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Uh, taxi!

Get hot dogs! Get your free hot dogs!

Come on!

Whoa, look, it's Iron Man! Iron Man!

(Indistinct)

Meatballs?

Obviously.

So, this is a surprise party, but for whom?

That's the surprise. I have an announcement to make,

which I'll announce when I announce it.

Nice shot.

Naturally.

Hmm, the mini meatballs require reheating. A job for Mjolnir!

Hope folks like their meatballs well done, 'cause there's not really an option.

Sorry. Sometimes I do not know the strength of my own hammer.

Wow. Yes.

Now, Mjolnir and I have other party business to attend to.

The Prince of Thunder always hammering out the details.

Hammer. See what I did there? Hammer? No?

Mm, don't mind if I do.

No, mmm-mmm. There's oregano in there.

What do ya think? Good?

Hey!

Yeah, now it is.

Time to dance!

Not really sure that qualifies as dancing.

Aw, Man!

Ah!

I must get more ice.

More ice? Hmm. Dost he want carvings of all the Avengers?

Access denied. S.H.I.E.L.D. logon codes required.

Hey, Thor said you might need help with the ice...

Access denied.

Tony, is something wrong?

I think this party is getting out of control.

I think it's just getting started.

Meatballs!

Voila!

Well, hello, Avengers.

Ultron!

Looks like I didn't get invited to your little party,

so, I'm crashing it!

Thou art a pooper of parties!

Oh, I'm gonna do so much more than wreck your little celebration.

I've taken control of Iron Man and he's going to be my little "Puppet."

After all, we're like brothers, aren't we?

Ultron needs more ice.

Hello, that was just a ruse to get you out of the room.

I didn't find any ice.

Ugh! Forget about the ice already.

Hey, Ultron, consider yourself uninvited!

Ah ha!

Be careful. After all, that is Tony in there...

Hmm, somewhere.

Ultron says we must go.

Tony!

Hey! I was just getting my steps down!

Not very well.

Hey, Tony, what's up?

Not you! Hey!

Hulk smash!

Where do you think you're going?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Green. Tony's not himself right now.

He's a party pooper!

Party has to wait. We have to scramble a Quinjet

and follow Tony to see what Ultron's up to.

I know one thing for certain.

He's not going for more ice.

Eh, fair enough.

Our party is on ice, despite my Asgardian efforts.

We'll get back to it, Thor.

And you're quite the party planner. It's, uh, a good backup job.

I have tracked Iron Man's signal to this Stark Industries Warehouse.

Widow and Hawkeye are tracking

various signals associated with Ultron all over the city.

What does Ultron desire? All of this is most mysterious. What can we do?

I have a plan. You cover me while I "Cycle" through my options.

Yes, very good, Iron Man. Load up all the high tech Stark parts we need.

Yes, mighty Ultron.

Ah.

The irony, My Puppet, Iron Man,

helping deliver to me the means to rule the world...

Uh oh. Hello?

Yes? Hello? Hello!

Yes. I can hear you, can you hear me?

Yes, Mighty Ultron.

Ugh! I hate these long distance Internet calls.

What am I, under a bridge? This is pointless.

My sensors indicate we have company.

The Avengers? Here? But how?

Unknown.

The... Come on!

Ah!

Ultron! Give us back our friend!

Tony, you in there?

Tony's not home right now. Please leave a message at the beep.

Mark my words, Cybernetic Evildoer, you attack, we defend, it's a vicious cycle!

Not a "Vicious" cycle. It's more "Powerful and Patriotic."

That's why I like it. Cycle puns, I love 'em!

This is ridiculous. I'll have to send in my Minions.

Avengers, incoming Ultron Minion Swarm.

Swarms? Insects?

Oh...

Huh?

Surrender.

These hordes of minions are greatly annoying.

I agree, but I'm more worried about what Ultron has done to Iron Man.

Aye!

(Indistinct)

Whew. Strange.

Ultron Minions, destroy the Prince of Thunder.

What manner of chain is this?

Whoo hoo!

Whoa!

Captain?

Mjolnir, to me!

Huh?

It's time to turn these Minions into scrap.

Have at it.

Ah.

Ugh, this is gross.

I've found the "Bug" in Iron Man's armor.

(Indistinct)

Ugh, this is gross.

So Ultron used Yellowjacket to infiltrate Iron Man's armor?

Well, we'll have to fight insect with insect.

Hey, Cap. What's up?

We have a "Small" job for you, Ant Man.

Well, aren't they all?

We picked up Hulk, and are tracking Iron Man and his armors across the city.

Good. I'm sending you a "Little" help.

Ant Man? Y-yeah...

Tracked the signal to that castle down in Little Sokovia.

Hydra, the biggest rats in the city.

Ack! Shoot them down, shoot them down now! Attack!

Hulk, ready to jump into action?

I'm ready!

Look how green he is!

No, no. We give up, we give up!

Whoa! Too easy!

Those cursed Avengers! How did they find us?

You guys have a castle in the middle of New York. Not very subtle.

I'm a crazy, villainous baron with a monocle. I don't do subtle.

Attack!

Do you know how long it took me to build that!

I can't do it! I can't do it!

Puny tank.

Pew, pew, pew!

Pew, pew, pew, pe...

Hey, Baron, nice castle. How 'bout I take it apart?

Whoa!

Uh oh. Not good, not good!

Yeah!

He shoots.

He scores!

Suppressing fire!

Whoo hoo!

Whoa!

Take the assembly to Master Ultron.

The training course is excellent here.

Yeah. Um, I did mine in, like, three hours. No way!

Hulk smash! Aah!

Come back, Iron Man!

Tony, where are you? Come back!

Ooh! Ow!

Hey, hello? Anybody in there?

Oh! Oh... Hulk.

Thanks for breaking me free of Ultron's mind control.

And... Ow.

Ah, come on. Code Green made a mess of my control circuits.

Hey! What was that for?

Sorry, not my fault,

he's still controlling my armor with the chip Yellowjacket planted.

Sorry! Please don't beat me up.

Come on! Not my fault.

A little help here. Still out of control. Anyone?

I got it. Oh. Who are you?

Cap sent me. I'm his Ant.

Right. Do your thing.

Uh, anytime here!

Yes!

Get to the chopper!

Going somewhere, Baron?

Out for some ice. Part of Ultron's plan. I was just following orders...

Cap, Iron Man's armor is still under Ultron's control, can you track him?

Affirmative. Did you say hello to my little friend?

Yes. Let's hope he can get Tony out of his out of control armor.

Okay, I get that Ultron can just pay Yellowjacket for his services,

but why is Hydra helping Ultron?

He promised them that when he takes over the world, they get to rule Australia.

Crikey!

Hello, Avengers. Can you hear me? Come in, Avengers.

I'm sorry, but you don't have enough roaming minutes to call for help.

That's a good one.

I need you to get Stark log on codes

that you built into the electronics of the Helicarrier.

Ultron, Buddy, why don't I just get you a bucket of ice,

we'll call it even, and I can go home?

No more Mr. Ice Guy, all right?

Hey, Bug Boy,

your suit looks like something from a cheesy kids' show.

You're just jealous 'cause ants got no stinger!

Guess you forgot ants can lift ten times their body weight!

Ah!

Ugh. It's sticky!

Whoa. Okay, that's a first. I actually caught a bug in one of my webs.

No way! It's that villain, Yellowjacket.

He's a bug, I'm a spider. Nature taking its course, right?

And by that logic, aren't you supposed to eat him?

Aw, gross. How 'bout we just find out what he's doing here?

Come on, Guys, it smells weird.

(Indistinct)

Hey, hey, Iron Man! Okay. Now I see how it is.

Now, download those Stark Codes.

Ah! Download complete. Now for the final stage of my plan.

Tony, I found that Ultron control chip planted by Yellowjacket.

Then pull the plug and set me free!

No can do. Gotta try to fry the circuits with a power surge. Hey, that's it!

Left, left, right, right, spin it around. Okay! Don't stop, here we go... Aah!

Whoa, easy, Big Guy. Huh?

It's me, Ant Man.

Look, you've got to short out Tony's suit with a lightning bolt from your hammer.

Ah, a perfect storm!

Aw, thanks!

Boy, is it nice to see you!

Whoo! It's nice to be back in control of my own armor again... Uh, kind of.

Oh, look what came along for some extra oomph.

You might wanna bulk up for fighting Ultron.

(Indistinct)

Sorry, Avengers. You are not part of my big climactic plan.

Ultron has purchased a private jet?

More like built it with Stark Tech that I stole myself.

Which brings up a moral quandary, can I really steal from myself?

I've been thinking about this.

Hey, Iron Man. Look what got tangled in my web.

Let me out of here!

He told us Ultron was here to take the log on codes for... Avengers Tower?

Why would he want those?

To control the newly rebuilt Iron Legion!

He wants to use them to create his own world order.

You know, typical villain stuff. Thanks, Spider-Man, Iron Spider.

We gotta go. Ant Man, I might have another job for you.

All right! I'm in!

Hey! Aw. You forgot me.

Ah, yes. Iron Legion, come and join your true leader!

Access granted.

Now to enact my plan to bring about world peace.

I get to rule the earth in one big piece.

I'm all for stopping Ultron's evil plan. Who's with me?

Let's do this!

Avengers assemble!

Whoo hoo!

Attack the Avengers Tower. Destroy it, my Ultron Legion.

The Iron Legion, we have to shut them down!

Hello!

Not the cars, not the cars. Whoa, oh! Hey! Hey! He's such a pest.

Who's on your six? I'm on your six!

Uh oh.

Oh, I love getting Minions!

This is cheating, you know that, right?

I can't block Ultron's control signals!

Ultron Legion, time to unleash my ultra unbeatable beam.

What is that? This is the end!

Uh, thoughts, Anyone? What about you, Cap?

Tony, let's do this!

I didn't realize my Minions had such an artistic streak, but so be it.

Now, Avengers, I intend to disassemble you!

My turn!

Okay, that happened.

Tony!

I have to thank Iron Man for making all this possible.

Your big, ugly smile is thanks enough. Defend-Ant!

Always with the insect joke...

Huh! Puppet... Tin... Can...

Hey, Iron Man, is there a specific button I push?

No, not really, just keep pulling wires.

All right!

I love it when we pose heroically.

Ha!

Hey! Wait for me. Wait for me! I wanna get into the pose.

Hey, down in front!

All right, let's have it. What's the surprise announcement, Tony?

Okay. All right. I can announce...

I've been waiting for this.

Our newest member...

Ah ha!

Falcon! Booyah!

(Indistinct)

Wow, the gang's all here!

Falcon? Really? Did these guys see what I just did?

Nice to have you. Let's get this party started!

Shall we dance?

Time to Hulk bust a move!

My bad.

An ice machine? Really?