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Looks like he's at it again.
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Why does he waste his time?
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You been building your
water slide for six weeks.
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You're never gonna ride it man.
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Dudes, dudes, let me
get real for a second.
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This slide, is my life's work.
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It's gotta be perfect.
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Dude, dude, we dare you
to ride it right now.
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I'll ride it when its done.
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I still need to add some
support beams to the ramp.
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So that I can clear my
trailer and land in the lake.
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Dude, its totally sturdy.
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Yea but-
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What? You think just cause your
yelling "BOO" Im gonna ignore-
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Fine! I'll do it!
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I'm totally gonna do it, you know!
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Sure you are man!
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You think hes really gonna do it?
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No, dude, he's never gonna do it.
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He'll just wuss out
like he did last week.
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Yep, any second now he'll stop.
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I can't believe it! Dude, he did it!
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- Go, dude!
- Go, man!
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In yo face, suckers!!
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Oh, geez!
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He could be all right.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm all good.
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Did you see how cool I looked?
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What do you mean you
can't babysit tonight?
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I know it's short notice.
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I'll pay you double.
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Wait, wait, don't hang up!
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I'm in a bit of a rush today,
35
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so I'll just go ahead and take
Muscle Man's soul and be off
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But I'm barely even hurt.
37
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It's just a
few broken--
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Wait, stop! It's all our fault,
he didn't even want to slide!
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Sorry, boys. No exceptions.
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Please, we'll do anything!
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- Anything?
- Yeah!
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Wait a sec.
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Maybe we can make a deal.
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If you two babysit my son Thomas,
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so I can take my wife out
for our anniversary tonight,
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I'll let your friend go.
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Sure, not a problem.
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Very good.
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Oh, no! Help me, bros!
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I'll be keeping your
friend in this amulet
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until the wife and I return from dinner.
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And one more thing,
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if Thomas isn't asleep by 8:00,
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Muscle Man's soul is
mine for eternity. Got it?
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Baby! I'm home!
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Who is that with you?
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Wait, let me guess, the "babysitters"
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Well I must say,
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you two certainly don't
much look like babysitters.
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Course they are!
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The best babysitters money can buy.
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Yep, we're totally babysitters.
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And how did my husband
contact you a month ago?
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- Phone. -
Email. - Fax.
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- Email. -
Fax. - Phone.
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All three naturally.
Wanted to be thorough.
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And you've had experience
with paranormal children?
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Yeah, pairs, one on one,
all sorts of normal kids.
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Hey, so where is the little guy anyway?
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Oy, Thomas. Say hi to
uncle Mordo and uncle Rigs.
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Come on Thomas. Come to mommy.
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You know, Thomas can be quite a handful.
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Make sure he's asleep when we get back.
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If he isn't, I'll be
most disappointed in you,
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All of you.
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I will be disappointed also.
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Get it?
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So... where is the reservation?
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Er... you know that....er.....
extra fancy, extra valuable.. place.
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I can't believe this!
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You losers better
know what you're doing,
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Do you even know how
to get a baby to sleep?
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Dude, no problem.
84
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Yeah man, he's just a kid.
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Holy-cai.
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OK, little dude, time to go to sleep.
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NO! I REFUSE.
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What the...?!
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Wait... you can talk?
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Of course I can, I'm over 300 years old.
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Wait, do you parents know?
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NO! And let's keep it that way!
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I wanna ride this baby thing
out for a little while longer,
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and before I slumber,
I demand that we play.
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Well... ok...
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But you'd better go to sleep after that.
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That was an excellent playtime!
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OK, now you need to go to sleep!
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In time! But right now
I hunger... for... food.
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OK, let's see what we can find...
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OK, soul juice, ghost feed...
102
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Oooo... Almond milk.
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Oh, there it is.
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Here you go, Thomas, warm milk.
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Warm milk is nothing to me!
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I want cookies.
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I also love sugar!
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It gave me power.
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Ohh... you two baxters are hopeless!
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You couldn't put the kid
to bed to save your lives!
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Well it's a good thing it's
your life at stake then.
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You shut your face! You're
lucky I'm stocking in this ball!
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Hello?
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Dinner went magnificently.
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We're coming back now, and
if Thomas isn't sleep...
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Muscle Man will be a permenorm part
of my wife's... jewelry collection!
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They're on their way home.
118
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What do we do?
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You get up then put that kid to bed,
120
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or I'll harm your terms
for the rest of your lives!
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- Thomas?
- Thomas!
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Thomas! Get down from there!
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You promised you'll go
to bed after you ate!
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Dad always read me a story before I bed.
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We deal me want a story!
126
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Ok, errr... once upon a time...
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Not that book, that book.
128
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I'm not sure that's a good idea...
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It is a terrific idea.
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Just read it, bros!
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And it starts it smells like
being odor here for some reasons.
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"The hungry hungry
soul-sucking death worm".
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" The soul-sucking death
worm was so so hungry."
134
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Pull the tab!
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"He searched far and wide for souls
to eat, but only got hungrier."
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This is the most
boring part of the book.
137
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It gets much better.
138
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"And once all the souls are
eaten, he takes a nice long nap. "
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"The end."
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It's a pretty good book.
141
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No wait, you forgot
to pull the last tab.
142
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Pull it, this is my favorite part!
143
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What's the point? The
book is over, dude.
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If you don't, I won't go to bed.
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Don't be afraid, just feed it!
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What we feed it?
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Souls.
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Modecai, catch!
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What are you doing? Give
him the fat man's soul!
150
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Ah, now get off!
151
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I got him!
152
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A little help, Modecai!!
153
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Dude, we have to get the
worm back in the book!
154
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Take Muscle Man, I got a plan!
155
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Rigby!
156
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No no no! This is not how it is
written! The worm must eat the soul!
157
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No way, you bloodthirsty little jerk!
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Modecai, throw Muscle
Man over to Thomas!
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What?! That will just
feed him to the worm!
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Trust me!
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You'd better not do it, man!
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Sorry, Muscle man!
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I'll feed myself if I need to.
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Ah!! It's not what I meant!
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Dude, nice!
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Thanks!
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I think I'm gonna throw up...
168
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D'oh!!! That was an awful story time!
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00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:09,361
Hey, we read you the
story, now go to sleep!
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00:09:09,391 --> 00:09:12,584
I could been killed!
I'm never going to sleep!
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Never! Ever! Look at the time!
172
00:09:16,829 --> 00:09:19,131
Mommy and daddy will
be back any minutes now,
173
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and when they see me wide
awake, they'll go ballistic.
174
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Dude, we're so dead...
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He... could be alright...
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We're back!
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What happened here?!
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Broken furniture all over the place!
179
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Fire is everywhere!!
180
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My favorite harp, ruined!!!
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Unbelievable!!!!
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And what about Thomas??
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Thomas?
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He's out cold.
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Oh, thanks for a perfect
anniversary, darling.
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Right, you two....
187
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...are the best
babysitters we've ever had!
188
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You surely did better than the last few.
189
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I'm impressed, I was sure you perish.
190
00:10:16,038 --> 00:10:18,100
Yeah thanks, but you know what we want.
191
00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:19,331
Bring Muscle Man back!
192
00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:21,834
Alright fine, a deal is a deal.
193
00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:33,956
You know it's not easy juggling a
full-time job, and raising a family.
194
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So don't expect to be so easy to get
one of your souls back next time....
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...which will be soon.
196
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We'll wait Muscle Man entrance
that hot dog eating contest.
197
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Seriously, you gonna die at
that hot dog eating contest.
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Ta.
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Wait, how do we get home?
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