Original subtitles

Thanks, Girls.

Ooh, That Look Is Totally The Bomb.

Badabop, Badabop,

Badabop-Bop Boring.

Hey, "Rosemont High School."

[Gasps] "Jennifer Walters... Cordially Invited...

10-Year Reunion... The Ninth Of--" Wait.

Hey, Jen, Did That Component Come?

Um...Is This For That Gamma Wamma Thingy

You're Wiring Together For Me?

Heh. The Gamma Particle Detector. Yeah.

W-Wait A Minute. Why? Did You Have Another Weak Spell?

Um, Just A Teensy One.

Well, Let's Get Moving. Where's Your Car?

What Do You Mean? It's Right--

Ohh, What's With This City?

There.

No Perp's Gonna Bag My Ride Without Donating Some Teeth.

I'll Cut Him Off At Pass Avenue.

Please, Dr. Banner, Don't Rush Off,

Especially Since I've Gone To All The Trouble

Of Distracting Your Bothersome Cousin.

Leader. What Do You Want?

Simple. You Strapped Into My Power-Transfer Unit.

Abomination. Rrr!

No!

Rrraaahhh!

d Hulk d

d Hulk d

d Incredible Hulk d

d Hulk d

d Hulk d

d Incredible Hulk d

d Hulk d

d Incredible Hulk d

Grr!

Rrraaahhh!

Rrr! Unh.

[Groaning]

He's Still Conscious, You Scaly Lummox.

Do Something Before He "Hulks Out."

Unh. Too Late. That Fuse Is Lit.

Well, This Little Sortie

Is Obviously Now Doomed.

Rrrr!

Unh. Unh.

Bogus. Can't Believe I'm Still Winded.

Gargoyle: Get Out Of My Way!

[Yells]

Aah.

Ooh.

Spill It, You Little Toadstool.

[Gulps]

Pardon My Flushed Gray Pallor, My Dear She-Hulk,

But You Have A Certain Amorous Effect On Me.

Don't Go There, Gargoyle.

But You've Got Me Blushing And Gushing Like A Schoolboy, And I--

Fine, Romeo. Then Try Gushing The Truth.

Unh.

Oh, You'll Never Force That Out Of Me,

Especially Now,

Since I've Noticed A Certain "Drop"

In Your Gamma Power.

Unfriendly Warning, You Little Wart--

Avoid That Subject.

In Fact, I Bet I Was Getting Quite Heavy.

I Said Can It, Gargoyle! Unh!

Ok, Ok, I'll Tell You.

But Only Because We're Bonding.

It Was A Wild-Goose Chase.

Banner Is Who We Wanted.

This Is What We Call A Situation Green.

Rrrr!

[Groans]

Don't Worry. I Can Still Take Him.

Hitting His Fist With Your Face

Has Assuredly Been A Novel Strategy.

Rrrr!

Aahh!

[Thud]

Now You!

No Need For Your Brutish Methods And Infantile Insults.

I'm Leaving,

But We'll Soon Meet Again. Rrrr!

Rrrr!

Easy, Hulkster.

Take A Little Chill Lesson From Your Loving Cousin.

Jennifer?

Ooh, Seems You Been Rockin' And Knockin'

This Block Party To Pieces.

Big Bash. Yeah.

Obviously. But We'd Better Jam.

Cops Can Be Major Party Poopers.

Come On, Give A Girl A Lift.

That Way, James,

And Don't Spare The Hamstrings.

Rrrr!

[Grunting]

Leader: Gargoyle!

Whoa!

Gargoyle!

What Is It?

We've Lost Their Trail. Go Find Them.

"Rosemont High School."

Ahh, Fear Not, My Frustrated Leader.

I Believe I Know Just Where They're Going.

Sorry, Big Fella.

Though My Folks Know About You,

Inviting You In For Morning Coffee

Would Be Kind Of Pushing It.

Hmm.

Party Poopers Live Here?

Just One. Dad.

But He Has His Good Days.

Mom.

Dad.

I'm Home!

House Too Small.

So Once Bruce Saved Me

With That Blood Transfusion,

Voila,

She-Hulk Took Center Stage.

D-Does That Mean

You Rampage Through Towns

And Destroy Lives Like--

Like That Hulk Freak

Bruce Turns Into?

Dear, Be Nice.

Bruce Is A Victim,

And Jennifer Here Is Obviously--

Anything But A Victim,

For The First Time In My Entire Life.

[Yawns] Now, At The Moment,

My Green Blood Seems To Be Running Like The Tortoise And Not The Hare.

And Those Beautiful Brown Eyes Of Yours Look So Tired.

Maybe You Should-- Brown?

They're Supposed To Be Green.

What Is Happening To Me?

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

We'll Seal Off The Entire Town.

Unload The Battle Drones.

Weapons Test.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

This Time...

We Get What We Came For.

Ahh, Green Again.

I Don't Get It.

Bruce Had Better Figure This Thing Out Fast.

At The Risk Of Sounding Like A Doting Mother, Dear,

Maybe You Should Get Some Rest Before The Reunion.

[Yawns] Yeah, I Think I Will.

I Think You Ought To Go See The Doctor.

Thanks, Dad, But Bruce Is On Top Of It.

He'll Be Dropping In As Soon As He Can, Uh...

Lighten His Load A Bit.

No Sign Of Dr. Banner,

Yet You Are Moving Into Position.

Your Pitiful Fascination

For That Glamorized Nuisance, She-Hulk,

Had Better Not Have Anything To Do With This.

Oh, No, No, No, My Leader.

Banner Is The Goal.

Banner Is Always The Goal.

You'll Do Well To Remember That.

I Demand Success.

So Says--

Heh Heh. Please.

I'd Rather Listen To, "Hulk Smash, Hulk Bash,"

Than To Hear That Moldy Mantra One More Time.

[Moans]

Hey, It Is The Tree House.

It Wasn't Just A Dream.

Been A While Since You Been Up In The Old Fort, Eh, Cuz?

Yeah. I Can't Believe It.

Do Your Folks Know I'm Here?

I Should Go See Them. It's Been So Long.

Best You Get A New Attire Before Paying Them A Visit.

Heh Heh. You Know What I Mean?

Heh Heh. Right.

Now...Where Did I Put My--

Wallet? And While You're Out,

Mind Picking Up Whatever You Need

For That Gamma Particle Doohickey Of Yours?

Jen, How Bad Is It Getting?

Well, My Green Heels Are Dragging,

And My Green Eyes Are Bailing.

I'd Say I've Had Better Days.

I'll Get Right On It.

Now You Just Take It Easy, Ok?

No Way. Right Now, It's Time For This Gamma Bombshell

To Make One Rockin' Reunion Entrance Of The She-Hulk Kind.

[Music Playing]

[People Chattering]

Oh, Look. Remember Her,

Jennifer Something Or Other?

Total Tomboy.

Low Numbers On The Coolness Chart.

Yeah, Totally.

Voted "Most Likely To Remain A Wallflower."

Whatever Happened To Her?

This Wallflower Has Bloomed Tall, Lean--

Ha Ha Ha--

And Evergreen.

Now Pump Up The Volume, M.C., And Let's Get Down.

[Dance Music Plays]

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

Who's She Trying To Impress

With That Pathetic Body Paint?

Well, Your Husband, For One.

[Murmuring, Whooping]

[Crowd Cheers]

Ahh, Whew!

Cream Soda, Please,

With A Mint Twist.

You Got It.

Heh. No More Soda For You, Young Lady.

Now Come On. We Gotta Find Out What's Wrong With You.

Leaving Early's Not My Usual M.O.

Ahh, But Right Now, I Am Feeling Totally Stomped.

Good. 'Cause I Got The Gamma Particle Detector Finished.

I Just Need That Module That Came In The Mail.

It's Still In The Car.

I'll Meet You There.

Rrrr!

Unh.

Unh. Ooh. Ohh.

[Grunts]

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

At Least You Knocked Him Out This Time.

We Got What We Came For.

Now Let's Pack Up The Drones And Head Out.

Not Yet.

Because Right There Is What I Came For--

Bruce!

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

That Stunning Vision In Green.

The Leader's Orders Are Clear.

The Leader Can Go Wax His Head,

For All I Care.

Ogress, Come With Me.

Oh, I Ain't Taking The Blame For This.

Ohh...

Unh. Unh.

[Grunting]

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

Gotcha!

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What's The Matter, Hulkstress,

Not Taking Your Vitamins?

Don't Try To Be Witty.

You Don't Have The Brain Cells For It.

Heh Heh Heh.

I Adore A Good Acid Tongue.

You Again, Rumpelstiltskin.

I'm So Flattered You Remember,

Especially In Light Of The Proposal I'm About To Make.

Here's A Proposal--

You Keep Talking, And I'll Start Barfing.

Ahh, You Really Shouldn't Dismiss Me So Readily,

Because I'm The Only One

Who Can Solve Your Obvious--

How Shall We Say--

Energy Crisis.

Yeah? Like How?

That's Where The Proposal Comes In.

I Return You To The Healthy, Emerald Luster We Both So Adore

And You Pledge Your Undying Love For Me.

Please, You Vertically- Challenged Tree Stump.

Give Me Some Credit For Having Taste.

Heh Heh Heh.

I'll Expect Your Answer Within The Hour.

And It Better Be The One I Want To Hear.

[Grunting]

[Laughs]

No, Jennifer, We Haven't Seen Bruce.

Your Father's On Patrol Tonight.

You Want Me To Have Him Keep An Eye Out?

Yeah, Mom. Thanks.

Though It Doesn't Matter Anymore.

This Gamma Tide Is Going Out.

[Sighs]

Well, Hello There, Old Friend.

You're Looking Better Than I Remember.

[Gasps] Heh Heh Heh.

It Seems You've No Choice But To Accept My Offer Now.

Seems You're Wrong.

'Cause Guess What, Gargoyle.

I Got Reacquainted With Someone Tonight--Me.

Bah! Drop The Facade.

You'll Never Be Happy Like This.

Let Me Restore You.

It Ain't The Package, It's The Person.

Too Bad You're More Of A Toad On The Inside Than The Out.

You Might've Had A Chance.

If You Will Not Come By Choice,

Then You Will Come By Force.

[Beeping] Battle Drones, Take Her.

And Rip This Town Off The Map While You're At It.

Some People Just Can't Handle Rejection.

Unh. Oh, Yeah. Green Or Not,

I'm Still In The Zone.

What The...

Jennifer, Look Out.

[Grunting]

Gargoyle, You Lovesick Renegade,

I'm Taking The Cargo.

You're On Your Own.

What?

No-O-O-O-O!

I'm Hulking...

Out!

Rrrr!

Rrrr!

I Hate That Guy.

Rrrr.

Rrrr!

Hulk...

Go Help Jennifer.

Unh!

Hmm. Cousin Jennifer Safe?

You Got It, Hulkster. Thanks. Unh!

Grrr! Ahhh!

You Belong To Gargoyle.

Unh. I Don't Belong To Anybody, Sister.

[Murmuring]

Rrrr.

Yah!

You Think This Is Impressive, Guys?

Wait'll The 20th Reunion. Ohh!

[Grunting]

Oh, My! [Grunts]

[Yells]

[Gasps]

Oh, No! Look Out.

Oh!

[Gasps] Back To Being Big, Bad, Lean, And Green.

Aah!

Unh!

Epic Stunt.

How About A Bumping Soundtrack

To Juice Up This Gamma Whomping?

[Music Plays]

Hey, Hulkster, Having Any Fun?

Oh, A Blast. Yeah.

Ha! Thought So.

Now Gimme One Of Your Alley-Oops, Huh?

Yah!

Yee-Haw!

Grrr!

Gargoyle: Abort! Abort!

Agree To Be Mine, She-Hulk...

Or Suffer More Consequences.

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

What's A Girl To Do, Huh?

That Boy Is Such A Sweet Talker.

Well, What's Up With Me?

Am I Staying Lean And Green, Or Not?

Your Gamma Depletion Seems To Be Due To Chronic Exertion.

Uh, In Other Words--

You Need Some Rest, Dear.

Sometimes Us Doting Mothers

Know What We're Talking About.

Yeah. So, If She Runs Herself Ragged Again...

She'll Have A Relapse.

And Next Time, It Could Be Permanent.

Well, If I Did,

And It Was...

It Wouldn't Be Totally Bunk.

Golden Tan Or Emerald Green,

I'm Still The Same Person.

And Just As Irresistible.

Well, Son, Sorry About The Hulk.

I Got A Bad Habit

Of Judging Books By Their Covers.

Well, We All Do, Uncle Cliff.

They're Never Interesting Until You Look Inside.

Hop In, Encyclopedia Man.

Bye, Bruce.

I Hope You Find The Cure You're Looking For.

Heh Heh Heh.

Bye, Jennifer.

See You In 10 Years.

I Always Liked Her.

Yeah, Tall And Green--

She's Really Got It Goin' On.