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If I had to pick a
yearbook quote, it would be,
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"Lonely in life,
popular in death."
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See that girl flying up in the air?
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That's me, Darby Harper.
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My upbringing was
pretty awesome at first.
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That's my mom.
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I was following in her
iconic cheer footsteps.
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Back then, I thought I knew who
I was and who I wanted to be.
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- Until everything came crashing down.
- There's Dad.
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Darby!
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My mom and I died
on the same day.
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One. Two…
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And even though I technically
came back from the other side,
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I was never the same.
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What was different about me?
Are you sitting down for this?
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I see dead people.
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Everywhere.
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And it turns out the dead,
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or "Deados" as I like to
call them, - Excuse me.
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Actually needed my help.
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Hey.
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So, that's when I turned
my back on the living world
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and decided to start
my little side hustle,
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- counseling local spirits.
- Hello.
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Over time, I learned that not
every person who died stuck around.
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Only those who have some
unfinished business.
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And this is where I come in…
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…as a spiritual messenger of sorts,
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making sure the Deados don't get stuck
in a world that no longer sees them.
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With my assistance, these
spirits were able to cross over,
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which is pretty beautiful.
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Word spread in the purgatory circuit,
and my after-school job took off.
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Hey, how are you?
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There's no pay,
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but if dead people gratitude
had monetary value,
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I'd be Jeff Bezos.
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You'd think witnessing dead people
say, "Goodbye" over and over again
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would be my biggest burden,
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but it is a distant second
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to the torturous realm where I am
forced to spend my days, high school.
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I can't believe you think this is a
better education than homeschooling.
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I mean, look at them.
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Honey, I have a hard time getting
you to come out for dinner.
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I mean, how else can I
get you to socialize?
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I make, like, ten new dead friends a
week. How much more social can I get?
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I love you.
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Love you too.
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Try to have a good day.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey, isn't that Capri Donahue?
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Honey, I just don't get why
you two stopped hanging out.
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You were joined at the hip.
Maybe y'all should reconnect.
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Oh, no. I lost my
hard-earned smile.
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It truly amazes me that at the
most formative time of their lives,
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a time that should be
about self-discovery,
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and finding what is individual
and unique about themselves,
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they instead choose to
homogenize in groups
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that give them the unhealthy
acceptance they so deeply crave.
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You're so lucky
your mom let you.
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I was going under the knife
for my deviated septum anyway,
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so we just thought that we'd get
my boobs done at the same time.
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And that's why I'd rather hang out
with the unliving than the unwoke.
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- Gross, sorry.
- Hey, dude,
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La Croix eruption at
Mount McMuffin, dude.
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Did I mention that I spent last
Friday night discussing modern art
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with a woman who claimed to be
Frida Kahlo's lover? Just saying.
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In the ecosystem of high school,
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I'm basically a hermit
crab hiding under a reef.
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And I wouldn't have
it any other way.
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That's my friend, Gary. He's a
"Stayer." A Stayer is a Deado who...
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- Oh, my God. No way!
- I know. And she said, "Fetch."
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- Ew.
- Your jacket is really cute, by the way.
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Oh, thanks. It's amazing what I can do
with a sewing machine and a little thread.
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Capri Donahue.
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Head phony. Ever heard of someone
described as having solid character?
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Oh, my God. The Sweet
Seventeen promo video?
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- I know.
- Oh, I'm living for it.
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Well, Capri's is
pure particle board.
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I know!
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Good morning, Miss Lyman. You
look like a breath of fresh air.
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Kiss ass.
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Oh, Darby. Forgot you went here.
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Hmm.
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- Babe.
- Jamesy!
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I missed you.
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In case you couldn't tell by that
dramatic Bachelor Nation -style spin,
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that's Capri's boyfriend.
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James Harris was a band geek
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who had been completely
invisible to Capri until...
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Even though he didn't make it
past the blind audition round,
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it was enough fame for Capri
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to turn her chair and set
her thirsty hooks in him.
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Good morning, newly minted junior class.
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- Whoo!
- Welcome to biology lab.
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Before you get too comfortable, I've
paired you up with your lab partner
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alphabetically by last name.
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Go ahead and take a
seat with that person.
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I don't even have to look at the list.
Ever since first grade, it's always...
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- Harper.
- Harris.
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Uh, Miss Lyman, I need to
be partnered with James
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because I'm trained to assist
him with his learning disability.
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He has dyslexia.
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No, he doesn't.
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I'm sure James will
manage on his own, Capri.
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Capri knows I'm the one person
she can't get to like her.
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I'm the one girl in school
who doesn't wanna be her,
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the one person who can
see through her bullshit.
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Hi, baby.
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Babe, I'm at a different table.
I'm not going off to war.
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Oh, my God. Don't even say that.
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All right. Let's get started.
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Uh, excuse me, Miss Lyman?
There's an ass on my desk.
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Oh, I'm sorry. This is a fresh blowout.
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I didn't even see
anyone was sitting here.
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Freak show.
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I'm sorry. She can be a little
extra sometimes.
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Extra psychotic.
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- I like your Chucks.
- Oh, thanks.
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Yeah.
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James is a good guy.
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He was actually my first crush back
in sixth grade.
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Before I realized that romantic
relationships are just a social construct
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people created to avoid the fact that
we're all helplessly alone in this world.
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Mmm. I got you this time.
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I do.
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- Hmm. Boom.
- Eh, nah, nah, nah, nah. Bishop to e4.
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Ugh, crap. That's...
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Yeah, that's... That
would be checkmate.
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Mmm.
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And that would also
be two more bucks you owe me, kid.
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Come on. You don't
even use money.
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I know, I know. But I love
to leave it in Linda's purse.
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She gets a big boost when she finds it.
Treat herself to some fancy coffee drink.
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All right. That is
pretty frigging adorable.
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All right,
come on. Pay up.
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I really
wish you took Venmo.
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I hope you have a
wonderful rest of the day.
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Thank you, Gary. I
appreciate it. I'll try.
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Hey, hi. Uh, you're the girl
from the bleachers, right?
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Uh, I don't talk
to clients here.
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Uh.
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Come by my office Friday night,
okay? That's where I work.
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Work...
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- Oh, shit.
- Are you okay?
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I mean, you look like
you've just seen a ghost.
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The opposite,
actually. I thought you were...
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Never mind. I just... I
haven't seen you before.
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Great. You two found each other.
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- Alex is new, and he's gonna need…
- Oh, God. Please, no.
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…a junior study buddy
to show him the ropes.
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He just transferred
in from a Montessori school,
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so all this is pretty
foreign to him.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know if
I'm the best person to do that.
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Sure, you are. You're an honors
student, and you both seem like such...
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- He's thinking, "Weirdos."
- Abstract thinkers.
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- Mmm.
- Yeah.
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Extracurricular activities
meet-and-greet starts in ten minutes.
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Walk Alex through it. Help him
acclimatize.
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- That guy. Uh, we're... Yep.
- Yep. Okay.
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So, do you have any burning questions
about Frederick Douglass High
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I can answer in the
next two minutes?
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Uh, that for starters.
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Yeah, the superintendent passed a
bill allowing corporate sponsorship
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of cafeterias so that schools could
save on the cost of lunches.
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Jeez.
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My old school didn't have
this type of structure.
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You know, the bell telling
you when and where to go,
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having to raise your hand to
get permission to take a leak.
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Public school is only a few
rules away from the Marines.
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Yeah. That's funny.
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So, why did you
leave Montessori?
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I had a bit of a rough patch last
year. You know, some issues, so...
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I feel your pain,
junior class buddy.
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So, who do you hang with?
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Uh, I don't.
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Oh. The lone wolf.
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You said something
earlier about your work?
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Oh, no. N... It was
nothing.
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I thought you were someone else.
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Um, I do some social
work on Friday nights.
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Social work?
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When in doubt, the truth gets
people to bug off every time.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's for dead people. I
help them pass on to the next realm.
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Uh...
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That's really cool. I'm actually
into psychic mediums too.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. What are the odds?
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That backfired.
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So, uh, are you
in any of these clubs?
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Maybe in another lifetime.
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At my old school, I had
a Stephen King book club.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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But you know, if I'm forced
to be here, which I am,
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I've decided I want the most public
school experience ever known to man.
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Wow. You're quite
the glass half-full guy.
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I mean, if you don't embrace
the absurdities in life, right?
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It's unlivable.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, prom. I've seen
that in the movies.
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Uh, I gotta run.
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Oh. Okay, uh...
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I-I'd love to talk to you more
about the paranormal stuff.
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Lone wolf, Alex.
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- "Lone" being the key adjective there.
- Right.
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Yeah. See you.
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Yeah.
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Mmm. That's not good.
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All right. Listen up, people.
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We got a few cheerleaders here who want
to do a special presentation just for you.
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And action!
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Let's go.
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Hi, Cougars! I'm Capri
Donahue, and this is...
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Taylor.
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Taylor, Bree, Piper and Todd.
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And we're here to tell all the gym
classes about cheer tryouts next week.
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Here's a little skit we
prepared. Hope you enjoy!
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Hi! Are you new here?
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Yes, I'm a freshman.
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And I've always dreamed of being
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a cheerleader, but I'm
so intimidated by it.
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Isn't it just for
shallow, hot girls?
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I'm so glad you asked. And the
answer is, that's offensive.
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Cheerleaders aren't just pretty
people who are happy all the time.
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We face the same
challenges. Just like you.
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Really? Even you,
the head cheerleader?
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- Yes, even me.
- Yeah.
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But cheer allows us to be
the change that we wanna see.
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We support female
empowerment, just like Beyoncé.
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When one of us falls...
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- The sisterhood is there to catch us.
- Jesus.
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Next week, I'll be there.
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Piper, at the end.
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But cheer keeps
the world moving.
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Because when something
gets us down...
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- Cheer...
- Lifts us back up.
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Let's hear it, Cougars!
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Tryouts next
week, show us what you can do.
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Tryouts next week!
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- Now, Piper!
- "Now," what?
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Next week? I'll be there.
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- Shit.
- Whoo!
241
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,167
- Let's go, Cougars!
- Whoo!
242
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,167
My dad said I can only invite
50 people, but I was, like,
243
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,750
"Come on, the DJ tent
holds at least a hundo."
244
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,917
Ugh! Can we get a
corporate sponsor from…
245
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,417
…the electric company or
something? This is ridiculous.
246
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,167
Give me my clothes.
247
00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:22,958
Why would I take your clothes? Not
planning on attending a funeral.
248
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,625
I have no problem walking up to
Principal Morgan's office in my towel
249
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to discuss his zero
tolerance bullying policy.
250
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,542
Oh, my God! You're totally
gaslighting me right now.
251
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,958
You're the one who bullied me in front
of the entire class this morning.
252
00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:37,583
You called me an ass.
253
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:40,917
Technically, I called
your actual ass an ass.
254
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,958
Maybe you'll understand that more when
we get to the anatomy section of bio lab.
255
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,625
It was just a joke. No need to go
crying to the principal, freak show.
256
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,167
Ow! My ass.
257
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,417
- Capri!
- Are you okay?
258
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,917
I'm fine. Just...
I slipped.
259
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,583
Miss Harper, thank you so
much for giving us your statement.
260
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,583
We'll be in touch if we have
any follow-up questions.
261
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,000
Miss Harper?
262
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,625
Uh... Yeah, yes.
Okay.
263
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:23,708
Okay.
264
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:26,542
All right, ladies.
265
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,333
Go home, get some rest.
266
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,417
Remember, we have grief
counselors available.
267
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,625
Seeing a dead person is a
very traumatic experience
268
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:40,750
which none of us
are equipped for.
269
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,625
Sorry.
270
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,250
Something in the
throat.
271
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,042
Hey.
272
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,125
Hey.
273
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,542
Yeah. She was a beauty.
274
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,083
I know you don't like
talking about your mom.
275
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,542
And I'm not trying to push you.
276
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:26,125
I know Capri's death is
probably a trigger. Right?
277
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,458
No. No, really. I'm... I'm fine.
278
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,042
Honey.
279
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,125
I'm just tired.
280
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,458
So... But thank you.
281
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:42,875
Night.
282
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,750
- I love you.
- Love you.
283
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,958
Wake up, bitch. Wake up!
284
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:14,417
Oh, goddamn it.
285
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,583
So it's true. You can see me.
286
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,792
How did
you even... Uh...
287
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,750
Remember groundskeeper Gary?
288
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,375
- Uh...
- Yeah.
289
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,000
He told me all about
your little "ability."
290
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,583
Bring me back.
291
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:29,667
Darby!
292
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,250
Bring me back. Now!
293
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:37,375
Capri, I can't bring you back.
I can only help you move on.
294
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,292
Move on?
295
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,125
No. Cheer tryouts are next week.
296
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,958
My Sweet Seventeen is
coming up in a month.
297
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:47,958
I've planned it the whole year. It
costs more than my sister's wedding.
298
00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:50,542
Denial.
It's the hardest stage.
299
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,708
Listen, I'm...
…I'm really sorry you died.
300
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:57,042
I truly am. But you are dead,
301
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,833
and neither I, nor anyone
else can bring you back.
302
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,792
Holy crap!
303
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,833
Did I do that?
304
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:14,792
- Am I coming back to life?
- No, dude, you're a form of energy.
305
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,250
So, with intense
focus and practice,
306
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,583
or I guess just pure,
unfiltered teenage rage,
307
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,000
Deados can manipulate
things in the real world.
308
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,625
- "Deados?"
- Yeah. Yeah, that's what I call your kind.
309
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:27,583
The in-betweeners like you.
310
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,208
Okay, but-but-but
what about, um, Gary?
311
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,167
- I mean, he died our freshman year, right?
- Yeah.
312
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,208
He's a Stayer. It means
he chooses to be here.
313
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:40,292
He's waiting for his wife to die
so they can pass on together.
314
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:46,292
Okay, cute. Um. Then,
I will be a Stayer too.
315
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:51,125
Yeah. I don't wanna go to some…
…creepy afterlife. No, thank you.
316
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,417
No, no. Capri, this is not
where you're meant to be,
317
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,083
so it'll be very difficult
for you to be at peace here.
318
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,800
Especially you, feeling like you're
missing out on all that stupid shit
319
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,667
you think is so important.
320
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,667
Oh, it might be stupid
shit to you, freak show,
321
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,792
but this is the best
year of my life.
322
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,708
Everyone thinks senior
year is peak, but no.
323
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,000
Seniors have one foot
out the door to college.
324
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:15,542
I am at the epicenter of the
ultimate high school experience.
325
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,375
I'm not
going anywhere.
326
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,708
You literally will never be
able to see yourself again.
327
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:24,542
You're dead.
328
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,208
So is all that shit
you care about.
329
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:31,500
Cheer championships,
homecoming, your birthday.
330
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,125
You can't experience it anymore.
331
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,208
I'm sorry.
332
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,375
Look, I can deliver whatever
message you want to whomever.
333
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:50,292
But once you make the decision
to move on, you move on.
334
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,792
Look, you can stay here
tonight if you're freaked out.
335
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,667
But I'm going to sleep
because, well, I'm alive,
336
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,875
and I have another day
of living hell tomorrow.
337
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,750
I'm sorry you died.
338
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:13,167
I'm Katlyn Kelley, reporting live
from Frederick Douglass High School,
339
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,417
where yesterday, students witnessed
the shocking and tragic death
340
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,875
of their popular classmate,
head cheerleader,
341
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,208
Capricorn Donahue.
342
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,250
I'm on TV, and
I can't even enjoy it.
343
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,250
Grieving students have
been visiting this memorial
344
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,167
for the beloved cheerleader.
345
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,250
Could you tell us a little about
what made Capri so special?
346
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:36,292
She was an amazing
person and such a great friend.
347
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,208
And I'm just gonna
miss her so much.
348
00:19:38,292 --> 00:19:40,458
I've literally never seen
you before in my life.
349
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:44,042
Capri was planning a big Sweet
Seventeen birthday for next month.
350
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,792
Can you tell us more about that?
351
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,667
Yeah, she
was so excited about the party.
352
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,792
She put everything she
had into planning it.
353
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,292
Oh, guys! I'm still
here...
354
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,750
Is there anything else you would
like our viewers to know about Capri?
355
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:03,083
Just that she was the glue that
bonded together our sisterhood.
356
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,708
She was actually a Scorpio.
357
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:11,417
Also, follow us on
Instagram. Thank you.
358
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:16,875
A young spark of life, gone in
a flash. A cheer heard no more.
359
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,042
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Maybe you should stay at home.
360
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,583
Signing off.
361
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,583
Nah, it's just putting
off the inevitable.
362
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,792
That's the photo
you brought to my shrine?
363
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:30,708
Taylor, you look adorable, and
my eyes are literally closed!
364
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,417
Did you guys see that?
365
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,833
That practice killed me.
Capri would have been so proud.
366
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,875
Nationals,
here we come!
367
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,292
So, where
are we going tonight?
368
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,083
I just can't believe
that she's gone.
369
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:04,000
I had my nose
modeled after hers.
370
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:07,458
I heard she shot 50 feet in the
air, and her pants flew off.
371
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:10,125
Do you think James Harris
will rejoin jazz band now?
372
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:13,417
"Dead Cheerleader"
is a killer name for a band.
373
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:17,208
Alive Capricorn Donahue was
an "it girl," but dead Capri Donahue?
374
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,167
Oh, she's a legend, honey.
375
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,250
Hey, here she is...
Hey, Darby. My buddy, Mel.
376
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,792
- Hi.
- He passed last night.
377
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,333
- Uh, heart attack.
- Yeah.
378
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,292
- Oh. Sorry.
- You know. So if you don't mind,
379
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,500
he's gonna sit and watch
our lunchtime chess games
380
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,875
- until you can help him move on.
- Yeah, sure.
381
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,667
My wife, Deb, uh, she
passed 17 years ago,
382
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,292
and you know,
that's a long time.
383
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,333
I was in a lot better
shape then, right?
384
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,167
Uh, what if she's not
385
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,958
- attracted to me anymore?
- Maybe.
386
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:45,750
Well, I like to think
that when you pass on,
387
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,542
you pass as your optimal self.
388
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,667
And I'm pretty sure that has nothing
to do with your superficial exterior.
389
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,625
Oh, my optimal self?
390
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,750
- Yeah.
- I like that.
391
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,958
Okay.
392
00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:59,417
- Well, we'll talk soon.
- Way to be, Darby. Thank you.
393
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,667
- She is good!
- I told you, huh?
394
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,042
Oh, no.
395
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:11,083
Oh, thank God.
396
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,458
- Hola! Oh!
- Oh! Jeez...
397
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:20,208
- God, you scared the shit out of me.
- Oh. Sorry.
398
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:21,292
Are you okay?
399
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,083
Yeah, fine. I...
400
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,500
It's just someone I'm
trying to avoid.
401
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:29,000
Oh. Got a little
stalker?
402
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,542
Potentially.
403
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,042
Oh, you're serious.
404
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,625
Oh, my bad. Okay. Uh…
405
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,083
You wanna talk about it?
406
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:42,250
Well, the frustrating thing is, is I
don't think anyone would understand.
407
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,583
Mmm. I get that.
408
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:48,042
Don't have to explain anything to
me, I'm just making sure you're okay.
409
00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,042
Thanks.
410
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,208
- Um...
- So, what's up?
411
00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:55,750
So, you were there with
the cheerleader yesterday?
412
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,667
That's pretty intense.
413
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,625
Yeah.
414
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:02,792
Whoo! Sorry, Alex.
Too much caffeine.
415
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:06,542
Uh, sorry. Uh, I... I gotta go
but I'll s... Thanks for the...
416
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:07,625
Just thanks.
417
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,833
- I need to talk to you.
- Okay.
418
00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:11,833
I don't work at school, Capri.
419
00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:15,167
What do you mean, "Work"? I'm
not asking you to do my taxes.
420
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,250
Okay, what do you want?
421
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:25,500
I have decided that I do,
in fact, want to move on.
422
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:28,042
It's incredibly boring being
here and being invisible.
423
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:30,125
Also, apparently, I'm
stuck in this outfit.
424
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,726
If I knew I was gonna die, I
would've worn way more accessories.
425
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,833
Smart decision. Come
see me Friday night.
426
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,208
Whoa! I haven't told you
when I wanna move on.
427
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:40,000
Okay, I don't have
time for this.
428
00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,750
It'll be next month.
After my Sweet Seventeen.
429
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:45,792
No. No, just go to your funeral.
Yeah, everyone will be crying
430
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,333
and talking about how awesome
you were. You'll love it.
431
00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:50,875
Ew, no. I hate funerals,
they're mad depressing.
432
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:53,500
I want the party. Which
is where you come in.
433
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,750
You're gonna make sure
the party still happens.
434
00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:01,250
I think that curling iron incident
fried your last remaining brain cell.
435
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,625
I...
436
00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:09,792
Game on.
437
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,833
Ideally, you'll do
this voluntarily.
438
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:16,208
But I've been practicing the whole
manipulation of objects thing all morning.
439
00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:19,167
So, I can make life very weird
for you if it comes down to it.
440
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,542
Psycho.
441
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,583
I just wanted
to let you know.
442
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,375
- Sorry I'm late.
- That's okay, Darby.
443
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:29,125
As I was saying, James
will not be in today.
444
00:24:29,208 --> 00:24:31,458
For obvious reasons.
445
00:24:31,542 --> 00:24:36,000
Bree, Taylor, Piper, my condolences.
I know you girls were very close.
446
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,625
She really would've wanted
us to be here today.
447
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,958
To remember her
with everyone else.
448
00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:43,542
That's true. I mean, they're no
good to me crying in private.
449
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:47,875
All right. Let's get started.
If you uncover the tray in front of you,
450
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:49,667
you'll find today's project.
451
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,059
- Ugh.
- Gross!
452
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,958
- Cool!
- I'm reporting this to PETA.
453
00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:54,292
I'm sorry, buddy.
454
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,542
Um, Darby, I wanted to
see if you wouldn't mind
455
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,250
dropping off James's lab
homework for him until he's back.
456
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,625
Oh. Uh, I don't really
think that'd be approp...
457
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,625
- What? Say yes!
- Yes, of course.
458
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:04,833
Oh, my God.
459
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:08,708
Capri's Sweet Seventeen promo video
has over, like, 200,000 views.
460
00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:10,750
- Really?
- Yeah. They played it on the news.
461
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:13,500
It's so tragic that it's canceled.
462
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,292
Darby!
463
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,917
Don't ignore me.
464
00:25:18,292 --> 00:25:20,208
Hey! I'm serious.
465
00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:27,250
- Hmm.
- What are you doing? Stop.
466
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,958
- Help me get the party back on.
- No.
467
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,458
- Stop it.
- Darby, is everything okay?
468
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,750
Yes, fine.
469
00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:42,417
- Ew. Gross!
- Oh, my God.
470
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,976
- What the f...
- Oh... I'm...
471
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,583
Sorry, my hand slipped.
472
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,333
Haven't you done enough?
473
00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:49,333
Excuse me. I don't feel well.
474
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,083
- My God.
- What just happened?
475
00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:52,917
- Okay, class. Carry on.
- Oh, my God.
476
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
What a freak.
477
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:55,917
- Clearly, she needs therapy.
- Hmm.
478
00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,625
What the hell are
you doing to me?
479
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,542
- Just say you'll help me.
- No.
480
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:06,167
What are you... No!
481
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,958
No! No, no, no, no!
482
00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:13,458
No! No, no!
483
00:26:13,542 --> 00:26:16,500
- Sorry, I just really have to pee.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:23,708
- No. What are you... No!
- It's just till the party's back on.
485
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,417
No way in hell!
486
00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:30,637
Stop. No. Capri!
487
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,250
Stop, stop!
488
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,542
No, no, no, no!
489
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,792
A public toilet?
490
00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:45,125
I could've contracted any
number of deadly diseases.
491
00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:46,542
This is criminal bullying.
492
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:48,833
I think it's criminally
good haunting.
493
00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:50,625
Fine. You know what? Have at it.
494
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,708
I'll just keep ignoring you until
I'm committed to a psych ward.
495
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:56,750
Or you could help me
and be free in a month.
496
00:26:56,833 --> 00:27:00,000
All I want is to go to this party.
To see my friends having fun,
497
00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:02,250
and to dance next to
James one last time.
498
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,792
And then I'll move on.
499
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,000
- I promise.
- And in what worldly dimension
500
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,833
do you think I can
throw your dream party?
501
00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:12,167
Me, the girl you
call, "Freak show"?
502
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,917
In a world where I make you
popular enough to do it.
503
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:21,208
I'm gonna let you
in on a little secret.
504
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:22,917
Being popular is an illusion.
505
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,917
Like a magic trick,
or cryptocurrency.
506
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,375
You just have to believe in
it. And then they will too.
507
00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:33,542
First, you'll need to get
close to Taylor and Bree,
508
00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,684
so you can convince them to
throw the party in my honor.
509
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:37,333
Yeah, that
sounds attainable,
510
00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:39,750
since they hate me with the
passion of a thousand suns.
511
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:43,875
Excuse me. You won't be able to
avoid them once you join cheer.
512
00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:46,458
Never.
513
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,542
Aw, look at us little nuggets
in our cheesy matching uniforms.
514
00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:54,375
Hey, get outta there.
515
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,958
I forgot we were even
friends that summer.
516
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,917
Then you were all weird
when we got back to school.
517
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,125
Oh, sorry. I was just going through
a little thing called my mom died.
518
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:10,125
Your mom was so boss.
519
00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:15,667
Top of the pyramid
at the '93 Nationals.
520
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,125
Did she come to you
too after she died?
521
00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:23,250
Get out.
522
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,500
Okay! Touchy subject.
523
00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:29,375
But don't you think that she'd want
you to be like she was in that picture?
524
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:32,000
Happy? Smiling? Do
you even have teeth?
525
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,500
You're really
blowing your pitch, Capri.
526
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,958
Well, I just don't understand
527
00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:38,417
why you wouldn't wanna be,
at the very least, normal.
528
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,625
Well, I'm not normal.
529
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:43,000
I've spent my childhood being
a travel agent for dead people.
530
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:46,042
Okay, and? We all have baggage.
531
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:50,542
Yeah, like getting zits and wondering
if anyone will ask you to prom.
532
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,125
Deep.
533
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:55,833
You're the most judgmental and
self-righteous person I've ever met.
534
00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:58,292
What? No, I'm not.
535
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,333
Okay, then prove it. If you really
don't care what people think about you,
536
00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:04,542
then what does it matter if you hang
out with the popular crew for a month
537
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:05,958
or less, even?
538
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:13,250
So, as soon as the
party is back on, do you promise to leave?
539
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,958
Do I have your word you'll
leave after the party?
540
00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:19,833
Okay, yes. I promise. Cross my
heart and hope to die. Again.
541
00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:23,000
Okay, fine.
542
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,083
Yes!
543
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:29,000
The first order of business
is a full head-to-toe glow up.
544
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,375
Hey.
545
00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:34,750
- What's wrong with this?
- It's a lot of black, Darbs.
546
00:29:37,917 --> 00:29:38,917
No.
547
00:29:40,917 --> 00:29:42,375
My God. Burn that.
548
00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:46,875
What's all this stuff?
549
00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,542
My mom's old clothes
from the '90s.
550
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:51,167
Retro.
551
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,958
I dig it!
552
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,458
Darby, stop it.
553
00:29:56,917 --> 00:30:00,375
Ooh, it's a two-piece suit.
Oh, it's a suit.
554
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,625
Darby.
555
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:06,500
Stay still.
556
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:08,833
Nope. No.
557
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,583
Congratulations.
558
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:23,250
You actually look kind of hot!
You need to post a selfie.
559
00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:25,042
To what?
560
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:28,708
What are you, an
alien? Or Amish or something?
561
00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,500
- I found out to be popular…
- Here.
562
00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:33,792
…you need to post
a lot of selfies.
563
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,625
Hold it. Find your angles.
564
00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:39,375
- You've never taken...
- What is... What's my angle?
565
00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:42,458
Some selfies should be silly.
566
00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:45,434
And you should test out every filter
until your eyes lose all perspective,
567
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,625
and you pick one where it
looks like you have jaundice.
568
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:54,292
Using too many emojis comes
off as desperate and thirsty.
569
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:59,375
But three carefully curated emojis,
radiates sophistication and class.
570
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:03,458
Eggplants? Penises.
Kitty cats? Vaginas.
571
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:05,958
And a peach is a butt.
572
00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:11,167
Well that certainly changes the meaning of
that text I sent my grandma this morning.
573
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,958
Just keep the captions simple.
574
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:18,250
Two hours and 88 photos later,
575
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,833
I had six usable selfies
posted to my feed.
576
00:31:23,042 --> 00:31:25,833
If you don't embarrass
yourself on Instagram,
577
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,542
maybe I'll train you on TikTok.
578
00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:29,958
Don't... Don't do that.
579
00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:33,708
I can imagine James
trying to block the party,
580
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,726
thinking the girls are only
doing it for followers.
581
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,792
- So you'll have to get him on board, okay?
- I'll try.
582
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:42,708
Here it is. Aw, the
tree house of love.
583
00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:44,792
That was our favorite
make-out spot.
584
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,500
Barf.
585
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:52,167
Oh, Mrs. Harris? Hi, it's Darby.
I brought James's homework.
586
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:55,500
Oh, go right on up. He
hasn't left his room all day.
587
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,583
Darby?
588
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,750
Jamesy.
589
00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:20,917
Hi, Jamesy... I mean, James.
I brought your homework.
590
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,417
You look different.
591
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:28,750
Yeah, yeah. My cousin just
started cosmetology school
592
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:31,875
- and needed a guinea pig.
- Nice. Natural liar.
593
00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:36,583
- I love you.
- Sorry, it's such a mess in here.
594
00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,458
- Just let me clean it up.
- Oh. No worries.
595
00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,542
He listens to oldies.
596
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,625
Isn't it adorable?
597
00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:44,375
I'm
really sorry about Capri.
598
00:32:44,458 --> 00:32:46,917
I know she loved you a lot.
599
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,750
Didn't you hate each other?
600
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:52,708
Hmm. Love-hate. We were
close when we were younger.
601
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:56,125
And we still talk, sometimes.
Uh, talked, sometimes.
602
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,958
Oh. Right, I didn't
realize that.
603
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:03,833
It's so weird, like
I... I know she's gone,
604
00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:06,125
but it still feels like
she's here with me.
605
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,750
I mean, she was the most kind,
selfless person I've ever met.
606
00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,125
Really?
607
00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:15,083
I mean, really.
Yeah. I totally get that.
608
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,875
And when I didn't make it
past the blinds on The Voice …
609
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,833
…I felt
like such a loser.
610
00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:23,417
But when I came back to
school, Capri helped me realize
611
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,292
that failures are just life's
way of making you stronger.
612
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,500
It's true. I was so supportive.
613
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,833
I'm sorry.
I'm rambling.
614
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:35,750
No. It's okay, really. I get it.
My mom died when I was seven.
615
00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:40,625
Yeah, I remember. Can't even
imagine how hard that's gotta be.
616
00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:44,250
Yeah. It's just so disorienting,
617
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:47,708
like, one day your whole
world is flipped upside down
618
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,042
and it feels like you're
on Mars or something,
619
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,208
and you don't know how
to feel normal again.
620
00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:53,292
Yeah.
621
00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:55,583
That's totally how it feels.
622
00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:58,167
Uh, I should go.
623
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,542
Look, thank you for
bringing that over.
624
00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:04,333
It was nice to actually
talk to someone.
625
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:11,042
Hey, Darby.
626
00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:14,833
Death has a funny way of teaching
you what's most important.
627
00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:17,708
Like finally making
that apology.
628
00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:20,375
Encouraging your child
to embrace who they are.
629
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:24,000
And the one that always gets
me, that final, "I love you."
630
00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:27,958
The Deados never asked for
anything petty or superficial…
631
00:34:28,042 --> 00:34:29,750
…until now.
632
00:34:33,042 --> 00:34:34,083
Whoa!
633
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,208
Good morning, sweetheart.
634
00:34:36,292 --> 00:34:39,042
Morning. Don't make
it a thing, okay?
635
00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:41,750
It's just a temporary
experiment for social studies.
636
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,625
- It's just...
- What?
637
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,000
You look like your mom.
638
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,875
Okay, this is weird.
What is happening?
639
00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,833
Who is that? I want her butt.
640
00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:02,750
Damn, smoke show. You got steez.
641
00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,583
Who is that? Is
that Darby Harper?
642
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,750
- What is everyone looking at?
- You, dummy.
643
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,542
Shoulders back, head up, walk.
644
00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:11,625
Who's the new chick?
645
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,875
That's head-to-toe
vintage. Who's that girl?
646
00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:20,375
I don't know. But she's serving '90s
realness, and I'm so here for it.
647
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:23,500
- Don't scowl, smile a little.
- They like you. Let them in.
648
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,750
Okay, don't smile. Um,
try pouty. Cute pouty.
649
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:29,958
How?
650
00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:34,708
- God, she is fire.
- Super fresh.
651
00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,375
Is she wearing a couch cover?
652
00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:44,708
Hey.
653
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:48,542
Darby? You look different.
654
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:50,750
I mean a good
different.
655
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:52,417
I mean, you always look great.
656
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,375
- You wanna have a seat?
- Yeah.
657
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,000
No.
658
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:59,958
- Um...
- Darby, no. Absolutely not.
659
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:04,750
Is she trying
to sit with the new guy?
660
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,708
No. Uh, no.
661
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,458
- Stupid chair. Come on.
- No.
662
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,792
You know, I'll just stand.
Yeah, it's better for digestion.
663
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:15,833
Hey, hey, new girl. You wanna
come, uh, eat lunch with us?
664
00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:18,167
That's Todd. He's the cutest
guy in the cheer squad.
665
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:20,042
- You should definitely sit with us.
- No.
666
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,500
Oh.
667
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,333
No, what?
668
00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:28,500
No, I forgot that I have
something to get from my locker.
669
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,042
No time for lunch.
670
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,167
Darby! Hey, Darby!
671
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:36,625
- What?
- What are you doing?
672
00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:38,917
Go sit at Todd's table.
Don't be such a weirdo.
673
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,208
Well, I am a weirdo.
674
00:36:40,292 --> 00:36:43,833
My anonymity was my only means
of survival in this place.
675
00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:46,667
- I'm done.
- No. We have a deal.
676
00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,958
Oh, right.
Your brilliant plan.
677
00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:56,625
Hey.
678
00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:59,333
- What are you doing?
- You wanna know what I was thinking?
679
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:02,167
Even though you hate me, I could
sit at your table at lunch,
680
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:04,833
join cheer and we could all
become besties.
681
00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,792
Have you gone fully mental?
682
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,833
What? You don't
wanna be my friend
683
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:14,208
just 'cause I got a new
haircut and some lip gloss?
684
00:37:14,292 --> 00:37:16,000
Oh, my God.
685
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:19,167
There, I tried.
686
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:21,000
Your new style is hideous.
687
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:24,875
You wouldn't know real
fashion if it bit you on the tit.
688
00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,208
I thought it was cool.
689
00:37:27,292 --> 00:37:28,875
- I like her socks.
- Guys.
690
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,601
What the hell was that back there?
691
00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:33,208
You have zero chill. You need
to get your shit together.
692
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,417
I'm crawling back into
my hermit shell tomorrow.
693
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,000
Why are you
such a defeatist?
694
00:37:38,917 --> 00:37:41,375
Oh, Darby, what are you doing?
695
00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:44,083
- You've just left your king wide open.
- Defeatist is right.
696
00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:46,542
This is like watching The
Queen's Gambit. Except she sucks.
697
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,458
- Hey, hey. Darby, girl.
- Burn.
698
00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:52,083
Why don't you just do the cheer
thing? You know you want to.
699
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:54,792
It'll be good, you'll meet
new friends. Ones with pulses.
700
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,792
Yeah. And if you follow my plan,
701
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,000
then you'll earn their
respect organically.
702
00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:02,750
And if I refuse?
703
00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,333
- Oh... Oh, my...
- Whoa!
704
00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:09,750
Bitch, was that a
frog? What the hell!
705
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:14,167
I've been saving him since science class.
I am not giving up on my party, Darby.
706
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,667
There's more where that came from.
707
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,542
Damn it! Fine! Fine.
708
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:22,167
But this is a hostage situation,
709
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,542
and that is on your karma
report card, not mine.
710
00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,458
Cheer tryouts are
less than a week away.
711
00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:29,333
We're training every day during
lunch and after school. Hey!
712
00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:31,833
Your days of chess
and donuts, over.
713
00:38:31,917 --> 00:38:34,583
Donuts. I will miss them.
714
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Hmm.
715
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:43,792
Four.
716
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:46,750
You gonna do anything?
717
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:48,833
Excuse me?
718
00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:50,750
Eight. Nine.
719
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:54,958
Three. Five. Seven. Again.
720
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,042
Everything okay?
721
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,542
Yeah, just need a sec to focus.
722
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:03,875
I haven't done this since,
well, you know, since my mom.
723
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,250
- Hey, fresh homework.
- Thanks.
724
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:25,333
No problem.
725
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,083
What's up? Did you hurt your ankle?
726
00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:08,583
It's fine. It's nothing, I
just... I don't like the beach.
727
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:13,958
You're gonna kill it
at tryouts tomorrow.
728
00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:18,833
You're the best tumbler I've ever seen,
and I've been to Nationals, twice.
729
00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,167
Why did you quit
when we were younger?
730
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:26,667
You're honestly a natural,
just like she was.
731
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,750
I don't wanna talk
about my mother.
732
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,250
Why?
733
00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:35,250
You know, I used to wish I
had your mom instead of mine.
734
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:39,292
At least your mom waited till
she was dead to ignore you.
735
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:43,125
Sometimes I think she
might have stayed.
736
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:48,542
But if she did, then
why... Forget it.
737
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,833
If she had stayed,
then why what?
738
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,000
I don't wanna talk
about my mom, okay?
739
00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,250
Okay.
740
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,542
Do you wanna scream
about her instead?
741
00:41:04,292 --> 00:41:05,583
What?
742
00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:08,417
I said, do you
want to scream about her?
743
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,500
Cut it out.
744
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:14,083
No. I think you'll feel a lot better
if you just scream a little bit!
745
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:16,292
Stop.
746
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,667
Come on!
747
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,042
Stop.
748
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:22,875
Are we gonna make
the team tomorrow, Darby Harper?
749
00:41:24,042 --> 00:41:25,292
Yes.
750
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:30,708
I said, are we
gonna make the team tomorrow?
751
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:33,000
Yes! Yes! Okay?
752
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,792
- Yes!
- Yes!
753
00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:38,250
Okay! That's what
I'm talking about!
754
00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,917
I'm
gonna make the team!
755
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,375
You're gonna make the team!
756
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:50,833
All right. For those of you who don't
know who I am, I am Coach Paula.
757
00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:52,000
You gotta be kidding me.
758
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:54,417
And we have some
very exciting news.
759
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,083
So, without further ado,
760
00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:58,083
he's your mascot and mine…
761
00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,250
…Douglas The Donut!
762
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,833
- Look at this guy.
- Come on.
763
00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:04,917
Oh, my God! So cute. Go, Dougie!
764
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,292
Oh, wow.
765
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:11,917
Time
to rumble, time to go nuts!
766
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,042
- Time to cheer for the Fighting Donuts!
- She's pretty good.
767
00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:28,875
- Oh.
- Oh, nice try.
768
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:29,958
Let me see it.
769
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,125
Show 'em your moneymaker, Darbs.
770
00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:45,625
Yay!
771
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,167
Suck on that, Taylor!
772
00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:52,042
- Yeah.
- So good.
773
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:59,042
You slayed that shit.
774
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:01,083
I'm so proud of you.
How does it feel?
775
00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:10,333
I actually forgot how empowering
it feels. It's such a high.
776
00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:13,833
I feel like I have lockjaw from
forcing a smile for an hour.
777
00:43:13,917 --> 00:43:16,167
Great job
out there.
778
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:19,792
No way.
779
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:22,542
You... You know the donut?
780
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:25,667
Yeah, I never would've thought
cheering was your thing.
781
00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,375
- You're full of surprises.
- I'm full of surprises?
782
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:32,333
You weren't kidding when you said you were
gonna find the most ridiculous activity.
783
00:43:32,417 --> 00:43:36,500
Well, it counts as a gym class credit.
I get a free dozen donuts every game.
784
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,917
And, come on, the
outfit is sexy as hell.
785
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,333
No, no, no, no.
786
00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:43,333
You cannot be friends with the
donut. This is social suicide.
787
00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:46,167
Uh, so... Uh, update on
your stalker situation?
788
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:49,208
- It's ongoing.
- Ooh. Sorry to hear that.
789
00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:50,833
Step away from the donut.
790
00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:54,167
I'll talk to you
later. Okay, Alex?
791
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,250
Okay.
792
00:43:56,792 --> 00:44:01,458
I mean, that new cheer girl's
just sick on the mat. And cute.
793
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:05,208
She's not new. That's Darby Harper.
And she's, like, a witch or something.
794
00:44:05,292 --> 00:44:07,208
Yeah. She basically
killed Capri.
795
00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:09,333
Thank you
for your patience.
796
00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:14,250
If I call out your name, welcome
to the Fighting Donuts cheer team.
797
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:15,333
You made it.
798
00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:19,125
Yes! I knew you could do it.
God, I haven't felt this alive since...
799
00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,833
Well, since I was alive.
800
00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,625
Darby Harper, is that
a smile on your face?
801
00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:27,208
Congrats on making the team,
Darbs. See you on the field.
802
00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:30,208
- Say thanks, weirdo.
- Thanks, weirdo, you.
803
00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:35,875
- How does he know I made the team?
- Probably posted it to IG. Check.
804
00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,833
Okay! Look at you
with 756 followers.
805
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:43,333
Congrats, you're actually
becoming a real person.
806
00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:46,500
Now, repost it to your
story. And, um, humble brag.
807
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,333
Pretend like you
don't actually care.
808
00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,750
Uh, I don't really care.
809
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:51,875
Perfect! God, you're
so good at that.
810
00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:55,167
I actually did care.
811
00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:59,167
I'd finally started making
it in the living world,
812
00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:03,208
but it turns out there are a
lot of rules to being popular.
813
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,083
Don't brag, only humble brag.
814
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:09,625
It's okay to be moody, but
never sad. Sad is cringe.
815
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,042
Don't try too hard.
816
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,292
Be woke, but not a woke fisher.
817
00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:16,250
Don't be thirsty. Do listen. Do
smile. Speak clearly. Don't be angry.
818
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:18,833
Be a winner. Don't worry. Dress
to impress. Don't overgram.
819
00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:21,125
I prefer the Deados any day.
820
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,792
Sure, they're dead, but at
least they don't play games.
821
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,125
The admiration and envy
hang so heavily in the air,
822
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:32,250
even a dead girl can
smell its sweet musk.
823
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,958
Hey, hey, Darby!
824
00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:36,042
- Ah! Ah, ah.
- I'll check you later.
825
00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:40,917
- But I have chess with Gary.
- Mm-mmm. Not today, you don't.
826
00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,208
Sit.
827
00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:50,667
Full
set. Unbelievable.
828
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:52,875
Yeah. Cool.
829
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,292
Say hi. Jesus Christ, I
feel like a ventriloquist.
830
00:45:55,792 --> 00:45:56,833
Hi.
831
00:45:56,917 --> 00:45:58,833
Hey, Todd.
832
00:45:58,917 --> 00:45:59,917
Nice catch, bro.
833
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,208
Darby. You lit that
mat on fire. Seriously.
834
00:46:03,292 --> 00:46:05,125
- Welcome to the team.
- Thanks.
835
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:08,458
- Hey, Darby. Looking good.
- Oh, thanks.
836
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:10,667
Aw! Look at you all
flush with endorphins.
837
00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:13,833
This is probably the first time
you've experienced popularity, huh?
838
00:46:13,917 --> 00:46:17,750
Own it, girl. Also, smile? Yeah,
you have spinach in your teeth.
839
00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:19,833
- What?
- Phase one of my plan is complete.
840
00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:22,083
You've joined the team
and gained influence.
841
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:23,167
Now on to phase two.
842
00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:28,875
That's phase two.
843
00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:32,958
Oh, my God.
844
00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:36,542
I swore I had a tampon in here.
845
00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:39,583
She did. I put it in your locker.
You're welcome.
846
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,875
I wore white jeans.
Do you have anything?
847
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,375
Still trans.
848
00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:44,917
Go on, this is your cue.
849
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,292
- Sorry, boo. I don't have any.
- Oh, my God. Come on.
850
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:52,833
Here, Taylor.
851
00:46:56,042 --> 00:46:57,042
Thanks.
852
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:01,083
Retreat. Retreat!
Act natural. Come on.
853
00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:04,875
Yeah.
854
00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:10,125
So, I guess we have
to practice the stunt.
855
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,500
You can come over
tomorrow after school.
856
00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:15,625
Yeah, sounds good.
857
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:21,833
I will see you then. I guess.
858
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:03,958
Why the sudden desire to
join cheer, Darby Harper?
859
00:48:04,042 --> 00:48:05,208
Whoa. What's happening?
860
00:48:05,292 --> 00:48:07,643
- She thinks you're an undercover narc.
- Like 21 Jump Street.
861
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:09,583
- She's clean.
- Nice.
862
00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:11,708
Uh... Say something.
Um, something good.
863
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,042
Well, honestly, you guys,
864
00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:17,917
that recruitment skit that you guys
did in gym class really spoke to me.
865
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,583
I wrote that.
866
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:22,542
After I said, "Let's
write a script."
867
00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:26,708
And I just thought, "Wow." I
mean, "I wish I had such cool friends."
868
00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:30,042
Yeah, we're definitely an
upgrade from that weird donut kid.
869
00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:32,583
- Yeah. Are you dating the donut?
- Squash that. Now.
870
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,792
No. No, I
don't really know him.
871
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:36,792
Ooh, I wonder how
James is doing.
872
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:38,583
Bitch, I will drown
you in a toilet bowl
873
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,667
if you think for one
second about dating Jamesy.
874
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,542
I think he's coming
back to school soon.
875
00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:45,792
It's gonna be so sad
seeing him without Capri.
876
00:48:45,875 --> 00:48:48,417
- I still can't believe that she's gone.
- Here's your in.
877
00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,625
Um, well, isn't Capri's
birthday coming up?
878
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:54,792
Do you guys have, I don't know,
anything special planned for it?
879
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:57,875
Well, she had this big
Coachella-themed party planned.
880
00:48:57,958 --> 00:49:00,250
- Yes, Bree. Keep going.
- It's canceled, obviously.
881
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,833
Well, you know, what would be so cool...
882
00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:05,042
Okay, easy.
Don't force it.
883
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:08,167
Actually, you know what, never
mind. It's none of my business.
884
00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:10,083
I wasn't friends with
her. I'm gonna go.
885
00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:12,000
Wait, wait. What
were you gonna say?
886
00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:14,833
Well,
wouldn't it be great
887
00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:16,917
if you guys did something
to celebrate her,
888
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,958
and remember all of her
amazing qualities? Like...
889
00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:21,792
Being named after pants.
890
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:24,000
Right. But, you know...
891
00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:26,750
There were so many things
about Capri, right? Like...
892
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:32,000
I mean, she was,
uh, pretty and...
893
00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:35,542
Oh! Bossy. Yeah, she was bossy.
894
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:38,708
Well, anyway. Wouldn't it
be cool if you guys threw
895
00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:41,208
Capri's Sweet Seventeen
party in her honor?
896
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:45,083
A birthday party for
our dead best friend?
897
00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,667
That seems
kind of inappropriate.
898
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:49,375
- Bad form.
- Yeah. Super weird.
899
00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:50,851
Uh, followers!
Instagram followers.
900
00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:55,833
Well, what if it was to support
accidental electrocution awareness?
901
00:49:55,917 --> 00:49:57,167
- What?
- Huh?
902
00:49:57,250 --> 00:50:00,542
I mean, I'm sure it'd make the
news and draw national attention.
903
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:01,750
Genius.
904
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:04,042
"Hashtag Capri's
Sweet Seventeen."
905
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:08,583
A celebration of her life, thrown
by her three best friends.
906
00:50:08,667 --> 00:50:10,833
Yeah, this could make you
guys legit influencers.
907
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,583
Influencers for accidental
electrocution awareness, of course.
908
00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:16,833
- Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
- Electrical.
909
00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,833
Yes!
910
00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:21,083
- Oh, I... Hi. Sorry.
- Uh. Hi. Hi.
911
00:50:21,167 --> 00:50:22,833
Jelly legs. Eat a banana.
912
00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:24,500
- I'm gonna stretch.
- Bye.
913
00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:25,583
Oops.
914
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,500
We did it.
915
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:38,042
Ugh. Honestly, I think the party will
be even more iconic now that I'm dead.
916
00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:40,583
Ooh, you know, we should
do something special
917
00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,292
at midnight to symbolize
you passing on.
918
00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:45,042
Ooh! Like, uh, releasing
a white dove or something?
919
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,417
- Oh.
- That's fresh.
920
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:49,208
Yeah, that's cool. I actually
haven't done that for anyone yet.
921
00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:51,583
You know,
922
00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:53,583
I used to think you were
such a stuck-up bitch,
923
00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:55,292
but you're actually kinda cool.
924
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,042
You thought I was
a stuck-up bitch?
925
00:50:58,125 --> 00:50:59,333
Oh, please.
926
00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:01,875
You acted like you
were so edgy and cool,
927
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:05,250
and everyone else was basic
and below you or something.
928
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,417
What?
929
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,060
Of course, that was before I knew
you were dealing with all this…
930
00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:10,708
dead people shit.
931
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:14,333
Must be very isolating for you.
932
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:20,875
Capri Donahue, did you just
express empathy for another person?
933
00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:25,333
Well, I didn't really
think about it before I died
934
00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:28,375
but being popular
can be isolating too.
935
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:30,917
Isn't that an oxymoron?
936
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
No.
937
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,500
Imagine everyone has these
high expectations of you,
938
00:51:37,583 --> 00:51:39,250
and you don't wanna
disappoint them,
939
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:42,250
so you just keep all your
imperfections bottled up inside.
940
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,208
You have imperfections?
941
00:51:44,292 --> 00:51:46,792
Well, not my looks or
personality in general, but…
942
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:51,417
my mom used to say that I wasn't smart
and that I'd only get by on my looks.
943
00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:56,750
I've never
told anyone that.
944
00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:00,333
Capri, I think you're smart.
945
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,917
Like, maybe even dangerously so.
946
00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:07,042
Thanks.
947
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:09,625
I just don't think your looks
are anything to write home about.
948
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,765
How are the numbers
on the bikini selfie?
949
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,292
Did you Photoshop this?
950
00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:19,250
- No.
- I can teach you how to Facetune.
951
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,613
- Okay. It's fine.
- Why?
952
00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:23,042
Ooh! "Slay, Queen!
953
00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:27,083
You are the hottest girl to
ever walk the halls of FDHS."
954
00:52:35,292 --> 00:52:36,692
Whoo!
955
00:52:38,042 --> 00:52:40,167
Let's go
Cougars! Let's go, ladies!
956
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:42,417
- Let's go! Come on!
- Yeah!
957
00:52:43,292 --> 00:52:45,375
Whoo!
958
00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,417
Whoo!
959
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,667
Yeah!
960
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,083
Darby! Darby!
Darby! Darby! Darby!
961
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,000
Yo!
962
00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:35,500
Whoo!
963
00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:50,500
I am accepted, admired,
maybe even adored.
964
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,160
People who couldn't pick me
out of a lineup a month ago
965
00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:54,792
now comment with things like...
966
00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:56,875
Fire emoji, fire emoji.
967
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:58,167
Crown emoji.
968
00:53:58,250 --> 00:53:59,458
And...
969
00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:02,458
Dying! Heart eye emoji.
970
00:54:02,542 --> 00:54:03,583
And even...
971
00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:06,625
- Eggplant emoji.
- Water spray emoji.
972
00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,583
Any press is good press.
973
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:13,833
Every like, every comment, every
regram is a rush of dopamine.
974
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,250
I feel a certain sense of power.
975
00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:19,500
And on game nights,
I feel extra alive.
976
00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:24,833
Ladies and gentlemen!
977
00:54:24,917 --> 00:54:30,167
It's time to make the donut!
978
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:33,000
Donut! Donut! Donut!
979
00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,875
Here we go! Here we go!
980
00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:43,833
Go, Darby! Go,
Darby! Go, Darby! Go, Darby!
981
00:55:01,417 --> 00:55:02,583
Here we go!
982
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,708
Wait, no!
983
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,958
- Dude.
- Hello.
984
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,542
- You got some moves, huh?
- Yeah, I do.
985
00:55:23,792 --> 00:55:25,583
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
986
00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:29,583
Oh, my God. I haven't
laughed this hard in li...
987
00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:33,375
I've never laughed this hard.
My cheeks hurt.
988
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:34,833
Wait, wait, your cheeks hurt?
989
00:55:34,917 --> 00:55:37,125
At least the padded icing
cushioned your fall.
990
00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:38,750
Okay.
991
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:46,333
Look, Darby, there's something
I really wanted to tell you.
992
00:55:46,417 --> 00:55:48,417
Hey, Darby. You
coming to the lake?
993
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:50,250
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, awesome.
994
00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:51,833
Awesome.
995
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,958
- Sorry.
- Don't be.
996
00:55:54,042 --> 00:55:56,083
I'm dying to go take this
stupid thing off anyway.
997
00:55:56,167 --> 00:56:00,417
But, uh, maybe we could
go get a coffee next week?
998
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,542
How about Thursday,
right after school?
999
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:05,167
Go to Indie Roasters? It's downtown.
1000
00:56:06,417 --> 00:56:08,500
- I'll be there.
- Okay.
1001
00:56:08,583 --> 00:56:10,333
Cool, cool. Very cool.
1002
00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:14,434
Okay, let's
take another one.
1003
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,184
- Okay, ready? Smile.
- Let's go.
1004
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,625
You know you don't have to talk to
the mascot after the game ends, right?
1005
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,583
Oh, yeah. He was just seeing if I
wanted to grab a coffee next week.
1006
00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:23,917
Could you imagine?
1007
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,917
Douglas The Donut
takes you to Starbucks.
1008
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,167
What a scandal.
1009
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,333
Oh, my God!
1010
00:56:30,417 --> 00:56:32,375
My uncle said we can use
his house for the party.
1011
00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:33,559
- No way.
- Oh, my God.
1012
00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,750
You know that giant
glass house on the lake?
1013
00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:37,113
Wait, that's your uncle's house?
1014
00:56:37,167 --> 00:56:40,083
Yeah. Her uncle invented that
crypto banking app, Money Grab.
1015
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,792
It's an app
that's like a bank
1016
00:56:42,875 --> 00:56:46,292
but instead of going to an actual bank,
you go to the app and like grab money.
1017
00:56:46,375 --> 00:56:48,167
No, Bree, it's an actual bank.
1018
00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,042
It's just, like, the
money that isn't real.
1019
00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:52,208
Anyway, it'll be
sick for the party.
1020
00:56:52,292 --> 00:56:53,542
Tell 'em how big it is.
1021
00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:56,292
The chandelier has a chandelier.
1022
00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:57,833
- Yeah.
- Guys, let's go to the lake.
1023
00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:00,542
Let's pop some
tops, okay? Right?
1024
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:03,917
Oh, Darby can't hang out
on Friday nights, remember?
1025
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,250
- Her daddy wants her home early.
- Yeah.
1026
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,518
But the head of the
homecoming committee will be there.
1027
00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:10,292
We can kiss her ass
for a queen nomination.
1028
00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:11,375
It's gonna suck.
1029
00:57:11,917 --> 00:57:13,458
- You should come.
- Uh...
1030
00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:15,042
Don't you have work tonight?
1031
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,375
Isn't that your whole thing?
1032
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:17,792
- Please?
- Come on, Harper.
1033
00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:19,208
Break the rules.
1034
00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:20,851
- Come on, Harper.
- Do it.
1035
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,915
- It'll be fun.
- Okay. Just give me a sec.
1036
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,838
- I'm gonna call my dad, okay?
- Awesome.
1037
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:26,917
- Whoo-hoo! Nice.
- Gotta get permission.
1038
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,667
- Ooh!
- Okay.
1039
00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:30,917
Hey, can you please tell
the Deados something came up
1040
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,917
- and I can't make it tonight?
- What?
1041
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,920
You're really gonna blow off the Deados
just so you can drink hard seltzer
1042
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,708
that literally tastes like
Strawberry Shortcake's butt crack?
1043
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,167
Come on. Please?
1044
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,167
I have literally never taken
a Friday off work before.
1045
00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:45,625
We just won the game.
1046
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:47,708
I don't feel like hanging
with dead people tonight.
1047
00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:49,333
No offense.
1048
00:57:49,417 --> 00:57:52,042
Okay, well, I don't feel like
hanging out with dead people either.
1049
00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:53,500
Then come with us.
1050
00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:57,175
So I can hide in the
bushes like Michael Myers
1051
00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:59,128
and watch you guys have fun?
1052
00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:00,708
No, thank you.
1053
00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:02,184
- Come on, Harper!
- Come on!
1054
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:03,208
Coming!
1055
00:58:03,292 --> 00:58:06,292
Did you hear that they're using
Taylor's uncle's mansion for the party?
1056
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,500
Great news, right?
1057
00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:09,542
Yay.
1058
00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:10,833
There you are!
1059
00:58:10,917 --> 00:58:12,500
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Let's go.
1060
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:14,543
- Party time! All right.
- Let's go!
1061
00:58:15,167 --> 00:58:17,833
I'll go back to being a
mole person after the party
1062
00:58:17,917 --> 00:58:22,625
but until then, fooling all the normies
is actually kind of satisfying.
1063
00:58:25,042 --> 00:58:28,000
Shoulders back, head up.
1064
00:58:28,542 --> 00:58:32,292
Although, I won't deny the influencing
has become slightly intoxicating.
1065
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:35,667
I mean, I had single-handedly
started a fashion trend.
1066
00:58:41,958 --> 00:58:44,417
Me. The invisible girl.
1067
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:46,583
The girl no one even
realized existed.
1068
00:58:53,542 --> 00:58:54,542
Hey, Darbs.
1069
00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:56,375
Are you stoked for
the game on Friday?
1070
00:58:56,458 --> 00:58:57,458
"Darbs"?
1071
00:58:57,542 --> 00:59:00,292
I'll be more stoked if you guys
can score a touchdown this time.
1072
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,833
Oh, oh.
1073
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:11,000
Okay, the tent is
arriving Saturday morning.
1074
00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:14,000
DJ Linky Dinky Dog will create a
collaborative playlist on Spotify
1075
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,625
so we can all add
our favorite songs.
1076
00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:19,250
- Uh, Capri's favorite songs.
- Got it.
1077
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:23,167
Uh, Todd is bringing the kegs,
and where are we on the dove?
1078
00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,583
Oh, my mom ordered
us one on Amazon.
1079
00:59:25,667 --> 00:59:28,333
She cried when I told her your
plan to release it at midnight.
1080
00:59:28,417 --> 00:59:31,083
Mmm, it's so poetic.
Genius really.
1081
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,500
Well,
1082
00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:34,250
I feel like I can't
take credit for that.
1083
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:36,333
I think it's something
Capri would've come up with.
1084
00:59:36,417 --> 00:59:39,375
Uh, no. She
really wasn't that deep.
1085
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:40,917
- What the f...
- Oh, look...
1086
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,875
Look the... the editor sent
me the final cut of the promo.
1087
00:59:43,958 --> 00:59:45,918
- Ooh.
- I'm gonna post it tonight.
1088
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:50,208
This Saturday, Capri
Donahue's Coachella-themed R.I.P.
1089
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:52,042
Rest In Party.
1090
00:59:53,042 --> 00:59:56,125
A party so epic they'll
hear it in the afterlife.
1091
00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:59,292
Hashtag electrocution
awareness week.
1092
00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:00,792
Follow us on Insta.
1093
01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:02,667
Party on.
1094
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:06,292
Iconic.
1095
01:00:06,375 --> 01:00:07,625
Well, I have chills.
1096
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:11,083
It's literally the best memorial
party promo I have ever seen.
1097
01:00:11,167 --> 01:00:12,208
Right?
1098
01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:13,292
Oh, my God.
1099
01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:14,958
- Oh, my God!
- What? What?
1100
01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,583
They just posted homecoming
queen nominations.
1101
01:00:17,667 --> 01:00:19,417
Congrats, girl!
1102
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,820
What?
1103
01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:23,559
- Uh, no, no, no. That can't be right.
- Oh, my God. You'll totally win.
1104
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:26,018
Especially because your party is
gonna be the coolest of all time.
1105
01:00:26,042 --> 01:00:28,292
Oh, is it your party now? Is
that what we're calling it?
1106
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,458
My party? No,
guys, it's not my party.
1107
01:00:30,542 --> 01:00:31,542
It's Capri's party.
1108
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:34,375
- Totally. Of course.
- Yeah, right.
1109
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:35,458
Not really.
1110
01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:39,500
But I mean, it's kind
of become your party.
1111
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,125
It was your idea, and you
planned the whole thing.
1112
01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:44,000
No. My idea, Taylor.
1113
01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:46,125
- I planned the whole thing!
- Shh!
1114
01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:49,958
Sure, sure. But it's
all for Capri, remember?
1115
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:52,833
Just tell them I'm here. I'm
so sick of being invisible!
1116
01:00:55,292 --> 01:00:57,000
- Uh...
- Um, ow.
1117
01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,083
- It was a bee.
- Really?
1118
01:00:58,167 --> 01:00:59,684
- It was a bee.
- Did you just do that?
1119
01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:00,851
- Yeah.
- You wanna go?
1120
01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:02,625
No, I got it.
It was buzzing around.
1121
01:01:02,708 --> 01:01:03,833
Okay.
1122
01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:06,333
You guys should go to the
locker room. I'm gonna warm up.
1123
01:01:06,417 --> 01:01:08,833
Warm up? We just
finished practice.
1124
01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:12,250
You don't make it to Nationals
by losing all your warmth, Bree.
1125
01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:13,917
You're weird.
1126
01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,292
- But so right.
- Yeah, I am right.
1127
01:01:16,375 --> 01:01:17,375
Whatever. Okay. Bye.
1128
01:01:17,458 --> 01:01:19,167
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
1129
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:20,250
Bye.
1130
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:22,417
- You're my hero.
- Oh.
1131
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,292
Are you trying
to blow my cover?
1132
01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:30,167
This party's supposed
to be my moment.
1133
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:31,930
You've hijacked it!
It's all about you now!
1134
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000
What? No, it's not.
1135
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,208
Capri, there's literally
gonna be a 40-foot projection
1136
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,000
of your face in the night sky.
1137
01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:38,167
Like a friggin' Bat-Signal.
1138
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:41,417
Yeah, which the homecoming committee
will probably give you credit for.
1139
01:01:41,917 --> 01:01:44,625
I'm not really gonna be homecoming
queen. It's probably just a joke,
1140
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,917
and they're gonna pour pig's
blood on me or something.
1141
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,417
Ew.
1142
01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:51,125
Look, I know it sucks
for you not to be here
1143
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,928
but there's really no
need to be jealous...
1144
01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:55,417
No, I'm not jealous.
Don't flatter yourself.
1145
01:01:56,292 --> 01:01:57,917
I'm sleeping at my
house this week.
1146
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,917
Good luck picking out a homecoming
dress without me to do it for you.
1147
01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:08,208
What is it, Gary?
1148
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,708
It's my buddy, Mel.
1149
01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:11,833
He came to see you Friday
night, you weren't there,
1150
01:02:11,917 --> 01:02:13,792
and he's... he's in
a bad way, Darby.
1151
01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,750
You know. He says he doesn't
feel right. It's unnatural.
1152
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:18,875
He's really ready to move on.
1153
01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:22,167
Okay, well, I'm not the border
patrol for the afterlife.
1154
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,250
He can go on his own.
1155
01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:24,667
'Course he can, but-but...
1156
01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:27,375
See, he needs you to get a...
A message to his kid first.
1157
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:30,458
He wants to tell him that he's
sorry he didn't accept him as a gay.
1158
01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:32,125
He's not a gay. He's gay.
1159
01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:33,583
Yes, my son, Allen. He's gay.
1160
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,458
And I love him anyway
and his husband,
1161
01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:37,583
and I think they're
gonna be great parents.
1162
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:38,667
Like he said.
1163
01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,792
Gosh, I'm sorry I
wasn't there, Mel.
1164
01:02:43,875 --> 01:02:45,515
- Great practice, Darbs.
- Yeah,
1165
01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,875
you too, dude.
1166
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,083
Look.
1167
01:02:49,167 --> 01:02:52,042
Come see me Friday night. I'll
be there. I'll help you, okay?
1168
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:53,458
- Okay.
- Promise.
1169
01:02:53,542 --> 01:02:55,062
- Thank you, Darby.
- Thank you, Darby.
1170
01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:02,417
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
1171
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:05,917
- Take it you're not staying for dinner?
- Uh, no. I gotta go to James's.
1172
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,083
Oh.
1173
01:03:07,167 --> 01:03:10,833
Honey, listen, I am glad that
you're making friends this year.
1174
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,208
But is everything okay?
1175
01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:17,000
I mean… …you just don't
seem like yourself anymore.
1176
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,708
God, Dad. I mean, you pressure
me to get a social life,
1177
01:03:19,792 --> 01:03:21,958
and then you give me
crap when I have one?
1178
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:23,458
- Make up your mind.
- Okay.
1179
01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,583
That's valid.
1180
01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:28,167
But, honey, I'm just
checking in on you.
1181
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,583
Well, you don't have to
worry about me, 'kay?
1182
01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:32,083
I'm fine, really.
1183
01:03:32,167 --> 01:03:33,667
Same old Darby.
1184
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:38,917
Oh, and can I get a studio
lighting kit for my birthday?
1185
01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:42,292
The lamps in my room are a little,
like, warm and cozy. It's gross.
1186
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:43,958
- Mmm.
- You know?
1187
01:03:44,042 --> 01:03:45,708
Anyway, bye.
1188
01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:46,917
Bye.
1189
01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:49,833
Yep, same old Darby.
1190
01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,583
Did you know that octopus
have three brains?
1191
01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:03,875
Um, wrong.
1192
01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:05,798
- What do you mean?
- I'm not... I mean, wrong!
1193
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,167
They have nine brains.
1194
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:09,333
Come on, man. The
test is next week.
1195
01:04:09,417 --> 01:04:11,042
Oh.
1196
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:13,250
Hey, uh, look what I
found the other day.
1197
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:14,333
Mmm?
1198
01:04:15,792 --> 01:04:17,750
Look at this. Our, uh…
1199
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,958
…sixth-grade field trip
to the planetarium.
1200
01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:21,375
Oh, wow.
1201
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,208
Harper and Harris.
1202
01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:25,292
I
thought you were so cool.
1203
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:27,750
What? Seriously?
1204
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,375
Yeah, you were so different
from everyone else.
1205
01:04:34,125 --> 01:04:39,125
It's going to be so weird to go
back to school without Capri tomorrow.
1206
01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:45,042
Did you hear about that idiotic
Sweet Seventeen party for her?
1207
01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:49,375
Uh, yeah, yeah. Think I heard
someone talking about that.
1208
01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:52,583
Good to know Taylor, Bree and Piper
are so desperate for attention
1209
01:04:52,667 --> 01:04:55,375
that they're willing to whore
out Capri's memory to get it.
1210
01:04:57,042 --> 01:04:59,000
But isn't it for a good cause?
1211
01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:00,833
Accidental
electrocution awareness?
1212
01:05:01,667 --> 01:05:03,268
Which one of those
morons came up with that?
1213
01:05:05,250 --> 01:05:07,625
- Oh, c-cool tree house.
- Yeah.
1214
01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:09,333
Wanna come check it out?
1215
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:14,750
Whoa.
1216
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,833
I haven't been up here since…
1217
01:05:24,042 --> 01:05:27,542
I didn't wanna leave my
room for months after my mom died.
1218
01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:29,667
I just…
1219
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:33,667
I felt like if I just
returned to regular life
1220
01:05:34,667 --> 01:05:36,917
and ignored the fact that
she wasn't there anymore,
1221
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,208
it'd be like living
a lie or something.
1222
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,125
But it does get easier. It does.
1223
01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:46,417
And I know you can do this.
1224
01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:47,500
Thanks.
1225
01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:49,792
You really get it.
1226
01:05:53,042 --> 01:05:54,750
Why's he looking
at me like that?
1227
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:56,208
What's going on?
1228
01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:02,042
Darby, will you come to
school with me tomorrow?
1229
01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,333
U-Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'll be there.
1230
01:06:05,417 --> 01:06:08,958
No, I... I mean, can
I... can I pick you up?
1231
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:11,875
It's gonna be tough for me
to face without Capri there
1232
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:14,583
and, you know, I could really
use someone by my side.
1233
01:06:17,625 --> 01:06:20,917
Sure, sure. I don't
see why not.
1234
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,333
Thanks, Darby.
1235
01:06:23,792 --> 01:06:25,250
Oh.
1236
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,083
Your hair
smells so good.
1237
01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,042
Thanks, it's
shampoo. I gotta go.
1238
01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,125
It's getting late.
1239
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,208
- All right.
- Yeah.
1240
01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:35,667
- See you tomorrow?
- Sure.
1241
01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:38,083
- Be careful on the way down.
- I'll just leap down.
1242
01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:39,500
- Need help?
- No, I got it.
1243
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,125
It's just some environmentally
conscious carpooling.
1244
01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:51,958
You know, Capri will probably thank
me for being there to support him.
1245
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:54,833
I will drown
you in a toilet bowl
1246
01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:57,000
if you think for one
second about dating Jamesy.
1247
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:02,875
Gonna introduce
me to your boyfriend?
1248
01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:04,208
What? Who told you that?
1249
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:08,000
No, no. That's just
my biology partner.
1250
01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:12,083
Okay. Well, boyfriend, biology
partner, whatever you kids call it.
1251
01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:20,333
Time to face the music.
1252
01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:23,292
Okay, well, see you in bio.
1253
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:25,125
Hang on. Will you walk with me?
1254
01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:27,333
Oh, no.
1255
01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:28,833
Sure, James.
1256
01:07:34,458 --> 01:07:37,542
- Oh, ho ho!
- James Harris is back.
1257
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:39,833
How'd Darby Harper
manage to pull him
1258
01:07:39,917 --> 01:07:41,958
before the bell even rang
on his first day back?
1259
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:43,958
Are they,
like, together now?
1260
01:07:44,042 --> 01:07:45,042
James.
1261
01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:48,833
Well, that's gotta be
the world's fastest rebound.
1262
01:07:48,917 --> 01:07:51,667
James.
Welcome back, brother.
1263
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:56,542
Nothing to see here, folks.
Just me and James Harris.
1264
01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,917
Just me and the boy
Blake Shelton called,
1265
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,250
"A talented guy I should
have turned my chair for."
1266
01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:04,458
Who, I guess, has a crush on
me now?
1267
01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:06,792
Nothing out of the ordinary
going on here.
1268
01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:13,417
They're
holding hands.
1269
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,380
Capri Donahue's gonna
drown me in a toilet bowl.
1270
01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:16,542
What?
1271
01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:19,250
So, are you and James,
like, a thing now?
1272
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:22,292
'Cause everyone is saying that you
made out in the hallway this morning.
1273
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,875
No. No, we didn't.
1274
01:08:23,958 --> 01:08:26,250
His hand just brushed
mine for a few seconds.
1275
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:28,292
He's having a hard time
being back without Capri.
1276
01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:30,708
Oh, yes, poor James.
The wounded bird.
1277
01:08:30,792 --> 01:08:32,542
Yeah, I would be careful.
1278
01:08:32,625 --> 01:08:35,250
He's so codependent and
definitely on the rebound.
1279
01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:36,958
And morally, it's gross.
1280
01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,708
Totally. Capri's not even
cold in her grave yet.
1281
01:08:39,792 --> 01:08:42,208
You guys, it was just a
one-time ride to school.
1282
01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:43,833
Darby.
1283
01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:45,583
You, uh... You want a ride home?
1284
01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:47,542
No! No, thanks.
1285
01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:51,083
I'm just gonna get my cardio
in, you know?
1286
01:08:51,167 --> 01:08:52,458
All right, well, come by later.
1287
01:08:53,083 --> 01:08:54,083
Wrote a song for you.
1288
01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:56,625
- There's a song.
- Oh, my God.
1289
01:08:56,708 --> 01:08:58,375
Gotta run. You know?
1290
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:01,000
She's running in that?
1291
01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:02,417
She doesn't live close.
1292
01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:04,625
It's Thursday.
1293
01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,917
Only two more days
till the party.
1294
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:12,083
I can lay low until…
1295
01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,458
Shit, it's Thursday.
1296
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,708
I mean, I used to have
crates of 12-inch vinyl in my den.
1297
01:09:46,792 --> 01:09:50,167
And you could read the liner notes, you
could touch 'em, you could feel 'em.
1298
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,875
But…
…the music cloud.
1299
01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:53,792
- Where is it? I don't get it.
- Ha!
1300
01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:56,167
Oh, my God! Can you guys stop?
1301
01:09:56,667 --> 01:09:58,667
I cannot believe I'm
spending my junior year
1302
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,875
listening to some dead boomers
1303
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:06,042
talking about newspapers and
typewriters and network television.
1304
01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,333
Then why don't you just
make up with Darby then?
1305
01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,083
I mean, so what?
1306
01:10:11,167 --> 01:10:13,417
She's the Homeroom Queen
and you're not. Big deal.
1307
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,000
That's, uh, Homecoming Queen.
1308
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:17,083
- Thank you.
- Listen, Capri,
1309
01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:18,917
you should be very
proud of yourself.
1310
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,958
You were able to pry Darby out of
her shell when no one else could.
1311
01:10:23,042 --> 01:10:26,125
Yeah, well, now she's taking the
attention and credit for my party!
1312
01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:27,208
Yeah.
1313
01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:30,500
My sister-in-law, Rose,
sang at my funeral.
1314
01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:33,417
All anybody could talk about
was how great Rose sounded.
1315
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,083
What a great voice Rose had.
1316
01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:37,667
At my funeral! And you know
what they said about me?
1317
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:38,958
"He's looked better."
1318
01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:41,583
- The audacity!
- Guys, guys, guys.
1319
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:43,167
Who cares?
1320
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:44,458
You're dead.
1321
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,458
You're throwing a temper tantrum
1322
01:10:47,542 --> 01:10:50,958
about a party in a dimension
that you no longer exist in.
1323
01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:53,042
Do you know how crazy that is?
1324
01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:54,750
Well, then what's the point?
1325
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:57,333
What's my purpose?
1326
01:10:57,417 --> 01:11:00,333
Well, you're gonna find
that out on the other side.
1327
01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:03,708
I mean, listen, I have a reason
to stick around, you know?
1328
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:05,250
I wanna be with Linda.
1329
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:08,042
But you, you're so
young and whip-smart.
1330
01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:09,765
You got your whole
death in front of you.
1331
01:11:09,792 --> 01:11:12,417
Why would you wanna stay
here and be invisible?
1332
01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:16,000
You just have to get
the heck out of here.
1333
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:20,583
Thanks, Gary.
1334
01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:22,250
Okay.
1335
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:26,125
She has a lot of electricity.
1336
01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:28,417
You know
that's how she died, right?
1337
01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:31,333
Hey, Alex.
1338
01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:33,917
Look, I'm so sorry
about missing our coffee date.
1339
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,083
It's okay.
1340
01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:36,417
Uh, you're busy.
1341
01:11:36,917 --> 01:11:38,833
I hear you're dating
James Harris now.
1342
01:11:38,917 --> 01:11:41,417
Oh, no. No, I'm
not dating James.
1343
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:43,000
You could have just texted me.
1344
01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:45,000
I was waiting like 20 minutes.
1345
01:11:46,292 --> 01:11:48,132
Uh, look, I gotta
go but I really do...
1346
01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:49,542
Talk to you later. Right.
1347
01:11:54,542 --> 01:11:57,125
Hey, Capri.
H-How was your Dad's?
1348
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,208
Not great.
1349
01:11:58,292 --> 01:12:01,125
My mom turned my bedroom into
her personal yoga studio.
1350
01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:02,684
- Mmm.
- So...
1351
01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:04,917
Okay, well, I-I kind
of wanna talk to you.
1352
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:06,583
Yeah, sure.
1353
01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:09,434
Okay, I'm glad you're here.
1354
01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,583
- There's something I need to tell you.
- Me too.
1355
01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:14,333
I wanted to apologize about
overreacting about the party.
1356
01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:18,542
I've decided that I am proud of
your... Our Homecoming nomination.
1357
01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:19,750
I just had to remind myself
1358
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:21,953
that I'm the Michelangelo
behind your David, you know?
1359
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,875
Great. Well, I have
something to tell you,
1360
01:12:23,958 --> 01:12:26,458
but before you freak out, I
want you to let me explain.
1361
01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:28,833
- It's about me and...
- Good to have you back.
1362
01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:31,042
James. Oh,
he's at school today.
1363
01:12:31,125 --> 01:12:32,925
Look at him, he's so
cute. Look, he's glowing.
1364
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,417
Okay,
Capri. Listen to me, okay?
1365
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:37,833
There's been a misunderstanding.
You'll think it's funny...
1366
01:12:37,917 --> 01:12:40,292
There you are.
1367
01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,518
I've been looking all over for you.
1368
01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:43,958
This too much?
1369
01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,833
What the hell is going on?
1370
01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:47,792
Uh, okay. How
am I gonna do this?
1371
01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:48,958
All right, James.
1372
01:12:49,042 --> 01:12:52,333
I-I can't stop thinking about you
since the other night at my place.
1373
01:12:52,417 --> 01:12:54,625
- Did you hook up with James?
- No.
1374
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:58,000
I know we both felt something, and
yesterday when you held my hand...
1375
01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,458
- You what?
- No, no.
1376
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:01,958
No, I didn't hold your
hand, you held mine.
1377
01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:03,708
You slut!
1378
01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:06,875
I felt this spark and...
1379
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:11,833
- Just really ti... I'm exhausted. Yeah.
- Are you okay?
1380
01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:12,917
Whoo!
1381
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:16,042
I know I'm still grieving
Capri. But it just...
1382
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,768
- It just felt good to finally feel…
- Stop.
1383
01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:21,083
…a moment of happiness again,
and it's been so long, and I...
1384
01:13:21,667 --> 01:13:24,042
I think she'd want that.
1385
01:13:24,542 --> 01:13:26,417
No, I really don't
think she would.
1386
01:13:27,917 --> 01:13:29,917
Uh, sorry, James.
1387
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,792
I gotta get to class.
Have a good day.
1388
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,083
Oh, my God. How many times
do I have to tell you?
1389
01:13:38,167 --> 01:13:39,500
Nothing happened.
1390
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,750
You won't admit it.
1391
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,167
- Not even now.
- Admit what?
1392
01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:45,125
Admit that you love my life so
much that you want to be me.
1393
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,750
I am nothing like you, okay?
1394
01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:48,513
You don't have to worry
about me and James.
1395
01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:51,458
Oh, my God. What is this?
The Young and the Restless?
1396
01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:53,708
I'm outta here.
1397
01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:56,667
I'm not worried about
James. He's just trauma-bonding.
1398
01:13:56,750 --> 01:14:01,167
You don't think in a million years
he would actually like you, do you?
1399
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:03,542
Well, that's
a little harsh.
1400
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:05,375
You're not even a real person!
1401
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:07,667
I created you! I made you!
1402
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:11,042
I dressed you up and told you how
to act so you could be popular.
1403
01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:12,208
But deep down,
1404
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:16,250
you know you're just a
freak that sees dead people.
1405
01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:20,042
Maybe that's why your mom
didn't wanna come and see you.
1406
01:14:22,417 --> 01:14:25,208
Hey, ladies. It's
my big bon voyage.
1407
01:14:25,292 --> 01:14:27,917
E-Everybody out! All of you!
1408
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,042
Not optimum.
1409
01:14:32,792 --> 01:14:36,250
It's not my fault your boyfriend
finds me a refreshing change of pace
1410
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:40,875
from a talking push-up bra who's wasted
her entire life on superficial bullshit.
1411
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:42,500
I built you.
1412
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000
I can just as easily
tear you down.
1413
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:48,042
Don't even think of going
to my party tomorrow night.
1414
01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:51,625
Well, you forgot one vital
difference between us, babe.
1415
01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:53,542
I'm alive.
1416
01:14:54,042 --> 01:14:57,083
I'm not spooked by some
jealous dead girl stomping her feet.
1417
01:14:57,167 --> 01:14:59,167
I'll go to that party
if I damn well please.
1418
01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:01,042
Hell, I'm the one who
planned the thing!
1419
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:12,917
Okay, I am a little spooked by a
jealous dead girl stomping her feet.
1420
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,792
And I am definitely not going
anywhere near that party tomorrow.
1421
01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:18,583
Hey, kid.
1422
01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:21,208
What? School on
Saturday?
1423
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,917
Word on the street is, uh,
1424
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,761
you had a little freak out last
night, and I thought I'd check on you.
1425
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,042
I've been looking for you.
1426
01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:31,792
I'm sorry, but I...
1427
01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:33,958
I can't talk to
you anymore, Gary.
1428
01:15:34,042 --> 01:15:35,875
I just wanna be normal.
1429
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:39,458
Oh, Darby, don't you
think you're normal?
1430
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:41,125
Uh…
1431
01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:43,792
To clarify, I wanna be
1432
01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:46,542
the-girl-who-doesn't-talk-to-dead-people
version of normal.
1433
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,625
How about that?
1434
01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:50,750
Well, honey, you know, but that's...
That's kind of what makes you, you.
1435
01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:53,542
Have you maybe talked
to Capri about this?
1436
01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:55,125
Maybe a friend your
age could help...
1437
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:56,792
I'm not talking to Capri.
1438
01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,000
She's not my friend.
She never was.
1439
01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:01,125
She just used me like a pawn.
1440
01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:05,083
Well, yeah, I guess…
1441
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,750
I guess, uh, that's one
way of looking at it.
1442
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,708
But... You know, but from
a different point of view,
1443
01:16:11,792 --> 01:16:15,250
maybe she's the one who opened you up
to a whole new world of possibilities.
1444
01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:17,417
She didn't do anything for me.
1445
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,000
She's just another loser
Stayer who can't move on.
1446
01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:21,708
Oh.
1447
01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:26,667
Well, I'm sorry you
feel that way, Darby.
1448
01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,542
After losing their daughter,
Capricorn, just a month ago,
1449
01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:39,125
more tragedy strikes
the Donahue residence.
1450
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:42,583
Police are asking anyone with knowledge
of the arson attack to come forward.
1451
01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:50,083
Hey, sweetie.
Dinner's ready.
1452
01:16:52,958 --> 01:16:54,667
Uh, I'll get it.
1453
01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:57,458
James?
1454
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,708
Can you take a drive
with me, please?
1455
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,226
I'm freaking out right now.
This is gonna sound crazy,
1456
01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:08,708
but I feel like Capri is
communicating with me.
1457
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,833
Like today, her picture
fell off my dresser,
1458
01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:13,708
and, I don't know, the TV turned
on without me even touching it,
1459
01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:16,432
and it was playing the news story
about the party tonight! And I...
1460
01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:18,917
- I-I swear it happened.
- Oh, I'm sure it did.
1461
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,417
It's been a rough day.
1462
01:17:21,917 --> 01:17:24,333
This grief stuff comes in waves.
1463
01:17:24,417 --> 01:17:25,417
Mmm.
1464
01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:28,750
Also, I'm sorry, Darby.
1465
01:17:30,625 --> 01:17:32,505
I don't think I'm ready
to be in a relationship.
1466
01:17:32,542 --> 01:17:35,958
Oh, thank God that
you told me that.
1467
01:17:36,042 --> 01:17:39,042
Because I-I was thinking
something else was happening.
1468
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,708
But I hope we can
still be friends.
1469
01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:45,708
Yeah. Yeah, of course, James.
1470
01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,333
I-I appreciate your honesty.
1471
01:17:48,042 --> 01:17:49,417
My heart will go on.
1472
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:55,208
I can't believe we fake dated,
and I for real got broken up with.
1473
01:18:00,125 --> 01:18:02,500
This is not good.
This is very not good.
1474
01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:05,458
James, I thought you
were protesting this.
1475
01:18:05,542 --> 01:18:08,393
Taylor, Piper and Bree are using
Capri's death to up their social status.
1476
01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,583
- It's sick, remember?
- I don't care about them!
1477
01:18:10,667 --> 01:18:12,333
Okay? I wanna say
goodbye to Capri.
1478
01:18:12,417 --> 01:18:15,083
Well, well, if it
isn't the happy couple.
1479
01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:16,792
I'm here for Capri.
1480
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:20,092
Not to promote myself under the guise
of some bogus awareness campaign.
1481
01:18:20,167 --> 01:18:23,042
Sure it's not to ruin another
party with an acoustic guitar?
1482
01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:27,250
You mean the bogus awareness
campaign your new girlfriend came up with?
1483
01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:28,333
What?
1484
01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:30,708
This was your idea?
1485
01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:32,934
- Not that she bothered to dress up.
- Mm-mmm.
1486
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,042
The theme's Coachella,
not Stagecoach.
1487
01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:38,625
No, I-I mean, not... not technically.
1488
01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:40,917
Look, I can explain in the
car, but we should go. Now.
1489
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,417
Darby, it's not cool that
the two of you came together.
1490
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,542
Capri would be so pissed.
1491
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,667
- Oh.
- Oh. Oh, my God. No.
1492
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,083
No. No!
1493
01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:52,083
Those were supposed
to go off at midnight!
1494
01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:55,333
Go. Go. Go.
1495
01:18:55,417 --> 01:18:58,833
Really, you're gonna go full
Poltergeist on a keg party?
1496
01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:01,750
Wow, Capri.
1497
01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:06,292
Ah, this must be the electrocution
awareness part of the festivities.
1498
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,167
Alex?
1499
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,792
What are you doing here?
1500
01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,167
You know, I'm never gonna
pass on a free drink
1501
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:17,500
and a chance to see the party's latest
Coachella fashion trends.
1502
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:21,917
Sorry, I'm sure you don't wanna be
seen talking to the weirdo donut kid.
1503
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,250
You're cool now.
1504
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:26,250
Have a good night, Darby.
1505
01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:28,833
Wait. No, no.
1506
01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:31,042
I mean, I'm a weirdo
too.
1507
01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:34,458
Or, at least, I used to be.
1508
01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:37,083
Chug! Chug! Chug!
1509
01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,083
Hey, what's up, Darbs?
1510
01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:51,851
- You all good?
- Yeah, have you seen James?
1511
01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:54,042
Uh, yeah, yeah. I think, uh,
I think he went upstairs.
1512
01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:56,292
But look, James looked
kinda bummed, Darbs.
1513
01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:00,625
James.
1514
01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:02,500
Hey, J-James.
1515
01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:05,167
She's here. She's really here.
1516
01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:08,167
Who's here? I don't see anyone.
1517
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,917
Look, this is just a stupid
game, okay? It doesn't work.
1518
01:20:16,208 --> 01:20:17,708
Hi, bitch.
1519
01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:19,583
It's okay. Don't
be scared. It's her.
1520
01:20:19,667 --> 01:20:21,375
She's trying to
tell me something.
1521
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:22,542
I know she's here.
1522
01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:27,875
I think it's about you.
1523
01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:31,167
It would be a lot easier
if you just came clean
1524
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,810
and told everyone
what a freak you are.
1525
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,140
- Did you see that?
- Is that an Ouija board?
1526
01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:45,083
Who is doing that? Stop!
1527
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:49,625
Shit.
1528
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:54,205
- Nearly hit me, man.
- Freaky.
1529
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,250
Follow it.
1530
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,125
Go, go, go.
1531
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:59,458
Hey,
cut the music, man.
1532
01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:02,333
Is someone flying a freaking
drone in my uncle's house?
1533
01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:04,542
Dude, did
they hire a magician?
1534
01:21:04,625 --> 01:21:06,875
James, what is going on?
1535
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,438
I'd hold off on preparing
that Homecoming Queen speech.
1536
01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,685
I don't think you're gonna test
too well in the polls after this.
1537
01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:18,708
Who cut
the music, man?
1538
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,458
Oh, my God.
1539
01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:22,833
- Uh...
- Is anyone else seeing this too?
1540
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:25,167
Is this a drama club
thing or something?
1541
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,000
I'm scared.
Get me out of here.
1542
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:32,292
C-A-P-R-I.
1543
01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:33,833
Capri? Capri!
1544
01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,458
- Oh, my God!
- This is freaky.
1545
01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:40,750
Okay, cut the shit.
You're scaring people.
1546
01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:43,833
- I told you not to come here.
- Darby, you can see her?
1547
01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:45,393
- What's he talking about?
- I...
1548
01:21:45,417 --> 01:21:46,833
- Who?
- Huh?
1549
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:48,750
Okay, fine.
1550
01:21:48,833 --> 01:21:50,208
You win. What do you want?
1551
01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:52,250
Surprise me.
1552
01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,833
What is even happening?
1553
01:21:55,917 --> 01:21:57,677
- No, where's she...
- Darby!
1554
01:21:57,750 --> 01:22:00,375
- No, no, no. Oh, she's... she's up there.
- Okay.
1555
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,958
- That's happening.
- Hey, guys! Guess what?
1556
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:05,542
I'm a freak of nature
who can see dead people.
1557
01:22:07,417 --> 01:22:11,625
I'm only popular because the ghost of
Capri Donahue molded me into her image.
1558
01:22:11,708 --> 01:22:13,292
I'm just a puppet!
1559
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:15,095
Yeah, I'm loving this
narrative. Keep going.
1560
01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:18,750
She told me what to wear and
what to say and how to act
1561
01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:20,042
in order to make friends,
1562
01:22:20,792 --> 01:22:22,500
and it worked.
1563
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:29,292
She instilled confidence
in me when I had none.
1564
01:22:30,667 --> 01:22:32,625
I was just an insecure hater
1565
01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:38,000
who hid in the corner judging all of
you for just being normal teenagers.
1566
01:22:39,417 --> 01:22:43,750
But, I mean, none of us
are... Are normal, really.
1567
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:49,250
We're all flawed and insecure
and beautiful and ugly...
1568
01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:51,542
- You're not ugly.
- Oh, you either.
1569
01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:54,250
I couldn't see that from
inside my closed-minded shell.
1570
01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:56,833
Capri changed that.
1571
01:22:58,042 --> 01:22:59,125
Capri was special.
1572
01:23:00,167 --> 01:23:01,250
And I'm…
1573
01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:05,875
Wrap it up.
1574
01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:07,708
…just a freak show.
1575
01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:11,375
- Boo! You suck!
- What a fake.
1576
01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:14,667
Hey, Ghost Cheerleader, can you,
like, turn the music back on?
1577
01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:15,917
All right, posers.
1578
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,458
Put your mother freakin' hands up! Yeah!
1579
01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:27,375
Yeah!
1580
01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:32,667
Cannonball!
1581
01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:21,458
You'd think the ghost of a dead
cheerleader crashing her own party
1582
01:24:21,542 --> 01:24:22,833
would result in total chaos.
1583
01:24:22,917 --> 01:24:26,250
But people like to find an
explanation for the inexplicable.
1584
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:29,667
No, I'm telling you, dude,
someone laced the keg with Molly.
1585
01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,458
Brody told me.
1586
01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:34,583
But there were magnets attached
to the bottom of the Ouija Board.
1587
01:24:34,667 --> 01:24:36,583
I saw 'em when it
flew over my head.
1588
01:24:37,167 --> 01:24:40,417
And others seem to simply ignore
what they cannot understand.
1589
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:43,250
You missed an epic party,
bro. You hear what happened?
1590
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:45,583
Coop streaked the crowd and
cannonballed into the pool.
1591
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,500
In the span of a month,
1592
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:51,042
- I'd gone from…
- It's her!
1593
01:24:51,125 --> 01:24:52,292
…invisible,
1594
01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:54,500
to queen bee,
1595
01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:57,125
to social poison.
1596
01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,042
She totally
lost her shit.
1597
01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:08,167
"Oh, my
God. That is all Facetune."
1598
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:11,083
You pretend to see dead
people. Hashtag cancel Darby Harper.
1599
01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:16,750
The phrase, "I wouldn't
be caught dead with you"
1600
01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:19,042
has never been more accurate.
1601
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:32,625
It's so weird
to admit it now.
1602
01:25:32,708 --> 01:25:34,417
But you're my best...
1603
01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:37,792
My only friend.
1604
01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:41,250
Oh, come on. You don't wanna hurt
Gary's feelings, now, do you?
1605
01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:43,833
You're still here?
1606
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:45,500
Yeah.
1607
01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:48,250
After you left the
party, I realized…
1608
01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:52,085
I shouldn't have forced
you to become someone else
1609
01:25:52,167 --> 01:25:53,833
just so I could
have a stupid party.
1610
01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,208
Sorry.
1611
01:25:56,292 --> 01:25:58,625
Yeah, it
was a pretty stupid party.
1612
01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:04,333
But, hey, at least I got
a cool pet out of it.
1613
01:26:07,542 --> 01:26:08,833
I named it Capricorn.
1614
01:26:10,792 --> 01:26:12,792
God, I can't
believe I acted like
1615
01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:15,750
some kind of pathetic
attention-seeking haunter.
1616
01:26:16,917 --> 01:26:18,042
Flying around?
1617
01:26:18,125 --> 01:26:19,583
Scaring high schoolers? Ugh.
1618
01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,542
And now James is a mess.
1619
01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:26,208
He sits in front of a Ouija Board all
day and lays out cookies at night.
1620
01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:27,708
Like I'm Santa
Claus or something.
1621
01:26:27,792 --> 01:26:28,792
Oh.
1622
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:30,500
Yeah.
1623
01:26:31,833 --> 01:26:33,458
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
1624
01:26:33,542 --> 01:26:35,875
I've totally blown it with
the guy I actually do like.
1625
01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:37,042
Wait, what?
1626
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,625
I never got coffee
with the donut.
1627
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:41,250
Donut?
1628
01:26:41,833 --> 01:26:43,833
The guy you called
social suicide.
1629
01:26:43,917 --> 01:26:45,583
Oh, God.
1630
01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:50,458
Don't listen to me, or
Taylor or Bree or Piper.
1631
01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,125
We're full of shit.
1632
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,327
You're the one who should
decide who and what you like.
1633
01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:57,458
I'm digging this
woke Barbie vibe.
1634
01:26:57,542 --> 01:26:59,250
Thanks. She's new.
1635
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:02,542
How are you feeling
about moving on?
1636
01:27:03,333 --> 01:27:05,792
I'm… …so ready.
1637
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:08,333
I've already confronted
my worst fear.
1638
01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:10,542
Being in the same outfit
for more than a week.
1639
01:27:12,917 --> 01:27:13,917
Anyway,
1640
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:18,250
I felt pretty terrible about what I
said about your mom the other night.
1641
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:21,917
And it made me realize how
selfish I've been all these years.
1642
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,750
So I did some asking around.
1643
01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,333
And...
1644
01:27:27,292 --> 01:27:28,292
Hi, Darby.
1645
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:31,833
You did stay.
1646
01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:34,958
- Yes.
- But you never...
1647
01:27:35,042 --> 01:27:36,583
I never wanted to leave you.
1648
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:42,542
I tried to move on. But…
1649
01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:45,417
I wanted to make sure
that you'd be okay…
1650
01:27:47,167 --> 01:27:49,000
and open up your
heart to people again.
1651
01:27:51,167 --> 01:27:52,333
Living people.
1652
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:55,750
And you have.
1653
01:27:58,833 --> 01:28:00,583
You were my unfinished
business, Darby.
1654
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:16,333
Do you believe
in reincarnation?
1655
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:18,732
I was pretty fortunate
in this life,
1656
01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:21,083
so I figure in the next
one, I'll level up and be…
1657
01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:23,792
the next Meghan Markle or something.
1658
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:31,625
Promise you'll look after James
and let him know that I moved on?
1659
01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:34,000
Yeah, I promise.
1660
01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:41,833
Thank you for forcibly
1661
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,958
and, at times,
somewhat violently
1662
01:28:45,625 --> 01:28:47,125
pushing me out of my cocoon.
1663
01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:51,792
You are definitely the coolest, most
special-est person I've ever met.
1664
01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:54,875
Right back at you. Seriously.
1665
01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:56,000
Obviously.
1666
01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:17,417
Bye, bitch.
1667
01:29:30,542 --> 01:29:32,458
You know, I don't
consider high school
1668
01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:34,167
to be so torturous anymore.
1669
01:29:34,250 --> 01:29:35,250
Hey, Harper.
1670
01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:38,125
My fake boyfriend turned
out to be a real friend.
1671
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:40,000
- Harris.
- Yeah!
1672
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:41,083
Whoa!
1673
01:29:42,292 --> 01:29:43,458
And I stayed in cheer.
1674
01:29:44,083 --> 01:29:47,292
It makes me feel closer to a
couple pretty important people.
1675
01:29:52,458 --> 01:29:53,958
Hey, Darby.
1676
01:29:55,667 --> 01:29:56,708
Hey, Gary.
1677
01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:58,208
Been a while.
1678
01:29:59,583 --> 01:30:00,583
Uh...
1679
01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:05,000
Listen, I-I wanna apologize
for the way I behaved.
1680
01:30:05,083 --> 01:30:06,763
What are you talking
about? You kidding me?
1681
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:09,792
Come on. This... This stuff can
get pretty confusing, right?
1682
01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:11,125
Yeah.
1683
01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:12,708
Hey, by the way, you know.
1684
01:30:13,458 --> 01:30:16,583
They took Linda to a hospice.
She doesn't have long.
1685
01:30:17,208 --> 01:30:18,208
Wow.
1686
01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:21,167
- Gary, that's fantastic news.
- I know.
1687
01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:24,833
I know, I know, now we can finally
blow this pop stand, and...
1688
01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:26,583
And be together again.
1689
01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:31,042
Oh, shoot.
1690
01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:34,667
Um, I feel horrible about never
delivering that message for Mel.
1691
01:30:34,750 --> 01:30:36,500
- Oh.
- Do you know where his son lives?
1692
01:30:36,583 --> 01:30:40,208
That's okay, the, uh, the
donut took care of that.
1693
01:30:40,292 --> 01:30:41,708
- The what?
- The donut.
1694
01:30:41,792 --> 01:30:42,792
What do you...
1695
01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:46,375
- Hey, Gary. Looking good.
- Thanks.
1696
01:30:46,458 --> 01:30:49,208
- See you.
- Take it easy, man.
1697
01:30:49,292 --> 01:30:50,292
What?
1698
01:30:50,375 --> 01:30:52,250
Wait, you can see him too?
1699
01:30:53,708 --> 01:30:55,875
- Yeah.
- Why didn't you tell me?
1700
01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:57,167
I tried.
1701
01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:59,167
My first day here I saw
you talking to Gary.
1702
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:01,375
But not something
you just blurt out.
1703
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:05,625
Then I tried to get you someplace private
to tell you, and you didn't show up.
1704
01:31:06,708 --> 01:31:07,708
Right.
1705
01:31:07,792 --> 01:31:09,583
Well, but... but how?
1706
01:31:09,667 --> 01:31:12,667
I was in a coma last year after
a pretty bad car accident,
1707
01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:14,000
and when I woke up,
1708
01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:16,792
I became really good friends with
the guy in the bed next to me,
1709
01:31:17,292 --> 01:31:19,333
only to realize he had
died two days earlier.
1710
01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:21,208
Wow.
1711
01:31:21,250 --> 01:31:23,875
The head shrinker said it was
a psychotic hallucination.
1712
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:25,351
My parents freaked out.
1713
01:31:25,375 --> 01:31:26,542
Took me out of school.
1714
01:31:27,625 --> 01:31:30,125
I got so good at pretending
not to see the dead
1715
01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:32,500
that the dead didn't even
know I could see them.
1716
01:31:34,292 --> 01:31:36,333
You know, helping
Mel cross over,
1717
01:31:36,417 --> 01:31:41,000
it was like, finally, this curse
felt like it could be a gift.
1718
01:31:42,792 --> 01:31:45,792
Yeah, uh, wow.
1719
01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:48,042
Look, I just need a second.
1720
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:50,125
I can't believe this.
1721
01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:52,917
I mean, I've never been able
to talk to anyone about this.
1722
01:31:53,417 --> 01:31:56,667
Well, anyone that's living anyway,
except you, but you're not really here.
1723
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,583
You're wherever
you are.
1724
01:31:58,667 --> 01:32:00,500
Who are you talk... Oh.
1725
01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:03,083
Hi.
1726
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,958
Wait, you... you
can see them too?
1727
01:32:06,458 --> 01:32:07,708
Yeah, sure. I see them,
1728
01:32:07,792 --> 01:32:08,958
and I see them.
1729
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,500
And I see you,
1730
01:32:13,708 --> 01:32:15,042
Darby Harper.
1731
01:32:17,458 --> 01:32:21,250
Well, I'm reopening my business
and currently taking applications.
1732
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:24,208
Well, I-I was an assistant
manager at Jamba Juice.
1733
01:32:24,292 --> 01:32:26,083
Wow, impressive.
1734
01:32:26,167 --> 01:32:27,167
Reason for leaving?
1735
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:29,708
Got committed to a psych
ward for seeing dead people.
1736
01:32:29,792 --> 01:32:31,542
- You're hired.
- It's a date.
1737
01:32:34,583 --> 01:32:35,875
Oh, G...
1738
01:32:37,125 --> 01:32:38,500
That practice killed me.
1739
01:32:38,583 --> 01:32:40,583
Yeah, it was
brutal.
1740
01:32:41,250 --> 01:32:42,625
I got a date with the donut.
1741
01:32:42,708 --> 01:32:43,708
Yeah, you do.
1742
01:32:44,208 --> 01:32:45,708
- Nice.
- That's so sweet.
1743
01:32:45,792 --> 01:32:47,250
- Yeah.
- I love you.
1744
01:32:58,917 --> 01:32:59,917
Hey, what's that?
1745
01:33:00,417 --> 01:33:03,167
That is a light kit
for your videos.
1746
01:33:03,250 --> 01:33:04,708
So you can get your glamour on.
1747
01:33:04,792 --> 01:33:09,375
Oh. Thanks,
Dad. You're the best. But…
1748
01:33:10,292 --> 01:33:11,958
Uh, you can return it though.
1749
01:33:12,042 --> 01:33:14,208
- I'm not making those videos anymore.
- Why not?
1750
01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:18,667
Mostly because social media makes us
feel insecure about the way we look
1751
01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:21,875
for the sole purpose of selling
us stuff we don't need.
1752
01:33:21,958 --> 01:33:25,417
Oh, now that is the
Darby Harper that I know.
1753
01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:26,833
So,
1754
01:33:26,917 --> 01:33:29,542
are you going out with your
friends for dinner tonight?
1755
01:33:30,417 --> 01:33:35,750
Actually, I was thinking maybe we
could order pizza and share stories.
1756
01:33:44,292 --> 01:33:46,208
We should
do that together.
1757
01:33:46,292 --> 01:33:49,000
Mm-hmm. I don't
know if I could.
1758
01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:50,542
You could.
1759
01:33:52,958 --> 01:33:54,458
Oh, that was before we moved.
1760
01:33:55,083 --> 01:33:56,667
- Yeah.
- That was the best.
1761
01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:02,792
The slide. We should
have kept that.
1762
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,917
Ah, that was so fun.
1763
01:34:46,833 --> 01:34:47,917
Wait, me too?
1764
01:34:58,208 --> 01:34:59,625
Hey. How are you?
1765
01:34:59,708 --> 01:35:01,208
I'm fine. How are you?
1766
01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:12,708
Get a room.
1767
01:35:13,305 --> 01:36:13,263
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