
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7. And when they are over again 7. And again 7 and then again 7.
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01:16:21,428 --> 01:16:24,133
Always 7 till the end of the world.
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01:16:31,039 --> 01:16:33,785
But that's not according to Aristotle!
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01:16:34,579 --> 01:16:37,585
Hell is, as we may deduce from Aristotle, a place,
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01:16:37,869 --> 01:16:41,123
4 hours long, 4 hours high, 4 hours broad, 4 hours deep.
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01:16:42,067 --> 01:16:43,721
By calculation of natural science
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01:16:43,953 --> 01:16:45,779
this place includes people with body and soul.
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01:16:46,063 --> 01:16:50,854
More than 11 million millions. 6 times 198 thousand ...
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01:16:51,167 --> 01:16:52,766
Do you want to buy Hell?
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01:16:53,208 --> 01:16:54,751
Heaven and Hell.
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01:16:55,095 --> 01:16:57,784
How do all the poor sinners fit in this narrow abyss?
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01:16:57,784 --> 01:16:59,844
The Devil claps hands.
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01:17:03,006 --> 01:17:05,397
And one half of the poor sinners have to jump up,
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01:17:05,951 --> 01:17:08,832
thus, always one half of the dead sinners will be on top
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01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:11,800
and the other half on bottom.
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01:17:23,015 --> 01:17:25,757
Majesty permit, that I may ask a question now?
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01:17:28,733 --> 01:17:31,967
How can you divide a draught into 2 even parts?
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01:17:33,129 --> 01:17:36,747
Based on Aristotle I would say...
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01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:42,979
It's necessary that I
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research the nature of the wind and its strength beforehand.
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01:17:51,395 --> 01:17:57,927
That I examine the region, from whence it came.
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01:17:59,386 --> 01:18:05,065
That I convince myself, whether it is, from its origin, a straight line
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01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:11,505
or fractured at either an acute or obtuse angle.
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01:18:12,474 --> 01:18:18,487
That I examine the weather, and the sphere of influence,
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01:18:18,724 --> 01:18:24,060
and whether there are storms or whirl winds in the upper air.
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01:18:24,138 --> 01:18:25,538
That at my maximum scientific ...
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01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:27,914
Way too longwinded!
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01:18:28,175 --> 01:18:29,476
...thematic...
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01:18:35,017 --> 01:18:37,707
Into each nose hole at even parts.
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01:18:46,857 --> 01:18:50,043
I can't stand it when a fool is walking at my right hand side.
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01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,604
I have no problem with that.
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01:18:56,294 --> 01:18:58,906
And now I'll ask you a question, Eulenspiegel.
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01:19:00,290 --> 01:19:02,560
Tell me and prove it:
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01:19:04,149 --> 01:19:06,678
who is the mightiest man in the world?
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01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,481
I'll show you a play, Majesty.
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01:19:27,613 --> 01:19:30,300
I know how we could get out of here.
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01:19:32,362 --> 01:19:33,781
Both of us?
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01:19:37,257 --> 01:19:40,263
A proud sword weighs more than a big money bag.
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01:19:43,533 --> 01:19:44,948
I'm fine here.
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01:20:03,574 --> 01:20:06,110
The Devil always shits on the big pile.
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01:20:06,905 --> 01:20:08,826
I beg for forgiveness!
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01:20:09,023 --> 01:20:11,155
This is you, Majesty.
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01:20:13,455 --> 01:20:14,901
These are the Princes.
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01:20:16,902 --> 01:20:18,613
The rich merchants.
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01:20:20,314 --> 01:20:21,372
The Pope.
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01:20:22,992 --> 01:20:24,126
The Turks.
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01:21:08,547 --> 01:21:10,452
You are the mightiest.
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01:21:17,952 --> 01:21:20,067
You want to scare me.
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01:21:21,148 --> 01:21:22,789
You are a brave man.
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01:21:44,895 --> 01:21:48,813
This monk-calf, a terrible monster,
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01:21:49,442 --> 01:21:52,903
is, not that I claim to be a prophet,
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01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:57,751
safe and surely a miraculous sign from God,
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01:21:58,631 --> 01:22:04,028
announcing the end of this damned and hated class.
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01:22:05,072 --> 01:22:07,284
Don't regard it with shame,
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01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:12,727
that God dressed a calf with this sacred habit.
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01:22:17,996 --> 01:22:20,714
He's telling us without all doubt,
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01:22:23,137 --> 01:22:25,222
that even the last will understand it.
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01:22:26,969 --> 01:22:32,208
This whole monkery and nunnery is nothing more
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01:22:33,622 --> 01:22:41,547
than the false appearance and pretence of a truly divine life.
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01:22:46,015 --> 01:22:54,319
The heretics and rebels against the Holy Mother Church...
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01:22:56,285 --> 01:23:05,201
Here! God has shown us the terrible monster they are:
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01:23:07,098 --> 01:23:13,115
A crown with 2 horns on the head of the beast.
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01:23:15,014 --> 01:23:21,246
These are the two swords that God lays at the Pope's feet...
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01:23:22,115 --> 01:23:23,889
that the......
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01:23:35,004 --> 01:23:37,727
The people are a many-headed beast!
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01:23:38,364 --> 01:23:40,417
To the cloister! To the cloister!
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01:23:41,722 --> 01:23:42,904
Get the tax lists!
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01:23:56,448 --> 01:23:57,801
The tax lists.
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01:24:02,632 --> 01:24:05,275
There is no salvation outside the church.
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01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:06,581
Not for you.
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01:24:06,726 --> 01:24:09,005
Who can read?
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01:24:13,091 --> 01:24:14,539
Here, this man!
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01:24:52,856 --> 01:24:54,891
Johann Schacht? Yes!
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01:25:00,864 --> 01:25:03,836
Melchior Ring? Here!
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01:25:05,756 --> 01:25:07,330
Martin Luprent.
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01:25:14,442 --> 01:25:16,140
Matthias Bengel.
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01:25:16,955 --> 01:25:21,676
Brothers! Brothers! Tonight I received
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01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:24,539
a message from the Queen of Heavens.
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01:25:29,509 --> 01:25:33,760
From this part of God's earth shall come salvation for the rotting world.
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01:25:34,471 --> 01:25:37,863
The monks and priests shall give up scoffing boozing and whoring
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01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:42,098
and shall live on the alms of the people.
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01:25:42,692 --> 01:25:45,985
Our Virgin Mary wants, that all men be equal.
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01:25:47,254 --> 01:25:51,220
Paradise will come down to earth, and all will be brothers.
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01:25:52,424 --> 01:25:55,075
Wood, field, and river will belong to everybody.
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01:25:55,461 --> 01:25:57,919
Taxes and socage are abolished.
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01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:01,139
Everybody will do the same amount of work.
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01:26:01,501 --> 01:26:06,819
The Emperor will work for his daily wage and be a villain no longer.
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01:26:22,426 --> 01:26:23,796
I want to be alone!
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01:26:27,145 --> 01:26:28,169
Where is Rosine?
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01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:31,156
She ran away during your absence.
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01:26:32,638 --> 01:26:35,233
You wanted to confess, Imperial Majesty.
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01:26:35,970 --> 01:26:38,036
Yes sure, I will confess.
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01:27:55,138 --> 01:27:56,648
To your health, brother.
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01:28:01,148 --> 01:28:02,458
I'm not your brother.
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01:28:04,347 --> 01:28:05,489
Shame.
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01:28:06,183 --> 01:28:08,464
To your Imperial Majesty's health!
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01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:22,407
Does it please Majesty in your grace to receive petitioners?
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01:28:56,135 --> 01:28:57,297
What do you want?
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01:28:57,863 --> 01:28:59,470
Mercy, Majesty!
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01:29:00,404 --> 01:29:02,140
Allow me the favor of avoiding torture
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01:29:02,724 --> 01:29:05,277
where I would admit to have brought pestilence into town,
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01:29:05,624 --> 01:29:08,125
and I will be saved from the pains of hell.
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01:29:09,538 --> 01:29:12,326
Yes, what do you want? A witch trial!
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01:29:19,289 --> 01:29:20,584
It shall be so!
528
01:29:53,630 --> 01:29:54,633
What do you want?
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01:29:56,285 --> 01:29:59,826
I'm asking, that Majesty in his immeasurable grace will choose me
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01:30:00,092 --> 01:30:01,964
the execute the witch trial.
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01:30:04,048 --> 01:30:05,476
Granted!
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01:30:07,738 --> 01:30:11,261
Majesty, in all the books of the Holy Inquisition,
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01:30:11,533 --> 01:30:13,432
infallible is the method
534
01:30:14,140 --> 01:30:18,438
of letting the alleged witch take a ring out of boiling water.
535
01:30:19,573 --> 01:30:24,731
If she scalds herself she's guilty, if she stays unhurt she's innocent.
536
01:30:27,498 --> 01:30:29,166
Your ring, Majesty.
537
01:30:45,361 --> 01:30:46,218
Take it out!
538
01:31:36,229 --> 01:31:39,000
Who could swear to me, that it is the Imperial ring?
539
01:31:44,444 --> 01:31:45,411
I!
540
01:31:46,268 --> 01:31:48,503
A divine miracle! This maid is pure.
541
01:31:50,357 --> 01:31:51,797
Take her away!
542
01:32:35,029 --> 01:32:37,516
This creature, called Paukerjäcklein, spreads.
543
01:32:37,755 --> 01:32:39,874
The emperor was ill with a venereal disease
544
01:32:40,475 --> 01:32:43,304
and says he received his knowledge from Till Eulenspiegel.
545
01:32:53,008 --> 01:32:54,711
Hang them both!
546
01:32:55,247 --> 01:32:57,957
At Saint Martin's day in front of all people.
547
01:35:45,358 --> 01:35:47,060
My live is about to end.
548
01:35:47,751 --> 01:35:50,833
Happily I'll enter God's beatitude.
549
01:35:51,652 --> 01:35:54,263
Whose kingdom will come, where there won't be
550
01:35:54,263 --> 01:35:56,594
neither masters nor slaves anymore.
551
01:35:57,378 --> 01:36:00,735
Woe those, who stay in their aberration!
552
01:36:02,507 --> 01:36:05,705
Tear your hearts to pieces and pray to God the Lord!
553
01:36:26,770 --> 01:36:30,560
Hey you!
554
01:36:31,198 --> 01:36:33,462
Majesty, your Grace!
555
01:36:33,772 --> 01:36:35,977
You won't forsake me a last request, as it is custom!
556
01:36:36,587 --> 01:36:38,378
I won't beg you for my life.
557
01:36:38,747 --> 01:36:41,009
Not for money or goods, nor any mercy.
558
01:36:41,609 --> 01:36:44,355
Not for soul masses, nor eternal memory.
559
01:36:46,150 --> 01:36:48,090
What I ask for is an insignificant matter
560
01:36:48,321 --> 01:36:50,340
and will not cost you a penny.
561
01:36:50,839 --> 01:36:51,845
Speak!
562
01:36:52,820 --> 01:36:54,887
Promise me you will keep it if I won't ask
563
01:36:54,887 --> 01:36:57,748
you for any of the aforementioned things.
564
01:36:59,127 --> 01:37:00,747
I promise you.
565
01:37:03,011 --> 01:37:06,431
When we are hung now, you Majesty, shall come
566
01:37:06,788 --> 01:37:08,866
every morning for seven days.
567
01:37:09,323 --> 01:37:11,633
With all your councilors and the Lord Bishop.
568
01:37:11,858 --> 01:37:15,141
And, sober, you will kiss us on the arse!
569
01:37:34,531 --> 01:37:38,005
You see, that's a trifle and won't cost you a penny!
570
01:38:25,418 --> 01:38:32,197
Go your way, Till Eulenspiegel and Paukerjäcklein.
571
01:38:34,076 --> 01:38:37,360
Dismissed by the mercy of your judges,
572
01:38:39,218 --> 01:38:44,308
enter the grounds of this town no more!
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