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So, what did you guys think?
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Yeah, you know, it was pretty good.
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I think I'm gonna
like the remake better.
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They don't call it Crime
Town for nothing, baby.
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Well, I'm glad you liked it.
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I missed all the best parts, cause
you were trying to talk to me.
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Dude, I still don't know what you're
talking about. Like I said, it wasn't me.
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- Whatever.
- So, what's next?
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Who's down for some of my
famous home made Morde-shakes?
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- Ok! - Sounds
good! - Alright sure!
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So, what's in a Morde-shake again?
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It's a surprise.
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It's just a regular milkshake.
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You're really gonna load up on
desserts after that Chili-dog incident?
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- Yeah, so gross!
- Don't remind me...
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What? There's always room for dessert,
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especially when the
dessert is Morde-shakes!
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Oh shoot, I forgot something in the car.
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I'll be right back.
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What's up?
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I can't find my wallet.
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Oh, let's see...
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Did you check the glove compartment?
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Yeah, I checked there... already....
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Oh sorry, I
shouldn't--
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No, it's fine.
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- It's
just- - What?
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Your breath is really bad.....
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Oh my gosh.
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- Wait, no! It's-- -
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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Mordecai!
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Yeah, you know, I came up
with the name Morde-shakes.
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- So technically- - Morde-shakes
are canceled. Good night Eileen.
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Wait, what?
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I need to talk to you. Come on!
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Uh.... good night?
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Oh man, this is bad. This is really bad.
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Dude, what is it?
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I kissed Margaret.
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Whoa, I own Muscle Man so much money.
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I'm such an idiot.
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But that's what you
wanted, what's the problem?
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Did you have bad breath, or something?
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I did!
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Seriously? You didn't check first?
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I was in the moment.
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You gotta pack a mint, bro.
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That was our first kiss, and I blew it.
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I'm never gonna be
able to face her again.
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I wish I could just take it back.
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Sounds like you need a Time Machine.
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Ha, yeah, I wish.
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Wait, you mean you still have it?
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Oh, you mean the Time
Machine you said was a scam,
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and a waste of money.
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Well yeah, who sells
a Time Machine for $15?
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It was on sale.
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So, can I still use it?
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Only if you admit you actually
think it's really cool.
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Dude, quit messing around.
My life is on the line.
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Okay okay geez.
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That's it? It looks kinda junky.
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Oh, so I guess you
don't wanna use it then.
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No no, I'm sorry. How does it work?
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I don't know. I never used it before.
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Gimme.
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Where's the on switch?
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Dude, you're gonna break it.
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I just wanna go back to 15 minutes ago.
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Where are we?
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This thing just sent us outside.
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No dude, look.
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There we are.
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Your really gonna load up on desert
after that Chili-dog incident.
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Whoa, this is weird.
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Shoot. Here I come.
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Well, do something.
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- Like what?
- I don't know.
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I can't just barge in there.
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Well, here comes Margaret.
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Look at how nervous you look.
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Hey baby, can you help me
find what I'm looking for?
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Okay.
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Dude, quit it.
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What happened?
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I didn't touch it.
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- Man, must be kinda glitchy.
- That's what you get for $15.
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Hey, but it worked! I can't
believe it! Let me see for a sec.
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Go back two months ago.
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Awesome!
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Dude, Quit fooling around!
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Ok, so what's a fast way we would
can fix my bad breath in the past?
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So when I'll kiss Margaret it's not bad.
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I told you man, Mints.
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Okay, yeah. We'll go back earlier in
the night, and give my past self a mint.
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Two hours ago.
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You got those mints?
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I gotta get out of that place! I
gotta get out of that crime town!
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What the...?
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Dude, this not gonna work.
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Well, I don't want me to see me.
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- Here.
- Rigby, wait!
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Psst, hey, Mordecai.
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- Dude, you want some mints?
- What? No dude. Shush.
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C'mon, they're really
good. Here, take a couple.
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- Dude, Quit it!
- Just take 'em!
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Stop!
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Mordecai!
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Dude, we're trying to watch the movie!
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Yeah, then you stop trying to... wait.
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Why wouldn't I just take a mint?
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I don't know man.
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But you wouldn't need a mint, if you
haven't eaten that Chili-Dog earlier.
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That's it! I'll just stop
myself from eating it.
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Shoot.
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I'm about to order.
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Ugh, if only that truck wasn't there.
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You got it. Follow me.
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You know what you want?
120
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Yeah, let me get a sloppy
dan dog, with extra onions.
121
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- Extra? You sure?
- Yeah. Pile 'em on.
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One sloopy dan
with--. What the--?
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What? Five-second rule.
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That was really gross.
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See, I told you.
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What's wrong with me?
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Yeah man, I can't believe
Margaret let you kiss her.
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Quiet!
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If only I eaten something earlier, I
wouldn't even wanted that dumb Chili-Dog.
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Seven hours ago.
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Hey, saved you guys the
last piece of apple pie.
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No thanks.
133
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Yeah, we're saving room
for Chili-Dogs tonight.
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Okay.
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Margaret, we'll take that pie after all.
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Sure.
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Here you go.
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What? We said no.
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Yeah Chili-Dogs tonight, remember?
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Sorry, its been a long day.
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Margaret, where's the pie.
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Can we get some
sandwiches too, with fries?
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Sure thing.
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Here's your food.
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The fries will be out in a minute.
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Uh, are you feeling alright?
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Come on guys, if you're
messing with me, it's not funny.
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We're not! I swear!
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Great. Now Margaret's mad at me.
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I guess you're just desit to
ruin your chances with her.
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I'm not giving up.
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There's got to be a way
to fix my bad breath.
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Aw yeah. That's what the ladies like.
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Grab the mouthwash!
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Rigby? What?
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OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
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It's for your own good!
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What the heck? Get off man!
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Oh man...
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This can't be good.
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Wait. Who are you guys?
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We're from the future.
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Oh no. Where am I? What year is this?
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Relax, it's the same
day, just later at night.
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Well, take me back. I don't want
to cease to exist or something.
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Wait, if we remove me from the past,
does that me I'm gonna disappear?
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I don't know. I'm not
an expert on time travel.
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Just tell him what's up?
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Okay, look, we finally
kiss Margaret tonight.
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What? No way.
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No really, but it's bad.
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We had bad breath,
and she pushed us away,
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and it was really embarrassing.
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So Rigby, and I were traveling
back in time to fix it.
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Wait, don't tell me
your actually trying to
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use that "time machine"
Rigby was scamming to buying.
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It wasn't a scam, it really works.
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Whatever. All I know is
guys from the future lie.
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Remember that lip syncing fiasco?
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But this is different.
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And what's this "we"
kiss Margaret business?
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I haven't kissed Margaret yet.
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Just because you messed
up, doesn't mean I'm gonna.
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Dude, that's not how it works.
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No dude, just stop trying
to block my lip-lock.
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Gimme that piece of junk.
187
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Wait.
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Don't worry. He's not gonna
figure out how to use it.
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Take me back to this morning.
190
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Well, I guess he's
smarter than you somehow.
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Agh, great.
192
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Well that's it then. We
lost the time machine.
193
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I can't believe I have
to live with this kiss.
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Never say never, man.
195
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I didn't say never.
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Who's your best friend?
197
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What are you talking about?
198
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What, how?
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Dude, remember when I sent
myself back two months ago?
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You thought I was fooling around,
201
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but I went back and bought
a second time machine.
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Rigby, you're a genius.
203
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Yeah, I saved three bucks
with the double order.
204
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All right, come on.
205
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We got to stop me before it's to late.
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Back to this morning.
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Dude! Stop! We're trying to help you!
208
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Yeah right. You can't keep
me from kissing Margaret.
209
00:09:09,812 --> 00:09:11,653
Whatever dude, It's not
like your never figure out
210
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I kissed her in the car at 11:55.
211
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Dude, what are you doing?
212
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I have a plan.
213
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Shoot, I can't believe
I just gave that away.
214
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I'm such an idiot.
215
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11:55!
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Hey sorry man, but you ain't
getting my kiss tonight.
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Oh, hey Margaret, what's up?
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Just stay away from me!
219
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Okay Rigby quick,
220
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go back to the present, and
remember to destroy the Time machine.
221
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Yeah, fine. But you own me 27 bucks.
222
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Well, you will own me I guess.
223
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Back to the present.
224
00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:07,888
What's up?
225
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,729
I, uh, I can't find my wallet.
226
00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,049
Oh, let's see...
227
00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,430
Did you check the glove compartment?
228
00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:19,011
Yeah I checked there... already.
229
00:10:32,555 --> 00:10:34,195
Oh, found it.
230
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Oh, great. That's great.
231
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- I'm glad you-- -
So, anyway do you--
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What to head inside?
233
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Sure.
234
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Who's ready for Morde-shakes?
235
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Yeah, took you long enough.
236
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You have no idea.
237
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Come on.
238
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You know, I came up with
the name Morde-shakes.
239
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Yeah-yeah.
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