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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,468 - If you're watching this at home, 2 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,595 then I suggest you stay there. 3 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,764 Because with complete pandemic lockdowns 4 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,141 lifting for the entire country in time 5 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,768 for the holiday shopping season, 6 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,228 the promise of robust Christmas sales 7 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,439 combined with lingering supply chain issues 8 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,734 makes for a truly Black Friday to kick off 9 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,402 the holiday shopping season, 10 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,488 which has been limited to online only 11 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,323 for the last three years. 12 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:18,827 I must say, I feel terrible for the retail workers. 13 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,454 - Chris! 14 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,791 I told you to watch the door, not the TV! 15 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,125 - Sorry. 16 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,286 - Where are your glasses? 17 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:31,424 You need to have them on your eyes at all times. 18 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,514 Let us in. Let us in. 19 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,682 - They're here. 20 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,226 Let us in. Let us in. 21 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,227 Let us in. 22 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,229 Let us in. 23 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,899 Let us in. 24 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,651 Let us in! 25 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,904 Let us in! 26 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,573 Let us in! - They want in. 27 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,242 Let us in! Let us in! 28 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,870 Let us in! Let us in! 29 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,664 Let us in! Let us in! 30 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,500 - Let's get ready. 31 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,336 Let us in! Let us in! 32 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,547 Let us in! Let us in! 33 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,340 - Two minutes. 34 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,884 - Look at them. 35 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,595 Let us in! Let us in! 36 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,432 - They haven't been free for three years. 37 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,434 No matter what, 38 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,437 we're a team, 39 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,565 and we stick together. 40 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,609 Let us in! Let us in! 41 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,610 Let us in! 42 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,651 - There's so many. 43 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,282 - Call 911 if you have to. 44 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,323 I'll understand. 45 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,537 - Let us in! - Let us in! Let us in! 46 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,248 - Chris, get the door. 47 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,792 Someone hit the lights. 48 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:31,960 Go! Go! 49 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,464 Let us in! Let us in! 50 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,737 - Hi, Leni. 51 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,938 This is gonna be your Christmas. I just know it. 52 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,737 Oh, hun, you know I would take you if I could. 53 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,537 I'm sorry. 54 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:16,583 Come here. 55 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,598 - Oh, hi. 56 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,974 How can I help you? 57 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,476 - Oh, I'm just here to see Leigh. 58 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,727 She's one of the employees. 59 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,479 - Okay, I'll page her for ya. 60 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,147 - Usually I just, I go back. 61 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,774 - Hey, Chris. Hi. 62 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,442 This is Chris. He's always welcome. 63 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,736 - Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm new. 64 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,817 - She's in the back. 65 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,824 Hush, my dear 66 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,992 Hold your peers 67 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:55,497 Be here in this warm embrace 68 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,791 Heed my words 69 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,085 Hear this song 70 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:04,005 Let my love make you strong 71 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:08,510 There's no need for this heartache tonight 72 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:13,473 There's no reason to shut out the light 73 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:17,644 There's no need for us to argue and fight 74 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,605 We are together 75 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,819 And baby, it's Christmas tonight 76 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,826 - You should sing more often. 77 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,161 - My granny used to sing me that song, 78 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,829 but you didn't hear anything. 79 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,708 I, I only sing for puppers, not people. 80 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,878 - You should change that policy. 81 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,005 - Someone's in the Christmas spirit. 82 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,965 I wish I could say it looks good on you. 83 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,966 Wow. 84 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,677 How was that Black Friday shift? 85 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,514 - Yeah, uh, it was not good. 86 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,891 - Yikes. 87 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,227 Well, why don't you go home and get some rest? 88 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,813 - Jenn just got back from her parents' Thanksgiving 89 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,523 and I really don't wanna deal with her right now. 90 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,649 - Oh. 91 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,026 You and your dad didn't go? 92 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,819 No, her parents hate my dad, so. 93 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,237 - Really? 94 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,906 - Yeah. 95 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,159 - So is her dad older or younger than yours? 96 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,872 - My dad is two years younger than her dad. 97 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,915 - Yikes. 98 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,541 - I mean, they're 20 years apart 99 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,751 and she wants to be my new mother, 100 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,753 but like I can't let that happen. 101 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,214 - Yeah, I get it. 102 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,841 Well, you and your dad should've came over 103 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,259 to my house for Thanksgiving. 104 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,055 My mom made an amazing turkey that my dad 105 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,765 could not stop raving about. 106 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,059 - I might take you up on that next time. 107 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,268 Jenn was talking to my dad about inviting 108 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,728 my grandpa over for Christmas, 109 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,065 so I might need to be rescued. 110 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,776 - Really? Rescued from what? 111 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,611 - So what's your beef? 112 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,862 - Beef? - Beef. 113 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,113 Problem. Issue. 114 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,281 - I don't have any beef. 115 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,282 - You don't? - No. 116 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,617 - No? - No. 117 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,743 - You're 16. - Right. 118 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,286 - You got plans? - Plans? 119 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,747 - Plans after graduation. - I'm not sure. 120 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,123 - You're not sure? - That's right. 121 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,750 - What kind of a kid isn't sure? 122 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:04,876 - A kid like me, I guess. 123 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,253 - How are you gonna make it? 124 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,294 - My good looks. 125 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:13,093 - Your grandpa sounds like a great time. 126 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,930 - He's just obsessed with me goin' to college. 127 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,224 I don't think he understands that I don't need college. 128 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,059 I have the greatest job in the world. 129 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:25,605 I sell overhyped technology to gullible consumers. 130 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:27,274 - Hey, at least you have money. 131 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,651 - I can get you a job at the shop if that's what you want. 132 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,111 - It's not that I want a job there. 133 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,322 I just, I would like to start this pet sitting, 134 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,324 dog walking service, you know? 135 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,327 It just sounds like a dream. 136 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,448 - What's stoppin' ya? 137 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,331 - There's so many start-up costs, 138 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,126 and insurance, and I have to be bonded, 139 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,295 and a website, and you know, 140 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,171 a million other things that I need to buy. 141 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,301 It's just a lot of start-up costs. 142 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,345 - Yeah. 143 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,681 I bet Christmas is a great time for these dogs, though. 144 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,141 - Yeah. 145 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:04,686 My , my granny used to say that Santa 146 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,815 would come and get these guys homes for Christmas. 147 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,650 I wish that were true. 148 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,153 - Who knows, maybe Santa can get me a new family. 149 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,196 - You have a family. 150 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,325 Go spend some time with them. 151 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,326 - Humbug. 152 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,787 - Merry Christmas. 153 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:10,877 - Off to work? 154 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,421 - Looks that way. 155 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,582 - Can I pack you a sandwich or something? 156 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,761 You're right. 157 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:25,434 - Yeah, um, I'm late, so have fun with whatever this is. 158 00:13:56,252 --> 00:14:01,257 You are strong and capable and powerful. 159 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,426 You can do this. 160 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,096 Now hold that pose 161 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,266 and remember to breathe. 162 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,202 - No way do I have your touch. 163 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,649 Thank you for this. 164 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,130 - Jenn, you home? 165 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,174 Jenn? 166 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,176 - Where else would I be? 167 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,013 I'll never get tired of being greeted like this. 168 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,514 - Mmm, I expected you home an hour ago. 169 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,308 Where have you been? 170 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,601 - Oh, I had just something to take care of. 171 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,270 You know, that divorce case? 172 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,022 I can't talk about it. 173 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,649 I cannot disclose. 174 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,025 No big deal. - Very weird. 175 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,526 You're being very weird. 176 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,612 - No, I'm not. - Mmm-hmm. 177 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,293 - No, I'm not. - Yup. 178 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,282 Okay, fine. 179 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,660 - So this is really somethin'. 180 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,163 - Yeah, well, I, uh, 181 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,374 it'll be better once the tree is done. 182 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,002 So if you could help me with that, that would be great. 183 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,175 It's a family holiday, Jim. 184 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,302 She's family. 185 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,673 - Any word from Alf about Christmas dinner? 186 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,309 - Well, I think he's coming. 187 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,187 It's hard to tell because he just got 188 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:25,191 a new smartphone and his texting, not great. 189 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,068 - Really? 190 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,736 He's had one of those senior citizen flip phones forever. 191 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,363 It's big with big numbers. 192 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,031 - Yeah, well, I guess he's trying to catch up 193 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,700 with the times. 194 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,702 Everyone else said they're coming, though. 195 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,743 That's for sure. 196 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,206 - Are you sure you wanna do this? 197 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,541 - Jim, really. 198 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,502 It's gonna be good, for everybody. 199 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,213 - The lawyer in me needs to make sure 200 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,257 you understand and I disclose that this is 201 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,717 all Amy's side of the family, 202 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,593 and they could be a little strange. 203 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,430 - Your brother Pat is gonna be there. 204 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,432 - You'll love Funcle Pat. 205 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,433 Everybody loves Pat. 206 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,059 The kids worship him. 207 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,060 If fun had a name, it would be Pat. 208 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,438 - That's weird. 209 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,732 I thought fun already had a name, 210 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:09,068 and it was, hold on. 211 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,361 Oh, it's fun. 212 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,779 - Oh, is that a bit? 213 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,614 You doing stand-up now? 214 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,283 - What about Alf? 215 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,324 He seems like the life of the party. 216 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,365 - You could say that. 217 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,457 I warned ya! 218 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,658 There's only room for one old man at this house! 219 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,131 That's the last time that fat geezer ruins the roof. 220 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,467 Venison for everybody! 221 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,388 - I'm sorry. That's awful. 222 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,308 I don't want this to be awkward. 223 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,768 Maybe I'm overstepping. 224 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,437 I can just as easily go to my parents'. 225 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,230 - No, no, no. 226 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,648 I'm sure they'd be very happy with that, 227 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:48,729 but we want ya here. 228 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,153 - Does we include Chris? 229 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,614 - I appreciate everything you're doing. 230 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,325 The decorations and bringing everybody together. 231 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,494 It's really nice. 232 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,868 - Well, do you think he'll be excited? 233 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,500 - Let's just hold off on telling him 234 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,170 till we make sure nobody cancels, you know? 235 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,545 Just give it time. 236 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,719 Then we'll tell him together, okay? 237 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,803 - Okay. 238 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,564 Hello? 239 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,482 - Um, hi, Mom. 240 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,734 Who is this? 241 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,696 - It's, it's me. 242 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:21,410 Um, I was just calling to see how your Thanksgiving went. 243 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:27,374 Um, and if it'd be okay if I came up for Christmas? 244 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,037 If you want something, call your father. 245 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,214 - I, I don't want anything. 246 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,215 I... 247 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,221 It's not like I can reach Dad anyway. 248 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,264 You know that. 249 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,396 I'm living with some friends right now, um. 250 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,939 What do I care? You're an adult. 251 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,275 Stop calling me. 252 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,977 Dad? 253 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:30,978 Dad? 254 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,944 - How was work? 255 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,613 - Stupid. What are you doin'? 256 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,656 - Laundry. 257 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,495 - So, um, I have this friend who wants to start a business. 258 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,498 - What kind of business does your friend wanna start? 259 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,499 - It's not me, Dad. 260 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,959 It's this girl I know. 261 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,835 I just thought we could help her out. 262 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,338 - Did she ask for your help? 263 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,298 - No. 264 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,299 - Chris, just ask her out. 265 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,801 - It's not like that. 266 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,802 - Sure. Of course not. 267 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,844 What do I know. 268 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,471 - Forget I asked. 269 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,306 - It's perfectly natural to be nervous. 270 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,933 - I'm not nervous. 271 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,518 - Then why concoct this scheme to be around this girl 272 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,978 instead of just asking her out like a man? 273 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,479 - You don't understand. - Oh, I understand. 274 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,314 - Wait. Hold on. 275 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,315 Don't act as if it didn't take you a whole year 276 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,651 to ask me out, Jim. 277 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,906 I still had to make the first move. 278 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,492 - See, that's more of an our generation type of thing. 279 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,830 - What's that supposed to mean? 280 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,832 - He just called you old. 281 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,913 Or me young. I'm not really sure. 282 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,512 - If she's really serious and wants to make money, 283 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,888 she's gonna have to file a business name 284 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,849 and create an LLC. 285 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,018 - You're really gonna help her with this, aren't you? 286 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,520 So sweet. - Okay, shh. 287 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,813 Just doing some undercover research. 288 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,023 Don't tell anyone, please. 289 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,024 - Yeah, uh-huh. 290 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,400 You like her, don't ya? 291 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,860 - No. 292 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,737 Just admit it. 293 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,363 - Do you really think she needs an LLC? 294 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,698 - Yes, and insurance. 295 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,366 She's gonna have to get bonded. 296 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,410 - You two really do make a cute couple. 297 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,705 What if you get married? 298 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:16,375 Oh my gosh, they would have the cutest babies. 299 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,752 - What? - Oh my gosh! 300 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,753 - She really could use something positive 301 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,920 in her life right now. 302 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,047 That poor girl. She's all alone. 303 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,089 - Wait. What about her parents? 304 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,591 - Oh, you didn't hear? 305 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,384 Oh, they ditched her. 306 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,721 She is living in this disgusting basement apartment thing 307 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,598 with her friends. 308 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,766 - I took her home from work the other day 309 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101 and I was scared for my life. 310 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,771 Anyway, my brother's an insurance agent. 311 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,440 I should totally introduce you. 312 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:53,914 - I'm rockin'! 313 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,455 - All right, Jack! 314 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,061 - What's the verdict, boss? 315 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,772 - It's really comin' together. 316 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,482 - Thank you. 317 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,776 You okay? What's wrong? 318 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,796 - Don't think I've ever seen this one. 319 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,509 - Good news, bud. 320 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,677 We're having Christmas Eve dinner here, 321 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,096 and the whole family's comin'. 322 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,640 It will be just like when you were a kid. 323 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,475 Everyone. 324 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,596 Grandpa, Aunt Mandy, Uncle Matt, your cousins. 325 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,813 - And? 326 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,649 - Funcle Pat. - Mmm-hmm. 327 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,990 How long has it been since everybody got together? 328 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,952 - Well, Amy was sick for two years before the shutdown. 329 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,953 - Stop. 330 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,822 They're acting like you don't matter. 331 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,701 Like you never existed. 332 00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,040 I can't forget that Christmas was your day. 333 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,606 Fuck! Come on. 334 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,743 What's up, Dad? 335 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,954 - Look, she's trying her best, I- 336 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:40,955 - I know. 337 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,409 - This is all new to her and I should've, 338 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,586 just please be patient. 339 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,627 - I don't want her doing my laundry. 340 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:50,923 - Okay. 341 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,926 I get it. 342 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,887 She's just, uh- - Trying too hard. 343 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,807 - Look, with this Christmas Eve dinner coming up, 344 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,060 we all have to figure out a way to get along. 345 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,852 Can I count on you? 346 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,148 - You know it's gonna be hard seeing 347 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,651 everyone else without her. 348 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,611 - I know. 349 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:36,845 - Good morning, Leni. 350 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,338 I brought your favorite! 351 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,271 I might spend Christmas with you. 352 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,150 Don't get adopted before then, okay? 353 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,318 All right. 354 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,824 - Get adopted till when? 355 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,035 - Oh, nothing. What? 356 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,661 - Smooth. 357 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,706 So, remember when I said my grandpa 358 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,124 might be coming to Christmas 359 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,043 and I'd probably need to be rescued? 360 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,835 - Yeah. 361 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,211 - Well, now my whole family's comin' to Christmas, 362 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,131 and I definitely need to be rescued. 363 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,799 - Oh, uh, Chris. 364 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,160 - I'm not asking to bail on your family's plans. 365 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,721 But do you think it would be possible 366 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,723 for you to come to my house on Christmas Eve? 367 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,683 - I might have to talk to my family first. 368 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,352 - Okay, before you commit, 369 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,372 I need to let you know what you're getting into. 370 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,314 - Okay. 371 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,899 - So every year we play this White Elephant game. 372 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,359 My grandpa likes to put lousy gifts in 373 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,069 and a ball of cash and everyone fights over it, 374 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,404 and he calls it Christmas Cage Match. 375 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,031 - Interesting. 376 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:43,327 - My Aunt Mandy is neurotic. 377 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:47,247 My cousins Kelli and Cole are total nerds, 378 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,832 especially Kelli. 379 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,250 She's like this frumpy little book worm 380 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,752 that would rather read the dictionary 381 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,170 than have a conversation with you. 382 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,214 So, my Uncle Matt is scared of my Aunt Mandy, 383 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,049 so he doesn't really talk, 384 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,219 and nobody knows what's going on inside of his head. 385 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,888 - Is there anyone else I should be worried about? 386 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:04,014 - Yes. 387 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,724 My dad's brother, Uncle Pat. 388 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,726 We call him Funcle Pat. 389 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,353 If he can't make you smile, you're not human. 390 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,938 No one really knows what he's gonna do next, 391 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,398 and he's probably the only person 392 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,274 I'm looking forward to seeing. 393 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,069 - Wow, it sounds like every family needs a Funcle Pat. 394 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,196 - Yeah, yeah. 395 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,409 - I guess I could go. 396 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,130 - You'll come? - Yeah. 397 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,653 - Hey. - Hey. 398 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,765 - Are you making Amy's applesauce? 399 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,934 - Yeah. Tell me I can do this. 400 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,895 - You can do this. - Thank you. 401 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,940 - And if you can't, you're still incredible. 402 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,900 And we have lots of cheeses. 403 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,819 - Oh, that's good. 404 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,487 - And you could always fall back on your amazing looks. 405 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,489 - For how long? - Forever. 406 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,116 - Oh, thank you, Mr. Sweet- 407 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,160 - Oh, come on. Gross. 408 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,494 Ugh. 409 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,329 - Did you clean your room? 410 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,123 - I don't think we're goin' into my room. 411 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,124 - Take out the trash when you go out. 412 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,086 And then come back and clean your room. 413 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,087 - Wanna nail him? He's still there. 414 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,427 - I'm rockin'! 415 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,514 - All right, Jack! 416 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,116 - How was work? 417 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,237 - What are you doin'? 418 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,162 - Laundry. 419 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,133 Sorry, bud. Occupato. 420 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,662 Work? 421 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,538 - Bad. 422 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,124 - Food? 423 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,670 - Got it. 424 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,548 - Girl? 425 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,549 - Bye, Dad. 426 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,232 Dad, come on. I need to do laundry. 427 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,358 Sorry. 428 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,735 Ow! Oh! No can do. 429 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,312 Hey, we're headin' out. 430 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,230 Please make sure you lock up when you leave. 431 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,107 It's the least you can do. 432 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,151 - Wait, I thought you were gonna give me a ride later. 433 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,312 Babe? Babe? 434 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,114 What? 435 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,824 Did you say we'd give Leigh a ride tonight? 436 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,493 What? 437 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,745 Did you say that we would give Leigh 438 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,289 a ride tonight? 439 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,532 A ride where? 440 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,835 Yeah, we don't remember saying that. 441 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,504 - But I- 442 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,422 - Let's go. We're gonna be late! 443 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,341 Sorry, kid. 444 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,467 You're gonna have to figure it out for yourself tonight. 445 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,302 Let us know how it goes. 446 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,680 - Ugh. 447 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,686 Please make sure you lock up when you leave. 448 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,194 - We have one too many, hon. 449 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,235 - Oh, no we don't. 450 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:18,698 - No, Jim. 451 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,493 We don't. 452 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,873 - Yeah. 453 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:32,504 Oh. 454 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,673 What does this mean? 455 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,302 I, mmm. 456 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,303 I don't know. 457 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:43,723 - Fire. 458 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,227 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 459 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,813 Ugh. 460 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,690 Chris? 461 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:54,526 Your door's locked. 462 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,527 - I know. 463 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,574 Can you just do me a favor and text Grandpa 464 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,575 to see if you can tell what he needs? 465 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,372 He got a new phone and I don't know what he's saying, 466 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:10,542 and I don't think he knows how to answer our calls. 467 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,543 - Fine. 468 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,212 Thank you. 469 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,338 And why don't you come downstairs 470 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,674 when you're done to help Jenn. 471 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:18,758 I heard that. 472 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:27,767 - Text Grandpa. 473 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,689 Hey, Grandpa. It's Chris. 474 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,402 Chris, your grandson. 475 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,443 Can you read this? 476 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,368 Oh my, shoot me. 477 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,371 - Go, go, go, go. 478 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:57,709 - Okay. 479 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,673 Do you think they'll like it? 480 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,092 - They're gonna be so impressed. 481 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,553 Well, thank you. 482 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,389 Oh, god. - For whom the bell tolls. 483 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,891 Who's first? 484 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,532 - I'll go see. - No! 485 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:15,894 - No looking. 486 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,437 We made a game about it. 487 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,564 You have to guess who it is. 488 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:20,765 - I'm gonna say Grandpa. 489 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:22,936 - I'm gonna go Uncle Pat. 490 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:24,861 - Leigh. 491 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,448 What's the bet? 492 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,743 - 10 bucks. - Deal. 493 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,119 - All right. 494 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:36,701 I'm rockin'! 495 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,751 - Ready? 496 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,088 - Hi. 497 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,631 - Tell me you're Leigh. 498 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:45,632 - Yeah. 499 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,760 - Ha! Cough it up, boys. 500 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,763 - I'm Jim, Chris's dad. 501 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,640 This is Jenn, my girlfriend. 502 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,808 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. 503 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:55,976 - Can I take your jacket? 504 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:58,812 - Would you like a drink? 505 00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,813 Um. 506 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,106 - We have cheeses. 507 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,982 - No thank you. I'm okay. 508 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:05,485 Uh, can I help you with anything? 509 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,486 - Oh, no. 510 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,567 - Just keep us calm. 511 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,460 I'm rockin'! 512 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,088 - Good for you, Jack! 513 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:32,972 - Merry Christmas. 514 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,013 - How are you? 515 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,054 Where's the kid? 516 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,480 You asked for it. 517 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,023 Merry Christmas, Grandpa. 518 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:45,650 - All right, get on with it. 519 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:46,694 Come on, man. 520 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,821 So, you must be Jenn. 521 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,656 Well, I'll tell you somethin', the house looks- 522 00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:53,616 - This is Jenn, Alf. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 523 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:54,826 Excuse me. 524 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:55,994 So you just be Jenn. - Yes. 525 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,787 - Well, the house looks great. 526 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,539 And thank you for putting this all together. 527 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,040 You know, Jim's an attorney, but he couldn't, 528 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,878 he couldn't, he couldn't organize his own briefs. 529 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,797 - Yeah, that's true. 530 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,842 - Anyway, so you, young lady who's not Jenn, 531 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,218 what is your name? 532 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,053 - Leigh Cabot, Mr. Landon. 533 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,138 It's very nice to meet you. 534 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,723 - Nice to meet you. 535 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,849 - I've heard a lot about you. 536 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,810 - And you guys are, uh? 537 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,228 - Leigh's a friend of mine. 538 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,189 She works at the shelter downtown. 539 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:26,649 - Friends. - Yeah. 540 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,236 - Okay. Well, when do we eat? 541 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:37,035 So, you're goin' to college, huh? 542 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,703 Boy, you better be. 543 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,163 I sent you a hundred bucks for graduation. 544 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,581 Then I couldn't figure out how to log in 545 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,742 to watch the ceremony. 546 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,835 - I've been thinkin' about art school. 547 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,546 Kinda. Sorta. 548 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,589 - Kinda sorta? 549 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,926 You wanna draw or somethin'? 550 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,219 - Graphic design. 551 00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,721 Maybe. 552 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,934 It is the PA College of Art and Design. 553 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,061 - Let me tell you something, Chris. 554 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,687 The longer you wait, 555 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:07,008 the faster the sand runs through the hourglass. 556 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,567 What about you, young lady? 557 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,736 - I'd love to one day, sir. 558 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:15,114 Right now I'm focusing on starting a business. 559 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,783 - Starting your own business. 560 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:18,701 Now that's a good idea. 561 00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,869 What's your passion? 562 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,205 - It's silly, but... 563 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:27,752 I love dogs, and I wanna start dog walking 564 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,713 and doing dog sitting services. 565 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:33,049 I just need to save up some money, 566 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:37,096 and I'm going to do this right. 567 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,977 But college is part of the plan, too. 568 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,938 Who needs it? 569 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:47,982 This oughta be fun. 570 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,608 - Okay, who's at the door? 571 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:51,776 I'm rockin'! 572 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:52,777 - It's Mandy and her brood. 573 00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:53,858 Get ready to rumble. 574 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,328 - Merry Christmas! - My aunt and uncle are here. 575 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:03,788 Oh, Daddy, oh my god! 576 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:04,914 - How are you? 577 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:06,791 - Hey, Jim. How's it goin'? 578 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,002 - Did Santa make an early Xanax delivery to your house? 579 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,129 - Warm as a cry for help, Dad, as always. 580 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,255 - He looks like the unabomber. 581 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,299 - Matt, Mandy, this is Jenn. 582 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,341 - Oh. - Hi. 583 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,942 - Hi. - Oh! 584 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,179 - Hey, man, what'd you do? 585 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,931 Get her in the mail from Russia? 586 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,143 Or one of those 90-day television programs? 587 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,939 Chris! 588 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,024 This is my friend Leigh. 589 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,151 Uh, Leigh, that's my Aunt Mandy. 590 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,819 - Hi. - Hi. 591 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:35,945 - Hey, Chris. - How you doin', buddy? 592 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,226 - He never fails to disappoint. 593 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:48,709 - Now she's your version of a nerdy bookworm? 594 00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,211 I don't wanna know where I rate. 595 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,009 - I guess a lot can change in three years. 596 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,345 - Kelli. 597 00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:07,686 - Hi. - Oh my god. 598 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:08,687 - Hi. - Hi! 599 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,855 - Where's Cole? 600 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,690 - He's still outside. 601 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,859 That dummy dropped the presents all over the ground. 602 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,195 - That kid has been on my shi-naughty list 603 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,696 for the last year. 604 00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:19,740 You have no idea. 605 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,200 - Oh my god. 606 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,869 You look absolutely stunning in that dress. 607 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,330 And your hair? Oh my god. 608 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,707 You are gorgeous. OMG. 609 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:30,917 I love you. 610 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,251 You are perfect. 611 00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,252 You are! 612 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:38,091 - She speaks in exclamation points. 613 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,717 - You did good, Uncle Jim. 614 00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:41,344 - Oh! - She is awesome. 615 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,346 - Hey, I think you've been watching too much 616 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:46,015 of that TikTak or whatever it is that dumb kids 617 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,016 watch on the internet. 618 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:49,894 - TikTok, Grandpa. 619 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,270 - CrepeCrap. 620 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:52,939 - Actually, I have my own channel. 621 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,941 - She's been making good money with endorsements. 622 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,901 She just might have a career. 623 00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:58,903 - Well, make all the money you can, kid, 624 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:01,224 'cause when your looks are gone, you're done. 625 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:06,369 - Uncle Pat? 626 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,002 - Oh for god's sake, it's the kid. 627 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:12,458 You want an engraved invitation? 628 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:13,460 Get in here. 629 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,923 - Hi, Grandpa. Merry Christmas. 630 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,133 - Yeah, I got more gifts in the car 631 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,051 when you put these away. 632 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,051 Come on. 633 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,812 I'm rockin'! 634 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,231 - Whoa! Everybody hold the phones. 635 00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:37,442 I got to know what is goin' on 636 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,445 with the goofball next door sittin' on the front porch 637 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,822 rockin' in a rockin' chair. 638 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,909 - Hello, pot. I'm kettle. You're black. 639 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,998 - Oh, that's just Jack next door, Uncle Matt. 640 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,833 He likes to rock in his chair. 641 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,835 I could only wish to be as happy as him. 642 00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:56,961 He's nice. 643 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,282 - Well, he looks like a martian. 644 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:02,925 Hey, Jim, what you say you let me walk around the house 645 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,926 a little bit and scope the place out? 646 00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:06,971 - Be my guest. 647 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,308 - I am your guest, Jim. 648 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:11,476 I mean, what do you mean by that? 649 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,797 What are you trying to say here? 650 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,106 - Nothin'. Just means go ahead, Matt. 651 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,941 - Mmm-hmm. 652 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,982 Yeah, it all looks under control here. 653 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:37,502 He wants to make sure the house isn't bugged. 654 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:41,172 - Well, I guess you shouldn't show him these, huh? 655 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:44,342 OMG! 656 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,844 Digi sunglasses? 657 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,222 I want those. 658 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:51,225 Like, you don't understand. 659 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:57,980 - All right, well, I better get dinner started. 660 00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,066 - Uh, can I help? 661 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,150 - Sure. 662 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:03,269 I'm coming, too. 663 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,744 - Don't forget Grandpa's presents. 664 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,541 - It's been a long lockdown. 665 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,583 - You have no idea. 666 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,598 Oh! 667 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,578 - You should be a guest on my show. 668 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,079 - Jenn? - Mmm. Mmm-hmm? 669 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,914 - My god, I would love that. 670 00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:58,374 You could make some big money. 671 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,458 - Wow. 672 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,127 - And you. 673 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,421 I want you to glow up on my channel. 674 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,965 I get like all these products for free. 675 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,134 We do this awesome before and after, 676 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,303 and then your glow up blows up my channel. 677 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:14,432 - Um, is there a problem with the way that I look now? 678 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,225 - It's a compliment. 679 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:20,104 She's saying you have potential. 680 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,151 - Okay. 681 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,570 - Honestly, Jenn, you should've just had this catered. 682 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,405 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 683 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:30,990 I didn't want to have people work on Christmas Eve. 684 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,911 - Oh, please, they chose the job. 685 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,287 Are you making homemade applesauce? 686 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,165 - Yeah, just an online recipe I found. 687 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,627 - Oh, Amy used to love to make that. 688 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:45,963 She had this big family cookbook 689 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,341 filled with her favorite recipes. 690 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,968 It's gotta be here somewhere. 691 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,971 - Um, Mandy? 692 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,097 I lied. 693 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,446 - Kelli, stop with those stupid sunglasses 694 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,647 and help your Aunt Jenn, 695 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,368 help Jenn with this applesauce. 696 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:23,376 - Um, okay. Well, the apples need to be mashed. 697 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:25,057 There you go. - Okay. 698 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,346 - You can cook? 699 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,140 - Uh, a little bit, yeah. 700 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,726 - Oh, no, no, no. The cooked apples. 701 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,688 Mash the cooked apples, please. 702 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,025 - I can't get anything on this dress. 703 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:49,026 - Here. I got you. 704 00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:50,237 It's just water. Okay. 705 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,701 - So what's new, Cole? 706 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,245 I mean, besides the obvious. 707 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,580 - Could be better, Grandpa. 708 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:04,542 - Um, what happened with Kelli? 709 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,044 - Yeah, that's an extreme makeover. 710 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:09,214 Matt, you should get one of those. 711 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,427 - Now what exactly you tryin' to say by that, Alf? 712 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,679 - I'm not tryin', I'm sayin' it. 713 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,558 The pandemic was a virus, not early onset dementia. 714 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,768 - It's a long story. 715 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:25,229 I don't really want to talk about right now. 716 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:27,150 - Don't worry. - Your mom will. 717 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,443 - Funcle Pat? 718 00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:32,278 Thank god! 719 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,572 - Here's Pat! 720 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,285 Jesus, Pat. 721 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,786 You look like all the side effects 722 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,705 for a medicine commercial. 723 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,124 - I'm really looking forward to Catch Match Christmas, so. 724 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,542 I'm rockin'! 725 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,463 - Good for you, Jack! Good for you! 726 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:53,133 Well, I'm gonna get a drink and potty. 727 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:58,220 - Merry Christmas, little brother. 728 00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,221 - Hey. 729 00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:04,268 It's, uh, it's been a long time. 730 00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,645 - Uh, this is Jenn, in the flesh. 731 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,272 Hi. 732 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,441 - We've been going back and forth 733 00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,567 through electronic mail. 734 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:12,651 It's good to finally meet you. 735 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,445 - Good to meet you as well. 736 00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:15,766 I've heard a lot of good things. 737 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,491 - Okay. 738 00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,499 - Well, how is life treating you, Pat? 739 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,293 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh. 740 00:51:29,669 --> 00:51:30,669 Uh. 741 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:36,801 Uh, well, actually if you really wanna know, 742 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,137 um, yeah, 743 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,348 Laurie and I are done. 744 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,642 Uh, we broke up for good this summer. 745 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:45,643 So, ah. 746 00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:48,772 I lost my job. 747 00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,149 I can't find a new one. 748 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:56,655 I'm, uh, six months behind on rent, 749 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,324 and my car is about to die, 750 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:01,325 and I 751 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,703 have a boil 752 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:05,704 on my butt 753 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,209 that needs to be lanced. 754 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,171 I think it's infected. 755 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:20,719 - Merry Christmas, Funcle Pat. 756 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,888 - Chris! 757 00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:24,515 Yeah, Funcle Pat. 758 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:25,516 - Yeah, yeah. - Funcle Pat, yeah. 759 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,184 - It's good to see you. 760 00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,894 - Uh, this is my friend Leigh. 761 00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,230 - Don't screw him over. 762 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:34,685 - I get you, Uncle Pat. 763 00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:36,861 I get you. 764 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,240 Who is it? 765 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,575 - What a weird thing to ask. 766 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,660 Hurry up in there! 767 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:47,578 You alone out here? 768 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,207 - No. 769 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,208 They're watching. 770 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,837 - They? They who? 771 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:56,672 - Them. 772 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,926 - What do they want? 773 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,429 - You know what they want. 774 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,389 - I wouldn't know where to start, Alf. 775 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,558 There is so much weird stuff happenin' 776 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,560 in this world these days. 777 00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:10,601 - You don't say? 778 00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:12,439 - The pandemic. 779 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,567 That was all one big distraction. 780 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:17,777 - A distraction from what? 781 00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:20,863 - Aliens. 782 00:53:20,864 --> 00:53:22,698 - Oh, lizard people. 783 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:23,949 - Mmm-mmm. 784 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:24,784 Mmm. 785 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:25,784 The grays. 786 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,789 From the far away land of Zeida Reticuli. 787 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:32,791 - Don't worry, Jack. 788 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,919 Dad's got your back. 789 00:53:38,423 --> 00:53:39,423 - Matt. 790 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,799 Matt, Alf. 791 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,120 You don't even know your own son-in-law's name. 792 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:44,802 - They're watching. 793 00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,601 - Who are you? 794 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,437 - I'm just a man that needs to pee, Jack. 795 00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:55,273 A man that really needs to pee. 796 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:57,650 Mmm-hmm. 797 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,741 - I should've done a background check 798 00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:07,285 when Mandy brought him home. 799 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,788 Oh, I got to pee. 800 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,332 - Hi, guys. 801 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,000 I'm here with my fam making homemade applesauce. 802 00:54:15,001 --> 00:54:16,835 It's like a famous family recipe. 803 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:20,506 And OMG, it's like low-key, the best thing ever. 804 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,800 You're so jealous right now, I know. 805 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:23,843 Merry Christmas! 806 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:28,514 - Look at her go. 807 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,766 Beauty and brains. 808 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,476 Oh, yeah. 809 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,354 - I'm so proud of you! 810 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:55,874 - Phew. 811 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,707 You are working so hard. 812 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,875 Take a load off. 813 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,376 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 814 00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:41,086 This has to be perfect. 815 00:55:41,087 --> 00:55:43,407 - You have a lot to learn about this family, honey. 816 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,090 Alf! Hey! 817 00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:46,425 What the? 818 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,844 - Matthew! 819 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:53,098 What, uh, what exactly are you looking for? 820 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,933 Hmm. 821 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:56,894 - He's checking to see if your pupils react to the light 822 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,729 and turn long like a reptile's. 823 00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,897 - Seriously? 824 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:00,898 - I am serious. 825 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,860 Unfortunately, so is he. 826 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:09,448 - Oh, for god's sake, Matthew! 827 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,116 They're not lizard people. 828 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,952 - Pretty bad when she's the voice of reason. 829 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,788 - Cole, Matthew. 830 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,123 Family meeting right now. 831 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,918 - What did I do this time? 832 00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:24,631 Hmm. 833 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,555 - Well, um, I'm gonna go 834 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,766 anywhere else. 835 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:36,767 - I'll come, too. 836 00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:49,154 - I never knew ginger ale could be used as a cooking hack. 837 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,155 - Oh, yeah. 838 00:56:50,156 --> 00:56:51,490 - Aw, give me a break. 839 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,075 - What? - Not you. 840 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,618 Glasses? 841 00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,161 - One sec. - Really? 842 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:57,789 - One sec. 843 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839 Ew. Reality is gross. 844 00:57:07,465 --> 00:57:09,633 - Jenn, can we help you with anything? 845 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,510 - Sure, um. 846 00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:14,096 Can you start bringing things out to the table, please? 847 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,097 - Okay. 848 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,517 - Thank you. 849 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,989 - It's really tough coming back here with Amy gone. 850 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:35,618 There should've been a service. 851 00:57:37,662 --> 00:57:38,862 We should've been there. 852 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:43,001 - Yeah, well, the pandemic had other plans. 853 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,837 You need another drink? 854 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:50,549 I'm gonna. 855 00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:53,177 - Uh. 856 00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,055 Jenn's a, 857 00:57:58,558 --> 00:57:59,851 a real pretty girl. 858 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:02,519 Nice work. 859 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:05,889 - I know what you think. 860 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,693 - Nah, I don't think you do. 861 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:12,070 - I have a hunch. 862 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:16,533 - Okay, look, we've always been straight 863 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:17,577 with one another. 864 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:19,912 You know me. 865 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,039 One word. 866 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,583 - Go for it. 867 00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:25,584 - Biology. 868 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:29,714 Huh? 869 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:30,715 - Biology. 870 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,760 All right, Jenn's what? 871 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:37,847 She's, uh, 25? Somethin' like that? 872 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,098 - Somethin' like that. 873 00:58:40,099 --> 00:58:41,099 - So... 874 00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:47,064 What are you doing? 875 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,941 Come on. 876 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,235 You're supposed to be the smart, successful son. 877 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,070 - Don't start that. - Oh, come on. 878 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,863 You know Mom loved you more than me. 879 00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:58,033 You're the firstborn. 880 00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,244 I read. I know how stuff works. 881 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,287 - How what works? 882 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:03,872 - Oh, man. 883 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,960 Does, does Jenn want kids? 884 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,628 Do you know? 885 00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,297 Are you going to be changing the diaper 886 00:59:12,298 --> 00:59:15,802 of your second-favorite child when you're 60? 887 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:17,970 - I don't know. 888 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,808 - What about Chris? Huh? 889 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,811 Have you thought about that? 890 00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:27,312 What about your wife? 891 00:59:27,313 --> 00:59:29,648 - Amy? - Amy, yeah. 892 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,276 Yeah, she, uh. 893 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:34,987 She died, man. 894 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:35,989 That's... 895 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,324 Just messed up. 896 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,666 - Yeah, well cancer will do that. 897 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:43,662 - It's just, I... 898 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:50,628 I don't understand how you're always so okay. 899 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:54,673 - My life's a mess. 900 00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:58,010 It's not, it's not fair. 901 00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,137 You know, I just, 902 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:04,141 I look at you and no matter what gets thrown your way, 903 01:00:04,142 --> 01:00:07,769 you always seem to land on your feet. 904 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:08,854 - You don't know the first thing about 905 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,015 what I've been through. 906 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:15,110 I'm just doing the best I can with the one life I have. 907 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:16,987 So you decided to throw yours away, 908 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,269 it doesn't obligate the rest of us to follow suit. 909 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,826 - Hey, Funcle Pat. 910 01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,828 I was just tellin' Leigh here. 911 01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:26,288 Um, do you remember when you drug us 912 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,956 across the backyard in the snowmobile? 913 01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:29,333 Like you tied the kiddie pool to it 914 01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,667 and Mom was really mad? 915 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:32,003 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 916 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:36,132 I had to sell that snowmobile to pay for groceries. 917 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,051 - Okay. 918 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:44,389 - Jim, you're owed two apologies. 919 01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,350 The first one from my husband for calling 920 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:48,060 you all lizard people. 921 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,728 And the second one, from Cole. 922 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,063 - Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 923 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,898 Cole? 924 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,358 - I don't know why I'm supposed to be apologizing. 925 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,068 - For being a little snarky- - It's fine. 926 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,069 It's good. 927 01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,364 We're all happy you're here. 928 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,909 - Let me ask you somethin'. 929 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:04,950 Do you love her? 930 01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,871 - No, we're just friends. 931 01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:10,416 - Well then there can only be one explanation for this. 932 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,086 Now I get it. 933 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,213 There's 147 reasons you don't want Jenn and your Dad 934 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:20,342 to, you know, and between us, I'm with ya. 935 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,103 - I'm not- - Shut up. 936 01:01:23,721 --> 01:01:25,389 - When your grandma died, 937 01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:27,224 I thought I'd never be happy again, 938 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,105 and for a long time that was true. 939 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,896 But then eventually you start to heal. 940 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:35,942 And if you're very lucky, happiness will find you. 941 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,320 - He's not happy. He's delusional. 942 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,405 - If there's a difference between the two, 943 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,446 I've never seen it. 944 01:01:50,915 --> 01:01:53,918 Hey! 945 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:14,518 Oh, really? 946 01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:40,338 - Ah, wanna thank everyone for making the venture out 947 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:43,842 for the first family gathering in over three years. 948 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,011 Jenn and I are blessed by your presence. 949 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,971 Thank you. - Thank you. 950 01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:51,016 Oh, and um, I would like to say something as well. 951 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:54,186 A toast to Amy. 952 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:56,105 It's her recipes, her kitchen. 953 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,260 Without her, none of this would've been possible, so. 954 01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:01,526 To Amy. 955 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:02,527 - To Amy. 956 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,245 - Time for food. 957 01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:39,314 Dad! 958 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:41,358 - Jenn, did you wood chip the Morton salt girl 959 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,526 and sprinkle her in here? 960 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:43,986 - It's like seawater. 961 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,363 - I, I didn't. 962 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:48,198 Kelli made the sauce. 963 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:50,075 - Don't blame her for your lack of supervision. 964 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,869 - You did this on purpose for one of your stupid videos. 965 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:54,412 - What? No I did not! 966 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:56,873 - Not everything is a conspiracy, Cole. 967 01:03:56,874 --> 01:03:59,251 - Lizard people thinks there isn't a conspiracy here? 968 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,877 - I'm sure it was just a simple mistake. 969 01:04:00,878 --> 01:04:02,045 I didn't mean anything. 970 01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:03,380 - My daughter's an angel. 971 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:05,382 She would never disrespect Amy's recipe! 972 01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:07,050 - Do you really think I would try 973 01:04:07,051 --> 01:04:09,219 and ruin Christmas with a prank? 974 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,054 - This is my nightmare. - I'm not Grandpa! 975 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:12,514 - Oh, come on. 976 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,099 You're already dumb. You don't have to act it. 977 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,559 - Oh, she's the one who's typical? 978 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,395 Really? You really wanna go there? 979 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:19,938 Jim! 980 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,099 Enough with the glass. 981 01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:33,368 - I know I heard somethin' up here. 982 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:34,369 Somethin'. 983 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:39,917 We got us a whole lotta maybe somethin'. 984 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,922 Oop! Wait a minute! 985 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,301 - Yeah. 986 01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:52,137 - Excuse me? 987 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,471 - Yeah. 988 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:55,098 I wanna go there. 989 01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,600 You all wanna know why they're mad at me? 990 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:58,476 - Cole, don't you dare! 991 01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,395 Just shut up and drop it! 992 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:03,106 - Why don't you take your own advice, Mom. 993 01:05:03,107 --> 01:05:04,941 I'll tell you all why. 994 01:05:04,942 --> 01:05:08,153 Last summer me and my girlfriend, we got serious. 995 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:11,448 - Serious? How serious? 996 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,452 - About as serious as you can get, Uncle Jim. 997 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,664 - Cole, this is not dinner conversation. 998 01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:21,958 It's Christmas! - Mandy, head it! 999 01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,002 I wanna hear the kid. 1000 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,171 Pass the bread, Leigh. 1001 01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:33,512 - Yeah, that'll work. 1002 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:37,641 - You wanna know what they did? 1003 01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:39,976 Oh, my dear mom got so freaked out 1004 01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:44,314 that she and Dad made me move school districts. 1005 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,483 - You guys moved? - No. 1006 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,651 That's just it. 1007 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,527 They lied to the new school. 1008 01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:51,363 Said they were divorced, 1009 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,658 and then Dad used his brother's trailer as a residence. 1010 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:55,659 - That's illegal. 1011 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,701 Ya think? 1012 01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:58,536 - That's awful. - Right? 1013 01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:01,164 You're not even in the family and you get it. 1014 01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:03,041 - I get you, Cole. 1015 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,001 I really get ya. 1016 01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:07,337 - Took me out of my school where all my friends were 1017 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:10,674 for my senior year. 1018 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:13,719 I lost my friends, I lost my girlfriend. 1019 01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:17,223 I hate everything. 1020 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,390 - Yeah, I got one. 1021 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,560 Ugh. 1022 01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:24,020 Man. 1023 01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:25,021 Ah! Oh! 1024 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:26,690 Ah! 1025 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:31,194 - Mandy. 1026 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:33,029 - He's exaggerating, Jim. 1027 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,572 It wasn't like that. 1028 01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,491 - It wasn't? 1029 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,535 I had to take a bus to Uncle Walt's trailer every day 1030 01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,776 and one of those two would come pick me up. 1031 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,708 - That's major fraud, tax fraud. 1032 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:47,085 Don't you think your reaction was a little extreme? 1033 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,712 - Extreme? Really, Jim? 1034 01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:50,755 He was 16. 1035 01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,716 - It's not like he committed some crime, 1036 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:53,837 but you two might of. 1037 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,179 - It figures you would side with him. 1038 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,220 Huh, what do you mean by that? 1039 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,045 - Well, she's referencing, uh. 1040 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:05,770 I know what she's referencing. 1041 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,439 - None of you know how hard it's been 1042 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,233 for me these last three years. 1043 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,614 - Where I thought I'd find the problem. 1044 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,201 Got myself into a problem. 1045 01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:21,202 Oh! Oh! 1046 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,121 Oof! 1047 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:24,122 Ah! 1048 01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:26,124 - Dogs are better than people. 1049 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:27,417 - Mmm. 1050 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:29,586 You need to meet Leni then. 1051 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,212 Who's Leni? 1052 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,298 - Oh, a dog that I watch at the shelter. 1053 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,466 - Mmm, yeah. 1054 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,551 What? Are we holdin' ya up? 1055 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,429 Please continue. We're all ears. 1056 01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:41,264 - Well. 1057 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:46,311 I'm gonna end up having to leave out of here 1058 01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:48,146 with the whole toilet bowl attached to me. 1059 01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:50,483 Uh! 1060 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,819 - Why can't you be more like your sister? 1061 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:56,654 - You serious? 1062 01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:58,656 At least my girlfriend wasn't like 50 years old. 1063 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:04,287 Mom, she tells you that her money comes from endorsements, 1064 01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:05,830 but really her boyfriend, 1065 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:09,334 her 50-year-old married boyfriend 1066 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:10,503 is sending her money. 1067 01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:13,463 - He's lying. 1068 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,131 None of this is true! 1069 01:08:15,132 --> 01:08:17,133 He's just trying to draw attention away 1070 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:18,593 from his screw ups. 1071 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,512 - Well let me see your phone then. 1072 01:08:19,513 --> 01:08:20,804 - No. 1073 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,180 Kelli? 1074 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:23,640 - Mommy. 1075 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:24,641 Mommy! 1076 01:08:30,689 --> 01:08:33,442 - Well, don't want it to go to waste. 1077 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:40,865 - Maybe before I go home I could stop over and meet Leni. 1078 01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,700 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 1079 01:08:42,701 --> 01:08:45,454 - Uh, uh, would you, would you wanna walk him? 1080 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,704 - I think I would. 1081 01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:50,334 - Well, can't get any worse. 1082 01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:54,462 Wow. 1083 01:08:54,463 --> 01:08:55,713 Just wow. 1084 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:56,840 I'm so sorry. 1085 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,716 - Oh, don't be. 1086 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:02,388 Chris warned me that things could go south today. 1087 01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:05,196 It's fine. - Yeah. 1088 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:09,894 I forced everybody together. 1089 01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:13,314 I thought it was gonna be a good thing. 1090 01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:14,567 And turns out it's not. 1091 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:18,903 - Don't say that. 1092 01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:21,573 I mean, so yeah, I mean, 1093 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,701 the applesauce was a mess, 1094 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,538 but that's not the end of the world. 1095 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,418 And you did such a good job getting everyone together. 1096 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:37,882 I mean, family is so important. 1097 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:41,718 - Yeah. 1098 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,763 Should've spent the night with your family. 1099 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,515 Bet they're totally normal. 1100 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:49,851 Well. 1101 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,729 Hey, I think the power's out. 1102 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,398 - Perfect time for the Christmas Cage Match. 1103 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:17,295 Okay, so we all know the rules, but for newcomers, 1104 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,964 the gifts are put into that box. 1105 01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:24,970 First player gets a gift out of that box, opens it. 1106 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,972 Second player can either steal that gift 1107 01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:31,476 or get another gift out of the box. 1108 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:33,645 And there are some clunkers in there, 1109 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,981 but as always, there's some treasure. 1110 01:10:37,816 --> 01:10:39,318 2,000 big ones. 1111 01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:52,786 So it's like White Elephant? 1112 01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,793 - We call it Christmas Cage Match. 1113 01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:57,794 - Why is that? 1114 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:01,339 - You'll see. 1115 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:03,968 - Okay, who's the first player? 1116 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:34,372 - Where? 1117 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,791 I saw it! 1118 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,696 Okay. 1119 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:48,739 - Thanks, Grandpa. 1120 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,621 - No. Why? 1121 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:57,955 - Pull it together, soldier. 1122 01:12:57,956 --> 01:12:59,750 You still got a war to fight! 1123 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:01,876 - Please. 1124 01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,702 Can't your husband buy you alcohol? 1125 01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:11,428 - Oh, thanks, Mom. - Oh, come on. 1126 01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:16,141 - Ew! What is that? 1127 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,618 - Oh, look at this. 1128 01:13:35,619 --> 01:13:40,624 You shouldn't have. 1129 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,502 Huh. 1130 01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,463 It sees you while you're sleeping. 1131 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,885 - That's just, that's so last year. 1132 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,510 - Did Kelli get two gifts? 1133 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,805 - I, just don't worry about it. 1134 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,767 - It's my turn now, right? 1135 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:02,478 Hmm. Oh. 1136 01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:04,147 - No! - Oh, I don't think so! 1137 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:05,690 This was her gift. 1138 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:06,691 You may take this. 1139 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:07,859 - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1140 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,485 Don't shush me! 1141 01:14:09,486 --> 01:14:10,653 - I'm not interested in what you think! 1142 01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:11,821 You're not playing by the rules! 1143 01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:12,822 I don't care! 1144 01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:13,990 - You're not playing! 1145 01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,700 Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! 1146 01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:20,955 The money's mine! 1147 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:24,542 - Most traditions are lame, but this one just, 1148 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,836 this one's worth holdin' onto. 1149 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,144 - Ah, he bit me! - Are you okay? 1150 01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:44,645 - He assaulted me! 1151 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:45,730 Hush, my dear 1152 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,690 Hold your peers 1153 01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:51,903 Be here in this warm embrace 1154 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:54,530 Heed my words 1155 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,657 Hear this song 1156 01:14:56,658 --> 01:15:00,703 Let my love make you strong 1157 01:15:00,704 --> 01:15:04,916 There's no need for this heartache tonight 1158 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:09,754 There's no reason to shut out the light 1159 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:14,008 There's no need for us to argue and fight 1160 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,053 'Cause we are together 1161 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:22,059 And baby it's Christmas tonight 1162 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:27,104 Oh 1163 01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:32,110 It's Christmas tonight 1164 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:36,280 Oh 1165 01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:39,785 It's Christmas tonight 1166 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:55,132 With everyone fighting over White Elephant, 1167 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:59,303 I realized that no one wants to talk about 1168 01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,098 the elephant in the room. 1169 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936 I didn't know Amy, 1170 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,982 but I feel like I do. 1171 01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:14,653 She's everywhere in this house. 1172 01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:20,909 And though I've only see one picture of her, I, 1173 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,622 I can't help but think that 1174 01:16:27,165 --> 01:16:29,668 she would've been the mom that I always wanted. 1175 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,136 I don't have a family. 1176 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:44,641 I sleep on a mattress in a basement 1177 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:51,023 off of the charity of people that I pretend are my friends. 1178 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:58,697 I would love to have a family like all of you. 1179 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:03,994 I would love to have a mother like Amy 1180 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,162 or Mandy 1181 01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:10,207 or Jenn. 1182 01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,214 You're angry, 1183 01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:20,051 and I get it. 1184 01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:21,844 I'm angry, too. 1185 01:17:21,845 --> 01:17:24,014 Not for the same reasons, but it's, 1186 01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:27,684 it's Christmas, 1187 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:34,232 and we're all pretty lucky to be here together, tonight. 1188 01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:39,820 Chris. 1189 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,866 She was your mom. 1190 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:47,245 I can't imagine what it must've been like 1191 01:17:48,872 --> 01:17:50,999 not being able to say goodbye to her. 1192 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:54,753 - I, I miss her every day. 1193 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:09,851 She was your daughter. 1194 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:15,107 That's not how it's supposed to happen. 1195 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:21,029 A parent should never have to lose their child. 1196 01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:31,456 She was your sister. 1197 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:34,918 I would be mad, too. 1198 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:38,422 You loved her. 1199 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,221 She was your wife. 1200 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:49,141 The mother of your son. 1201 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,061 I'm so sorry, Mr. Marsh. 1202 01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:01,278 I'm so sorry you lost her. 1203 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,450 None of you 1204 01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:10,747 got the closure that you deserve. 1205 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,418 The pandemic robbed all of you of that. 1206 01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:22,966 It stole something from all of us. 1207 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:29,306 Something much more important than a wad of money 1208 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,808 in a pile of gifts. 1209 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:39,858 You were owed better, 1210 01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:43,361 and so was Amy. 1211 01:19:45,363 --> 01:19:47,866 Maybe it's time to steal it back. 1212 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:14,016 - When my girls were little, 1213 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:15,937 I could protect them from anything. 1214 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:19,147 When Amy needed me the most, 1215 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,192 I couldn't protect her. 1216 01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:26,529 I couldn't even be there for her. 1217 01:20:26,530 --> 01:20:27,864 I couldn't hold her hand. 1218 01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:35,872 I couldn't even tell her I loved her. 1219 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,001 I miss her every day. 1220 01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:44,506 I know you do, too. I know we all do. 1221 01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:49,336 I love you, too, Mandy. 1222 01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:53,557 I don't tell ya enough, but I love you. 1223 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:39,311 - Amy was everything to me. 1224 01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:44,064 We met in college and I fell in love with her 1225 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,232 the moment I cheated off of her 1226 01:21:45,233 --> 01:21:46,985 for our political science exam. 1227 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,449 I remember when Chris was born, 1228 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:54,951 when they handed him to her. 1229 01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,246 I knew in that moment that she was put on this earth 1230 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:00,367 to be that kid's mom. 1231 01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:06,253 When he turned one she wrote a poem 1232 01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:09,132 for his first birthday and had it published in the paper. 1233 01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:13,261 She wasn't Emily Dickinson, but. 1234 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:16,637 You remember it? 1235 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:21,603 "Our son is one today. 1236 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,608 He is my life, my world, come what may. 1237 01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:31,529 I will watch him grow 1238 01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:37,535 and listen to every word he'll say. 1239 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,706 One day he'll become a man and go away, 1240 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:47,504 but for now our son is one today." 1241 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:52,717 Hardest closing argument ever. 1242 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,709 Jenn. 1243 01:23:28,211 --> 01:23:30,411 You've done nothing but show respect to Amy. 1244 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,093 We're all here because of you. 1245 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,387 None of this would be possible 1246 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:42,100 without your amazing, caring, loving heart. 1247 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,061 You deserve a lot more attention 1248 01:23:46,062 --> 01:23:47,382 than what you've been getting. 1249 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:55,112 Hasn't been easy, and I know that. 1250 01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:56,113 I'm sorry. 1251 01:23:58,241 --> 01:24:01,285 But I'm in awe of your strength and courage, 1252 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:05,372 and you brought happiness into my world 1253 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:07,333 when I didn't think it was possible. 1254 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:13,630 Jenn. 1255 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:23,599 I lost the ring, so use your imagination, but. 1256 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,600 - My god, Jim. 1257 01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:28,103 - Wait. 1258 01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:49,706 - What do you say? 1259 01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:52,461 - Uh. 1260 01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,506 Uh, no. 1261 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,427 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1262 01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:03,473 Jim, I love you. 1263 01:25:05,141 --> 01:25:07,435 But, um, not now. 1264 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,146 And maybe not ever, 1265 01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:12,816 but, uh, that's okay. 1266 01:25:14,692 --> 01:25:18,655 I mean, this family obviously needs to grieve, 1267 01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:21,199 and you all deserve that. 1268 01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:29,164 And I'll never replace Amy. 1269 01:25:29,165 --> 01:25:32,877 We need to know if that's what's been going on here. 1270 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:38,216 And I'm not your mom, I know. 1271 01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:43,178 But I also know that she would be very proud 1272 01:25:43,179 --> 01:25:45,181 of the man you're growing up to be. 1273 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,561 I'm sorry. 1274 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:55,859 I love you, Jim. 1275 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:08,203 - Here. 1276 01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:10,164 Use that to get back on your feet. 1277 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,333 - Okay. Shh. 1278 01:26:13,334 --> 01:26:14,334 - Okay. 1279 01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:19,381 - What would you think if I adopted Leni? 1280 01:26:19,382 --> 01:26:21,425 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1281 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,718 - I haven't had a date in 20 years, 1282 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:24,845 and dogs are chick magnets. 1283 01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,430 You always see all these single ladies 1284 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,390 at the dog park, and if they see me with Leni, 1285 01:26:28,391 --> 01:26:29,558 they're gonna think, oh my gosh, 1286 01:26:29,559 --> 01:26:30,934 I guess he's not terrible. 1287 01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:32,895 - I mean, I would love that. 1288 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:36,773 I'd miss him a little bit, but he'd be in a good home. 1289 01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,609 - Well, you'd still see him 'cause I need 1290 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,527 a dog sitter once in awhile. 1291 01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,945 - Right. 1292 01:26:41,946 --> 01:26:43,946 I haven't started my business up yet. 1293 01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,700 - Well, I could be your investor. 1294 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,911 I can help you get it up and running. 1295 01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,456 - I, I can't accept that. 1296 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:54,750 - You know, my late wife used to say 1297 01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:56,460 if someone gives you a wonderful gift 1298 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,422 and you're embarrassed, just say thank you. 1299 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:02,557 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1300 01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:08,263 Merry Christmas! 1301 01:27:08,264 --> 01:27:11,475 - So, uh, what'd I miss? 1302 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:15,730 Merry Christmas! 1303 01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,734 - Merry Christmas, Jack! 1304 01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,486 Merry Christmas! 87435