All language subtitles for Young Rock s03e04 Night of the Chi Chis.eng

[regal music]

♪

- This place is beautiful.
Look at that.

- Mm. When I transition
from airplanes to cars,

I can't look out of a window
for days.

♪

- Man, that's really
unfortunate,

but I'm glad you made it.

Everything good with your show?

You told them you were
on a hiatus?

- Yeah. "Chatterbox" will have
a guest host for a week,

either Mario Lopez
or an AI influencer,

while I get back
to hard journalism:

an in-depth article
on Dwayne Johnson's

goodwill ambassador trip
to Gjelgjiughm

with a secret agenda
of getting Prime Minister Honig

to agree on a trade deal.

- I'd read that.

But only that. I think
if it went any longer,

I'd just skim it.

- Hmm.

[phone chimes]

I knew I was dealing

with a reluctant subject
for my piece,

but his barbs were nothing new
to me.

[phone chimes]

[birds singing]

[flowing orchestral music]

[pinball machine jangling]

[bell rings]

♪

- Welcome to Gjelgjiughm.

- [laughing]
Oh, this is amazing.

- The prime minister
is very excited

to meet you, Mr. Johnson.

And unexpected friend.

- Oh, um, I'm Randall Park.

I--I was in
"Ant-Man and the Wasp."

- She's just finishing up
a call,

but she thought it might be fun

for you to wait
in the memorabilia room.

My name's Reid
if you need anything.

It's a pleasure to have you
at the Gjelgjiughm Estate.

- Thank you, Reid.
- Yeah, thank you. [chuckles]

Oh, my God, look at this.
- Look at this.

[both laugh]
Wow.

- If you smell...
- What the Randall is cookin'!

[chuckling]
Oh, my God.

"WrestleFest."

I can't believe
she has this game.

Oh, man.
This takes me way back.

I remember the last time
I played this. [chuckles]

[soft upbeat music]

It was the summer after
I graduated high school.

I was just a few weeks away

from heading off to Miami
to play football.

- Morning, Dewey.
How'd you sleep?

- Terrible.
There was a drunk dude

arguing with a trash can
outside my window.

He kept banging on it
and yelling

for Oscar the Grouch to pop out
and fight him like a man.

- So detailed.

Breakfast is ready.

- What's this?
- This is a, uh--

a hash brown
shaped like a stegosaurus.

- How am I supposed to
bulk up for football

with this very tiny,
very cute hashbrown?

- Do some push-ups?

I'm sorry.
It was on sale.

We have to tighten our belts
this month.

- I promise you, Mom,
when I make it to the NFL,

we're never gonna have
to worry about money again.

- I know, baby. Okay.
I gotta go to work.

I have five houses to clean,

and I'd like to make it
to my second house

in time to catch the mailman.

Turns out the post office
is dramatic,

and he has all the best gossip.

[smooches]

- The age of the dinosaurs
is over.

[door opens]

- [sighing]
Whew! I'm beat.

[chuckles] Hope your mama
didn't make the bed,

'cause I'm just gonna
mess it up again.

- Have you been out all night?

- Mr. 20 Questions over here.

Yes, I was out
with the guys.

- My mom was
killing herself working

and he was out all night?

- That must have been
upsetting.

- I was pissed, man...

[suspenseful funky music]

So when I found out later
he was going out again,

I followed him so I could
give him a piece of my mind.

Chi-Chi's?

I'm eating baby hash browns

and he's ordering
all-you-can-eat fajitas?

Hell no.

- Chi-Chi's?
That Tex-Mex chain?

- Oh, yeah. Best and only
chimichangas in Pennsylvania.

[light music playing over PA]

♪

Yo, Dad.
Enjoying some chimichangas?

- Dewey.
What are you doing here?

- I followed you.

- You followed me?

Son, what I do
is none of your damn business.

- I'm making it my business.

You're staying out all night

then treating yourself
to some hangover nachos

while Mom is working all day.

- Fine, fine!

You wanna know what's going on,
I'll tell you what's going on.

It all started the other day
at this gas station.

[upbeat music]

- Hey.

Hey! Hey, you Rocky Johnson?

- The one and only.
- [laughs] Oh, man.

I thought that was you,
Soulman.

Look, I used to watch you
wrestle on TV all the time.

Oh, man. You were the best.

- Still am the best.

- Oh, that's right, Soulman.
That's right. [laughs]

Hey, hey, can I get
your autograph?

Look, my wife is gonna
go nuts

when I tell her I met you.

- Anything for a fan.

- [laughs] Uh, make that out
to Gennifer with a G.

- Hmm. You don't come across
that spelling too often.

- Yeah.
[laughs]

- Dad,
where is this story going?

- I'm gettin' there.

- So um, what you
been up to these days?

- Oh, pfft, brother,
I am here and there.

[laughs] You know,
this and that, just hustlin'.

- Okay, all right.
Hey, you wanna make $500?

- Oh, whoa, whoa, brother.
I ain't that kinda hustler.

- Oh, no. [laughs]
No, no, no.

What I'm sayin' is

I got a job for you,
if you want one.

You ever been to Chi-Chi's?

- 'Course I have.
Love Chi-Chi's.

[both laugh]

Remind me what that is again.

- Tex-Mex joint down
at the Lehigh Valley Mall.

Go by there tomorrow evening,
talk to the manager.

Tell him Don sent you, huh?

- Don sent you?

That piece of [bleep]

hasn't shown up to work
in three weeks,

and now he's
sending people over

like he's doing me a favor?

Where is he? Because I am gonna
run him over with my car!

- Hey, hey.

Let's take a breather.

- [exhales deeply]
I'm sorry.

I anger quickly.

It's in my blood
from my mama's side.

- Sure.

But, hey, forget about Don.

You got Rocky Johnson here.

So whatever you hired Don
to do,

I can do.

- Do you know how
to deep clean a restaurant?

- Of course I didn't know.
I ain't know a damn thing.

[sucks teeth]
Of course I do.

- [sighs]

All right.

Well, Don has left me
in a bind here, so...

I'm gonna give you a shot.

- [sighs and chuckles]
That's great.

Pays 500 bucks?
- Yeah, a week, yeah.

If you do a good job.

Now, it also takes all night.

Okay, so I'm gonna have to
lock you inside the building

until morning
so you can't steal anything.

- What would I steal
from Chi-Chi's?

- We have some
fine artwork here.

- Uh--wait, wait, wait.
[chuckles]

Is it even legal

to lock someone
in a building like this?

- See you in the morning!

[suspenseful funky music]

- Uh--
[lock clanks]

♪

So I stayed and cleaned
through the night,

which is why I came home
looking all ragged.

- Hey, hey, hey.
Who's this?

- This is my son.
Got an extra set of hands.

- Okay, well,
see you in the morning.

- All right.
Have a good night.

[lock clanks]

- I don't know what your face
looks like

when you're locked
in a Chi-Chi's all night,

but that's what mine
looked like.

.

[buttons clacking]
- One, two,

three!
- Oh! My joystick got stuck.

- [mocking]
Oh, my joystick got stuck.

Come on, losers have been
saying that since '77.

- Ah, I shouldn't have
lotioned my hands.

- Should I get back
to the story?

- Oh, uh, right,
so, uh,

you're locked in a Chi-Chi's
with your dad.

- Yes,
and I am not happy about it.

[door rattling]

[sighs]

I can't believe
he actually locked us in.

- You got to earn the keys
to Chi-Chi's. [chuckles]

I earned 'em day one.

Then lost 'em that afternoon.

Literally in a rain gutter.

Now I gotta earn 'em again.
- Great.

Now I'm locked in here
all night.

- What's with you?
Why you so angry?

All I'm trying to do
is help pay the bills.

- I'm not gonna
give you a medal

for doing what
you're supposed to do.

And why'd you lie about
being out with the guys?

Were you embarrassed
about working here?

- No. It would just take
too much to convey.

You heard my long-ass
explanation.

- Come on, Dad.

You could've easily
shaved five minutes off that.

- Don't tell a storyteller
how to tell a story.

People love long stories.
You should remember that.

[laughs]

[gasps]
[suspenseful music]

Oh, no.

Oh, my claustrophobia
is setting in.

Son, come on.
Help me to the bar.

I need a drink.

- Wait, how could your dad
be claustrophobic

in a large space like that?

- He was genuinely
claustrophobic,

and it would flare up
at odd times.

But I shared your skepticism.

Dad, this place is literally

three times the size
of our apartment.

- Hey, Dwayne,

everything's three times
the size of our apartment.

[can hisses and snaps]
[Rocky sighs]

[sighs]
That's better.

- Guess that's coming off
the paycheck.

- Listen, I don't have
any more time for your guff.

- My guff?
[Rocky sighs]

We got work to do.

You sweep in here.
I'll mop the kitchen.

[Dwayne sighs]

- So I got to work...

until I realized...

What the hell am I doing?

[broom clatters]

[arcade game music playing]

- Already taking a break, huh?

You better be playing
as your old man.

- I'm sorry to say you are not
a character in "WrestleFest."

- Yes, I am.
A secret character!

You gotta unlock me.

And you can play me
in jeans or trunks.

- Dad, come on.

- I'm serious.

- Why are you always
working the gimmick?

- [laughs]
What you talkin' 'bout?

I'm not always
working the gimmick.

Ah, that's my boy.
- [laughs]

- Hey, and after, I promise
we'll get some ice cream.

- Okay.

- And when I get back,

I'm gonna get us a place
before she even gets here.

Don't worry about that.

- Do you know how
to deep clean a restaurant?

- Of course I do.

Okay, enough. I get it.

But I swear
there is a cheat code.

Here. Move, move, move.

All right, it's, uh,
up, up--no.

Up, down, left, right,
punch, punch--

where's the start button?
Uh--

- Dad, can you please
just be honest?

- [scoffing chuckle]
What kind of question is that?

- You're like
that wooden puppet boy.

You know, what's his name.

- Pinochilo.

- It is definitely not
Pinochilo.

- All right,
you want some honesty?

I'll give you some honesty.

Ask me anything.

- Your dad really said
you could ask him anything?

Nothing off-limits?
- Nothing.

But I wasn't sure
if I could trust him,

so I set a little trap
and I asked him a question

that I already
knew the answer to.

What caused your career to end
in the WWF?

- [inhales deeply]

Vince let me go
because I almost agreed

to wrestle with another
promoter in Saudi Arabia,

even though I was excusive
with the WWF.

And let's face it: my run
was just coming to an end.

But you already knew that,
didn't you?

- Yeah. Bam Bam Bigelow
told me back in Nashville.

- And that's the last time
I trust a man

with a flame tattoo
on his head.

But, hey, I told the truth.
You happy?

- I'm more surprised you didn't
take an hour to explain it.

- Oh, I can give you
that version, too, Son.

- Dad, it's okay.
I got the gist.

- Well, all right, then.
We got a restaurant to clean.

- [sighs softly]

- And if you help me...

I'll answer any question
you got.

Honestly.

Deal?

- Game on.

.

- So all those times
you swore off drinking,

did you ever actually quit?
- Sure did.

Back in '86,
I quit for a few months.

[chuckles] Weeks.

Three days?

- When I was in second grade,

you said you couldn't help me
with my solar system diorama

because of arthritis.

Was that true?

- Nope.

I just don't believe
in Jupiter's rings, Son.

And I didn't wanna get
into that with a kid.

[toilet flushes]

- Have you ever
stolen anything?

- Besides
a few girl's hearts?

[chuckles]

Yes. Yes, I have.

I remember
the first time I stole.

It was a bottle of Tums
that I stuffed down my pants.

But I got caught
by the store employee.

Damn things made
too much noise.

- Who steals Tums?

- I was six, Son.
I thought they was candy.

- My dad was finally
opening up, so I did, too.

- Hiding the goods
in your pants.

That's amateur hour, Dad.

- Eh, what do you know?

- I know shoplifters
are always trying to hide

what they're stealing, which
makes 'em seem more suspicious.

- When I steal stuff, I just
act like I already own it.

- You steal?

- How do you think I got
all those nice clothes?

- I don't know. I don't think
about your clothes.

But that being said,
you're grounded for a week.

- [laughs] Mom already
punished me for that.

Took all my nice clothes
to Goodwill.

- Mom did?

Oh, she didn't even tell me.

Look at her protecting you.

Ooh, speaking of your mom,

you know her favorite earrings
she's always wearing?

- The corn ones.

- What woman's gonna wear
corn earrings?

Those are pineapples, Son.

Anyway, I lifted those
from Montgomery Ward's.

Shoved 'em down my pants.
- What?

Wait, and Mom knows this?
- Oh, hell no.

This was early
in our relationship.

Boy, I really wanted
to impress her.

- I guess it worked.
- You bet your ass, it did.

[both laugh]

- So do you really work
the whole time you're here?

- Chimichangas up!
[laughs]

- Guess that's coming out
of your paycheck, too.

- No. Manager said I could eat
whatever I want

while I'm working.

- [blowing]

Oh, wow!

That's really good!

Hey, you should try
fried ice cream.

[upbeat percussive music]

- You can fry ice cream?

- You can deep fry anything,
Son.

Watch this.

How about some fried salad?
- Mm-hmm.

- [chuckles]

♪

[oil bubbling loudly]

Oh, ooh!
The oil's angry!

- Ah! It burns!

- Add more stuff!
That'll calm it down!

♪

[laughter]

[crunching]

- Mm.

This is definitely proof that
you can't deep fry everything.

- It tastes delicious to me.

That fried coating adds a nice
pork flavor to the lettuce.

I told the manager about it
last week.

He putting it on the menu.

- See, there you go again
with the lies.

- Oh, take it easy.

I'm not lying.
It's just spin.

- Here we go.
- Listen.

There are various degrees
of lying,

and they should not
be treated the same.

Haven't you ever heard
of the lie pyramid?

At the bottom, there's spin.

That's just like
working a gimmick.

Then, we have a white lie,

inconsequential lie,
lie of omission,

and at the tippy top
of that bad boy

is a bald-faced lie.
- [scoffs]

- Me, I'm mostly spinning.

- Seems like you've put
a lot of thought into this.

- Eh, lotta downtime
on the road.

[laughs]

But hey, sometimes a lie
makes life a little easier.

- Yeah, for you.
- No, everybody.

Remember your ex-girlfriend
Karen?

You told me
you broke up with her.

But you didn't, did you?

- Yeah, she dumped me.
- Ah, see?

But it was easier
to tell people

it was the other way around.

- Okay.
Maybe you have a point.

- Mm.

- But how'd you know
I lied about that?

- I'm an emotionally
intelligent person.

Also, Karen was
way outta your league,

and that's the truth.

[both laugh]

[upbeat music]

- I'm just sayin',
sparkling water

should cost less
because it's half air.

- I like your thinking, Son.

♪

Hey, now let me ask you
a question.

- Shoot.

- When'd you stop
looking up to your pops?

- What?

- You used to be
my biggest fan.

- I'm still your biggest fan.
- Eh.

We both know it's not the same.

Was it when I started
wrestling in flea markets?

Hey, we're being honest
tonight, right?

- I have always loved
watching you wrestle.

Still do.

Doesn't matter where
or for who.

- Oh, no.

It's because you saw me cry
when we watched "The Fly."

- That was surprising.

- That poor baboon
got turned inside out.

- Look, it wasn't just
one thing, okay?

It was a slow build over time.

- Come on, Son.

When did it start?

- All right.
Want the truth?

- Yeah.

- I don't know.

I guess when I realized
that you weren't, like,

the superhero.

You're just a guy.

- Just a guy
cleaning a restaurant, huh?

You're embarrassed by that?

- I'm not saying that, but--

- But what?

[scoffs]

.

[somber music]

♪

- You just gonna
ignore me all night?

♪

I know you're upset,
but how am I supposed to feel?

We can barely make rent,
and I'm eating

discount dinosaur hash browns
for breakfast.

♪

Look, at the end of the day,

I know you're trying
to make things better.

I appreciate you doing
what you can do to support us,

including this job
at Chi-Chi's.

- You don't have
to spin this, Son.

- I'm not spinning.
- Yes, you are.

You're spinning it
to make me feel better.

- What do you mean?

- I've made more than
a few mistakes, Dewey.

What happened in Saudi Arabia,
Nashville.

I put our family
in this position.

I looked out for myself

and hurt the people
I was supposed to protect.

♪

- So was this the first time

your dad was real with you
like that?

- Honestly,
I think this was the first time

he had been truly real
with himself.

[buttons clicking]

I waited 16 years
to have a moment like that.

And that really
meant something to me.

It meant that
maybe I could trust him.

- Mm. Good for Rocky.

- Eh. It only lasted a second.

[laughs]

- You gonna say something or
just look at me all bug-eyed?

- No.
I think you said it all.

- Good.

And, hey...

you're welcome.
- For what?

- If I didn't create
these challenges for you,

you wouldn't have that huge
chip on your shoulder.

- How is that a good thing?

- It pushed you to work
your ass off, didn't it?

And now you're going
to Miami, baby,

so yeah, you're welcome.

- Are you seriously trying
to take credit

for me playing football
for the Canes?

- Hell yeah, I am.

[both laugh]

- I thought we weren't
spinning anymore.

- I know, I know.

[buttons clicking]

You gotta admit, this game
would be a lot better

if I was in it.
- [scoffs]

You say that about every game.

You even said that about chess.

- Why shouldn't Rocky Johnson
be a knight?

[chuckles]

Oh, shoot.
The boss is here!

Quick, get the ice cream!

- You said we could eat
whatever we want,

as long as it--

that was a lie, wasn't it?

- Of course it was a lie!

You think Chi-Chi's is just
giving away free food?

Come on! I thought
you was going to college.

- Okay, everything looks good.

My beautiful paintings
are still here.

You did a good job, guys.
- Thank you.

- Make sure to let me know
you got the paycheck, okay?

I put it in the mail.
- Appreciate that.

Come on, Dewey. Let's go.

- You know, you shouldn't be
locking people

in this restaurant.
- I said let's go.

- That painting is ugly.

- Kid's nuts.

- Hey, babe. Before Dad tries
to spin anything,

we were at Chi-Chi's
all night cleaning.

- She knows that, Son.

- I don't know what you said.

- We got your first paycheck
from Chi-chi's,

but I think something's wrong.

- Oh, this can't be right.

- Don't tell me they took out
the drinks and the food.

- This is a check for $8,000.

[dial tone buzzing]

- Dad, what are you doing?
[dialing tones chiming]

- Don't tell the manager.
He's gonna take the money back.

- Hey, I did honest work.
I want honest pay.

[line trilling]
Hey, it's Rocky Johnson.

I got my check,

and I think
you have a sticky zero

on your keyboard over there.

- Yeah, well, I included
all of Don's backpay.

That piece of [bleep]
never showed up

to pick up his checks,

so I am happy
you're getting his money.

- Oh, okay. Hey, I'm more
than happy to take it.

Thank you.
- I'll bet you are. Enjoy.

Carlos!

- It's real!
It's our money!

- Oh, my God!
[laughter]

Oh, it's a miracle.
- Oh.

Look who's taking care
of the family now!

[laughs]
This is why you always

talk to strangers
at gas stations.

- That really happened?
- It did.

And that money
really saved us, man.

Do you know, in a way,
that night

that my dad and I spent
in Chi-Chi's,

it might've saved us, too.
- Huh.

That's an amazing story,
Dwayne.

I can't believe your dad--ooh!

I just pinned your ass!

- Come on!
- Yes, yes, yes!

I did it!
Me and Mr. Perfect did it.

- I was trying to tell a story.

- And it was a great one.

- [laughs]
Hey, Prime Minister.

- I am so sorry to listen in,

but I just didn't want
to interrupt.

- Not at all. It's a real
pleasure to meet you.

- Oh, it is a pleasure
to meet you, as well.

I really am a fan.
- It's an honor. Thank you.

- You know, you can tell
the makeup of a person

not only by how they handle
life's tough moments,

but also how they handle
the victories.

- Is that a line
from "Jumanji"?

- Man, come on.
- No, I just said that now

because you weren't
a very gracious winner.

- Not very gracious.

- Oh--
[stammers]

Well, he was beating me
all day.

- [scoffs]

- Prime Minister, we were just
admiring the room.

It's very impressive.
- Thank you.

And I am looking forward
to talking with you

about that and so much more
at tonight's welcome dinner.

- Can't wait.
- Okay.

I had them place my name
placard right next to yours.

- Hey, side by side.
[laughter]

- Um, do I get a placard?

- I have no idea.

If you like,
I can request our chefs

to make you
some fried ice cream

just like at Chi-Chi's.
- Wow!

- Oh. What ever happened
to Chi-Chi's?

That chain used to be
so popular.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

- You know, I don't know.
- Hmm.

[somber mandolin music]

♪

- I think that's a good idea.

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