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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,800 -多谢 -别拜了 烦死了 2 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,560 宋老师再见 3 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,920 贺老师 4 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,960 都听见了? 5 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,000 来 6 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,440 过来 7 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,400 别 8 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,560 别什么? 9 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,600 没事了 10 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,320 怎么流鼻血了呀? 11 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,040 蔡敏敏 你给我回来! 12 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,040 整我? 13 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,280 繁星 14 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,200 从什么时候喜欢上买衣服的? 15 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,920 应该是大学毕业 16 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,120 工作以后吧 17 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,760 自己能赚钱了之后 18 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,280 想要的东西就越来越多了 19 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,680 你跟大多数人一样 20 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,240 购买欲和拥有的金钱成正比 21 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,280 不管怎么过 22 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,960 人生都不会太差 23 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,680 我就惨了 24 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,480 我小的时候看到那些好看的衣服 25 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,800 我就拔不动脚 26 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,440 高中的时候为了买衣服 27 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,480 省吃俭用 28 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,800 还得了胃病 29 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,680 胃疼我可以忍 30 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,240 喜欢的衣服买不了 31 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,440 我怎么都忍不了 32 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,240 喜欢的人 33 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,720 得不到是要忍着 34 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,320 可是喜欢的东西呢 35 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,800 可以用金钱买到 36 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,160 这都要忍的话 37 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,440 人生也太苦了 38 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,360 没错 39 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,240 为了让人生得到幸福 40 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,160 这两样我都没法忍 41 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,640 我一定要找一个 42 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,640 有钱并喜欢的 43 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,240 有钱并喜欢 44 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,160 有钱排在喜欢之前? 45 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,200 当然了 46 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,120 贫贱夫妻百事哀 47 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,079 每天为柴米油盐奔波 48 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,120 愁眉苦脸 49 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,120 40岁老得像50岁 50 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,760 50岁像80岁 51 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,000 男人追你的时候总会说 52 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,120 “我爱你青春的容颜 53 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,000 也想吻吻你80岁脸上的皱纹” 54 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,000 这下好了 55 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,200 不用等到80岁 56 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,280 50岁就提前完成任务了 57 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,360 来 吻吧 58 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:37,960 所以说呢 59 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,080 那个花店的小哥哥 60 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,200 符合你有钱并喜欢的标准 61 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,080 不够 还差一点点 62 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,800 再来一套海蓝之谜就差不多了 63 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,720 这件是1280元 64 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,120 您是付现还是刷卡 65 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,440 -刷卡 -好的 66 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,440 用这个 67 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,640 好 68 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,600 你怎么不用 69 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,800 花店小哥哥的卡啊? 70 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,960 当然不用 71 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,320 我这边一付款 72 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,960 他那边马上能收到信息 73 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,320 不用你收下干什么? 74 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,840 不是不用 75 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,320 是现在不用 76 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,360 谢谢啊 77 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,280 我们吃日料吧 78 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,240 没那么油 79 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,960 好 80 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,800 那不是元宋吗? 81 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,720 那个女孩是他女朋友吧 82 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,640 看上去还挺般配的呀 83 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,240 别叫了 84 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,880 谁想下班时间 吃饭的时候 还碰上主管啊? 85 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,280 也是 86 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,200 他躲你都来不及吧? 87 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,640 那个 我们去那边吧 88 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,240 -去那边看看 -行 89 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,560 我们坐一辆车吧 90 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:04,800 下雨了不好打车 91 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,320 不用我们一个东一个西 不方便 快去吧 拜拜 92 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,280 明天见 93 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,560 你在哪? 94 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,040 早安 我的贺主管 95 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,000 今天没迟到 夸我 96 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,080 我去工地了 晚上见吧 97 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,320 被同学缠住了 晚上不能一起遛狗了 98 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,760 谢谢 99 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,760 就算你把微信页面看出一个洞 100 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,080 你不回我信息 我也不知道你在想什么 101 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,560 你朋友都走了? 102 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,320 嗯 她们都回去了 103 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,960 你别误会啊 104 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,080 都是我的学妹 105 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,360 我有什么可误会的? 106 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,000 太好了 107 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,240 我一晚上都在想 108 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,240 如果贺繁星误会我的话 怎么办? 109 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:07,960 本来就嫌我年纪小 110 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,960 再怀疑我和其他女生有染 111 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,800 本来就是一个没有时间观念的 男实习生 112 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,560 现在又变成了一个 113 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,080 轻浮的感情骗子 114 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,920 想要追到你的话 115 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,160 真是要等下半辈子 116 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,600 元宋 我一直在想 117 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,720 我是不是给你什么 118 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,040 错误的信息了? 119 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:31,880 你指的是什么? 120 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,880 你知道李浩淼的事情 121 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,520 也知道我的状况 122 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:36,960 是不是 123 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,080 我迫切地想要谈恋爱的心情 影响到你了? 124 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,040 所以让你有了喜欢我的错觉啊? 125 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,600 本来你是怕我的呀 126 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,000 丛笑都知道 你看到我就怕 127 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,240 就算你不怕我了 128 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,880 也至少不是喜欢我吧 129 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,920 被严厉的上司唠叨考勤 130 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,240 换了谁谁都怕 131 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,840 但那不是讨厌 132 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,480 如果我不知道你那些事 133 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,360 不了解你那么可爱的话 134 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,680 我可能 135 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,560 还没有那么快确认自己的心意 136 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,680 但是现在 137 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,600 我已经很清楚地知道 138 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,160 贺繁星 139 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,160 我已经喜欢上你了 140 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,200 怎么可能? 141 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,720 你平时就净想着 142 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,680 怎么捉弄我 143 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,679 气我 144 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,080 谁让你不把我放在眼里 145 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:35,039 可是… 146 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,960 -可… -可是我是不是能理解为 147 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,679 虽然你对我有感觉 可是不行 148 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,159 但是… 149 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,080 虽然你说得都对 150 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:45,160 但是不行 151 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,640 这么伤人的字句 152 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,240 你竟然要对我用两次 153 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,560 你怎么这么咄咄逼人啊 154 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,880 我说不行很正常 不是吗? 155 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:00,800 就算 156 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,040 就算怎么样 157 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240 我也从来没有答应过 158 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,640 要跟你在一起啊 159 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,720 而且你跟我表白到现在 160 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,400 才24个小时 161 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,160 你跟人家表白 162 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,480 人家就一定要答应你吗? 163 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,400 凭什么 164 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,360 帅了不起啊 165 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,400 你一直觉得我帅吗? 166 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,080 你 仗着自己长得帅 167 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,760 随便逃考勤 168 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,920 不把我放在眼里 169 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,840 一副吃定我的样子 170 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,400 对 我就是因为你长得帅照顾你 怎么了? 171 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,400 犯法了吗? 172 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,480 我32岁了 没谈过恋爱 173 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:38,280 但是我知道 我是一个特别 独立自信的女生 174 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,600 而且我对美好的生活 还有爱情 175 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,760 都充满了向往 176 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,640 我也知道 在很多人眼里 177 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,480 我就是一个嫁不出去的神经病嘛 178 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,840 所以我就算喜欢你 179 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,920 你也是我弟弟的学生 180 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,120 是公司的实习生 181 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,800 而且你还比我小十岁呢 182 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,920 你… 183 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,440 你怎么啦?你哭啦? 184 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,440 不是 那个…你… 185 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,480 贺繁星 186 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,680 你露馅了 187 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,320 露什么馅? 188 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,760 三番两次的巧遇 189 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,000 又是误会 又是巧合的 190 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:08,920 而且 191 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,480 不是人为安排的 192 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,560 这叫什么? 193 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,200 命中注定 194 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,800 那你打算怎么追呢? 195 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,360 追这个字吧 很有意思 196 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,520 你见过 197 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,280 两个小孩玩游戏吗? 198 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,520 一个在前头跑 199 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,680 一个在后面追 200 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,960 要想让前面那个 201 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,480 自动走过来的方法 202 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,480 其实很简单 203 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,640 你只要停下来 204 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,760 对方就会停下来观望 205 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,880 这时候你只要蹲下来 206 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,120 把手伸出来 207 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,480 然后说 208 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,400 “我站不起来了 209 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,560 拉我一把” 210 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,240 你这叫诱骗 211 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,400 这叫示弱 212 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:53,960 而且 213 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,960 她有一个致命的弱点 214 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:57,960 她没谈过恋爱 215 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,200 以我多年的恋爱经验来看 216 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,400 我现在就好比是 217 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,360 手拿橙色武器的满级大号 218 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,880 她还在新手村 219 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,280 拿着一根木杖呢 220 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,200 我是势在必得了 221 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,120 多年? 222 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,840 你别太自满了 223 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,920 你知不知道打麻将 224 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,320 有一种意外叫什么 225 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,000 叫截和 226 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,760 说不定人家姑娘 227 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,080 三十年没桃花 228 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,920 现在正是桃花的爆发期 229 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,400 而且开的还不止你这一朵 230 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,200 那更好啊 231 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,240 有竞争者 232 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,440 说明我眼光好啊 233 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,800 我还怕我胜之不武呢 234 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,440 好 235 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,320 那我先提前祝你成功 236 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,640 谢谢 你就等我带着女朋友 237 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,640 介绍给你认识 238 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,600 我希望 239 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,920 你不是来找我喝闷酒的 240 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,680 你这个乌鸦嘴 241 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,800 贺繁星 242 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,800 你露馅了 243 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,160 露馅了 244 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,280 露馅了 245 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,000 你怎么现在就起来了? 246 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,320 在多睡会儿啊 247 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,000 那个灿阳去买油条了 248 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,840 等他买回来我叫你 249 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,200 你小点声 250 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,640 我都听不见了 251 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:56,680 爸 妈 要是有人喜 252 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,440 不 不看 253 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,320 -不看了 -我脖子疼 254 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,840 -我那个… -我得按摩去 255 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,880 -豆浆给孩子还煮着呢 -我得…找一按摩的 256 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,520 脖子啊 257 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,800 又来 258 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,240 我都已经32岁了 好吗? 259 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:28,680 (行政主管室) 260 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,120 早啊 贺主管 261 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,160 早 262 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800 贺主管早 263 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,440 谢谢 264 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,800 青青 265 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,720 常欢、丛笑 还有元宋 266 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,560 他们是都去售楼处 267 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,840 布置展台了吗? 268 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,240 常欢哥 还有丛笑姐 269 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,680 他们俩去布置展台了 270 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,720 元宋请病假 271 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,600 知道了 272 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,680 对呀 我妈今天一大早 就打电话提醒我 273 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,120 下周二记得煮荷包蛋 274 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,160 我连明天的事都不记得了 275 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,560 谁还记得下周二啊? 276 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,760 30岁生日 277 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,680 干吗一直提醒我啊? 278 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,800 过生日为什么不吃生日蛋糕 要吃荷包蛋? 279 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,000 真是何不食肉糜的现代版本 280 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,000 我家住在小县城 281 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,040 小时候哪有什么生日蛋糕啊? 282 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,440 过生日就吃两个荷包蛋 283 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,560 过生日竟然不吃生日蛋糕 284 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,320 我是第一次听说 285 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,000 那你们会请同学大家一起庆祝吗? 286 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,560 大小姐 287 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,160 小孩子当然不了 288 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,280 大人都不过生日 289 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,800 我们只给家里面老人庆祝 290 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,840 竟然过得这么草率 291 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,200 你真是蜜罐子里 292 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,600 泡大的九五后呀 293 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,320 我三岁的时候 294 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,040 我奶奶家村子才通电 295 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,080 之前晚上都是点油灯的 296 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,400 小时候没有电脑和手机的 297 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,840 整天啊 在河边玩泥巴 298 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,120 不敢想象 299 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,960 感觉跟生活在古代一样 300 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,640 不过呢 301 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,360 好想回到小时候那条河边玩泥巴 302 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,480 不用到30岁 303 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,480 不用烦恼衰老 304 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,440 不用烦恼怎么应付爸妈的催婚 305 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,240 不用害怕父母老去 306 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,880 不用害怕一个人生病 307 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,720 不用长大 308 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,120 小白姐 309 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,240 没事 没事了 310 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,560 下大雨 311 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,120 让人心情不太稳定 312 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,160 吃饭吧 313 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,120 对了 贺主管 314 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,360 这个月的集体生日会 315 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,960 我们就安排在下周一怎么样? 316 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,960 可以的话我去订KTV 317 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,240 这个月 318 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,840 有四个同事过生日 319 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,200 新同事里面加了元宋 320 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,280 元宋也是这个月生日 321 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,800 哪天? 322 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,560 好像是今天 323 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,040 今天元宋请病假了 324 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,079 你说他该不会是 325 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,040 找这个借口 326 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,760 偷偷跟他朋友过生日去了吧? 327 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,280 他要偷偷溜出去玩 328 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,280 就好了 329 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,880 他一个人住 330 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,359 父母又不在身边 331 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,280 过生日 332 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,200 一个人在家默默生病 333 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,319 那也太可怜了吧? 334 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,840 你生病了? 335 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,120 现在怎么样啊? 336 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,960 是在家还是在医院啊? 337 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,200 (贺繁星) 338 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,520 喂?灿阳 339 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:32,920 那个 340 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,880 你知道元宋家住哪儿吗? 341 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,400 他今天生病了没来上班 342 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,600 我想去看看他 有点不太放心 343 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,480 好 你发给我吧 344 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,040 我曾想过 345 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,320 要怎样去见自己喜欢的人 346 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,840 我穿着漂亮的裙子 347 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,800 画好精致的妆 348 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,240 喷上香水 349 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,160 做一朵艳阳下的 350 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,440 盛开的花朵 351 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,040 去亲吻蝴蝶 352 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,000 我要一路奔跑着 353 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,600 像乘风踏浪那样轻盈 354 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,680 一刻不停 355 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,680 我要给他 356 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,400 无比炙热汹涌的爱情 357 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,080 先让我进去吧 358 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,120 青青说你生病了请假 359 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,120 我就过来看看你 360 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:19,920 这么烫 361 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,240 吃饭了吗? 362 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,480 药呢? 363 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,880 你都生病了 怎么能喝冰水啊? 364 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,040 你先去里面躺着吧 365 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,040 我给你烧点热水 366 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:41,960 再做点吃的 367 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,840 你手都是冰的 368 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,000 衣服也湿了 369 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,800 没事 370 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,480 就淋一小段路 371 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,040 你去洗个热水澡吧 372 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,280 你来看我 一会儿别自己生病了 373 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,240 头发都是湿的 374 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,760 你醒了? 375 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,120 感觉怎么样? 376 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,720 很好 377 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,520 几点了? 378 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,720 11点多 379 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,840 对不起啊 380 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,040 麻烦你了 381 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,400 生病的时候呢 382 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,800 不要说对不起 383 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,720 麻烦你了 384 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,080 应该说 385 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,760 谢谢 辛苦了 386 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,840 谢谢 辛苦了 387 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,800 不辛苦 生病才辛苦呢 388 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,160 祝你生日快乐 389 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,800 祝你生日快乐 390 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,640 祝你生日快乐 391 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,720 祝你生日快乐 392 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,200 过生日的时候 393 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,720 一个人在家生病 394 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,120 太可怜了 395 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,000 不用太感动啊 396 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,960 我是觉得你挺可怜的 397 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,440 才给你买生日蛋糕的 398 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,480 生日快乐 399 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,680 我早上还在想 400 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,880 今天生病 401 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,320 是不是菩萨讨厌我? 402 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,480 现在看来菩萨疼我 403 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,520 菩萨那么忙 404 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,360 哪有时间讨厌你、疼你啊? 405 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,240 快许愿 406 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,400 我希望贺繁星 407 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,680 成为我的女朋友 408 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,000 你自己心里知道就行了 409 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,320 干吗说出来啊? 410 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,920 为什么没有说不? 411 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,080 别闹了 412 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,400 快吃蛋糕 413 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,280 这样多好看 414 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,600 不能浪费食物 415 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,400 我觉得这样不太对 416 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,760 你喜欢我 417 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,560 我也喜欢你 418 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,240 哪里不好? 419 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,320 哪儿都不好 哪儿都不对 哪儿都不应该 420 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,240 哪里都不好 421 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,200 都不对 都不应该 422 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,240 但还是喜欢 423 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,280 才回来? 424 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,960 元宋怎么样? 425 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,720 他发烧 没人照顾他 426 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,280 所以我就在他家 427 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,800 就只是照顾他一下 428 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,000 你当然是照顾他了 429 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,080 他年纪那么小 430 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,280 难道你是睡他呀? 431 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,200 爸、妈早 432 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,240 繁星 才回来啊? 433 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960 吃饭了吗? 434 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,840 我…昨天… 435 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,120 -昨天晚上… -我听灿阳说了 436 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,800 再怎么说 437 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,520 那元宋也是男孩子 438 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,320 你说你去照顾他 439 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,360 人家会不好意思的呀 440 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,160 他有什么不好意思的? 441 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,600 当然不好意思呀 442 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,960 你是他的主管 443 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,400 又是他老师的姐姐 444 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,720 那算是长辈呀 445 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,360 妈 你也太瞧不起人了吧 446 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,640 我才比他大十岁而已 447 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,600 我看起来有那么差吗? 448 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080 你看上元宋了 449 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,040 你才看上元宋了呢 450 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,480 说什么傻话呢你? 451 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,320 你以为你姐跟你似的 452 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,520 那么没分寸呢? 453 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,480 那不就得了 454 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,520 被人说长辈 455 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,720 有什么好激动的 456 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,160 就算你看上他 457 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,120 他也绝对不可能看上你 458 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,080 知道元宋在我们学校 459 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,400 多受欢迎吗? 460 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,640 那么多女孩子 461 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,120 追着他跟他上课 462 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,240 隔着那个窗户玻璃 463 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,440 用手机拍他 464 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,800 而且他的那个交谊舞社团 465 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,600 招新特别容易 466 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,800 可供挑选的对象太多了 467 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,320 贺灿阳 468 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,280 女孩对你来说 469 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,920 就是市场上的大白菜是吗? 470 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,200 可供挑选 471 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,520 我没那个意思啊 472 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,800 但说事实有错吗? 473 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,560 你大清早发那么大火干吗呀? 474 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,680 更年期提前了? 475 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,400 你说谁更年期呢? 476 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,360 妈 我不是说你 妈 477 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,280 这更年期 478 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,280 更年期的 479 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,920 一大早是你嘴贱 480 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,360 让人骂了你 还说人家是更年期 481 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,200 怎么跟你爸一样啊? 482 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,400 你说儿子就说儿子 483 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,320 你别把我搭上 484 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,440 你们男人都一样 485 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,440 你这样不对你知道吗? 486 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,120 你这叫迁怒 487 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,840 你自己不是有车吗? 488 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,800 为什么老拉我当司机? 489 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,240 停车费太贵了 490 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,200 少女们 和同事发生一次性 491 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,280 不可描述后 492 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,480 第一次见面 493 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,720 怎么避免尴尬呀? 494 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,760 急等 495 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,040 跟同事? 496 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,760 采访一下小猩猩同学 497 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,960 有什么想不开的 498 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,120 要跟同事一夜情 499 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,040 父亲说 500 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,520 事已至此不必难过 501 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,560 好在天无绝人之路 502 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,040 保持自然就好 503 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,800 那你说你买车干什么呀? 504 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,080 为了周末和闺蜜们 505 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,560 带着狗去烧烤 506 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,920 那你们哪次去郊外烧烤 507 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,920 不是拿我当司机啊? 508 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,160 上次我女朋友也跟着去 509 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,400 非说我跟杨小雨 510 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,360 打情骂俏 511 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,600 这四个字 我只承认第一个和第三个 512 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,320 怎么自然?训他? 513 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,320 你直接打他也行啊 514 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,160 结个仇不就不尴尬了 515 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,840 或者讲个黄段子 516 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,880 化解一下 517 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,640 一个不行就讲两个 518 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880 讲黄段子有病吧 519 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,600 当然是再来一次 520 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,600 一回生 二回熟 521 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,280 大家别开玩笑了 522 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,560 猩猩你像什么 523 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,960 都没发生一样就好 524 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,760 成年人对这种事 525 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,640 本来就心照不宣 526 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,880 心照不宣 527 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,120 难道要心电感应吗? 528 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,160 你到底有没有在听我说话? 529 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,760 嗯 听着呢 你说 530 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,440 保持自然 531 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,600 心照不宣 532 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,080 就像平常一样 533 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,440 平常一样 534 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,480 平常都是怎么样的呀? 535 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,800 我一会儿要出去一下 536 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,320 这个东湖小区的设计图 537 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,680 客户已经开始催了 538 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,960 设计完赶紧发我 539 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,320 嗯 打几份? 540 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,760 -保持平常 -做两份 541 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,920 -发我一份 -平常 542 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,200 我先回去了 543 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,040 早 贺主管 544 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,440 怂死了 545 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,680 刚才脸僵得 546 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,520 跟打了两斤玻尿酸似的 547 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,320 不就发生了那件事情吗? 548 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,840 谁怕谁呀? 549 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,160 贺主管 550 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,120 对不起 551 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,120 我说话这么突然 吓到你了 552 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,520 你关门干什么呀? 553 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,640 我是怕其他同事看到 554 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,840 那关上吧 555 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,520 但是仓库这么小 556 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,280 我们孤男寡女的 557 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,080 关着门好像更糟糕 558 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,120 那你快把门打开 559 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,120 可是我一会儿要说的话 560 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,040 被别人听到了 好像更不好 561 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,280 那还是关上吧 562 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,400 到底是开开还是关上? 563 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,600 关上 564 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,680 好 565 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,239 说实话 566 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,480 我现在其实很迷茫 567 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,639 我只知道一个人表白了 568 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,679 另一个人同意 两个人就在一起了 569 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,440 但现在的情况是 570 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,480 我跟你表白了 571 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,159 你还没有正式答复我 572 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,360 我们昨天晚上还… 573 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,080 昨天晚上 574 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,679 那是气氛造成的结果 575 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:56,000 大家都是成年人了 576 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,160 你情我愿的 577 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,520 我不会对你负责的 578 00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,920 这是第一 579 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,440 第二 580 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,720 关于你向我表白的事情 581 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,280 我要再慎重地考虑一下 582 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,800 多慎重啊? 583 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,960 对于像我们这样的姐弟恋 584 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,640 做点小调查啊 585 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,760 别人对姐弟恋的看法 586 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,080 会直接影响到你的答复吗? 587 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,760 那当然了 588 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,040 不然做了干什么? 589 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,000 行了 590 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,840 工作时间 你快回去吧 591 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,480 周日傍晚 592 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,480 我们还是老地方见 593 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,680 那个时候给我答复 594 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,840 这么急呀? 595 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,120 当然急了 我都本垒打了 596 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,600 你现在告诉我犯规重来 597 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,560 就周日傍晚 598 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,160 而且 599 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,320 我只接受肯定的答案 600 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,680 不接受拒绝 601 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,600 是你向我表白 602 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,000 主动权不是应该在我这儿吗? 603 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,160 对啊 所以我在等你的答复 604 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,440 而不是你在等我的 605 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,520 不过 606 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,120 答案如果让我不高兴的话 607 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,920 我就去找李总 608 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,400 告诉他你利用职权 609 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,560 潜规则男实习生 610 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,880 -你… -贺老师把我托付给你 611 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,920 你就趁我生病那个我 612 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,000 你怎么可以这么说啊? 613 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,080 我怎么不可以这样 614 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,240 你不是说我年纪小吗? 615 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,560 反正我是小孩子 616 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,720 怎么说都可以吧 617 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,560 周末 618 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,880 你不会还要去相亲吧? 619 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,080 怎么样?还可以吧 620 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,480 你想要怎么布置 621 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,640 自己去跟经理说 622 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,560 我要树上挂满小星星灯 623 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,400 到处都是白色的气球 624 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,320 要花束 625 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,080 -对了 我还… -还要订做一套婚纱 626 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,800 然后再摆几桌酒席 627 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,560 我求你了 628 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,920 能不能含蓄一点? 629 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,280 你别把表白现场 630 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,600 搞成婚礼仪式了 631 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,320 含蓄不起来 632 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,160 他看我一眼 633 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,200 我就连将来孩子 634 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,240 要去哪里留学 635 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,560 都已经想好了 636 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,320 你才20多岁 637 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,280 人生的路还很长 638 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,800 森林很大 639 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,080 多走走、多看看 640 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,480 别吊死在一棵树上 641 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,200 不会的 我的人生目标就是嫁给男神 642 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,240 然后呢? 643 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:30,680 替他带孩子 644 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,240 洗衣、煮饭 645 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,320 帮他收拾房子? 646 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,880 这些我雇保姆做就行了呀 647 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,280 我只负责貌美如花 648 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,400 以色侍人 649 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,800 色衰而爱驰 650 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,000 听过吗? 651 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,520 舅舅 652 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,920 你这是在教育我 653 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,640 还是在唱衰我? 654 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,320 我是在点化你 655 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,160 你把别人当太阳 656 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,840 就把自己活成一颗行星了 657 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,080 成天围着别人转 658 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,200 那… 659 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,760 有什么办法? 660 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,600 我喜欢他嘛 661 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,640 我就想围绕着他转 662 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,800 你都已经围绕着他转了 663 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,520 还需要在生日上面表白 664 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,680 才能得到答案 665 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:14,960 那我觉得 666 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,120 他99.9%不喜欢你 667 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,240 我建议你 668 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,040 取消公开表白的这个环节 669 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,680 直接私信联系吧 670 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,160 呸 671 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,960 你果然是在唱衰我 672 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280 我诅咒你周末相亲 673 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,600 遇到个超级大美女 674 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,760 然后把你给甩了 675 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,040 被甩这件事情 676 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,640 你还是担心你自己吧 677 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,680 我刚刚就想问你了 678 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,960 你鼻子到底怎么回事? 679 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,240 别提了 680 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,040 我无意中听到 681 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,160 我专业的老宋 682 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,600 和我选修的老贺 683 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,960 俩人曾经是一对 684 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,720 而且我偷听的时候 685 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,440 还被老贺抓包了 686 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,680 本来是冲着老贺的分好拿 687 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,360 才修他的课的 688 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,480 我跟你妈确实没指望你拿奖学金 689 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,760 但你最起码要拿到毕业证吧 690 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,320 不想了 691 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,000 车到山前必有路 692 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,640 我去找经理给我买小星星灯去 693 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,040 喂?贺主管 694 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,120 对啊 我上午见客户了 695 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,800 我到公司楼下了 696 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,680 行 我一会儿来找你啊 697 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,720 今天店里很忙吗 698 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,720 中午才送花过来? 699 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,640 有点忙 700 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:38,840 您在这儿就太好了 701 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,720 我一会还要到隔壁的写字楼送花 702 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,000 偷一下懒 不上去了 703 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,200 -您签收一下 -行 704 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:46,920 好 谢谢 705 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,840 -不好意思 我没看路 -没事 706 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,520 不好意思啊 707 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,040 (只为献给你) 708 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,200 (可爱的珍珍 今天大雨初晴 一天都有好心情) 709 00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,760 这是你的海洋之歌 710 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,480 -谢谢 -好 再见 711 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,120 (美丽的丛笑 今天大雨初晴 一天都有好心情) 43617

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