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Hey.

Damn.

Rob Zombie would rub one out if he saw this place.

So I guess it's in your bucket list then.

Bang a chick on a haunted house?

Yeah.

I mean, make love to a woman in a haunted house.

Yeah.

Well, it's creepy as hell.

So, let's get this over with.

Oh, hold up now.

Let's take our time.

That's right, baby.

Make love to the camera.

They're better not be a camera, you sleeze.

Go do that again, baby.

Devin?

Don't stop, baby.

Devin, I think somebody's watching us.

I'm not usually into that, but it is my bucket list.

She's probably some homeless squatter.

I don't want crabs.

I'm getting out of here.

Hold on.

Oh shit.

This is one of the most spacious homes

we have available in your price range.

It's centrally located.

It's in a great school district.

Are you looking to start a family?

What?

What? No, no.

Actually, I'm thinking about starting a sorority chapter.

That's why we need so much space,

but we're also on a budget.

How fun.

Were you in a sorority?

No.

Couldn't make it through the hazing.

Yeah.

I'm sure I just wasn't cut out for it.

That's why I started this chapter.

Things are gonna change.

I'll take it.

Great.

I just need to make a phone call

and we'll get the wheels in motion right away.

You win this round, literature.

She's been approved for the loan

and she's ready to sign the paperwork.

State law does not require me

to disclose any of that information.

I just wanna get outta here and drive back to the office.

You know this place creeps me out.

Okay, seriously.

I gotta go.

Just get everything in motion.

She's a motivated buyer and we wanna make her happy.

Got it?

Okay, good.

Goodbye.

Sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

I was just making sure everything's okay.

It's fine, it's fine.

The deal is fine.

You can move in this week, in fact.

Oh my God.

Is that gonna be enough time for them

to move all those stuff out?

Actually, everything that's in the house comes with it.

So I mean, we can arrange to have it moved out if you like.

No, no, that'll be great.

For us on a budget, but why?

Well.

I feel really bad if I didn't tell you.

The last owners left the place

without taking anything with them.

They just really wanted to get out.

Some people say that this place is...

It's haunted.

I know, I Googled it before I came here.

You did?

Relax.

Any weird fear feelings that we have here

are just our minds playing tricks on us.

Trust me.

There are way scarier things to worry about in real life.

What?

Yeah, on my way.

Okay.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah?

What are you doing over there?

Too busy twirling one out to move?

I got Jim in the truck and we're almost there.

Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

Better be ready.

It's a party starting tonight.

I'll see you soon, bitch.

It makes me hot when you say twirling one out.

You'd get hot if I read you the Starbucks menu.

Hey, I'm just the way God made me.

A gift to women.

Maybe we could pull over somewhere.

You wish.

We have all this crap to move.

We aren't doing a thing until all of this shit is done.

Could have been home packing a bowl and playing bed.

Oh yeah?

Does men have these?

No?

Didn't think so.

Be a good boy.

Hey, what's up, my sister?

Sorority sister, that is.

You're getting way too in this.

And why shouldn't I?

Not a lot of sororities would accept girls

who are into D&D and Dr. Hughes, so.

Is your car gonna hold all of this stuff?

Oh, I'm making a separate trip for all my cosplay stuff.

That is all bubble wrapped.

So, how did Alex rip you into all this?

We were friends from high school.

From way back.

We've been through a lot together.

You know, I would say no sorority would have me,

but I wouldn't have any of them either.

But I had to take notice when Alex started one

in a haunted house.

A haunted house?

You should really make friends with the internet.

Get this inside, guys.

Well, those gunshots really

do make me feel a lot more comfortable.

I feel like the hillbillies are serenading us.

Hey, this was a bordello

until around the turn of the 20th century.

That's the definition of ironic.

Yeah, and then one night all the working girls died

during a night of record, cold, frozen to death.

Some showed signs of starvation.

Why they didn't seek kelp was left to mystery.

Spooky.

Yeah, then after that, it was split up into apartments,

but they had trouble renting them 'cause of all the suicides

and cases of domestic abuse reported.

It was empty for a while.

And then in the '90s, a couple with a big family bought it

and decided to fix it up.

Why is it that I don't think that you're going to say,

"And then they lived happily ever after"?

Battery's about dead.

How many homeless students

did you have to blow to get them to move out of here?

Jim, as eloquent and charming as you are,

I will never understand why you still work

at that fried chicken place.

Laugh it up.

I'd be embarrassed to put a meth lab in this place.

Upstairs with the stuff.

Well, I don't have to live here.

Did you use to date her or something?

Date her?

Does it look like my dick fell off

from frostbite or something?

I'm saying there's a lot of animosity there.

Just wondering.

Yeah, she just thinks she's so much better

than everyone else.

Makes me sick.

Get the door.

That's the last of it.

These bitches must be planning to open up

a GAP store or something.

Let's see why they have all this stuff anyway.

Just ends up wrinkled in the bedroom floor anyway.

Good one.

Which one's Melissa's?

The one I feel like waking up in on Sunday morning.

Come on.

It's not too bad.

Okay, that's that.

Now, let's have a pillow fight and then we shower together.

Oh, whatever.

Oh, by the way, Jim, you're being a shit wingman.

You know that, right?

You're being a jerk to everyone here

and that's putting me in the asshole wake.

That's worse than the friend zone.

I think you're sniffing up the wrong bush.

Are you talking about Alex?

Yeah?

She probably has a bigger pair of swinging than you.

Whatever, dude.

We had a party together.

Did you two hook up?

No, we talked but she...

Um, right then.

You're the one with the pussy.

Whatever.

What is that doing here?

What is that doing here?

It means some dude paid and got laid.

No, shut up.

Get that out of here.

Get that the fuck out.

Yeah, right.

I might wear it.

No stop.

Get that the fuck out of here now.

All right, man. Whatever.

Oh, you salty little hoe.

Should have known that was you

when I saw the tie on the door.

What tie on the door?

You ready to rumble?

Jesus.

It's so much better when you don't speak.

Let's keep your mouth busy.

God damn it.

And that is the interwebs.

Fire up your laptop and we can check it out, Kay.

Maybe later.

Maybe the others haven't heard about it,

but I know there's a Wikipedia article in this place.

So, no surprises.

Okay, you know all that stuff

didn't just happen in the past?

That couple was killed here five years ago

with a pitchfork.

Her ex-boyfriend got busted for that.

He just gotten back from Iraq, PTSD, all that stuff.

With the money we could raise with just a few women,

you knew this place wasn't gonna be a palace.

Yeah, Alex, but a pitchfork?

I mean, seriously.

You know I'm cool with this.

We could host a whole ghost hunting

"Discovery Channel" show in this place.

But your friend, Sherry seems wired a little tight

for that type of thing.

I've got her back.

All right.

You know her better than I do.

You ready to hit the kitchen?

Like, isn't that where the women belong?

Ha ha.

Well, that helps.

This place looks like there's a million cockroaches

hiding in the walls.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm sure there are rats will eat them.

Guys, you know why we're doing this.

We can have a nice clean sorority house.

And every Saturday night, our fraternity brothers

would expect us to be on our knees.

Forget that.

Been there, girl.

Some more than others.

This place is ours and we've got it on our own.

First meal in the new place.

Pasta.

To my new sisters who helped me found this sorority

and to our friends who helped us move here together.

Here, here. Cheers.

Dig in, everybody.

So, remind me again

why you decided to do this whole sorority thing?

Well, I'm more into the service side of sorority life,

but not so much into degrading women.

Really?

I heard you got drunk once and lezzed-up at a party.

Now at a frat house, that's totally cool.

But at your finer sorority houses,

the girls tend to get a little skeeved out.

You done fucking him yet, Liz?

Just shut up, Jim.

I mean, I can see us doing

clothing drives for women's shelters.

We could do charities.

We could do soup kitchen for the holidays.

Your last sorority was a lot more fun.

You know I had to quit them.

Ooh, I never heard that story.

Yeah, why?

It's 'cause of that stupid game

all the frat boys like to play.

What game are you talking about?

They called it the Hoochi Olympics.

All the guys would try and get with one Asian girl,

one Latina, one white girl, you know.

Oh, come on.

That's fucking racist.

Could totally get points for like different majors

or tapping some nerd ass.

100% equal opportunity.

Much better.

Nice.

The fuck.

Oh I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

Hope you girls can fuck.

'Cause your cooking is shit.

It's just, something just doesn't taste right,

like too much salt.

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry.

What happened?

Alex, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

We can get something else together.

Yeah.

Order some pizza.

I need something to get the rancid taste out of my mouth.

You know he's not staying the night, right?

I don't understand.

It tasted just fine when I was cooking it.

Come on.

It's just our first night.

Relax.

There's one thing we don't have here.

It's snakes.

I guess it just scared me.

Hey Alex, Jim here wants to apologize

for being an asshole.

Thinking about your ex-boyfriend?

So you can see he's repentant.

What is wrong with you, people?

So, I was willing to accept all of this,

but I don't get any cell service and that's not gonna fly.

You know, I was getting internet outside,

but I'm not getting anything in here.

How could you get service outside but not inside?

Thick walls, squirrel could a chew

through the ethernet cable.

I'll have to go look at it.

So, okay.

You know those phones that are like connected to the wall?

Do we have one of those here?

And does it work the exact same?

I'm gonna get going.

I just lost a dick measuring contest to your new master.

You know, when it's just us two, everything's cool.

But then when other people get in the way,

I realize you're just a douchebag.

Well, I was gonna save this one

until I got back to the frat house

but I'm gonna go cruise in your bathroom.

Hope y'all brought some for breeze.

That's the only refurnished one in the house.

Well, it'll clean up nicely then, won't it?

I hope your ass took the morning after pill.

What the fuck?

Somebody puked on the damn floor.

The door won't open.

Come on, guys.

I'm not cleaning this hit up.

It's worse than finding a bunch of used tampons.

You gotta go, you gotta go.

That's the last thing I do for you, bitch.

What the hell?

I didn't have that much to drink.

What the hell?

It won't wash up.

What the fuck?

How are you here?

I'm drowning in myself.

You're dead.

You killed me, Jim.

You choked in your own vomit.

I didn't do shit.

You.

Yeah?

But I didn't tell you to drink on a fucking vodka.

Goddamn.

You didn't even know if I was alive when you fucked me.

When you fucked me.

Hello?

You're just gonna let him sleep it off in there, right?

Well there's a half bath in the basement

if anybody needs it.

It's not pretty, but it flushes.

I thought I heard crying in there.

Oh, I lived with him in the dorms, freshman year.

He makes that sound sometimes.

You really hold up with the pick of the litter, don't you?

Isn't this punishment enough?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Just all the food in here tastes off.

Oh, hey.

Sorry about all this.

You don't seem like half a shit burger Jim is.

Why are you friends?

Well, we were roommates in the dorms.

Luck of the dorm room lottery, I suppose.

But you mean why didn't I murder him in his sleep?

That's the $100-question.

We were freshman.

Wandering, tumbling around college avenue.

Going to every bar possible on the...

You did the Trail of Tears.

We did the Trail of Tears.

So we're at this awful bar and I get ahead of myself

and start talking smack

to three really hoking football players.

And Jim comes in, swinging,

saves me from the beating of a lifetime.

Well, that's something.

Wasn't the only one either.

Still a dick though.

Yeah.

What was that?

What was what?

Guess we're just on edge.

Was that there before?

I've seen one of those

since my grandpa's farmed back in the day.

Who would need one of those out here?

I read something about a couple getting attacked

with a pitchfork.

You mean that couple that got murdered?

Come on.

Well, if we can't order a pizza,

there must be something we can cook up real quick here.

Oh God, what is wrong with that?

Should be nothing.

We bought it out the store just yesterday.

Oh, everything tastes really bad.

That doesn't make any sense, Kay.

Oh my God.

Ah!

What the hell?

I thought I just saw...

The good news is Jim passed out

and the bad news is he did it in the bathroom.

So we're gonna need a light bulb and a roll of TP

for the downstairs toilet.

Okay.

I'll do it.

I mean, I claimed him as a friend.

I got it.

Guys, I think something really weird is going on.

So Melissa's boyfriend just did something to all our food,

got drunk and then passed out in her bathroom.

Well, that's a dick move that just got supersized.

No, I'm not sure that can explain it.

He's not my boyfriend, Alex.

Fuck buddy.

Whatever.

You know I just asked him to help us move

We couldn't have done all this shit on our own.

Oh no, we're just helpless women.

I don't buy that crap.

I'm not about to stop shaving my armpits either.

What's that supposed to mean?

Forget it.

I'm not even hungry anyways.

I'm gonna go to bed.

We'll sort all this out in the morning.

So far, the sisterhood stuff is really working out aces.

Okay.

Well, I'm gonna take that as my cue to leave.

I'm sorry about a everything tonight.

We'll be back in the morning to pick up

the king of douchebags.

Have a nice night.

Hey, you.

You don't have to go yet.

I was hoping we could talk.

Well, that's just rude.

Relax.

It's probably just a tree branch.

Guys?

You know, if you bust out a Ouija board,

I might just be myself.

Yeah, I just wanna let you know

that even though things didn't work out the way I thought,

I'm glad you came by help.

Oh no, my pleasure.

I always wanted to see you again

ever since that class we had together.

I remember.

You sat way in the back in human sexuality.

Jim was in that class too, but he stopped showing up

when he found out there was no show and tell.

And then there was the party.

Yeah, the party.

Listen, I wanna blame the alcohol for that night,

but I didn't even have a drop.

I just, I have some dark things in my past.

And I have a hard time starting with people sometimes.

What kind of stuff?

Just you know, childhood stuff.

But everyone has that.

For the record,

what Jim says isn't true.

I didn't lez-out at some party.

I didn't think you did.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm straight, Dave.

I'm straight too.

Just to get that out there.

So, everybody's straight.

Not everybody's straight.

I mean, there's some people that...

I'll get the sheets for this.

No sheets.

No, no sheets?

Pillows?

No pillows, no pillowcases.

Hey. Hey.

Did you ever see Sherry come out of the basement?

No.

I'm not bad, grandma.

You've been a bad girl again, Sherry.

No, grandma.

So bad.

I don't wanna cut my switch.

Don't talk back to me, girl.

I won't do it.

No.

You'll cut your own switch for that, little pussy.

Cut it.

Cut it.

Cut it.

Sherry?

Oh God, Sherry.

You said you were never gonna do this again, sweetheart.

I didn't do it.

Get out. Oh, okay.

Hey, Jim.

Jim, open the fucking door, buddy, come on.

Jim.

Open it up.

I'm sorry, man.

Guys, we need help down here.

Help.

What the fuck is going on?

Hurry. Here.

I've helped her before in the past,

but this time, it's pretty bad.

She's done this before?

She's fucking done this before.

Get an ambulance. Okay, okay.

Sherry.

She's had a relapse, Kay.

Call 911.

Call an ambulance.

I couldn't get a signal earlier.

I'm going outside.

Hurry.

Told you she came back to school too soon, Alex.

Not now.

Help me carry her upstairs.

What are you doing?

The door won't open.

What do you mean the door won't open?

Turn the fucking handle.

You don't think I know how to open a fucking door?

Okay, I'll get this.

Give me a second.

I was just trying to find a signal somewhere in here.

How did those get on there?

What are you doing?

Looking at Instagram?

What are you doing?

Hey.

Hey.

God damn it.

What is going on?

Holy shit.

What is happening?

They're coming.

Sher, they're coming.

They're gonna help you.

No, no, not to help.

There's gotta be other windows we can try.

The bedrooms, the bathroom.

Don't check the bathroom.

Just don't go in there.

Why not?

Because Jim's dead in there.

I found him.

I think he choked on his own vomit or something.

I'm not sure.

He did what?

I found him that way and he was just.

That asshole.

We fucking did what?

I found him.

Oh God.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Okay, check around.

See if there's any other windows or doors.

Do we have any other lights?

There's gotta be some more candles around here somewhere.

Katherine, stay here with Sherry.

Rest of us, let's split up.

Yeah, 'cause that's always a good idea.

Cold.

Help's coming, Sher.

Hungry.

He won't let us go.

They'll never let us go.

No!

Mommy?

Mommy?

Mommy?

You've been so bad. Mommy?

So bad. Mommy?

You know what I have to do?

No.

Mommy, no.

I didn't mean to.

Why?

Why did you do this?

What would have happened to me?

I'm sorry.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Why?

Why are you so bad?

Why?

Why?

Mommy?

Mommy.

Why?

Mommy.

No, no, no.

No.

No!

You're already fucked up.

There's nowhere to run.

Nowhere to hide.

No escape either.

It's been a long time, sweet cheeks.

You know you've been wanting it.

What?

You get the fuck away from me, dude.

You think you could just walk around

looking the way you do?

No.

No!

Come here, sugar baby.

No, no!

Shut up. No, no, no.

I'll go to the school and I'll tell your teachers.

They'll all laugh at you.

They'll all know you're a little fake.

No, no!

I can't do shit, Alex.

It doesn't make any sense.

There's gotta be a way out.

No.

Is that?

He's over there.

Dave, what happened?

Jesus.

Dave, what happened?

I didn't tell.

I haven't told anybody.

I didn't tell.

Help me with this.

How could he do this?

Why would he do this to himself?

I don't know.

Well, if he didn't do this, who the fuck did?

There's no one else here.

There's no one else here, right?

Shit.

Liz.

Christ.

Hey guys, are you okay?

I heard shouting.

Guys.

Champion?

Champion, is that you?

Come here, boy.

Go.

We won't let her go.

Don't you understand that?

We won't.

Hope's coming, Sher.

It'll be okay.

What happened to him?

He saw something, heard something, blew a fuse.

I mean we're in a situation where we can't open a door

or break a fucking window.

Who knows what happened?

We needed him.

You, me and Kay, we're gonna get through this.

Okay, Alex.

I think I heard Katherine calling downstairs.

Stay here with Dave.

Just a minute.

I'm gonna go tell her what happened.

But we don't even know what happened.

Don't lose your shit, Liz.

I won't.

That's what I wanted to hear.

That's my Melissa.

You didn't tell her.

You didn't tell anybody, right?

No, I didn't tell anyone.

Hey guys.

Sherry?

Katherine?

where's everybody?

Where is everybody?

Sherry?

Did you guys get out?

Did you guys get out?

Guys.

Don't leave me alone in here.

Don't leave me alone.

Don't leave me alone.

Don't leave me alone.

Guys, guys.

I didn't want it to happen to me.

I didn't want it to happen to me.

I didn't want it to happen to me.

I didn't want it to happen to me.

I didn't want it to happen to me.

Alex. Where were you?

What happened?

Listen, other than the doors in the windows,

have you seen anything that's really fucked up?

Besides that we're trapped?

Yeah.

Besides that.

You mean like those scarred up bitches

that look like Victoria's Secret models from hell?

You've seen them too?

Who are they?

Ghost, monsters.

Call girls that used to live here.

House itself.

All I know Is they wanna hurt us.

Yeah.

They wanna hurt us.

What is that?

It's a burn from a boiling hot rosary.

Why did you do that?

I didn't.

Just like Dave didn't tie himself up.

And Sherry didn't cut herself.

When I was a teenager, I was like everyone else, you know.

I got myself off sometimes.

Only, one time,

I caught my dad watching through a crack in the door.

Only I didn't stop him.

And I didn't stop him the next time either.

Finally, when my mom found out, she couldn't face my dad.

So she tried to break me of the habit.

You know what I have to do?

No.

I held that burning hot rosary in my hand.

You were just a kid, Liz.

But it didn't go any further, you know?

It wasn't like that.

I just, I know now he shouldn't have been watching.

When I was In high school, I went to this party.

It was next door to this girl that I knew growing up,

She was disabled and so eventually she got left behind.

People got drunk, people got high.

And these guys,

they came over.

And they creeped through her window

And they put a pillowcase over her head

and carried her off and...

Yeah, and?

Nothing.

I knew what was going on and nobody...

I pretended like nothing happened.

There were so many guys there, you know.

I didn't know.

I didn't know what might be next or who might be next.

I understand.

You were just a kid, like you said.

Never again.

Never again.

And you've kept that.

Look at what you're doing now.

Girl, that night,

it was awful.

No one said anything.

No one did anything.

Deal with what's going on right now.

I'm not sure that's enough, Liz.

Somehow these women are something in this house

or this house itself.

It's playing on our fears.

Things we're ashamed of.

I mean, us.

Sherry with cutting herself.

Jim, I don't know.

Dave, I don't know.

His pants were down around his ankles, Alex.

I know, I know but...

But we know.

Something's haunting him like us.

Something beyond his control.

Something to do with that scarred up whore.

Katherine.

What's up with Katherine?

I don't know her damage.

We have to go check on her now.

Katherine.

It's okay, it's my dog, Champi.

Kay, there's no dog.

He's been my dog since I was a kid.

Kay, I know this sounds fucked up,

but something in this house

is playing with our mind somehow.

Showing us these visions of bad shit that happened to us.

Things that we're ashamed of.

Champion is not dead.

Sometimes, I forgot to feed and water him,

but he always forgave me.

He still lives with my mom and dad.

So is this what you're most ashamed of?

I didn't do a good job.

I could have done better, but he's okay.

So the fucking dog is still alive?

This is all the shit you're carrying around?

I spent a lot of time alone in my room, reading.

Oh God, I love you, Kay.

When I was a teenager,

I let a neighbor take naked pictures of me.

But it was for an art portfolio.

I'm sure it was for an art portfolio, don't you think?

Yeah.

Yeah, this is excellent

Right there.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Yeah.

Very nice.

Very good.

Freeze.

All right.

Yeah.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Are you guys okay?

Are you?

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

There's no time to be bashful.

We just don't have time for that.

So, you know, I kinda keep hoping

that Jim just puts shrimps in the pasta sauce.

There were so not any shrimps in that sauce.

Yeah, I know.

We're fucked.

Maybe so, but I think,

I think we're figuring something out.

What do you mean?

Something is playing with our minds, these...

The house, these women,

we've all had to face things we didn't wanna face.

Yeah, I was.

You don't have to talk about it.

It's fine.

It's what happened.

The leader of my youth group, he molested me

when I was a kid.

He convinced me that I couldn't tell anyone,

that no one would believe me, that it had to be secret.

And I never told anybody.

So I never did.

So the next year, my parents invited him to Thanksgiving

and he was wearing the exact same tie

and I couldn't stop myself.

I picked up a knife and put it in him.

So then I had to spend eight months in state hospital.

I thought I was crazy.

I never told anybody.

Not until just now.

I knew a girl was getting raped and I did nothing.

My mom hurt me to get back at my dad.

And I let a perv take naked pictures of me

and told myself it was nothing.

So now, it's told.

No one has anything to hold over for us.

We're free.

And I see that.

No one has anything to hold over us.

Nobody.

Is there blood coming out my mouth?

Just lay down.

It was bad side.

Go get towels or something.

Hurry.

They're in the room with Sherry.

Oh God, Sherry.

Help me get him in there.

I can't take this anymore.

We have to.

Doesn't it seem cold in here to you, guys?

We won't give her back.

We need to get her a blanket.

Give who back, Sherry?

Me.

I'm pregnant.

How are you pregnant?

Don't know.

He doesn't know who or how.

Her father, her brothers.

They called me a whore.

I ran away from home.

It's the only place I could think to go.

A lot of us had been touched.

We won't give her back to those men.

No, they trapped you here?

Yes.

They starved you out?

Yes.

Wait.

How did Dave get pregnant again?

We were wrong.

It's not the women who were keeping us in here.

It was the men.

It's torches.

Pitchforks.

I'm sorry.

We won't give you back, either.

We'll stay here with you.

We're all gonna die here.

There's no more wood for the stove.

Together.

Together.

Together.

And they were found later frozen and starved.

And they have haunted the sorority house ever since.

Now, who is ready to cross into a haunted world?

It's $10 and you can pay Tiffany right over there.

Is too cold for these costumes, Alex.

All for good cause, Sherry.

Well, hopefully, we can take even more money

to the shelter this year.

It'd be cool if we could get

one of those big ass checks.

That would be so awesome.

You know, it doesn't seem as weird

to be doing this this year.

I know we don't talk about that anymore.

No, it's okay.

Nobody's felt anything since that night.

We stood together and chased off whatever it was.

We were strong.

And you saved your friends.

Hey, guys.

So the first group is starting to file through.

We need to get in our places.

You guys ready?

Oh yeah. Hell yeah.

Are you guys ready to make some money and scare some people?