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- ♪ Monsters never sleep we driven like a villain ♪

♪ They be countin' sheep, I'm the GOAT keep it chillin' ♪

♪ G-O-A-T not D.O.A., please ♪

♪ Your B.O. way stinks you know me ♪

♪ You know me I'ma put the fire ♪

♪ On the gasoline ♪ - [screams]

I just got amazing news.

Theta's charter officially got reinstated,

which means they can finally throw parties again.

- Yes! - Oh, hell yes!

- Oh, my God. - Obviously, we have to

make up for lost time, go to all of them,

and look super slutty.

- The names of these parties are insane.

Threesome Thursday, Fuck Me Friday,

and Sit On My Face Saturday.

They are gonna get kicked off this campus again so fast.

- We better party while we can.

[laughter]

- This is gonna be a really exciting week.

Especially because of this little guy.

- Um, everyone sees Kimberly's holding a needle, right?

- These are my hormone injections.

They coach my body into making tons of eggs.

- Do they make your boobs bigger?

If so, can I have three? - No.

But the side effects aren't bad.

The only bummer is that I can't drink.

- But it's Theta's party week.

You'll be a sober dud.

- You don't have to drink to have fun.

Who has to drink to have fun?

- I do. - Everyone in college.

- I'm tipsy right now.

- Well, can one of you help me with the first injection?

I don't like watching things go under my skin.

- Yeah, I'll do it. But, uh,

what happens if I hit your bones?

Where--where are your bones?

Sorry, I--I can't do it.

I'm in my head about the bones.

- Oh, my God.

Just give it to me, please.

Ohh.

Wow, she's really doing it.

- Ow, my bone! - Ahh!

[phone clatters]

- Just kidding. [laughs]

See, I am fun when I'm sober.

- ♪ Night's young slick now we bout pull slime ♪

♪ Link up and drink we only into good wine ♪

♪ Been bad been bad now get raunchy ♪

♪ Been bad, been bad know you want me ♪

- Hey, Whit, I forgot to do Biochem again.

Can I say it's 'cause your grandma died?

I already used up all mine.

- No. That's horrible.

Plus, I might need a grandma to kill during midterms.

- [gasps] Oh, shit, guys. Jackson's running towards us.

What do I do? What should I say?

- Um, well, he straight up

called you sexy at the KJ house.

Say something hot. - Okay.

- You got it.

- Ow, ow! Big boy runs fast!

- What did you say?

- I said, big boy runs fast.

- Right.

Bye.

- You had a second chance, and you said that shit again?

- Yeah, yeah, you're ruining this for us.

- Us? - Yes, us.

Our suite is like a friggin' sexual black hole.

Leighton got chlamydia, I'm banging Where's Waldo,

and Whitney just got dumped.

We need this. - Okay.

Yeah, okay. It's true, I got dumped.

But, guys, I'm over Canaan.

Actually, I already have my eye on someone

I'm excited to get to know better.

- Yes! Now we're talkin'. Who is it?

- Her name is Whitney. It's me.

I'm excited to love myself.

- Aw, that's beautiful. - I hated that.

- Uh-oh, he's running back again.

I'm gonna go duck into a building.

- Smart.

- What should I wear to the Theta tonight,

outfit one... [clicks tongue]

Or option two?

- Are these children's clothes? - Yeah.

Nothing makes your titties pop like a toddler top.

- Does that say "Daddy's Little Quarterback"?

- I know. I love it.

I just wish they had one in my size.

- None of these are in your size.

- Here you go.

I got a D? But I studied for, like, 15 minutes.

- Holy crap. I got my first A.

Oh, I am so texting this to my mom.

[camera shutter clicks] Gonna rub it in her face

for doubting me. - [laughs]

Wait, that's not your test.

- Moriah Harris?

Who's that?

Uh, excuse me, Paul?

Sorry, I think you gave me the wrong test.

- I'm so sorry. Must've mixed you two up.

My B.

[whispers] Great job.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Who mixes up the names Whitney and Moriah?

I know they're both legendary pop divas,

but the similarity ends there, bro.

- Who are you guys talking about?

- Our Biochem TA mixed me up

with the only other Black girl in our class.

- First of all, are you okay?

And it's important that you know this--

you don't have to be.

- Okay. It's annoying, yeah,

but I don't wanna make it a whole thing.

- Well, if that's your choice, I fully support you.

But I also think we can organize a rally.

- Why don't you just mention it to him next class?

- No, if I did that, it'd probably get all twisted,

and I'd become the angry Black girl.

- Oh! What if you-- - Guys, okay,

we don't have to solve subtle racism tonight.

Okay? Let's just have fun.

If we can ever get inside!

- I got this.

Hey, door guy!

Hell yeah! Toddler tops.

- It is very upsetting that that worked.

- Yeah.

[Matt Sofo's "Run the Track" featuring Coco]

♪ ♪

- Leight, don't answer this if this is homophobic--

- Not off to a great start. - Uh, of the three of us,

who are you most attracted to?

- Oh, my-- - Are you seriously

asking her to rank us?

- Not in a bad way.

Just in terms of physical hotness.

- This is ridiculous.

- Thank you, Whit. - Because obviously,

I'd be number one. - Ha!

- What's so funny? - [laughs] Nothing.

- I think she's laughing at your overconfidence.

Leighton is way more into

my brand of understated elegance.

- [laughs] - Damn it,

I spilled tequila on my children's shirt.

- Okay, I am not engaging in this.

That said, Bela would not be first.

Or second. - [gasps] I'm top two!

- Yeah, but I put out

Does that not factor in at all?

- Look, no offense, but none of you

are really my type. - What is your type?

- My perfect woman would probably be 5'6",

good style, preferably from a major metropolitan city,

blonde--

- I think you just described yourself.

- Mm, I did. I would be happy with a me.

- So of all the girls in this suite,

you rank yourself first?

- Oh, absolutely.

- Well, okay, then.

- You know, I would too.

She didn't hear me.

- ♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Put them hands high ♪

- Hey. - ♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Walk on the dance floor ♪

- [clears throat]

- ♪ When I'm feelin' on her ♪

♪ Like the she the best in show ♪

♪ Scream at the DJ till I get me some ho ♪

- Eric, what are you doing here?

Did a frat guy hire you to fix his computer or something?

- Bela, for the last time, I am not a member of the Geek Squad.

- Here you go. - Oh, thanks.

Uh, Bela, this is Dana.

- How do you guys know each other?

She your cousin or something?

- She's my date.

- And I'm a new writer on "The Catullan."

- Oh, really?

So you're funny and pretty.

Love that for you.

- Please, you are way prettier than me.

I look like I was just rescued from a well.

[laughing]

- Oof, um, that was actually pretty insensitive

to people who have lost family members in well accidents.

- ♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Put them hands high ♪

- ♪ Let the world know what you all about ♪

♪ ♪

I cannot believe Eric brought another girl here.

- I can't believe he knows another girl.

- Be honest, I'm hotter than her, right?

Actually, don't be honest. Just say yes.

- Are you jealous? I thought you and Eric

were both hooking up with other people.

- Yeah, but when I do it

it's fun and flirty and feminist.

When he does it, it's offensive to women everywhere.

- ♪ Put them hands high ♪

[phone buzzing]

♪ Put them hands high ♪

♪ Put them hands ♪

- Kimberly, are you in there?

- Leighton, come in.

- Did you have an accident?

- No! I have to do

my hormone injections at the same time every day,

and in hindsight, I maybe shouldn't have chose 9:30 p.m.,

but can you please inject me?

- But why are you naked? - I was wearing a jumpsuit,

so I had to take the whole thing off.

- Where are your shoes? - There was a rock in one.

It's a separate issue. Can you please just

stick this just stick this in my tummy?

- Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

Okay, but please stop staying the word "tummy,"

all right, you're an 18-year-old girl,

not Winnie the fucking Pooh.

Okay.

All right.

- [inhales sharply]

How'd you get so good at this?

- I, um, had to do my mom's Botox

during the pandemic.

It was a challenging time for us all.

- Well, thank you. You're a lifesaver.

- Sure.

Um, but you don't like, expect me

to do this, like, every night, right?

- No, of course not.

- It's Theta's theme party week.

I would never ask that of you.

I 100% have it from here.

- ♪ Hello and good morning ♪ - Come, come.

- ♪ And make you mine mine ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Hello and good morning ♪ - Please stop.

No, I'm serious. Stop.

- ♪ How much time can a bad girl crush ♪

♪ When a bad girl crush ♪

♪ It's a bad girl ♪

♪ But how much time can a bad girl crush ♪

♪ Work work work work ♪

♪ Hello and good morning and make you mine mine ♪

- Let's go. - Thank you!

- Perfect.

That is the last shot. We are done.

We are done. - Thank you so much.

- Mm-hmm.

- I felt so close to you this week.

I don't say this enough, but I love you.

- You've said it many times.

The hormones must be working.

- Hey, hotties. Heads-up,

I left a lot of body glitter in that shower.

- Oh, good to know. - Um, are you still good

to drive me tomorrow? - Yeah.

It'll be you, me, my mom's Ford Fiesta,

and to pass the time, my favorite album,

voice recordings of me singing Disney songs.

- Ah! - Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Travis is driving you to Boston for your procedure?

- He's the only person I know who has a car on campus.

- I will just take us. - But you don't have a car.

Right, but I do have a phone number

to a car service, which is all we need.

- Leighton, that's so nice.

Do car services have a dress code I should be aware of?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [scoffs] Look at this dumb piece

that dumb bitch Dana wrote.

"12 Corporate Logos That Look Like My Vagina."

Ugh, what a hack.

- That literally sounds like something you would write.

- Sure, but I would've been able

to come up with at least 14.

- And the presence of an asymmetric carbon atom

can cause--anyone?

- A chiral molecule.

- Correct. Nice.

- You were so smart today.

You were like, "Uh, it's a spiral molecule. Bam!"

- It's chiral, not spiral.

- And, uh, bam! She bams again.

- [laughs] - Good job, today, Moriah.

- Hey, you go ahead. I'll catch you later.

- [sighs]

- Hey, Paul. Uh, so, my name is actually Whitney.

- Ooh. - Just wanted to make

that clear, 'cause you called me Moriah

a couple times, so...

I'm Whitney, she's Moriah.

All right? We good?

- Mm, mm-hmm.

Can I talk in private?

I promise you I am not a racist.

- I didn't say you were, Paul.

Just trying to tell you my name.

- [sniffles]

- Please don't cry. - Mixing you two up

was an honest mistake. - Okay, so--

- And I know what I'm doing now

is putting my trauma onto you,

so I am stopping.

But let me say that I love Black people

and culture, and I support Black businesses

whenever possible.

- Okay. - You good? I feel good.

Hug it out? - Uh...

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- Leighton! Hold up!

Hold up.

- Do I know you? - We're in an eight-person

math seminar twice a week.

My name's Jimin.

- And I'm Maurice. - Right.

Um, it was so great to catch up.

- Are you going to the Hackathon today?

- The--the what-a-what?

- It's the math department's craziest day of the year.

- We spend 24 hours trying to solve a PhD-level equation.

- And some years, we do.

- Well, we could really use another smart person

on our team.

I really love the passion you're showing

for this depressing event, but...

sadly, I can't.

My roommate and I are going out of town.

Also, for future notice,

I will not be joining any math-based extracurriculars.

So--

- Oh. We'll be livestreaming it if you wanna tune in.

- I--I am so sorry; you are just out of earshot.

Yeah. - We'll be livestreaming it

if you wanna tune in. - Okay, amazing. Thank you!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, Eric. - Hi.

- Oh, hi, Dana. Sorry, didn't see you there.

- How? - Eric, can I steal you

for a sec?

- I was actually just leaving.

I will see you later.

Bye, Dana!

So, uh, what's later?

Do you two have a board game club or something?

- We're going to that Theta party.

- Oh, nice.

I'm going to that party with someone else too.

- Great.

- Did my phone just buzz?

- I don't think so. - Oh, it did.

It was him. [laughs]

You can meet him at the party.

- Sure.

- [knocking]

Aaron!

- Um--who are you?

- [laughs] Don't be ridiculous.

I'm Bela.

- Okay. - Well, I'll be your date

to your party today.

- Did I ask you? - You didn't.

I'll pick myself up at 4:00.

Bye!

- The fuck?

[upbeat music]

- Leighton, I honestly can't thank you enough.

This is the fanciest car I've ever been in.

I mean, look at these gorgeous wooden trims.

- I'm glad you like it.

- Like it? I love it!

I mean, there are seat heaters in the back.

What is this? Like, a moving spa?

- Your parents have a car, right?

- Yeah. We used to have two.

- ♪ 'Cause lately ♪

- What are you doing? Are you on some, like,

cool gay dating app?

- No, I'm watching this dumb math Hackathon.

- You're watching math? Like, for fun?

- Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm just letting it play

so that my teacher knows that I'm watching.

I'm not, like, paying attention or anything.

Oh, come on, Jimin! How do you mess up

a problem like that? [chuckles]

- Leighton? - Hm?

- I think someone forgot four water bottles in the back.

Should we tell the driver?

- Kimberly, those are for us.

- Holy shit!

I feel like a celebrity.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Do you need help? You've been staring

at that form for, like, ten minutes.

- [sighs] It says I can't sue them

if I die during the procedure.

I'm kinda freaking out.

- I promise you are gonna be okay.

- I've never been put under before. Have you?

- Once. - How was it?

- Bad. - Oh!

I was hoping you'd say good.

- [sighs] I was 16,

and I was getting my wisdom teeth removed.

- Oh. - And the nurse told me

that people, like, lose their inhibitions

and say all this crazy shit to their family

and, like, their deep secrets when they wake up.

So I spent the entire time terrified

that I had accidentally come out to my mom.

- But you didn't. - No.

Although I did say a lot of other crazy stuff

that Nico taped, and um,

I will be doing the same to you.

[laughter]

You're gonna be fine.

- Thank you so much for coming with me.

I would be so much more scared if I were alone.

- Oh, you could be worse than alone.

You could be with Travis.

[laughter] - Well, I appreciate it.

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

Is this crazy? - It's crazy.

- [laughs] - I--I'm fine. It's fine.

- Hang on. - Mm-hmm.

- Just--

[line trilling] Scoot.

- Kimberly!

- Oh, what's up, my girl?

- [laughs] Hey, guys!

- Is it over? Did you already have the baby?

- Oh, no, I'm not having-- - I'm kidding.

But you know what I'm not kidding about?

You look hospital hot. - Oh, it's true!

You look good!

- Thank you. - [laughs] Okay.

All right, this is getting way too sentimental,

so we gotta go. - Good luck!

I'm so proud of you!

- We love you! - You got this!

- Bye, love you! [phone chimes]

- All right.

You ready?

- I am. - Good.

[funky music]

♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ I'ma boss now single when I walk ♪

♪ I'ma boss now single when I talk ♪

♪ I'ma boss now droppin' 50 grand ♪

♪ I'ma boss now bottles in my hand ♪

- This party looks sick. - Sure does.

Actually, I can't really see. Amazon Basics does not make

a quality contact lens, but it's worth it to look hot.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go run a hot lap

and see who checks me out.

♪ ♪

- Oh! - Oh, I am so sorry.

- Oh, man.

♪ ♪

- There's my date.

- Me? - [laughs] You're cute.

We talked about this two hours ago.

- Okay, what is this about?

- Look, bro, I am using your body

to make another man jealous, so could you please

just take your shirt off and flex your abs the whole time

while I introduce you?

- ♪ I'ma boss now single when I talk ♪

- Sure. - That is so cool of you.

You are so down to earth. I will need to ice your nipples

real quick to get them hard first.

- Can't we just go meet this person?

- Jeez! So much for being down to earth.

- ♪ Get up and dance ♪

- Whoa, Eric!

I completely forgot you'd be here.

Oh, have you met my date, Aaron?

- Hey. Um, Bela, what's going on with your eyes?

- Aren't they exotic? And look how hot Aaron's body is.

Hey, Dingo. Sorry, it is Dingo, right?

- It's Dana. - Oh, my God. Of course.

Are you having fun? - We actually just got here.

We were at my apartment watching a movie.

- Nice. Which movie? - "Knives Out."

I loved it. - Me too.

- I can't wait for the sequels.

- Whoa, they're making sequels?

both: Yeah.

- Ow, my eye!

- Are you okay? - My straw hit it.

It's fine, I can still see.

But I do need to go check in on a friend

who's doing a thing.

Aaron, are you coming?

- Nah, I'm good.

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- Okay, can we have a shit talk corner?

- Ooh, you know that's my favorite activity.

- I'm actually majoring in it right now.

- So I had a really weird run-in with one of my TAs.

- Did you see him in shorts?

I hate seeing an authority figure's knees.

- No. Uh, so he confused me

with the other Black girl in our class,

and when I tried to casually correct him,

he started crying.

- He pulled the white tears card?

- If I had a dollar for every time that happened...

I'd only have 63 cents.

'Cause Black women make significantly less

on the dollar. - The whole thing

was exhausting. - No cap, I was so naive

for thinking it'd be different in college.

My freshman roommate apologized to me

for going on a safari.

- A white girl on my floor once asked me

if I knew how to cornrow her hair.

And, I mean, I do know how to do it,

but you can't just ask me that.

- I did mean to ask you,

can you do my hair on Saturday?

- Oh, yeah, girl. I got you.

- What's annoying is, I'm the one

who's still thinking about it.

Like, now I have to feel bad

about upsetting him?

- Preserving my chill is my number one,

so personally, I would ignore his ass.

- Or you can switch places with the other girl one day

and really mess with him. - [laughs]

I needed this. I'm so glad I ran into y'all.

- You could run into us a lot more

if you stopped by KJ.

I mean, I know there was drama with Canaan

the last time you were there, but that don't mean

you can't come through.

- Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

I will. [laughs] I will.

both: Okay.

- ♪ Hey ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm never not ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪

- Leighton. - Hey!

You absolutely killed it!

The nurse said you did amazing.

They got, like, 28 eggs from you.

- Is that good?

- Based off a Google search I did

while you were drooling in your sleep,

it's great. - Oh, yay.

I did it. - [laughs]

Hell yeah, you did!

- Oh, Leighton, can I tell you a secret?

- Okay. - You're gay,

and I love you for it.

- Welp, this is gonna be a long car ride home.

- [giggles] - [laughs]

[thumping music]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

- Be outside, bitch!

- Bela, it's me.

♪ ♪

- God, you look like my family's Husky.

- Ugh.

- What is going on with you?

- What is going on with you and that wet-mouthed

trollop son of a bitch, Dana?

- I think you might

be a little bit jealous of Dana.

- [laughs] No, I don't think so.

- You can't have it both ways, Bela.

You're clearly dangling that dude's muscles in my face,

and you freak out the second I'm with somebody else.

What do you want? - I don't know anymore.

I thought I wanted to be a fun, non-monogamous

boss bitch, but now I think I just wanna, like...

date you.

- You do?

- Yeah.

- Okay. Let's do it.

- Take your pants off.

- I need you to take that other contact out.

- You have your heated blanket,

iPad, and your sad, sad selection of snacks.

- Oh, I forgot that I got raisins!

- [laughs] - Tonight's gonna be lit.

What are you gonna do? - Hang here with you.

- Solve for D if the value of K is 4.

- 13? - Sorry, that's wrong.

- Jimin! How do you mess up a simple differential equation?

- Leighton? - Hmm?

- I think you wish you were at that Hackaton.

- Are you kidding me?

No, I have no interest in spending time

with those nerds. - But I think

you might be a nerd.

- Excuse you.

- What's 715 divided by 62?

- 11.53. - Whoa!

Is that right?

I deleted the calculator app on my phone,

and I can't get it back.

- Look, I don't take math classes

because I'm some loser who loves numbers.

I do it because I am really good at it.

And I enjoy being better at things than everyone else.

- Then go be good. - No.

Even if I wanted to, I am not gonna

leave you here tonight.

But I'm fine.

You don't have to worry about me, I swear.

[light electronic music]

Go.

- Okay, maybe I will just, like, pop in

for just, like, a sec.

♪ ♪

If anyone asks, I am at an exclusive yacht party

in, um-- in whatever ocean's closest.

- Okay.

[upbeat funky music]

♪ ♪

- I'm outie with Eric...

my boyfriend.

- You got boyf'd?

- Yeah, I got boyf'd so hard

in the bathroom I can barely walk.

- Horrible!

- This is a dirty frat house.

- Go have fun with your man.

I'm gonna stay for a bit. - [clicks tongue] Okay.

- Okay, so Canaan just texted,

and he's on his way. - Ay! Finally.

♪ ♪

- Actually, I'ma head out too,

get something to eat before bed.

- Hell, no! You are not about to flee this party

because Canaan is coming, we just talked about this.

- Oh, my God. That is not what this is.

I'm just tired. Y'all need to chill.

See you later.

♪ ♪

- And according to one study

elderly friendships serve a purpose

far beyond enjoyment.

They're also saving lives.

- Oh, that's fascinating. - Tell me, how did your...

- [inhales sharply] - Life change

after you met Barney?

Ugh. - Well, I hug more now.

- [groans] - Oh, you love to hug?

- I--I love to give hugs.

[toilet flushes]

[somber guitar music]

♪ ♪

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Staying in tonight?

- Mm-hmm. [door handle rattles]

- Are you okay? - Uh, yeah

I just had a little medical procedure done today

and I'm not feeling well,

and now I'm locked out of my suite,

and I left my phone in there.

- Well, why don't we just go wait in my room

until your friends get home? - No, no.

I'm fine. Go have fun.

- I'm not going to leave you like this.

It's all good. Come on.

- All right.

[gentle music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I wasn't gonna let a pandemic

stop me from salsa dancing with my friends.

- Kimberly? - So you've been dancing

together over the internet? - Oh, we had the time

of our lives.

- But then a new obstacle developed.

Phillip's vision was failing.

[light music]

- ♪ Don't know why ♪

- Hey.

- Hey. - Uh, what happened?

- She got locked out and wasn't feeling well.

- And you just, like, took care of her?

♪ ♪

That's cool. - It's all good.

I've actually had to nurse a lot of sickliens

back to health at home.

But she's a better patient.

- A lot to unpack there.

Help me get her back to our room?

- Yeah, sure.

♪ ♪

Kimber.

Your roommate's here.

You wanna go back to bed? - Mm.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

- Come on. - ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh-oh since your first solo ♪

- Monogamous sex just hits different.

- Bela, it's been one night.

- And yet I am changed.

- Hello, Whitney.

There's actually something I wanted to share with you.

I've been listening to this illuminating podcast

on race relations in academia--

- Ooh, look, Paul, uh,

I know you mean well, and congrats

on doing the work,

but I don't want every conversation we have together

to be about my Blackness and your whiteness.

That is not our thing.

I want our thing to be that you're my TA,

and I'm your student, and you just get my name right.

Can we do that, Paul?

- And oh, my God, do not cry right now.

Okay, I really don't wanna have to console you

about this again.

That should not be my job.

- Right, yeah.

- We good? - So good.

- Thank you.

Hmm.

Hey, Moriah, I'm Whitney.

- Oh, I know. [laughter]

- You crushed it, Leighton.

We never would've gotten second without you.

- Yes, that's correct.

- We'll get first next time.

- We? Oh, okay,

if I do this again, I'm 100%

teaming up with the winners.

They've already asked-- [car horn honks]

- Hello! Can you move?

- I'm late for class, and I'm trying to park.

Today? Go!

[Photronique's "It's Showtime"]

♪ ♪

[car door shuts] [keys jangle]

- Hey, I have-- I have that same bag.

- Sure. Great.

- ♪ Y-O-L-O that's all we know ♪

♪ You gotta show me what you got ♪

♪ And we can start the show ♪

♪ You betta turn it turn it up

♪ Like it's a radio and it's yo song ♪

- She's so hot. - ♪ Are you ready to go? ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ YOLO ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo, that's wat we know ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo, you only live once ♪

♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪

♪ It's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo, Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ L-O ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo, that's how we roll ♪

- ♪ We roll ♪ - ♪ You only get one shot

♪ Betta get out there and get it ♪

♪ It's showtime, that's all we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo, read the words on my lips ♪

- ♪ I trap 'em ♪ - ♪ Hear me, hear me ♪

♪ Makin' all them hits ♪ - ♪ I'm platinum ♪

- ♪ Who livin' it up betta than this? ♪

- ♪ Oh, stop it ♪ - ♪ Money got me wide ♪

♪ All in my hips ♪ - ♪ Deep pockets ♪

- ♪ Party-arty-arty all the time ♪

♪ Aye, aye ♪ - ♪ And I ain't got ♪

♪ No problems on my mind ♪ - ♪ Aye, aye ♪

- ♪ Partner, you gon' let me come inside ♪

- ♪ Aye, aye ♪ - ♪ You know I'm why ♪

♪ They all standin' in line, you only get one shot ♪

♪ So you betta make it good ♪

♪ Keep the night feelin' right ♪

♪ From the hills to the hood, I could party all day ♪

♪ And I wish somebody would ♪

♪ Tell me turn down YOLO understood ♪

♪ Aeeyo ♪ - ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪

♪ Aeeyo, that's all we know ♪

- ♪ You only live once ♪

♪ Betta turn it, turn it up ♪

♪ It's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo Y-O-L-O ♪ - ♪ L-O ♪

- ♪ Aeeyo, that's how we roll ♪

- ♪ We roll ♪ - ♪ You only get one shot ♪

♪ Betta get out there and get it ♪

♪ It's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo ♪

♪ Aye-aye-aye, aeeyo ♪

♪ Aye aye it's showtime ♪

♪ That's all we know ♪

♪ Aeeyo ♪

- Go to bed.

[dramatic musical flourish]