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I'm glad you could all join me for brunch today.

What's the occasion?

Do you even have to ask, Pops?

It's to celebrate my amazing streak of good luck.

Good luck?

Yeah, don't you remember last night?

You only beat me last night because of my bad luck.

No Rigby, I only beat you because of my good luck,

and it's that luck that makes me trust

that we're all gonna love this restaurant

that none of us have ever even been to.

I don't know what any of that is,

but with my luck, I'm sure it's gonna taste great.

We'll take it all!

Dig in everyone, dim sum's on me!

That was delicious.

Hey Rigby, where's your food?

Food? He hasn't even brought my water yet.

Excuse me? Here is your soup sir.

- I didn't order soup! - Oh, I'm so sorry,

I'll go check on your order.

Oh my gosh, whoa, check it out.

Yeah, I just bit into that oyster, and there it was.

Hey, so can I pay with this?

Oh of course,

but I don't think we have enough money in the register to make change.

Will you take a check?

Sure!

Come on!

I'm telling ya, I can't lose!

I gotta go dry off.

Aw what, they're all out of towels?

It must be your lucky day sir, the 1000th customer gets a free meal.

All right!

Finally, my fortune cookie's here.

At least one good thing will come from this meal.

Aw what?! Bad luck is coming your way.

Ugh, I can't get a break!

What are you doing dude?

Hey, that's Benson's cookie!

Man, that is not cool, put it back.

Why, Benson will never know.

Good luck is coming your way,

that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, we're reading fortunes eh?

Ok, lets see what we have here,

probably gonna win the lottery or something.

Bad luck is coming your way?

Whatever, it will take more than just a slip of paper

to break the winning streak I'm having.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Rigby, seriously. You need to switch those fortunes back.

Oh come on! Benson's been having crazy good luck lately.

He wouldn't even know the difference.

Besides, it's just a piece of paper.

Yeah.. I guess.

You know what would make that place better?

Some fortunes that were actually true.

Dude Benson, you okay?

Yeah, I'm alright.

Alright! It's a bus token!

Come on guys. The bus is here.

Sorry bro, bus is full.

That's cool guys! I guess I'll just walk!

I told you Benson would never notice.

Now we can both be lucky.

Yo punk, give us your wallet!

High score up in here!

Mordecai, are you seeing this?

I'm so lucky I don't even need to look at the screen!

In fact, I don't even need to use my hands!

Check it!

Ugh, I don't believe this.

Woah dude. You got some pretty sick gaming skills.

The kind to get you on the cover of Video Game Monthly?

Name's Dante. I'm the magazine's lead editor.

Today's your lucky day bro, cos I'm looking for the world's best gamer

and you are totally it!

Gimme a call, we'll do an interview.

Catch 'ya on the flip side bro!

Did you see that?

I'm gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly!

Dude, you're horrible at video games!

You just got lucky.

Exaactlyy!

I should have switched fortunes with Benson years ago!

None of that good luck is yours. It belongs to Benson.

All this good stuff should be happening to him.

What? No way!

My life's never been better! I'm on a serious winning streak!

Give it back!

What are you doing? Hey, get off me!

- Give me the fortune! - No!

I'm not gonna let you ruin Benson's life.

- Where is it? - It's not on me.

I knew you'd try something so I hid it.

Dude, you have to trade it back.

Bad things are happening to Benson and it's only gonna get worse!

What are you talking about?

I haven't seen a single bad thing happen to Benson.

You know what I think? I think you're just jealous.

- Jealous? - Jealous!

- Dude, seriously- - JEALOUS!

- Rigby! - JEALOUS OF MY LUCK!

I'm calling Benson.

Oh no, don't call Benson.

The number you're calling has been disconnected.

Ugh, forget it. I'm telling him.

Whatever. I'm so lucky I bet he wouldn't even notice.

Hey, have you seen the guy who use to live here?

Oh that guy.

Man, what a string of bad luck.

He lost his car, his apartment, his wallet, his credit cards, his driver's license.

Did he say where he was going?

I just clean floors, I don't ask questions.

Excuse me, there's a hot chick getting paper over there.

Benson!

Benson!

I haven't seen him.

Benson!

Skips, have you seen Benson?

He's playin' cards in my garage.

He's convinced he can turn his luck around.

No he can't. It's not even his luck.

We have to stop him.

Benson, I gotta tell you something.

Not right now, Mordecai. I'm in the middle of a hand.

No Benson, listen.

You shouldn't be playing cards right now.

Okay, so I've had a bad stretch lately.

So my wallet and credit cards got stolen.

So accounting lost my paycheck.

So I can't afford to pay my rent or feed myself.

But cards are where I'm luckiest.

Cards are my girl.

She's never let me down before and she won't do it this time.

Well you gotta stop playin' now

cos you got nothin' left to wager with.

Actually, Skips, there is one more thing.

I just lost the park to the guy in the fanny pack.

He's a Warlock.

- What the? - The park!

- What have I done? - I gotta find Rigby.

Park! Warlock! Fanny pack!

What was that bro?

Rigby!

Interview. Video Game Monthly. Can't talk. You're a loser.

Dude! Why did you do that?!

Look out the window!

Lucky me!

A full house!

Come on!

What's going on??

Don't you get it? It's the fortunes!

Benson's luck is getting so bad it's gonna destroy everything, look!

Benson! Take my hand!

Nooooo!

Aw, man!

Okay, okay, I'll switch back!

Where's the fortune?

It's under my trampoline!

Oh man.

How are we supposed to get over there?

What are you guys doing? You gotta get out of here!

Here! Take my car!

Give me the keys.

Almost there!

Benson! We gotta trade fortunes!

Why bother? Another bad thing is just gonna happen.

No Benson!

All these bad things are happening because of me!

I switched fortunes behind your back at the Chinese restaurant!

You what?

I was jealous of all the good luck you've been having

so I gave you all my bad luck!

I'm sorry.

- Is it over? - I think so...

Ah, good.

Over?! Nothing's over!

You switched my fortune!

Do you have any idea what I went through?!

Alright alright, I'm sorry!

At least I confessed, that's gotta count for something.

Hello?

Yeah this is Dante from Video Game Monthly.

Yeah uh, so looks like I gotta cancel your interview.

Aw, what?

Sorry, I got a new hot player here.

He's tearing through all the records!

You know who else is hot and tears through stuff?

MY MOM!

I'm telling ya, I can't lose!

I gotta go dry off.

Here are your fortune cookies.

You know what's a hilarious game?

Saying your fortunes and saying 'in the back of a car'.

Bad luck is coming your way in the-

That's not gonna work.

Hey, that's Rigby's fortune!

So?

You're gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly.

In the back of a car.

Finally my fortune cookie's here!

At least one good thing will come from this meal.