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pulsing,�energetic�music
[Dani] How'd�it�go�with�Nat?
Did�she�give�us�permission to�live�together?
She�didn't�say�no.
She�just�said�she�wants�to know�you�better.
Are�you�dating�me�or�her?
Oh,�my.�Daniela...
I�think�I'm�gonna�go back�to�school.
[Sophie] I�mean,�wow,�that's�incredible.
[Angie] Are�you�breaking�up�with�me?
Worst�first�night of�college�ever.
[Kayla] � I�mean,�you're�single and�in�L.A.
Ooh.
This�could�be,�like, my�ho�phase.
[Shane] � You�and�me, let's�open�that�second�bar.
I'll�do�anything�with�you.
Oh,�no. You've�got�the�itch.
What�itch?
[Alice] Things�get�too�real,
you�get�restless,
and�then�you�start�to, like,�wiggle.
Please.�I�don't�wiggle.
I�need�to�go.
[Alice�and�Bette] Yes.
[Bette] � I�need�to�go! Oh,�my�God.
[Tina] � You're...�you're�not thinking�clearly.
You�love�it�here.
You�love�your�friends and�your�job.
[Bette] That's�true.
That's�all�true, but�I�love�you�more.
Please,�may�I�come�with�you?
No,�they�just�have something�real,�you�know.
That�would�be�nice.
[Daniela] I'm�sorry�for�reacting
the�way�I�did�earlier.
I�love�you.
I�don't�find�trouble,�yeah
Trouble�finds�me
[sirens�wailing]
[helicopter�blades�whirring]
[indistinct�radio�chatter]
You�look�good,
but�we�should�bring�you�in for�observation.
[Gigi] Okay.�Thank�you�so�much.
[paramedic] White�female,�conscious,
presenting�with�head�injuries...
Hi.
Hey,�you.
gentle�music
-Whoa. -That's�my�face.
-Sorry. -Mm.
I�think�I�might�have�just pressed�glass�into�your�skin.
You've�always�been�good in�crisis.
-Yeah. -[paramedic]�Sorry,�ma'am.
[Dani]�Hey,�I'm�looking for�my�girlfriend.
-[paramedic]�Yeah,�she's�there. -[Dani]�Oh,�thank�you.
Hey.
Hey,�I�got�here as�fast�as�I�could.
Great.
Oh,�my�God.
-Are�you�okay? -I�am�okay.
[Nat] I'll�just�wait�outside.
-Ow,�ow,�ow,�ow,�ow. -Sorry.
I'll�be�right�back,�okay?
Nat?
[Dani�sighs]
Uh,�thank�you�for�getting�here
-as�fast�as�you�did. -Oh.
Yeah,�I'm�her�emergency�contact,
so�I�had�a�head�start.
Oh,�well,�that's...
Which�we�should�change, you�know?
It�should�be�you.
Right.
[paramedic] Only�one�of�you�can�ride.
Oh,�that-that's�me.
Yeah.
[Nat]�Well,�call�me if�you�need�anything.
I'll�be�around.
"Trouble's�Comin'" by�Rayelle
It's�going�down,�down,�down
You�can�feel�it�all�around, round,�round
Ain't�no�way�to�stop�it�now, now,�now
Better�start�running
Running,�running
[stage�bell�ringing]
[Alice] Can�you�believe
they�let�me�make�this�show a�hundred�times?
Yes.�It's�gonna�be a�great�show.
Oh,�my�God, the�dating�show�segment?
-Yeah. -Genius.
Thank�you. The�flowers�look�great.
And�all�the�contestants have�been�vetted,�right?
Yes.
Okay,�'cause�I'm�looking for�the�one.
Right.�No�cults, no�mixed�martial�arts�and...
[assistant] What�do�you�think?
-Yes. -[assistant]�You�got�it.
...no�improvisers�of�any�kind.
Yeah,�that�last�one's very�important.
-[sighs] -What�if�this�really�works?
I�mean,�what�if I�find�my�person?
-Oh,�my�God!�Yeah. -Wouldn't�it�be�amazing?
-Soso�and�Allyce? -That's�us.
I'm�sorry�if I'm�butchering�those.
My�coworker�Kim�here�got�bit by�a�pig�at�her�family�reunion
and�her�thumb hasn't�been�the�same.
-Oh,�sorry�about�your�thumb. -[Kim]�Thanks.
Right,�well,�I'll�see�you out�there.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh!�You.�Alice.
Uh,�yeah,�that's�me. [chuckles]
[Taylor] Yeah,�I�mean,
I�guess�I�shouldn't�be�surprised given�where�I�am,
I�mean,�physically...
-Oh,�in�the... -Here.�Yeah.
-Yeah.�Lines�up. -Yeah.
'Cause�the�show's called � Alice...
Hang�on.
I�can�add�a�little�something special�here.
Kim�usually�does�the�latte�art,
but�I'll�give�it�my�best�shot.
Ta-da.
-Oh,�you�made�a,�um... -I�can�do�a�heart,
but�that�just�felt a�little�obvious,
so�I�went�with�chaos.
Or�a�little�modern�art.
[chuckling] It�was�nice�to�meet�you.
-Yeah,�you,�too. -Good�luck�on�the�show.
Oh,�are�you�gonna�stay and�watch?
[Taylor] No,�no,�no,�no.
Um,�I'll�have�to�overanalyze this�conversation
for�like�two�hours,�so...
Why?�It's�going�so�well.
[laughs]
No,�you�should�stay�and�watch.
It's-it's�nice�to�have real�fans�in�the�audience
and�not�just�confused tourists�who�think
they're�here�to�see�Ellen.
[chuckling] Sold.
Okay,�great.
slow,�wistful�music
[door�opens]
[door�closes]
-Hey. -Hey.
Going�to�the�new�bar. Want�to�break�some�shit?
-Uh...�yeah. -Yeah?
That�actually�sounds�like a�dream�come�true.
[Shane] Let's�go.
[Finley] Holy�shit.
-[Shane]�Let's�have�some�fun. -�"Pony"�by�Ginuwine
I'm�just�a�bachelor
I'm�looking�for�a�partner
Someone�who�knows how�to�ride
Without�even�falling�off
Got�to�be�compatible
Takes�me�to�my�limits
Girl,�when�I�break�you�off
I�promise�that�you�won't wanna�get�off
If�you're�horny
Let's�do�it, ride�it,�my�pony
My�saddle's�waiting
Come�and�jump�on�it
If�you're�horny,�let's�do�it
Ride�it,�my�pony
My�saddle's�waiting
Come�and�jump�on�it
[grunting]
Hey.
[panting]
You�think�I'd�be,�like, good�at�school?
[panting] What?
You�know,�like,�college.
I�don't�know. Were�you�any�good�before?
-No,�not�really. -[door�opens]
Yes,�I�love�that�place. I'll�meet�you�there.�Um...
Sorry,�can�you�hold�on just�one�second.
Um,�hi.�What�the�hell�do�the�two of�you�think�you're�doing?
We�don't�start�demo until�tomorrow.
[Shane] I�know.�I�know,�I�know,�I�know,
but�we�got�a�head�start, and�look�how�much�we�got�done.
I�mean,�check�that�out.
Come�on. Come�on,�have�a�whack.
It's�a�maj�stress�reliever. Have�a�whack.
No,�Finley,�I�don't�want�to give�it�a�whack.
All�right.�Your�loss.
Oh,�shit!�Fuck!
Okay.
I'm�gonna�stop�the�water.
I�got�it! I�got�it!
Finley,�go�around�the�corner.
It's�not�a�big�deal,�Tess.
-Truly.�Just�calm�down. -You�there?
Yeah,�actually, can�you�meet�me�here?
Great,�I'm�gonna�text�you the�address�right�now.
Okay,�bye.
This�is�exactly�why
you�should�not�be fucking�around�in�here.
-It's�just... -[Tess]�I�have�got�so�much
on�my�plate�already and�now,�this.
-Tess,�it's�just�an�accident. -You're�gonna�have�to�tell�Alice
that�I�can't�make�it�tonight
because�I'm�gonna�be�here waiting�for�a�plumber.
[Shane] Why?�No,�no,�no.
I�can�help�with�that.
Your�help�is�how�this�happened. So�thanks,�but�no�thanks.
[Shane�sighs]
[panting] All�right,�then.
I�should�just�stay out�of�your�way�then.
Hmm?
-Yeah. -Yeah,�I�will.
[sighs] Oh,�my�God.
slow,�tranquil�music
[Sophie] � Did�you�get the�chocolate�fountain?
[Dani]�Yup.�Whatever�Alice wants,�I'll�make�it�happen.
It's�her�show. [chuckles]
-Oh,�yeah. -Okay,�leaving�now.
-All�right,�see�you�there. -Bye.
Hi�and�bye.
Have�you�seen�my�other�earring? Is�it�in�the�bathroom?
I�didn't�see�it.
Mm.�I'm�sorry. [kisses]
Just�borrow�a�pair�of�mine.
Your�car's�gonna�be�here at�3:00.
He's�usually a�little�early,�so...
-[Gigi]�Okay. -[knock�on�door]
Not�that�early.
Oh,�it's...
Nat.
-Hi. -Hi.
Um...
Sorry,�what�are�you... what�are�you�doing�here?
Oh,�hi. Uh,�Gigi�just�called�me.
Oh.
I�can't�get�ready�on�my�own,
and�I�didn't�want�you to�be�late.
Yeah. [chuckles]
Happy�to�help.
-Right. -Yeah.
No.�Sure,�that's�great.
[chuckles]
Yeah.�Um,�I�will...
see�you...�both
at�Alice's�show�later�then?
[Nat] Oh,�yeah.
I�will�be�there.
Margaret�Cho is�on�my�bucket�list.
-[chuckles]�Not�to... -Great.
...fuck,�just�meet.
-Sure.�Right.�Um... -[chuckles]
All�right.�I�love�you.
Love�you.
Bye!
[door�opens]
-Hi! -Hi.
-How�are�you�doing? -[door�closes]
Uh,�I�feel�like�shit.
-[chuckles] -But�I'm�on�a�lot�of�drugs.
-Nice. -No,�I'm�good.
Honestly...�[stammers] I've�had�five�days�off.
I�can't�remember�the�last�time I�had�five�days�off.
Oh.�Well, I�actually�do�remember.
Yeah,�it�was�when�you�got�hand, foot�and�mouth�from�the�kids,
and�I�don't�think�you�went�out in�public�for,�like,�a�week.
Okay,�fine.
Last�time�was�when�I�had hand,�foot�and�mouth.
Yeah.
Do�you�want�to�talk�about...
...what�happened the�other�night?
No.
-[laughing] -All�right.�[chuckles]
I�mean,�honestly,�it�was...
it�was�nothing.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Right? -Mm.�Yes.
slow,�somber�music
Yeah,�no,�no. It's-it's�good,�Mom,�I�swear.
Jordi's�just...�having�trouble with�boundaries
and,�like,�texting�me�a�lot.
But�I'm�fine,�you�know?
I'm-I'm�excited�for�class, you�know?
I�feel�like�it's,�um...
a�fresh�start,�you�know?
Okay.�I�love�you.
Yes.�Yes,�yes, it's�on�my�keychain.
Okay.�I�love�you.�Bye.
[soft�chatter]
Hey,�y'all! Um,�my�name�is�Samuel�Hendrix.
I�am�your�professor.
We're�gonna�investigate�our own�individual�creativity,�'kay?
Um,�I�am�a�poet,
a�songwriter, a�lousy�piano�player
and�I�wrote�a�book�once.
That�therefore�qualifies�me
to�be�your�Introduction to�Creative�Writing�instructor.
-Welcome,�y'all. -[chuckling]
-Okay... -[whispers]�Fuck�me.
So...
we're�gonna...
we're�gonna�jump�right�in.
-Hey! -Hey!
-Happy�100th. -[gasps]
The�chart.
-Right? -Oh!
God,�where�it�all�began.
Just�a�reminder of�your�humble�beginnings.
I�love�it.�Let's�hang�it.
Take�that�down. I�can't�stand�this�picture.
I�did�your�hair�for�that.
Well,�I�like�my�hair.�I�just...
This�is�better.
[Shane] Right?
[Alice] Love�it!
-Ugh.�Oh- -Do�you�still�talk�to�her?
-No.�No,�no. -She�was�really�cute.
Um,�Bette�and�Tina�got�me
-those�flowers. -That's�nice.
-Pretty. -Glad�they're�making�it�work.
Mm.�Tom�got�me a�basket�of�Bic�pens.
-That's�odd. -Well,�you�know,�I�turned�down
-the�marriage�proposal. -Right.
But�he's�still�able to�be�a�good�friend.
Or�he's�still�hoping.
[sighs]
Honestly,�either�way�is�fine.
Is�this�for�me,�too?
-What?�Oh,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no. -This�one.
That's�just my�old�hair�products.
Oh.�Yeah,�I�don't�want�that.
I�know�you�don't,�but�Ivy�does.
And�I�figured I'd�give�'em�to�her,�so...
Okay.
Do�you�know where�I�can�find�her?
-Yeah.�Over�here. -[clears�throat]
You�two�really�hit�it�off the�other�night.
-No,�it�was�just�work. -Mm.
Where's�Tess?
Unfortunately, she's�not�able�to�make�it.
So�she�wanted�me to�send�you�her�love.
Well,�I'm�sorry she's�gonna�miss�it.
Me,�too.
Oh.�Real�quick-
don't�sit�in�the�front.
I�don't�want to�give�too�much�away,
but�there�is a�lube�slip-and-slide.
It�might�get�a�little�messy.
How�do�you�come�up with�this�shit?
Okay,�so,�VIPs�are�gonna�hang
-in�the � Alice � lounge. -Huh.
I�got�this�queer�winemaker to�sponsor�it.
Um,�the�list is�getting�pretty�long�though,
so�I'm�thinking�we�do�overflow in�the�greenroom.
All�right,�that�sounds...�good.
I�mean,�that'll�work.
-Um... -Oh,�hey,�how's�Gigi?
Uh,�you�know, ribs�take�a�while�to�heal.
But�other�than�that,�she's�fine.
Okay.�Well,�hey,�um... [clicks�tongue]
when's�she's�feeling�better,
why�don't�you�guys�come�over for�dinner?
-With�me�and�Finley. -Uh...
M-Maybe.
Ouch.
I�said�maybe.
-Come�on. -[scoffs]
-This�bitch. -�Didn't�see�that�coming
Didn't�see�that�coming
There's�also,�I�think, like,�a�pipe�or�something
-rattling�in�the�ceiling. -Okay.
Could�be�animals.
-Rats. -[Finley]�Uh-oh.
I�stopped�feeding�'em.
Okay,�I'm�gonna�check everything�out.
Okay,�great.�Thank�you.
If�you�need�anything�from�me, just�come
and�find�me. I'll�be�here�all�day.
-Sounds�great. -'Kay.
Tess,�please�don't�stay�here.
I'm�the�one that�broke�the�pipe.
I�know,�but-
Listen,�you�shouldn't�have to�stay�with�the�plumber.
I-I�want�to.�Really.�Please?
[stammers] No,�it's�fine.
My�sponsee's already�on�the�way�and-
I�got�the�highlighter. I�got�the�book.
-I�know�the�AA�deal. -[chuckles�softly]
-I�can't�ask�you�to�do�that. -No,
you're�not�asking.
Please?
I�want�to.
Let�me�make�this�right.
Come�on.�Go�be�with�Shane.
I�was...
way�harsh�on�her�earlier.
soft,�somber�music
[indistinct�chatter]
[Hendrix]�Next�week's�gonna�be a�deep�dive�into�structure,
so�be�ready�for�that.
Also,�if�you�want to�hear�some�great�writing,
my�buddy�is�doing�a�reading at�the�campus�bookstore.
Hi,�excuse�me. Will�you�just�wait�one�second?
-Yeah. -Um,�yeah,�that's�it.
Um,�hi.
Uh,�I�have�a�quick�question for�you.
[quietly] Um...
it�is�you,�right?
Yeah,�yeah,�yeah,�yeah, I�knew�it�was�you.�[laughs]
[laughs] Hi!
Um,�yes,�I�just-
I�wanted�to�say I'm�sorry�about...
like,�kissing�you the�other�night.
Um,�just�please�know�that�won't, like,�ever�happen�again.
I�had�just�broken�up with�my�first�girlfriend
who�I�was�in�love�with, and�my�moms�are,�like,
getting�back�together, which�is,�like,�a�whole�thing.
And�it's�my- it's�my�first�week�of�college.
Anyway,�I�just�want�you�to�know
if-if�you�want�me�to,�like, drop�your�class,�I�totally�will.
I'm�happy�you're�in�my�class.
Okay.
Okay.�Great.
I'll�see�you�next�week?
See�ya.
lighthearted�music
[chuckles]
[stage�manager] Give�Alice�five.
[assistant] I�thought�you�gave�Wardrobe�ten.
Yeah,�but�we�got�to�give�Alice five�so�she�gets�here�on�time.
-Oh,�gotcha. -[Shane]�No,�no,�it's�yours.
Thank�you.�Thank�you,�thank�you.
-You�don't�need�to�thank�me. -Five�minutes.
That�was�collecting�dust in�my�garage.
What?
This�is�literally�liquid�gold.
Y'all�hear�that? Nobody�touch�my�shit.
-This�is�a�no-fly�zone. -[hairdresser]�Okay,�okay.
[announcer] 15�minutes,�everyone.
15�minutes�till�showtime.
All�right, I'm�gonna�go�get�my�seat.
You�don't�want to�hang�back�here?
This�is�where�all�the�fun�is.
"All�Diamonds"�by�Nightgames
I'll�find�a�place
For�myself...
[comedian]�I�feel lots�of�love�here,�people.
-[Dani]�Okay. -[comedian]�Uh-huh.
-You�know�what�time�it�is. -All�right,�can�I�get�you
any�water�or�anything? You�want�some...
Oh,�I�heard�there�was�champagne.
[audience�whooping,�laughing]
No,�you're-�I�mean,�you're probably�busy.�I-I�could�get�it.
-[Dani]�No,�I-I�can�get�it. -You're�so�busy.
I�will�get�it.
-You�sure?�Okay. -Yeah.
Yeah,�yeah,�yeah.
How�you�feeling?
-You�okay? -I'm�fine.
-Go�do�your�thing. -Okay.
Well,�the�show�starts�in�ten,
if�you�need�anything before�then.
[Nat] Oh!�I�do.
Uh,�these�are�for�Alice.
Yeah.�I�wanted
to�get�her�flowers, but�the�lady�by�the�side
of�the�freeway only�had�oranges�today,�so...
there�you�go.
S-So�you�got�oranges?
[chuckles] Okay.
-Yep. -Wonderful.
I'll�see�she�gets�these.
-Thanks. -Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I�feel�like�she�didn't�think that�was�funny.
-I�wouldn't�take�it�personally. -[chuckles]
'Kay.
You�got�some�fluff�in�your�hair.
Oh.
-Thanks. -Mm-hmm.
Got�it?
Hair's�looking�healthy.
You�finally�using�new�products?
Yeah,�actually.
It's,�uh, called�Grape�Jelly�by�Eli.
Yeah,�it's�applied�by�just flinging�it�across�the�table.
-[chuckles] -It's�in�high�demand.
I'll�try�and�get�you�his�number.
[snorts�softly]
[audience�laughing]
I�saw�you�when�I�got�hit.
Yeah,�I-I�can't�believe�how�fast I�was�able�to�get�there.
No.
The�way�they�say�your�life flashes�before�your�eyes.
I�saw�you�and�the�kids.
My�family.
soft,�sentimental�music
I'm�sure�it�was�just... the�adrenaline.
-You�know?�That's�all. -[Dani]�Here�you�go.
Oh,�thank�you.
Yeah.
[comedian] What�are�they?
That's�right.
Um,�she�didn't�bring�you a�glass.
No. [laughs]
You�know�what? That's�okay.�Actually,
I�think�I�have a�reusable�straw�in�here.
-[chuckles�softly] -Let's�see.
upbeat,�funky�music
Na-na-na,�na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na,�na-na-na-na
Whoo! Let's�take�it�from�the�top�now
Take�it�from�the�top...
Finley?
-Hi! -Hi.
-Carrie,�right? -Yes,�hi.
-Hi,�how�are�you? -I'm�good.
-Nice�to�meet�you. -Thank�you.�You,�too.
You�know, Tess�described�you�so�perfectly.
-Oh. -She�said,�"Leonardo�DiCaprio
from � Romeo�+�Juliet."
And�with�the�hair�and everything,�I�totally�see�it.
Wow,�that�is�weirdly�the�nicest thing�anybody's�ever�said�to�me.
Wow.
God,�I�must�be�on�some�kind of�gender�journey,�huh?
Yeah.�I�wouldn't�know�enough about�that�to�say.
-[chuckles�softly] -So�what�do�we�do?
Uh,�yeah,�sit�down.
-Right�here? -Yeah.
Okay.
Wait,�so�how�do�you�know�Tess?
I�hit�rock�bottom. I�went�on�a�bender.
That's�when�Tess became�my�sponsor.
So,�I'm�here
to�tell�you�about�the�tsunami of�depression�that...
kicked�my�ass�after�I�found�out
that�my�fiancée got�back�with�her�ex.
-Shit.�[inhales�sharply] -Yeah.
Well,�we�got�this�puppy to�guide�us.
-So,�silver�lining. -Okay.�Right.
-Yeah,�it�can't�hurt,�right? -Yeah.
But,�listen, I�got�to�hit�the�head�first.
I,�like,�pounded,�like,�a�gallon of�iced�tea�on�the�way�here.
Course. Uh,�the�water's�out�in�here,
but�right�around�the�corner is�Dana's.
Pop�in�there, there's�a�bathroom.
Okay,�great.�And,�listen,�I�got a�free�sub�with�my�punch�card.
If�you�want�one,�take�it.
Oh,�sweet.�Thanks.
What-what�is�it?
Uh,�it's�turkey�and�cheese, no�dressing.
I�don't�like�wet�bread.
[door�opens]
Copy�that.
[door�closes]
Kegel�and�hold. Kegel�and�hold.
Don't�sneeze.
Oh,�no.�Don't�sneeze.
Okay.
Almost�there.
Oh,�occupied!
-Oh,�geez! -Oh.
-Oh,�my,�oh... -Oh,�my�God.
-Oh,�boy.�Oh,�boy. -No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�oh,�my�God.
Oh,�my�God,�let�me�look�at�it.
-Oh,�it's�really�coming�out. -Is�it?�Oh,�no.
There's�no,�um,�toilet�paper.
-[laughs]�You... -Oh,�my�God.
-Oh,�it�hurts�when�I�laugh. -Oh,�my�God.
Oh,�it's�in�my�mouth. I�taste�the�blood.
-What�do�we�do? -Oh,�I�have�an�idea.
-Come�here,�come�over�here. -I�need�something.
Come�over�here,�come�over�here.
[Misty] Okay,�it's�working.
It�feels�okay,�actually.
-It�looks�amazing. -Thank�you.
[both�laughing]
Okay.�Um,�this�one?
-Yes? -I'm�going�to�take�it�out,
because�it�was�kind�of really�bleeding,
so�I'm�gonna�stick�a�new�one�in.
-Okay.�Right. -Okay?
Okay,�here�we�go. You�ready?
-Go.�Gentle. -Okay.
Don't�freak�out, don't�freak�out.
[exhales] We�did�it.
Oh,�I�can�breathe�again.
-Not�for�long. -You�got�it?
-I'm�going�to�jam�it�slowly... -Oh?�Yeah,�that's�nice.
-You�okay? -Not�too�hard.
-You�good? -That's�good.
-[chuckles]�Okay. -Thank�you.
-Looks�good. -My�name's�Carrie.
-I'm�Misty. -It's�nice�to�meet�you.
Nice�to�meet�you,�yeah.
You�do�well�under�pressure.
It's�a�good�thing�I�know�so much�about�leaky�pipes,�I�guess.
-Right. -Yeah.
Holy�shit, what�the�hell�happened?
-It's�a�long�story. -Yes,�it�is.
Yeah,�we're�all�good,�though.
-Yeah,�we're�good.�Yeah. -Yeah.�Don't�worry.
Oh,�there's,�like, no�toilet�paper
in�this�whole�entire�bathroom.
Oh,�that's�actually�my�fault.
I,�um,�yeah, I�was�supposed�to�do�that.
-[Misty]�Okay. -Are�you�sure�you're�good?
-Yeah,�yeah.�We're�good. -We're�good.
-You're�good. -We're�good.
[clears�throat] Okay...
Ooh,�la,�la...
[Sophie] � All�right, contestants,�are�you�ready?
Here�are�your�microphones, all�right?
You're�gonna�talk into�them�like�this,
-blah,�blah,�blah. -[clattering]
-Wait�a�minute. -Somebody�cut�her�off.
Where's�contestant�number�three?
[slurring] Are�these�Beyond�Beef,
or�are�these�the�real�deal?
[assistant]�Guys,�just�be aware�of�what's�going�on.
[muttering] Anybody-�you�don't�know.
Mmm... [slurping]
[gasps�softly] Fuck�my�life.
[exhales]
[Alice]�You�know,�I'm�much better�with�emotional�ties.
[audience�laughing]
This�feels a�little�more�literal.
[laughter]
But�it�does�remind�me�a�lot of�a�relationship�I�was�in�once.
Oh...!
-[cheering] -[Alice]�I�did�it!
Thank�you.
[announcer] Hang�tight,�everyone.
15�minutes until�the�next�segment.
There's�nothing�suspicious about�anything�you're�doing.
What,�am�I�not�being�discrete?
Uh,�no.�You'd�be a�terrible�criminal.
Oh,�please. I�could�commit�crimes.
Yeah,�and�not�get�away�with�it.
That's�just�mean. It's�mean�and�it's�wrong.
[quietly] I�could...�kill.
[chuckling] Or�maybe�pillage�something.
Can�I�tell�you�something?
Mm-hmm.
I�keep�trying�to�understand�what I�was�feeling�in�that�moment.
Like,�what�it�means that�I�saw�you.
Do�you�think�it�means�anything?
Are�you�smizing�at�me?
Smizing?
Smizing? From � Top�Model?
[chuckling]
Can�you�please stop�making�me�laugh?
-My�ribs�are�bruised. -What?�What�do�you�watch?
My�ribs�are�bruised.
Well,�stop�saying ridiculous�things.
You're�the�one�being�ridiculous.
Um,�actually,�you're the�one�with�a�head�injury.
You�were�concussed�and�now you're�drinking�on�painkillers,
so�I'm�pretty�sure you're�not�thinking�straight.
Safe�to�say.
-We�met�at�18. -I�know.
-Well,�you�were�19. -No,�you're�older�than�me.
-No,�I'm�not. -Yes,�you�are.
-I-I�always�mix�that�up. -I�know,�I�don't�understand.
-You�were�18? -Yes.
[Nat�chuckles]
gentle�music
[chuckles]
-Dani,�Dani,�Dani! -Thank�you�so�much.
-Dani,�I�need�a�favor. -Thank�you.
Why�don't�you�carry your�own�tampons?
-What?�No.�I... -Hi.
I-I�lost�a�contestant for�the�dating�game,
and�I�need�someone.
Can�you�please�do�it�for�me?
[stammering] It's�in�six,�six�minutes.
No.�I�have�to�go�get Billie�Jean�off�the�red�carpet.
She�won't�stop�smiling for�the�cameras.
You�do�it. You�got�it.�Go.
God!�Why�are�you�the�worst?
slow,�dramatic�music
[announcer] � All�right, everyone�in�the�audience,
we�are�gonna�start in�just�a�few�minutes.
-Please�take�your�seats. -[applause]
intriguing�music
You�know,�your�timing�could�not have�been�more�perfect,�really.
Well,�I'm�just�glad�it's getting�put�to�some�good�use.
[Ivy]�You�know, I�think�I�need,�like,
a�little�bit�of�a�revamp.
I've�just�been on�those�dating�apps.
Like,�they're�terrible.
-Oh,�those�dating�apps...�yeah. -Absolutely�terrifying.
Yeah.�And�I've�been�out the�game�for�like...�two�years.
-Two�years,�huh? -Yeah.
-I�had�a�kid. -I�know�you�had�a�kid.
You�mentioned�that when�I�met�you.
You�don't�seem�like�the�type that�wants�to�see�pictures
so�I'm�not�gonna�show�you.
I'd�see,�I'd�see�it�if�you'd like�to�show�it�to�me.
-Oh,�yeah? -I'm�not�against�it.
Okay. [chuckles]
She�is�everything
and�she�has�also�sucked�me�dry.
I�just�don't�feel�like�myself all�the�way,�you�know?
Yeah.
Yeah.�[clears�throat] I�can�relate�to�that.
I�think�I�need�to�get�back on�the�horse.
I�think�you're�gonna�do just�fine.
Hi,�guys. I�need�a�favor.�Um...
Can�you�get�her�ready�in, like,�four�minutes?
-She's�not�talking�to�me. -We'll�do�it.
-Yeah. -Oh,�my�God,�amazing.
-Okay,�sit�down. -Hi.
-Hi. -What's�your�name?
-Taylor. -Hi,�Taylor.
I'm�Ivy,�this�is�Shane.
-Hey,�Taylor. -Hey.
Yeah,�we're�gonna�take really�good�care�of�you.
Do�you�have�any�do's, any�don'ts?
Uh,�just�no�red�lipstick.
My�mom�subjected�me to�pageants�as�a�toddler,
so�it's�very�triggering.
Okay.�Take�it�away. Do�your�thing.
Taylor.
-[chuckles�softly] -May�I?
Yeah.
[producer] And�we're�rolling.
[applause�and�cheering]
[Alice]�Welcome�back to�my�100th�episode.
As�many�of�you�know, I'm�currently�single,
so�I�figured�what�better�way to�meet�someone,
than�on�TV�in�front�of a�studio�audience?
-[laughter] -So�to�help�me�out�today,
we've�brought�the�original bisexual�comedienne,
a�woman�who�has�paved�the�way for�so�many�of�us,
my�first�crush, my�friend,�Margaret�Cho!
[cheering]
[upbeat�music�playing]
Hey!
Thank�you!
Oh,�this�is�so�exciting.
So,�you�know�how�this�works, we�have�some�contestants,
we're�gonna�ask�them some�questions.
Alice�is�gonna�decide
amongst�three�candidates who's�best,�right?
Yes,�well, you're�going�to�help�me.
[Margaret]�I'm�gonna�be�making some�snide�commentary
-from�over�here... -[laughter]
It's�gonna�be�so�fabulous.
-I'm�so�excited. -Sounds�dreamy.
-Let's�start.�Okay. -I�love�it.
[cheering]
Okay.
Contestant�number�one,
tell�me�about�yourself.
-Hi,�Alice. -Oh.
-Ooh,�that�is�a�deep�baritone. -Okay.
I'm�into�it.
I'm�from a�small�town�in�Montana,
where�rush�hour�is a�moose�in�the�road.
Oh,�this�is�gonna�be�simple.
Um,�Ivy,�can�you�grab�me
that�product�in�your�bag?
Yeah,�I�just�want�to�see what�it�is.
No.
Uh,�just�find�a�nice�backdrop outside�or�something.
Get�singles,�get�groups. I�need�options.
Thank�you.�Hi.
Everything�looks�so�good.
Thank�you.
I'm�gonna�go�home.
Oh,�it's�early. Are�you�feeling�okay?
Yes,�but�I�just�really want�to�get�back.
Okay,�okay. I'll�call�you�a�car.
No,�no,�no. Don't�worry�about�it.
Nat's�going�to�take�me.
[sighs�heavily]
What's�going�on?
What�do�you�mean?
I�mean,�what's�going�on with�you�and�Nat?
-Nothing�is�going�on. -Okay.
-We�can�talk�more�later. -No.
I'd�like�to�talk�about�it�now.
[Alice] Contestant�number�one,
why�don't�you�tell�me how�you�spend�your�days?
I'm�a�veterinarian for�a�nonprofit
that�rescues�animals from�natural�disasters.
[audience] Aww.
[laughs] He's�perfect.
Definitely�a�serial�killer.
[laughing] Agreed.
Okay,�let's�move�on to�contestant�number�two.
Can�you�beat�the�butt-dialing rescue�vet�from�Montana?
-I'll�try. -[gasps]
Um,�I�was�born�in�India, raised�in�New�York.
Uh,�I�run�a�cold�storage start-up�for�NFTs.
[Margaret] Oh.
-Cold�storage�for�NFTs? -I�have�no�idea�what�that�means.
-[laughter] -[Margaret]�Number�two,
what�is�the�most embarrassing�thing
that's�ever�happened�to�you?
The�most�embarrassing�thing
that's�happened�to�me�was I�threw�up�in�the�front�car
of�a�roller�coaster, on�a�first�date.
-[audience]�Ooh... -[Margaret]�Wow.
[Shane] Looks�great.
[Taylor] I�don't�know�why
I�have�to�be on�TV�right�now,�but...
All�right,�we're�done.�Let's�go, we�got�to�go,�we�got�to�go.
-Come�on. -Okay,�okay.
Oh,�wait,�don't�forget�this.
You�want�a�girl that�can�just,�you�know,
really�go�up...
-And�down.�Yeah. -...and�go�down.
-[laughter] -We�like�that...
[Shane] All�right,�good�luck,�have�fun.
-She�looks�great. -She�does,�yeah.
ALICE: Okay,�contestant�number�three.
Same�question.
-Number�three? -Don't�be�shy.
[Margaret] Don't�be�shy,�number�three.
-Okay,�go�answer�the�question. -[Margaret]�Number�three?
Okay,�okay. What's�the�question?
Say�something funny�about�yourself.
Um.�Something,�um... I'm,�uh...
Something�funny�about�me?
I'm�from�Normal,�Illinois.
[Alice]�That's�more of�a�fact�than�a�joke,
but,�okay,�I'll�play.
What's�so�normal�about�it?
[Margaret] And�would�I�fit�in?
Um,�uh,�the�people,
I-I�guess,�make�it�normal,�um...
That�voice�sounds�so�familiar.
So,�number�three,�what's the�most�embarrassing�thing
that's�ever�happened�to�you?
I�mean,�well,�this�moment
-would�have�to�be�up�there. -[laughter]
And,�number�three,
who�is�your�hero,�and�why?
Oh,�gosh,�um... was�it�animal�or�human?
-[laughter] -Aw,�that's�so�cute.
upbeat,�energetic�music
-All�right,�I�got�one�for�you. -What's�that?
One�time,�after�a�bottle of�Goldschläger,�remember�that?
One-way�bus�ticket, Kansas�City�to�L.A.
Just�picked�up everything�and�moved.
God,�I�hate�moving.
It's�like�the�worst�thing in�the�world�to�me.
Yeah,�but�at�least I�used�to�do�stuff.
It's�like,�being�sober
makes�it�harder�to�make those�moves,�you�know?
Mm-hmm.
Like,�I've�got�a�whole�list of�shit�I�just�haven't�done.
Really,�like�what?
I�mean,�I�got�this college�application.
It's�been�saved�on my�desktop�for�months.
It's�due�at�midnight,
and�I�just,�like, I�can't�pull�the�trigger.
[Carrie] Well,�you�got�to�do�that
or�you're�gonna�regret�it your�whole�life,�you�know?
[Misty] Okay.
So�everything's�done.
Um,�if�you�have�any�problems, your�boss�has�my�info.
Again,�I'm-I'm�really�sorry about�everything.
-Yeah. -Really,�the�nose�and,�you�know.
But�the�tampons�worked. Your�nose�looks�perfect.
[Carrie]�I�think�it�looks�better than�when�I�came�in.
-[laughs]�It�was�fun,�so... -Yeah.
You�know,�it�was- it�wasn't�good,
but�it�was�good,�you�know?
-Right.�Okay. -All�right.
-Bye.�It's,�um... -[Misty]�Yeah,�sorry.
Good�night.
You�like�her.
I�don't�know�her.
You�ask�her�out, I'll�send�in
-my�college�application. -[door�closes]
Deal.
-Wait,�what? -Deal.
No,�I�was�fucking�around!
-No,�you�send�that�shit. -Fuck.
Wow,�she's�doing�it.�Okay.
[sputters]
upbeat,�energetic�music
Okay. [sighs]
Holy�shit,�I�did�it.
-I�did�it.�Did�you�do�it? -I�did�it.
-[screams] -I�did�it!
-[laughing] -Can�you�believe�it?
-No! -Thursday�night.
-You�got�a�date. -Well,�no.
-It's�not�actually�a�date. -What�is�it?
I�sort�of�joined her�bowling�league.
I'm�the�newest�member�of
"I�Can't�Believe It's�Not�Gutter."
[chuckles�softly] You�know�what?
Playing�the�long�game. I'll�take�it.
[radio�playing]
Okay.
Mama,�Gloria,
I'm�heading�out�now.
Don't�be�late,�Deb, I've�got�a�shift�at�8:00.
Mama,�it's�me.
Remember,�your�sister�Deb is�in�Florida.
Oh,�right.
You�never�should've�married�him.
[radio�announcer] Speaking�of�songs�of�yesterday,
here's�Carly�Simon�with�her�hit, "You�Belong�to�Me."
["You�Belong�to�Me" by�Carly�Simon�playing]
[Patty] This�is�my�song.
Oh,�my�God.
[laughs] She�used�to�blast�this�song
in�the�car�when�she�would drive�me�to�school.
Were�you�looking for�my�reaction?
Like,�lean�out�the�window smoking�cigarettes.
It�would�piss all�the�other�moms�off�so�much.
I�believe�it.
Carly�Simon�once�bummed a�cigarette�from�me.
You�never�told�me�that. That�is�so�cool!
There's�certain�things�a�mother should�never�tell�her�daughter.
[both�laughing]
Come�dance�with�me,�come�on.
I�would�love�to.
You�belong�to�me
Tell�her, tell�her�you�were�fooling
You�belong�to�me
You�don't�even�know�her
You�belong�to�me
Tell�her�that�I�love�you
You�belong�to�me
[Shane]�So�you've�been working�here�how�long?
Like�six,�seven�months...�ish?
-Really? -Yeah.
-Surprised�I�hadn't�met�you. -Well,�you�didn't�look.
-I�didn't�know. -Oh,�okay.
[chuckles]
You�know,�it�didn't�take�you that�long�to,�like,
jump�right�back�in.
-And�you�did�that,�so... -No,�no,�no,�no,�don't-
You�can't�give�me that�kind�of�credit.
I�was-�I�was following�your�lead.
Mm.
"Bad"�by�Azure
Come�with�me.
[door�closes]
Red�wine�stained�keys, a�melody
Suffocation�of a�broken�heart
Violently�sweet, till�I�bleed
Your�cigarettes, they�linger�on�my�mouth
Oh,�I�never�should�have let�you�call�me�baby
It�burns�every�time I�hear�it�lately
I've�come�undone
Oh,�I�never�thought�I'd�drown in�your�ocean�eyes
A�part�of�me�lives on�your�bedside
I�don't�know�why I�want�you�so�bad
Can't�get�you�out�of�my�head
Maybe�I'm�crazy�'cause I�don't�care�if�you�hate�me
I�don't�know�why I�want�you�so�bad
Can't�get�you�out�of�my�head
Maybe�I'm�crazy�'cause I�don't�care�if�you�hate�me
I�don't�know�why I�want�you�so�bad
Don't�know�why I�want�you�so�bad
So,�what-what�is�going�on between�you�two?
Nothing.
I�can�feel�it,�okay?
On�the�ambulance, our�lips�touched.
[stammers] It�was�nothing.
-It�was�an�accident. -Are�you�trying�to�hurt�me?
Of�course�I'm�not�trying to�hurt�you.
Okay,�then, what�we�have�is�good.
Why�are�you�doing�this?
We�have�a�good�thing.
I'm�just...
I'm�confused.
You're�confused?
When�I...�got�hit...
...I�saw�Nat�and�the�kids.
And�not�me.
I�don't�know�what�it�means. That's�why�I'm�telling�you.
What�are�you�saying�to�me right�now?
[sighs]�I�don't�know, I�need�time.
Okay.�You�take�your�time.
I'm�done.
[Taylor]�And�this�all happened�in�the�backseat
of�the�family�Astro�van.
[audience�laughing]
Oh,�shit. Um,�you�know�what?
Uh,�Miss�Cho,�could�you�actually just�forget�I�said�that?
Oh,�contestant�three,
I�don't�think I�can�unring�that�bell.
There's�no�shame�in�masturbating in�the�back�of�your�family's�car
as�long�as your�family's�not�there.
[Margaret]�No�shame�at�all, three.�No�shame.
-For�me�there�is�a�little. -[bell�tinkling]
Oh,�you�know what�that�bell�means,
we�have�time for�one�last�question.
-What�do�you�think,�Alice? -I�think�I'm�ready.
-Okay. -It's�very�simple.
[Margaret] Yes.
Why�do�you�want�to�date�me?
What's�not�to�love?
Aww!
Smart,�sexy�and�beautiful. The�full�package.
[audience�murmuring]
We�should�do�this�every�episode.
[audience�laughing]
Uh,�well,�they�promised�me
a�coffee�mug if�I�did�the�show,�so...
[loud�laughter]
The�free�mug?
[laughing]�Wow. What�do�you�say,�Alice?
Loveable, full�package,�free�mug.
And�unlike�women's reproductive�rights�in�America,
this�choice�is�entirely�yours.
-[murmured�agreements] -[Alice�sighs]
I�don't�know,�Margaret. They're�all�so�dateable.
[audience�yelling�numbers]
Mm...�There's�one�person
that�I�would�like to�get�to�know�better.
Contestant�three,�I�choose�you!
-[confetti�popping] -[cheering]
[Margaret] Contestant�three,�come�on�down.
Two�and�one,
uh,�meet�me�in�my�dressing�room.
-You. -It's�me.
-[laughs] -The�coffee�stand.
Yeah.
You're�funny.
[chuckles] For�a�regular�gal.�Yeah.
[Margaret] All�right.
We're�here,�we're�queer!
And�we�have�love.
-Love�is�love�is�love! -Love�it.
Until�the�Supreme�Court takes�that�away�from�us,�too.
[laughter,�cheering]
And�pee�after�sex, everyone,�don't�forget!
Thank�you�so�much�for having�me,�Alice,�thank�you.
Good�night,�everyone!
Are�you�okay?
No.
You�can�sleep�on�my�couch, if�you�want.
No,�I'm�fine�on�my�own.
[sighs]�But�you�should really�let�me�drive.
Oh,�don't�worry, I�only�had�a�couple�sips.
I�just�mean�you're a�really�bad�driver.
[Dani] Fuck�you!�Fuck�you!
-[Nat]�Whoa! -[Gigi]�Jesus,�what�is-
What�is�that?
-[Gigi]�Can�you�please�drive? -Fuck�you!
-They're�my�oranges! -Yeah,�go!
-[Gigi]�Can�you�please�drive? -[Nat]�Those�are�a�gift!
-Nat,�could�you�please�drive? -[Nat]�I�spent�$20�on�them.
I�understand, could�you�please-?
-That�was�for�my�ex!�Our�ex. -Jesus.
[tires�screeching]
[groans]
[pants]
slow,�dramatic�music
slow,�funky�music
[Sophie] ...so�much.
I'll�see�you�tomorrow,�okay? Good�job.
-[sighs] -�Been�feeling�defeated
Oh,�no...
Hey.
What�the�hell�happened�to�you?
This�is�the�second�time
that�the�person�I�wanted�to marry�ran�off�with�someone�else.
Ha�ha.
Oh...�orange?
-Yeah.�Thanks. -Mm-hmm.
[grunts]
Don't�fall�down,�baby, don't�fall�down
Don't�fall,�just...
-Hey,�you're�gonna�be�okay. -Mm.
You�got�this. You'll�bounce�back.
You... [chuckles]
You're�the�most together�person�I�know.
[scoffs] Not�anymore.
-Turns�out,�that's�you. -[laughs]
I�don't...�mm, I�don't�know�about�that.
You're�crushing�at�work.
Made�it�through�rehab with�Finley.
Been�going�through�changes
Oh...
Hey,�um,
I�was�just�gonna�grab�my�stuff and�go�home.�[chuckles]
-Yeah.�Me,�too. -[clears�throat]
Threw�it�all�away
Everyone�makes mistakes,�yeah
Oh,�no,�don't�fall�down...
Hey,�uh...
You�want�to�come�over?
Don't�fall�down,�baby, don't�fall�down...
Um...�Are�you...?
Are�you�trying�to�get�back together�with�me�right�now?
-[laughing] -Because,�um...
No.�No,�no.
Not�a�fucking�chance.
Yeah.�I'll�see�you at�the�house�then.
-Okay. -Yeah.
See�you�later.
Things�are�gonna�get�better
Things�are�gonna�get�better
I�was,�like, this�close�to�falling.
[laughing] I�was�like...
-Hey!�We�did�it! -[cheering]
[whooping]
Great�job,�everybody. Great�job.
[upbeat�music�playing]
Hey!
Are�you-are�you�leaving?
The�party's�just getting�started.
Yeah,�yeah, I'm�just�gonna�head�home.
You�don't�want�to�cash�in on�that�big�date?
[laughs]
-Really,�no,�it's-it's�okay. -Oh.
I�mean,�hey, I-I�got�the�free�mug.
They�threw�in two�extra�T-shirts,�so...
-Nice. -I'm�good.
Yeah,�that's�enough.
-Hey,�listen... -Yeah?
...really,�congratulations on�everything.
I�mean,�you�should�be really�proud�of�all�of�it.
Big�chef's�kiss�for�you and�your�big�night.
Um,�you're�not�regular.
Yes,�I�am. [chuckles]
Well,�so�am�I.
There's�a�45-foot�picture of�you�outside.
Okay,�I've�been�you.
A�long�time�ago, I�dated�someone�famous
when�I�wasn't, so�I�know�it's�different.
But�I'm�just�a�person.
And�I�like�your�weird sense�of�humor.
You�know,�that's, that's�not�the�compliment
I�think�you�think�it�is.
And�you're�cute.
Well,�you�know,�I�can't�speak to�that�one�so�much,�so...
Come�on,�one�date. One�regular�date.
What�do�you�say?�Just...
You�can�keep�the�T-shirts.
[chuckles]
I�don't�know�about�the�mug.
[laughing]
I�cannot�believe�I�missed Alice�in�a�straitjacket.
-[laughing] -I�know,�and�that�Velcro�target?
Oh,�my�God,�that�was�a�hit.
-It�was�so�good. -[shrieks]�I'm�sure.
-[laughs] -Oh.
[Sophie] Well,�um,�yeah,�I�think
-Shane's�backstage�somewhere- -Hey,�Tess.
You�showed�up.
-Hi. -Hi.
Yeah. [kisses]
-I'm�sorry�I'm�late. -Oh.
I�would�have�been�here�sooner,
it's�just�my�mom�was having�this,�like,
-really�amazing�moment- -It's�okay,�it's�okay.
-Yeah,�it's�okay. -Okay.
Um...
I'm�sorry�I�snapped at�you�earlier.
All�is�forgiven.
Yeah.
But�I�think�they�wrapped, didn't�they,�Sophie?
-[Tess]�Oh. -Yeah,�we�wrapped.
-[Shane]�Yeah. -Yeah,�but�there's...
there's�a�party.
I�know,�but�I'm�exhausted.
-Okay. -Is�that�okay?
Can�we�just�go�home?
That's�okay,�let's�go�home.
-You�sure? -Yeah,�let's�go�home.
I'm�sorry�you�drove all�the�way�over�here,
-but�is�that�all�right? -No,�it's�fine.
Okay.
Thank�you,�Sophie.
[Sophie] Bye,�guys,�have�a�good�night.
-Bye. -Bye,�Soph.
Bye.
Great�show.
Uh...
Uh,�same-same�to�you.
'Cause�I'd�really, really�miss�ya
So�cool,�cool,�cool, baby,�shake�that
You're�the�best�in�the�room, you�don't�have�to�try
Show�no�fear when�you�cross�the�line
Even�when�it�rains, you�bring�the�shine...
[Micah] Hey.
[Finley] What...?�What'd�I�say?
Relax,�I'm�just�going to�get�something�to�drink,
go�to�my�room,
and�you�can�have�your�special night�with�Sophie.
-You'll�be�fine. -Thank�you.
-I�love�you. -Yeah.�You,�too.�Hey.
Hey,�you�know,�if�there's any�leftovers,
that�steak�looks�amazing.
It's�chicken.
-Oh. -[door�opens]
Hey.
Hey!
-[chuckles]�What�is�this? -We're�celebrating.
-We�are? -Yeah.
-Your�100th�episode. -Aww.
And... [kisses]
I�applied�to�college.
Stop.
-What?�[laughs] -I�know.
That's�amazing.
-I�know. -I'm�so�excited�for�you.
So�I�thought�we�could, you�know,�celebrate�us,
and�have�a�little romantic�dinner,�and�then,
-you�know,�maybe�after... -Oh,�okay.
Oh.
-Hi. -Hi.�[laughs]
-Hi. -Hey.�Sorry.
[quietly]�I�tried�to�call�you. Gigi�broke�up�with�her.
Figured�I'd�come�piss in�your�hallway�for�a�change.
[Finley] Oh.
I�mean,�if�that'd�be�helpful, by�all�means,�please�do.
Truce?
Now�what�I�really�want�to�do is�pull�you�into�a�big�old�hug.
-You�shouldn't�do�that.�Yeah. -And�I�won't.
[gasps] Is�that�cake?
-Yes,�it�is. -[Micah]�I�heard�Dani.
Which�means�it's�not a�date�night.
-Not�anymore. -I�want�some�of�that�cake.
-Wait,�you�made�cake? -[laughing]�No.
I�was�with�the, uh,�plumber�all�day.
But�I�picked�up � tres�leches,
and�I�also�found�out�what the � tres�leches � were�today.
Uh,�what�did�you�think they�were�before?
Mmm.
Cow,�goat�and�breast.
-Wow. -No.
[laughing]
So,�you�thought they�put�breast�milk...?
Ooh,�there's�got�to�be
Something�more out�there�for�me
Ooh,�I've�got�to�keep my�head�up
Keep�my�head�up
Ooh,�there's�nothing�like
Rising�up�after�the�fight
Ooh,�I've�got�to�keep my�head�up
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