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(whirring)
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(all screaming)
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Toad men! I hate toad men!
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(grunts) I hear ya, hulk.
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There's too many for
even me ta clobber!
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You're just gettin' old, thing!
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There's never enough to smash!
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(croaking)
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Hey!
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Ya ugly toad! Try that again!
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(grunting)
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Argh!
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Hope I don't get warts!
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Slash!
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A-bomb: Comin'
through, froggies!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Sue storm: Stay still, a-bomb.
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The toads are known to overwhelm
planets with their sheer numbers
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And right now it's working!
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Anybody care for
fried frog legs?
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Courtesy of the human torch.
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Sue! Any word from
reed or she-hulk?
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Reed's trying to figure
out a way to stop that!
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Oh, yeah? Well we can give
it our best shot first.
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It ain't working, green! We
can't even pierce its shields.
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If we can't stop 'em, the
earth will be overrun!
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She-hulk: Anyone call
for some back-up?
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Hulk! I think I have a solution
against the tribbitites!
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This hyper-cannon is designed
to launch a projectile
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12 times the speed of sound.
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Theoretically, it will pierce
the shields, but we'll need...
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A hulk bullet. I
get it, stretch.
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Fire me. I'll take out the
ship from inside the shields.
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Hulk, you can't.
You'll never survive!
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You wanted the world to know we're heroes.
Heroes make sacrifices.
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Hulk: I'm locked
and loaded, jen.
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Ready to fire.
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This just in!
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The fantastic four is attempting
to stop the alien toad men,
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With the help of the
monster known as the hulk!
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But for all we know,
that awful green goliath
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Is in cahoots with these
amphibious invaders!
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She-hulk: Fire away!
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(groaning)
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Permission to come aboard.
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Reed, the ship's empty!
Must be remote-piloted!
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There's a huge teleporter here,
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Beamin' the toads across
space, then down to earth.
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Must be a waypoint station.
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If you shut it down, hulk,
they should beam home.
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But whatever you do,
don't smash it!
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(grunting)
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Uh, did you say, don't smash it?
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(all gasping) she-hulk: Hulk!
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Skaar: Hulk not moving!
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She-hulk: Hulk! No!
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Please be alive,
please be alive.
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Nothing could survive a quantum
blast of that magnitude.
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Don't you leave us now, boss.
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(stammering) wake up, hulk!
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(roaring)
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(groans)
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(groaning)
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Don't scare me like that!
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You truly are incredible, hulk.
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(sobbing) I'm losing it, red.
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That's better.
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All: (cheering) hulk!
Hulk! Hulk!
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(applause)
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Hulk strongest one there is!
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Yes, it's true. I was wr...
Uh, misled by the facts.
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Apparently, the hulk
saved us and is...
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A hero. (clears throat)
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Yes, I said hero! You
heard me correctly.
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Wow. This isn't a dream, right?
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We did it! The world finally
sees you for what you are, hulk.
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A hero!
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At last.
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A-bomb: Yo, big guy!
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Hey! What're you doing down here?
The mayor called!
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Vista verde's full of reporters
and they wanna see you!
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They're not scared anymore.
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Not gonna last, rick.
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Do you hear this guy?
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We've got more views
online than ever!
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New fans are watching our old webisodes
to see how we've been heroes.
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(breathing heavily) look!
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(crowd cheering)
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Thank you captain america
and this great country.
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But seriously, me saving the
world was nothing and...
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(captain america
clears throat) um...
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I mean, the hulk sends
his humble gratitude.
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(bell ringing) director: Cut!
That's a wrap!
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(cell phone ringing)
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Hulk: Heya, jen! What's up?
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How are things going on the set?
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Thanks for getting me this part
in your new action movie, hulk.
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Finally, I'm getting to play me!
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But I gotta to tell you,
the actor playing you?
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Kinda wack.
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(chuckles) welcome back
to hollywood, honey.
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(catching breath)
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(crowd cheering)
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Filling in for the
incredible hulk
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In our wrestling championship,
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Is the almost-as-incredible,
skaar!
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Now remember, kid, this is for charity.
It's all fake fightin'.
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I don't wanna have to hurt ya!
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(grunting) I said it was fake!
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Wrestling not fake!
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Fighting place remind
skaar of home.
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Can't remember why.
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Ha! Maybe that'll
jar yer memory!
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So, um, if you're
gonna stay down here,
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Do you mind if I have your
tickets to the dazzler concert?
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She's a hottie! I mean...
You go, rick.
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But you know we haven't changed.
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(chuckles) except
people love us!
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I'll bring ya a dazzler t-shirt!
Thanks, bud!
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I hope they have triple,
triple, extra-large.
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Rick's show did what he
wanted it to, made us heroes.
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Seems like the team's all
doing their own thing now.
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Maybe it's time we went
our separate ways.
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Can we turn the camera off now?
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Look at this mess. Somebody
needs to clean their room.
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You finally did it.
You became a hero.
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Wasn't just me. It's
called teamwork.
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Something you
wouldn't know about.
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Oh, really? Well, you
received your deepest wish,
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You're all heroes now.
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How poignant!
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Perhaps I'll get my deepest
wish, to destroy you.
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Yeah. Good luck doing that
from in there, big head.
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(scoffs) I've been
free for hours,
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You idiotic ape. Huh?
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Your newfound fame was
the perfect distraction.
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(grunting)
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Impossible! Don't worry.
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I left you a going-away gift.
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Five gifts, actually.
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Five gamma bombs
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Which will destroy vista
verde in exactly 13 minutes.
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The leader: Even one of them alone has
enough power to level the entire town.
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If I were you... (roaring)
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I'd hurry.
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I was on set, what's
the emergency?
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Hulk: The leader escaped!
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Stop pullin' my big red leg.
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Gets worse. He hid five
gamma bombs in town.
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We gotta find them!
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Jones! You were supposed to
keep an eye on mega-brain!
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Uh, no way, it's skaar's week!
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Skaar thought she-hulk's turn.
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Told ya, I was on set!
Well, who messed up?
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I'm not gonna do when it's not my turn.
Not skaar!
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That's why we have turns!
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Hey! The town, those people
are all that matters!
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Well, what did your beloved
mayor promise you?
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Our incredible hulks
have finally arrived!
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(cheering)
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Everyone! Out of here, now!
You have to move!
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(confused chattering)
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I said, get out!
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Man: He's gone crazy!
Get out of here!
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Hulk: If we move fast enough,
we can get all the bombs.
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Split up and search everywhere.
And I mean everywhere!
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(grunting)
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Abomination.
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Good to see you, old friend!
I have a team now, too.
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Red: The absorbin' man!
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A-bomb: Blastaar!
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Skaar: Sauron!
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She-hulk: Titania!
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You can call us... The
agents of c.R.A.S.H.
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Catchy, no?
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You helped the leader
plant the gamma bombs.
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Nah. We're just here to
make sure they go off.
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Enough with the small talk. Let's show
'em why we're called the crashers.
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Smash 'em. (Roaring)
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(all grunting)
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(crowd screaming)
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Breaking news! Well,
it didn't take long.
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The hulks are showing their true colors
and attacking the town of vista verde!
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You're gonna tell me where
the gamma bombs are.
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Will it be the easy
way or the hard way?
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(people screaming)
he's raging again!
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(grunts) run!
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(groaning)
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Skaar hate
lizard-bird-man-thing!
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Lasers, eh? Lemme get a
closer look at yer cannon!
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(groaning)
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(laughing)
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Hey! You're welcome!
(frightened chattering)
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This will shut you up for
a while, you crazy witch!
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You're the one who's crazy!
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What are you talking about?
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(groans)
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So where's the bomb, blastaar?
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00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,899
Or are you planning to
blow yourselves up too?
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We have the ultimate
protection against the bomb.
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(screaming)
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(grunts) my turn.
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(a-bomb grunts)
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A-bomb: A-bomb's away!
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We got it under control, people!
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Just move in an orderly
fashion to the exits...
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Woman: He's crazy, run!
Of the town.
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What was that? Huh?
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Okay, something screwy's
goin' on around here.
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I mean, you can see
him, can't you?
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Hold on, lemme adjust the gamma.
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(grunting)
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Oh, no!
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(grunts)
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See these gamma
cloaking belts, hulk?
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Courtesy of the leader.
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Only gamma-fied types
like you can see us.
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To the rest of the world,
we're as invisible as ghosts.
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00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,263
Shoulda made yourselves
invisible to us, too!
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Nah, fighting you is
all part of the plan.
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(growling)
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00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,741
Hulk: What plan?
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People in this town love you.
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We're makin' 'em pay
for that mistake.
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(grunting)
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(roars)
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(grunting) you were
once a general.
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00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,424
How's it feel to be
hulk's errand boy?
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Ah, zip it! Red hulk ain't
no one's number two!
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Sauron: You wanted
hulk to be a hero.
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But he will always be a beast!
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One of us! One of us!
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(sauron laughing) let me introduce
you to a personal friend of mine!
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Sauron, meet the wall.
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Ahh! Wall, meet sauron.
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And you, hulk's pet!
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You don't belong here.
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Your world is across
time and space!
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Skaar can't remember home!
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Argh!
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You think you're special?
(grunting)
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You're animal control, honey. Just
taxiing around with monsters!
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You used to have a life!
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You don't know me.
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So shut your cakehole,
you evil...
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(roaring)
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Mayor! The bombs could
go off at any second!
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Get those people further
away from here!
249
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,954
Sorry, hulk, I can't hear you.
There's no signal!
250
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,557
We're getting multiple
reports out of vista verde
251
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,592
That the hulks
have gone berserk!
252
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,996
We've all worked so hard to
make the world love you.
253
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,566
And now, our poor little town...
254
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,568
What are you doing, hulk?
255
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:02,874
Nice try, gizmo's made
outta pure adamantium.
256
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,511
Leader planned every detail
while you had him locked up.
257
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,480
He didn't plan for this!
258
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,083
(grunts) don't let 'em
get to you, hulks!
259
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,885
You know who you are!
260
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,954
You're the agents of s.M.A.S.H!
261
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,223
Consider yourself crashed.
262
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,625
The bombs! Must be
only seconds left!
263
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,893
(helicopter approaching)
264
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,397
A-bomb: Ah, hulk? I
think we're surrounded.
265
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,567
Pilot: Hulks! Stand down
now or we will open fire!
266
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,636
I'm still a general, soldier,
267
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,272
And I order you to stand down!
268
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,242
We have the situation
under control!
269
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,544
They were the ones that did it!
The crashers!
270
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,247
The only visual we have is
you five wrecking the town!
271
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:42,247
Look! See?
272
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:47,352
They can't see 'em! We got no
time to argue. Find the bombs!
273
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,655
Red: They gotta be close by!
274
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,324
(grunting)
275
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,700
So, where are they?
276
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,832
Maybe they're deep underground?
Hold up.
277
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,539
This isn't a bomb. What is this?
278
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,675
There are no bombs?
279
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,145
Of course there were.
Isn't it obvious?
280
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:19,017
You are the five gamma bombs
that destroyed vista verde.
281
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,619
No. You did this.
282
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,955
You tricked us into
destroying the town.
283
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,258
And you five fell
for it like that!
284
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,628
This will be your legacy, hulk.
285
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,331
The destruction of
your beloved town.
286
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,167
Now and forever!
287
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,039
Man 1: Look what he
did to the town!
288
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,174
Man 2: How could they do this?
Woman: They went crazy!
289
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,542
We can't trust 'em.
290
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:45,476
I knew there was
something fishy!
291
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,948
The hulk and his agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Are not heroes,
292
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:49,948
They're monsters!
293
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:56,454
Who else but monsters would destroy
the only town that ever loved them?
294
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,091
Hold up, wait, I have the real
footage of what happened!
295
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,961
It was the crashers!
They were invisible...
296
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,196
We saw what happened!
You did this.
297
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,298
We won't fight back.
Just don't hurt us!
298
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,134
We're not monsters.
I have the footage!
299
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,604
Are you gonna believe some
hulk-kid with a webcam?
300
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,740
I just saw a talking
raccoon in a movie.
301
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,542
They can make
anything look real!
302
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,178
It's all computers
and camera tricks!
303
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,014
Don't believe the monsters!
304
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,984
Pilot: Surrender, hulks, now!
305
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,053
I hate to say it,
but we need to run.
306
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,324
Hulk: We were impulsive!
We acted like amateurs!
307
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,160
Arguing is pointless.
Shut it, skaar!
308
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,496
It all red's fault! I wasn't
even supposed to be here today!
309
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,365
All right, all right!
310
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,334
We were all tired
of being monsters.
311
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,636
We wanted to be
heroes for a change.
312
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:49,140
But now, that's over with.
We're back to being beasts!
313
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,142
What do you think, hulk?
314
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,780
(sighs) I knew the hero thing
wouldn't work. You know why?
315
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,550
Because we are monsters.
Plain and simple.
316
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:00,798
What are you talking about?
317
00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:05,256
What's scarier than one hulk?
Five hulks.
318
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,192
Long as we're together,
we're gonna smash, destroy.
319
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:12,563
So for the good of the town,
I'm breaking up the team.
320
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,198
You can't do that, hulk!
321
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,501
I don't believe it!
322
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,036
Some leader!
323
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,538
I knew he didn't have
the stomach for it!
324
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,075
We're family, all of us!
We're all we have left.
325
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,212
Skaar need family!
Skaar have no home.
326
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,416
Sorry. Made my decision.
327
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:31,416
But hulk...
328
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:37,188
Alone, we're destructive, but together,
we could wipe out the planet.
329
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,524
(thudding) red: Oh, great!
What now!
330
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,725
Earthquake?
331
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,694
No way! We put in those
new stabilizers!
332
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,566
Red: The leader's still here?
333
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,834
Hulk: It was a diversion!
334
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,769
He wanted us out of the base!
335
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,505
Finally, you catch on.
336
00:17:54,507 --> 00:18:01,145
I'd compliment you, if you weren't two
steps behind my genius, as always.
337
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,681
Now, of course, I could
have escaped far earlier,
338
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:08,252
But I chose to wait until
you achieved hero status,
339
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:12,290
To ensure your failure
was spectacular.
340
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,093
Step away from the gamma
reactor, big head!
341
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,728
The leader: Gladly,
but it's too late.
342
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,465
I've already set the device
to go to critical mass.
343
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,701
I'm using all of its
energy for this!
344
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:30,141
A wormhole to another galaxy, built from
scraps cobbled together in mere hours.
345
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,742
Brilliant, is it not?
346
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,279
Unfortunately, the residual
gamma power will wipe out
347
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,217
What's left of vista
verde, and half the state.
348
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:43,454
Of course, I'll be halfway across the
cosmos while you take the blame!
349
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,857
Unless you care to follow me.
350
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,594
(groaning) no!
351
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,765
The reactor's gonna explode!
352
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,136
I'll handle this. The rest
of you, get out. Now!
353
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,872
Not this time. We won't
leave you, hulk!
354
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,741
I said get out! Right now!
355
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,578
Earth needs you! More
than it needs me.
356
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,713
Red: Don't do it greenie!
357
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,915
(straining)
358
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,786
Too much radiation.
359
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,856
(grunts) can't do it.
360
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,225
You can with us!
361
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,195
Red: Not letting ya hog
all the glory this time!
362
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,497
Skaar never leave hulk again!
363
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,333
Let's do this, before the
wormhole shuts down!
364
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:31,769
Ah!
365
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:36,941
(screaming)
366
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,527
(all groaning)
367
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,363
(sighs)
368
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,732
What happened? Where are we?
369
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,935
(sniffing)
370
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,670
Skaar...
371
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,672
Skaar know this smell.
372
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,841
What are we wearing? Armor?
373
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,643
This is freaking me out, dudes!
374
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,846
All right, take it easy, I'll
have us outta here in no time.
375
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,318
Man, what are these
walls made out of?
376
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,887
Okay, what are these?
377
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,357
Won't... (groans)
378
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,825
Come off. Ow!
379
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,560
Painful little sucker!
380
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,898
(cheering)
381
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:42,506
Uh, that ain't our sky.
382
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,476
That wormhole must have spit
us out on an alien world.
383
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,946
Ya think? How we supposed
to get back home?
384
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,314
Home.
385
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,385
Skaar know this place.
Skaar home!
386
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,254
No wonder you don't remember it.
387
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,022
Subjects of sakaar!
388
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:02,827
Bow your head, for the emperor of
the world has at last returned!
389
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:07,298
I give you your
king, the leader!
390
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,733
(crowd cheering) (gasps)
391
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,334
It can't be!
392
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,972
Our great and powerful liege has
not come home empty-handed!
393
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,775
He has brought us a gift!
394
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:21,712
The hulk and his
agents of s.M.A.S.H.,
395
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,581
Who will fight for their lives
396
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,851
In the grand arena of sakaar!
397
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,719
(crowd cheering)
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