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Oh, Lucy, isn't this exciting?
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In a little while we'll land in Cuba
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and you'll meet Ricky's family.
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Well, to tell you the truth, Ethel,
I'm scared.
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Scared?
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Well, weren't you when you met Fred's
family
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for the first time?
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After marrying Fred, nothing could
scare me.
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Oh, I sure hope they like me.
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Honey, they'll love you.
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What if they don't?
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Well, so they don't.
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What are they going to do
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start another Spanish-American war?
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Honey, stop worrying.
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They'll love you.
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Oh, just think...
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you'll be visiting your relatives
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in a foreign land.
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Sometimes I wish I'd married a Cuban.
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That makes two of us.
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Oh, go back to sleep.
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Ricky, what are you going to say
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when you meet your grandmother?
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Buenos dias, abuela.
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Very good, very good.
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What are you going to say, Mommy?
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What, dear?
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What are you going to say when you
meet my mother?
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Oh, um...
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Bonus dies, madry.
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Bonus dies, madry?
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Honey, it's buenos dias, madre.
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I don't think that's very nice,
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making fun of my Spanish.
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Well, you've been making fun of my
English
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for 15 years.
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Well, English is a foreign language
to me.
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Well, the way you speak it
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it is to me, too.
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I don't know why you're so worried.
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After all, Ricky's mother loved you
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when she visited you in New York.
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Well, I'm not worried about his
mother.
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It's all those other relatives--
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his aunts, his uncles, his nieces,
his cousins,
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his great uncles, his great aunts.
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Oh, now, honey, a big family's nice.
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You don't know how big his family is.
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Let's see.
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There's Uncle Pedro, and Aunt Rosa,
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and Uncle, uh...
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Rafael.
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Rafael
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and Aunt Sylvia and Aunt...
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Maria Pepa.
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Maria Pepa.
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Uncle Jorge.
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That's Uncle George.
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Nandine, Manuel, Amberta...
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Guillermito Menendez.
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Who?
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That's another uncle.
Guillermito Menendez.
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That's another one.
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Amparo...
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Amparo.
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Eduardo.
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Eduardo.
He's the judge.
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The twins.
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The twins.
If you ask me
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you did not leave the island of Cuba
voluntarily.
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You were squeezed off.
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Now look, honey, I told you
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that the only one that you got to
worry about--
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and remember,
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the only one that is really important
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is Uncle Alberto.
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Yeah, Uncle Alberto.
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He's the head of the family.
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I remember that.
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That's right.
He practically raised me.
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You make a good impression on him and
you're in.
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Well, I shall certainly try, you know
that.
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Now, I just want to warn you; it's
not going to be easy.
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Uncle Alberto's the one that wanted
me to marry a Cu...
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What were you saying, dear?
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Oh, uh...
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I-I was saying that Uncle Alberto
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is the one that wanted me to marry
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a cute, red-headed American.
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You were not.
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You were saying that Uncle Alberto
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was the one who wanted you to marry a
Cuban girl.
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I didn't say anything of the kind.
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But you were going to say it.
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How do you know?
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I might not be able to understand
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what you say when you say it,
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but before you say it
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I can understand what you're going to
say perfectly.
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No wonder Uncle Alberto wanted me to
marry a Cuban girl.
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So, you admit it.
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But I didn't marry a Cuban girl.
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I married you.
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Daddy, I'm glad you married Mommy.
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Well, you and me both, partner.
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And I'll bet that Uncle Alberto
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will be glad, too, when he meets you.
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Oh, I hope so, dear.
Sure.
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Our clipper will be landing in Havana
in 15 minutes.
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Oh, dear, do we have to?
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Honey?
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Yes, dear?
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Honey, did we have to have this
family reunion
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our first night in Havana?
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Couldn't you have made it some other
night?
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Well, honey, you know that
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we're only going to be in Havana two
nights.
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And tomorrow night, they've asked me
to appear
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at the Casino Parisien here at the
Nationale.
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So, what other night is there?
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Well, I was thinking about some night
next year maybe.
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Now, honey, you'll get along just
fine.
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Oh, I wish Fred and Ethel were going
to be here.
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Well, you know, we invited them,
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but they felt it was a family
reunion;
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they didn't want to barge in.
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Well, I feel the same way.
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I think I'll join Fred and Ethel.
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Now, Lucy, come back here.
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Daddy, when is abuela going to get
here?
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In a few minutes, son.
Who?
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Abuela.
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It means grandma.
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Oh. I'm so nervous I can't remember
my own name.
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It's Mommy.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, they're not going to understand
me.
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I'm not going to be able to
understand them.
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Now look, honey, they speak a few
words of English.
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You speak a few words of Spanish...
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Oh, I've forgotten my Spanish.
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Well, you took it in high school,
didn't you?
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Don't you remember anything?
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I remember I flunked.
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Well, look, all you have to remember
is just a few words.
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If I help you, maybe it'll all come
back to you.
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All right.
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Say hello.
Hello.
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No, in Spanish.
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How you gonna greet them when they
get here?
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Oh.
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Uh, bonus dies.
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No, no. No, dear, it's not quite
that.
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It's not bonus dies.
It's buenos dias.
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Oh. Bonus dias.
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Buenos dias.
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Buenos dias.
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That's it.
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Oh, but you can't use it now anyway
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because it's night outside.
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You've got to say noches.
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Noches.
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Buenas noches.
Buenas noches.
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That's right. Good.
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Now, how are you?
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Fine.
I'm a little nervous.
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Honey, in Spanish-- how are you?
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Oh, how are you?
How are you?
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Now, don't tell me.
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?Como esta usted?
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Hey, I could have used you in high
school.
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?Como esta usted?
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?Como esta usted?
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Please-- Por favor.
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Por favor.
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Thank you-- Gracias.
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Gracias.
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Thank you very much--
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Muchas gracias.
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Muchas gracias.
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There you go.
Now, listen...
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Oh, por favor, adios...
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Yeah, well, listen, honey,
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just make sure that you muchas
gracias
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Uncle Alberto all over the place.
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He likes that.
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Stand up.
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Come on, son.
Fix his coat.
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Coming.
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Mama!
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Mi hijo!
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Que gusto tengo de verte.
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Mira a Lucy.
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Hi, Mama.
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Lucita, dejame verte.
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Thank you.
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Look!
Look at your grandson!
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Buenos noches, abuela.
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Buenos noches, hijito.
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Aqui, aqui vengan todos.
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?Como esta?
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Hi, how are you?
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I want you to meet my family.
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Pepe, Enrique, Rafael, Josefina,
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Alberta y Sylvia.
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This is my wife, Lucy.
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Bonus noches.
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What did they say?
What'd they say?
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They say they're very glad to meet
you
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and that they like you very much.
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Good.
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And this is my son.
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This is Ricky.
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Buenas noches.
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Uncle Alberto!
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?Como estas?
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Hay esta.
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Este era para ti y ahora es para el.
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Ah... Thank you.
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Uncle Alberto, I want you to meet
Ricky.
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Buenos noches, Uncle Alberto.
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How about that?
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Listen, look what Uncle Alberto
brought you.
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This is my drum when I was a little
boy.
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Muchas gracias, Uncle Alberto.
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What do you know about that.
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He looks like a Ricardo.
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Say, I got an idea.
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Would you like to play the drums with
me tomorrow night?
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Oh, boy!
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Okay, we'll practice tomorrow.
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Alberto, quiero que conozcas a mi
senora.
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Uh-huh.
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Lucy?
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This is Uncle Alberto.
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Hi.
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What's this "hi" business?
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Quiere decir "hello."
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?Como esta usted?
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Es una muchacha muy bonita.
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How's that?
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I was saying, you're a very pretty
girl.
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Oh.
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And where did you get
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that beautiful red hair?
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Oh, I get it every two weeks...
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Uncle Alberto.
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I'll buy you a new one tomorrow.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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Everybody... let's have some punch,
huh?
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Un ponche.
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Alberto, tome un buen ponche.
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You look well.
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Tu muy bien tambien.
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Muy bien. Muy bien.
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You see, she was nervous.
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You know, she was nervous meeting
you.
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Te debias haber casado con una
muchacha Cubana.
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But I wasn't in love with a Cuban
girl.
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You'll love Lucy when you get to know
her.
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You really would.
Dale una oportunidad.
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I'll give her, I'll give her...
Very well, very well.
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Honey, come on. Come on.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I was so nervous.
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I made a terrible impression on your
uncle.
270
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,683
Honey, no, no.
271
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,435
Why don't you tell him it's an old
American custom.
272
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,603
Oh, now-- What?
273
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,105
When you like somebody, you break
their hat.
274
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:09,558
Now, honey, I had a talk with him
275
00:10:09,558 --> 00:10:10,559
and everything's smoothed out.
276
00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:11,560
Now, you just go over and talk with
him.
277
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,696
Oh, do I have to?
278
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,197
Por favor.
Please.
279
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,699
What will I say?
280
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,817
Well, let him do the talking.
281
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:18,651
Oh, okay.
282
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,904
Uh, Uncle Alberto?
283
00:10:21,904 --> 00:10:23,873
?Si, querida?
284
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,625
Would you care for some punch?
285
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,793
Si. Macho grasa.
286
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:28,911
What?
287
00:10:28,911 --> 00:10:30,212
Macho grasa.
288
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,966
?Que modo de tratar el tio son esas?
289
00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:36,836
What did I say?
What'd I say?
290
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,170
What? What did you say?
291
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,171
He asked me if I wanted some punch.
292
00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:40,673
I said, si. Macho grasa.
293
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:41,674
?Macho grasa?
294
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,175
Oh, dear, it's muchas gracias.
295
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,428
You just called him a big, fat pig.
296
00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:48,481
Oh, no!
297
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,849
Say you're sorry.
298
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,151
That you didn't know what you were
saying.
299
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,569
Uncle Alberto...
300
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,821
Oh!
301
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,190
Oh, I'm so sorry!
302
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,192
I'm so sorry.
303
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,194
I'm terribly sorry, Uncle Alberto.
304
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:04,163
It will come right off.
305
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,032
It will come right off.
306
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,416
Let me get some cold water.
307
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:08,834
It will come right off.
308
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:09,835
Honey, please. Honey...
309
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,170
Lucy, sit down, darling.
310
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,039
I'll get a towel, dear.
311
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,624
My cigars! My cigars!
312
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,188
He should have married a Cuban girl.
313
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,557
Now, honey, it couldn't have been
that bad.
314
00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:35,528
Well, I ruined his straw hat, spilled
punch on his clothes,
315
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,029
crushed his cigars,
316
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,899
and called him a big, fat pig in
Spanish.
317
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,869
Well, that's pretty bad, even for
you.
318
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,571
After what I did last night
319
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,574
Cuba may cut off America's sugar
supply.
320
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:49,375
Oh, dear.
321
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,043
We've got to rehearse.
322
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,545
Hey! Hey!
323
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,547
Hey, where did you get that drum?
324
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,549
Uncle Alberto gave it to me.
325
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,050
Yeah. It's the drum I used to have
326
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,052
when I was a little boy.
327
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,053
Yeah?
328
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,556
Say, shall we tell them the big news?
329
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,057
Ricky's going to appear with me
tonight.
330
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,058
Oh.
No kidding.
331
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,060
Will you be there?
332
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,562
Will we?!
333
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,264
Why, we wouldn't miss that for
anything in the world.
334
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,649
My whole family's coming.
335
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,901
I got a big table reserved.
336
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,270
Yeah, you better reserve one table
for your family
337
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,572
and one for me.
338
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,824
Oh, now, honey, what are you talking
about?
339
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,275
After what happened last night,
340
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,777
Uncle Alberto will never want to see
me again,
341
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,079
much less sit at the same table with
me.
342
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,998
Now, that's not true.
343
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,000
Well, if the first time I met you
344
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,003
I said awful things, spilled stuff
all over you,
345
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,005
and acted like a first-class
nincompoop,
346
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:36,872
what would you have done?
347
00:12:36,872 --> 00:12:38,874
Just what I did--
348
00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:41,377
wait for my clothes to come back from
the cleaners
349
00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:42,678
and then marry you.
350
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,932
Boy, he's got a memory like an
elephant.
351
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,935
Come on, partner, we got to go to
rehearsal.
352
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,437
Listen, after the rehearsal,
353
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,938
I'm going to take him over to his
grandma's house
354
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,440
and then I'm going to see Uncle
Alberto.
355
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,441
So I'll see you later.
Okay.
356
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,442
Adios.
Good-bye.
357
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,444
Adios.
Bye-bye, dear.
358
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,782
Oh, come on now, honey, snap out of
it.
359
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,784
Let's all go shopping.
360
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,869
Shopping? Again?
361
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,204
Yeah, let's go shopping.
362
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,205
There's something I want to get.
363
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,206
What?
364
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,207
A box of cigars for Uncle Alberto.
365
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,209
I found out where he has his made.
366
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,211
Maybe if I get some more for him
367
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,213
I'll get back in his good graces.
368
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,214
Oh, sure you will, honey.
369
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:20,216
Come on.
Oh, look at me.
370
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,051
Brown purse, blue shoes.
371
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,803
Heavens to Betsy.
372
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,754
I'll only be a second.
373
00:13:25,754 --> 00:13:27,590
I want to get my other purse.
374
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,009
I'm going to get my other wallet.
375
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,811
I left my money in this one.
376
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,342
Yeah, this is the place, all right.
377
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,514
Oh, look, they make cigars by hand.
378
00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:52,965
Isn't that interesting?
379
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,767
Mm-hmm.
Hey, how about that?
380
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,552
Honey, while you're buying the cigars
381
00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:58,053
I think I'll go buy some more
souvenirs.
382
00:13:58,053 --> 00:14:00,055
Ethel, do you think I'm made of
money?
383
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:02,057
Oh, I just want to buy a pair of
those maracas.
384
00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:04,059
Swell-- then we can mambo
385
00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:06,061
all the way to the poor house.
386
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,698
I'll catch up with you later.
387
00:14:13,702 --> 00:14:15,704
Buenos dias, senora.
388
00:14:15,704 --> 00:14:17,206
Bonus dies.
389
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,208
What can I do for you?
390
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:22,711
I'd like a box of Corona Grande,
please.
391
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:24,463
Por favor.
392
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,831
Aqui estan sus tobacos.
393
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,633
El mejor tobaco en Havana.
394
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,918
Ah, macho gra...
395
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:30,920
I mean, muchas gracias.
396
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,338
Quince pesos.
397
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,339
What's that?
398
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,340
15 Dollars.
399
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,341
15 Dollars?
400
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:36,592
Si, senora.
401
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,893
Oh, my gosh!
402
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:39,395
?Que paso?
403
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:41,897
I forgot to put my money in this
purse.
404
00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,899
I have some friends right down the
street.
405
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:44,650
I'll go get them
406
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,485
and bring the money back to you.
407
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,987
No money, no cigars.
408
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,488
What are you talking...?
409
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,990
Look what you did!
410
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,491
What do you mean, "what I did," for
heaven's sake.
411
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,493
If you hadn't grabbed ahold my arm,
412
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,278
I wouldn't have dropped the box.
413
00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:58,080
Si usted hubiera traido dinero
414
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,081
no pasa esto.
415
00:14:59,081 --> 00:14:59,915
Now, you have to pay for this.
416
00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:01,367
Well, how can I pay for them
417
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,369
if you won't let me get the money
from my friends?
418
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,370
You stay here.
419
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,672
Your friends come back for you.
420
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,958
But they're not coming back for me.
421
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,760
Oh, then I call the police right now.
422
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,129
What are you talking about, for
heaven's sakes?
423
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,131
Why should you call the police?
424
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,467
Me espera ahi un ratito.
425
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,886
Ahorita regreso, ?eh?
426
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:23,188
Ah, Senor Don Alberto.
427
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,057
?Como esta usted?
428
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,859
Muy bien, senor.
429
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,694
What can I do for you?
430
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,446
Well, I need some more
cigars.
431
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,614
Tengo palmas
432
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,066
Corona Grande, Panatelas...
lo que usted guste.
433
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,868
y me han dicho
434
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,069
que ha comprado usted una casa
435
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,454
en Santiago.
436
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,955
Bueno, una casa asi no mas.
437
00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:42,458
No vaya creer que es una cosa del
otro mundo.
438
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:45,878
Este es un tobaco
excelente.
439
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,880
Tambien aqui esta...
440
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,139
Mire usted, esto lo
hemos hecho
441
00:15:57,139 --> 00:15:58,140
de un tobaco selecto
442
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,142
para gustos delicados de la
aristocracia.
443
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:01,143
?Que le parece?
444
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,145
Ah, que bien.
445
00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:04,647
Este es una cosa
excelente.
446
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,598
Hey ?Donde esta?
447
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,518
La Americana loca que ha venido aqui.
448
00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:10,319
La turista.
449
00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:12,688
I didn't see no one.
450
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,189
Dice usted que ha
venido.
451
00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:15,190
Me ha comprado cigarros.
452
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,692
Se ha ido sin pagarme.
453
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,444
Y ademas de eso los ha roto y los ha
pisado.
454
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,413
No hay derecho, pero...
Angelo,
455
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,833
?has visto a alguien salir por aqui?
456
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,168
Maybe she went out this door.
457
00:16:26,168 --> 00:16:28,170
No puede ser.
458
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,877
Senor Don Alberto, I'm sorry for this
delay.
459
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:35,878
Don't worry.
460
00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:37,880
I am waiting for my nephew right
here.
461
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,381
Which one?
462
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:41,633
Ricky, the one that married the
Americana.
463
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:46,355
Oh, el maestro que tiene
una orquestra famosa.
464
00:16:46,355 --> 00:16:47,773
Tendre mucho gusto en verlo.
465
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,275
If you think that Americana turista
is bad
466
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,561
you should meet my nephew's wife.
467
00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:53,896
No!
468
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,283
Alberto.
469
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,651
?Como estas?
470
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,236
Mi sobrino, Ricky Ricardo.
471
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,238
Mucho gusto.
472
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,827
An American ruined a whole box of his
best cigars.
473
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:09,828
Si, senor. Si, senor.
474
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:10,829
Americano?
475
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,832
Si, una loca turista Americana.
476
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,334
Si, imaginese que ha venido los roto
477
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:16,835
se ha querido ir sin pagar.
478
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,587
Sin pagar, senor!
479
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:21,140
Disappeared right before his
eyes.
480
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,925
?Una loca turista Americana?
481
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:25,761
Loquisima!
Loquisima!
482
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,686
No sabe donde...
483
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,159
Alberto, I just remembered
484
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:43,162
I got to be someplace in ten minutes.
485
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,664
Look at that big cigar they're
making.
486
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,666
They don't make them like they used
to anymore do they?
487
00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:51,203
Aha!
488
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,088
That's the woman!
489
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,092
No, senor...
490
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:13,892
Ladies and gentlemen, this evening,
the casino
491
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,727
takes great pleasure and pride
492
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:19,231
in presenting a very special
attraction.
493
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,732
Some years ago,
494
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:26,238
a young boy left Cuba to go to
America.
495
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,241
The only thing that he took with him
496
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,076
was a drum full of rhythm
497
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,378
and a heart full of hope.
498
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,330
He's back home tonight.
499
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:38,083
Let's give him a real great welcome.
500
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,252
Ricky Ricardo!
501
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:58,904
Pablo!
502
00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:16,004
You see un hombre afortunado
503
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:21,960
Which means you're looking at a lucky
guy
504
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,380
In Cuba, I'm a Cuban
505
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,767
In the U.S.A., I'm a yank
506
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:35,557
Wherever I am, I'm home, and I got
you to thank
507
00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:38,894
You never see me homesick
508
00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:42,147
'Cause from home I'm never away
509
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:45,984
Wherever I am, I'm home
510
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,370
In Cuba or the U.S.A.
511
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:52,374
I've got two places to hang my hat
512
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:55,878
Two verandas if we choose to
513
00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:58,881
And in two languages, a welcome mat
514
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:02,384
To say "hello" to my shoes
515
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:09,224
In New York or Havana, people make me
feel I belong
516
00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:12,594
Wherever I am, I'm home
517
00:20:12,594 --> 00:20:16,098
I can go, but I can't go wrong
518
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:19,601
Just name me one other chap
519
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:22,604
With a girl like Lucy on his lap
520
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:29,661
And a diet of hot tamales and apple
pie
521
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:36,501
You see un hombre afortunado
522
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:41,506
Which means you're looking at a lucky
guy
523
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,343
I'm a lucky guy
524
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:48,180
What a lucky guy
525
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:54,102
Yes, sir, you're looking at a lucky
guy.
526
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,277
Here's your hat, Uncle Alberto.
527
00:21:15,624 --> 00:21:16,875
Thank you.
528
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,462
Thank you very, very much, ladies and
gentlemen.
529
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:23,882
You don't know how wonderful it is to
be back in Cuba.
530
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:28,387
You know, I...
I left here alone,
531
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,889
but I didn't come back alone.
532
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,892
I'd like you to meet my wife, a
wonderful girl.
533
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,728
Lucy.
534
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:51,943
And I'd like to ask another member of
the family
535
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:55,447
to join me in the next number.
536
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,333
I'd like you to meet my son, Ricky,
Jr.
537
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,262
Say, "gracias."
538
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,847
Gracias.
539
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:19,971
Now, uh, even though Little Ricky was
born in America,
540
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,940
I want to prove to you
541
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,227
that there's a lot of Cuba in his
heart.
542
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,177
Hey!
543
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:11,857
Babalu
544
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:15,610
Babalu
545
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:19,331
Babalu
546
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:22,667
Babalu
547
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:26,671
Babalu ay-eh!
548
00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:30,041
Babalu ay-eh!
549
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:34,262
Babalu-- hey-yeah
550
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,632
Yeah!
551
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,134
Yeah!
552
00:23:43,472 --> 00:23:44,689
Hey-yeah!
553
00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:53,982
Hey-yeah!
554
00:23:53,982 --> 00:23:55,984
Hey-yeah!
555
00:24:20,675 --> 00:24:22,177
Ole, ole, ole, ole!
556
00:24:22,177 --> 00:24:23,595
Ole, ole, ole, ole!
557
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,597
Ole, ole, ole, ole!
558
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,098
Ole, ole, ole, ole!
559
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,850
Ole, ole, ole, ole!
560
00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:30,652
Ole, ole, ole, ole!
561
00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:32,154
Arriba con la conga!
562
00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:33,655
Arriba con la conga!
563
00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:35,357
Arriba con la conga!
564
00:24:35,357 --> 00:24:37,159
Arriba con la conga!
565
00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:40,111
Anyone who's the mother of a boy like
that
566
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,113
is all right with me.
567
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,677
Here we go.
568
00:24:56,545 --> 00:24:58,263
Here we go.
569
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,611
Yeah!
ever.
570
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,396
The part of Uncle Alberto was played
by George Trevino,
571
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:05,897
Mother Ricardo was Mary Emery
572
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,900
and Nacho Galindo was the cigar store
owner.
573
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,402
Eddie Lebaron played the nightclub
emcee
574
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,904
and Barbara Logan was the stewardess.
575
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,421
"I Love Lucy" is a Desilu Production.
576
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,922
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
577
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,692
will be back next week at this same
time.
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