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Boy, what lousy luck.
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Everybody on the ocean was catching
fish but us.
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Yeah, well, Fred,
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it's not important how many fish you
catch.
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It's the sport that counts.
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You believe that?
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Well, no...
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but it helps to say it
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when you haven't caught anything
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in a couple of days.
I see.
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Hey, there's a note here from Lucy.
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"Ethel and I have gone shopping for
beach clothes."
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What, again?
Beach clothes. Beach clothes.
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That's all they think about.
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You know something?
I think I got an idea
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how to keep them from going shopping.
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How?
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Well, the next time we go fishing,
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we'll take the girls with us.
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Are you crazy?
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The fish aren't biting as it is.
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Why antagonize them further?
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Take your choice.
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You're either going to take Ethel
fishing with you,
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or you're going to let her run wild
in the shops.
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Well...
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She might easily spend over $100.
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Welcome aboard, Ethel.
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I thought you'd see it my way.
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I'm going to get out of these
clothes.
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And I'm going to take a little nap.
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Ricky?
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It's all right, Ethel.
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He's taking a shower. Come on.
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Oh, Lucy...
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when Fred sees all this stuff I
bought, he'll kill me.
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Oh...
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Oh, now, Ethel, pull yourself
together.
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Come on. Hey, hide your packages in
here.
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Can I, honey?
Yeah.
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Oh, thanks.
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I don't know what came over me.
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I walked in that store and I saw all
those beautiful things
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and I just got drunk with power.
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I know. I got a little plastered
myself.
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I spent $68!
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Let's see.
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That's my clothing allowance for the
next eight weeks.
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I spent $72!
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How many weeks allowance is that for
you?
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I should live so long!
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How are we gonna tell the fellas
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we bought all this stuff?
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I don't know, but we're gonna have
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to break it to them gently.
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Whoo!
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Hey!
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I think I'm getting an idea.
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Well, encourage it.
I'm desperate!
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How's this?
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The next time the boys go fishing,
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we'll insist on going along.
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Oh, Lucy, what are you talking about?
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They'll never take us with them.
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Exactly. They'll refuse.
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So...?
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So, we'll say, "Well, if we can't go
fishing,
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we'll go shopping."
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And then when they come back,
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we'll show them all those packages,
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and they won't be able to say a word
about it.
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What do you think?
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In spite of what I think,
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let's do it.
Okay.
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When are you going to tell them
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we're going fishing with them?
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I think they're going in the morning.
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Let's tell them right now.
Go get Fred.
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Okay.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Hi. How was the fishing? Any luck?
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Terrible. Not a bite.
Oh...
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I think our boat is a yinx.
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Oh, ho-ho! Of course your boat isn't
a "yinx."
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Well, something is wrong someplace.
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Come on, come on.
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Oh, man, can't even get a
chance to take a nap.
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What are you dragging me over here
for?
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I told you!
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Lucy wants to talk to you.
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Well, we were just thinking...
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You know, uh, Ethel and I aren't
getting
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the most out of this trip.
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After all, how much of Florida
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can you see from the inside of a
store?
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So, we decided that the next time
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you go fishing, we'd like to go
along.
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You want to go fishing with us?
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Yeah. Unless, of course, for some
reason or other,
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you don't want us to go along.
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Then I suppose we could spend some
more time
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in those stale shops.
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Oh, no, no!
We want you to.
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Well, I think it's a wonderful
idea.
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You do?
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Yeah!
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You don't think it's a wonderful
idea,
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do you, Fred?
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Honeybunch, I think it's swell.
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Fred, you know me.
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You know how I get on water.
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I'll be hungry and thirsty and
cranky.
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What's your excuse on dry land?
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But what husband wants his wife along
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on a fishing trip?
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We do!
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And besides that, it was you who
suggested it.
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Yeah!
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so I did.
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And I think it's a wonderful
suggestion.
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You might turn out to be a great
fishermen.
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Yeah. You might even catch something.
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Yeah! I'll bet they-they catch the
biggest fish
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on the whole trip.
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Right!
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I'll bet we could at that.
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I'll bet you could, too, honey.
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I mean a real bet.
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The women against the men.
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We'll bet you that we'll catch a
bigger fish than you two.
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Well, you want to make it
interesting?
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Yeah!
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All right. How much you want to bet?
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Uh, 68 and, uh...
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72, uh...
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$140, plus tax.
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Huh?
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Well, make it 150 even.
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That'll be, um, $75 apiece.
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Lucy...
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Uh, where are you gonna get the money
to pay if you lose?
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Out of our clothing allowance.
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Lucy, could I see you in the hall for
a minute?
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Now, don't worry, Ethel.
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Ricky, you were saying
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that your boat was a jinx?
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Well, now, just so Ethel and I don't
get jinxed, too,
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what say we have a boat of our own?
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Okay with you, Fred?
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Okay? It's perfect.
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Well, I'll see that the
hotel gets
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a different boat for you two in the
morning.
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Oh, fine. Well, then, it's all
settled.
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Yup. I'll go get dressed.
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And I'll take another crack at that
nap.
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Yes, sir.
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Are you out of your mind?
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We don't know a thing about fishing!
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We won't lose a thing, Ethel.
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I have a plan.
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Now, look...
I'm still recuperating
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from your last plan.
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Oh, now, Ethel.
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Now here's what we're gonna do.
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Right after lunch, we're going out
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and buy the biggest fish we can find,
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and we're gonna have it here for
insurance
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in case we don't catch anything.
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Have it here?
Yeah.
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Where will we keep it?
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In the refrigerator here in the hotel
kitchen.
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Well, couldn't we get it in the
morning?
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You know how early they go fishing.
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There won't be time.
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Now, listen. I remember seeing a pier
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not far from here...
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Oh... careful.
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Ooh... oh...
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Oh!
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You and your hot ideas.
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Well, was it-- is it my fault
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if the chef didn't have any more room
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in the refrigerator?
Close the door.
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Go ahead, close it.
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Okay.
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And was it my fault there's a
convention here
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and he just made 2,000 ice-cream
molds
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in the shape of a shriner's hat?
Oh!
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Well, let's put it somewhere.
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Moby Dick is getting heavy.
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Well, we can't put it anyplace.
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We gotta hide it.
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Now, we gotta hide it before Little
Ricky
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comes home from the playground.
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I'd hate to have to explain this to
him.
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Why would you have to explain it?
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Isn't he used to having tuna around
the house?
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Oh, be quiet.
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Hold on a minute now.
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I'll see if I can get it in this
closet.
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All right.
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Oh, I can't put it in there with the
clothes.
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Oh, Lucy...
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Even if you find a place to hide it,
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you can't just keep a dead fish in
your room
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all night and all day tomorrow!
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But we gotta hide it.
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We can't let Ricky and Fred see it
now.
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Oh, great. We got a hot tuna on our
hands.
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Oh...
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Come on.
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I know. We'll put it in the bathtub.
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In the bathtub?
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Yeah. Help me get ahold of this
thing.
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All right.
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We'll pack it in ice cubes.
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All right.
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Hey, won't Ricky find it in there?
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Well, I'll draw the shower doors
around the tub.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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All right.
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Got it?
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Oh!
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Lucy?
What?
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What if Ricky wants to take a shower?
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One thing at a time.
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We'll worry about that when it
happens.
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Here, let me have it.
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Where are the fellas?
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They're at the Seaquarium taking
publicity pictures.
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They'll be gone for hours.
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Oh, that's good.
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Room service, please.
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Room service, this is Mrs. Ricardo in
919.
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I'd like some ice cubes, please.
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Oh... how many?
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About 4,000.
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No, I don't need any glasses.
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Well, you see, they're...
they're for the bathtub.
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The bathtub!
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I think I'd better come down and
explain.
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I'll be right down.
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Come on, Ethel.
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This explanation is gonna take two of
us.
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Okay.
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You and your great ideas.
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Buying a hundred-pound tuna
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in case we don't catch anything.
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I didn't want to take any chance
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on losing that 75 bucks.
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And you said the chef was gonna keep
it
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down in the refrigerator.
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I still think
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he was giving us a song-and-dance.
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Whoever heard of ice cream in the
shape of a shriner's hat?
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Did you see the wild look he gave us?
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Yeah. You'd think somebody came to
him
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with a hundred-pound tuna every five
minutes.
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Where are we gonna put this beast?
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Well, can't we put it in your
bathtub?
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Oh, my God, watch out, Ricky.
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Hey, wait a minute.
What?
267
00:09:51,874 --> 00:09:52,875
We can't put it in there.
268
00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,327
Why not?
269
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,828
Lucy brings Little Ricky back from
the playground,
270
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,330
she gives him a bath, she's sure to
find it in there.
271
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:58,831
Oh, that's great.
272
00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,166
Let's put it in your tub.
273
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,638
No, no, no, no, no.
274
00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,640
Suppose that Ethel wants to take a
bath?
275
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,642
Listen, this was your idea.
276
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,644
You'll think of something.
Let's go.
277
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,816
Now, really!
278
00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,317
You'd think the Eden Roc Hotel
279
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,319
would have 4,000 ice cubes on hand.
280
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,320
Oh, sure.
281
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:25,825
All the guests must keep fish in
their bathtubs.
282
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,327
I'm going to see how our "guest" is
doing.
283
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,618
How is he?
284
00:10:35,951 --> 00:10:38,454
He's resting comfortably.
285
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,044
Never mind. Never mind.
286
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,545
I'll go take a hot bath.
287
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,515
Oh, hi.
288
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:50,516
Good-good-bye, good-bye, Rick.
289
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,517
Bye.
290
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,518
Hi, dear.
291
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,853
Oh, hi, honey, hi.
292
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,521
How was the Seaquarium?
293
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,856
Fine. Wonderful.
294
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,357
We have to take Little Ricky there
sometime.
295
00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,392
Oh, yeah, that's good idea.
296
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,226
How was your day?
297
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,361
Fine... fine.
298
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,696
That's good.
299
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:07,700
Where are you going?
300
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,701
I'm going to take a bath, dear.
301
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,704
Take a bath?
In Miami Beach?
302
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,707
Wow, with the whole Atlantic Ocean at
your doorstep?
303
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,208
Oh, take a dip.
Take a dip, honey.
304
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,910
It's much more refreshing.
305
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:18,911
No, I don't want to take a dip.
I want this bath.
306
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,413
Well, well, look, honey.
307
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,415
Let me draw the water for you.
308
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,799
A wife should do those things
309
00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:26,218
for her husband anyway, don't you
think?
310
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,721
While I'm drawing the water for you,
311
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,723
uh, why don't you go in there
312
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,725
and-and find Little Ricky's red
swimming trunks.
313
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,728
I promised to take them down to him
at the playground.
314
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:36,729
Would you do that for me?
315
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,731
All right.
316
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,307
Ethel? Ethel?
317
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,308
Yeah?
318
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,093
You got a visitor.
319
00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:05,601
Honey, I can't find those swimming...
320
00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:07,102
What are you doing here? Where's
Lucy?
321
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:08,604
I didn't see her.
322
00:13:08,604 --> 00:13:10,105
Wow! That was a close one.
323
00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:11,607
What are you talking about?
324
00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:14,109
The fish. Ethel had the gall to want
to take a bath,
325
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,111
and when she went in the dressing
room,
326
00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,414
I sneaked the fish out of our tub
327
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:19,915
and stuck him over there in your tub.
328
00:13:19,915 --> 00:13:21,333
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
329
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,835
What's the matter?
330
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:23,836
Ay...
331
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,671
Hi. Where'd you go to?
332
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,506
I had to talk to Ethel for a minute.
333
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:28,507
Oh.
334
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,293
Uh... I couldn't find the trunks.
335
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:33,295
Oh! He's wearing them.
336
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:34,547
Oh.
337
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,266
Ethel, I thought you were gonna take
a bath?
338
00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,719
Well, I, uh, I...
changed my mind.
339
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,721
I thought you were gonna take a bath,
honey.
340
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:45,975
Yeah, well, uh...
I changed my mind.
341
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,643
Oh, well, if you're not gonna bathe,
I certainly am.
342
00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:50,112
All right.
Oh, wait, honey!
343
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,114
You don't want to take a bath
344
00:13:52,114 --> 00:13:53,115
here in Miami Beach
345
00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:55,618
with the whole Atlantic Ocean at your
doorstep.
346
00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,119
Take a dip, dear.
Take a dip.
347
00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:59,538
I don't want to take a dip.
I want to take a bath.
348
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,539
You can't.
Why not?
349
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:05,878
Uh... the, uh, the...
the hot-water faucet is broken.
350
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,663
So, I'll take a cold bath.
351
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:10,216
It will be a terrible shock.
352
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,551
You can say that again.
353
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:15,838
The-the cold water makes you sick.
354
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,556
It does not make me sick.
355
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,842
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, I got to think of
your health, dear.
356
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,845
If you want to take a bath, I insist
that you take a bath
357
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:23,679
over at the Mertzes.
358
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,147
I can't.
359
00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:26,148
Why not?
360
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,984
Yeah. Why not?
361
00:14:28,984 --> 00:14:31,437
Okay, Ethel, let's go.
362
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:38,944
Honey, you can't take a bath in our
tub
363
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,446
with Tillie the tuna in there.
364
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,948
I know it, but I gotta have a bath.
365
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,450
I gotta get this fish off me.
366
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,751
What are you gonna do?
367
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,420
I'm gonna take an ice-cold shower in
our tub.
368
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,372
Oh, fine. How are you gonna explain
369
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,124
to the fellas that our tub is
occupied?
370
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:55,511
I'm not going to explain to the
fellas.
371
00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:56,512
I'm going to get rid of them.
372
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,013
And how are you gonna do that?
373
00:14:58,013 --> 00:15:00,516
I have a plan.
I have a plan.
374
00:15:00,516 --> 00:15:01,767
Well, I have!
375
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,606
919.
376
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,941
What are you calling your room for?
377
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,859
Now, Ethel, just relax.
378
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:13,362
I know what I'm doing.
379
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:17,366
Mr. Ricardo, this
is the manager's office.
380
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:20,369
The manager would like to have you
and Mr. Mertz
381
00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:22,871
come down to the office right away.
382
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:24,373
Thank you very much.
383
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,640
What do you suppose the manager
wanted
384
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,142
to talk to us about?
385
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,144
Oh, probably stuff about the band or
something.
386
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,929
Oh, I see.
387
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,319
Just a minute.
388
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,653
What's the matter with you?
Just a minute.
389
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,523
Now, Ethel, everything's working out
very nicely.
390
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,824
Oh, just peachy.
391
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,659
You're gonna take an ice-cold shower,
392
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,911
and I've got a hundred-pound fish in
my tub.
393
00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:05,748
Now get this through your head, Lucy.
394
00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:08,534
I am not going to keep that sea
monster
395
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,919
in my bathtub overnight.
396
00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:11,920
All right, all right.
397
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,423
We'll worry about that after I bathe.
398
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,925
Now you go on back over there and
guard that bathroom.
399
00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,927
Fred will be back any minute.
400
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,182
Uh...
401
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,387
Ethel?
402
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,389
What?
403
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:34,893
You sure that fish is in your tub?
404
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,729
Sure I'm sure.
405
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,697
Hmm.
406
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:39,698
You don't suppose
407
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,533
he could've swum through the pipes
408
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,286
from your tub back to ours, do you?
409
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,872
What are you babbling about?
410
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,074
The fish is in our tub.
411
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,578
Oh, you poor little thing.
412
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:56,331
I knew if you kept up this mad pace,
413
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,634
sooner or later you'd crack up.
414
00:16:58,634 --> 00:17:00,636
Go see for yourself.
415
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,401
Lucy...
416
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:16,902
What?
417
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,905
Do you suppose we've both cracked up?
418
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,356
I don't know, Ethel.
419
00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:24,860
Now don't panic.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
420
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,862
Now we're gonna sit down
421
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,080
think this out calmly and rationally.
422
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,281
Yeah.
Now look.
423
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,783
Um, we brought the fish up here,
didn't we?
424
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,784
Yeah, that's right.
425
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:32,785
And then who took it over there?
426
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,786
You did.
427
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,787
I did. I took it over there...
428
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,291
Are you sure that was the manager's
office that called?
429
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,793
Sure I'm sure.
430
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,795
Oh, you must have misunderstood.
431
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,764
Look, Fred, I may speak with an
accent,
432
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,549
but I don't listen with one.
433
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,384
Yeah.
434
00:17:49,384 --> 00:17:51,186
Where are the girls?
435
00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,055
Lucy's probably still in the tub.
436
00:17:57,059 --> 00:18:00,062
Honey, I locked myself out of our
room.
437
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,063
You got the key?
438
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:03,565
That's funny.
439
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,569
Lucy?
440
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,139
Isn't Lucy in the tub?
441
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,928
No... but guess who is.
442
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,731
Ethel?
443
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:44,356
No... but you're getting warmer.
444
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,075
Quit playing games with me.
Who's in there?
445
00:18:47,075 --> 00:18:49,778
Is the tuna by any chance a flying
fish?
446
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:52,447
No, no. What are you talking about?
447
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:56,168
Go in there and look.
448
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,453
Go. Go in there and look.
449
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,269
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
450
00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:16,271
Well?
451
00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:17,272
Well, what?
452
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:18,774
If you put that fish in our tub,
453
00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:20,275
how did it get back into your tub?
454
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:22,277
Oh, I don't know, but I'm sick and
tired
455
00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:23,779
of playing hide-and-seek with that
fish.
456
00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:25,280
Well, that makes two of us.
457
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,282
What do you say we just forget
458
00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:29,284
this whole crazy scheme of yours,
huh?
459
00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:30,786
I'm with you.
460
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:33,789
But how are we gonna get rid of our
friend in there?
461
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:35,290
Well, we'll dump him someplace.
462
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:38,210
There's a big trash can in that
service room.
463
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,711
We'll just pick him up and dump him
in there.
464
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,713
That way, our hands will be clean.
465
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,716
Smelly but clean.
466
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,718
Well, what are we gonna do now?
467
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:50,138
Ethel, what say
468
00:19:50,138 --> 00:19:53,091
we get rid of the fish and call the
whole thing off?
469
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,594
Oh, now you're talking sense.
470
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,397
But what in the world are we gonna do
with it?
471
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,065
I don't know.
We'll get rid of it
472
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,400
if we have to get it a room.
473
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,569
Get it a room?!
474
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,821
All right, so we'll dump it down the
elevator shaft.
475
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:06,822
Sheesh!
476
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,730
What are you doing with that fish?
477
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:51,733
Uh... what fish?
478
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,237
That fish.
479
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:56,738
Never mind this fish.
480
00:20:56,738 --> 00:20:57,990
What are you doing with that fish?
481
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,875
I asked you first.
482
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,293
Oh, yeah. So you did.
483
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,794
While I'm thinking of an answer,
484
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,796
you tell me what you're doing with
yours.
485
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,465
Well, uh... Fred?
486
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,467
What are we doing with this?
487
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,469
Well, I wa...
I was...
488
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,470
Well, that's not the point.
489
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,472
Ethel, why did you get that?
490
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,473
Yeah!
491
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,975
Well...
492
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,978
I know what you were gonna do with
that fish.
493
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,480
You bought that fish
494
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,981
and you were going to pretend
495
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,483
that you caught it.
496
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,817
What a sneaky thing to do.
497
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,602
Well, you were gonna do the same
thing,
498
00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:29,988
so you're just as snicky as we are.
499
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,490
Oh, you started the whole thing.
500
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:32,991
That's right.
I did not start the whole thing.
501
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:34,493
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
502
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,327
What do you I started the whole...
503
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,279
All right, all right, all right.
504
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,780
All right, let's admit it.
505
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:41,283
We're all guilty, but the bet's still
on.
506
00:21:41,783 --> 00:21:43,785
Tomorrow morning we're going fishing,
507
00:21:44,286 --> 00:21:45,787
but we'll all go on the same boat
508
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:48,290
so there'll be no funny business.
509
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:49,675
Understand?
510
00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:56,131
Mrs. Ricardo...
511
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:59,134
what do you want me to do with these
4,000 ice cubes?
512
00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:01,053
Where do you want me to put them?
513
00:22:28,997 --> 00:22:31,750
Four hours and not a bite.
514
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,635
Oh, be patient, Ethel.
515
00:22:33,635 --> 00:22:35,137
Just keep thinking about
516
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:36,922
all those new clothes we're gonna
get.
517
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:40,142
Hey, Rick, I'd better check my bait.
518
00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:43,061
Daddy, what if I catch the biggest
fish?
519
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,981
If you catch the biggest fish, it
counts for our side.
520
00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:47,899
Oh, just a minute now.
521
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:50,402
He's as much my child as he is yours,
you know.
522
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,854
The bet was the men against the
women.
523
00:22:52,854 --> 00:22:54,356
We get credit for anything he
catches.
524
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:55,240
That's right.
525
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,744
You couldn't have had a girl child.
526
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,246
Oh, no, you had to go and have a boy.
527
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,114
Hey!
528
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,615
I got a fish on mine.
529
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:04,916
Hey, how about that?
530
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,586
Take it off, Rick!
Take it off!
531
00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:10,505
Look at it, hey!
532
00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:13,508
Oh, come now.
533
00:23:13,508 --> 00:23:14,509
How about that?
534
00:23:14,509 --> 00:23:15,510
Oh, you call that a fish?
535
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,713
Aah, your bait was bigger than that.
536
00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,299
Yeah, well, go ahead and laugh.
537
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,718
Yeah, that's the biggest fish we've
caught.
538
00:23:23,718 --> 00:23:25,720
That's the biggest fish that's been
caught out here.
539
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,222
That's right.
We're going back in 20 minutes.
540
00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:29,107
That's right. So far, that fish wins
the bet.
541
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,393
Oh, we still got 20 minutes.
Yeah.
542
00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:34,312
I'm going to use one of those live
sardines in there.
543
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,314
That's a good idea.
544
00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:40,535
Oh, I got a fish!
545
00:23:40,535 --> 00:23:41,486
Oh, you got one?
I got a fish!
546
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:42,487
Put on your brake.
547
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:43,989
I got a fish!
What?
548
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:45,490
Put on your brake.
Hang on to it.
549
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,492
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, it's a big one!
550
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:48,994
Hang on, Mommy.
551
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,295
Whose side are you on?
552
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:51,663
Oh!
Hang on, honey.
553
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:52,664
Oh, that's a good one.
554
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,416
We're gonna win.
555
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:55,717
We're gonna to win, Lucy.
556
00:24:03,258 --> 00:24:05,177
Oh, this has got to be the biggest
thing
557
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,678
that was ever in the ocean.
558
00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:08,180
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
559
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,182
Yeah.
Come on.
Hurry up.
560
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:21,910
Ricky Ricardo!
561
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:23,411
What have you done with my fish?!
562
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,533
Come on, help him up.
563
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,035
Come on, Rick.
Lost my big fish.
564
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:31,036
Come on.
Come on.
565
00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:32,037
Give me your hand.
566
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:33,038
Oh... Oh...
567
00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:34,039
Give me your hand.
568
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:35,841
Are you wet?
569
00:24:43,465 --> 00:24:46,184
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, Rick!
570
00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,352
Now, now, it's your fault
571
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,437
for getting all tangled up in my
line.
572
00:24:49,437 --> 00:24:52,724
It's my fault for getting tangled up
with you
573
00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,025
15 years ago.
574
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,061
What?!
575
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,946
Let's go back to shore.
576
00:24:58,446 --> 00:24:59,948
Well, now, what about our bet?
577
00:25:00,448 --> 00:25:01,449
We won our bet.
578
00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:02,868
Oh...
This little baby
579
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,653
just won papa 75 bucks.
Yeah.
580
00:25:04,653 --> 00:25:05,987
Thanks a lot, Lucy.
581
00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:07,873
Well, we can't win 'em all.
582
00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:10,825
What's the matter, Rick?
583
00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:11,826
What's the matter with you?
584
00:25:11,826 --> 00:25:13,662
What's the matter with you?!
585
00:25:13,662 --> 00:25:15,797
Let me help...
586
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,916
What is...
587
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,336
How about that?
588
00:25:21,336 --> 00:25:22,837
I caught a fish, too, Fred.
589
00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:24,339
Hey! Hey!
590
00:25:24,339 --> 00:25:25,340
Bigger than yours.
Yeah.
591
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,841
That means that we won.
592
00:25:26,841 --> 00:25:28,226
What are you talking about?
593
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:30,729
Because that fish was on you, and I
caught you!
594
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:31,897
We won!
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