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CONFUSIONS OF A NUTZY SPY

[radio annoncer] Good morning! Good Morning!

Wake up everybody! Wake up everybody!

Have you had your tasty toasty this morning? Good for you!

And now for... Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, don't touch that dial;

and now for our morning excercises. Open those windows, take a deep breath...

Eggbert! Eggbert! Hey Eggbert! [whistles]

Hey, on your toes boy.

We've got to catch a saba..., a saba..., a spy.

Come on. We'll track him down and toss him in the clink.

Come on, let's go.

A..., A..., A...

Achooo!

A..., A..., A...

Come on Eggbert, hurry up!

Say, have you seen a spy around here?

Does he look like this?

Yeah, that's him.

No. I have not seen him.

Say, ...

I think that's the...

Achooo!

[laughs] Now at three o'clock, for the next time, kabloom!

Hey you. Stick 'em up! I bet you're that old...

Well I'm not so sure that you're Porky Pig, either.

Where's you license? Can't you see the white line?

Where's the fire? Move along or I'll run you in, bub.

You know, I'm really getting suspicious of that guy.

Herr pig, it is one minute to three. Do you see that little bag?

You mean that one?

Yeah. At exactly three o'clock, that lit...

Yipe!!!

A..., A..., A...

A..., A..., A...

Here!

You know, that guy sure does act suspicious.

and that thing ticks just like a...

A bomb!

[ticking]

That's alright. That's just my little old heart.

[ticking]

Yipe!!!

A..., A..., A...

Achooo!!!

I knew it! I knew it!

Oh this gol darn imitation ersatz thing!

It never works! Never, never works!

[laughing] It works! It works! It works! It works! It works!

Sieg Heil!