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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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as the evidence has shown,
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my client is innocent...
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but someone is responsible
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for the crimes
that were committed,
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and that someone...
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is in this very courtroom.
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Order! Order!
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A warning, counselor.
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Watch the antics,
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or I will hold you in contempt.
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That's funny.
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I could say
the same thing to you,
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because your days
of riding the bench are over.
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Gentlemen?
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Get away from me.
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What are you...
You're not allowed to...
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I'm a judge!
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This isn't the last
you'll hear from me,
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Clint Handsome.
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You won't get away with this.
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Let go!
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I beg to differ.
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This is the Big Apple,
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and justice just took
a bite out of you.
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Cut! Tail slate!
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Happy holidays, everyone!
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Marker 4 kilo,
take 810 tail 1A.
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Hey, welcome home, buddy!
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Aah!
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-Hi, babe.
-Hi.
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That was awesome.
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Thank you!
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How was the trip?
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It was dynamite.
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My dad taught me
how to play pool and poker.
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Dynamite.
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Mm-hmm.
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Can I go check out
craft services?
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Um...
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Please.
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They have, like,
every kind of Cheez-it.
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Right, Mike?
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They do.
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Well, if they have
every kind of Cheez-it...
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Thanks, Mom.
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I love coming here.
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It's really cool.
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Thanks.
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Pool and poker, huh?
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Yup,
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and I think
he also rode a motorcycle.
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Sounds like a successful
father/son trip.
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Yeah. It was.
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It's just, like,
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the second I picked him up
from the airport,
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he was like
"Dad's coming to New York!"
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Well, that'd be great, right?
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If it was actually
gonna happen.
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Zane just says things
without thinking them through.
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I'm sorry. That's hard.
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Yeah, well...
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Hey, you know
what's not hard?
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Hiatus.
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Oh, I honestly could not
be any more excited
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about hiatus...
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unless, of course,
you wanted to reconsider...
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Don't say it.
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The Christmas House.
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Andi, please, I can't.
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I just wanna have
a nice quiet break.
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No expectations, no hoopla.
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No production, no epic disaster.
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What are the chances
of that happening twice?
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Okay,
so here is what happened.
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Last year, I was trying
to out-do
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The Christmas House
to end all Christmas Houses
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from the year before...
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Which is really
a set-up to fail.
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...and I decided
we needed a big Santa
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with reindeer and a sled
on the roof.
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Not like a paper sled.
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No. A sled-sled.
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Not like a paper Santa.
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No. A real live Santa.
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Not paper reindeer.
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No, they were made
of solid iron,
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hand-crafted by
an Austrian artist named Vlad.
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Vlad.
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That's really
where I went overboard.
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I think the roof was
in need of repair anyway,
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so...
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you know, the whole thing
kind of just fast-tracked us.
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But then there was
my mother's house.
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It was kind of a domino effect.
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Right into her living room.
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No one got hurt.
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It was a Christmas miracle.
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All I want is time together,
you, me, and Noah.
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And your parents.
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We will see them
on Christmas, of course.
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And your brother and Jake
and the kids.
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Yeah, but they'll
be next door.
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That is still the plan, right?
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Last I heard, she is
sailing the Caribbean.
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Hey, are you sad your mom
won't be with us for Christmas?
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No, I'm not sad.
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I'm happy for her.
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She's in love,
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and that is the best feeling
in the world.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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Come on, Noah!
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You get enough
at Crafty, buddy?
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Oh, yeah.
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Those Cheez-its were amazing.
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Mike! Mike!
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Mike, Mike, Mike,
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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Whatever it is,
let's talk in January.
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I'm on hiatus.
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No, I realize that, but--
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Kathleen. Vacation.
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It is awesome.
You should try it.
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Deck Those Halls!
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-You're in!
-Deck whose halls?
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-Are you serious?
-Mike, come on!
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What?
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It's that holiday show
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where they, like,
get two celebrities,
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make them decorate their houses
and all that stuff,
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and then Macie Stevens,
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-who Mom loves...
-Who I love!
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Oh.
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...picks the winner!
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On live television.
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On Christmas Eve.
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Huge ratings. Huge!
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And they want you, Mike.
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Well, they didn't
want you at first,
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I'll be honest,
I really had to push,
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but when I told them
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Mike Mitchell
is the King of Christmas--
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You said what?
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They couldn't resist!
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This is so big for us!
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All the promotional materials,
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all the fans,
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and you just have
to do your... your thing.
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What thing?
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The Christmas House thing.
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The Christmas House
is retired.
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You're going up
against Finn Rockland
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from Brooklyn Medical.
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The guy with the abs?
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Keep it together, Cruz.
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Like yours.
You have abs.
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Yeah. Well, thank you
for the offer, Kathleen,
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even though I know
it is entirely self-serving,
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but it's a pass.
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Mike, come on, it's one week.
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Would we all be on TV?
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Absolutely,
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and can I just say,
the camera would love you.
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Okay.
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Winner gets a trophy.
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You love trophies...
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I do love a trophy...
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but...
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have a nice holiday, Kathleen.
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Mike...
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Don't worry. I'll work on him.
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Thank you.
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♪ Old Mr. Kringle ♪
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♪ Is soon gonna jingle ♪
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♪ The bells that'll tingle ♪
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♪ All your troubles away ♪
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♪ Everybody's waiting
for the man with the bag ♪
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♪ 'Cause Christmas
is coming again ♪
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♪ He's got a sleigh full ♪
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♪ It's not gonna stay full ♪
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♪ He's got stuff to drop ♪
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♪ At every stop of the way ♪
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♪ Everybody's waiting
for the man with the bag ♪
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♪ 'Cause Christmas
is coming again ♪
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♪ He'll be here ♪
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♪ With the answer
to the prayers ♪
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♪ That you've made
through the year ♪
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Each one is more exquisite
than the next.
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Aren't you...
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I am.
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But this isn't the magic shop.
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Oh, magic is everywhere,
my friend.
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The moment has arrived?
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I think so.
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I want to ask her
over Christmas.
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It's kind of our time.
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You know, I have been
in here a lot.
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How come I've never
seen you before?
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I go where I'm needed.
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Huh.
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Well, how do you
pick a ring that says
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I almost had you,
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but then I lost you,
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but then I re-found you,
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and now I never want
to let you go?
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I know just the one.
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Wow.
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That looks just like
this necklace I gave her.
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I was going to give it to her
when we were teenagers, but...
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she never takes it off.
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Mike?
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Hey... hey, you. Hi.
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Hi. I was just walking past,
and I saw you.
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I was, um...
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my Mom had a re-sizing thing
that I needed...
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Uh...
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What?
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Nothing.
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Oh, I was just heading
to lunch.
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You wanna join?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Are you sure my Dad
said spot 15?
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50.
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Are you saying 15,
or are you saying or 50?
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Hey, you have
the diaper bag, right?
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Because it's not down here.
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Yeah.
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Ah, found it!
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Nicely done, Bylis.
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What?
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No, we're not doing that.
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We're not smooshing their names.
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I can ship your parents
if I want to.
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They're letting us
use their brand-new car
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when they know
we're gonna return it to them
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smelling like spit-up
and dirty diapers.
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All right.
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We're running behind schedule.
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We need to load up,
hit the market,
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and I've still got an order
to pick up at the wine shop.
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You know your family
loves you
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whether or not you cook them
a four-course meal, right?
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But they love me more
when I cook.
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Yeah, but they don't,
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so let's not go overboard
with preparations.
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Babe, when was the last time
I went overboard with anything?
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All I'm saying is
your family goes big
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so we that don't have to.
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We just get to show up.
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I know.
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I just don't want
this Christmas
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to be about my parents,
or Mike.
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We gotta make it special
for our kids.
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And it will be.
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I just want to make sure
that we're enjoying ourselves,
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so don't get stressed.
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Who's stressed?
I'm not stressed.
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Nobody's stressed.
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It's gonna be great.
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Hit the button.
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See?
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Best Christmas ever.
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Brandon,
those smell so good.
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I'm naming this one after you.
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It's the Ham-some Justice
panini.
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I plan on eating
so much while you're here
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that I won't fit in my wardrobe
when I go back,
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so maybe
they'll rename the character
271
00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:52,750
after your sandwich.
272
00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,458
Clint Hamsome.
273
00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:57,040
Hamsome Justice, NYC.
274
00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,750
Oh!
275
00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:02,625
So I realized she'll eat eggs
276
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,875
if I mix them in
with mashed potatoes,
277
00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,417
but on their own,
she won't touch them.
278
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,125
Oh, well, Noah,
for the first year,
279
00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,917
he didn't eat green peas
without grape jelly.
280
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:10,959
Ugh.
281
00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,166
Billie also loves
pears with ketchup.
282
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,083
Oh!
283
00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:14,625
She does?
284
00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:15,375
Yeah, it's a new one.
285
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,291
Oh, yeah!
286
00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:19,583
Hi! Ho ho ho!
287
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,000
We're back! Look out!
288
00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,417
-Look who's back!
-Hi!
289
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,750
Hi, honey!
290
00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,250
-Hi!
-Look at her!
291
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,667
Oh, my gosh!
Look how big they've gotten!
292
00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:28,667
They're so big!
293
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,166
How was Bora Bora?
294
00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,500
It was fantastic.
295
00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,709
Our hut had a glass floor
so we could see the fish.
296
00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,290
Oh, yeah, we went kayaking
and snorkeling.
297
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,333
Yeah, and we swam
at sunset in the ocean.
298
00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:40,083
Wait, I thought you guys
were coming back last week.
299
00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,040
Well, we were.
We were going to,
300
00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,667
but we were
having so much fun,
301
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,750
we extended the vacation.
302
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,667
What about
your holiday preparations?
303
00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,290
Oh, I thought I told you guys,
304
00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,165
we're going to go
low-key this year.
305
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,417
When you say low-key...?
306
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,458
I mean that beautiful tree
in our living room,
307
00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:53,959
I'm gonna put a star
on top of it,
308
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,875
presents underneath,
and call it a day.
309
00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:57,834
That's not a tree, Mom.
310
00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,709
That's a fern.
311
00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,375
Well, what are
you guys doing?
312
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,500
I think we'll just hang out,
us and the kids.
313
00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,542
Yeah, same here.
314
00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:06,875
Uh, Mike...
315
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,500
What?
316
00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:10,208
We should all be together
on Christmas,
317
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:11,333
don't you think?
318
00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:14,083
I mean, we barely
see these guys as it is.
319
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:15,208
Well, how is that my fault?
320
00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:16,792
I know that last year
was a little...
321
00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:17,834
traumatic.
322
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,208
-Embarrassing.
-Upsetting.
323
00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,083
-Humiliating.
-Okay.
324
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,333
But that house,
325
00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,375
that's where we always
celebrate Christmas.
326
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,542
Just because he owns the house
doesn't mean he has to host us.
327
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:28,917
He's not Santa Claus.
328
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,917
Well, Kathleen did say
he's the King of Christmas.
329
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,667
I think I just threw up
a little bit in my mouth.
330
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,375
She wasn't being serious.
331
00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,542
She was just saying that
to try to get me
332
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,417
to do something
that I don't want to do.
333
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,750
Okay, Mike,
334
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,542
don't you think we should
all discuss this together?
335
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,500
-No.
-Come on.
336
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:44,583
It's such a cool idea.
337
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:45,834
It could be so much fun,
338
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:48,917
and, I mean, Macie Stevens...
339
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000
Macie Stevens?
340
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,583
You guys. Not happening.
341
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,583
Wait a minute, hold on.
342
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,417
Am I missing something?
343
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,875
What is not happening?
344
00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:58,250
You know that show,
Deck Those Halls?
345
00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,333
Yeah.
346
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,709
They want Mike
to do it this year!
347
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:04,250
It would be him against
some guy with, like, abs!
348
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,083
Finn Rockland.
349
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,709
Yup.
350
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,083
And we'd all get to be on TV!
351
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,000
Well, we're pretty booked up.
352
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,208
We do have
our theatre commitments.
353
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,375
Who does?
354
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,375
Your mother and I.
355
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,917
We're doing the holiday play.
356
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,792
It's a world premiere
of You Sleigh Me.
357
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:18,834
Pretty interesting stuff.
358
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,250
We're co-supporting leads.
359
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,458
That's not a thing.
360
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,625
No, it's... it's a thing.
361
00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,250
It's not a thing.
362
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,792
Well, we do have
a lot of lines to learn,
363
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,291
but I'm sure we could
find some time.
364
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:28,875
It's Deck Those Halls!
365
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,375
And Macie Stevens!
366
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,667
If she's gonna be here,
367
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,875
well, I have to make sure
everything is top-notch.
368
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,000
Mom, Macie Stevens
isn't gonna be here
369
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,583
'cause it's not happening.
370
00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,290
Um, as much fun as it sounds
371
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:40,375
to be little elves
372
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,290
in the background
of the Mike show...
373
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:42,709
It's not the Mike show.
374
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,709
This is our family's Christmas.
375
00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:48,083
First one as a family of four.
376
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,290
It's kind of a big deal, so...
377
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,917
sorry, but no. Right?
378
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
I mean, honey,
I'm an architect.
379
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,000
How can I not pitch in?
380
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,417
Oh, come on.
381
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,000
Is this about Finn Rockland
and his abs?
382
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,500
No.
383
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,166
This is about you guys.
384
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,625
It would be nice to see you
working on the same team.
385
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,125
That's something that
I would love our kids to see,
386
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,291
so... I'm in.
387
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,208
Okay, fine.
388
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,834
But everyone has to wear
t-shirts with my bakery logo,
389
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,792
and face the cameras
as much as possible.
390
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,208
And I'm, like, all the way in!
391
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,250
And we already know that I am,
392
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,917
so it's really just you, Mike.
393
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,291
No. No.
394
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,333
Are you in?
395
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,125
Maybe this... will help.
396
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,250
Wow.
397
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,750
You just happen
398
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,542
to have The Christmas House
whistle in your pocket, huh?
399
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,583
Thought you might need it...
400
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,542
for motivational purposes.
401
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,667
Huh.
402
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,208
You know, I entrusted
this whistle to you
403
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:46,583
for a reason.
404
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,166
That's my boy!
405
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,166
Well, I mean,
everyone loves an archway.
406
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,458
Oh, Kathleen is probably
going to want
407
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,917
to interview all of us.
408
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,291
Well, what are we
supposed to talk about?
409
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:17,250
Uh, Christmas traditions,
decorations,
410
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,333
why I'm your favorite son...
411
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,959
But Bill, you know that
you can get long-winded,
412
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,166
so you've got to focus,
all right?
413
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,750
We are in this to win it...
414
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,333
because we have
a family legacy to protect!
415
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,375
Yes.
416
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,834
Mom's right...
417
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,000
and we got one week
to do it, gang.
418
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,290
So what are we thinking?
419
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,208
The indoor-outdoor
Polar Bear Express of '99?
420
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,417
No, no, I'm still feeling that
in my L5-S1.
421
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,917
Okay, that's a hard pass
from Dad.
422
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,417
We could go for
423
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,917
the Rudolph the Red Nose
Romper Room of '95.
424
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,834
Ooh, classic.
425
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,709
Or you could just
create something new.
426
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,250
Just... poof. Out of thin air?
427
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,208
You are Majestic Mike.
428
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,083
Ooh!
429
00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:59,875
Majestic Mike!
430
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,333
We have a huge problem.
431
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,458
Really? You just got here.
432
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,542
Finn is out.
Ski accident, broken ankle.
433
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,291
It's kind of ironic.
434
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:10,917
On TV, he played a medic.
In real life, he needed one.
435
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Life is funny.
436
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,959
Yeah. So is the show canceled?
437
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,333
That is a terrible,
terrible word, Mike,
438
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,166
and I never want to hear it
come out of your mouth again.
439
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,542
We're on...
440
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,208
just as soon as yours truly
441
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,166
comes up with a brilliant idea
to save the day.
442
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,125
I've got calls out
to Becca Barrett
443
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,333
from Port Authority PD,
444
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,291
and Rory Jackson
from Yesterday's Tomorrows.
445
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,333
Now, while we're waiting,
446
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,333
why don't you introduce me
to the rest of the cast?
447
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,250
I mean, family.
448
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,917
Family, right.
449
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,458
Kathleen, this is
my brother, Brandon.
450
00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,250
Ah, I can see the resemblance.
451
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,125
Handsome runs in the family.
452
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,290
Aww. I like her.
453
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,417
And this is Billie,
454
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,792
our newest addition
to the family.
455
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,208
I thought I'd get a head start
456
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,333
on Christmas
decoration organization,
457
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,959
but it appears you already know
where everything is.
458
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,250
Yeah.
459
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,250
Order has always been, like,
a hobby for Mike,
460
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,625
even when we were little kids.
461
00:14:58,709 --> 00:14:59,750
He'd run
up and down the street
462
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:00,917
to all the mailboxes,
463
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,750
organizing people's mail
by size and color.
464
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,959
I think touching other people's
mail is illegal, right?
465
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,959
Not touching. Sorting.
466
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,166
Also illegal.
467
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,375
Well, maybe I wouldn't
have been so uptight
468
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,000
if you weren't so chaotic.
469
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,458
See, Brandon here used to wake
up in the middle of the night
470
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,750
and steal everyone's bedding,
471
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,417
so you would just wake up
confused and freezing,
472
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,875
and sure enough,
there'd be Brandon,
473
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,166
asleep on the kitchen floor
with everyone's sheets.
474
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,500
It's called sleepwalking,
and I grew out of it.
475
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,750
Were you sleepwalking
476
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,166
when you drew a mustache
on my face
477
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,417
in permanent marker?
478
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,333
The night before
seventh-grade pictures?
479
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,125
No, I was awake for that one.
480
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,875
Yeah, no.
481
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:31,125
I hope you grow up
482
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,667
to sleepwalk
with a permanent marker.
483
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:34,917
And if you do,
484
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,500
I'm going to draw you a map
485
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,709
so you can sleepwalk yourself
over to your Uncle Mike's house.
486
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,625
You guys are hilarious.
487
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,208
You guys!
488
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,125
Problem solved?
489
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,542
Solved...how?
490
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:51,040
Brother versus brother.
491
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,667
Handsome Justice NYC star
Mike Mitchell
492
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,250
competing against his brother,
493
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,542
who's a...
what do you do again?
494
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,834
I own a bakery in Colorado.
495
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,792
A baker!
496
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,500
Deck Those Halls,
497
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,291
A Very... Handsome Christmas!
498
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:08,000
Uh, isn't the whole point
to have two... stars
499
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,000
going head to head?
500
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,041
No, this is better.
501
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,458
We don't have
to share the spotlight
502
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:12,792
with another show,
503
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,083
and you're both experts
in The Christmas House,
504
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,041
and he's staying next door!
505
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,000
It's perfect.
506
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,709
And, think about it...
507
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:21,542
everyone loves a rivalry
between brothers.
508
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,083
Cain and Abel. Scar and Mufasa.
509
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,250
Matt and Ben.
510
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,750
They're not brothers.
511
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,166
They might as well be.
And, of course, you'll win.
512
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,875
No offense, but he's
organized people's mail,
513
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:31,750
and he's Clint Handsome,
514
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:32,959
and the King of Christmas.
515
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,875
Just because
he bought the house
516
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,917
doesn't make him
the rightful heir!
517
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,375
Dude, she's kidding about
the King of Christmas thing.
518
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,709
I'm not kidding.
519
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,125
Okay, maybe she's not kidding,
but she should be.
520
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,375
I'll do it.
521
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,458
No, Brandon, I'm gonna
save you from yourself.
522
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,542
We're not doing a brother-off
on live television.
523
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,667
Scared?
524
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,083
Yeah, ooh, terrified.
525
00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:52,583
Then what's the problem?
526
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,792
Well, for starters,
527
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,040
we don't have enough people
or supplies
528
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,040
to do two houses
in less than a week.
529
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,458
We'll hire more PAs,
530
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:58,333
ship in supplies,
531
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,583
contact prop houses.
532
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,750
Yeah, you can use
all the old-school decorations.
533
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,290
I think... I think I'm going
to go fresh and modern.
534
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,040
-Yes.
-In a week?
535
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,458
This sort of
down-to-the-wire drama
536
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,125
is what makes for good TV.
537
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,875
And, Mike, if we don't do it,
they'll just hire other stars.
538
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,541
All that promotion...
out the window.
539
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,834
You really want to do this?
540
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:17,750
Why not?
541
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:20,208
The Christmas House
isn't a Mike thing.
542
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,750
It's a Mitchell thing.
543
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,000
Plus, it'd great publicity
for my bakery,
544
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:28,040
and the chance
to trounce you on national TV.
545
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,959
It's pretty much
a win-win.... win.
546
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:35,250
Okay, well, there is one win
you're not gonna win,
547
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,041
and that's
the most important win,
548
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,500
the one that comes
with a trophy.
549
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,000
Trophy.
550
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,208
So we're doing it.
551
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,667
Enough.
552
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,667
Okay.
553
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,250
And here we go, and camera.
When you're ready, Mike.
554
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,250
Set.
555
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,333
My parents
started The Christmas House
556
00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,542
when we were little kids,
557
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:03,542
and, uh, let me tell you,
it... it was magical.
558
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,041
You know, like, what kid
559
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,667
wouldn't want to spend every day
of the Christmas season
560
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,250
in a holiday wonderland?
561
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,000
You know, there is nothing
562
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,750
like seeing the look
on someone's face
563
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:12,834
when they see
the dancing polar bears
564
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,834
for the first time,
565
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,375
or all of the electric trains,
566
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,500
and now, I guess there's going
to be two Christmas Houses,
567
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,166
right next door to each other.
568
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,542
How about that?
569
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,625
Double the Christmas...
570
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,625
double the... fun!
571
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,166
So fun.
572
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,166
Ah, yes.
573
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,166
I'll be taking this.
574
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,375
These are mine.
575
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guy.
Those are my Santas.
576
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,875
They don't have
your name on them, so, no.
577
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,125
Oh, okay.
578
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,208
All right.
579
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,208
Ooh, these are my penguins now.
580
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,875
Um, those actually
do have my name on them.
581
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,208
Look.
582
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,667
Remember 1993?
583
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,834
Mike set Brandon's stocking
on fire?
584
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:54,875
That was a mistake.
585
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,166
It was, huh?
586
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,417
No, no, no, no.
You're not taking my wreath.
587
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,375
-I don't see you name on them.
-Put those back.
588
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,041
Maybe you better get in there.
589
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,208
Are you kidding?
A guy could get hurt.
590
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,166
Put 'em back.
Put 'em back!
591
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,458
Maybe I should get the hose.
592
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:06,667
We need to go shopping.
593
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:08,875
Would you guys be okay
594
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:09,875
with getting the kids up
from their naps?
595
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,583
And play
with our grandchildren?
596
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,875
-Twist our arms.
-Yeah.
597
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:13,917
Thank you.
598
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,583
This is why I ship Bylis.
599
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,250
Is "Bylis" a thing now?
600
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,375
-Absolutely not.
-No.
601
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,041
It's a thing.
602
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,041
Guard these with Dad's life.
603
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,458
I think we just got
our own hashtag.
604
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:41,959
Ooh.
605
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,458
Ow!
606
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,959
He has no idea how badly
I'm going to deck his halls.
607
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,125
There's a Christmas sentiment
I've never heard before.
608
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,041
Go, go, go, go, go!
609
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:05,834
Aah!
610
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,959
Yes! Yes! We got the trees!
611
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,291
No! Sorry. So sorry.
612
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,458
These are ours.
613
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:20,333
Santa... drop!
614
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,291
My 12-year-old
615
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,959
has never been as competitive
as Mike and Brandon.
616
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:27,291
I'm sorry. I'm talking
about his husband.
617
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,500
No, please.
618
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,166
My two-year-old has
never been so emotional.
619
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,709
And your baby has definitely
never been as exhausting.
620
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,750
No, not even close.
621
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,291
We've reached new lows here
622
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,959
at the Mitchell Family
Christmas House.
623
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:37,959
Day One.
624
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,250
17, 18, 19 Santas!
625
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,834
Oh, come on.
626
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,458
We're doing good!
627
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,083
Hi, these were in my cart,
you little thief.
628
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,125
-Uh, actually, no, they weren't.
-Yes, they were.
629
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,458
Thief? Where's
your holiday spirit, bro?
630
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,834
Really?
631
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,500
What a terrible way
to start the Christmas season.
632
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,250
It's not my fault.
You're being terrible.
633
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,542
I come bearing reinforcements.
634
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,458
Consider them your elves.
635
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,000
Can I say that?
Is that offensive?
636
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,208
What's in the box?
637
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,959
Understated.
638
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,000
Hey, you want to hold it?
639
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,583
It might be your last chance.
640
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,166
Okay, you two with Brandon,
and you two with Mike.
641
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,709
Oh!
642
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,166
Right on time.
643
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,583
The King of Christmas
gets his trees...
644
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,291
delivered!
645
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,208
Work smarter, not harder.
646
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,375
You'll be fine.
647
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,625
Mom!
648
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,709
So, we drew straws
for our parents,
649
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,750
and I got Dad,
650
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,959
which is... it's great.
651
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:43,917
It's great, yeah.
652
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,166
I'm super happy about it.
653
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,208
He's so not happy.
654
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,542
Who got Mom?
655
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:53,542
I got Mom!
656
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:58,166
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
657
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,875
♪ Jingle all the... ♪
658
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,250
♪ Way ♪
659
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,667
♪ Oh, what fun ♪
660
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,875
Hey, Mom?
661
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:05,250
What do you think
about this one?
662
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,375
Oh, I think she's perfect.
663
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:11,583
I'm talking about
the tree-topper.
664
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,083
I'm looking for one
with the most dramatic impact.
665
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,250
The theme of
my Christmas House
666
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,875
is Rockefeller Center
667
00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:19,583
meets the Gingerbread House
of your dreams.
668
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,750
Look at this.
Did you see this one?
669
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:23,000
Did you see this one?
670
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,625
Or I could just
get a pear tree
671
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,709
and stick a partridge in it.
672
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,041
Hmm?
673
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,125
Oh, honey, I'm sure
whatever you choose
674
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,667
will be a show-stopper.
675
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,125
I hope you remember
676
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:34,542
this is supposed
to be fun, right?
677
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,291
What happened
to "in it to win it"?
678
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,291
Oh, we're going to win.
679
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,750
I just said "have fun."
680
00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:43,125
You know how
to have fun, don't you?
681
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:44,917
Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
682
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,834
Blows my mind.
683
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,500
A month ago,
684
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,500
she couldn't even
hold her head up.
685
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,792
Now she can
hold her own bottle.
686
00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:54,333
Yeah, the days are long,
but the years are short.
687
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:57,583
You've got to enjoy
every stage while you can,
688
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,458
You want to go in here?
689
00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,250
Okay. Mm-hmm.
690
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:04,792
How are you doing?
691
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,333
Huh?
692
00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:09,166
Going from one to two,
that's a big change.
693
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,667
Would you believe me if I said
too blessed to be stressed?
694
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,291
Probably not.
695
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,458
It's a lot...
696
00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:18,500
you know, and I don't want
to miss anything.
697
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:19,417
Jake works from home,
698
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,625
so he's around more,
699
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,041
but, you know,
700
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,959
he's just generally a more
balanced person than I am.
701
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,875
Balance.
That's an excellent quality...
702
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:30,208
and so is passion.
703
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,792
You love what you do.
704
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:36,000
Now, when you love your job
and you love your family,
705
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,667
all you really want
are more hours in a day, right?
706
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,875
I think Jake would tell you
707
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,208
that I could spend the hours
that I do have at home
708
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,542
more wisely,
709
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,667
that sometimes,
I tend to get a little--
710
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,709
Obsessive?
711
00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,625
I was gonna say focused,
712
00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:56,083
but sure.
713
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,458
It's hard.
714
00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,000
Nobody does it perfectly.
715
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,834
That whole "it takes
a village" thing,
716
00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:04,583
yeah,
717
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,792
which is why I wish
you lived closer,
718
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:08,333
because I could
just pop in.
719
00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:11,083
I could help with the kids
and I could help at the bakery,
720
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:14,125
and I'm not trying
to pressure you.
721
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,458
I just wish that
we could help more.
722
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,959
We're good, Mom.
723
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:21,959
Thank you, though.
724
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,375
I know you are.
725
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,917
You guys are great partners...
726
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,458
and you're great parents.
727
00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:31,875
I'm not worried about you.
728
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,667
But this one...
729
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,542
needs a diaper change,
dontcha? Mm-hmm.
730
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,166
I'm just happy you're happy.
731
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,917
Okay, well, don't get lost.
Call me.
732
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
And check in.
733
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,000
Okay. Te amo. Ciao.
734
00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:55,208
What are you doing here?
735
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:57,375
I missed you.
736
00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:59,333
Also, I thought
you might be hungry.
737
00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:01,291
Starving. Thank you.
738
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,125
I'm surprised
you could get away.
739
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,834
Yeah, you would not believe
how good those PAs are...
740
00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,458
and they're working on the roof
right now,
741
00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:09,709
and given what happened
742
00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:12,041
the last time
I orchestrated roof decor,
743
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:13,500
I thought it better
I sit this part out.
744
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:14,583
That's a good idea.
745
00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,125
Yeah.
746
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,542
Well, get this.
747
00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,834
I just got off the phone
with my mom.
748
00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:21,125
She wants to sell her house.
749
00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,125
No way.
750
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:23,709
My mother,
moving away from her--
751
00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:25,417
-Family.
-Kitchen.
752
00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:30,333
I mean, if that doesn't prove
that love conquers all...
753
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,250
I love that you never
take that off.
754
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,709
Well, it took you long enough
to give it to me.
755
00:25:34,792 --> 00:25:35,834
The only way it's coming off
756
00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:38,083
is if some other special piece
comes on,
757
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:40,208
and then, maybe, maybe
I will take it off,
758
00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,792
put it in a frame on the wall.
759
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,667
Uh-huh?
760
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,291
Yeah, I should get going.
761
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,375
Uh...
762
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,458
What?
763
00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,083
Nothing.
764
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,041
I don't know
what you think you know,
765
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,417
but you don't know
what you don't know.
766
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,625
You know?
767
00:25:56,709 --> 00:25:58,208
I don't know.
768
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:10,375
What are you doing?
769
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,750
Do you think Mike will notice
if I take this?
770
00:26:15,834 --> 00:26:18,417
Uh, is this the part
where I remind you
771
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,959
'tis the season not to poach
decorations from your brother
772
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:22,625
and to not take
a reality-show competition
773
00:26:22,709 --> 00:26:23,875
too seriously?
774
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,333
Uh, it's not poaching
if it's family property,
775
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,792
and I'm not taking it
too seriously.
776
00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:30,083
I'm taking it just
the right amount of seriously
777
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,709
for hashtag:
Team Brandon to win.
778
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:34,709
Oh, we're Team Brandon now?
779
00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:38,458
Hashtag: Team Brandon.
780
00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:40,375
You're all getting
little buttons.
781
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:50,458
Oof! I could really
use some help with these lights.
782
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:55,250
Man, oh, man,
they are so tangled.
783
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:58,583
Ugh! I wish I knew someone
784
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,291
with the nimble hands
and dexterity
785
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:02,959
of a prolific gamer/
trained magician.
786
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,083
Subtle.
787
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,375
Houston, we've made contact.
788
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,542
Seriously, though,
I could use your help.
789
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,917
So, I was thinking,
790
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,542
what if
we brought back our magic act?
791
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:18,709
A one-night-only
performance out back?
792
00:27:18,792 --> 00:27:19,917
Majestic Mike
793
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,750
and Noah the Nimble
take the stage again?
794
00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:23,875
I'm pretty rusty, so...
795
00:27:23,959 --> 00:27:25,792
Oh, that's what
rehearsals are for.
796
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:26,709
It'll all come back.
797
00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:27,583
It's like riding a bike.
798
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:30,667
No offense, Mike, but...
799
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,500
magic is kind of
for little kids.
800
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,875
Oh.
801
00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:37,792
I'm not really into it anymore.
802
00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:40,917
So, what are you into?
803
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,875
Like, pool and poker
and stuff like that.
804
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:45,625
Right.
805
00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:47,208
Done.
806
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,917
Wow, how did you
do that so fast?
807
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,375
Noah the Nimble.
808
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,625
So, I went back to the shop,
809
00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:08,083
and the guy wasn't there,
810
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,875
and the woman that was
had never even seen the ring.
811
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,500
I don't know.
I feel like I dreamt it.
812
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:13,458
It's weird, right?
813
00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,375
No, what's weird
814
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,458
is you have not yet
popped the question.
815
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,458
What are you waiting for?
816
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,083
I've got a lot
of stuff to figure out.
817
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:23,417
The when, the how...
818
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,625
You know, when I proposed
to your Mom,
819
00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:27,125
we didn't have anything.
820
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,667
We didn't have rings for years,
821
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,125
and yet, those were some of
the happiest years of our lives.
822
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,333
Yeah, I know.
823
00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:35,041
I just...
824
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:36,500
I want the proposal
825
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:38,166
to feel like it lives up
to the rest of it all,
826
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,166
you know?
827
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,166
Like, our second chances.
828
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,000
Our near misses.
829
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,333
Ah, the magic act, huh?
830
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,083
Silly, right?
831
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:48,208
No, no, it's not silly at all.
832
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,041
When two people
create a relationship,
833
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,709
they become a third thing.
834
00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:53,083
You don't give yourself up,
835
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,166
but the two of you
hopefully create something new,
836
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,208
and that creation
has its own perfect energy,
837
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:01,583
and yours and Andi's
is magical.
838
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:02,875
You know?
839
00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:04,667
-Thanks, Dad.
-As a matter of fact,
840
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,917
is there any more romantic time
841
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,959
than the holidays?
842
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,125
I don't think so.
843
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,583
You know, you and your brother
844
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,250
were actually conceived
between Christmas and New Years.
845
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,166
Wow. Let me stop you
right there.
846
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,166
You were New Years, I believe,
847
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,625
but I can't remember
848
00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:20,041
whether it was before or after
the ball dropped.
849
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,500
-Please stop talking.
-TMI?
850
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:22,583
-Yeah.
-Okay.
851
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,583
Mike, I want to get
some footage
852
00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:25,834
of the whole gang
at the Christmas carnival.
853
00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:26,875
Sure.
854
00:29:26,959 --> 00:29:28,125
Great.
855
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,875
My Dad has this exact same one.
856
00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:32,500
He was showing me
how to use it.
857
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:35,333
It is so cool when you, like,
film underwater stuff with it.
858
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:36,500
Hey, Noah!
859
00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:39,041
I know magic's
not your thing anymore,
860
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,208
but what are your feelings
on carnivals?
861
00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:43,542
Yeah, I like carnivals.
862
00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,583
Yeah, I can photoshop this one.
863
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,000
I think they're perfect
the way they are.
864
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,959
There's literally
spit flying out of my mouth
865
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,333
in this one. Look.
866
00:30:05,417 --> 00:30:07,208
Well, it accurately
captured the moment.
867
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,709
Yeah, but is this
the memory we want?
868
00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:11,625
I happen to love
our imperfections,
869
00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,083
and these photos are gonna be
hilarious one day.
870
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:19,625
I just want one of us
looking cute and happy.
871
00:30:19,709 --> 00:30:22,250
How we look is not the issue.
872
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,625
It's how we feel.
873
00:30:23,709 --> 00:30:24,959
Do we feel cute and happy?
874
00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,625
We don't smell cute and happy.
875
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,959
Yeah, as far
as foods on a stick go,
876
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,917
there's just no topping
the corn dog.
877
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,375
Yeah, I mean,
they sound delicious.
878
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,125
I'm really excited to try them.
879
00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:40,291
You're gonna love them.
880
00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,834
Oh, well, well.
881
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:45,875
Ah. Wanna play?
882
00:30:45,959 --> 00:30:47,250
Sure. Wager?
883
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:50,750
Winner gets the title
"King of Christmas."
884
00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,542
Why would anyone want to be
the King of Christmas?
885
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:53,959
Says the King of Christmas.
886
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,208
I can't help it
887
00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:56,583
if other people
see me as royalty.
888
00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:58,667
Oh, gross.
889
00:30:58,750 --> 00:30:59,834
Okay, yep, that's our cue.
890
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,417
Let's go find
Grandma and Grandpa.
891
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,709
Then how are they
going to see me
892
00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:05,875
wipe the floor with his face?
893
00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:06,792
Go ahead.
894
00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:08,208
Back up.
895
00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:09,458
-Okay.
-Give me some space.
896
00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:10,417
I'm backed up.
897
00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,375
Mm.
898
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:16,458
Oh!
899
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:20,291
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
900
00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:23,792
-Oh!
-Oh.
901
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,000
-Go.
-Okay. I'm up. I'm up.
902
00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:28,667
-Yes! Ha ha!
-All right, yeah.
903
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,750
Oh!
904
00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:33,083
-Wait, then...
-Uh, it's a tie.
905
00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:36,542
Huh.
906
00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:37,583
-Darts?
-Yeah.
907
00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:41,709
Ooh...
908
00:31:41,792 --> 00:31:43,208
-You're gonna break...
-Told you.
909
00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:49,041
Wow.
910
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,333
Ha ha!
911
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,041
Well, two apiece.
912
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,041
You guys need a tie-breaker.
913
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,375
Ice maze.
914
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:07,166
All right, here it is.
915
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,083
Whoever completes the maze
in the fastest time
916
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:11,375
wins.
917
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:12,709
You go first.
918
00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:14,875
Age before beauty.
919
00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:16,500
Older and wiser.
920
00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,583
Noah, time me.
921
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,000
On your mark...
922
00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,208
get set...
923
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,208
go!
924
00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:31,458
Where's Brandon?
925
00:32:31,542 --> 00:32:33,542
In the maze.
926
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,875
You guys think
you'll ever outgrow this?
927
00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:37,000
No.
928
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,542
16 seconds.
929
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,750
Beat that!
930
00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:46,417
Okay, Mike.
931
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,208
On your mark...
932
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:49,583
get set...
933
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:50,625
go!
934
00:32:50,709 --> 00:32:52,667
Hunh!
935
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,208
Oof!
936
00:33:25,834 --> 00:33:27,333
Oh!
937
00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:28,375
Come on. Come on.
938
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:31,291
Oh.
939
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,375
Mike, this is my dad.
940
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,625
Hi. Zane.
941
00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:36,709
Hi.
942
00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,917
You're Noah's... dad.
943
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,417
You're here!
944
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,583
Uh, I'm... I'm Mike.
945
00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,083
Oh, yeah, yeah.
946
00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,041
Yeah, I've heard
a lot about you.
947
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,500
Likewise.
948
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:48,792
How did you know--
949
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,041
Oh, I stopped by the house.
950
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,625
One of the crew guys
said you were all here.
951
00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:53,000
Thought I'd surprise Noah.
952
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,166
Dad could come to dinner,
right, Mike?
953
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,250
I want to show him my room.
954
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,667
Of course.
955
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:01,125
Dad, let's go play
whac-a-snowman.
956
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,083
It's so fun.
957
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,875
Okay.
958
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,500
Mike, dynamite
to meet you, mate.
959
00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:07,750
Yeah.
960
00:34:07,834 --> 00:34:09,625
Dynamite.
961
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:12,083
Cut.
962
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,833
That was great. Just great.
963
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:14,958
A real-life soap opera.
964
00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:17,917
Ooh! The audience
is going to love this.
965
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,333
Yes! Yes!
966
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,792
Are you okay?
967
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,583
Did you know he was coming?
968
00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:33,792
I did not.
969
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:40,833
A hair tighter.
970
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,542
Bbbbba. Bbbbba.
971
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,875
...distinctly hard to say
but harder still to do.
972
00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:47,917
Bee ba boo, bee ba bee...
973
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,500
Right into the lens, right?
974
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:51,041
-Right into the lens.
-Okay.
975
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,166
Let me see.
976
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:53,917
Yeah, you're good. You're good.
977
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,583
-Okay.
-Thank you.
978
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,500
I wish I had her every day.
979
00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,834
We first
did The Christmas House
980
00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:02,250
in 1993, I think.
981
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,875
Mm-hmm. The boys were little,
982
00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:05,250
and there was so much
snow on the ground
983
00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:07,709
that they were trapped inside.
984
00:35:07,792 --> 00:35:10,000
So as an indoor activity,
985
00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:14,125
we decided to decorate one room,
but go all out.
986
00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:15,750
We took out all the furniture,
987
00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:16,959
and we made Santa's Workshop.
988
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:18,792
Yeah, they loved it so much
989
00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,375
that we did it again
the next year,
990
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:22,083
and we added another room,
991
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,417
and before you know it,
we were doing the whole house.
992
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,458
-The whole house.
-The whole house.
993
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:26,667
It was so much fun.
994
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,125
So much fun.
995
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,333
Almost as much fun
as You Sleigh Me,
996
00:35:30,417 --> 00:35:32,000
at the Halfway Broadway
Playhouse,
997
00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:33,333
right here in town.
998
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:35,208
Tickets are on sale now.
999
00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:38,291
It's really, really pretty good.
1000
00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:41,625
That's your phone.
1001
00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:43,875
-Oh.
-Sorry.
1002
00:35:43,959 --> 00:35:46,333
Oh. It's Mike.
1003
00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:47,750
-Hello?
- Whatcha doing, Dad?
1004
00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:49,375
Nothing.
1005
00:35:51,834 --> 00:35:52,875
What, Mom? No.
1006
00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:53,959
Oh, my god.
That's my phone.
1007
00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:55,208
-Mom who?
-I'm so sorry.
1008
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:56,417
I'm... I'm really sorry.
1009
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,375
I don't know where it is.
1010
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,250
Oh, thank you.
1011
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,625
Wow, you guys are so good.
1012
00:36:02,709 --> 00:36:03,792
Brandon.
1013
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:05,792
Mom, are you selling
our secrets?
1014
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:06,709
Why can I hear you?
1015
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,375
I'm not even mad.
1016
00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:13,834
I'm just disappointed.
1017
00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:16,917
What does Santa post
on his Instagram?
1018
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,375
I don't know. What?
1019
00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:20,041
Elfies.
1020
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,083
Oh, Bill!
1021
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:25,709
So, Zane, where are you staying
while you're in town?
1022
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,250
Well, I've got a rental
for now,
1023
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,792
but I'm looking
for a place in the city.
1024
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,458
Oh! Looking for a place,
like...
1025
00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:33,333
To live. Yeah.
1026
00:36:35,709 --> 00:36:37,083
You're in finance, right?
1027
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,667
Uh, commodities trading, yeah.
1028
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,875
My focus these days
is energy futures,
1029
00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:43,834
so, you know,
natural gas, solar power, wind.
1030
00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:45,709
Personally, I think ETFs
1031
00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:47,500
are a safer investment
than stocks,
1032
00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,250
and a solid alternative
to mutual funds.
1033
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,959
I... totally agree.
1034
00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,041
Huh.
1035
00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,458
So, how many countries
have you been to now, Dad?
1036
00:36:57,542 --> 00:37:00,792
Oh! Brrt...
1037
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:04,625
I would have to say 158.
1038
00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:06,333
My old job involved
a lot of travel, so...
1039
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:08,542
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1040
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:09,792
Tell them about the shark.
1041
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,917
Oh, no, no, no. No.
1042
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,917
He loves this story.
1043
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,375
So I'm in Australia
overseeing a business deal,
1044
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:20,166
and I'm free-diving
off the Great Barrier Reef.
1045
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,834
That's scuba diving without
the tank, you know, so...
1046
00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:24,667
Anyway, I've been down there
seven, eight minutes
1047
00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:25,792
by this point,
1048
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,875
and out of nowhere,
1049
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:32,291
I just see this blur
just coming at me,
1050
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,250
and instinct just took over.
1051
00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:35,875
I just reacted.
1052
00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:38,125
He punched it.
1053
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,709
Yeah. It was a Great White.
1054
00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,291
A 20-footer.
1055
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:43,458
You punched... a shark?
1056
00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:45,709
Yeah. Right in the snoot. Boo!
1057
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:48,000
Who says "snoot"?
1058
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:51,500
Anything I say like this
is going to sound so great,
1059
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:53,709
even though I'm making up words
as I go along, mate.
1060
00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:54,667
No.
1061
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,000
It swum away.
1062
00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:56,917
No big deal, really.
1063
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:02,667
-Oh, there she is.
-Thank God.
1064
00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,083
Hi, everyone.
1065
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:08,083
Zane, a heads-up
would have been nice.
1066
00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,250
Well, where's the fun in that?
1067
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,792
Yeah, Mom.
Where's the fun in that?
1068
00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:19,250
So I guess Noah
wasn't wrong, then,
1069
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,792
when he said his Dad
was coming to New York.
1070
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:21,709
Yeah, I guess not.
1071
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,250
You okay?
1072
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,834
Yeah, yeah. I'm just...
I'm just a little worried.
1073
00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:31,625
Noah gets his hopes up when
his dad does things like this.
1074
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,375
Well, this is our home,
you know.
1075
00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:34,667
We can set ground rules.
1076
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:38,917
Yeah, I think I just, um,
I need to talk to him.
1077
00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,125
He has a knack for showing up
at the most stressful times,
1078
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,375
and of course he would show up
1079
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:46,417
when we have camera crews
all over.
1080
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,417
Kathleen
was practically drooling.
1081
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,291
Oh, no.
1082
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,375
It's all right.
1083
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:52,333
We'll play nice.
1084
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,417
Hey, did he really
punch a shark?
1085
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,208
Who is this guy?
1086
00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:02,417
He's the guy that gave me Noah.
1087
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,667
It's complicated, how to feel.
1088
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,000
Yeah.
1089
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:08,250
I have these times
where I think about
1090
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,583
how great
it would have been
1091
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:10,750
if we'd just gotten together
when we were kids.
1092
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,458
But then...
1093
00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:14,458
Noah.
1094
00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:16,041
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1095
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:17,208
And Zane.
1096
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:21,083
And Zane.
1097
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,333
Hey...
1098
00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:24,375
we got this.
1099
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,208
-Yeah.
-I love you.
1100
00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,291
I love you, too.
1101
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,458
Whoa.
1102
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:39,834
Were you up all night?
1103
00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:41,333
I had this idea
1104
00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:43,000
to put licorice bows
on one of the trees,
1105
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,667
and then once I started,
I just couldn't stop.
1106
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,667
Plus, Billie woke up,
1107
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,917
so I was with her
half the night.
1108
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,834
You need to get some sleep.
1109
00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,667
I had a dream I was being
chased by giant candy canes.
1110
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,083
And then that got me thinking,
candy-cane cupcakes,
1111
00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,291
inspired
by Macie Stevens' recipe.
1112
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,375
All I need you to do
1113
00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,583
is whip up a little
candy-cane runway
1114
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:00,333
type of architectural thingy
1115
00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:02,041
that I can display
my candy cane cupcakes on,
1116
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,166
in a little
candy-cane formation,
1117
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,667
and I swear it's gonna
win us the trophy.
1118
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,917
Okay, babe,
1119
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,834
I will make you a runway
for your cupcakes,
1120
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,125
but promise me that
if you don't win this thing,
1121
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,458
you don't let it ruin Christmas,
1122
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,959
because it really doesn't
matter to me or the kids.
1123
00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:14,834
I hope it matters
a little bit.
1124
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,709
I just want to make sure
the reality of our lives
1125
00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:18,500
takes priority
over this reality show.
1126
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:22,417
Is that singing?
1127
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,542
♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
1128
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:26,625
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
1129
00:40:26,709 --> 00:40:28,917
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
1130
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,667
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
1131
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,709
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1132
00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:35,041
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
1133
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,333
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
1134
00:40:37,417 --> 00:40:38,542
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
1135
00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:40,041
What is this?
1136
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:41,375
The Kris Kringle Krooners.
1137
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:44,208
They want to sing
at The Christmas House,
1138
00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:45,542
and they're going to get to make
their television debut.
1139
00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:47,166
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
1140
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,458
Do they just keep singing?
Is that it?
1141
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:50,291
They just keep
singing and singing?
1142
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:52,250
Well done.
1143
00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,083
No, not well done.
1144
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,834
Not at all.
1145
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:58,000
Wait, those are your two PAs.
1146
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,333
Who are these other two people?
1147
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,208
Oh, those are some fans
that live down the street
1148
00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:02,500
that just wanted to help out.
1149
00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:03,750
That is the great thing
about this community.
1150
00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:04,750
People like to pitch in.
1151
00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:06,709
This is cheating.
1152
00:41:06,792 --> 00:41:07,750
You're cheating!
1153
00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:09,166
I want to see the rules.
1154
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,458
Okay, you are literally
married to an architect.
1155
00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:12,959
That should be
against the rules.
1156
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:15,750
You can't just use randos
who show up on your front porch.
1157
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,375
Okay, keep your voice down.
1158
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,583
I will admit,
1159
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,500
being Clint Handsome
does have some perks.
1160
00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:21,542
All of them!
1161
00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:22,625
All of the perks!
1162
00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:24,291
You literally get
all of the perks.
1163
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:25,667
Okay, hey, listen.
1164
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,458
This is why I didn't
want to do this.
1165
00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:28,375
Oh, what, like I forced you?
1166
00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:30,083
You 100% forced me.
1167
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,542
Gaah!
1168
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,250
That is so...
1169
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,375
that is so you!
1170
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,166
That is exactly
what you would say!
1171
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:38,000
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1172
00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,208
Cut. Cut.
1173
00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:40,333
Come on, guys,
give us a minute, please.
1174
00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:41,542
No, not a camera moment!
1175
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,375
I was fatigued.
1176
00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:52,542
I just, uh...
1177
00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:53,834
I wish you'd given me
some notice.
1178
00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:55,750
Well, I told Noah
I was gonna be around more.
1179
00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:56,709
I figured he told you.
1180
00:41:56,792 --> 00:41:57,750
He did,
1181
00:41:57,834 --> 00:41:59,291
but given your track record...
1182
00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,291
I know, I know,
1183
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:02,125
but I woke up and realized
1184
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:05,083
I've let too much time go by
being a plane ride away,
1185
00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:07,625
and I found a job that gets me
closer, and I took it.
1186
00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:10,166
I never thought
I'd do anything like that.
1187
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:13,291
You know, put down roots...
1188
00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:17,709
but I don't want to miss
any more of Noah's life.
1189
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,375
That sounds great.
1190
00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,125
I want that to be true.
1191
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,375
For Noah.
1192
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:27,041
But what happens
when you get bored?
1193
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,083
Well, you have to let me try.
1194
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,667
I mean, I am who I am, Andi,
1195
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:36,041
but I really want to try.
1196
00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,208
Help me buy
a place in the city.
1197
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:39,375
You know, the commission
you'll get
1198
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,333
will be way bigger
than you get around here.
1199
00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:41,500
Hey.
1200
00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:42,917
I didn't mean it like that.
1201
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:47,166
Okay, maybe I did.
1202
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:50,083
Well, I like it here.
1203
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:51,041
It's home.
1204
00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:56,083
Of course.
1205
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,667
I just want
to be home to Noah, too.
1206
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,458
So, do you think it's okay
1207
00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,625
that I just
got everyone ornaments?
1208
00:43:09,709 --> 00:43:10,959
I think it's great.
1209
00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,250
Ornaments get used every year.
1210
00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,792
They stand the test of time.
1211
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,250
Very under-rated gifts,
if you ask me.
1212
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,250
Yeah, that's what
I was thinking.
1213
00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:19,333
Hey, uh...
1214
00:43:19,417 --> 00:43:21,083
I know you're not
into magic anymore,
1215
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,375
but the shop's right there,
1216
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,917
and I want to see
if someone's working.
1217
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,750
Can we...?
1218
00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:26,500
Sure.
1219
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:32,375
We could ask for his hours.
1220
00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,166
Uh, that's all right.
1221
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:39,125
So, why do you want
to find Marvelous Jim anyways?
1222
00:43:49,625 --> 00:43:52,291
I find big moments are easier
while in costume.
1223
00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:54,500
Is this a big moment?
1224
00:43:56,917 --> 00:43:59,875
There is something
I want to ask you,
1225
00:43:59,959 --> 00:44:01,333
and ask your mom.
1226
00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:03,041
Oh. You're going to propose.
Right?
1227
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,000
I'd like to, yes.
1228
00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:07,417
How do you feel about that?
1229
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,375
I mean, we're already
pretty much a family,
1230
00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:13,083
so... sure, why not?
1231
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,375
Great.
1232
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:16,625
Awesome. Wow.
1233
00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:19,542
Right on.
1234
00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:22,083
So when are you
planning on asking her?
1235
00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:23,792
I don't know.
1236
00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:25,959
I want to find the perfect time.
1237
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,500
I was thinking now,
over the holidays,
1238
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,834
but maybe I should
give it a beat.
1239
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:30,750
'Cause my dad's here?
1240
00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,208
Yeah. Which is great,
1241
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:36,166
but maybe right now
1242
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,834
while you guys are figuring out
this new configuration,
1243
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:40,000
I don't need
to complicate things.
1244
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:42,834
You're not
complicating anything.
1245
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:46,083
He's my dad, you're my... Mike.
1246
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:51,542
I know we're in public,
1247
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,041
and you might think
it's really embarrassing,
1248
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,625
but... can we hug?
1249
00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:56,250
Sure.
1250
00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,333
Nice.
1251
00:45:13,417 --> 00:45:14,542
Hey.
1252
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,875
Your mom is leading the kids
1253
00:45:16,959 --> 00:45:19,000
in a rollicking game
of patty-cake.
1254
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,125
You want to tell me what's up?
1255
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:33,291
It's just... everybody always
rallies around him.
1256
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,583
Drives me crazy.
1257
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:37,542
Are you trying to win,
or are you trying to beat Mike?
1258
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,208
Both.
1259
00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:45,291
Brandon, you don't have
anything to prove.
1260
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:46,959
Oh, come on.
1261
00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:48,709
I'm Clint Handsome's brother.
1262
00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:50,375
And he's your brother.
1263
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:51,917
Who cares?
1264
00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,500
Don't act
like you don't get it.
1265
00:45:57,542 --> 00:45:59,959
We have to be better
at everything,
1266
00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:02,166
career, marriage,
parenting, all of it,
1267
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,667
because the second we're not,
the second,
1268
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,583
you can just see the look
on people's faces,
1269
00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:10,375
like, "Oh. Of course."
1270
00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:16,959
I'm not wrong.
1271
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,875
Yeah, I'm not saying
you're wrong.
1272
00:46:19,959 --> 00:46:22,041
I'm just saying,
all those people,
1273
00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:23,208
their opinions,
1274
00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:25,041
they don't matter to me
as much as yours,
1275
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:27,291
and I wish they didn't
matter to you as much as mine.
1276
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,333
Because I love you,
1277
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:33,542
you sweet,
obsessive maniac.
1278
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:39,208
I love you, too.
1279
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,333
I still got
plenty of real estate.
1280
00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,625
What do you think?
1281
00:46:43,709 --> 00:46:46,000
Smack in the center,
off to the side?
1282
00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:47,250
I think off to the side
would look good.
1283
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:48,291
Yeah.
1284
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:52,041
Maybe in like
a corner like here?
1285
00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,625
This is going to be
the best one yet.
1286
00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:55,583
-Dad!
-Hey!
1287
00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:56,875
Hey, hey, hey.
1288
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:00,583
So, this is the famous
Christmas House, huh?
1289
00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:02,333
Zane.
1290
00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:03,625
Didn't know
you were stopping by.
1291
00:47:03,709 --> 00:47:05,834
Well, I had to see
what all the fuss is about.
1292
00:47:05,917 --> 00:47:06,917
Hmm.
1293
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,667
I can give you a tour.
1294
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:09,917
I have my own Christmas tree.
1295
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:10,917
You don't, do you?
1296
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,208
It's a family tradition.
1297
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,417
Right.
1298
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,458
Zane! Good, you made it.
1299
00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:18,375
Hi. Hi, yeah.
1300
00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,041
Well, I have a great idea.
1301
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:23,166
Let's get some footage
1302
00:47:23,250 --> 00:47:25,375
of you guys talking
about decorations.
1303
00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,208
Aw, I'm sure
Zane isn't interested--
1304
00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,417
That sounds great.
1305
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,792
Great. Great.
1306
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,000
-Right there?
-Yes.
1307
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:31,458
-Okay.
-Okay.
1308
00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:32,375
Next to, um...
1309
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,583
Uh...
1310
00:47:36,917 --> 00:47:38,250
Okay.
1311
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:41,917
Decorations.
1312
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,250
Since we were kids,
our family has gone all out
1313
00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:45,500
when it comes
to Christmas decorations,
1314
00:47:45,583 --> 00:47:47,458
and a couple of years ago,
1315
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,709
I decided
to revive the tradition.
1316
00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:50,625
Interesting. Yeah. Interesting.
1317
00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:51,750
Yes.
1318
00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:53,542
Although have you ever
been concerned
1319
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,834
that by emphasizing
the decorations,
1320
00:47:55,917 --> 00:47:57,041
you're actually underscoring
1321
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:58,500
the materialism
associated with the holiday?
1322
00:47:58,583 --> 00:48:00,291
Um...
1323
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:02,083
You know, I remember one year,
1324
00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:04,333
I spent Christmas
in the highlands of Peru
1325
00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:07,041
with the Quechuan people,
1326
00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:10,125
completely cut off
from civilization.
1327
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:11,500
You know,
it really makes you think
1328
00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:13,500
about... what's important.
1329
00:48:16,667 --> 00:48:17,834
Okay, cut.
1330
00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,959
Gold. Pure gold.
1331
00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,583
-What? I--
-No, it's just what we needed.
1332
00:48:21,667 --> 00:48:22,625
-It's perfect.
-Okay.
1333
00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:23,667
Dad, come on.
1334
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:24,625
Let me give you the tour.
1335
00:48:24,709 --> 00:48:26,041
Uh, good to see you.
1336
00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,500
This is all really... cute.
1337
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,542
Wow.
1338
00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:35,166
Oh, I would love to get some
footage of you and Andi later,
1339
00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,709
talking about your reactions
to having her ex-husband here.
1340
00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:37,625
What?
1341
00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:39,250
Maybe Noah, too?
1342
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,500
You know, a lot of people
1343
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:41,667
deal with this sort of thing
at Christmas.
1344
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,458
It will really help
engage the audience.
1345
00:48:43,542 --> 00:48:44,500
We're not going to do that.
1346
00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,041
Why?
1347
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,625
Okay, look, it's one thing
to have all the cameras here
1348
00:48:47,709 --> 00:48:49,125
for The Christmas House
of it all,
1349
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,667
but this is my real life...
1350
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:51,959
our real lives.
1351
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,166
It's not just about
entertaining an audience.
1352
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,875
Please tell me
you haven't forgotten that.
1353
00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:58,709
Mike...
1354
00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:14,125
Ooh. Does that snow
need some fluffing, Dad?
1355
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,000
It's feeling a little flat,
am I right?
1356
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,458
Got it. More fluff. Yes, sir.
1357
00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,959
I'm sorry. You know, just...
we're down to the wire here.
1358
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,041
Speaking of which, you know,
1359
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,375
my show opens too pretty soon.
1360
00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:25,458
Right.
1361
00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:26,625
Yeah. Uh...
1362
00:49:26,709 --> 00:49:27,542
Is it... is it going well?
1363
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,667
I think so,
1364
00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,208
but, listen, I was wondering,
1365
00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:32,417
um, if you might
run some lines with me.
1366
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,250
I have this one scene,
1367
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,417
I'm just having the hardest time
figuring it out,
1368
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,208
and I thought maybe you could
just help me out with it.
1369
00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:40,166
Yeah, of course.
1370
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,583
Okay, uh, we'll start
at the top.
1371
00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:44,041
You'll read Mrs. Kringle,
and I'll read Kris Kringle,
1372
00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,500
Santa.
1373
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:46,834
Right. Co-supporting leads.
1374
00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:48,709
Co-supporting leads. Right.
1375
00:49:48,792 --> 00:49:49,709
All right?
1376
00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:50,792
Uh, go for it.
1377
00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:52,959
Okay.
1378
00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:53,959
Honey, I'm covered in soot,
1379
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:55,500
and now you're in the mood?
1380
00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:58,083
Dirty Santa
is my favorite Santa.
1381
00:49:58,166 --> 00:49:59,333
What kind of play is this?
1382
00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:00,542
Mike, if you're gonna judge--
1383
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:01,875
Not judging.
1384
00:50:01,959 --> 00:50:04,291
I don't judge the material
on your show.
1385
00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,667
I've seen it. I mean, what kind
of lawyer talks like that?
1386
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,709
Okay, all right, you're right.
1387
00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:08,625
It's all make believe.
1388
00:50:08,709 --> 00:50:10,125
All about having fun...
1389
00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,291
Yeah, that's really it.
1390
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:14,000
Just have fun.
1391
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:16,291
When you have fun,
they have fun.
1392
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:17,333
And you know what?
1393
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:20,625
That goes for this competition.
1394
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,000
Don't forget to be having fun
on this, too, okay?
1395
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,917
Hey, I am not
the competitive one.
1396
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,041
All right?
1397
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,333
Brandon's the one
who's lost his mind.
1398
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,834
It's like he's dying for
a chance to embarrass me.
1399
00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:31,083
Mike, it can't be easy
1400
00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:33,417
to have a brother
who has his own television show,
1401
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,125
who bought the childhood home...
1402
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,500
Dad...
1403
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:37,667
I'm just asking
to see yourself
1404
00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,166
from Brandon's
perspective, okay?
1405
00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:41,458
-All right.
-All right.
1406
00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:43,542
Ooh! I gotta take this.
1407
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:44,792
Can I have
my script back, please?
1408
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,417
Yeah.
1409
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,583
Guess I'll just
fluff this myself.
1410
00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,291
Hi.
1411
00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,625
Hey! How's it going over there?
1412
00:51:05,709 --> 00:51:07,375
Oh, I need a break.
1413
00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:08,333
Or a mimosa.
1414
00:51:08,417 --> 00:51:10,792
Or a massage.
1415
00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:12,041
How about you?
1416
00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:13,625
Oh, my back is killing me.
1417
00:51:13,709 --> 00:51:15,583
Oh, honey.
1418
00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:16,917
Your back?
1419
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,375
That sounds like
train duty to me.
1420
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:21,625
Hey, are you using me
for intel?
1421
00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:23,500
I would never.
1422
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:28,625
No fraternizing
with the enemy!
1423
00:51:30,417 --> 00:51:31,834
Yeah, that's right!
I got one, too!
1424
00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:35,041
Dad!
1425
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,333
Step away from the hedge!
1426
00:51:36,417 --> 00:51:37,667
I was just...
1427
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:38,834
No. Mom...
1428
00:51:38,917 --> 00:51:40,709
don't make me come over there!
1429
00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,792
Get in the house!
1430
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,792
Double time, William Mitchell!
1431
00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:52,875
I think two Christmas Houses
is better than one.
1432
00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:55,458
Oh. No.
1433
00:51:55,542 --> 00:51:56,625
No, we can cut that, right?
1434
00:51:56,709 --> 00:51:58,750
I don't want to give them
any ideas.
1435
00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,208
Yeah, let's just cut that.
1436
00:52:02,291 --> 00:52:03,625
Cut it.
1437
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,709
Am I doing this right?
1438
00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:12,834
Yes. That is
the perfect size buñuelo.
1439
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:15,792
My mother would be so proud
of you right now.
1440
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:17,375
Look at that!
1441
00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:19,750
Maybe it's Kathleen.
1442
00:52:19,834 --> 00:52:22,041
Oh.
1443
00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,583
How's that looking?
1444
00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:24,667
Ooh, that's great.
1445
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:25,625
We can just pour it
and let it sit,
1446
00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,834
and then in a few hours, boom,
1447
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,875
we have a delicious natilla.
1448
00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:31,291
Pour a little cinnamon on top.
Be perfect.
1449
00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:32,250
Holiday greetings!
1450
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,333
Dad!
1451
00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:35,875
We're making natilla.
1452
00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:37,500
Oh, dynamite!
1453
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:38,709
Is that buñuelo dough?
1454
00:52:38,792 --> 00:52:40,208
Zane, what are you doing here?
1455
00:52:41,709 --> 00:52:43,166
Well, Noah said you were
making Elena's recipes,
1456
00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:45,625
so I couldn't resist.
1457
00:52:45,709 --> 00:52:47,375
Uh, well,
you should have called.
1458
00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:49,625
We could have saved you some.
1459
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:52,125
Oh, buñuelos are better
when they're hot and fresh.
1460
00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,000
And they're Dad's favorite.
1461
00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:56,041
The oil looks like
it's hot enough.
1462
00:52:56,125 --> 00:52:57,333
-Okay, Noah, are you ready?
-Yep.
1463
00:52:57,417 --> 00:53:00,125
Uh, yeah, Mike was going
to help him with those.
1464
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,750
Oh.
1465
00:53:01,834 --> 00:53:02,667
Oh, sorry, mate.
1466
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,875
Uh, no. It's... it's fine.
1467
00:53:04,959 --> 00:53:06,917
Go ahead.
1468
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,834
Thanks, Mike.
1469
00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:14,291
Got some stuff to take care of.
1470
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,291
Thanks for tonight.
1471
00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:25,917
It was really nice
to have some family time,
1472
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,834
instead of having dinner
alone... again.
1473
00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:31,583
I, uh, I need you
to give me a heads-up
1474
00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:33,917
next time you want to come by.
1475
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,917
I want this whole
co-parenting thing to work,
1476
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,917
but we need a better system.
1477
00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,250
All right,
Noah asked me to come.
1478
00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:42,041
You know, he clearly
wanted me here.
1479
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,750
Of course he did.
1480
00:53:43,834 --> 00:53:46,667
He'd prefer we'd all
be together all the time,
1481
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,083
but that's not realistic,
1482
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:50,959
and I'm trying to give him
realistic expectations.
1483
00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,375
I'm not going to start asking
1484
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,291
for permission
to see my own son.
1485
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,583
Noah and I always
accommodated to your schedule,
1486
00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,250
traveling nine months
out of the year,
1487
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,208
holidays all over the place.
1488
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:04,875
I am glad that you have decided
to make Noah a priority,
1489
00:54:04,959 --> 00:54:07,917
but what happens
when you're done with New York?
1490
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,417
Who said I'm gonna
be done with New York?
1491
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,291
You know, it almost feels like
you want to keep us apart.
1492
00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:17,000
Oh, Zane, grow up.
1493
00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:20,458
All Noah wants
is for us to get along
1494
00:54:20,542 --> 00:54:22,417
and make having
divorced parents easier.
1495
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,208
That's our job now.
1496
00:54:49,542 --> 00:54:52,000
That was a bit awkward.
1497
00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,917
Yeah.
1498
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,208
Trying not to let it be, but...
1499
00:54:57,959 --> 00:54:58,792
Hey, can I ask you something?
1500
00:54:58,875 --> 00:54:59,959
Yeah.
1501
00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:01,792
When you proposed to Brandon,
1502
00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,417
how did you decide
when to do it,
1503
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,333
and how to do it?
1504
00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:07,542
Oh. Really?
1505
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,500
Yeah.
1506
00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:10,834
Well, your brother
was gonna ask me.
1507
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,250
I didn't know that.
1508
00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:14,500
Oh, yeah.
1509
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,542
A Brandon proposal
was in the works.
1510
00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:17,041
So, subtle.
1511
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:19,000
Exactly.
1512
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,917
And I just thought, I'm going
to cut him off at the pass.
1513
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,458
He is gonna go so over the top,
1514
00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:25,458
but the most romantic part
1515
00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:26,875
is just realizing
1516
00:55:26,959 --> 00:55:29,291
you want to spend the rest
of your lives together...
1517
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:30,875
so I kept it simple.
1518
00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:32,208
I asked him out over take-out
1519
00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:33,542
on the three-year anniversary
of our first date.
1520
00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:35,375
Efficient.
1521
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,291
Yeah.
1522
00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,917
Wait, would you consider
your first date--?
1523
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,417
Christmas. Yeah.
1524
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,500
Talk about a way of swooping in
and winning this thing.
1525
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:47,417
Do not tell your brother
I said that,
1526
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,000
'cause then Christmas will be
the date of your engagement
1527
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:49,875
and the date of my divorce.
1528
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:52,959
Thanks, Jake.
1529
00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:54,709
Any time.
1530
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:04,834
-Hey.
-Hey.
1531
00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:06,875
You okay?
1532
00:56:06,959 --> 00:56:09,458
I'm great.
1533
00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:12,792
Oh, thank you.
1534
00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:14,709
This is our time of year.
1535
00:56:14,792 --> 00:56:16,917
Nothing's gonna change that.
1536
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,834
Not even my entitled ex?
1537
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:21,375
Especially your entitled ex.
1538
00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:22,375
Although it is definitely
my turn
1539
00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,166
to make buñuelos next year.
1540
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,667
Buñuelos.
1541
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:26,709
Hmm.
1542
00:56:28,792 --> 00:56:30,417
I just pray that
the rest of the holidays
1543
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,792
are as low-key as possible.
1544
00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:34,375
With a little sprinkling
of magic.
1545
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:36,333
Yeah, I mean, sure...
1546
00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:38,917
but mostly, I'm just praying
for chill.
1547
00:56:40,417 --> 00:56:41,333
No more changes.
1548
00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:44,041
No more drama.
1549
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:45,750
No more surprises.
1550
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:51,125
A proposal is technically
a surprise, right?
1551
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,083
We are approaching
the finish line.
1552
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,417
This is when we kick this sleigh
into high gear,
1553
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,041
we knock down Mr. Snowman,
1554
00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:05,125
and we drive this baby home!
1555
00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:06,166
Did we win?
1556
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,792
What? No. Not yet.
1557
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:22,166
They both down?
1558
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,750
Judy Garland works every time.
1559
00:57:23,834 --> 00:57:25,709
Do you think we have
enough presents?
1560
00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:26,834
You're joking.
1561
00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:29,750
What if Billie
doesn't like her wagon?
1562
00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:31,834
It's yellow.
Is she into yellow?
1563
00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,208
She'll probably love
the box it came in more.
1564
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,166
How are you so Zen
about this?
1565
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:39,333
It's called
coming from a big family.
1566
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:41,166
The holidays
were never about gifts,
1567
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,458
because there weren't that many.
1568
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,542
It was about singing carols
the night before
1569
00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:47,500
and making breakfast together
on Christmas morning.
1570
00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:50,917
As long as we were all together,
it felt like Christmas.
1571
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,291
It's not about the toys,
1572
00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:55,542
or the spectacle, or a trophy.
1573
00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:56,792
You could do
the entire Christmas House
1574
00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,166
with twigs and toothpicks,
1575
00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:00,208
and the kids would think
it's the coolest thing ever.
1576
00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:01,792
Toothpicks.
1577
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:02,750
Interesting.
1578
00:58:04,041 --> 00:58:06,625
Brandon, hey...
1579
00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:08,250
you know the thing
our kids are going to remember
1580
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,625
about this time of year
1581
00:58:09,709 --> 00:58:11,458
is when both of their dads
took time off of work
1582
00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:12,417
to be together.
1583
00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:26,875
Macie Stevens
will arrive at six.
1584
00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:27,959
We'll film her walk-though
of each house,
1585
00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:29,125
inside and out.
1586
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:30,333
You guys will be staged
across the street
1587
00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:31,792
so we can see both houses,
1588
00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:33,250
Mike with Andi and Noah,
1589
00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:34,291
and Brandon with Jake
and the kids.
1590
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:35,417
One question.
1591
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:36,250
Are we leading her
through the house?
1592
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,542
No.
1593
00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:39,208
Worried you can't win
on design alone, huh?
1594
00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:42,458
No, just don't want her to miss
some of my more subtle details.
1595
00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:44,709
Don't worry, Clint Handsome,
I'm sure there are worse things
1596
00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:47,125
than losing to your brother
on national TV.
1597
00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:50,750
I'm not sure what they are,
but I know they exist.
1598
00:58:50,834 --> 00:58:52,083
Oh, I'm not worried.
1599
00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:54,250
Remember that time
we went kayaking in the bay,
1600
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:55,875
and you tried to race me,
but capsized instead?
1601
00:58:55,959 --> 00:58:59,000
Yeah, this is going to be
like that.
1602
00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,917
Actually,
I think this is going to be
1603
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,875
like the time you fell
down the stairs at school
1604
00:59:02,959 --> 00:59:04,583
in front of
the entire freshman class
1605
00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:06,583
and had to get stitches
in your chin.
1606
00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,667
You tied my laces together!
1607
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:09,834
I just want you to know
1608
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,709
that you can fly to Colorado
1609
00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:14,000
and hold the trophy and cry
whenever you want.
1610
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:16,083
No, the trophy's gonna be
where it belongs,
1611
00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:19,000
in the one and only
Christmas House.
1612
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,917
I love how you pretend
like you don't care,
1613
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,750
but you care so much.
1614
00:59:23,834 --> 00:59:26,917
You're like, "Oh, look!
The Christmas House!"
1615
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,959
The Christmas House!
The Christmas House!
1616
00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,458
Oh, look,
it's my Christmas House!
1617
00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:30,625
Hey, did you know I own
The Christmas House?"
1618
00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,333
Do you hear yourself?
1619
00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,458
The Christmas House
that has a new roof on it
1620
00:59:34,542 --> 00:59:35,667
because I put iron reindeer
on top of it.
1621
00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:37,667
Dude. Back off.
1622
00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:40,542
What? Someone's got to
take you down a notch.
1623
00:59:40,625 --> 00:59:42,083
You're not
the King of Christmas!
1624
00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:43,000
-Oh, and you are?
-Maybe I am!
1625
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,291
But you're not, Brandon!
1626
00:59:50,709 --> 00:59:51,542
We'll see about that.
1627
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,208
Meaning?
1628
00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:55,500
Whoever wins the trophy
1629
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:59,083
is the reigning
King of Christmas, and...
1630
00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,375
hosts The Christmas House.
1631
01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:03,792
But this
is The Christmas House.
1632
01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:06,500
Doesn't have to be.
1633
01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:08,875
The tradition doesn't
belong to you, Mike.
1634
01:00:10,834 --> 01:00:11,750
Deal?
1635
01:00:14,917 --> 01:00:15,834
Deal.
1636
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:21,041
Okay.
1637
01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:24,667
Sorry.
1638
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:28,917
What's going on with you guys?
1639
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,542
It was just talk.
1640
01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:33,291
Well, we have to be
at the theater in an hour.
1641
01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,291
Okay.
1642
01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:46,417
He actually bet you
hosting The Christmas House?
1643
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,375
We shook on it.
1644
01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,041
Is that what you want?
1645
01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,792
Maybe. I don't know.
1646
01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,542
What are you gonna do?
1647
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:53,875
I'm not worried.
1648
01:00:53,959 --> 01:00:55,458
He's not gonna win, so...
not gonna happen.
1649
01:00:57,834 --> 01:00:59,166
-Oh, this is us.
-Yeah.
1650
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,875
All right, excuse us.
1651
01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:04,667
Sorry.
1652
01:01:15,041 --> 01:01:15,875
Switch with me.
1653
01:01:15,959 --> 01:01:16,875
Sit down.
1654
01:01:31,709 --> 01:01:33,333
Ho, ho, honey, I'm home!
1655
01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:39,417
Hi, Kris. How was your eve?
1656
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:42,166
Oh, I swear that commute
gets longer every year.
1657
01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,000
My arm was here first.
1658
01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:46,333
Santa needs
a good, stiff drink.
1659
01:01:46,417 --> 01:01:47,792
Hold the ice...
1660
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:49,125
but add the coal.
1661
01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,917
That bad, huh?
1662
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:51,834
That naughty.
1663
01:01:53,959 --> 01:01:56,542
You don't own the armrest,
1664
01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:57,875
just like you don't
own Christmas!
1665
01:01:57,959 --> 01:01:58,917
Ouch!
1666
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,291
-Ahem.
-Sorry.
1667
01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:03,458
Oh, look at all that soot
on your beautiful suit.
1668
01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,583
-Fine. Take it.
-I will.
1669
01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:08,208
...fill everyone's stocking...
1670
01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:12,333
Ow! Are you
this many years old?
1671
01:02:12,417 --> 01:02:15,083
...Santa's going to fill
everyone's stocking
1672
01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:17,458
with his dry cleaning bill!
1673
01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:20,375
I don't know why so many people
1674
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:22,792
still have wood-burning fi--
1675
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,625
...fireplaces,
1676
01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:29,333
when electric
is so affordable now!
1677
01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:30,333
Get electric.
1678
01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:31,709
Better for you.
1679
01:02:31,792 --> 01:02:32,959
Better for Santa.
1680
01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:36,333
At your local Sears.
1681
01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:37,959
Stop it.
1682
01:02:38,041 --> 01:02:39,166
You stop. You stop.
1683
01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:48,959
Can't believe
they kicked us out.
1684
01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:54,875
Mom and Dad are going
to be so mad.
1685
01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:56,291
Are we the worst sons ever?
1686
01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:58,834
No. Not even close.
1687
01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,041
I don't think
I own Christmas...
1688
01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:07,000
but I do have this thing
that I have to live up to,
1689
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,792
and I know you probably
think it's stupid,
1690
01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:10,500
but it's a lot of pressure.
1691
01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:11,792
I know what it's like
1692
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,417
to live under
a microscope, Mike, trust me.
1693
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,875
So stop fighting me.
1694
01:03:14,959 --> 01:03:16,709
I've already got
1695
01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:18,792
my girlfriend's
shark-punching ex
1696
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,250
making Colombian food
with Noah.
1697
01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,542
I don't need you trying
to out-do me, too.
1698
01:03:25,041 --> 01:03:26,875
Is this...
1699
01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:29,500
This is about Noah, isn't it?
1700
01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:39,875
I'm trying, you know?
1701
01:03:39,959 --> 01:03:43,750
To become part of their family,
1702
01:03:43,834 --> 01:03:45,625
and that just got harder,
1703
01:03:45,709 --> 01:03:48,792
and I don't even feel like
1704
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:51,375
I'm allowed to feel that way,
1705
01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:55,041
which is also hard.
1706
01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:59,166
I... I don't know
how to do this.
1707
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,291
What?
1708
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:08,375
You do realize, Noah knows
how lucky he is, right?
1709
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:09,792
He's got more love
than most kids.
1710
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,625
It's complicated, sure,
1711
01:04:11,709 --> 01:04:14,000
but I can promise you...
1712
01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,542
blood is not
what makes a family.
1713
01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:21,792
What about you?
1714
01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:23,458
What about me?
1715
01:04:23,542 --> 01:04:25,792
Why do I make you so crazy?
1716
01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,959
How much time do we have?
1717
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,625
Because life's always
just been so easy for you.
1718
01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:34,792
At least, it seems that way.
1719
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:38,583
It's tough having
your straight, charming,
1720
01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:40,458
handsome-and-everyone-knows-it
and-tells-you-all-the-time
1721
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:41,500
younger brother outshine you.
1722
01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:45,583
No one outshines
Brandon Mitchell.
1723
01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:56,250
Do you want to know the truth?
1724
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:59,041
Yes. Please.
1725
01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:07,000
I'm scared that
my kids are gonna feel
1726
01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:09,750
the same way
my friends did growing up.
1727
01:05:09,834 --> 01:05:11,291
And my first boyfriend felt.
1728
01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:14,959
I'm scared that
1729
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:19,750
their Uncle Mike is
gonna be their favorite person.
1730
01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:25,542
Um...
1731
01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:26,750
well...
1732
01:05:28,417 --> 01:05:29,250
if it helps,
1733
01:05:29,333 --> 01:05:32,291
you've always been mine.
1734
01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:36,667
Stop.
1735
01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:39,166
I'm serious.
1736
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,625
Brandon, you have always
been so fearless.
1737
01:05:41,709 --> 01:05:44,709
Like, you knew who you were,
1738
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:46,500
and even when it was hard,
1739
01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:50,709
you never pretended
you were anyone else.
1740
01:05:50,792 --> 01:05:53,709
I wish I was like that.
1741
01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,500
I pretend I'm other people
for a living.
1742
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,333
You're so stupid.
1743
01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:10,000
You think anyone in the theater
1744
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,000
is having
as cathartic an experience
1745
01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,375
as we're having
in the lobby?
1746
01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:16,041
I really doubt that.
1747
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,959
Jake said that there might be
a proposal happening?
1748
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,917
I don't think
it's the right time.
1749
01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,125
I also gotta, like,
track down this ring.
1750
01:06:32,208 --> 01:06:34,583
It's a long story.
1751
01:06:34,667 --> 01:06:38,125
But at some point, yes.
1752
01:06:41,959 --> 01:06:42,834
I'm so happy for you.
1753
01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:44,917
Thanks.
1754
01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:51,875
All right, we should
sneak back in,
1755
01:06:51,959 --> 01:06:53,166
catch the rest of the show.
1756
01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:55,792
Hold up.
1757
01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,375
It's Kathleen.
1758
01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:01,500
Hey, we are about
to head back in...
1759
01:07:11,834 --> 01:07:13,375
One of the PAs hit the gas
instead of the brake,
1760
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:16,166
and... it got away from them.
1761
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,625
We can fix this.
1762
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,375
Yeah, there's time.
1763
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:33,333
You know, it's cold,
I'm tired...
1764
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,500
I'm just gonna go to bed.
1765
01:07:36,709 --> 01:07:37,417
Hey, Brandon...
1766
01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:53,458
Ta-dah!
1767
01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:55,750
What is all this?
1768
01:07:55,834 --> 01:07:57,625
Is that one
of the Schuler sisters
1769
01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:58,667
from fifth grade?
1770
01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:00,041
Hey.
1771
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:01,375
Everyone wants the show
to go on.
1772
01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:02,333
New lights are on their way,
1773
01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:03,667
and Kathleen sent someone
1774
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:07,166
to every store within
60 miles for more garland.
1775
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,750
Why are you doing all this?
1776
01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,750
Because.
1777
01:08:11,834 --> 01:08:13,333
You're my brother.
1778
01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:14,291
I've got your back.
1779
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,875
Hey, superstars!
1780
01:08:19,959 --> 01:08:23,709
Listen, we are so sorry.
1781
01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:26,125
Save it.
1782
01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:28,875
You two have forgotten
something crucial.
1783
01:08:28,959 --> 01:08:30,041
We're retired.
1784
01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:31,500
We've moved on
from The Christmas House.
1785
01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:32,583
Literally.
1786
01:08:32,666 --> 01:08:34,750
Mm-hmm, and yet here we are,
1787
01:08:34,834 --> 01:08:37,541
rushing around,
helping you to decorate,
1788
01:08:37,625 --> 01:08:39,208
to babysit...
1789
01:08:39,291 --> 01:08:40,666
we're supporting you...
1790
01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:43,208
And you couldn't even
make it through our stage debut,
1791
01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:44,375
so we're retiring again.
1792
01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:45,416
From all of this.
1793
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,916
What does that mean?
1794
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,709
That means
we're going to brunch.
1795
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:56,916
About that
"worst sons ever" thing...
1796
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,083
...that would be a yes.
1797
01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:04,709
Is this our fault?
1798
01:09:04,791 --> 01:09:06,541
That our two sons
let this competition
1799
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:09,125
overshadow every commitment
and relationship in their lives?
1800
01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:10,416
Yes. That.
1801
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,709
How could that be our fault?
1802
01:09:12,791 --> 01:09:15,041
Well, that year
that you drove overnight
1803
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,709
to pick up those ten-story
blow-up candy canes,
1804
01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:20,041
or the year that we wallpapered
every room in the house
1805
01:09:20,125 --> 01:09:21,666
with wrapping paper,
including the furniture.
1806
01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,000
We originated
the "go big or go home."
1807
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,041
Yeah, because
we never forgot why.
1808
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,250
Well, tell me.
1809
01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:29,583
Tell you why?
1810
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,875
Because when we were
wallpapering the furniture,
1811
01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:34,291
we had two teenage boys
1812
01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:36,709
who chose to spend
all of their free time with us.
1813
01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:39,416
We were making memories.
1814
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,791
And here we are, 20 years later,
1815
01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:43,625
still talking about them.
1816
01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:45,834
And you know what?
1817
01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,750
I can't even remember
who wrapped more
1818
01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:50,166
or whose wrapping was better.
1819
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,666
Okay, all right,
your wrapping was better.
1820
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:52,625
Yours was always the best.
1821
01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:54,583
Uh-huh.
1822
01:09:56,541 --> 01:09:58,291
All right, they're our kids,
1823
01:09:58,375 --> 01:10:00,709
and we are not perfect.
1824
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,916
I only hope we gave them
as many good qualities
1825
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,583
as complicated ones.
1826
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:05,583
Honey...
1827
01:10:07,458 --> 01:10:09,416
We gave them the best of us.
1828
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:12,791
Yeah.
1829
01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:20,333
Careful. Careful.
Careful with that thing.
1830
01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:22,291
30 minutes
'til we go live!
1831
01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:23,375
Can somebody move this truck?
1832
01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:24,916
I know, I know. I'm on it.
1833
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,166
My pleasure.
1834
01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:35,083
You ready?
1835
01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,041
Think so.
1836
01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:38,875
Wow. You look nice.
1837
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,834
I, um... I wanted
to tell you
1838
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:44,625
that Noah invited Zane...
1839
01:10:44,709 --> 01:10:46,541
and it's Christmas Eve,
and I couldn't say no.
1840
01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,666
He's probably hoping
to witness my failure.
1841
01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:50,208
Probably.
1842
01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:52,750
Oh.
1843
01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,375
Merry almost Christmas.
1844
01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:00,583
Merry almost Christmas.
1845
01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,750
Woo-wee, For Goodness Cakes.
1846
01:11:03,834 --> 01:11:05,416
I got the swag of the season.
1847
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,416
I got your hats, mugs,
sweaters, cups,
1848
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:10,250
and for one night only,
justice is best served handsome.
1849
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,083
Yeah. Yes.
It is going be great.
1850
01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:14,041
We're just seconds away.
1851
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:15,500
Mm-hmm.
1852
01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:16,625
Yeah. I promise you.
1853
01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,041
Oh, good. Babysitter's
got the kids down.
1854
01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:22,125
Oh, good.
1855
01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:26,875
Hey, where are our parents?
1856
01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:29,000
You don't think
they're protesting, do you?
1857
01:11:29,083 --> 01:11:30,791
Uh...
1858
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,583
Yeah. Copy.
1859
01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,666
Okay, here we go!
1860
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:36,291
Macie Stevens is on the move.
1861
01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:55,583
-Thank you so much for coming.
-It is my pleasure.
1862
01:11:58,834 --> 01:12:00,083
Let's go make some great TV.
1863
01:12:07,541 --> 01:12:09,291
Good evening, America,
1864
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,333
and welcome to
"Deck Those Halls,
1865
01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:13,250
A Very Handsome Christmas."
1866
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,500
I'm Macie Stevens,
1867
01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:16,083
coming to you live
from upstate New York,
1868
01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:19,750
where there is a Battle
Of The Handsome happening!
1869
01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:20,875
That's right!
1870
01:12:20,959 --> 01:12:23,291
I am talking
a very handsome actor,
1871
01:12:23,375 --> 01:12:25,875
Clint Handsome himself,
1872
01:12:25,959 --> 01:12:27,709
is facing off against
a very handsome baker.
1873
01:12:27,791 --> 01:12:29,375
Now, you may be thinking,
1874
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:31,458
just who is this handsome baker
you speak of?
1875
01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:32,916
Well, I'm here to tell you,
1876
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,333
that not only is he handsome,
not only can he bake,
1877
01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:38,250
but he just happens to be
Mike Mitchell's brother!
1878
01:12:38,333 --> 01:12:40,125
That's right, America.
1879
01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:43,083
Because really,
what says holiday cheer
1880
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:44,666
more than, well,
1881
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:47,500
some good old-fashioned
sibling rivalry?
1882
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:50,125
Now, before
we get into the whole meat
1883
01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:51,458
of this handsome sandwich,
1884
01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:53,041
I have been told
1885
01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:55,541
that these brothers would like
to say something, so, boys...
1886
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:56,500
have at 'er.
1887
01:12:56,583 --> 01:12:57,916
All you.
1888
01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,333
Um...
1889
01:13:00,416 --> 01:13:02,500
Live TV, bud.
1890
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,125
Yeah, okay.
1891
01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:06,166
Uh, ha ha ha!
1892
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:08,583
Thank you, Macie Stevens!
1893
01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:10,125
I can't believe
you're in our front yard!
1894
01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:12,333
-Ha ha!
-Breathe.
1895
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:13,709
Um...
1896
01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:16,709
Mike and I would like
to call up
1897
01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:18,666
two very special people...
1898
01:13:20,541 --> 01:13:23,208
Bylis.
1899
01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:29,541
Bylis?
1900
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,416
Bylis!
1901
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:32,416
Oh, Bylis! That's us!
1902
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:33,500
Oh! Oh!
1903
01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:34,625
-We're Bylis!
-We're Bylis?
1904
01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:36,208
Yes, Bill, we're...
1905
01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:37,083
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
1906
01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:38,458
Hi. Hello. I'm not nervous.
1907
01:13:38,541 --> 01:13:39,959
Stay calm. I am.
1908
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,416
-What's going on?
-Are we on camera?
1909
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,416
Yes, you are, Dad.
1910
01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:49,458
So... Mike and I,
1911
01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:52,083
we let this competition
get to our heads,
1912
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,959
and we lost track
of the whole point.
1913
01:13:54,041 --> 01:13:57,583
You see, you guys started
The Christmas House
1914
01:13:57,666 --> 01:13:59,416
as a way to bring us together,
1915
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:04,333
and... we nearly let it
tear us apart.
1916
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,709
And we're sorry.
1917
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,416
We're also very sorry
for missing most of your show,
1918
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,666
which is running
through the end of the month
1919
01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,875
at the Half-Way
Broadway Playhouse,
1920
01:14:14,959 --> 01:14:17,083
and seems to be
some sort of commentary
1921
01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:19,125
on gender roles in the media,
1922
01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:22,250
and is also sort of a farce,
1923
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,666
and also a commercial.
1924
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,416
For Sears.
1925
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,291
Check it out.
1926
01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:30,250
So, what we really
want to say is
1927
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,583
the only people
who have earned that trophy
1928
01:14:32,666 --> 01:14:34,500
are you two.
1929
01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:36,250
Which doesn't mean
we don't want you
1930
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:38,458
to tell us which one of us
crushed it.
1931
01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:40,583
It just means that...
1932
01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:43,041
you guys are the legends.
1933
01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:44,375
There wouldn't be
a Christmas House without you...
1934
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:47,666
no sibling rivalry
to make for good television,
1935
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:48,916
no traditions to hold onto.
1936
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,875
We all lose our way
sometimes,
1937
01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:53,500
but we're lucky enough
1938
01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:58,250
to have something amazing
to find our way back to.
1939
01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:01,375
Back to you, Macie.
1940
01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,333
Uh, well, yes.
1941
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,791
All I can say is
thank the good Lord
1942
01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:07,709
for waterproof mascara!
1943
01:15:09,959 --> 01:15:12,250
And, without further ado,
1944
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,583
let's go see
those decked-out halls!
1945
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:22,959
Oh...
1946
01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:28,000
♪ Come on, let's celebrate ♪
1947
01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:30,500
♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
1948
01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:33,416
♪ Bring on the cheer! ♪
1949
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:36,500
♪ The snow is falling
everywhere ♪
1950
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:40,333
♪ You know that
I'll be there ♪
1951
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,834
♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
1952
01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:44,959
♪ Bring on the cheer! ♪
1953
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:48,083
♪ Take a look at
all the joyous faces ♪
1954
01:15:48,166 --> 01:15:50,333
♪ Getting cozy
by the fireplaces ♪
1955
01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:52,791
♪ I... ♪
1956
01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:57,250
♪ Oh, I... ♪
1957
01:15:57,333 --> 01:16:00,416
♪ Sleigh bells ring
and carolers singing ♪
1958
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:03,000
♪ Bundled up
with a warm winter feeling ♪
1959
01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,208
♪ I... ♪
1960
01:16:05,291 --> 01:16:07,834
♪ It's my favorite time ♪
1961
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:10,000
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1962
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:13,666
♪ It's a merry holiday ♪
1963
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,834
♪ Come on, let's celebrate... ♪
1964
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,750
Mm!
1965
01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:23,750
This has been
absolutely phenomenal,
1966
01:16:23,834 --> 01:16:25,875
and a very tough choice,
America,
1967
01:16:25,959 --> 01:16:28,416
but I've made my decision.
1968
01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:34,834
These are really
fantastic, right?
1969
01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:35,791
Thank you.
1970
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,500
Yeah, copy that. Sixty seconds.
1971
01:16:37,583 --> 01:16:39,666
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
1972
01:16:40,791 --> 01:16:41,709
Sixty seconds.
1973
01:16:41,791 --> 01:16:42,959
My young sir!
1974
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:46,041
Hey.
1975
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,583
Mike was looking for you.
1976
01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:49,041
And I was looking for you.
1977
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,333
Why me?
1978
01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:53,500
There are certain
fantastical moments
1979
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:56,834
that require a very specific
kind of magic,
1980
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:59,500
one that takes
a willingness to see it.
1981
01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:00,500
Are you willing, Noah?
1982
01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,375
Uh, yeah, sure.
1983
01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:04,625
Your back pocket.
1984
01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,208
All right, everyone,
it's time.
1985
01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:20,834
Okay, places.
1986
01:17:20,916 --> 01:17:21,791
And settle.
1987
01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:27,125
Welcome back.
1988
01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:29,333
Now, we've all seen
the insides and outsides
1989
01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,416
of these handsomely
decked-out halls
1990
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,666
by these
handsomely handsome men,
1991
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,291
and I have to say
that both displays
1992
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:39,500
showed very impressive
holiday cheer
1993
01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:42,625
and very impressively-high
power bills.
1994
01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:47,000
It has been
a very difficult choice,
1995
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:49,875
but candy-cane cupcakes,
full display,
1996
01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:52,250
inspired by my peppermint pie?
1997
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:55,541
Well... pretty hard
to beat that one.
1998
01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:59,000
So, America, the winner is...
1999
01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,458
Brandon Mitchell!
2000
01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:14,041
Yes!
2001
01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:22,583
Oh, my gosh!
2002
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:23,916
Victory is ours!
2003
01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:28,583
Mom, I want you to have this.
2004
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:29,500
Are you sure?
2005
01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:30,916
Yes! It's kind of heavy, right?
2006
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:34,041
You okay?
2007
01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:37,500
Are you kidding?
2008
01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:38,750
This is the perfect ending.
2009
01:18:38,834 --> 01:18:40,750
He is never going to let you
live this down.
2010
01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:42,208
I know.
2011
01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:50,166
Hey. What's this?
2012
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,375
It's your Christmas present.
2013
01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:52,666
From me.
2014
01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:55,208
What about opening gifts
on Christmas morning?
2015
01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:58,834
Mike should probably
open this one now.
2016
01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:02,083
Oh. Okay.
2017
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,666
Ah! I love it!
2018
01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:07,625
Thank you, buddy!
2019
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:11,291
Big moments are easier
in costume, right?
2020
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:14,125
Is this a big moment?
2021
01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,875
I think it is.
2022
01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:25,291
How did you...?
2023
01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:27,875
What is that?
2024
01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,375
I-- I think you know
2025
01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:35,666
I've been trying to figure out
the best way to do this.
2026
01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:37,666
I really wanted it
to be magical,
2027
01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:40,000
but the truth is,
our life just is.
2028
01:19:41,709 --> 01:19:43,333
You know, we're always
going to face challenges,
2029
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:46,583
but the way
that we face them together...
2030
01:19:46,666 --> 01:19:48,166
that's the magic.
2031
01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:52,458
I can't imagine my life
without you and Noah,
2032
01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:55,333
and whether we decorate or not,
2033
01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:57,000
start new family traditions
or stick with the old ones,
2034
01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,416
or even stay in this house,
2035
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:02,083
I want all of our Christmases
from here on out
2036
01:20:02,166 --> 01:20:04,625
to be together.
2037
01:20:04,709 --> 01:20:09,333
It doesn't matter what we do,
or where we go from here,
2038
01:20:09,416 --> 01:20:12,041
you are my real home, Andi.
2039
01:20:18,709 --> 01:20:20,166
Will you marry me?
2040
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:22,375
Yes!
2041
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:31,208
Wow.
2042
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,416
Mikey! Mikey!
2043
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,750
Oh, my goodness.
2044
01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:43,416
How wonderful.
2045
01:20:46,834 --> 01:20:47,791
Oh, honey!
2046
01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:50,750
I thought he'd never ask.
2047
01:20:50,834 --> 01:20:52,416
Well done, buddy.
2048
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,375
So proud of you.
2049
01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:56,875
Wait, does this mean
Mike actually won?
2050
01:20:56,959 --> 01:20:59,541
Yeah, babe, I think it does.
2051
01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:04,583
Oh...
2052
01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:05,666
Actually...
2053
01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,834
you're the one I should be
apologizing to.
2054
01:21:10,916 --> 01:21:12,916
I'm sorry that I was so...
2055
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,916
I was just...
2056
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,041
It's okay.
2057
01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:19,166
I heard you, though.
2058
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:22,416
All the very wise things
you said to me
2059
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,875
when I was spinning out.
2060
01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:27,666
I heard you.
2061
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:30,416
Oh. Good.
2062
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:36,375
And I'm thinking
it might be time for a change.
2063
01:21:36,458 --> 01:21:37,333
A big one.
2064
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,709
♪ Nothing has changed ♪
2065
01:21:41,791 --> 01:21:45,208
♪ I still wish
you could be ♪
2066
01:21:45,291 --> 01:21:47,916
♪ Wrapped up in my arms ♪
2067
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:52,083
♪ Spending Christmas with me ♪
2068
01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:54,083
♪ When it gets cold ♪
2069
01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:59,834
♪ Is when I notice the most ♪
2070
01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:01,791
♪ With all the lights
on the trees ♪
2071
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:05,041
♪ Even Christmas can't compete
with your glow ♪
2072
01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:09,500
Oh, well, you've always
been family,
2073
01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:11,000
but welcome anyway.
2074
01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:12,834
Oh...
2075
01:22:12,916 --> 01:22:14,709
Told you this is
the most romantic time of year.
2076
01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:15,791
Proud of you.
2077
01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:16,834
-Thanks, Dad.
-It's beautiful.
2078
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:22,333
Congratulations
on your engagement.
2079
01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:24,125
-Thanks.
-Thank you.
2080
01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:25,500
I'm really happy for you...
2081
01:22:25,583 --> 01:22:27,166
and for Noah.
2082
01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:30,000
Merry Christmas.
2083
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,791
Merry Christmas!
2084
01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:35,291
So, I'm heading
back to the city tomorrow,
2085
01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:39,959
but I'll give you guys a call
about scheduling some visits.
2086
01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:41,166
Yeah, sounds good.
2087
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:43,500
Okay. See you.
2088
01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:45,291
Let's go.
2089
01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:46,458
Hey, Zane...
2090
01:22:46,541 --> 01:22:48,250
we're doing a family breakfast
2091
01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:49,500
tomorrow morning around 10:00
if you want to join.
2092
01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:51,375
Really?
2093
01:22:51,458 --> 01:22:53,166
Yeah.
2094
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,000
It's Christmas...
and you're family.
2095
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,834
Thanks, Mike.
2096
01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:01,416
That, uh, means a lot.
2097
01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:10,041
Wow, looks like we both
won a trophy.
2098
01:23:11,791 --> 01:23:12,916
I was talking about the ring!
2099
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,875
Congratulations.
2100
01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:16,959
Thanks. Back atcha.
2101
01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:18,375
So, does this mean
2102
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:20,750
that you'll be hosting
The Christmas House next year?
2103
01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:21,834
No.
2104
01:23:21,916 --> 01:23:24,250
This is The Christmas House.
2105
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,500
Always has been,
always will be.
2106
01:23:27,583 --> 01:23:28,625
Yeah.
2107
01:23:28,709 --> 01:23:31,166
But...
2108
01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:34,125
I hear your mom
is looking to sell.
2109
01:23:34,208 --> 01:23:35,166
Wait.
2110
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,125
Does this mean that you--?
2111
01:23:37,208 --> 01:23:38,834
We've talked about it,
2112
01:23:38,916 --> 01:23:41,959
and we've been away long enough.
2113
01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:44,041
I mean, they like baked goods
in New York, right?
2114
01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,750
I just...
2115
01:23:45,834 --> 01:23:49,458
we want our kids
to grow up here...
2116
01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:52,041
with family...
2117
01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:53,791
because they've got a great one.
2118
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:56,125
We all do.
2119
01:23:56,208 --> 01:23:58,500
♪ Nothing has changed ♪
2120
01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:01,500
♪ I still wish
you could be... ♪
2121
01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:05,625
♪ With all the lights
on the trees ♪
2122
01:24:05,709 --> 01:24:09,083
♪ Even Christmas can't compete
with your glow ♪
2123
01:24:10,916 --> 01:24:12,250
♪ It's a shame you can't see ♪
2124
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,666
♪ Even Christmas can't compete
with your glow ♪
2125
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:19,666
It's so nice
2126
01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:21,625
that our grown sons
are acting like grown-ups again.
2127
01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:25,709
Mike!
Did you eat my pizza?
2128
01:24:25,791 --> 01:24:26,791
You animal!
2129
01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:30,125
Almost always.
2130
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,666
Billie said her first word.
2131
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:34,500
It was...
2132
01:24:35,709 --> 01:24:37,000
-What was it?
-It was "Dada"!
2133
01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,916
It was!
2134
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,083
-And it was amazing.
-It was amazing.
2135
01:24:41,166 --> 01:24:43,083
But it...
2136
01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,166
it was about me, though.
2137
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:46,416
She said it my direction.
2138
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,709
Doesn't matter.
We're both "Dada".
2139
01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:51,834
Great. Everyone wins.
2140
01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:53,083
Yup.
2141
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:54,416
But it was about me.
2142
01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:58,250
Still in New York.
2143
01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,834
I'm finding ways
to keep things interesting.
2144
01:25:06,291 --> 01:25:07,916
Oh, it's... it's mine.
2145
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,083
I gotta... I gotta take this.
2146
01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,750
She's the best.
2147
01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:18,416
Noah is doing magic again,
2148
01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,875
and he has a little friend now
who has joined his act.
2149
01:25:20,959 --> 01:25:22,791
Mom... stop.
2150
01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:25,041
She's very into magic.
2151
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:27,916
This is so embarrassing.
2152
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,959
You could always
make yourself disappear.
2153
01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:31,000
Oh, yeah.
2154
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:35,875
The student
has become the teacher.
2155
01:25:35,959 --> 01:25:39,375
I mean... he's getting
really good at this.
2156
01:25:39,458 --> 01:25:40,541
It's kind of creepy.
2157
01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:44,250
Members of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?
2158
01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:46,791
We have, Your Honor.
2159
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:50,875
We find the defendant not...
2160
01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:53,750
Line?
2161
01:25:53,834 --> 01:25:54,750
-Guilty.
-Guilty.
2162
01:25:54,834 --> 01:25:58,375
Very, very not guilty.
2163
01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:02,250
Not... guilty!
2164
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:03,375
How was that?
2165
01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:04,750
-Was it... a little too much?
-Cut!
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