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Listen, I'll go get Fred and Ethel.
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Oh, don't bother, honey.
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They'll be right over.
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Oh, all right.
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Hey, you know something?
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We haven't played bridge since before
we went to Europe.
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I know. I'll bet I've forgotten
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everything I ever knew about bridge.
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Good, then maybe we can win.
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Oh, pooh.
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Well, why the formality?
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Come on in.
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Really.
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Yes?
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Senora Ricardo.
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Senora Ricardo, it's so good to see
you again.
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It's so good to see you again, Senor
Ricardo.
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Uh, well, uh, it's good to see you
again, too.
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Yeah, yeah, it sure is.
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You know, you said, "If ever you come
to America,
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you must be sure and stop and say
hello."
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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When I got off of the boat
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this morning from Italy,
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I said to myself,
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"Suppose the Ricardos don't remember
me?"
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Oh, not remember you?
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Oh-ho, imagine not remembering him.
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Yeah. How about that?
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You...
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How could we possibly forget you?
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Yeah, good ol'... you.
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Uh, Ricky, can I see you in the
kitchen for a moment?
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Make yourself at home.
Grazie.
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Excusa momento.
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Grazie.
Yeah.
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Who is he?
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I don't know.
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His face is awfully familiar, but
I... I...
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Well, think. Now, who do we know from
Italy?
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I can't place him, honey.
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I know. Florence.
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Florence who?
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Florence, Italy.
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He's that friend of the Leders'
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that was so nice to us.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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So, you just got off the boat today,
huh?
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That's right.
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And New York, she's a beautiful city.
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Yeah, well, not as half as beautiful
as Florence, I'll bet.
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By the way, how are things in
Florence?
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I don't know. I was never in
Florence.
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So, you just got off the boat today,
huh?
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That's right.
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And when I got off the boat in
America,
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I said to myself, I says, "Mario..."
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Mario.
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Mario.
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Mario?
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I said, "Mario, the first thing you
got to do
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is to look up your old friends, the
Ricardos and the Mertzes."
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Oh, the Mertzes.
The Mertzes!
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Well, they live right across the
hall.
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Yeah. I'll go get them.
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I'll go get them.
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Yeah, they live...
Ah!
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Uh, look who's here.
Mario!
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Yeah, Mario.
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Mario, oh, how are you?
Senora Mertz.
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Oh, and Senor Mertz.
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Man, what a surprise.
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How's it going, boy?
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Fine. Just fine.
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Fred, Ethel, could we see you
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in the kitchen for a moment, please?
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Yeah.
Sit down, Mario.
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Excusa minute.
Sit down.
Grazie. Grazie.
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Who is he?
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Don't you know?
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No. Don't you?
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No. I thought you did.
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Oh, dear.
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All we know is that his name is
Mario,
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and he met us someplace in Europe.
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Well, I got a clue.
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What? What?
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He's Italian.
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Listen, let's see
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if we can try to find out what-what
city he's from.
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That's a good idea.
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Yeah, if we know the city,
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maybe we can place his face.
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Yeah.
Yeah, huh?
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Well, we...
we certainly
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enjoyed our trip through Italy.
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Rome?
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Naples?
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Genoa?
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San Remo...
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Oh, San Remo!
San Remo!
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San Remo!
San Remo!
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Someday I would like to go there.
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So, you just got off the boat today,
huh?
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That's right.
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And you know something?
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You haven't changed a bit.
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You all look just like you look in
the picture
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you gave me.
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Picture?
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The one you took in my gondola
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on the Grand Canal.
Gondola!
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Grand canal.
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Venice.
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Mario!
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Mario, the gondolier!
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Ah, si, bueno.
Ah, si, Mario.
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How long you gonna be in town?
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Well, just for few months.
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Oh.
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I-I come to surprise my brother
Dominic.
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Oh, that's right.
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You told us you had a brother in New
York.
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Yeah.
That's right.
He was not there.
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Oh?
Somebody said
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he went to visit Sam Francesco.
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I wrote it down on a piece of paper.
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Ah... ah... ah, ah.
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Maybe Mrs. Ricardo,
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maybe you can help me.
Sure.
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How can I find this Sam Francesco?
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Well, let's see now...
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Well, my writing, she's not so pretty
good.
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No. That's all right.
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"44 West Third..."
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Oh, this isn't Sam Francesco.
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It's San Francisco.
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Who?
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Not "who," "what."
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San Francisco's a big city.
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Oh... well, maybe you can tell me how
I get there.
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Can I, can I walk?
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Oh, not from New York, no.
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It's 3,000 miles away.
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Eh!
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Yes, you'll have to take a train or a
plane or bus.
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Yeah.
Train, plane... oh.
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Well, I got $10.
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Is she enough?
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Oh, no, I'm afraid she isn't.
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No. It's about $60 by bus.
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$60. Mama mia!
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Oh, well, now, Mario, don't worry.
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We'll all chip in and help you.
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Sure, Mario.
We'll give you the money.
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Sure, we'll be glad to.
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Won't we, Fred?
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Yeah, glad.
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No, no, I'm sorry.
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Borrowing is no way to start a
vacation in America. No.
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Well, why not?
That's the way
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Americans always start their
vacations.
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Besides, if we don't give you the
money,
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how you going to get to see your
brother?
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Yeah.
Well, I work.
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I get a job and make the money to pay
the... the bus.
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Well, all right, Mario.
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If you want to get a job, we'll help
you get a job.
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Sure. Mario, what can you do?
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Well, I'm the best gondolier in all
of Venice.
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Oh, dear.
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No, I'm afraid it's slack season
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for gondoliers in New York.
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Unless you go down to Canal Street.
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Fred.
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Hey!
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I-I got an idea.
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I know where he can get a job--
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in Ricky's nightclub.
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He can?
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Yeah. He can work as a busboy.
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He can?
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Sure. He can make $60 in a couple of
nights.
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He can?
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Well, if he won't take the job, I
will.
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Uh, look.
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You stay here with us
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and-and then you go to work tomorrow
night.
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$60 for two days.
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My goodness.
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America, she's a great country.
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Good morning, honey.
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Morning. Where's Mario?
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I don't know.
He was gone when I got up.
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Look, when he comes back, give him
this check for $60
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and put him on the bus.
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Put him on the bus? Why?
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Is something wrong?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You and your bright ideas.
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What happened?
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Well, first of all,
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he thought that the nightclub was in
a canal in Venice.
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What do you mean?
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He collected all the garbage and
threw it out the window.
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Well, now, that was a honest mistake.
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That's just the beginning.
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When I stopped singing "Babalu,"
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he stopped to applaud.
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So what? I've seen busboys applaud
before.
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While they're carrying a tray full of
dishes?
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Well, he's not the first busboy
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that ever drop a tray full of
dishes...
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Wait, wait, there's more.
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There's more?
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Yeah.
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As he bent over to clean the mess
that he had made,
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the maitre d' was coming in with a
cake for some newlyweds.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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He tripped over Mario,
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the whole thing went up in the air,
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and that bride and groom
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have the world's first upside-down
wedding cake.
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Oh, my goodness.
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What happened to Mario then?
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The last I saw of Mario,
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the maitre d' and the chef each had
him by an arm
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and they were carrying him out the
back door.
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Oh, dear.
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So, just give him the $60 and put him
on the bus.
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Honey, I don't think he's ever gonna
believe
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that he should get all this money
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for just one night's work.
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Look, Lucy, he thought that America
was a great country.
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Well, just tell him that
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it's a little greater than he thought
it was.
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Maybe I can get another idea for a
job...
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I can't afford any more of your
ideas.
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Oh, honey....
Now, make up your mind.
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It's either
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"Arrivederci, Mario or "Good-bye,
Lucy."
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Oh, hi, Mario.
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Buon giorno, Senora.
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Um, Mario, I have good news for you.
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Si, senora?
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You're going to be on your way to see
your brother today.
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Ricky left your pay with me.
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My-my pay?
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Yeah, for last night at the club.
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I can't take the money.
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Why not? It's your pay.
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No. Last night, I'm a-get fire.
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No, Mario.
You didn't get a-fire.
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Yes, I'm a-get fire.
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Mario, I think you misunderstood.
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Ricky said that you...
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Please, Senora Ricardo,
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my English is not so pretty good,
but...
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in my country, when two men grab me,
push me to the door
266
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,135
and kaploopa, I'm a-fire!
267
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,807
Well, look, Mario,
268
00:09:51,807 --> 00:09:54,810
will you accept this money as a
friendly gesture
269
00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:57,313
from our country to yours?
270
00:09:57,313 --> 00:10:01,233
Grazie a molto.
271
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,602
No.
272
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,607
How are you going to get to see your
brother?
273
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,609
I got good news, too.
274
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,110
I got another job.
275
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,361
Another job?
276
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,663
Si. I was taking a walk.
277
00:10:14,163 --> 00:10:15,665
I pass by a pizza restaurant.
278
00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:17,667
In the window, I see a sign
279
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,168
that says, "somebody to make pizza."
280
00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:21,170
That's me.
281
00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,456
I go inside, I get the job.
282
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,125
Well, that's just wonderful.
283
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,260
And now I stay three more days,
284
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,713
make enough money to go see my
brother Dominic
285
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,131
in San Francisco.
286
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,435
Three more days...
and nights.
287
00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,270
Uh, excuse me.
288
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,275
Uh, sit down, Mario.
289
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,111
Grazie, grazie.
290
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,780
Could I see you in the kitchen for a
minute?
291
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,961
Ethel, how'd you like to play
292
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,964
a new game called "hide the
houseguest"?
293
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,465
Mario.
294
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,968
Yeah, he's going to be here three
more days.
295
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,469
Well, you see, he got another job
296
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,971
after Ricky told me to get rid of
him.
297
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,808
So, now if Ricky finds him here,
he'll blow his Cuban cork!
298
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,089
Nice to be alone, huh?
299
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,424
Sure is.
300
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,925
Well, let's see now.
301
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,428
Mario's been gone for two days.
302
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,264
He should be halfway to San
Francisco.
303
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,100
He should be.
304
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,518
Well, I gotta go to work, dear.
305
00:11:42,518 --> 00:11:43,519
I'll see you later.
306
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:44,520
All right, sweetheart.
307
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,521
Good-bye.
308
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:46,522
Bye, doll.
309
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:55,531
Mrs. Ricardo?
310
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:56,649
Yes?
311
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,650
Bureau of Immigration.
312
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,653
Do you know a Mario Orsatti?
313
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,654
Come in.
314
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,659
Yes, sir. Why?
315
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,960
Is he here?
316
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,329
Here? No, he isn't here.
317
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,831
Anything wrong?
318
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,716
I understand for the past two days,
319
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:15,718
he's been working at Martinelli's
Pizza Parlor.
320
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:16,719
That's right.
321
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,087
Well, I was just over there, and it
isn't opened yet.
322
00:12:18,087 --> 00:12:19,922
No, not now.
Well, you see,
323
00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:22,925
Mario Orsatti entered this country on
a visitor's visa.
324
00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:24,927
Visitors are not allowed to work.
325
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,929
So, if your friend has violated the
law,
326
00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:27,930
he may have to be deported.
327
00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:30,433
Deported?
328
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,435
Oh, you couldn't do a thing like
that.
329
00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:34,937
Oh, oh, Mario didn't know he was
breaking the law.
330
00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,439
Honest, he didn't, and I didn't
either.
331
00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,441
You see, he was just working to get a
little money
332
00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:40,443
so he could go visit his brother in
San Francisco,
333
00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:41,944
and that's the truth, the whole truth
334
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,281
and nothing but the truth, so help
me, Your Honor.
335
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,199
We try to be lenient in these cases.
336
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,701
However, Mrs. Ricardo,
337
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,703
under no circumstances is Orsatti to
continue working.
338
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,172
Even for one more day?
339
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,673
Not without a work permit.
340
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,176
And it'll take him at least 90 days
to get one.
341
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,512
I, uh, trust that you'll see he'll
get this information?
342
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,880
Oh, yes, sir.
343
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,882
Yes, sir, I'll, I'll tell him, and
thank you, sir.
344
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,383
That's quite all right. Good-bye.
345
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,384
Good-bye.
346
00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:12,691
Ethel, Ethel,
347
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,527
could I see you in the kitchen for a
moment, please?
348
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,312
Please!
349
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,280
This time Mario go in the kitchen.
350
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,233
Okay.
351
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,234
What's up?
352
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:23,736
We're in a terrible jam.
353
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,237
A man from the Immigration Bureau
354
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,039
just told me that if Mario works one
more day,
355
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,958
he's gonna Deported! be
deported.
356
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:30,459
Yeah, it's the law.
357
00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,961
Visitors can't work without a permit.
358
00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,963
So we can't let him go back to that
pizza place.
359
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,714
Lucy!
360
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,633
If Mario ever finds out that he broke
the law
361
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,134
he won't even accept the two days
salary
362
00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:40,135
that's coming to him.
363
00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:41,136
So we mustn't let him know.
364
00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:42,638
Well, how are we gonna get his money?
365
00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:46,141
Well... I could go down and pick it
up
366
00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,142
if you'll stay with Little Ricky
367
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:48,143
when he comes home from school.
368
00:13:48,143 --> 00:13:49,645
I will.
369
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,647
Let's see now, he's got two days
salary coming.
370
00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:53,649
Bus fare...
371
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:55,150
I'll make up the rest out of my
allowance.
372
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:57,937
That's good. Mario doesn't have to
know anything about it.
373
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,688
Okay, all right.
374
00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:01,490
Uh, Mario?
375
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,491
Ma...
376
00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:03,993
Si, senora?
Uh, Mario...
377
00:14:03,993 --> 00:14:06,412
Uh, Mr. Martinelli just called
378
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:09,415
and said that-that you don't have to
go to work today.
379
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,584
No work? How come no work?
380
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,453
Well, um...
it's a new labor law.
381
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,456
Uh, you see, when you, when you start
a new job,
382
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:21,961
you work two days, and then you get
the third day off...
383
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:22,845
with pay.
384
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:25,297
That's-a the law?
385
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:29,301
Yep. What's the name of that new law,
Ethel?
386
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:33,639
I don't know. You're the labor expert
around here.
387
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,108
It's called the, um...
388
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:39,111
"The Taft-Hartley Visitors From Italy
389
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,613
"Who Work In Pizzerias
390
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,115
Get Every Third Day Off Amendment."
391
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,034
My goodness.
392
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,820
America, she's a great country.
393
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,204
Yes.
394
00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:51,206
Uh, Mario, as long as you don't have
to go to work,
395
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,708
why don't you relax.
396
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,710
Just sit around and rest up for your
bus trip tomorrow, huh?
397
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,211
Yeah, that's a good idea.
398
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:57,913
And I'll go down and pick up your
pay.
399
00:14:58,414 --> 00:14:59,798
Oh, you such lovely people.
400
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,644
Table, senora?
401
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,145
Uh, I'd like to see Mr. Martinelli,
please.
402
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,648
Si, senora.
I'll get him.
403
00:15:32,615 --> 00:15:34,617
You wanted to see me?
404
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,751
Mr. Martinelli?
Yes.
405
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,586
Mr. Martinelli, I'm Mrs. Ricardo,
406
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:39,088
where Mario is staying?
407
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:41,090
Yes?
Well, Mario is very sick
408
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,591
and he won't be able to come back and
work anymore.
409
00:15:42,591 --> 00:15:44,093
So, I came over to pick up his two
days salary.
410
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:45,594
Oh, no.
411
00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:46,595
What do you mean "Oh, no"?
412
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:48,931
I made a deal with Mario to work
three days.
413
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:51,383
He works three days or no pay.
414
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,886
Well, that doesn't seem very fair.
415
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,387
Look, the pizza chef
416
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,890
is getting off in five minutes.
417
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:01,894
If Mario is not here to relieve him,
no pay.
418
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,395
Uh, uh, Mr. Martinelli,
419
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:08,901
uh, if I, if I could find a
substitute for Mario,
420
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,202
will you pay the money?
421
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,538
Well, it all depends.
422
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,373
Who are you going to get?
423
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,209
Well, um...
424
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,712
I know a pizza specialist.
425
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,713
Who?
426
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,964
Me.
427
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:24,500
You?
428
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,300
Yes.
429
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,301
You know how to make pizza?
430
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,804
Yes. Yes, I majored in pizza
431
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,973
in my high school cooking class.
432
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,476
Yeah, I make all kinds.
433
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:36,979
Uh, you see, people from Rome
434
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,348
write me for my pizza recipe.
435
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:42,568
I'll give you a cap and an apron.
436
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,440
Two pizzas.
437
00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:06,935
Here you are, Miss.
438
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,437
Thank you.
439
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,537
One pizza,
440
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,038
mushroom and sausage!
441
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,879
Oh, I'm a little rusty.
442
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:48,623
Hurry up with my pizza!
443
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,911
Oh, he's wonderful, isn't he?
444
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,412
Oh, he's sweet.
445
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,248
Hi, Daddy.
446
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,166
Hi, son.
447
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,534
Where's Lucy?
448
00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:33,535
Oh, Ricky, let's go over to your
apartment
449
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:34,536
and discuss it.
450
00:22:34,536 --> 00:22:35,537
She's not there.
451
00:22:35,537 --> 00:22:36,538
Come on.
452
00:22:36,538 --> 00:22:37,539
What's the matter with you?
453
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,591
Hello, Senor Ricardo!
454
00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:40,592
Hello, Mario.
455
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,130
Mario? What are you doing here?
456
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,299
It's my day off.
457
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,717
Your day off?
Come on, Mario.
458
00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:50,218
It's our turn in the kitchen.
459
00:22:50,218 --> 00:22:51,720
Our turn in the kitchen!
Come on, come on.
460
00:22:56,224 --> 00:22:57,726
Ethel!
461
00:22:58,226 --> 00:22:59,728
Come here.
462
00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:04,232
Start back at the beginning
463
00:23:04,232 --> 00:23:05,567
and tell me the whole story.
464
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,036
You're not gonna like it.
465
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:09,538
Ethel!
466
00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:32,227
What do you think you're doing?
467
00:23:36,731 --> 00:23:38,233
Well?
468
00:23:39,734 --> 00:23:42,487
No speak-a de English.
469
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:43,822
How could you?
470
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,158
After todas estes cosas que te
dije...
471
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,492
I was only trying to help Mario.
472
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:48,777
...te di sesenta pesos para que se
pusiera
473
00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:50,278
el hombre...
474
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,583
Wait. Un momento, estoy hablando con
la senora aqui.
475
00:23:59,254 --> 00:24:00,755
Look what you...!
476
00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:02,257
Get out! Get out!
477
00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:03,542
You're fired!
Estupida!
478
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,344
Just a minute! You can't talk that
way to my wife!
479
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:08,847
Ah, now, just one minute!
480
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,977
Brother! This fiasco will cost Ricky
a fortune:
481
00:24:21,977 --> 00:24:23,478
bus fare, cleaning bill
482
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:25,697
for the entire wedding party down at
the club,
483
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,032
broken dishes,
484
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,533
burned-out pizza oven.
485
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:32,037
$210.33.
486
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:36,041
Ricky did everything but tattoo the
number on my chest.
487
00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:40,495
Hi. Well, that's that.
488
00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:42,380
You get him on the bus?
489
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,799
Yep. He's on his way to San
Francisco.
490
00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:46,801
I stayed there until the bus pulled
out.
491
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:51,423
Senor Ricardo?
492
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:52,674
Yes?
493
00:24:52,674 --> 00:24:53,475
Excuse me.
494
00:24:53,475 --> 00:24:54,476
Come in. Come in.
495
00:24:54,976 --> 00:24:57,479
They tell me Mario is staying here.
496
00:24:57,479 --> 00:25:00,682
Well, Mario was here, but he's on his
way to California.
497
00:25:00,682 --> 00:25:01,733
California?
498
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,101
Yes. He found out that
499
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,936
his brother Dominic moved to San
Francisco.
500
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:07,906
Mama-mia! But I am his brother
Dominic!
501
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,357
You're You! Dominic!
502
00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:11,826
I no move to San Francisco.
503
00:25:12,327 --> 00:25:15,163
I just go stay with my sick friend
Sam Francesco.
504
00:25:15,163 --> 00:25:17,082
Oh, no!
505
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:29,394
"I Love Lucy"
506
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:32,964
starring Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
507
00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:34,966
has been presented for your pleasure
508
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,434
by Instant Sanka,
509
00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,738
the hardy coffee you can drink as
strong as you like,
510
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,506
it still can't affect your nerves.
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