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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ My imagination... ♪
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- [moaning]
Oh, yeah, don't stop.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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- No, no, no.
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- Yes, yes, yes!
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- Tell me how much you like it.
- I like it so much.
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Oh!
I'm so close!
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- Are you hearing this too?
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- I just scheduled an emergency
Zoom with my therapist.
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- Oh, my God, Jackson,
that feels so good.
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Keep going!
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- What are we gonna do?
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- Should we pull
the fire alarm?
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- No, haven't you
ever watched a rom-com?
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Being rained on
only makes people hornier.
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- Wowie-zowie!
- I'm gonna cut my ears off.
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- Yeah, let's get out of here
because if I hear
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how this ends,
I'll never recover.
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- Keep thrusting your penis.
It's happening!
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- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Go, go, go!
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- ♪ Impossibility make you
lay down for stability ♪
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♪ I birthed the game,
my fertility ♪
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♪ Is up there,
match my agility ♪
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♪ No weed, call me nobility ♪
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- Hey, Canaan.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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I hit traffic on the way.
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Twice.
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- I refuse to interpret
that as a sex thing.
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Sorry you hit traffic.
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- Twice.
- Mm.
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- Where's Lila?
- She's not here.
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She's at some coffee bean
vendor in Brattleboro.
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- I'm really impressed
with how well she's adapted
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to this whole manager thing.
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- Oh, yeah, so is she.
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In fact, she actually made
herself employee of the month.
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- Whoo.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, can I talk
to you two for a minute?
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I'm Jodi, your union rep.
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- Oh, my God, hi.
- We're in a union?
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- Yeah, the Essex
Food Service Workers.
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Did you not send away
for your union card?
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- It's one
of my prized possessions,
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even though they spelled
my name Krimberly.
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- Well, we're going on strike.
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- Amazing.
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I'm a union gal,
and I stand with you,
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no questions asked.
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I do have questions though.
What's the strike about?
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Essex hasn't given us
a raise since 1988.
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We're drastically underpaid
compared to other schools.
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- Oh, this is
about getting more money.
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I'm in.
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I would love to be able
to take a girl
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anywhere other
than this coffee shop.
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- Perfect.
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The dining hall workers
are walking out at noon today.
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Just so you know,
the administration
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isn't going
to be happy with us.
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- Well, Jodi,
they fricking started it.
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- So can we start a strike now?
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Because I would love not
to have to do inventory.
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[upbeat music]
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- And while the strike
is going on,
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none of us go to Sips,
the dining hall,
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or any other
campus eatery.
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- Sorry, but did we agree
to do this with you?
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I'm not trying to be a bitch.
I'm just genuinely confused.
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- OK, I'll be the bitch.
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What are we supposed to eat?
- Eggs.
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I have six soft boiling
in the egg cooker right now.
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- That's what that smell is.
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- Guys, can we pause
this egg talk for a minute?
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I have something to tell you.
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- Are you good?
What's going on?
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- I don't know.
I think I might have fucked up.
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I cheated on Eric.
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With that stand-up,
Dan O'Connell.
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- You hooked up
with Dan O'Connell?
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- Was he drunk?
- Dude.
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- Well, he's famous.
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I'm just trying
to understand all this.
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- Are you gonna tell Eric?
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- I don't think so.
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He's gonna be so upset.
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- Well, I still think
you should tell him.
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Honesty is the best policy,
even if it's hard.
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- I don't think so.
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I think I'm gonna take
this one to the grave.
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Or my one-woman show,
which ever one comes first.
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[bell dings]
- Oh, yummy.
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The eggs are ready.
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Does anyone want
nature's protein bar?
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Ah, hot, hot, hot!
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I think we should wait.
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- ♪ Try not to,
but I feel alone ♪
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- So what is the
least amount of time
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I can spend
at Kimberly's protest
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without seeming
like a bad friend?
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- Hopefully zero
because I can't go at all.
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I have a hot date
with the second floor
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of the Goldenberg
Science Building.
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- I say this
with love and respect,
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but you've become a dork,
and I'm struggling
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to be seen with you in public.
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- Okay, I'm not gonna apologize
for loving science.
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It's the final lab
of the trimester,
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and I need to kill it.
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- Oh, shit, Leighton.
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Here comes your doppel-banger.
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- Leighton, hey.
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- Hey, Tatum.
Where are you coming from?
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- Oh, I just finished
the most amazing Pilates class.
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You would have loved it.
- Mm, reformer or mat?
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- Both, babe.
- Hm.
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- Hey, do you want
to get dinner tonight?
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Like, a restaurant--
just to be clear,
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I'm not a dining hall person.
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- I can't.
I have plans with Whitney.
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But I can maybe meet up
for coffee between classes?
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- OK.
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Bye.
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- Hey, what was that?
We don't have plans.
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- I know.
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I lied.
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This might be hard to believe,
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but I think
Tatum might be cooler than me.
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- She is.
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She also has
a better energy than you.
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- Hm, and I've never
dated up before,
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so I am trying to find ways
to maintain my high status.
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- Like walking away
mid-conversation?
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- Yes, and also not responding
to her Instagram stories,
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making my schedule
seem crazy busy,
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and taking at least four hours
to respond to a text,
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24 hours if the text
is a question.
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- And you're not worried
all of that will push her away?
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- Well, I would be,
except she just texted,
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"Nice bumping into you."
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- Oh.
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- That's a slay.
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- She's right.
That was a slay.
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♪ ♪
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- What do we want?
all: Fair wages!
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- When do we want it?
all: Now!
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- I led the cheer.
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Isn't this electrifying,
bringing about change?
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- Are we though?
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Because people are walking
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into the dining hall
right in front of us.
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- Why aren't people
listening to us?
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History is watching!
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- I think
it's that rich students
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don't care about poor people.
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Also it's cheesesteak day.
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And Essex cheesesteaks slap.
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- They are really good.
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- Well, I'm not hungry.
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I brought eggs.
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- You just pull that
out your pocket?
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- I came to play.
Do you want one?
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- I really don't.
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- I'll take one
to stop this conversation.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What's going on?
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- The food workers
are on strike,
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demanding better wages.
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- Whoa, that's badass.
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- Yeah, I wish
everyone felt that way.
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We're trying
to get the students
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to boycott the dining hall.
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But it's really hard
getting people to care.
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- That sucks.
Well, I really got to go.
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But I hope
it gets better for you.
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- Oh.
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Thanks.
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Did he just--
- Pick a cheesesteak over you?
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He did.
You saw that, right?
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- Yeah, I saw it.
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- ♪ Oh, we're
in the thick of it ♪
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- I can't believe how many
good ideas I came up with.
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40 pitches.
What am I, a comedy genius?
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- Can you pick
your favorite two?
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- No.
- Bela.
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- Cover the board.
He's gonna steal our ideas.
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- I'm not here
for your tampon jokes.
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I'm just here to talk to Bela.
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- We're in the middle
of a pitch meeting.
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- Well, it's not
gonna take long.
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I just have one question.
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Did you have sex
with Dan O'Connell?
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- No.
- Don't lie to me.
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My friend Matt works
on his show,
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and he said Dan told
his entire staff
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that he had sex
with a girl at Essex.
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- And you're just
assuming it's me?
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That could be any girl.
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- Yeah.
- Exactly.
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- He described her
as an insatiable Indian chick
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who wouldn't stop quoting
"30 Rock."
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- All right,
that does sound like Bela.
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- Eric, I'm so sorry.
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- I can't fucking believe you.
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- Okay, that's enough.
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Bela's allowed to hook up
with whoever she wants.
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It's not like
you were exclusive.
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- Actually, we were.
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- OK, well,
maybe she didn't want to be.
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- She asked me.
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- Oh, boy.
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- OK, I know I messed up,
but I can explain.
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- I don't want to hear it.
We're done.
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- What a jerk, right?
Yelling at a woman like that?
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Pfft.
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♪ ♪
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- All right, I'm about
to call Senator Chase,
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one of the most influential
women of our time,
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and ask her for help.
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- Just remember,
she's a senator,
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but she's also a person.
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So just try and keep it casual.
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- Casual, got it.
- Yeah.
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[video call beeping]
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- Kimberly.
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- Senator Chase,
to say it is a pleasure
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is clearly an understatement.
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- That is casual to you?
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- Honey, take it down a notch.
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When you shout,
my security gets nervous.
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It's OK, Derek.
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It's just my daughter's
shrill roommate.
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Now, why are you
calling me, Kimberly?
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- I wanted to talk to you
about the importance of unions.
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In the fall of 1794,
William G. Tenner
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and the Countryman
Cordwainers of Philadelphia
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went on strike.
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- I'm going to pass this
call on to my assistant.
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But she will take
thorough notes.
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- Senator Chase, wait.
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The food service workers
at Essex are on strike
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because we're getting paid less
than the other schools.
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And we'd really appreciate
your help.
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- Sorry, have we met?
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- Yes, I'm Canaan.
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I dated your daughter.
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- Didn't you dump her?
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- Yes.
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- Pass me back to Kimberly.
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- OK.
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- Senator Chase,
we really need you
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to come speak at our rally.
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It would change everything.
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- Sweetie--
255
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- You're such a hero
to the working class.
256
00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:11,460
There are real people here
who need your help,
257
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people who deserve
258
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so much better
than what they're getting,
259
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but who aren't strong enough
to fight for themselves.
260
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They need someone like you,
specifically you
261
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because we don't know
any other powerful people.
262
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- Kimberly, I'm in.
263
00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:28,110
- It worked?
My speech moved you?
264
00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,480
- It did.
265
00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,710
But I also owe
Whitney a visit,
266
00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,080
so your timing is good.
267
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- I'll take it.
A win's a win.
268
00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,950
[video call beeps]
Hello?
269
00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,420
She hung up.
- Yeah.
270
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♪ ♪
271
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- Hi.
- Hey, you look cute.
272
00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,590
- Thanks, so do you.
273
00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,460
- Surprised you made it.
You seemed so busy today.
274
00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,900
- Ugh, I still am.
275
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,500
My phone is blowing up.
276
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,370
53 notifications.
277
00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:56,640
It's like Kappa, chill.
278
00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:59,740
I just got into Kappa.
279
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,080
- Yikes, I'm sorry.
280
00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,180
- Why?
281
00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,080
- Oh, Kappa tried
to tap me last year,
282
00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:07,410
and the Greek scene
just isn't my thing.
283
00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:09,620
It all feels
a little basic and fake,
284
00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,350
at least to me.
285
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,850
- Yeah, well--
286
00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,650
well, Kappa's, like,
not my entire social life.
287
00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,020
I actually have
a few friend groups
288
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,090
that I am bouncing
around between.
289
00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,930
Like tomorrow,
I am going out partying
290
00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,530
with my crazy party friends.
291
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,760
And they are crazy.
292
00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,470
- Well, I'm free tomorrow.
293
00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:28,340
Is it cool if I join?
294
00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:29,470
- Oh, like, come to the party?
295
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,510
- Yeah.
296
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,270
- I would literally love that.
297
00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,610
- Amazing.
298
00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,140
- ♪ I think I might hit all ♪
299
00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,880
♪ Can't lift my feet
off the floor ♪
300
00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:39,880
- Hey.
- I'm screwed.
301
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,950
- You got chlamydia again?
- No, no.
302
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,320
- I lied to impress Tatum,
and now I have
303
00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,720
to take her to a cool party
that doesn't exist.
304
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,960
- I know something that exists,
my rally.
305
00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,890
- No, I'm not bringing her
to that.
306
00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,730
- But it's gonna be epic.
307
00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:56,030
I've arranged for five pallets
of Kirkland water,
308
00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,770
a whole lot of solidarity,
and a very special guest.
309
00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,530
- Oh, she convinced
my mom to come.
310
00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,870
None of us are happy about it.
311
00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:03,570
- This is gonna
be the biggest news
312
00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,470
on campus since
the Divinity School orgy.
313
00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,380
- Hey, mama, could I yell
at you out here real quick?
314
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:12,050
Come out, string bean.
I don't have all day.
315
00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,280
What the hell?
316
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,050
I leave for one day,
and you go on strike?
317
00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,990
- Look, I know you're upset.
- Of course I'm upset.
318
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,020
I'm management.
I can't go on strike.
319
00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:21,090
- Sure, you can.
320
00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,920
If we win,
we all get paid more.
321
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,160
Don't you want
to make more money?
322
00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,860
- Of course I do.
I love money.
323
00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,460
I'm saving up for a tattoo
that says just that.
324
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,960
- Then stand with us.
325
00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,660
Frankly, we could use
someone of your height.
326
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,770
- I can't join you.
I could get fired.
327
00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:35,240
- So what are you gonna do?
328
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,700
You're gonna
cross the picket line
329
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,370
and run Sips all by yourself?
330
00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:40,540
- Maybe, I don't know.
331
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,940
You're putting me
in a bad spot.
332
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,310
- We're all in a bad spot.
333
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,050
I'm just trying
to do something about it.
334
00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,410
Like, Jocelyn knows
what I'm talking about.
335
00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,580
- Don't drag me
into your public fight.
336
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,190
I fight in private like a lady.
337
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,450
♪ ♪
338
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,120
- I'm leaving before I
slap you in the titties.
339
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,530
- ♪ Baby,
let me be your waitress ♪
340
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,360
♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪
- ♪ I'm about to serve it up ♪
341
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,160
- ♪ Baby handing me
the blank checks ♪
342
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:06,230
- You are the loudest typer
I've ever heard in my life.
343
00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,700
I can't focus.
344
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,940
- You're not even working.
You're playing on your phone.
345
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,670
- I'm not playing on my phone.
346
00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,940
I'm online shopping
for swim shoes.
347
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,980
I have very sensitive toes.
348
00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,180
- Mm.
349
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,980
- There she is,
my favorite daughter.
350
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,580
- Never not funny, Mom.
351
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,420
- [laughs]
352
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:27,250
- So this is the place you've
been spending all your time.
353
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:28,890
I like it.
354
00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:31,760
I love this cup.
- It's a beaker.
355
00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,230
- Senator Chase,
it's an honor to meet you.
356
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,060
On behalf
of my entire generation,
357
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,370
thank you for believing
in climate change.
358
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,600
- Well, aren't you nice?
359
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,770
And on behalf of my generation,
360
00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,770
I'm sorry we caused it.
361
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,510
That's not
my official position.
362
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,240
- Mm-hmm.
- This is Andrew.
363
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,740
And he's clearly
kissing up to you.
364
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,380
Do you want
to see my lab bench?
365
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,550
- Honey, I am so proud of you
for sticking with this.
366
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,820
In fact,
I have a surprise for you.
367
00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:01,260
I called in a favor
and lined up an internship
368
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,490
for you this summer
369
00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:06,230
at the National Institute
of Health, the NIH.
370
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,260
- Wow, thank you.
371
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,400
That's so nice.
372
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,870
- Are you not excited?
- No, no, I am.
373
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,500
It's just, I was sort of
looking at some internships
374
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,540
and kind of wanted
to get one on my own.
375
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,670
- So you don't want my help?
376
00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,140
- I appreciate it.
377
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,080
But when you get involved,
378
00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,380
it changes the way
people see me.
379
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,580
- Well, I guess I will tell
them you're not interested.
380
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,050
- Yeah.
381
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,920
- All right, I'm off
to see President Lacey.
382
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,290
- Senator, before you go,
can I get a pic with you?
383
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,060
It's for my mom.
- Absolutely.
384
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,490
- Thank you.
Whitney, here, you take it.
385
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,130
- Yeah.
386
00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,460
- Great.
Should we do like a funny one?
387
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,830
- I don't do funny ones.
388
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,070
- Understood, OK.
Have a good day, ma'am.
389
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,600
- Here.
- Oh, thanks, Whit.
390
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,270
- ♪ I'm in the sky ♪
391
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,940
♪ Never thought
that I would get this high ♪
392
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,040
- Senator Chase, despite
what you may have heard
393
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:57,040
from picketing workers,
the administration cares deeply
394
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,710
about the entire
Essex community,
395
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:02,750
which is why I wanted
to show you this.
396
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,380
- What am I looking at?
397
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,190
- This is our new
mental health bubble.
398
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,520
- I'm sorry.
399
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,660
What in the white nonsense
are you talking about?
400
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,690
- With mental health being
so important these days,
401
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,960
we wanted
to create a comfy place
402
00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,600
where sad students could sit
on a West Elm chair
403
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,740
and reflect on their issues
until they're happy again.
404
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,300
- This mid-century biodome
405
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,870
isn't a fix
for the mental health crisis.
406
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:30,910
This is even more proof of how
out of touch this college is.
407
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,350
- Yes, exactly.
408
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,810
I'm so in agreement
with you that it's eerie.
409
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,150
- It's just, with the money
410
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,810
the administration
blew on this,
411
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,350
you'd think you could afford
to pay student workers more.
412
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,520
- First off,
this wasn't that expensive.
413
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,860
The fuzzy chairs were donated.
414
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,620
And when it comes
to the union protest,
415
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,060
the board won't budge,
416
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,930
not matter
who's applying the pressure.
417
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,500
♪ ♪
418
00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,430
- Well, President Lacey,
it seems we're at an impasse.
419
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,430
So the Senator
and I should get back
420
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:57,540
to prepping our rally,
which will continue as planned.
421
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,910
- It's gonna be fun.
422
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,840
I hope you can make it.
423
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,910
The key is to not
look back at him,
424
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,740
no matter how badly
you want to.
425
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,410
- Oh, my God, yes.
I love this.
426
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,350
- Damn, you OK?
427
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,020
- Don't worry.
I didn't look back.
428
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,690
- ♪ Catch me if you can ♪
429
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,590
♪ Catch me if you can ♪
430
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,430
- Hey, Jocelyn, can I
pick your brain for a sec?
431
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,130
- Fine,
but let's keep it quick.
432
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:22,730
I'm trying to learn Portuguese
before my date
433
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:24,230
with an exchange student.
434
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,860
- Right, well, do you know
of any cool parties
435
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,240
on campus tonight,
436
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,970
maybe something
underground and elite?
437
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,740
- Why are you asking
like you're a cop?
438
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,080
Hold up--are you trying to get
me busted for selling Adderall?
439
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,610
- No, that's not it.
440
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,850
Look, I really need
to impress someone,
441
00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:42,580
and I don't know
who else to ask.
442
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,150
- Okay, so I really shouldn't
be telling anyone,
443
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,690
but I know an intern
at the Essex Art Gallery,
444
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,990
and apparently,
they're sneaking some people in
445
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,790
for a secret party
there tonight.
446
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,690
- Inside the gallery?
- Mm-hmm.
447
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,530
Oh, my God, that's perfect.
448
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,960
OK, can you get me in?
449
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,100
- Well,
aren't we thirsty today?
450
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,900
I'll see what I can do.
451
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,970
♪ ♪
452
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,000
[knocking at door]
- Eric?
453
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,370
I know you're in there.
454
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,310
Obviously, you're upset,
and you should be,
455
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:10,140
but I'm not leaving
until you talk to me.
456
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,480
Eric's dads?
457
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,850
- You must be Bela.
What do you want?
458
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:17,550
- First, I know we haven't met,
but I just want to say
459
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,320
that you've raised
a tremendous son, and he--
460
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,220
- Flattery is not going
to work on us, young lady.
461
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,920
- You broke our boy's heart.
462
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,160
He's eaten three whole Sbarro
sized slices of pizza today.
463
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,560
And you know
that's a lot for him.
464
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,230
- Please just let me explain.
- Save it.
465
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,660
If you really cared about Eric,
466
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,170
you never would
have put him through this.
467
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,400
- It was just
one stupid mistake.
468
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,970
- Babe, I can't.
You deal with her.
469
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:35,370
- You toyed with his heart
for months.
470
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,470
He's better off without you.
Leave him alone.
471
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,040
- Could I just talk to him,
just for a second?
472
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,570
- Eric's busy.
473
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:41,880
- And he wants his copy
474
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,540
of Steve Martin's
autobiography back.
475
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,080
♪ ♪
476
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:49,380
- ♪ Love me or hate me ♪
477
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,620
- Posting this is gonna get
so many more students
478
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,750
to come support us.
479
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:53,750
And when President Lacey
sees it,
480
00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,090
he is gonna flip.
481
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,590
- Good, because
he's a little shit.
482
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,390
Wait, you're not
recording, are you?
483
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,360
I did not say that.
- She didn't say that.
484
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,130
- Oh, I'm not recording yet.
485
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,230
But I took the liberty
of writing a little script.
486
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,960
It's eight pages single spaced.
487
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,240
But if you read fast, I think
we can get it under a minute.
488
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,100
- Yeah, I'm not saying this.
- Oh.
489
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,710
- Is this a poem at the end?
- It's a song.
490
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,410
- No.
Although, I do like this quote.
491
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:20,480
"Humankind's greatest strength
lies in its labor."
492
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,480
- That's from one
of Essex's founders.
493
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,680
It's actually inscribed on
the plaque right next to you.
494
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,350
- Smart.
495
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:29,460
You know, you remind me
of myself when I was your age.
496
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,860
- Really?
497
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,530
Senator,
that means so much to me.
498
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,330
Would you write that
on my LinkedIn?
499
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:36,630
- Sure, Chelsea, can you do
that off your account?
500
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,730
- Oh.
501
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,930
- Kimberly.
502
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,430
- Jackson, hey.
503
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:43,740
This is my friend,
Senator Evette Chase.
504
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,240
- Hi, nice to meet you.
505
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:46,610
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
506
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,310
We're working
on getting the word out
507
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,080
about my big rally.
508
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,210
Wait, is that
from the dining hall?
509
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,910
- Yeah, I needed
some study fuel.
510
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:55,950
You will not believe how many
shrimp I fit in this puppy.
511
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,420
- Seriously?
512
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,150
You know we're protesting
the dining hall
513
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,320
and not eating there
to make a point, right?
514
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,860
- Yeah, I knew you were.
515
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,090
I didn't realize you
expected me to do the same.
516
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,590
- Well, it would be nice
if you supported me.
517
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,900
- All right.
I'll throw this away.
518
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,930
- Thank you.
519
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,570
- Damn, that's
a wide young man.
520
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,140
Mm.
521
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,500
♪ ♪
522
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,470
- ♪ Better wash away ♪
523
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:20,870
♪ ♪
524
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,010
- Oh, this is chic.
525
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,510
I didn't know
they had parties in here.
526
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,710
- Yeah, not a lot of people do.
527
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,480
- How did you find out
about this?
528
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,450
- Just like knowing
the right people.
529
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,090
My friend is an intern here,
and they do this sometimes.
530
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,760
- Wow.
531
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,220
Well, I am impressed.
532
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,890
- Get used to it.
- Tatum?
533
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,030
- Laird.
534
00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,430
- What are you doing here?
535
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,830
- This is my party.
Isn't she cute?
536
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,700
- Wait, you're Leighton's
friend who planned this?
537
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,140
- Who?
538
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,670
- Didn't you say
your friend planned this?
539
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:53,440
- Yeah, yeah, but not Laird.
I don't know Laird.
540
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,070
I was actually talking
about someone else.
541
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,640
- Wait, I'm sorry.
542
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,150
Is someone else trying
to take credit for my party?
543
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,450
Who said they planned this?
544
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,880
- Um, Jen.
545
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,380
- Jen who?
546
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,450
- You know, I can't recall
her last name right now,
547
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,290
but I will go find her.
548
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:13,860
♪ ♪
549
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,230
- Excuse me.
550
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,760
Kimberly, look at this turnout.
551
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:17,800
This is amazing.
- I know.
552
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,200
Your mom's the best.
553
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,370
Working with her today
was incredible.
554
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,940
- Good.
- Hey, Whit.
555
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,300
- Hi.
556
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,510
It's good to see you.
- Yeah.
557
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:30,140
- I'm gonna go pass out water.
558
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,950
- OK.
- Sure.
559
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,680
- You been good?
- Yes.
560
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,780
- You?
- Yeah.
561
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,180
Do you want--
562
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,690
- Sure, I'll take a sign.
- You want a sign?
563
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,220
- Hey.
564
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,590
- Lila, you came!
565
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,890
Oh, no, are you here
to counterprotest?
566
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,590
- No, I overreacted yesterday.
567
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,730
You were right.
I don't want to be the man.
568
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,200
I hate the man.
569
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,500
Unless the man is 6'8"
with a British accent.
570
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,730
- Well, I know it took
a lot for you to be here,
571
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,240
and I really appreciate
you coming.
572
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,770
- Girl, I stand with you.
573
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,140
I don't care
if I get in trouble.
574
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,640
- Did you just
put on a disguise?
575
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:06,650
- No, no, no, no.
This is just my new style.
576
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,080
But if anyone asks,
my name is not Lila.
577
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,020
It's Charmaine Raphael.
578
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,690
Are these free?
- Yeah.
579
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,020
Oh, uh--
580
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,990
- Thank you.
Out of my way.
581
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,990
♪ ♪
582
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,530
- Students of Essex!
583
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:24,970
Thank you so much for coming
out to show your support
584
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,130
for Essex food workers!
585
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:30,240
[cheers and applause]
586
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,910
It is my honor to introduce
everybody's favorite girl boss,
587
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,980
Senator Evette Chase.
588
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,680
- I thought we agreed not
to use the term girl boss.
589
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,780
- But you are a girl boss.
You have to own it.
590
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,320
- Ma'am, wait.
591
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,220
There's an issue
with the video you tweeted out.
592
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,260
- Oh, no,
did the sound not sync?
593
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,930
I shot it on my iPhone 6.
594
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,690
- No, it's something else.
595
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:56,190
Apparently, that Essex founder
you spoke about owned slaves.
596
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,630
People are coming
at you pretty hard,
597
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,230
saying you're glorifying him.
598
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,770
- [gasps]
599
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,840
- To quote the illustrious
Winston Moore,
600
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,670
"Humankind's greatest strength
lies in its labor."
601
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,010
He got it right.
602
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,480
Kimberly, what the hell?
603
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,450
You had me quoting
a slave owner?
604
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,080
- Maybe no one will notice.
605
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,950
- They already did.
606
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:20,590
- ♪ If you ever feel like
you're going to drown ♪
607
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,390
[door clicks]
- Eric?
608
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,820
Hey, wait, stop.
609
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,360
OK, that's fair.
You don't need to stop.
610
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,330
Just listen.
- What do you want?
611
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,460
- Look, I'm sorry I fucked up.
612
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,230
But I just--
I need you to forgive me
613
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:34,130
because I feel
really shitty right now.
614
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:35,500
- You need me to forgive you?
615
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,340
- I really do.
I feel terrible.
616
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,740
- Well, you should.
617
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,370
And it shouldn't be
about what you need.
618
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,880
It's about what I need.
So leave me alone.
619
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,040
- Eric, please.
620
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,640
I wish I could take it back.
621
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,610
You mean a lot to me.
- Do I?
622
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,240
Because it seems like
you spend all your time
623
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,720
trying to get people
to like you,
624
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,320
but then when someone
like me actually does,
625
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:52,920
I'm not enough.
626
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:56,020
You immediately focus
on winning over someone else.
627
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,560
- Wow, I didn't--
- You know what?
628
00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:00,130
I'm gonna delete your number
from my phone right now.
629
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,160
You want to watch?
630
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,360
There we go.
Goodbye, Bela.
631
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,370
[soft music]
632
00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:12,540
♪ ♪
633
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,840
- Let's get you out of here
634
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,310
before you have
to make a comment.
635
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:17,080
- Wait, don't go.
We still need you.
636
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,350
- Senator, the car's waiting.
637
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,680
- But isn't it better
638
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,450
to address this
right away, head on?
639
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,720
- I will issue
a statement tomorrow.
640
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,620
- But rather than let
the news cycle take hold
641
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,280
and spin this
into something bigger,
642
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,720
what if you got ahead of it
643
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,720
and took charge
of the narrative yourself?
644
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,890
♪ ♪
645
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:37,630
- Yes, I accidentally quoted
a problematic individual.
646
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,430
Let's be real.
He owned slaves.
647
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,870
I should have Googled him.
648
00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:45,870
But do not let
my mistake distract
649
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,640
from why I'm really here,
650
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:52,410
to support the hardworking
employees of Essex College,
651
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,020
who deserve better treatment,
652
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:57,120
who deserve a living wage.
653
00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,420
And rest assured,
we are gonna get that for them.
654
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,960
And once that's done,
655
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,560
I'm gonna get that slave
owner's plaque removed too.
656
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,630
[cheers and applause]
657
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:09,230
Yes!
We will do this!
658
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,600
- You're beautiful!
659
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,130
- I am here to tell you!
660
00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:15,300
We will do this!
661
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,340
♪ ♪
662
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,910
- Hey.
663
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,340
This is awkward,
but did you lie
664
00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,820
about knowing
who planned this party?
665
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,350
- Uh, yeah.
666
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,690
Yeah, I did,
lied right to your face.
667
00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:36,490
I have never met anyone here,
668
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:39,390
and I barely knew
this museum existed.
669
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,100
- Why would you do that?
670
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:47,070
- Because I think
you maybe are cooler than me.
671
00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,400
- Oh, I am.
672
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:53,670
Leighton, I'm not secretly
calculating how cool you are
673
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:55,410
and deciding
if you're worth my time.
674
00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:56,740
I asked you
to hang out tonight
675
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,280
because I wanted
to spend time with you
676
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:01,120
because I already like you.
677
00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:04,420
- Wait, so you still
like me after this?
678
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,050
That speaks
really poorly of you.
679
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:08,520
- What can I say?
I'm into damaged women.
680
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,160
- Ah.
- I'm kidding.
681
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,930
I like you because you're hot.
682
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,990
- Oh, really?
683
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,860
- ♪ Wake up in the middle
of the room ♪
684
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,600
♪ And you don't know why ♪
685
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,500
♪ ♪
686
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,540
- Senator,
always a pleasure to see you.
687
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,440
- Always a pleasure.
688
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,670
- How was that?
689
00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:29,210
- Oh, he's terrified.
690
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,250
They are going to agree
to the union's demands.
691
00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:33,850
- That's so great!
692
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,350
Mom, I want
to apologize for earlier.
693
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,690
I don't want
to seem ungrateful.
694
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:40,320
- Oh, honey, I get it.
695
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,320
It's just that I've worked
so hard to achieve my goals.
696
00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:45,190
I just wanted to help.
697
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:48,330
But I respect you wanting
to do it on your own.
698
00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:50,360
- Thank you.
- Well, make no mistake.
699
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,930
It feels dumb.
700
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,300
I set up your idiot cousin,
Adam, with a hedge fund.
701
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,540
And he now owns a yacht.
- Mm-hmm.
702
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,010
- But you are so much
smarter than him.
703
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,440
So I know you can do it.
704
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,010
- I really think I can.
705
00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:04,180
I mean,
it's only been one class,
706
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,050
but kind of clicks for me.
707
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,680
- Well, remember,
if it stops clicking,
708
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,720
I can text Meghan Markle
and get you a job
709
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:12,490
as her assistant like that.
710
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,060
- OK.
[both laugh]
711
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:17,860
- ♪ I heard
of all the shit before ♪
712
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:22,030
♪ Stories that were written
to ignore, like a... ♪
713
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,900
- Not bad for a girl
from Gilbert.
714
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
- ♪ I'm sure things
gonna be great ♪
715
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,410
♪ I hope
it won't be too late ♪
716
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,440
- Hey, getting in
a late night workout?
717
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,340
- Yeah, just a quick set
while I study.
718
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,950
- That's how I study too.
719
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,680
I'm sorry if I was a little
sharp with you earlier.
720
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,820
- No, no, I deserved it.
721
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,590
I was being inconsiderate,
which is why I got us this.
722
00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:48,790
I figured you might be hungry.
723
00:24:48,890 --> 00:24:50,490
- Oh, my God, I'm starving.
724
00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,090
You swear it's not
from the dining hall.
725
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,330
- I swear.
726
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:54,660
It took an hour
to get delivered,
727
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,030
so it's cold,
and it won't be good.
728
00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:58,970
- Sounds perfect.
729
00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:04,170
♪ ♪
730
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,640
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
731
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:10,640
♪ What am I supposed to do,
baby-- ♪
732
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,450
- Seriously,
I need to eat first.
733
00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:14,380
[laughs]
734
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,980
- OK.
735
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:23,090
♪ ♪
736
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,970
- Oh, my brain is fried.
737
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:41,580
I mean, I killed this lab,
but not sure I could
738
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,480
spell my own name right now.
739
00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:45,250
- It was cool
meeting your mom earlier.
740
00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:48,820
I mean, her policies are kind
of insane and not tenable,
741
00:25:48,910 --> 00:25:51,020
but I did slide into her DMs
742
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,850
about that internship
you turned down.
743
00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:54,550
- Oh, my God,
are you kidding me?
744
00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,290
You are so opportunistic,
it's insane.
745
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,260
- It's not insane.
746
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,260
I just know what I want.
747
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,030
Don't you?
748
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:12,040
♪ ♪
749
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:16,610
- ♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪
750
00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:22,120
♪ So you want to be in love ♪
751
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,350
♪ Don't ever want
to try again ♪
752
00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:28,660
♪ ♪
753
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:33,630
♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪
754
00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:40,940
♪ ♪
755
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,530
♪ Honey, you're not alone ♪
756
00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:12,670
♪ So you want to be in love ♪
757
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,300
♪ I never want to try again ♪
758
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,210
♪ ♪
759
00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:24,240
♪ I want to be in love, ah ♪
760
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:31,020
♪ ♪
761
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,650
- Go to bed.
54697
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