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This time... Mindy has some thoughts
on my approach to office admin.
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How in the name of all that's holy
are you going to invoice?
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It's madness. Our biggest client
challenges me to a sporting bet.
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Richard Hammond workshop
could be mine in a moment.
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Wait a minute.
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And a glitzy car show
is a golden opportunity to show
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the world what we can do....
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I thought you put it in.
I thought you put it in.
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We are a marquee down
we are struggling.
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Fire 'em up, let's go!
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I've fulfilled a lifelong dream.
This all yours? It's all ours.
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I've set up a classic car
restoration business
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with automotive wonder family Neil,
Anthony, and Andrew Greenhouse.
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(GASPS) Dad!
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But it's become a money pit...
Bad, bad, bad.
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..and if we don't break even soon...
Ten. But the budget's ten!
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..there's a real chance
we may go bust.
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It's not going well at all is it.
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So, I've come up with ambitious new
plans. Welcome to your club.
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We've just gotta push forward
into the big league.
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We're even going racing to find cars
that need our help.
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Now wouldn't be the time
to give him a business card.
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I'm determined to turn
my lifelong obsession...
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Come on, little car.
..into a thriving business.
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Will it turn over? No.
(LAUGHS) Isn't this a good idea?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
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Here you are.
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Morning, Bentley.
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Yeah, you still haven't restored
yourself I see.
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Can you hear him?
He's talking to the cars?
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He is, isn't he?
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Morning, Alvis. You've still got
some work to do on yourself.
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He's finally lost the plot. Morning,
Porsche. Get yourself done.
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It's getting to him running a garage.
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He's realising now it's not
as easy as he thought, isn't he?
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It is great having three jobs
on the floor,
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but they are jobs that brings
problems of their own.
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They have to be done
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which means we've gotta be organised
which we're not.
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I am trying to be a grown up boss
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I've even tried my hand
at proper admin
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in an attempt to get
the guys logging their hours.
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Whether any of it has worked,
remains to be seen.
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(MOBILE CHIMING)
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Oh, hello.
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That's Dean.
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(MOBILE CHIMING)
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Hello, Dean.
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Good morning, Richard.
Hello. How are you?
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I'm very well, thank you.
I hope you are as well.
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Yes, very well. Thank you very well.
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Richard, the reason for my call is
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I wanted to catch up with you
as regards to the Bentley,
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and wondered
whether you are available
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so that we can sit down
and go through the plan of action.
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Yes, that's a really good idea.
You do know what?
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It'd be a relief to do it.
I'd love to.
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How about I come over later today?
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All right, Richard.
Look forward to seeing you then.
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Ahh! Guys, what are we gonna do
about the Bentley?
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I've gotta go see Dean. He's gonna
bollock me. What am I gonna do?
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Neil?
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Neil?
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Neil, can I borrow you for a sec?
I just had Dean on the phone.
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It's about his Bentley.
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Let's just uncover it because
I wanna just have a quick chat
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about what we're gonna do.
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Because I know what we've done,
which is bugger all.
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OK, this car... Yeah.
..is gonna be with us for how long?
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Realistically. If we started this
now, if we opened this can of worms.
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I honestly, I could see even
if we were on it
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for a significant amount
of time, a couple of years.
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Right. So, facts are Dean's probably
our most important customer.
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It's - and it's one of only two
he's got the other one
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and the other one was restored
by one of the best in the business.
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So, this is our chance to show what
we can do with a proper special car.
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The only problem is it's such a big
deal it is scary getting going.
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We can't let him down.
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And also he knows what he's looking
at, so he knows a good job, too.
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It's gotta be absolutely top drawer.
It's funny.
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We spoke about this being the car
that could make our reputation...
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Yeah. ..and it could. Yeah.
But we get this wrong.
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Take it on in the wrong way
and on the wrong terms
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and it could break us.
Yeah, yeah, easily.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Don't want to do this.
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Right. Dean's house.
It was like a summons.
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If he gets really angry, does
one of us faint as a distraction?
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Like, if he's giving,
if he's giving it,
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"Neil, I trusted you.
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I looked in your eyes and I thought
you were gonna start on this car.
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You've done nothing!" I'll go,
"I feel faint. "Thunk.
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I don't like -
I don't do being shouted at.
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I just can't bear it.
I know I can't stand it.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Why's he in the field? I don't know.
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It doesn't look good.
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(GUNSHOT)
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He's definitely got a gun.
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OK, do you see two mounds of earth
and a couple of shovels?
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DEAN: How about that?
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You go first Richard, you go
first. I don't want to go first!
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Just cos I know him!
Hello, mate. How are you?
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You finally got here.
You've been away again, haven't you?
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Absolutely.
You look extraordinarily well.
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Hey! Neil, good to see you.
Welcome. Yeah.
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Do you wanna come over
and sit and join me for a minute?
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Well... (LAUGHING) what's this?
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This what you do in -
This is my private shooting club.
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You are nuts.
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You've got a day off and you decide,
what else does a person do?
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(LAUGHS)
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Look, we've got the Bentley
in the workshop. Yeah.
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Going well? Very well.
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We're still trying to get
to grips with the organisation.
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We don't wanna make any mistakes, so
we're just trying to make sure that
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we're going slowly and steadily
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and making everything
as we want it, but, yeah. -Right.
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What does that actually mean?
It means taking on work that we know
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we can do cleanly, quickly,
turn it around, get out the door.
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So, you've been practising on other
people's cars, saving the best.
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I like that way of putting it.
I'm quite happy to run with that.
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I do feel confident that you're
gonna get this job done nicely.
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Good, glad to hear it.
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Have you ever done any clay pigeon
shooting at all?
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I've never really, no.
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What about yourself, Richard?
I've had a go. I'm useless.
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OK. So, we'll have a little bit
of a competition,
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and the winner takes all.
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House, grounds, cars.
Let's get going.
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(LAUGHS) Come on. Let's have fun.
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Richard Hammond's workshop
could be mine in a moment.
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Wait a minute. (LAUGHS)
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Are we ready? Yes, we are.
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Let's go!
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(GUN FIRING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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No. I'm at my last shell.
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That's it. I'm outta shot.
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I've run out of shells.
Always have enough.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Really?
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Wait. Have I lost the Cog?
Well, look, look after them.
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(DEAN LAUGHS)
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Well, look, as you know,
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I've got two of the most valuable
and interesting cars of all times
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for Bentleys, which are two R-Types.
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So, the plan is, gentlemen,
we're gonna show at the annual 2022
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Concours d' Elegance of the Bentley
Drivers Club.
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And that's here.
And that's gonna be here.
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We're gonna do this with the
presence of the Royal family here,
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and most probably up
to about a thousand people
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and 500 cars will be attending here.
So, you have the one car that
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you already have that's restored,
that's beautiful.
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The other one, that's not there yet.
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And that's our intention to do it
two or three years' time.
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That one's even better. Exactly.
That's the plan. Right. Love it.
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The restored car has got a few
little scratches and marks.
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OK. So, would you be kind enough
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to just eliminate those
before we present it,
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so we just got it
in a perfect condition?
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I'm sure we could do it.
But I'm sure you can do that.
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That's the plan.
Yep. I love it. I love it.
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Well, that went better than expected.
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I was expecting to be staring
at my shoes whilst
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a big German man shouted at me
for not starting in on his car.
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But I've come away with encouraging
words and actually some work.
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It's only little job
on the other Bentley.
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But it is a chance to put our work
in front of discerning people
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at the biggest Bentley event
of the year.
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So, result.
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One disaster may have been averted,
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but I sense my management skills are
about to face another test.
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For weeks I've been trying
to get the boys to be more organised
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and start logging
their hours properly.
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It's time to find out if my attempts
at cracking the whip
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have made any difference.
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And the answer lies
in all this paperwork.
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These are all the invoices for parts.
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Then what I come to are these
in which...
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..there are no records of hours.
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We have to just for once take on
a job and from the very beginning,
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from moment one, log the hours
and know what we've done.
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I just don't seem to be
able to do it.
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And the brutal truth is,
neither do the guys.
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We need another solution.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Today, after a conversation
with Richard Hammond,
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who frankly couldn't organise
the contents of an envelope...
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..it appears things aren't going
very smoothly at the workshop.
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It's just running by the seat of
its pants really.
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So, I very foolishly volunteered
to come in and sort it out.
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Oh, God.
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I approach this building
with trepidation every time.
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Hello?
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Well, that's working well.
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Hello?
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Hey! That's looking good.
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Looks nice, doesn't it?
Hmm, very nice.
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How come you're in today?
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I thought I'd come and have a look
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at how things are running, generally.
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Can you show me what paperwork
you've got?
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Yeah. Let's go and have a look.
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Hang on a minute. And I did ring
this. Nothing happened.
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Cos I'm the only one with
that buzzer, but I was painting.
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OK, OK. Ladies first. Cheers.
God's sake.
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Oh, my God.
It's like an oven in here.
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We're not allowed a heater
downstairs.
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So, hang on, are these
all the receipts? Yeah.
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That come in, yeah.
This doesn't make sense.
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So, this is in alphabetical order,
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according to the name of the company.
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The company, not the vehicle.
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So, why isn't it in vehicle order
rather than
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in the name of the company?
Richard. OK.
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Can I leave you for ten minutes?
You crack on.
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If you need me, you come
and get me. No, that's fine.
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You crack on, when you see Richard,
can you send him up?
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Yeah, no problem. Thanks.
Thanks, Ant. Thank you, Mindy. OK.
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To be honest, that was a very
surprise visit from Mindy.
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I wasn't expecting that at all,
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which has got me
on the back foot really.
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It's like being back at school
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and going back to the head
teacher's room and like,
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you haven't done your homework
right. I just despair.
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Because I did think
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from the conversations
I had with Richard,
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that there was already some
kind of a filing system.
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One lever arch file
is not a filing system.
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This is just madness.
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I found Richard and I've sent him up.
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I don't think
he's in for a good time.
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He's in for a rough ride today,
but maybe it's what he needs,
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a little kick up the rear.
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Hello? Hello.
I heard you were in. Uh-huh.
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So, you're having to look around
and your fact finding mission.
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Have you found facts?
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OK, so you tell me
what your filing system is.
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I think Anthony looks
after that sort of thing.
242
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:24,880
He said that you looked after it.
Right.
243
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:31,080
Also, what the hell?
Look, look, look.
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This is what you do.
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You open an envelope,
you do nothing with the contents,
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and you put the contents back in.
This is really bad.
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Bad, bad, bad.
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Just put it back. Is that -
Just put it back.
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You - Come with me.
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Come with me, dear. Come hither.
Are you cross? Oh, am I?
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This is your filing system.
All invoicing and receipts
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are under the name of the company
that sent them.
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How In the name of all that's holy,
are you going to invoice?
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You have to go through
every single letter
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of the alphabet to find the receipt.
It's not a system.
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It's madness. It's madness.
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And you have done absolutely nothing
towards this process, have you?
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Well, no.
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I'm a bit worried actually,
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as much as anything else,
because if we don't make it work
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it's gonna jeopardise
the whole business.
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Ant? Yes, mate?
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I have taken an executive decision
at the highest possible level,
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not to be in my office today.
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You're not allowed in your office
now then? No, thrown out.
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Nice feeling, isn't it? I'm loving
throwing off all of that.
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00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,680
Richard? Yes. There's three missed
calls on the phone up here?
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That's entirely possible. I'll - yes.
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Is there not an answering machine
facility, a voicemail or something?
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Is there an answering machine
on the -?
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Just say, "Yes." Yes.
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00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,240
When this phone rings,
does it ring anywhere else?
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00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,440
No. No. Why isn't there
handset on reception?
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Because I'm normally in the office.
Because I'm normally in the office.
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00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,880
Yeah, but you're not always here,
are you?
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No, but when I'm away Ant is.
When I'm away though Ant is.
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00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,760
Is Anthony talking to you
from underneath that car?
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No. No. (LAUGHS)
It's like Cyrano De Bergerac.
279
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Is Anthony hiding underneath
that car? Yeah.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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So that's the only handset
for the whole system?
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OK. Thank you. Carry on.
283
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:55,960
Mate, our lives are gonna get
a lot better, and a lot worse.
284
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
285
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,920
Good morning. Morning.
286
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Another day,
and the workshop is getting
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another very important visitor
Dean's second Bentley R-Type.
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Give it a bit of left-hand
down then. Go on.
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Line up the door. Lead in.
Go on then. That'll do.
290
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,560
Ooh, look. How special are we?
Good, innit?
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00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,680
Where else in the world can
you see two of these together?
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00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,280
Nowhere else in the entire world...
No.
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..cos these are the only two.
So, what needs doing?
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It's got some chips on the paint.
295
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,040
If you look at it, this restoration
was probably done a few years ago.
296
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,080
And then you got marks
like there look.
297
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,800
He wants it polished and he wants it
fettled, so it looks nice and fresh.
298
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,760
But we haven't got long.
These Bentleys? Yes.
299
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Do we know how they're going
to be displayed at this event?
300
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:55,040
It's Dean's event and they're
Dean's Bentley's. I don't know.
301
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:58,160
I would suggest
we need some kind of signage
302
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or something next to it to explain,
303
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,800
"This is the car that is about
to be restored by Smallest Cog."
304
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,960
Yeah, OK.
What am I gonna write on the sign?
305
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,240
Do we talk to our global head of PR?
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Zog? Mm.
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I'll call him.
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00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,600
(MOBILE RINGING)
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00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:26,280
Hi, at last. Ziegler? Hammond?
This is an important business call
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in your capacity
as Head of PR Global.
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00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,520
You know Dean
and you know his Bentley's.
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00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:37,200
And... Yes, yes, yes, yes.
..next weekend he is hosting a big
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00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,840
shindig for the Bentley Drivers Club
at his house.
314
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,480
So, in the grounds, there's all lots
of owners there.
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700 of them.
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So, that's probably
every single member
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00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,120
of the Bentley owners club
in Britain.
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00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,680
Yeah, it's a big deal.
So, would it be a good idea to put
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00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:57,200
some sort of a sign next door
to the unrestored Bentley
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with the Cog logo on, that says,
321
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,240
"The Smallest Cog are delighted
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00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:08,560
to restore this Bentley to Concours
condition?"
323
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,440
I think that's a golden opportunity.
324
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:15,160
Are you available to join us?
Yes, I'd love to.
325
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,520
Are the Greenhouses going
to be there?
326
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,280
Yes, we'll go full force.
Showing their bottoms.
327
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,760
No, I'll tell them
to pull up their trousers up
328
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:27,000
and maybe iron their T-shirts,
if they possess irons.
329
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,560
Prince Michael of Kent
is gonna be there.
330
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:34,520
Do you think his prince-ness
understand anything that Neil says?
331
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,960
No, probably not.
332
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,480
Or do you think I should give Neil
a bit of a brush up on elocution?
333
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,280
Would you brush him up?
Yes, I'd love to.
334
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,600
OK. Brilliant. Thank you very much.
335
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,720
Thanks, Zog. ..Head of PR Global.
Cheers, bud.
336
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,200
Yeah. And you. Play nicely. Ta-ta!
337
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:54,960
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,160
Seeing as how Mindy is in
control of things at the workshop,
339
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,240
I am taking advantage
of the opportunity to head up north
340
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,680
and make good on an old
promise to a dear friend.
341
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,840
I am headed for the Lake District
to meet one of my favourite people,
342
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,720
my old mate Les,
343
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,680
who for 30 years has
been working on his vintage special,
344
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Riley and it's time to get it
finished, it really is.
345
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,800
When he's not working on historic
cars, he's a sheep farmer,
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00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,680
which in fairness is a bit of
a distraction.
347
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,120
It's raining.
'Course it's raining. Yes.
348
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,440
What else would it be doing?
I'm comment -
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00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,160
I don't know why would I mention
that? We off then?
350
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,000
We'll have to get round
these sheep. Right.
351
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,680
We'd better get on it.
I figured as much - Dog.
352
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,560
(WHISTLES) Come on, then.
Come on, then. Up you get.
353
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:57,240
Good girl. There's a good girl.
Hello, mate, hello.
354
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,200
Are you all buckled up?
I'm buckled up. -Excellent.
355
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,120
It is letting up.
356
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,000
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
357
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,040
We do have a ewe to check down here.
358
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,720
That's all trouble you know?
How do you know?
359
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,440
You can see it's got his back
arched a little bit,
360
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,400
so It's not getting much.
The lamb? Yeah.
361
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,240
So, she's not letting it suckle. No.
362
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,120
So, it just looks unhappy,
doesn't it? Yeah.
363
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,200
There's no sustenance. If you get
no food, you're unhappy, aren't ya?
364
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,720
You're really hungry.
365
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,400
Tess, if we asked you to round
those sheep up, could you?
366
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,760
It's, no. No, she's just mate,
she's fallen asleep.
367
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:46,040
She's as deaf as a post. She's-
I'm now dead worried about that lamb.
368
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,440
No, don't worry about it.
It'll be all right.
369
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,520
But we're not equipped
to get it in. No.
370
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,960
We've got a very old dog
and two little fat men and a quad.
371
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,920
I'll get Steven to get it in later.
Right. Fetch it up. OK.
372
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,160
This is like a really crap Safari,
do you know what I mean?
373
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,560
It's limited.
374
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,720
I'm on my way to Hereford
to pick up Kamla.
375
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:20,840
I think bringing in the accountant
while Richard Hammond is away
376
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,960
in the Lake District just says
to the boys, this is serious.
377
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,560
So, they might get a little bit
of a surprise when I walk in
378
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,720
with my sidekick
and her nostrils flaring.
379
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,480
Hi. Thanks for picking me up.
You're very welcome. That's great.
380
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,960
Hop in, hop in, hop in.
Lovely. Thank you.
381
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,240
I'm really pleased you came,
actually,
382
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,560
because I really need your help
to get the guys
383
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,280
to take the running of the business
a bit more seriously.
384
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,320
I know Richard looked into that,
385
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,440
but when it comes to time
management, keeping a log of jobs,
386
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,960
keeping a log
of all the parts that are used,
387
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,000
this is where all four of them
are failing. Yeah.
388
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,480
So, before we go in we need to find
out what's going on with the phone.
389
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,880
What's happening with the phone?
390
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,840
Turns out there is one phone
in the office that nobody answers,
391
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,400
it goes to answer machine,
the answer machine is full.
392
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,520
Nobody's checked the messages?
I don't think.
393
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,360
Almost every message on that answer
phone is a potential client
394
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,400
that we'd have lost out on. I know.
395
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,720
I'm wondering if we try
and ring the number...
396
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,240
Good idea.
..see if anybody answers it.
397
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,400
(LINE RINGING)
398
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,360
They're all in there.
399
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,400
This isn't good, is it?
400
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,200
Right. You ready to put
your bitch face on? Always.
401
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,920
(LAUGHS) Let's go! Come on then.
402
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,250
2
00:23:46.360 -- 00:23:52.320 align:middle line:90% position:50%
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
403
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,040
Hello. Hello.
404
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,360
Oh, hello. I'm here.
We were thinking you weren't in.
405
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,360
You look worried, and rightly so.
You should be.
406
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,560
In all seriousness,
407
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,320
we need to gather round
and have a chat. Have a chat?
408
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:13,760
In here, yeah? Yes, please.
Chaps, Kamla and Mindy are here.
409
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,800
I think we should grab a seat.
410
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,760
What's this about, then?
I don't know.
411
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,680
This was the whiteboard
that Richard set up.
412
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,720
They just haven't used it.
413
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,960
I mean, it's not thought through,
is it? No.
414
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,480
Right, stand by your beds,
stand by your beds.
415
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,320
Everybody stand by your beds.
Lovely to see you all. And you.
416
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:38,640
Right, lads. First things first,
here's another phone for you.
417
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,160
So, can we have two phones?
One down here and one upstairs.
418
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,320
And honestly, when the phone rings
419
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,280
that pad needs to be filled out -
every time.
420
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,400
That's Richard's job at the moment.
It's not Richard's job.
421
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,840
Richard's just not here
all the time. No.
422
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,040
So, the other thing we want
to talk about is hours worked.
423
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,200
I think we need to sort
of try a system.
424
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,960
You each get one of these pads.
425
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,000
So, you get vehicle, model and
make, a brief explanation of work,
426
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,960
parts used, time start,
time end, hours total. Yep.
427
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,520
So, every time you work on a vehicle
you'll fill out the top sheet
428
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:20,280
and then in every vehicle we're
gonna put one of these bad boys.
429
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,520
Top sheet there,
lives in the vehicle.
430
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,280
One vehicle, one box file. OK.
431
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,680
Also, copies of any invoices
pertaining to the vehicle.
432
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,560
So, everything that needs
to be billed is in there.
433
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,720
And then once a week
could you scan these?
434
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,040
If you could upload them
to our electronic folder.
435
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,280
The blue Bentley we got in
for Dean. Yeah.
436
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,120
"Why don't we use that system
on that car, on that
437
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,840
and then you know where you are.
See if it works.
438
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,240
That would be good.
439
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,080
I think they've taken it on board.
440
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,920
Just gotta see how things tick over
with that quick Bentley job.
441
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,720
To make sure it is a quick
Bentley job. Well, yeah.
442
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,760
And have a look and see how many
hours they've actually done.
443
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,840
Let's see if we've got
the estimate, right,
444
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,880
cos that's kind of our test case.
445
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,400
In the Lake District,
I'm no closer to getting my hands
446
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,200
on Les' vintage car,
447
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,040
thanks to the shenanigans
of some of his wayward sheep.
448
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,080
You go and fetch it up.
449
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,600
This is Operation Rescue, the lamp
450
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,120
from the disinterested mother
that isn't letting it suckle.
451
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,360
So, what they wanted to do is,
as gently as possible,
452
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,320
separate her out from the flock.
453
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,840
And see if they encourage her
to come into milk
454
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,520
and look after her lamb.
I'll go the long side of it.
455
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:39,000
Walk her up again that fence and see
if she'll just let the lamb under.
456
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,560
All right, love.
457
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,280
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stand quiet.
458
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,640
It's like chess, but with sheep.
459
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,840
Wherever you stand
is really critical.
460
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,920
Just get up,
move it on a little further.
461
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,440
All right, love. Come on, in here.
Relax.
462
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Aye, she's got plenty of milk. Yeah.
463
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,880
Poor little thing's starving. Yeah.
464
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,280
Come on little one.
465
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,720
She's a very reluctant mother.
466
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,840
Maybe you get her a book
on parenting.
467
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,760
I have a hunch she can't read.
468
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,760
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
469
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,240
This car's got a few marks
and cracks and splits
470
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,200
coming back up in it now, so all
we are doing is just tidying it up
471
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,400
for Dean's show for the weekend.
And hopefully, it all goes to plan
472
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,920
cos we haven't got no time to
mess with it.
473
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,240
Bit of a problem there.
474
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,200
Looks like we've got a primer
on top of the bare alloy.
475
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,800
So, look how many coats we got.
We got 12 coats on there.
476
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,400
At the moment, we're just patching
up somebody else's work.
477
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,760
But whatever we do
has got to be quality.
478
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,320
The biggest fear now is getting
the paint to match.
479
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,080
Dean's Bentley would have been
painted ten or 15 years ago.
480
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,400
We don't know what paint it
was painted with,
481
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,920
what colour it was painted in
and who painted it.
482
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,040
So, we've now gotta miraculously
match it, blow it in
483
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,560
and make it look like we haven't
even touched it.
484
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,840
This is where years of experience
and alchemy come into play.
485
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,120
He's good at mixing a drop of paint,
oh Neil, bless him.
486
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,440
He's quite thorough with it.
487
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,160
One-four-one.
488
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,600
So, point three of a gram there look.
489
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,440
Neil I reckon this colour should
be OK, but you never know.
490
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,400
The proof of the pudding is
in the eating, as they say.
491
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,080
Chaps? Is anybody here?
492
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,520
All right, Zog?
Sorry to arrive unannounced.
493
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,200
I heard from above that
you're going to be representing.
494
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,080
The Smallest Cog
at the Bentley event at the weekend.
495
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,120
Yeah, that's right.
Are they having sandwiches?
496
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,560
Cos we want to know,
that was the main question.
497
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,880
It's not a jolly.
You are ambassadors for the Cog
498
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,920
so you've gotta present
yourselves nicely.
499
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,360
So, you're gonna teach us
to talk proper then?
500
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,080
Talk properly, not talk proper. OK,
chaps, bit of role play here, OK?
501
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,960
So, over to the Bentley.
And I'm a potential punter.
502
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,480
Oh, right. OK. Right?
And I've called you over.
503
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,480
How much do you know about this car?
504
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,240
This vehicle, sir? This vehicle.
505
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,720
This is a Bentley R-Type
by HJ Mulliner in Birmingham.
506
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,400
It's H not H. Oh.
507
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,440
And also another thing,
508
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,680
don't be playing pocket billiards
all the time.
509
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,960
Get your hands out of your pockets.
I see.
510
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,720
Hands behind your back or hand in...?
511
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,960
You can do this. Yeah.
512
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,160
That's very royal. How about this?
513
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,360
Or that, but don't keep them
in your skyrockets. No.
514
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,440
OK, so put you there
and I'm gonna come on up
515
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,960
and see how you've improved.
516
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,080
So, good afternoon, gentlemen.
Good afternoon.
517
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,520
Tell me about the car.
518
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:02,320
This car actually is a 1954 Bentley
R-Type built
519
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,120
by HJ Mulliner in Birmingham.
520
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,120
I must say, you're answering
the questions beautifully.
521
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,400
Right, hands.
522
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,320
Now, I know you're horny-handed
sons of the spanner,
523
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,640
but this is disgusting.
So, get those polished up.
524
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,160
And if you can get this tattoo off,
that would help. (ALL LAUGH)
525
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,840
Excellent. Well, I know
you're going to be brilliant.
526
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,040
You'll be proud of us, Zog. Bye-bye!
527
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,080
All right, ta, Zog! Bye, Zog!
That was a bit of a bit of a shock.
528
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,160
You gotta be yourself.
But that's the problem.
529
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,640
He's trying to change who we are,
but the problem we can be polite.
530
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,200
We can all switch that on
and be polite -
531
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,760
Something he has taught us?
Stand-my hands behind my back.
532
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,200
None of us have got our hands in our
pockets. My hands behind my back.
533
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,920
You're like this, he's like
this and I'm stood like that,
534
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,200
usually like this. Getting
in training. That's right.
535
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,560
After Les' frankly,
heroic shepherding work,
536
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,400
we finally move on to his Riley
537
00:30:53,480 --> 00:31:00,040
which has been progressing rather
slowly over the past three decades.
538
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,080
I'm grateful
that you're taking this on.
539
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,800
And I'm overjoyed, but... But?
..I know some of it ain't great.
540
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:12,360
When I put the engine together and I
saw tiny hairline cracks in the top,
541
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,480
I thought, "That won't
be a problem.." Yeah.
542
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,320
"That shouldn't be a problem.
They're tiny.
543
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,600
Nothing can get through there."
But they got bigger.
544
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,320
But it is. Yes. When it gets hot,
I think they get bigger.
545
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,640
That's the main problem with it
at the moment?
546
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,560
Yeah, that's one of them.
There's a few. Right.
547
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,400
Really, these things here, Rich,
548
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,440
there should be a plate on top of
the spring, and a thing coming up,
549
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,560
a lug coming up to take these.
550
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,120
I decided it would be much easier
and quicker
551
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,320
just to use some cheap U-bolts.
Yeah. We can definitely do that.
552
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,880
That's one of them, is it?
That's one small thing.
553
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:50,120
OK. We'll go - you go to the back
of the car now. The back of the car.
554
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,000
I also made the battery carrier.
555
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,800
And realistically -
It isn't a battery carrier.
556
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,680
There is another thing.
557
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:04,200
The tank should really
have a solid filler neck on it,
558
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,160
so it should be slightly longer.
559
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,000
How many threads are on this?
A lot of threads.
560
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,160
Right, so this is one piece
and really... Oh, yeah.
561
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,560
..it wants welding. Yes.
I think that's the worst of my woes.
562
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,600
Well, there's nothing not doable,
is there? No, no, it's doable.
563
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,640
The idea here is get this
on the trailer.
564
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,160
I shall then drive it back down
to Herefordshire...
565
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,640
..and we shall begin work.
566
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,120
Right, I'm gonna wind
and you could steer. OK.
567
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,160
Ah! God!
568
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's lovely.
569
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,440
(PANTS)
570
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,440
You all right, mate?
571
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,600
Yeah. We've got it -
572
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,160
A lot of my workmanship
is a long way from perfect.
573
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,360
So, to think that my old mate's
taking it and doing it
574
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,720
is pretty bloody amazing.
575
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,240
Right, that, that's it.
It's on, it's safe and secure.
576
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,320
Yeah. Brilliant, mate. Thanks, man.
577
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,760
Next stop, Hereford.
578
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:25,520
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
579
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,840
Hello? Hello.
580
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,600
This is Thunderbird one and I
have a delightful gift
581
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,640
for you to examine on the trailer.
Bye. Bye.
582
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,040
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
583
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,200
Ta-da! What have you got there?
584
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,360
It's good, isn't it?
This is Leslie's car.
585
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,080
Built by a shepherd in Buttermere.
586
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,480
It's like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's
evil twin. Yes, exactly.
587
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,800
I could tell you something,
588
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,120
since you've been away things
have changed around here.
589
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,480
Well, how have things changed
around here? Why?
590
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,760
Well, basically, Kamla
and Mindy have been in.
591
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,440
They've given us these box files,
592
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,160
come up with this plan
that every car that we do,
593
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,760
we log the hours, log the material
and put it all in this box.
594
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,040
And it'll be accurate?
It is accurate.
595
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,320
We've done Dean's Bentley.
So, it's worked..
596
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,880
So, if this goes on,
we could end up making money?
597
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,480
We could be retired by the end
of next year.
598
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,480
Yeah.
You might be pushing a bit there.
599
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,400
Right.
So, there is only one downside.
600
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,000
I've gotta go home at some point
and Mindy's gonna be going,
601
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,720
"Sorted your business."
602
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,040
You'll be having humble pie for tea,
won't you?
603
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,240
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
604
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:54,680
Today, is the annual Bentley Drivers
Club big shindig.
605
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:59,480
We've got two cars to show - one
R-Type that's still to be restored
606
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,320
and another, where we've tried to
perfect the paintwork.
607
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,560
But it is, in fact, raining.
608
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,560
There's no denying that. Il pleut.
609
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,520
Not exactly the best conditions
to display two convertibles,
610
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,920
but the lads are on top of it,
I'm sure.
611
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,160
I'll take one for the team,
don't worry lads. Well done.
612
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,960
Hey, I don't think we have
to put the legs up,
613
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,720
I think Richard can get under here.
614
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,000
Yeah, he's got enough height,
but we haven't.
615
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,000
Take your time now, there's no rush.
616
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,280
If we stop there. Shall I go and get
the other cover out then? Yeah.
617
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,480
We'll get the other one of these out
to cover that one up.
618
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,560
Where's the second one? Got him?
619
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,400
No. I got - oh! Got a car cover.
No, these, these - yeah.
620
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,400
These are the covers for that one,
innit?
621
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,400
So, where's the other one of
them then?
622
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,960
We, we haven't got another one?
By the look of it, no.
623
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,440
For flip's sake. Your dad's in town.
624
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,440
Give him a call,
if you can get a hold of him,
625
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,720
and see if he can pick
anything up gazebo-wise.
626
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,160
Yeah. I'll try my best.
If he can. (GROANS)
627
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,080
Hi, Dad. Yeah. No, no, no, no.
We're in trouble here.
628
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,920
We're a marquee down, we are
struggling and we look silly.
629
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,250
2
00:36:21.480 -- 00:36:25.680 align:middle line:90% position:50%
I wanted to be here to inspect
the Cog boys,
630
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,720
so I'm hoping to see them
looking neat and tidy.
631
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:34,440
So...
time to inspect the troops, I fear.
632
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,400
Right, the moment of truth.
633
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,640
Good morning. Morning, Zog.
634
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,400
You've brought the weather with
you then chaps. Beautiful, innit?
635
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,800
So, Richard's on his way. Yep.
636
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,360
Are you happy with what
you're going to show him?
637
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,360
Not really.
Cos there's a tent missing?
638
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,000
That's on its way,
that should be here any minute.
639
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,760
Good God, you've brought
refreshments. We have indeed.
640
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,840
You won't like it,
I don't think. Nozecco?
641
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,600
Is that alcohol-free?
Yes. It was cheap.
642
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,040
Neil's here, mate. Let's go have
a look if he's got what we want.
643
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,840
Have you got some? Oh!
644
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,320
Let's get this show on the road, eh?
645
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,200
This has all gone a bit British.
646
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,880
Lots of soggy Bentleys.
647
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,440
Might go see the chaps.
648
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,240
They might not be happy
about the weather.
649
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,480
Grab that one then. I'll get it then.
650
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,800
Look at - (LAUGHS) Oh!
651
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,400
What you doing?
652
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,840
Hello? Hello, Hammond.
Isn't it lovely?
653
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,400
How are the Cogs?
How are they? Are they -?
654
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,400
Well, they're... Downhearted?
655
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,240
..wet - well - They're soggy.
Well, they're building tents.
656
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,240
I think Andrew is gonna punch
one of us in a minute.
657
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,800
Look at his little face. (LAUGHS)
658
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,200
This is our hospitality area.
Nozecco. Yeah.
659
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,960
Champagne glasses. Well, that's -
Strawberries. Rose.
660
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,600
If we dress it up a bit,
it'll be fine.
661
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,680
Go on.
662
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,600
I'm getting disappointment tinged
with regret.
663
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,240
Let's do some PR-ing. Somebody
will be along in a minute. Yeah.
664
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,760
Come on then, punters. Where are you?
665
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:32,400
Got a lovely workshop, plenty of
room for your Bentleys in there.
666
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,360
There'll be a rush in a minute.
667
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,800
This is the stuff of nightmares.
668
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,760
The British way is we soldier
on as though it weren't happening.
669
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,080
Time to check in with the host
and our number one customer,
670
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,040
who's displaying another of his
671
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,920
prize-winning Bentleys
under a much bigger tent.
672
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,280
Dean, hello. How are you? Hello.
Hello, Richard. Good to see you.
673
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,760
I have spotted your baby.
Oh, yes, this one.
674
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,560
Yes, indeed. "Oh, yeah,
it's this one. Oh, that - this?
675
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,880
That little thing?" Yeah, this.
676
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,200
Continental Fastback and this
is a Concours winning car? Yes.
677
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,480
This is what you want?
678
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:17,320
I want it the same quality
and final finish. Yeah.
679
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,800
I wanna deliver this.
I want paint that flat.
680
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,200
Well, just imagine in two years'
time,
681
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,760
when you've actually done the work.
682
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,000
It could be here. I want it in here.
683
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,400
I want it in here looking like this.
You're on the same spot.
684
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,920
It could be here. That's what
we're looking to achieve.
685
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,520
Same quality. You got a good, clear
picture of what we're looking?
686
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,560
Yeah. Really, really, really good.
Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
687
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,680
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
688
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,640
The weather has actually changed
now and it's not raining for once.
689
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:53,040
It's getting a lot busier now.
We're rubbing shoulders with people
690
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,800
with cars that are
like £100,000 plus.
691
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,520
So, we just gotta push through
the rest of the day,
692
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,520
talk to as many people as we can,
693
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,720
and actually push this company
forward at last into the big league.
694
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,960
Ladies and Gentlemen,
the judging is taking place.
695
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,040
His Royal Highness is on the field.
Dean is on the field.
696
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,880
Lots of exciting things to come.
Enjoy the day.
697
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,880
Remember the etiquette lessons boys.
Good afternoon, your Grace.
698
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,200
Trouble is, we haven't had chance to
go get posh clothes on or nothing.
699
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,680
Good morning, gentlemen.
How's everybody this morning?
700
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,600
Good, thank you. Very well. Fine.
And you? OK.
701
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,840
So, this is a 1953 model.
This is the INDISTINCT.
702
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:35,600
And what I like is, it's preserving
British history in a way, yeah?
703
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,080
NEIL: We've just had a near miss,
I would say.
704
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,840
Prince Michael of Kent sort
of walked over to a car
705
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,920
and got within about ten ft of us,
706
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,880
which is ten ft closer than
we've never been to anybody royal,
707
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,480
so that's not bad, is it?
708
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,520
Hello.
Phillip Hine, Chairman of the BDC.
709
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,840
Right. Neil Greenhouse,
this is my brother Andrew.
710
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,120
Hello. Nice to meet you.
We're from The Smallest Cog,
711
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,920
we have done some
rectification paintwork
712
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,440
and blended some of the
paintwork along that car. Have you?
713
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,680
I would love it if you could
have a walk around there.
714
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,640
Of course. ..and see if you can -
715
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,120
if you would be happy with
the finishes on there. Yeah.
716
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,080
Plainly, you've done an extremely
good job. You really have.
717
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,760
I'm trying to see anything,
but I can't.
718
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,920
You didn't do the whole panel?
No. No, it is a blend in.
719
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,080
Right, so it's all blend in. Yeah.
720
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,520
(SIGHS) Magical.
Now, that means a lot to us.
721
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,600
Yeah, magical. It really is.
722
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,200
Because, you know, we're very
experienced in paintwork. Yeah.
723
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,840
But this is a different level for us.
724
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,760
We've all worked
on very high-end cars,
725
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,680
but nothing as, as nice and as big
as an important and rare as this.
726
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,720
It's superb, really.
Thank you for having us.
727
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,240
It's made our day
to be here to be honest.
728
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,480
That was a bit of
an unexpected event.
729
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,280
That was Phillip, and he's the head
judge at the Bentley Drivers Club.
730
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,560
He was thrilled to bits
with the paint job.
731
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,160
His word was, "Magical."
732
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,680
"Magical."
So, I was quite impressed with that.
733
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,480
I don't think we've seen anything
that the guys couldn't do.
734
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,200
Every time we pop up in front
of owners, enthusiasts,
735
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,160
it's reinforcing the fact
that we exist,
736
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:21,640
so we become part of the scene.
Actually, the day is not over for me
737
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,840
cos I'm going home to change into
my bow tie and dinner suit
738
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,560
cos I'm coming back
to the gala dinner.
739
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,600
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
740
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,400
Hello there, welcome. Hi.
741
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,320
Dean knows how to throw a party.
742
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,600
I hope the boys are enjoying
their evening, too.
743
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,160
I can't believe it.
744
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,880
The rain just stops and then bang,
it's back again innit?
745
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,240
Richard's over there having
his big drinks and -
746
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,000
He's having a posh food, isn't he?
747
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,040
What's he having? Five course,
wasn't it? This is our dinner.
748
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,880
I say. That's splendid.
But we have met some nice people.
749
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,400
We've seen some nice cars.
It's been a productive day.
750
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,040
We're not quite the Bentley boys,
751
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,040
but we're there
with the Bentley boys.
752
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,280
We should toast ourselves
for having a good day.
753
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,920
I reckon that. Cheers, boys! Cheers!
754
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,120
We need a show car.
755
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,480
Everybody knows Oliver. Come on then.
756
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,880
No one ever sees the bad side of
Oliver. All they see is cuddly.
757
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,880
It's actually costing you
to do this job.
758
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,240
Right. Silverstone.
759
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,400
He'll get a licence
if he earns a licence.
760
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,080
He's pretty good in a go-kart,
761
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,560
I'll give him that, but this ain't
exactly a go-kart circuit, is it?
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