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- Yeah, relax, Benny.
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Last month was an act of God.
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No, that means
not very often, Benny.
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God doesn't even know
where Clump is.
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It was a freak accident.
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Now, listen, your tobacco
is as safe as beer cans.
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We run a tight ship,
and my boys operate
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at the very highest level
of professionalism.
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- How would you prefer to die?
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Scenario numero one:
your hands are bound.
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You're tied to a stake, or--
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- Why?
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- Why what?
- Why am I tied to a stake?
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- It's a hyper-theoretical.
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- I'm punting you mean
"hypothetical," but go on.
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- What I said.
So your hands are bound.
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Someone covers you in honey
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and releases
a million fire ants.
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- Where are they gonna get
a million fire ants from?
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More to the point,
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how will they keep 'em all
in the same spot?
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- They're criminals.
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- Yeah, but they're not
ant trainers, are they?
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We--we are criminals.
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What are you saying, like,
"Oi, Ma,
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release the fire ants"?
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What are you talking about?
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- There's some sick people
out there, James.
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- Luke, why do you bother me
with this stuff, mate?
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- Life poses
difficult questions.
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- Yeah, but this
isn't one of 'em.
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- Oi!
Hey, what's going on here?
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- What?
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- What in the hell
have you done
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with my damn chop-chop boxes?
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- Oh, bugger me.
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[bluesy rock music]
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- Well, don't just stand there.
Go in and get 'em.
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* *
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[cheery vocal music]
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* *
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[birds chirping and squawking]
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- [sighs]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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[sighs]
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Perfect.
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- Dickhead One,
this is Dickhead Two. Over.
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Hey, Dickhead One,
this is Dickhead Two.
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- Come in, Dickhead Two.
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You woke me up. Over.
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- Hey, where are you? Over.
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- Paris. Mid-winter.
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- Why aren't you at the manse?
Over.
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- Hey, back in a sec,
Dickhead Two. Over.
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* *
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Daisy.
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- You didn't sleep here
last night, did you?
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- No, no. Just came for a swim.
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- So you're still
at the manse, yeah?
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- Yeah, of course I am.
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- It's important you have
that address.
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The court will take that
into account.
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What's he like,
this new reverend?
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- Yeah,
he's a really great guy.
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- Good.
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[phone ringing]
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- Hi, Lew. Hang on
just a second, all right?
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[groans]
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Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming.
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- He's at it again.
- [muffled] Hold on, buddy.
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[normally] Hold on. Hold on.
- He's a busy man.
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- All right. What have you got?
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- Hello, Keegan, my friend.
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- Mackenzie?
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- Yeah,
calling from a new cell phone.
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So if you need me,
you just call me here, okay?
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Listen, I'm thinking,
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we both can't go around
with the same name.
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So you know
what I'm calling myself?
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- I kind of like dead priest.
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- Jeannie Tupps!
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- You're calling to tell me...
- I'm coming. I'm coming.
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- That you are calling yourself
Jeannie Tupps?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
That's my new friend.
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No, no. Are you ready?
Bryan Mills.
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- Yeah.
- That's my name, from "Taken."
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Liam Neeson's character.
We talked about this.
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- Sure.
- Come on. Nothing?
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Nothing at all? I thought
you would enjoy that more.
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All right, listen, buddy.
Anyway, reason for the call.
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You got a wedding
this weekend, okay?
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And I wanna make sure
you don't make us look bad.
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It is my name
at stake as well, right?
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- Sure.
[whistle blows]
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- Oh, hey, buddy, listen.
I'm gonna call you back, okay?
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My hotel
runs a free Zumba class,
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and I need 100% focus
on the body,
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because this is about
to get savage. [laughs]
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- Wait, wait.
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Your hotel does that for you,
huh?
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Free Zumba classes?
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- Oh, are you kidding me?
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It is an unbelievable
cardio workout.
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I'm doing this every day
until I leave on Monday.
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Man, I'm gonna miss
this place.
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Hey, buddy, you know what?
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I'll call you back later
with instructions.
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Wait, better yet,
I have a great idea.
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I will record
a service for you,
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and you can just follow it,
all right?
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- Sounds great.
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- I'll tell you
right now, buddy.
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A few more days of this,
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Charmaine will regret
divorcing this maverick,
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maverick, maverick,
maverick man, whoo!
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- Hotel Zumba class in...
Surfers Paradise.
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I got you. I got you.
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Yes!
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[line ringing]
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- Hello.
- Lew? Lew.
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- Lorenzo sent his pit bull
after you.
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- Christ. Farah?
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- Hell yeah.
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- Lew, you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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That number you gave me
is dead.
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- It doesn't matter anymore,
Lew.
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I've got a lead on this guy.
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He's staying in a hotel
in a place called
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Surfers Paradise
for three more nights.
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If I leave by tonight,
I can make it.
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Look, Lew, I need an ID.
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- Man, you need
a lot of things.
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- I can get the money,
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but without a decent ID,
I'm a sitting duck.
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I can't even buy gas right now.
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Forget about a hotel.
Forget about flights.
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I can't move an inch, okay?
I need you to call Paige.
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- Paige? Really?
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You know
I'm out of that game now.
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- Come on, Lew.
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If I wasn't desperate,
I wouldn't ask.
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Please.
- Okay, I'll call her.
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But she's gonna
charge you extra,
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'cause if Lorenzo finds out,
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he's gonna kill her.
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You're looking
at a lot of money, man.
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- Yep.
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Thanks, man.
I've got a window.
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If I'm not out of here
by nightfall,
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he's gone.
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- Stay alive, man.
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You be careful.
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- Mm-hmm.
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* *
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- Morning, Reverend.
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First morning,
all very exciting.
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- Not now, Peter.
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- Are we right to begin
the work of pastoral care?
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There are some important
members of the community
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waiting to meet you.
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- Uh-huh.
- Very powerful people.
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- Yeah, no, no, no, no.
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I am very anxious to meet them,
but right now,
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I have to go deal
with Satan himself.
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So I need you to cover for me.
Yeah?
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Just stall for a little bit,
and--and--
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and I need you to tell me
where the internet is.
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- I think just it's--
- No, no, no.
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- No, no, no.
- Peter, the internet.
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- Internet.
Lucy's at the beach bar.
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- Great. Thanks.
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* *
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[engine puttering]
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- Cam! Cam!
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Come, come, come, come, come.
- What?
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- Come.
[dog barks]
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We're gonna be millionaires.
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Look what washed up
on the beach.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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No, you can't be caught
selling dope,
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not with what
you've got coming up.
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They'll throw away the key.
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- It's not dope.
It's chop-chop.
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Tobacco, like the stuff
they sell in the store.
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- Yeah, but it's still--
it's illegal, ain't it?
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- It's exactly the same stuff
they sell legally in packets.
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Smokers don't care.
They just want it cheap.
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It gives you the exact same
cancer as the legal stuff.
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- [sighs] I don't know.
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Daise, you know,
criminals grow this stuff.
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- We didn't steal it,
and we didn't grow it.
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I found it.
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Oh, come on, Cam.
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This is worth, like,
I don't know,
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50 grand.
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We sell it, we split it,
and I'm going down
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the Canal Saint-Martin
and going to the Louvre.
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- Why do you always
wanna leave?
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- Why stay?
No one wants us here.
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I'm a dropout,
and you're weird.
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[bird squawking]
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- Okay.
- Yeah? Yeah?
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- Okay. Yeah. Okay.
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Look, give me one box,
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and I'll sell it
at the caravan park, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- That's where the smokers are.
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Everyone else is too healthy.
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Be careful.
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- Yep.
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- Guinness, here, boy.
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* *
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- Hi.
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Hi, I'm looking
for the internet café.
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- Oh...[chuckles]
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This way.
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* *
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- Okay.
[grunts]
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* *
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[engine puttering]
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[computer blipping]
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Okay. Let's go.
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Zumba. Surfers Paradise.
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[touch tones beeping]
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[modem beeping]
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[groans]
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[breathes deeply]
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Okay.
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- Is it working?
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- Hey, could I get
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just a coffee
with oat milk, soy milk?
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And I would love
a bagel with lox,
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low-fat cream cheese.
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No capers. Thank you.
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- You been to the hardware?
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- I'm all set for tools,
but thanks.
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[modem beeping]
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- [groans]
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* *
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How you doing there, Pipe?
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- Ah, welcome back
to the land of the living.
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The drunken bachelor awakes.
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- Major investigation?
- Yep.
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00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,200
- Status update?
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- Well, how about I print out
a progress report for you?
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You can give me your thoughts.
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- Really? I'd love that.
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They grow it
in the rain forests
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and the sugar plantations,
you know.
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Chop-chop trade
is worth millions.
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- Thanks for your input,
Detective.
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- You're welcome.
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00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,301
You can't really blame people.
We're all broke.
256
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,762
- Chad, you know I can
arrest you for real, right?
257
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:04,432
- [laughs]
Yeah. Yeah.
258
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,934
It's organic.
259
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,977
You know, fair trade?
260
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,979
It's like,
shop local, you know?
261
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,525
- Coffee's up.
Strong coffee for sis.
262
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,026
- Impeccable timing, Harry.
263
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,029
- And one cappuccino
for the drunken baby.
264
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,492
- Thank you, Harry.
265
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,078
Whoa.
That's a lot of chop-chop.
266
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,287
- Chad?
- Yeah.
267
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,706
- Don't you have
a wedding to plan?
268
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,500
- Oh, yes.
269
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,044
Yeah--yes.
Thanks for having me.
270
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,552
- You find him
a convincing baby?
271
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,303
- Yep.
272
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,305
- Yes.
273
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,557
All right.
274
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,978
[computer blips]
275
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,608
[printer whirring]
276
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,279
[power whirs down]
277
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,241
Oh, come on.
278
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,161
Hey, can you tell me
where the nearest landline is,
279
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,204
you know, one where I can
actually hold a conversation?
280
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,874
- Oh, the caravan park
has a pay phone.
281
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,375
Mobiles aren't great here.
282
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,837
- Great. I'm just printing
something off real quick.
283
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,715
- Oh, I'll restart
the generator.
284
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:25,388
* *
285
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,476
[engine turning over]
286
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,728
[sharp thud]
287
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,563
[engine revs]
288
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,024
[sighs]
289
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,738
[groans]
290
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,324
Piper!
291
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,995
[groans]
292
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,538
Ah, Daisy, Daisy.
293
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,123
How far away
is the caravan park?
294
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,000
- Five kilometers,
just down the beach.
295
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,503
- What's that in miles?
- What are miles?
296
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,464
- A masculine kilometer.
What's with the box?
297
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,632
- Wedding cake.
298
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,259
- A wedding cake
inside of a Styrofoam box
299
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,262
with--what is that--
a fish on top?
300
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,307
- Yep. Just keeping it
in the church fridge.
301
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,769
- Why not? All right, thanks.
302
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:19,693
* *
303
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,087
[bell dinging]
304
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,964
- Hey. Hey.
305
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,632
- I hear you have something
306
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,593
under the table
for sale to Georgian brother?
307
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,012
- Yeah, yeah.
308
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,308
- Oh!
309
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,352
- Maybe we should not
310
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,730
do this dodgy sale
in front of holy man.
311
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,065
- No, no.
Hey. Hey, Rev.
312
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,275
Peace.
313
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,110
Welcome
to the Clump Beach Resort.
314
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,988
How can I help you?
- I need some coins.
315
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,156
I need to use the pay phone.
316
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,616
- Yeah. Where are you calling?
317
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,453
- Surfers Paradise.
318
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,496
- Gold Coast. Okay, yeah.
- Yeah, great.
319
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,790
- You're gonna need ten
50-cent coins.
320
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,001
- Go figure. There you go.
321
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,253
- Thank you. Okay.
322
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:27,385
And that is ten.
That's ten 50-cent coins.
323
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,096
- I gave you a ten.
- Yeah, there's ten.
324
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,683
- That means I get 20
50-cent coins.
325
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,019
- No, we sell 50s
for a dollar here.
326
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,562
It's our small commission.
327
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,231
- Your small commission
is 100%.
328
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,485
- Roughly.
329
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,153
- [sighs] Where's the phone?
330
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,739
- Okay, if you take a right
and then a left,
331
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,200
so, like, a half right,
and then all the way out...
332
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,369
- I'll find it.
- And it's on the--
333
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,870
Oh, good luck, Rev.
334
00:15:53,912 --> 00:16:00,794
* *
335
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,554
- Hi, I was wondering if,
by any chance,
336
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:15,767
your hotel offered
free Zumba classes.
337
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,560
No. Okay.
338
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,732
Zumba. Yeah.
339
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,985
- Oh, somebody got a new dress.
You look great, Mary.
340
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,113
- Z-U-M.
341
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,531
- Hey, Bill.
Hey, Michelle.
342
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,740
Ezra.
343
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,952
- No, no, I'm not interested
in badminton.
344
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,328
I'm just wondering
345
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,581
if your hotel
offers free Zumba classes.
346
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,584
- Yes, as it happens, we do.
- Really?
347
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,795
- With our resident
Zumba instructor,
348
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:44,838
Jeannie Tupps.
349
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,881
- Ah, Jeannie Tupps!
350
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,466
Yeah, I've heard about her.
351
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,761
A good friend of mine
has stayed at your hotel.
352
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,931
Actually, he might still
be there right now.
353
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,307
Could you tell me
354
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,143
if you still have
a guest there named...
355
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,563
Bryan, Bryan...Mills?
356
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,857
- Ooh, he just danced
his way out of here.
357
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,191
Did you want me
to call him back?
358
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,860
- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
359
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:10,113
Absolutely not.
I kind of wanna surprise him.
360
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,990
- Such a fun guy.
361
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,450
Very generous tipper.
362
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,828
- Okay.
I'll be seeing you guys soon.
363
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,204
Bye-bye.
364
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,168
Yes!
365
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,881
- Boss, I'm heading out
to the Jovics'.
366
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,674
- Piper, you don't have
a warrant.
367
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,677
Do not touch anything.
368
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,055
- Copy that.
369
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:38,892
[upbeat music]
370
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:45,899
* *
371
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,083
There has to be 30 boxes
stacked up outside.
372
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,543
- They're probably
full of fish or empty ones.
373
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,379
It's their business.
374
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,922
- The boxes are sealed
and sitting outside
375
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,591
in full sunshine,
and they smell of tobacco.
376
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,968
Rahane, we're gonna have
to wrap this up.
377
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,804
- Just give me the headline,
Pipe.
378
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,223
- Best time to hit the Jovics
would be tomorrow.
379
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,267
Big weddings close small towns.
They won't be expecting us.
380
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,644
- All right, fine.
I'll get a warrant, all right?
381
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,813
Just keep me posted.
382
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,855
- Copy. Great.
383
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,482
- Hey, Officer,
384
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,777
I feel as though we got off
on the wrong foot.
385
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,113
- From memory, I don't think
you had any footing.
386
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,489
- [laughs]
387
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,282
And that is totally fair.
388
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,410
I'm just hoping that, you know,
389
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,787
maybe we could find
the reset button.
390
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,455
- Can you hold this flashlight
for me?
391
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,665
- Yeah, sure.
392
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,835
- Reset what?
- You booted my hearse.
393
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,003
- Booted?
394
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,671
- Yeah, you put that thing
on the wheel.
395
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:50,797
- Oh, that would be a clamp.
396
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,090
- Well, "to-may-to,"
"to-mah-to."
397
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,466
- Why don't you ride a bike?
398
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,969
Great exercise.
Get you back in shape.
399
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,304
- [scoffs] No, I am in--
400
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,889
I'm in great shape, thanks.
401
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,934
- Have you thought
to ask yourself
402
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,769
why you're holding
the flashlight?
403
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,605
- Power outage.
404
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,024
- Caused by one
perfectly contoured athlete
405
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,152
who wiped out
our electricity supply.
406
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,778
Yeah.
407
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,697
Get me a copy of your license.
408
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,533
- Piper, all I'm trying to do
is my job.
409
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:22,328
I need to get around
and tend to my flock.
410
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,664
- Boot stays.
411
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,583
"To-may-to," "to-mah-to."
412
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:33,381
* *
413
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,805
- Reverend Mackenzie.
- Oh, God, what now?
414
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,058
- Today's rounds are now
fully compromised.
415
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,517
We are beyond tight.
416
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,102
I've moved the wedding
preparations to 5:00,
417
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,228
but we need more time.
418
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,772
- Yeah, no, cancel it, Peter.
- What?
419
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,106
- No.
420
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,608
- I thought you were desperate
to do your rounds.
421
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:55,987
Here you have a vehicle
and a licensed driver.
422
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,074
- My God, you're right.
423
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,742
[laughs]
424
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,412
Look, if you think
that we have enough time,
425
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,332
let's meet some parishioners.
426
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,292
- This is
Reverend Mackenzie Boyd.
427
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,960
Reverend, this is Flo.
428
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,713
- Would you like some tea?
- Oh, yes.
429
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,548
- Lamington?
- How could I say no?
430
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,509
- Perhaps a little tune?
431
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,012
[slow piano music playing]
432
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,182
[upbeat music]
433
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,392
- Lamington?
434
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,893
[mugs clink]
435
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,562
[fly buzzing]
436
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:30,647
- Lamington.
437
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:35,610
* *
438
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,446
- You, where'd you get
your tobacco from?
439
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,116
- You, take long walk
off big cliff.
440
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,201
Ay!
441
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,411
- [sniffs]
442
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,079
It's ours.
443
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,872
- Where'd you get
your tobacco from?
444
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,583
- Little shop in Tbilisi.
What is to you?
445
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,085
- Oi, Rasputin, I'll give you
one more chance.
446
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,837
Where'd you get
your tobacco from?
447
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,422
- You think you frighten me?
448
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:59,217
Pfft! Please.
I'm Georgian.
449
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,804
We survive winter so cold,
we have to eat our own shoes.
450
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,597
I spit on your threat.
451
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,933
Nothing you do
will make me talk.
452
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,977
Hey!
- Don't break him.
453
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:12,272
- Is Cameron Nettlebeck,
caravan 42.
454
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,899
Come, come, I show you.
This place is labyrinth.
455
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:19,612
- Peter, I swear to you,
if I have one more lamingtons,
456
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,031
I'm gonna go
into diabetic shock.
457
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,283
And if I puke,
which is very possible,
458
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,452
you're gonna be cleaning up
the coconut bits.
459
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,370
I'm done.
Take me home right now.
460
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,832
- Delaine won't feed you.
She's widowed, and she's blind.
461
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,251
And it's "lamington."
462
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,004
- Not when you've had 47.
463
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:39,341
Come on, Peter, I really need
to be getting back.
464
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,884
- Well, this will be the last,
465
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,679
and remember the wedding
rehearsal this afternoon.
466
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,015
- What's--what's up
with the little hot rod?
467
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,975
Is that Delaine's?
468
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,354
- It's her late husband's
illegally modified Torana.
469
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,189
He used to fix them.
470
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,648
- Really?
471
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,903
Say, Peter, you know, sometimes
these things go a little better
472
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,821
when it's just one-on-one,
you know what I mean?
473
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,656
So why don't I go in by myself
474
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,159
and, you know,
I'll provide comfort?
475
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,204
- Good. She can be prickly.
We never really jelled.
476
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,997
- Can't imagine why.
477
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,501
- Maybe read her something
from the good book.
478
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,002
- All right, man.
I'll see you later.
479
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,170
- Good one.
480
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,214
One hour, to be exact,
for the rehearsal.
481
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,135
Don't be late, Reverend.
482
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,261
[horn honks]
483
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,099
- Delaine?
484
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,184
Hope you don't mind.
Your door was unlocked.
485
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:34,688
I'm Reverend Mack,
the new minister in town.
486
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:37,524
- Oh, is that clown Peter
with you?
487
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,109
- Nope, just me.
488
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,778
- Oh, thank God
for small mercies.
489
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,613
Now, if you're expecting tea
and lamingtons,
490
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:45,115
you can piss off.
491
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,618
- You have no idea how happy
I am to hear you say that.
492
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,078
- Hmm.
493
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,248
Well, have you got
anything to say?
494
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,878
Oh, that's great.
I'm blind, and you're mute.
495
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,132
[laughs]
Gonna be a cracker of a day.
496
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,884
- Would you...
497
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:08,388
like me to read you a passage
from the Bible?
498
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,764
- Tell you what.
499
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,892
Why don't we talk
about you leaving?
500
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,229
You're worse
than your predecessor.
501
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,273
God, man.
502
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,860
- Okay, well, it was very nice
to meet you, Delaine.
503
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,237
- Well, it certainly
made my day.
504
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:31,244
* *
505
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:50,305
[engine grinding]
506
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,767
Hey!
507
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:56,353
You're trying
to nick my car,
508
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:59,105
there's something
you should know. [laughs]
509
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:03,109
That battery's been dead
for two years,
510
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:07,655
and I'm not gonna
give you a push start.
511
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,827
Well, must say
I suddenly find you
512
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:15,246
a whole lot more interesting.
513
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:22,212
* *
514
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,222
- Don't move.
- Sorry. Sorry.
515
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,933
- No chop-chop.
516
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,436
All right.
517
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,358
Let me pose a hyper-theoretical
for you, mate.
518
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,402
- What?
519
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,321
- Hyper-theoretical
numero uno one:
520
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,198
we break both your arms.
521
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,408
- Why?
522
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:55,870
- Hyper-theoretical
numero uno two:
523
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,081
we break both your legs.
[dog whimpers]
524
00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,416
Hyper-theoretical--
525
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,418
- Shut up.
526
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,086
Shut up, would ya?
527
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:05,380
They're not
hypothetical questions, mate.
528
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:08,758
And "uno" means one,
you gibbon.
529
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,345
Actually, define "hypothetical"
for me please, Luke.
530
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,597
- Well...
531
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:15,849
it's kind of like
a question posed
532
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,976
with a philosophy at its core.
533
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,980
- Okay, well, that's--
[clears throat]
534
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,273
You got a bit closer there
than I thought you might.
535
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,275
That's fine, okay,
but what we're doing here
536
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,985
is, we're making actual
physical threats.
537
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:28,570
No philosophy necessary.
538
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:31,031
So unless he tells us
where the rest of it is,
539
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,450
we're gonna break every bone
in his body one by one.
540
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,035
No!
541
00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,995
[keys rattle]
542
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:39,998
[upbeat music]
543
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,626
* *
544
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,046
- You drive.
545
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,964
- Oh, now it's a hypothetical,
isn't it?
546
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,383
How are we gonna get the car
on the beach?
547
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:52,052
Get him!
548
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,972
Dropkick.
549
00:25:56,014 --> 00:26:03,146
* *
550
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,414
- Oh, jeez.
551
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:23,208
- You found my spot.
552
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,542
- Huh?
553
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:25,919
- I'm Amy.
554
00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,047
- Hi, Amy.
555
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,340
- I offered to give you
mouth-to-mouth
556
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,717
when you descended Clump
into darkness.
557
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:36,513
- I--thank you for that.
Yeah.
558
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,182
- Didn't take you long to
piss off the only cop in town.
559
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:43,436
- Piper, right?
- Ooh. First-name basis.
560
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,563
- Are you guys friends
or something?
561
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:49,818
- I'm her best friend, and she
hates me most of the time.
562
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,444
- Why is that?
563
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,613
- She went away for a few years
to the city to become a cop,
564
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,282
and when she came back,
it was just...
565
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,409
crap.
566
00:26:58,702 --> 00:26:59,661
Jump in.
567
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,830
- Yeah.
568
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,331
Thank you.
569
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,585
- She used to be wild.
570
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,967
[bluesy rock music]
571
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,928
[static crackling]
572
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,889
- Hey, Dickhead Two.
This is Dickhead One.
573
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,516
Is that you? Over.
574
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,061
Come in, Dickhead Two.
575
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:32,986
* *
576
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:35,030
Dickhead Two,
how much josh have we made?
577
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:37,407
Have you sold it all yet? Over.
578
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,454
- Well, I hope for both
of your sakes that he hasn't.
579
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,414
- [gasps]
580
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,124
And you can tell
your weedy little friend
581
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,709
that I'm gonna turn both him
and you into fish food
582
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:50,378
pretty soon if you don't
sort something out.
583
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:51,421
Over.
584
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:58,386
* *
585
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,647
- Where in God's name
have you been?
586
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:11,941
- Hey, Peter.
587
00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:13,485
- Waiting.
588
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,406
- Hey, folks. How are you?
I'm so sorry that I'm late.
589
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,949
- It's been an hour.
- I know.
590
00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:22,118
I was just--you know what?
I'm here,
591
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,788
so let's just get on with it,
yeah?
592
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:25,955
I mean, you know what they say.
593
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:27,540
A quick rehearsal
is a good rehearsal.
594
00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:28,708
- Yeah, no.
595
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,460
A thorough rehearsal
is a good rehearsal.
596
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,629
- Yeah, 'cause we don't know
where we're standing,
597
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,339
we don't know
what we have to say,
598
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,133
and we have all of our friends
and family coming tomorrow.
599
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:38,468
We'll look ridiculous.
600
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,595
- No.
- Our last wedding video
601
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:43,556
has a crocodile
gnawing on your predecessor.
602
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,600
- You got that on tape?
- Yeah.
603
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:48,061
- Look, you're inside now,
right?
604
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,312
So we're gonna work with that.
605
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,939
I'm gonna be standing up here,
606
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,942
and, Chad,
you and your party,
607
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,319
you'll be standing on my right.
608
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,697
- I think it's the left.
- Left.
609
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,156
- Left.
610
00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:01,908
- Well, yeah,
traditional wedding.
611
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:05,787
I mean, sure, if that's the way
you wanna go, then yeah,
612
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,288
you'll be standing on my left.
613
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,748
And then picture this.
614
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,126
We've got the beautiful bride
coming on down the aisle,
615
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,043
strutting her stuff.
616
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,670
Cue Peter on the organ.
617
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:14,963
[bright organ music]
618
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:17,382
- Gwenda is singing them in.
It's in the notes.
619
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,175
- Oh, I just assumed
you'd be accompanying her.
620
00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:21,302
- Sweet Jesus,
don't wish that on us.
621
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:22,345
No offense, Peter.
622
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:23,555
You sent us the notes.
623
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,182
You promised
we were in safe hands.
624
00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:28,309
- Oh, this is gonna be
a complete cock-up.
625
00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:30,895
- [sobbing] Oh, no!
626
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,440
- It's okay.
- Oh, oh, oh.
627
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,525
- Darling, darling, come on.
628
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,902
- No, no, no.
629
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,654
We need to rehearse.
630
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:42,282
There are no crocs.
631
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:44,325
Crocodiles.
Please!
632
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,577
- What's the matter
with crocodiles?
633
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,661
- [sobbing] No!
634
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:47,871
- You are not getting married
up here.
635
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,080
We are going to Surfers.
636
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,041
- I have been waiting for--
637
00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:54,044
[light music]
638
00:29:54,085 --> 00:30:01,259
* *
639
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,430
- Out you come.
640
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,227
- Hello.
641
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,355
- Pretty safe to assume
this has something to do
642
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:14,856
with the stolen tobacco?
643
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,775
- Yeah--yeah, no,
but we didn't steal it.
644
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,109
- Hmm?
645
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:20,445
Oh, so it just magically
appeared in your office?
646
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,491
- Yeah.
- Tell me about that.
647
00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:28,119
- Well, Daisy found two boxes
that washed up on the beach.
648
00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,913
Look, these blokes
who lost the boxes,
649
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,582
Rev, they're dangerous.
650
00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:35,043
They're gonna kill us.
The Jovics, they're bogans.
651
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:36,878
- Okay, great.
652
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,464
Whatever a bogan Jovic is,
653
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:42,759
they're clearly involved in
things that you shouldn't be.
654
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:44,552
So give it back.
655
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:47,430
- Yeah, like that's gonna work.
656
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:50,892
These bogans,
they really hurt people.
657
00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:53,853
Like, badly.
658
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,022
- Don't know what you want me
to do about it.
659
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,984
Maybe it's time for you
to get on that plane to Paris.
660
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,277
- You got a spare passport
661
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,655
hidden somewhere
that I can borrow?
662
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:06,950
* *
663
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:08,201
Come on, Cam.
664
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:13,289
* *
665
00:31:13,331 --> 00:31:15,917
- All right.
666
00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,961
Here's what you're gonna do.
667
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,422
Whatever tobacco you have,
you're gonna take it back,
668
00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:22,632
but you're gonna
do it secretly, yeah?
669
00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:25,927
Safely, so they get it,
and they never see you.
670
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:28,263
Because you are staying
out of their way.
671
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,347
You understand?
672
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:30,473
- Yep.
- Yep.
673
00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:32,350
- Good. Get out of here.
674
00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:36,646
[dramatic music]
675
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:43,611
* *
676
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:19,689
- Oh, why is everything
in this place so far apart?
677
00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:27,405
* *
678
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,758
[engine grinding]
679
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,764
[engine revving]
680
00:32:58,937 --> 00:33:00,605
[tires squealing]
681
00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:05,985
- [laughs]
682
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:12,951
* *
683
00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:32,637
[car door slams]
684
00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:36,641
[line ringing]
685
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,351
- Hello.
- Lew.
686
00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:39,352
Did you get ahold of Paige?
687
00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:40,854
- 100K.
688
00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:42,772
- Oh, come on, man.
100 grand?
689
00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:44,941
Are you kidding me?
- It's a full identity, man.
690
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,985
Doesn't come cheap.
- Jesus.
691
00:33:47,027 --> 00:33:49,195
- We're talking passport
that will pass airports,
692
00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:50,488
birth certificate,
693
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,532
bank accounts
that actually work.
694
00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:54,784
- All right, I'll get it
for you in two days, okay?
695
00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:57,871
I know
where this is asshole is.
696
00:33:57,912 --> 00:34:00,582
I got a car that finally works.
I'm headed to the Gold Coast.
697
00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:03,710
- No, you're not.
- I--no, I am, all right?
698
00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:06,171
It's 20 hours straight through.
699
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,506
I can finally get this prick.
700
00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:09,883
- Turn around.
701
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:11,885
- Did you not hear
what I just said, Lew?
702
00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:14,512
I can get to him
and get the money.
703
00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:15,764
- And then what?
704
00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:17,432
The documents will take
at least a week.
705
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,893
- So I'll go to ground.
706
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:22,687
- Listen to me.
You are being hunted.
707
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:24,731
Lorenzo has people everywhere.
708
00:34:24,773 --> 00:34:26,649
The whole world
is connected now:
709
00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:29,903
cameras everywhere,
facial recognition.
710
00:34:29,944 --> 00:34:31,946
Even your refrigerator
listens in.
711
00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:33,907
Everyone is watching you
wherever you are.
712
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:35,617
- Tell that to the town
that I just left.
713
00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:37,202
They're stuck in 1982.
714
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:39,079
- Then turn the hell around
and go back.
715
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,705
Stay in 1982.
716
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:44,167
- Lew, how am I supposed
to pay 100 grand
717
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:45,877
if I can't go and get it?
718
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:48,421
- Forget Lorenzo's money.
It was never yours.
719
00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:51,549
Paulo, you are the most
resourceful man I've ever met.
720
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:54,427
You could find a way to get
100K out of a lemonade stand.
721
00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:55,845
- So I'm supposed to--
722
00:34:55,887 --> 00:34:59,432
- And you're telling me
you have a whole town.
723
00:34:59,474 --> 00:35:01,393
You know I'm right.
724
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:04,479
Go back. Stay safe.
725
00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:05,897
Don't call me again
726
00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:08,108
until you find another way
to get the money.
727
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,984
[line clicks]
728
00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:16,116
* *
729
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,660
- Lewis.
730
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,162
It's been a long, long time,
my friend.
731
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:24,541
- Lorenzo.
732
00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,671
I thought you might come by.
733
00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:36,970
- Farah says that you're still
Paulo's cornerman.
734
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,639
I asked him
to give us a moment,
735
00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:41,099
see if we can't work this out,
736
00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:44,561
just you and me...
737
00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,229
for old times' sake.
738
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,858
- For old times' sake?
739
00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:52,652
Might as well bring him in now.
740
00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:59,826
* *
741
00:36:31,274 --> 00:36:34,486
[engine turning over]
742
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:38,365
- Lester, I'm not wearing
a suit and tie to the wedding.
743
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:39,949
I've never worn a tie.
744
00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:41,618
You know that better
than anyone.
745
00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,870
- You look so handsome
in a suit.
746
00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,705
- Then bury me in a suit
if you like,
747
00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:47,957
but even then, no tie.
748
00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:51,461
[fly buzzing]
- [coughing]
749
00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:53,505
Oh.
750
00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,715
Lester, Victor,
751
00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:57,926
something's rotten
in the state of Queensland.
752
00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:07,644
- Do you want the good news
753
00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:10,772
or the slightly less
than ideal news?
754
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,484
both: The bad news.
755
00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:15,819
- Let's lead with the good.
756
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:18,488
You have a young couple
very much in love,
757
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,823
and no one is dead.
758
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:22,367
- The bad news, Lester.
759
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:24,536
- The wedding food is ruined.
760
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:25,829
- What'd he say?
761
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:28,790
- Well, the power failure
killed the fridge.
762
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:31,584
The seafood is...
763
00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:32,627
tangy.
764
00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:33,920
both: Tangy?
765
00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:36,923
- Well, more salmonella
than salmon.
766
00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:39,718
- The silver lining is,
we still have party pies
767
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:41,094
and some crisps.
768
00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:43,304
And red wine
doesn't need refrigeration.
769
00:37:43,346 --> 00:37:44,764
- It's 32 bloody degrees.
770
00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:46,933
No one will be drinking
red wine!
771
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,060
- Well, it's not
Lester's fault.
772
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:51,688
It's the new reverend
taking out power.
773
00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,606
- I'll kill him...
774
00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:55,066
right after he marries them.
775
00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:58,028
- And then I'll kill him again!
776
00:37:59,237 --> 00:38:01,114
- This has to be the worst idea
you've ever had.
777
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:03,533
- No, we need
to finish this now.
778
00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:06,077
- The Jovics will be here soon,
and they'll finish us, Cam.
779
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,705
- No, just--let's give back
what we have,
780
00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,249
and then we'll--we can
pay off the rest, right?
781
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,293
- No, we follow
the rev's advice.
782
00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,795
We drop it off,
we stay in the manse,
783
00:38:15,837 --> 00:38:17,464
and we just--
[car door slams]
784
00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:24,429
* *
785
00:38:29,225 --> 00:38:31,686
- All right, get out of here,
both of you.
786
00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:34,898
- You came back.
787
00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:36,691
- I said get out.
788
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:39,652
- Why would you do that?
789
00:38:39,694 --> 00:38:41,780
- I seriously have no idea.
790
00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:45,825
So you two need to leave
before I change my mind.
791
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:47,619
- Yep. Yep.
- Now.
792
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,829
- Yep.
793
00:38:49,871 --> 00:38:51,748
- Thanks. Thanks, boss.
794
00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:58,088
* *
795
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,221
[bluesy rock music]
796
00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:13,228
* *
797
00:39:21,236 --> 00:39:23,321
[knock at door]
- Hey, thanks for knocking.
798
00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:24,197
Come on in.
799
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:25,865
You must be the two apostles.
800
00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:27,033
It's Luke and James, right?
801
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:28,493
Which one's which?
802
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:29,828
Don't care.
803
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,496
Please, have a seat.
804
00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:33,581
- Don't sit down, idiot.
805
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,335
Priest, mate, look,
probably wanna clear off,
806
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,545
if you know
what's good for you.
807
00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:41,506
- Man, I really wish
that I did,
808
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:43,383
but I can't have you guys
809
00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:46,886
hurting a couple of kids
over some cancer sticks.
810
00:39:46,928 --> 00:39:49,931
Bad for business, so...
811
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,349
this can go one of two ways.
812
00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,685
- Like a hyper-theoretical?
813
00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:56,104
- Option A is that we all
reach an agreement
814
00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:58,648
and everybody walks away
happy--well, ish--
815
00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:01,526
but, most importantly,
healthy, yeah?
816
00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:03,486
- All right,
and what's option B?
817
00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:04,904
- [clicks tongue]
818
00:40:04,946 --> 00:40:06,448
I'd stick to option A.
819
00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:09,242
- Really?
What about option C, mate?
820
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:12,912
[bluesy rock music]
821
00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:16,082
- You need those to beat up
a couple of teenagers, huh?
822
00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,792
- Don't need them.
823
00:40:17,834 --> 00:40:20,003
Just actually like the way
they cut through flesh.
824
00:40:20,045 --> 00:40:21,880
[shouts]
825
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,966
[objects clattering,
people grunting]
826
00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:31,014
- [exhales sharply] Daise.
- They're killing him.
827
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,849
- Daisy. Daisy. Daisy.
828
00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:33,975
- Come on. Come on.
829
00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:35,352
- No.
- Come on!
830
00:40:35,393 --> 00:40:38,646
[clattering and grunting
continue]
831
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:45,362
* *
832
00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:51,034
- Daisy.
833
00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:57,582
- Sorry about the mess, Cam.
834
00:40:57,624 --> 00:40:59,209
- [groaning]
835
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,420
- Oh, hey,
I got a wedding to do.
836
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:05,507
- The wedding party
wanna kill you.
837
00:41:05,548 --> 00:41:08,760
- Well, that just fits with the
theme around here, doesn't it?
838
00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:11,096
- You know the blackout
spoiled the food.
839
00:41:13,556 --> 00:41:15,225
- Hey, fellas,
840
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,310
before you go anywhere
841
00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:20,063
and now that we've got the
unpleasantries out of the way,
842
00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:22,732
I have a favor to ask of you.
843
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:25,985
And in exchange,
I have some information
844
00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:27,987
that you can pass on
to your mom.
845
00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:33,618
* *
846
00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:36,037
[gate creaks]
847
00:41:38,123 --> 00:41:39,207
[whistles]
848
00:41:39,249 --> 00:41:44,045
* *
849
00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:47,632
- G'day, handsome.
850
00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,342
So where do you want it,
Priest?
851
00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,636
Do you want it in the brains
852
00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:53,471
or the balls, eh?
853
00:41:53,513 --> 00:41:56,516
You see, I'm the only one
who gets to beat up on my boys.
854
00:41:56,558 --> 00:42:00,103
- Oh, I was thinking sister,
but you must be their mother.
855
00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:01,896
It's Agnes, right?
- [laughs]
856
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:04,190
Now, don't try
and sweet-talk me, Yankee boy.
857
00:42:04,232 --> 00:42:05,817
Those days are gone.
858
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:08,528
Now, they're good boys,
and you beat up on 'em bad.
859
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,865
- No, they're assholes,
and they're bullies.
860
00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:13,199
And if they come near me
861
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:15,243
or threaten one of the kids
again...
862
00:42:17,746 --> 00:42:19,164
They shouldn't.
863
00:42:19,205 --> 00:42:20,749
- I'm sick of your
flapping gums, Padre.
864
00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:22,709
Don't think that collar's
gonna stop me.
865
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:24,002
[gun cocking]
866
00:42:24,836 --> 00:42:27,589
- Agnes, I've got
a business proposition for you.
867
00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:36,890
- [exhales heavily]
868
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,017
[phone beeps]
869
00:42:39,059 --> 00:42:40,393
Marriage:
870
00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:44,272
it is a serious undertaking
made before God
871
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,524
and the witnesses
here assembled.
872
00:42:46,566 --> 00:42:49,402
It's a sacrament of love
and commitment to--
873
00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:52,364
- Are we ready?
- Oh, hot, sweaty, lathered up,
874
00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:53,365
and ready to play.
875
00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:54,491
Sorry about that, Paulo.
876
00:42:54,532 --> 00:42:55,992
My Zumba class
is about to start.
877
00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:58,953
Just copy everything I say.
You're gonna be great, okay?
878
00:42:58,995 --> 00:43:01,539
Love is patient.
Love is kind.
879
00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:04,125
Well, not really in my case.
Oh, I'm loving the vibe here.
880
00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:05,669
Am I gonna sing this
with a little remix?
881
00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:08,546
I think so.
Here we go, baby, yeah.
882
00:43:08,588 --> 00:43:10,965
* It does not envy,
it does not boast *
883
00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:13,343
* It is not proud *
884
00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:14,594
* It is not rude *
885
00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:17,097
- It is not rude.
886
00:43:17,138 --> 00:43:19,265
It is not self-seeking.
887
00:43:19,307 --> 00:43:21,267
It is not easily angered.
888
00:43:21,309 --> 00:43:23,978
It keeps no record of wrongs.
889
00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:27,273
Love does not delight in evil
890
00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:29,901
but rejoices in the truth.
891
00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:31,778
It always protects,
892
00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:33,988
always trusts,
893
00:43:34,030 --> 00:43:36,116
always hopes,
894
00:43:36,157 --> 00:43:37,575
always perseveres.
895
00:43:37,617 --> 00:43:39,411
- * Love never fails *
896
00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:41,371
- Love never fails.
897
00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:42,831
- What are we doing, ladies?
898
00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:45,500
all: Zumba!
899
00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:48,086
- What was that?
900
00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:49,671
- Did he say Zumba?
901
00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,925
- Chad...
902
00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:56,678
Tassos...
903
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,721
Agathangelou...
904
00:43:57,762 --> 00:44:00,390
[light music]
905
00:44:00,432 --> 00:44:04,144
Do you take Charlotte...
906
00:44:04,185 --> 00:44:05,687
Jennifer...
907
00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:08,314
Roebuck...
908
00:44:08,356 --> 00:44:13,570
to be your lawfully wedded wife
909
00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:17,741
from this day forward
so long as you both shall live?
910
00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:19,159
- Hell yes.
911
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,704
Sorry, Rev.
Yeah, big-time.
912
00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:25,707
[dramatic music]
913
00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:32,672
* *
914
00:44:34,382 --> 00:44:37,052
- Cover, you guys.
915
00:44:37,093 --> 00:44:38,345
Check that lot.
916
00:44:38,386 --> 00:44:39,596
What have we got?
917
00:44:39,637 --> 00:44:41,389
Two pairs.
Lift that up.
918
00:44:42,557 --> 00:44:44,559
- Sarge, this one.
- Just here.
919
00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:47,729
Take that tape.
920
00:44:48,938 --> 00:44:50,440
[sighs]
921
00:44:50,482 --> 00:44:52,233
You're kidding me.
922
00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:53,777
Fish.
923
00:44:56,029 --> 00:44:57,364
- Fish.
- Oh, great.
924
00:44:57,405 --> 00:44:58,948
[radio blips]
- Talk to me, Piper.
925
00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:00,367
Are you there?
926
00:45:01,493 --> 00:45:02,869
- Yeah, boss.
927
00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:04,412
- And?
928
00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:06,206
- And someone tipped 'em off.
929
00:45:06,247 --> 00:45:13,380
* *
930
00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:21,721
[upbeat music]
931
00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:24,849
* *
932
00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:27,435
- Don't mind if I do.
933
00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:30,230
Hey, brother.
- Hey, sis.
934
00:45:30,271 --> 00:45:31,231
- Everything else, as usual.
935
00:45:31,272 --> 00:45:32,232
- There's nothing to do.
- No.
936
00:45:32,273 --> 00:45:33,942
- Have a drink.
937
00:45:33,983 --> 00:45:40,073
* *
938
00:45:40,115 --> 00:45:42,242
- Hey, bub.
939
00:45:42,283 --> 00:45:43,993
- How was the raid?
940
00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:45,245
- A disaster.
941
00:45:45,286 --> 00:45:47,205
They knew I was coming.
942
00:45:47,247 --> 00:45:48,373
How was the wedding?
943
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,376
- Ah, typical. Usual.
Now no food.
944
00:45:51,418 --> 00:45:54,671
- Hey, everybody,
I was just wondering
945
00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:57,132
if I could get your attention
just for a minute.
946
00:45:57,173 --> 00:45:58,466
- I'd piss off now, Reverend,
947
00:45:58,508 --> 00:45:59,801
if you know
what's good for you.
948
00:45:59,843 --> 00:46:01,094
- Hey, look,
949
00:46:01,136 --> 00:46:04,097
I really feel terrible
about ruining the food,
950
00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,724
and I was hoping that I could
951
00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:07,851
remedy the situation
before the reception.
952
00:46:07,892 --> 00:46:09,019
- Bit late.
953
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:10,228
If you haven't noticed,
we're all here.
954
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:11,479
- Yeah, I know,
955
00:46:11,521 --> 00:46:14,065
and that's why I brought
these guys along.
956
00:46:14,107 --> 00:46:15,525
- What the hell did I miss?
957
00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,485
- We have got some lobsters.
958
00:46:17,527 --> 00:46:18,862
We've got oysters.
959
00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:22,866
We've got eight barra...
- Fish.
960
00:46:22,907 --> 00:46:24,284
- Barra-fish.
961
00:46:24,325 --> 00:46:26,077
And I hear a little rumor
962
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:29,247
that people around here
like their beer cold.
963
00:46:29,289 --> 00:46:32,250
[cheers and applause]
964
00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:35,337
- So let's get out there, boys.
Come on. Chop-chop.
965
00:46:35,378 --> 00:46:36,880
- Light up the barbie, Harry.
966
00:46:36,921 --> 00:46:38,882
- Already onto it!
967
00:46:38,923 --> 00:46:45,847
* *
968
00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:49,684
- Yay! Oh!
969
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:53,396
Come on through.
Beer's in the back.
970
00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:56,399
[light music]
971
00:46:56,441 --> 00:47:03,531
* *
972
00:47:46,116 --> 00:47:48,034
- You know you could be
drinking champagne
973
00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:51,371
on the Rue du Faubourg,
cruising down la Seine.
974
00:47:51,413 --> 00:47:53,164
- Oh, yeah, I know.
975
00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:57,127
And for some reason, here I am
at the end of the world,
976
00:47:57,168 --> 00:47:59,963
sweating my balls off,
slapping mosquitoes,
977
00:48:00,005 --> 00:48:03,550
and fighting off--
978
00:48:03,591 --> 00:48:05,093
what'd you call 'em, bogans?
979
00:48:05,135 --> 00:48:08,263
- Yeah, bogans.
980
00:48:08,304 --> 00:48:11,558
Still, get to talk to me.
981
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:14,519
- Supposed to make me
feel better?
982
00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:17,397
Anyway, you can keep the room.
983
00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:19,190
- I already unpacked.
984
00:48:19,232 --> 00:48:22,402
- [chuckles]
985
00:48:22,444 --> 00:48:23,945
Course you did.
986
00:48:25,947 --> 00:48:27,866
Don't get too comfortable, kid.
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