Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,160
Improvise your way out of this.
2
00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960
MAN: 'And we're live.'
3
00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,960
What the fuck do we do now?
Panic?
4
00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,640
Do you know the story?
A bit.
5
00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,960
Well, what about the improvisation?
Improvisation?
6
00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,960
You remember the rules?
There are rules to improvisation?
7
00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,960
You said so in episode one!
8
00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,960
I don't remember what I said
in episode one!
9
00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,960
Why don't you learn your lines?!
10
00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,960
I just stick them on fucking
Post-It notes round the screen!
11
00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,960
Can they still hear us?
Oh, fuck. Go back, go back.
12
00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,960
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
13
00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,800
Er, I'm David Tennant.
14
00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,320
Michael Sheen... is my name.
15
00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:03,960
Erm, if we can just
crave your indulgence
16
00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,960
while we shut the cameras off,
just for a few minutes.
17
00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,800
Yeah, we'll be right back with you.
18
00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,960
'WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS'
MELODY PLAYS
19
00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,640
That's it. Cameras are off.
DAVID MOUTHS
20
00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,960
So, er, we've gone dark,
ladies and gentlemen,
21
00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,640
er, but bear with us.
Having a couple of technical issues.
22
00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,320
All part of the live experience.
23
00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,960
There might be a few dropped lines
and a few missed cues,
24
00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,960
but we'll, er... we'll be OK.
25
00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,960
Erm, and, er, it's live.
It's Christmas Eve.
26
00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,960
What do you expect? It's fun times.
27
00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:42,480
So we'll get the gremlins sorted out
at this end.
28
00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,960
No, don't lea...
29
00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:49,480
Erm, as you heard my colleague
just... er, saying,
30
00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,960
this is, erm, something new
31
00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,960
and, of course, new things
can be a little scary.
32
00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,960
Erm, but-but we are very lucky
33
00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,960
to have theatrical royalty
waiting in the wings,
34
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:07,960
and gargling as we speak,
and warming up.
35
00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,960
And...
36
00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:15,480
we also have a powerhouse
of a true Christmas classic
37
00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,960
to delight and entertain you.
38
00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,960
And, of course, erm,
Mr David Tennant,
39
00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,960
Mr Television himself,
40
00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,960
and I are consummate professionals.
41
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,960
News just in, Michael.
Yes?
42
00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,960
We thought that we had
cut the cameras, but, of course,
43
00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,960
er, the live stream is still running
44
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,320
and you, er, have been watching us
all this time.
45
00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,960
So, hello!
46
00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,160
Hello, everyone.
47
00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,960
All part of the live experience.
48
00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,960
Exactly. So, without further ado...
49
00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960
JINGLE BELLS PLAY
50
00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:55,960
..the Staged team are pleased to
present a live experience!
51
00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,960
It's A Christmas Carol.
52
00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,960
Live.
53
00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,960
HARP GLISSANDOS PLAY
54
00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,960
Ebenezer Scrooge
was a jolly old gentlemen.
55
00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,640
Welcome to Marley & Scrooge.
56
00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,960
Ben?
Uh, that's right.
57
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,960
Ben Marley.
58
00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,960
Ben Marley, son of Jacob Marley.
59
00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:16,960
That's correct.
Ben?
60
00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,960
Marley. Ben Marley.
61
00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,800
You see, my dad
started this whole thing
62
00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,640
with the old humbug till you unplug
Ebenezer Scrooge.
63
00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,960
Why are you here?
Did Georgia send you?
64
00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,000
Georgia Cratchit?
Georgia Cratchit did send me.
65
00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,320
That's right.
66
00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,960
Why would Georgia send him?
Cos he knows how to improvise.
67
00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,960
I could help you
with the rules, boys.
68
00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960
The rules of what?
69
00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,160
Jacob Marley was an accountant,
wasn't he?
70
00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,800
Yes, yes! Jacob... My dad...
71
00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,960
Yes, Jacob Marley was an accountant.
72
00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,480
I would love to teach you
the rules of accountancy.
73
00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,960
Now, the first rule, my friends,
74
00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,320
never say no.
75
00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,960
That sounds like a terrible rule
for accountancy. OK?
76
00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,960
If there's a knock on the door,
we let them in.
77
00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,960
Always?
Always.
78
00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,960
You never say no.
You say, "Yes, and?"
79
00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,960
Yes, and?
Yes, and?
80
00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,160
Well, that wouldn't be
the whole sentence.
81
00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,960
"Yes," and then
you add more information.
82
00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll talk about it later.
83
00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,160
Rule number two -
accidents are welcome.
84
00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,960
Well, now we're straying into the
world insurance, not accountancy.
85
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,640
Well, maybe Ben Marley
is in insurance.
86
00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,640
I am in insurance!
87
00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:17,960
I am in insurance.
88
00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,960
My dad's an accountant,
I'm in insurance.
89
00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,480
Watch out, we'll get you in the end.
You know what I mean?
90
00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,480
Rule number three is
you don't always have to be funny.
91
00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,960
Just try to make
your scene partner look good,
92
00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,960
and you shall look good as well.
93
00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,000
Got it.
Got it. Got it. We're good.
94
00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,960
Everybody's on the same page.
Shall we give it a go?
95
00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,960
Oh, yeah!
OK.
96
00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,960
HE EXHALES
Knock-knock.
97
00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,960
Go away!
Wrong immediately.
98
00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,960
Immediately.
I'm so confused. Never say no.
99
00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,960
That's right. And if there's
a knock on the door... Let them in!
100
00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:45,960
We let them in.
101
00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,960
Are we all on the same page?
A quick nod.
102
00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,960
Just so I know,
we're all on the same page? Yes.
103
00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,960
Fantastic. Here it comes.
104
00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,960
HE EXHALES
Knock-knock.
105
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,960
Who's there?
106
00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,960
'Ello. Oh, 'ello.
107
00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,960
I'm a lonely carol singer.
108
00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,800
It's a lonely carol singer.
109
00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,960
Hello. Hello, lonely carol singer.
110
00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960
Oh, 'ello, Mr Scrooge.
111
00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,160
Am I Scrooge?
Yep, go for it. Yeah.
112
00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,160
Well, I don't wanna be Scrooge.
Well, I mean...
113
00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,320
Mr Scrooge? Mr Scrooge? 'Ello.
114
00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,960
Er, in a minute,
lonely carol singer.
115
00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,480
Why can't you be Scrooge?
AS COCKNEY: I'm Bob Cratchit.
116
00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,960
'Ey, 'ey, Bob Cratchit!
Good to see you!
117
00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,000
Hello, lovely carol singer.
118
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,960
Ha! You know, I used to have
a whole group, but now I'm lonely.
119
00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,000
How about you, Cratchit?
120
00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,960
Oh, warming my cockles,
so youse are.
121
00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,960
I wanna be Bob Cratchit.
122
00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,960
Sorry, no. You're Scrooge.
And I'm awfully cold outside.
123
00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,960
Do you mind just letting me in?
My bones are hollow and my blood...
124
00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,960
Oh, shut up, lonely carol singer!
Whoa!
125
00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,960
Do you not like Christmas?
126
00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,960
No, I love Christmas.
Scrooge 'ates Christmas.
127
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,960
I hate it. I hate Christmas so much!
128
00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,960
Mr Scrooge, why do you
hate Christmas so much?
129
00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,960
I hate Christmas...
Mm? ..because...
130
00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:56,960
I hate it
because it's so... beurgh.
131
00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,960
Beurgh?
Beurgh.
132
00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,960
And it's...
Use your words, Mr Scrooge.
133
00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,960
Tell me exactly why.
It'll help for everybody.
134
00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,320
I... I don't...
Why do I hate Christmas?
135
00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,960
Why does Scrooge hate Christmas?
136
00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960
You said you knew the book!
I mean, I've got a copy. I...
137
00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,960
I haven't opened it.
138
00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:10,960
Knock-knock.
139
00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:11,960
BOTH: Adrian?!
140
00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,960
No. There's someone at the door.
No, there's someone at the door!
141
00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,320
Well, it's your office.
Well, I opened the last one.
142
00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,960
If there's someone at the door,
we gotta let 'em in, right?
143
00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,000
Never say no! Open the door.
144
00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000
Knock-knock.
Come in.
145
00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,960
Ebenezer Scrooge?
146
00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,960
Over there.
All right. Who are you?
147
00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,960
I, Mr Scrooge, am a ghost.
148
00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,960
Ooh!
149
00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,960
And that's how a ghost enters,
is it? What?
150
00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,960
How?
Well, by knocking at a door?
151
00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,960
If he is a well-brought-up ghost.
152
00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960
All right, whose ghost are you?
153
00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,160
I, Mr Scrooge, am Jacob Marley.
154
00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,960
Ooh, Ben!
Yeah?
155
00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,960
The ghost of your father.
156
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,960
That's right, isn't it?
Uh...
157
00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,960
But I wasn't...
Yeah, no, that...
158
00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,960
Uh, no, that's... Uh, tech...
159
00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,000
Dad, of course,
you know I'm Ben Marley,
160
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,960
and you're Jacob Marley.
You're my father, of course. Ah.
161
00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,960
It's your son, the insurance broker.
Yes. Is this in the book?
162
00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:02,960
Hello.
It's been a long time, Dad.
163
00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,960
Good to see you.
Yes, it has.
164
00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,960
Remember when we used to hang out
and be father and son when younger?
165
00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,960
Oh, it's a long time ago.
Behold these chains.
166
00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,960
Ooh, why are you wearing chains?
That's definitely in the book! Yes.
167
00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,320
I forged these chains,
168
00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,960
er, by my evil deeds. Now, you...
169
00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,960
Ooh, what were your evil deeds?
170
00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,960
I... I don't, erm...
171
00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,960
Er, aggravated assault.
172
00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,960
What?
What the fuck just happened?
173
00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,960
Aggravated assault?
174
00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,000
Does Mom know?!
175
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,960
He was very drunk, and I...
You beat up a drunk person, Dad?!
176
00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,320
I mean, it's Christmas, guys...
Look, look, guys, I'm just here
177
00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,960
because Georgia told me
to come and say
178
00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,960
that I'd forged this chain
with my evil deeds,
179
00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,960
and you'll be visited
by three ghosts
180
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,480
who are gonna
take you back through time
181
00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,960
so that you can shun the path
that I now tread.
182
00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,960
Can you two come with us?
Never say no!
183
00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960
I don't... Ben, can they?
184
00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,960
Ben Marley, I don't know.
Jacob, you fucking...
185
00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,960
You deal with it.
WOMAN: 'Dear!' I'm coming.
186
00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,960
Expect the first ghost
when the bell... Sorry.
187
00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,960
SPOOKY VOICE: Expect the first ghost
when the bell tolls one. Oh...
188
00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,960
Time to get outta here.
You coming, Pop?
189
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,960
Yeah, I'm right behind you, mate.
190
00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,960
Oh, God!
That was fun.
191
00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,960
That was a car crash.
It was a rush.
192
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:11,960
I can hear my blood in my ears.
193
00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,960
Cratchit and Scrooge, off we go
on another whirlwind adventure!
194
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,320
I wanna go home.
Oh, hello!
195
00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,960
Georgia sent me. I haven't got long,
I'm hosting a party.
196
00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,960
Which one of you is Scrooge?
He is. Me.
197
00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,960
I'm Bob Cratchit.
198
00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,960
And I am
the Ghost of Christmas Past.
199
00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,960
Oh.
And I've got the book. Ah.
200
00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,800
I thought you'd be a bit...
What? You know...
201
00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,960
Whoo, ooh.
What?
202
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,320
Less stressed, I suppose.
I'm making vol-au-vents.
203
00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,960
No, of course. Outstanding.
I'm taking you back to the past.
204
00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,960
How do we affect
such a strange transition,
205
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,320
wondrous spirit?
206
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,320
Well, er, close your eyes.
207
00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,960
OK.
208
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,960
"Feel the cold on your skin
and the snow under your feet.
209
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,960
"Take in the sounds and smells,
each connected to..."
210
00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,960
GENTLE CLATTERING
211
00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,960
Where's she gone?
I dunno. Dunno.
212
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,960
Here she comes, here she comes.
Yep, sorry. It's...
213
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,960
"You're in a long, bare,
melancholy room lined with desks.
214
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,640
"At one of them sits a boy."
215
00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,960
Who is this strange boy?
216
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,960
Don't you recognise him, Scrooge?
217
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,960
Is it me?
Is it 'im?
218
00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,960
It's a lonely child. He's neglected.
219
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,320
BEEPING
Please, strange spirit,
220
00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,800
may we talk with him?
They're just shadows. You can't...
221
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,960
BEEPING CONTINUES
222
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,960
I think we should talk to him.
No, no, no.
223
00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,960
Never say no, never say no.
No. The ghost said we can't.
224
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,320
Ghost is making vol-au-vents,
so knock on the door, do it.
225
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,960
Knock-knock.
AS BOY: How can I help you?
226
00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,960
No, you can't play Young Scrooge
as well. Yes, of course I can.
227
00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,320
What would you want with me?
228
00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,960
I want to talk with you.
229
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:40,160
Ooh! Alarming gentlemen, Mother says
I must never talk with strangers.
230
00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,960
I am not a stranger.
231
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,960
Then who be thee, old sir?
232
00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,960
I be you, from the future.
233
00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,960
Ooh. When do I get fat?
234
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,960
Fuck you.
"Fuck you"?
235
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,960
No wonder
you're lonely and neglected.
236
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,960
I'm not lonely.
I have so many friends.
237
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,960
Oh, really?
Oh, yes.
238
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,320
Right, well, prove it.
239
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,640
Derek!
Derek?
240
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,960
Ah, here he is. This is Derek.
241
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,960
Say hello, Derek.
242
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,960
DEEP VOICE: 'Ello.
243
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,960
And this is Martin. And Emily.
244
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,960
AS GIRL: Hi! Hello.
245
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,960
I've got a friend, too.
Unlikely.
246
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,960
Yeah, this is Bob.
247
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,960
Hi.
Bob, this is young me.
248
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,640
AS DEREK: 'Ello.
249
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,800
AS EMILY: Hi.
And Derek.
250
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,960
AS DEREK: Hi. Hello.
251
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:33,960
Ooh, and watch out, here comes Emily
and that little scamp Martin.
252
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,960
DIFFERENT ACCENTS: Hi. Hi. Hello.
253
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,960
AS COCKNEY:
Pleased to meet youse all.
254
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:39,960
See? I've got
lots and lots of friends.
255
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,960
Yeah, well, guess what.
What? All your friends leave you.
256
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,960
Why?
Because you grow up into a cunt.
257
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,960
BELL DINGS
258
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,960
Erm, OK, I'm gonna go.
259
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,960
Have you spent enough time
in the past?
260
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,320
No, I want to live...
Oh, no, I think so.
261
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,960
No.
Let's move things along here.
262
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,480
I want to see what else there is.
Close your eyes.
263
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,960
Erm, you're here.
264
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,960
Where are we?
The present. Oh, thank God.
265
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,960
"The suburbs of the..."
Oh, for fuck's sake.
266
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,960
"The suburbs of the town,
Christmas Day, Bob Cratchit's home."
267
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,960
How exciting!
Outside my own very own house!
268
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,960
Georgia said there'll be
another ghost in a minute.
269
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,960
HISS
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
270
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,160
END OF CALL TONE
271
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,960
Ghost of Christmas Present.
272
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,960
I wonder who that's gonna be.
273
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,960
Ooh, who could that be?
274
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,960
Jim!
Jim!
275
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960
Oh, absolutely not.
276
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,960
Listen, you pair of scrambled eggs,
277
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,960
I have an Academy Award,
278
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,160
which I think allows me
to make a mistake
279
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,960
with your
shitty little recording software
280
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:36,960
without you publishing it
281
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,480
as some sort of
fucking amusing appendix!
282
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,960
So to hell with both of you
283
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,960
on every level of
your navel-gazing abhorrence.
284
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,480
Merry Christmas.
285
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,960
END OF CALL TONE
286
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,960
Abrupt.
Mm.
287
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,960
What are we gonna do now?
Erm...
288
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,960
We've just lost our
Ghost of Christmas Present.
289
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:52,960
Do we need one?
290
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,960
We can't just wander
without supervision.
291
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,480
Well, I'm outside my house.
It's Christmas morning.
292
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,800
I'm gonna go look through
the window.
293
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,320
No, don't.
Let's go back to the office. Why?
294
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,160
Because that's the end of the story.
No, no!
295
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,320
I can see my family
through the window.
296
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,960
There she is,
Georgia cooking the turkey,
297
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,640
the children scrambling around,
298
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,960
setting the table
for Christmas lunch.
299
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,960
We should knock.
No. Why?
300
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,960
Because then they'll let us in.
301
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,960
We should knock on the door,
be welcomed inside
302
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,960
by my lovely friends.
It's all part of it.
303
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,640
All right, all right!
Knock on the door!
304
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,960
All right! Knock-knock.
305
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,160
BUZZING
Oh. Oh, shit.
306
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,960
Hello?
307
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,960
Lights have gone out.
Yeah.
308
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,960
Er, should we wait?
Are the microphones still...?
309
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,960
Well, we've lost power.
We must be off air.
310
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,960
Georgia?!
311
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,480
'Don't touch anything!'
312
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,960
No, I won't touch anything.
313
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,960
She'll fix it. Don't worry.
Yeah, OK.
314
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,320
Oh, my God. It's nice to have
a bit of a breather from that.
315
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,960
It's fun, though, isn't it?
Yeah? You enjoying yourself?
316
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,960
This is what I was talking about
in the loft the other day.
317
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960
When?
Episode three.
318
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,960
The rat-a-tat, the knock-knock,
"Come in. What are we up to today?"
319
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,960
Ooh, ah, it's the space to play.
320
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960
You didn't remember your lines.
But that wasn't...
321
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,960
It wasn't a line.
That wasn't written down.
322
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:05,960
That was part of the...
323
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,960
That was our real.
Oh, anyway... I miss it.
324
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,320
'It's gonna be
another couple of minutes!'
325
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,960
I used to be afraid of the dark.
I used to get anxious
326
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,960
when I couldn't see
where I was going.
327
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,960
I get more anxious when I can see
where I'm going and I don't like it.
328
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,800
Listen, I-I think we should
take a break.
329
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,000
Well, we're live
to the nation, so...
330
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,960
No, I... I mean...
331
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,800
..from each other.
332
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,960
David?
Yeah, yeah.
333
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,960
You just didn't say anything.
334
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,960
What do you want me to say?
335
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,480
When I announce something new
these days, people always ask,
336
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,960
"Oh, is David in it?"
Well, they like us together.
337
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,960
But we're not joined at the hip.
338
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,480
I like us together.
Come on, we're stuck in the past.
339
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,000
We're just reliving something
we did at a scary time
340
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,320
because it made us feel safe,
but we're not in that time any more.
341
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,960
I don't like change.
342
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,960
Like those people who aren't leaving
their houses still.
343
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,960
So what do you wanna do?
344
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960
I don't know. Erm...
345
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,960
..finish this and...
346
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,800
..find something new.
347
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800
You know? Something bold.
348
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,000
You don't think this is bold?
349
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,960
Not any more.
How long have you felt this way?
350
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,320
Well, I never wanted to do
a new series. That long?
351
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,960
Just going through
the motions, David.
352
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,960
Is this why you've been snarky?
I've not been snarky.
353
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,480
Well, I mean,
you haven't been charming.
354
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,960
We're the two halves of
a clapped-out pantomime horse.
355
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,960
I realise that you wanna keep
flogging it,
356
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,000
but I'm the one in the back
who's getting sore buttocks.
357
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,960
BUZZING
358
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,960
Georgia?
Hi.
359
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
Anna! Lily!
360
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960
Dad!
Knock-knock.
361
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,960
Lucy? Where are you?
We're all upstairs.
362
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,960
I'm in the bath.
What are you all doing here?
363
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,960
Getting to the end of the story?
Knock-knock.
364
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,960
Erm, who's there?
Taxi for Mr Scrooge.
365
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,800
Oh, for... Where are we?
366
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320
Marley & Scrooge Accountants.
367
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,480
Oh! Is it Christmas morning?
368
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,160
Yes, and I'm double parked, so...
369
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,960
Oh, where are you taking us?
370
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,800
Bob Cratchit's house.
371
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,320
That's the end of the story.
372
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,960
That's the plan.
Erm, how long will the journey take?
373
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960
Oh, we're here!
374
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960
Ooh. What do we do now?
375
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,800
Oh, erm, knock at the door?
376
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,960
Bob Cratchit?
Don't wanna.
377
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,960
It's your house.
378
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,960
Come on, Bob.
379
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960
Let's finish the story.
380
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,960
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
381
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,800
Ebenezer Scrooge and Bob Cratchit.
382
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,960
Oh, come in. These are my children.
383
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,480
Hello, Mr Scrooge.
384
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,960
DEEP VOICE: Hello, Mr Scrooge.
385
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,960
What's wrong with him?
Well, where's Tiny Tim?
386
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,960
He's asleep upstairs.
387
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Sit down, Mr Scrooge, and tell us
that you're a changed man.
388
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:47,960
I'm a changed man.
389
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,960
And tell us that you'll always
carry Christmas in your heart.
390
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,960
I will always
391
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,960
carry Christmas in my heart.
392
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,960
Oh, God bless us, everyone!
393
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,160
God bless us, every...
394
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,960
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
What? What?
395
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,960
We've already been here.
We have seen this Christmas.
396
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,960
No, you haven't.
Yes, we have.
397
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,160
We visited last night.
The Ghost of Christmas Past
398
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,960
dropped us off right here.
399
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,960
Well, can we just finish...?
And we looked through the window.
400
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,960
We were so close.
401
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,960
We saw you sitting down for dinner,
Georgia, and your strange children.
402
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,160
So?!
So is there a version
403
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,320
of us standing outside?
404
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,960
ANNA MOUTHS
405
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960
That makes no sense.
406
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,960
Totally does. You've seen
Back To The Future, Bill & Ted,
407
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,800
Harry Potter And...
Yes. Well, you know,
408
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,800
we were outside then.
We're outside now.
409
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,960
He's right.
Lily!
410
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,800
Well, he is.
How do you know?!
411
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,960
I love this stuff.
Do you remember what Scrooge did?
412
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,960
What did I do?
You knocked at the door.
413
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,960
Don't.
414
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,960
Knock-knock, Mr Scrooge.
415
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,960
No.
Don't answer it.
416
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,960
Can't say no!
Never say no, never say no.
417
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Are we on the other side
of that door?
418
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,800
Is that what you're saying?
419
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,960
Knock-knock.
420
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,160
Georgia?
Don't open the door. Lily?
421
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,960
He's right, Mr Scrooge.
422
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,000
Open the door, Mr Scrooge.
Why?!
423
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,960
It's the first fucking rule
of improvisation!
424
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,960
Don't you understand
the rules of time and space?
425
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,960
Oh, I understand the rules of time
and space! Open the door!
426
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Why?
Because it'll be what you want!
427
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,800
It'll be something new,
something bold.
428
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,960
You and me
meeting versions of ourself.
429
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,960
I don't know!
430
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,960
Children, guard the door!
Yes, Mother. I have a broom.
431
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960
I have a shovel.
Who are you?
432
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,960
The taxi driver.
Then we'll go through the motions.
433
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Michael talking to Michael,
David talking to Michael.
434
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,800
This is one last hurrah!
It's too late.
435
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,960
Rat-a-tat for old time's sake!
436
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,960
Stop flogging the pantomime horse!
It's all part of it!
437
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,960
My buttocks!
438
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,960
Wait!
What?
439
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,960
Knock-knock.
Did anyone open the door yesterday?
440
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,960
Erm...
Did anyone open the door? No.
441
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,960
Knock-knock.
Then if you answer it now,
442
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,000
it establishes a new timeline.
443
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,960
So?
Knock-knock!
444
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,640
The versions of you here now
are only here now
445
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,960
because no-one
answered the door there then.
446
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,960
So if I open the door here now...
447
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,960
The you there then
can't become the you here now.
448
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,960
And the us here now...
Vanish.
449
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,960
And it's over?
You just have to answer the door.
450
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,640
Knock-knock.
451
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,960
No.
Open the door, Bob.
452
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,960
No, no, no.
Never say no.
453
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,960
Knock-knock.
I won't.
454
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,480
I'll raise your salary.
No. Pay the mortgage on this house.
455
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,960
Doesn't need to end this way.
Some way.
456
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,000
I'm afraid of change!
457
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,960
Knock-knock.
Knock-knock.
458
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,960
Knock-knock.
Knock-knock.
459
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,960
Knock-knock!
I've been listening.
460
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,960
Colly!
Don't call me that. I hate that.
461
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,960
Sorry.
We had Alfie spayed yesterday,
462
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:26,960
and he's been
a bit of a sad old fig since,
463
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,960
so I thought he might enjoy
listening to your voices. Dog.
464
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
He began whimpering
as soon as you started,
465
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,960
and then he was pawing at the door,
and then he shat himself.
466
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,960
It's not that bad, is it?
467
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,640
I'd have shat myself, too,
if we hadn't got guests.
468
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,960
We're just trying...
469
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,960
Ben Schwartz told us of...
The rules of improvisation.
470
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960
This has to stop!
471
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,640
The problem with improvisation
is there's no structure,
472
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,960
so if you say yes to everything,
it never ends.
473
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,960
I don't want it to end.
But it must!
474
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,960
It's been lovely.
475
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,960
But that was then, and this is now.
And there are more stories to be...
476
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,640
MAN: 'Olivia!'
Yes?
477
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,960
'The dog shit himself again.'
There in a second. Sorry.
478
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,960
How old are you?
Er, 52.
479
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,960
51.
480
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,960
Sorry, no, just 50.
481
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,960
Height?
482
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
Average.
Little under.
483
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Weight?
Average. Little over.
484
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,480
So we've got years left!
485
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,960
And there's... there's someone
knocking at the door.
486
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,960
But if we answer it, it's over.
487
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,960
But that's thrilling.
488
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,960
You OK, Bob?
489
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,960
OK, Scrooge.
490
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960
You always made me look good.
491
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,960
You too.
492
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,640
Knock-knock.
493
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,960
Oh, wait, wait. Erm, who are you?
494
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,960
Oh, dunno. Tiny Tim?
495
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,960
Yeah.
496
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960
JINGLE BELLS PLAY
497
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,960
Knock-knock.
498
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,960
BOTH: Come in.
499
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,960
And we're off.
500
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,960
Oh, thank God!
Thank you so much, Olivia.
501
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960
It's a pleasure.
But please make sure
502
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,960
they do actually stop, though.
503
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960
Yeah. Sorry.
504
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
OK, party time.
505
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960
Party time!
Yes.
506
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Yes, yes, yes.
507
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,640
Lucy, could you please get me
some alcohol?
508
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,960
I will do that.
Thank you.
509
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
Lily, are you coming?
On my way.
510
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960
OK, cool.
END OF CALL TONES
511
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,960
BACKGROUND CHATTER
512
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,960
CORK POPS,
WHOOPING
513
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,960
GLASSES CLINK
514
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,960
GLASS CLINKS
515
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,960
BACKGROUND CHATTER CONTINUES
516
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,960
Here he is.
Oh, here I am. Hi.
517
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,960
I feel like I'm in an episode.
518
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:40,960
Do you get that a lot?
519
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,960
Ha-ha! Quite a lot.
Er, yeah, well, all the time.
520
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960
What do you usually say about it?
I usually say
521
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,160
that I hope I'm not as inept
and weaselly in real life.
522
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,960
What, are you?
523
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,960
No, I'm kidding! I'm kidding.
524
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,960
No, I love your work.
Oh, thank you so much.
525
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,960
I didn't like the first series.
Right.
526
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,960
But I didn't mind the second.
That's kind.
527
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
But I hated the third.
Hated it?
528
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,960
Until that final episode.
529
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,960
How... How did you
come up with that?
530
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,960
The fi...
The David and Michael improvising?
531
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,160
Yeah, it had a pace and an energy.
532
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,960
Mm, yeah. Yeah, interesting
you say that, actually, because...
533
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,960
And I loved the absurdity,
534
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,960
and the... and the...
and the passion.
535
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,480
It was inspired.
536
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,960
Was it?
I know there's been chatter
537
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,960
about what was written
and what was made up,
538
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,480
but I know talent when I see it,
and you have talent.
539
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,960
Do I?
540
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,960
And I want you to write for us.
541
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,960
For-For-For David and Michael?
No.
542
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,960
But for David?
No. For Michael?
543
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,960
HE CHUCKLES
Neither of them.
544
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,960
HE CHUCKLES
I... I-I don't understand.
545
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,960
Something new, something exciting.
546
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,960
Something that's yours. Just yours.
547
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,960
And this is based on
the-the final episode?
548
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,960
Your final episode.
549
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,960
Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com
38410
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof