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What's you want.

Hello, sir. Good morning, I'm Audrey.

Good morning. It's like 530 who in hell are you?

I'm Audrey, I'm from the church. I'm here to talk to you about.

Church roosters haven't even crowd yet.

I know. No, sir, just 1 second. This is very important. I'm here to

talk to you about something.

What could be very important at 05:30 a.m.

It's life changing, sir. Have you heard?

Life changing? Shit. Well, you're kind of cute. Hold on a second, hold

on. What do you want?

Sir, you're naked.

Well, yeah, that's how we do it in the country. Ain't no reason to

wear clothes. Ain't going around but the dogs and the chickens.

Okay, well, what are you here for? Here, take a pamphlet.

Keep it.

I'm here to tell you about something that will change your life.

Change my life?

Yes.

My life is great.

Yes, but it's going to get better if you just listen.

How's my life going to get better? I made a killing telling cows and

chickens and this farm. I got a beautiful house, what else could you give

me?

The Lord?

The Lord didn't do shit for me. Ever prayed? One time. And old Brewster,

he still died.

I'm sorry. Ever since that day, I never heard. How old are you anyway?

You're awfully young to be falling. You're supposed to be out having fun, partying

and shit.

This is fun. I'm doing the words work.

Oh, this ain't fun. You ain't seen fun. We throw them kaggers out here

at the barn. Girls your age, we get I ain't even going to say.

I don't even know if you're 18.

Sir, I don't drink.

How old are you? I'm going to bed.

Sir, I don't have time. Just take a bunch of it.

I swear, I promise you see yourself out. No, sir, please.

Go into bed.

Jesus, Lord. Shit.

Sir.

What?

Sir, the hill. I know you're tired, but just listen to me. I'm here

to tell you a lot of really great things.

Oh, you're talking here? You're in my room going to journey.

Yeah, sir.

Hey, leave me. Wrong. You could stand here all you want, but I'm sleeping.

I have a pamphlet you can read.

Keep your pamphlet.

I'll tell you the good word, I'll.

Put it in your pamphlet.

I don't know what that means, but dear, let me pamphlet.

I'll put it in your pamphlet later.

Sure. Would you like me to read you something?

Read with something? No.

What about the Lord?

You probably even have any lid. You haven't even lived. You haven't even

partied or anything. You know what?

Touch it.

Touch it?

Yeah, we know how some fun. Show you what living is like.

Yeah.

Put your Bible down. No, you don't need that. Here, touch it.

I'll listen to you if you listen to me.

Okay, maybe a little bit. Maybe I'll listen to you a little bit. Just

touch it a little bit. Haven't you ever seen one of those?

No. I can feel it growing. That doesn't hurt you?

No, feels great. Just take a look at it. There's balls under there and

everything getting.

Really big and hard.

Only about halfway there.

Seems like it's just going to pop.

Yeah, you just keep playing with it. You've never seen a penis

before, huh?

No.

Feels really good, too, I hear.

I don't know.

I know it feels good for me. Some of them girls, they'd be

shaking all over the bed when they orgasm. You know what an orgasm is?

Not really. I've heard of it.

Well, when I fucked you so good, you feel like you

took some drugs. You know, an ecstasy or something. Your whole body just shaped.

Oh, my goodness.

You're just in complete euphoria.

Well, that does sound nice. Wow.

Getting something?

Yeah. Still mad? Get to know the penis a little bit.

You are pretty. You're 18, aren't you? You say you're saving this for

the Lord?

Yeah, I have to.

You have to? Well, you know what they say. They say there's a loophole.

You don't have to have sex.

What do you mean?

Well, you can do anal sex and put it in your butt. That ain't

losing your virginity. So we ain't going in your pussy.

You would put your penis in my butt?

Feels just as good, I hear. I mean, I wouldn't know, but the girls,

they do the same thing.

Well, I guess that's not technically losing my virginity.

Why don't you come here? Come here and say it? Maybe you need to

say a little prayer and ask him. But I spoke to him earlier. He

said it's okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Please, Lord, give me the strength to suck this penis.

Peace, Lord.

Give you the strength and suck it really well.

Please, lord, please.

Amen.

There you go. Just like a lollipop. There you go.

Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.

You're such a good religious girl. Here you go.

All the way down.

Looks like you kind of like it a little bit.

I gave you a house floor.

Thank you, Warren.

Yes. Thank you, God.

Catch it on real quick.

Yeah.

Go back and tell him you saved Mr. Jenkins down the street on the

bar.

Yes. Thank you, Lord. Thank you.

Take some of this.

Teach you about your body.

So don't worry, I'm not going to take your virginity.

You're going to stay a virgin

as long as we don't penetrate you. It's okay with the Lord, right?

I think so. I think he'll be okay with it.

Thank you, Lord.

Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, Jesus.

All right, you ready?

I think so. Please, Lord, give me the strength.

Thank you.

Thank you, Lord. This is bound to full cut.

But it's not true. All up in your little religious asshole.

You have to get it all up.

To my assholes, not to pussy. So it's okay, right? It's okay.

I have his blessing.

It's okay. It's okay. Lord, we don't even need forgiveness. We don't even need

forgiveness.

You like it. I knew you would.

In your house.

Oh, yeah.

This is a good town right here. Good

country butt fucking right here.

There you go. Bounce on it.

Yeah.

Not.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, my

watch. That tick going. A big redneck cop go all up

inside the little button.

Wonder if the Lord would be okay if I stuck a finger in it.

Lord, I need to ask Lord. Lord, is it okay if he sticks a

finger or two inside my holy little pussy?

I think I hear him. I think he said it's okay.

He said it's okay. Thank you, Lord.

Holy.

You'Re going to make me come there after lord, if you can take a

load in your mouth.

Lord, can I take a load in my mouth? He says yes.

There you go.

Do you think tomorrow I can come back with some of my friends?

Oh, yeah. Tell all the good little Bible preaching girls, come up right down

to the farmhouse, we got something for them. And ain't got to lose their

virginity neither. Right in her butt.

Okay, now it's time for a verse from the Bible.