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Yo, hulkees, we're 10,000
feet above iceland.
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Some kind of dimensional
breach opening down there,
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And it's up to team
green to check it out.
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Well, for once, it'd be nice to
travel for fun instead of work.
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Smashing not work, smashing fun!
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The target is directly ahead!
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Keep your eyes peeled for
anything out of the ordinary.
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- (beeping)
- got something.
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- (roaring)
- (crashing)
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Thor: Warriors three, attack!
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(grunting)
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Ah!
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Yeah, that's not ordinary. Unless
you work at the renaissance fair.
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So let's play some greensleeves.
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Reinforcements! Ah, this must be
the avengers they told us about.
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Even better, fandral, things
are about to get good...
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And smashed!
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Hulks away!
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(shouting)
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(crashes)
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Never bring a sword
to a slugfest.
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Hey, uh, thor? These don't look
like your usual frost giants.
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(screaming)
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They're dark elves, fair one.
With no realm of their own,
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They seek to conquer
and claim a world.
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This world skaar's home!
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(roaring)
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By odin's beard,
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Thor spoke with only
one green giant.
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Giants? More like
ogres, volstagg.
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Thor: He approaches.
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'Tis malekith! The accursed
king of the dark elves.
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Your day is over. Now
comes the darkness.
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(whirring)
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Long live the night!
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(wind howling)
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(laughing)
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I can't see a thing.
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Can't see the elves. But at least
they can't see us, either.
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(roaring)
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Unless they can see in the dark.
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Malekith: My brothers!
Send them to oblivion!
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(growling)
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Go back to back.
Cover each other!
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My hammer is useless! Malekith's
sorcery is powerful indeed.
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(snarling)
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Skaar slash!
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Now, that is a kindred warrior!
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- Such fighting spirit.
- Aye!
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He's just a berserking savage.
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(screaming)
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(growling)
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Get thee back, villain!
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(groans)
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Get back in your hole, creep!
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Thor: We were fortunate
that malekith was weakened.
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If that's weak, I'd hate to
see the creep on a good day.
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The battle is won! Ha-ha!
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(cheering)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Skaar!
Heel! Heel!
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Skaar's warrior way seems out of
place in the world of mortals.
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He fits in fine.
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(static)
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"fits in fine?" yeah! Uh, no.
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(roars)
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Skaar flush! Skaar flush!
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- Skaar smash poo-poo down!
-(farts)
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Okay. All right, it's
not all smooth sailing.
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Skaar, in gratitude
for your courage,
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I invite you and your comrades
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To visit our home of asgard
to celebrate this victory!
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Road trip to asgard? Oh, yeah!
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I've been. It's overrated.
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Well, we've never been.
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Go on, goldilocks.
Asgardeth us, or whatever.
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You will enjoy our home.
Heimdall!
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Open the bridge!
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Thor: That is heimdall,
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All-hearing, all-seeing
guardian of our realm.
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A-bomb: What's the
good word, my brother?
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Hail, odinson.
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A-bomb: Whoa! Don't want to mess with the
guy who throws that pigsticker around.
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Cool. Sword big!
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No one wields the odinsword.
It's forbidden to touch.
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(clamoring)
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Volstagg: There's a fine piece!
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Fandral: Don't be shy, skaar.
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(chomping)
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Whatever you do, jen, try
not to punch fandral.
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The little skinny guy?
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Why would I want
to punch fandral?
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Well, hello, tall green...
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- (grunts)
- (crashing)
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(glass shatters)
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Sorry. He made it so easy.
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Still hungry. Oh, bok-bok meat.
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Skaar like!
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Hogun: Ah! Too slow, ogre.
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- Hey! Knife! To skaar...
- Get back!
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Do not mind heimdall.
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He is unaccustomed to outsiders.
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Yeah. I'm watchin'
you too, buddy.
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(straining and grunting)
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Mine!
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Ogre win!
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(laughs)
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I dare to say skaar's
found his place!
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It's as if he's an
asgardian born!
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Few outsiders are ever
invited to asgard.
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- And even fewer are invited to stay.
- Huh?
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Skaar, I want you to remain here as
one of the realm's elite guards.
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Huh?
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Skaar like here. And
here like skaar.
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Skaar stay!
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Skaar lost his memories
of where he came from.
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So, maybe asgard is
like his old home.
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Everything that makes skaar an outsider
on earth makes him fit in here.
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It's just he's... He's family.
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(sighs)
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I guess it is time
skaar left the nest.
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He'll be happy here. But,
uh, before we leave...
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I need to know more about what
malekith was after on earth.
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His dark elf minions have
menaced asgard as well.
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Heimdall may have seen
something that will help us.
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Come. Let us go speak with him.
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- Skaar go too.
- No, skaar.
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With my father odin and his
army on a mission of peace,
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All guardians are needed here.
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I have an important
mission for you.
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You will protect
our jail, skaar.
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No one but you may
come in or out.
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There is but one prisoner,
but he is a dangerous one.
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- Whatever you do, you mustn't listen...
-(woman screaming)
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Ah, bilgesnipes on
the loose again.
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Guard well, brave
skaar of asgard.
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Man: (faintly) hello?
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You there!
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Yes, you!
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- Hello?
- This way.
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You're almost there.
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Ah! A new guard.
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I don't know you, but
you must know who I am.
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No matter. If thor chose you, you
must be a brave, strong warrior.
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Of course, he doesn't trust you
yet with the important jobs, sir,
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Say like wielding the odinsword.
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Mmm. Odinsword forbidden.
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But not for the greatest
warrior of all!
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Of course, you may
wield the sword.
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Surely my brother told you.
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Your brother thor?
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Clearly, thor hopes that someday
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You are brave enough to
wield the odinsword.
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And there's one way to prove
that you are brave, isn't there?
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Heimdall: Ever since the elves destroyed
their own world with a blight of darkness,
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I have watched them from afar,
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But their shadow magic
shroud my vision.
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So you can't see everything.
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Any idea what malekith
wants with earth?
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The dark elf king
scours the nine realms,
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For dark energy to
power his spells.
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To conquer new worlds with.
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The earth incursion is
only the beginning.
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(groans)
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Thor: What is it?
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- The sword! Move!
- Heimdall!
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(grunts)
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(groaning)
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(skaar grunts)
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(grunting)
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What happened? Skaar?
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A-bomb: Oh, no!
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You pulled the "don't pull
this sword" sword, didn't you?
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(growling)
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- Get him out of those shackles.
- I'll handle this.
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If he'd succeeded in pulling the
odinsword, ragnarok would be upon us.
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The world still
stands, heimdall.
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Can we not look
past this mistake?
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Can you not see the dark
energy he released?
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There's no telling how
he's endangered asgard.
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He knew the sword was forbidden.
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As prince of asgard, you are
sworn to fulfill your duty.
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Thor, what is he talking about?
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I am sorry, my friends, but I must
enforce the will of my father.
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For breaking odin's law,
skaar must be imprisoned
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For 10,000 years.
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10,000 years?
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So you weren't the greatest
warrior, after all?
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(roaring)
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(sizzling)
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You know how innocent skaar is.
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He wouldn't do something like this
unless someone put him up to it.
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There was no one for him to talk
to in the prison, except...
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Loki.
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Loki? As in
"trickster god" loki,
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Who tried to destroy the world?
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Come on, goldilocks.
It's obvious!
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Your brother tricked
him into it!
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Agreed. But without proof,
there is nothing I can do.
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Proof? We had a camera
with skaar the whole time!
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I, skaar, will steal the
odinsword and unleash ragnarok!
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00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,283
Oh, dear. No you mustn't!
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Once asgard is destroyed,
I, skaar, will bring
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Odinsword back to earth
and rule forever!
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00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,961
By odin, will no one stop him?
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00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:14,032
And no one will be
able to stop skaar!
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And now I laugh.
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(laughing evilly)
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Okay, that was not skaar.
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00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,808
Loki must have
hocus-pocused the footage.
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00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:23,808
Indeed.
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When my father returns, I
will speak on skaar's behalf.
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But asgardian law is strict.
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Perhaps in 500 years or
so, he will be pardoned.
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A-bomb: 500 years?
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00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:38,990
I can barely wait five minutes to get
my burrito out of the microwave!
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I'll have heimdall open a portal
so you may return to earth.
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We're not leaving without skaar.
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Don't do it, old friend.
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(growling)
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- (hulk roars)
- (smashing)
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(grunting)
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(groans)
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00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:03,014
Who's the puny god now?
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(footsteps approaching)
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Now's our chance! Get skaar!
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00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:14,092
Oh! It seems the agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Have declared war on asgard!
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I don't want to hurt
you, red giant.
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Ah, pipe down!
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Knave, you fight like you eat!
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Slow and faint-hearted.
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00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,038
Are you trash-talking
my mad eating skills?
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I'd rather not hit a lady.
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(kissing)
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Please.
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Too bad the lady
doesn't feel the same.
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00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,050
(screaming)
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Mighty heroes smashing each other
senseless because of your stupidity.
238
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- (banging)
- how you must feel.
239
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:50,028
Not even you can overcome
the power of mjolnir.
240
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,566
I don't need to overcome
it, I just need to use it.
241
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,103
Hulks, we got what we came for.
242
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,141
I cannot let you leave!
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(clanging and exploding)
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- Look there!
- By odin's beard!
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(growling)
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Malekith.
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The dark elves March on asgard.
248
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,057
Who invited the pointy ears?
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Your comrade, when he pulled the
odinsword and released dark energy...
250
00:14:23,136 --> 00:14:26,931
This battle will have to wait.
Warriors three, to the walls!
251
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,000
- We have to help.
- Help?
252
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,202
After what thor did to skaar?
253
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,072
Thor not bad. Malekith bad.
254
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,641
Skaar not bad. Skaar help!
255
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,911
Thor and his pals may
have locked skaar up,
256
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,247
But he still wants to
do the right thing.
257
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:46,150
Help them. Just like
an agent of s.M.A.S.H.
258
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,987
Hulk: Let's go
clobber some elves!
259
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,421
Hold up, wait! Come on!
260
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,457
I got to keep an eye
on you know who.
261
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,163
Thought you could use some help.
262
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,066
Better to fight with
you than against you.
263
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,036
(shouting and snarling)
264
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:12,644
If malekith seizes asgard, all
the nine realms may fall.
265
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:19,417
Pair off. Fight together. The
invaders must not take the wall!
266
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,053
Red hulk: You heard goldilocks!
Move!
267
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:30,995
Fire!
268
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,071
Hulks, heads up!
269
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,612
Fools!
270
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:56,054
By hela herself! Malekith has
absorbed the dark energy from afar!
271
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,989
Yeah? Well, he can
absorb this, too!
272
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,363
Malekith: Brothers! We have wandered
the nine realms for too long.
273
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,004
Dark energy has led
us to our new home.
274
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,573
We will build on the
ashes of asgard!
275
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,110
The age of the dark
elves begins now!
276
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,417
The walls are breached!
277
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,420
Leave no one standing!
278
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,027
Trickster.
279
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,329
Your highness.
280
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,265
You can see from the
dark energy unleashed,
281
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,167
I've held up my end
of our bargain.
282
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,403
When can I expect to be freed?
283
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,772
Once asgard is mine.
284
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,776
At last, my people will have
a place to call their own.
285
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:56,414
Yes, well, try to take better care
of this world than your last one.
286
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,184
(shouting)
287
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,055
We must hold, hulk!
288
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,356
I hear you!
289
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,128
Sorry about punching you before,
but I'm protective of skaar.
290
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,796
Save your breath.
291
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:16,034
Skaar's a fool! Just as
empty-headed as you are.
292
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,504
I'm trying to apologize,
you blond-haired jerk!
293
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,142
- You did that on purpose.
- What can I say?
294
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,444
I like you when you're angry.
295
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,817
Guess your ability to see
everything is pretty handy!
296
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,820
As is your ability to
smash everything you see.
297
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:40,825
Thanks. Now let's smash these
toymakers back to santy's workshop!
298
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,428
Come on, broheim!
I'll leave you some!
299
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,600
Those infernal earthlings
have delayed us!
300
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,670
Must I do everything?
Get more dark energy!
301
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:56,174
Pull the odinsword again, and
asgard will surely fall!
302
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,309
Make for the palace!
303
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,345
Skaar! Hogun! Protect
the odinsword!
304
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,656
Fight hard, skaar. If
we fail, asgard falls!
305
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,199
Skaar! Don't pull that sword!
306
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:26,204
Skaar no pull, skaar smash!
307
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,410
(screaming)
308
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,113
Red hulk: Pull back
inside the walls!
309
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,181
Skaar smash for asgard!
310
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,350
What in blue blazes is that?
311
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,452
Looks like he was
born to be here.
312
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,859
Yes! The odinsword!
313
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:51,362
In time to replenish the
last of my dark energy.
314
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,463
Skaar!
315
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,237
(grunts)
316
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,210
- (strains)
- for asgard!
317
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,813
(screaming)
318
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:23,895
(screaming in pain)
319
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,770
You wanted the sword, take it!
320
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,605
- (explodes)
- (screams)
321
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,775
Lights out, twinkle toes.
322
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,179
Retreat! We're beaten!
Flee to the portal!
323
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,383
The battle is won.
Asgard stands.
324
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,385
(laughing)
325
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,855
The blade that gave
malekith strength
326
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,457
Was the only weapon with
the power to vanquish him.
327
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,494
Bold move, skaar!
You're one of us, now.
328
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,363
(crowd cheering)
329
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,972
This is what it's all about!
Getting some recognition.
330
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,675
(whistling)
331
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,646
Hmph.
332
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,284
Call me!
333
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:23,988
Where's skaar?
334
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,792
Ah, skaar! What
an adventure, eh?
335
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,628
I told you to pull the odinsword,
and look what happened!
336
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,998
You're a hero! All because
you listened to me... Ah!
337
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,267
(panting) I'm the
god of mischief!
338
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,636
You know, the... The trickster?
339
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,805
- I was just having fun.
- Hmm. Ah.
340
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,912
Silly god. Now, that's fun.
341
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,982
It wasn't that fun.
342
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:55,820
I think we all heard loki confess to
telling skaar to pull the odinsword.
343
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,656
That's another 10,000
years to loki's sentence.
344
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:03,561
Skaar, I pardon you, and restore
your status as an elite guard.
345
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,930
Welcome back, friend.
346
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:10,635
Skaar like thor. Skaar
like asgard, but...
347
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,938
Skaar already got home. And job.
348
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,607
Skaar is agent of s.M.A.S.H!
349
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:22,813
Sometimes, you find yourself in a
place you don't think you belong.
350
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,617
Until you look around, and
see the people with you.
351
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,755
And then, you know it's exactly
where you ought to be.
352
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,889
Hulk out.
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