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Big trouble in the Western Hemisphere.
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These teeth are gonna bite
down on this snowstorm.
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Then this cloud is gonna
punch some dude in the face.
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More at eleven.
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Hey guys, do you need anymore-
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This is it!
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Your Weekend Weather Forecast.
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Hope you have your sunglasses ready.
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Because it'll be two days
of clear skies and sunshine.
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Sunshine!
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Sunshine!
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Oh, you guys talking about the weather?
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I love the weather.
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Why are you guys so
interested in the weather?
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We're going on a camping trip.
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Wow, really?
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I love camping. Camping is so cool.
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- Right, Margaret?
- Oh, uh... sure.
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I've never been camping before.
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- You never been camping?
- What's wrong with you?
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No, it's alright. It's just
never been appaled to me, I guess.
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Yeah, you probably would like it.
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Well...
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Don't listen to him, Margaret.
Camping can be really cool.
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There's hiking in the mountain,
and looking at the stars at night,
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we even got a secret camping spot.
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That's so awesome. I wish
we could go with you guys.
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- Why don't you?
- What?
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- What?
- Really?
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Why not? The more, the merrier, right?
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I don't know...
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C'mon, Margaret. It'll be fun.
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Okay, I guess it could be cool.
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You probably shouldn't go, Margaret.
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I bet your boyfriend won't like you going
out on a camping trip with two dudes.
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Ugh, what boyfriend?
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Not seeing anyone right
now. Guys are jerks.
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Gah, I know, right? Guys are the worst!
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So it's settled we're all going camping.
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How can I argue with
enthusiasm like that?
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Morning.
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Hi!
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Oh, uh... sorry.
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Where y'all heading today?
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Hey, where's this secret-
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We're just heading up
to the camp grounds.
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Oh, Vine Rich or Valley Fields?
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Yeah, mm-hmm.
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Alright. Well, here's the map.
Stick to the road and trails.
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Great. Thank you.
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Alright. So, which way are we heading?
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No, we don't need that.
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Just stop up right here.
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What? Right here?
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Ok, go, dude.
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Excuse me, gettin' out.
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Wait. What are you guys doing?
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We told you, "secret spot"!
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Yeah, it says "Restricted". I don't
know if we're supposed to be...
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No, It's fine; we do this
all the time. Just trust me.
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So this is your secret camping spot?
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Yeah, we always come here.
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It's really far from the other
campsites, so no one bothers us.
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Are you sure we won't get in trouble?
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It's fine, it's fine.
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You guys ready for the best part?
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Check this out.
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Not bad, right?
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Mordecai, It's beautiful.
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- Hey, Mordecai, where are the matches?
- What?
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The matches! I wanna cook some hot dogs.
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Uhhhh, they should
be in that pack, dude.
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I can't find 'em.
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Give me that.
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- They're not in here.
- You forgot them?
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What do you mean I forgot them?
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Don't fight!
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They probably just fell
out of the bag or something.
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It's cool, guys. I got it.
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Did you find the matches?
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No, I just did it
the old-fashioned way.
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Wow, Eileen. I didn't
know you were so handy.
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Yeah, I used to get
lost in the woods a lot.
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- When you were a kid?
- Last year.
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It was kind of a phase
I was going through.
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Well. Good job, Eileen.
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Yeah, that was kinda cool.
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Uh... Catch!
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Oh, nice! These are
really good hot dogs.
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This is beautiful.
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The sky is so clear out here.
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Do you know any of the, um... The, uh...
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- The thingies?
- Thingies?
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- Yeah, the, uh...
- Constellations?
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Yeah, yeah, constellations.
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Oh, those thingies.
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Be quiet.
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Yeah, I think that's a
"Ursala Merger" right there.
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See like the handle and the ladle?
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It's called Ursa Major,
not "Ursala Merger",
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and that's not even it, that's Orion.
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And she didn't even have to look up!
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Okay, okay, so I don't
know those thingies.
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Okay, wait. I can show
you something cool.
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Give me your key.
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Ah, nice save.
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So...you, uh...
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you still taking those classes?
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Yeah, yeah.
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This semester's been crazy, just been
working all, and these extra projects...
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Well, you know.
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Yeah, but that was art
school. It's different.
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Ah, I just can't wait until I
can finally quit my dumb job.
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Ah, what? Then where
will I get my coffee from?
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The coffee will still be there.
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Yeah, it...just...wouldn't be the same.
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So, you don't think all
guys are jerks, right?
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- Wait. Did you hear that?
- What?
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I dunno.
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It's just the sound of the wilderness.
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Probably just that deer we saw earlier.
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So what were you saying?
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I guess we should set up the tent.
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Rigby, where'd you put the tent?
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Uh...
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Is it in the other bag?
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I didn't bring it.
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Dude! I told you to pack it!
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Yeah, I wanted to use the
tarps, like we always do.
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Then where are the tarps?
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- I forgot them.
- What?!
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What's going on?
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We don't have a tent.
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It's okay, I brought
mine. It's in the car.
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I'll get it.
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Dude! You locked the key in the car!
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Smooth move.
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You had to turn on the radio.
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Oh, great. Now the ranger's here.
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Hey What are you folks doing
here? That areas restricted.
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I know, we're sorry.
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We locked our keys in the car.
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All right, I got some
tools back at the station.
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But as soon as I get that door
open, I want you outta here.
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Okay, thank you.
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Oh, great! Now we gotta wait in
the rain for that guy to come back.
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Let's build a shelter!
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Go grab some more dead branches.
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Take filty hands off branches!
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What?!
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Mordecai!
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What? What is it?
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What's up, man?
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I have been watching for years now.
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Bringing your filthy
machines into my forest,
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setting her a blaze, drowning
out her natural voices
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with your terrible music.
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And I've had enough!
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Look, we're sorry, dude. We're
not trying to ruin your home.
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We love the forest. Right, guys?
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- Really.
- Totally, for sure.
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Just like mother said she loved me? and
I can follow her back through the city?
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Wait, what?
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You disgust me.
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My forest is ruined!
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And now...
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I will count to ten
and hunt you for food.
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What?!
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Do not fear. I will use all you parts.
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Nothing wasted. One...
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Oh, dude!
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Two...
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Three...
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Come on, come on!
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Four...
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The stereo's drained the battery!
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Five, six...
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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Seven, eight, nine, ten!
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
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We're gonna need to go faster!
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Dude, get me something
else to thow at him!
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In your face!
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I think we lost him.
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There's the highway! Come on!
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Over there! Look! Someone's coming!
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- Stop! Stop!
- Hey! Hey!
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All right, you folks
better move it along.
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Now Nothing more to see here.
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What's gonna happen to him?
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We've got special proto call
for situation's like this.
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You all drive safe, now you hear?
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Did you get the boys to
call up the taxidurbist?
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Isn't this kinda strange?
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No, we'll just...
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put some clothes on the human-y parts
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Sorry about this, Margaret.
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I don't know; it wasn't all bad.
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I liked your secret camping spot.
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I ate seven hot dogs.
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And you totally busted Margaret's
window open with a rock!
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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Margaret.
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It's okay.
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I'm just stoked I survived
my first camping trip.
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Thanks, Mordecai.
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No problem.
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See, I told you camping was cool.
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