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Oh, would you look at that.

What are your kiddies supposed to be?

Ghosts.

They're ghosts.

Oh, well. I know, but I was just asking.

Well, they don't talk much. They're shy.

Well, here you go, kids.

Happy Halloween!

What do we say?

Trick-or-treat! Trick-or-treat!

Trick-or-treat! Trick-or-treat!

Hey, wait a second.

Are those even kids in those costumes?

UNBELIEVABLE!

Gimme candy, lady!

Oh, man!

Man, this is lame!

We've been out here for hours and I hardly have any candy to show for it.

Yeah. Well, I told you jumping out of the bushes wasn't a good idea.

I'm an old, tiny robber, that's what I do.

Come on, you gotta come in to the part.

Yeah, well you should've committed to dressing up as a dad, like me,

because you would have got five times of candy.

I'm not dressing up like a dad. It's lame.

Yeah, well, I'm just saying.

Yeah, well, what's the point of dressing up if you're not gonna dress up to look cool?

Dude, it's to get candy.

The point of dressing up is to get a boatload of candy,

which I did,

- so I'm calling it a night. - What?!

Oh, come on, man! Just one more house.

Fine. Whatever, dude. Just make it quick.

Trick-or-treat!

Oh, come on, man! Trick-or-treat!

I SAID TRICK-OR-TREAT!!

Did you see that?

Yeah, they're not home. Let's go.

No, they're obviously home and can't be bothered to give out some candy.

They're gonna pay.

Dude, come on. Don't egg the guy's house.

That's not cool.

Why not? There aren't any cops around.

Hey, what are you doing with those eggs?

You better not be egging houses, 'cause that's illegal.

No, no, I was just having a snack.

You're having raw eggs for a snack...

on Halloween?

Yeah.

I don't believe this.

I don't understand kids these days.

Come on, dude. Let's just get out of here.

You heard what the cop said.

No way. I ate a raw egg.

This guy's gonna pay.

- Rigby. - Just relax, man.

I think we should just go, man.

Alright, let's roll.

You.

You're going to pay for that.

That's it?

I'm going back to work.

But, it was REALLY scary.

And you're paying for those eggs.

Tough crowd.

What am I gonna do?

That wizard is coming to get me.

Dude, no one is coming to get you.

That guy was just some old creep dressed up for Halloween.

No way, man.

That guy used his magic on me. I can feel it.

Why did you let me egg that house?

I'll trade you this spider ring for a candy bar.

What was that?

Dude, there's nothing there.

Are you gonna trade me that candy bar?

Uh, sure.

RIGBY! WHAT THE HECK?!

You're acting all paronoid!

But I saw something.

- Wait. Did you hear that? - Hear what?

Dude, this is serious!

Come on, Rigby.

If that wizard was gonna get you, you'd be dead by now.

Rigby?

I don't feel so good.

Rigby?!

What the heck is that?!

It won't come off!

Quit it! QUIT IT!

That wizard put a curse on you!

You think?

Dude, you have to apologize to him.

What?! No way!

Okay, I'll apologize.

Mordecai, I can't move!

Hang on, I'll find the wizard!

Hello?

Look, I don't know what you're doing to my friend,

but please, just stop!

He's sorry for egging your house, okay?

So, are we cool?

Mordecai. Mordecai, come in.

Yeah, yeah, what's up, Skips?

You gotta get back to the house, quick.

Sure, be right there.

Aw, sick!

Mordecai!

Dude, you're a house!

Did you find the wizard?

- He wasn't home. - Great.

Oh, it smells like Rigby in here.

Quite unsettling.

Aw, check it stairs! Let's run on them!

Dude, this is nuts. You're actually a house.

What do we do now?

I don't want to stay like this forever!

I don't know. It's not so bad,

it's a lot nicer than anything you can ever afford.

Whoa, there's even a bathroom!

- Hey Rigby, can I-- - No way!

Hello?

It's for Rigby.

Put in on speaker!

How do you like the new body?

Don't think this is all over, because I'm just getting started.

- You're gonna pay. - Hello?

Listen, I don't know who this is,

but you better change Rigby back right now, or I--

No one tells me what to do!

Benson!

You think you can interrupt my phone call and get away with it?

Now you're all gonna pay!

See you soon.

Hey, creepy wizard dude!

Change Rigby back and then get out of here!

Don't make me ask twice.

Pay, pay, you're all gonna pay.

Pay, pay...

Quit whispering in my ear, bro!

you're all gonna pay.

What's the matter, Mitch?

Don't have any clever jokes about your mommy?

Don't talk about my mom!

Did you guys see that?!

This is not good!!

What are we gonna do then?!

Guys...

What, what is it?

I told you I was ripped.

No, Fives, wait!

- Hello? - Goodbye!

Worst phone call ever.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!

What's up, gumball?

Show yourself.

Bad show, very bad show!

What's happening?

Hello, is anybody there?

Can anyone hear me?

- Rigby? - Mordecai!

Don't worry, Rigby, I'm here.

I won't anything happen to you.

Huh, so this is what it feels like to be as tall as Rigby.

Mordecai, Mordecai?

I'm sorry, ok?

I shouldn't have egged your house,

do you hear me?!

I'm sorry.

I told you you'd pay.

Well then, what are you waiting for?

Do it, do it already!

Huh, what?!

How do you like it?

What?!

You turned me into a house and killed all of my friends

just to throw eggs at me? That's it?!

Yep, that's it!

The end.

Weak.

That's it?

Watch out, guys,

some scary old guy's gonna turn you into a house.

Our story about wrecking cars in a pit was way better.

Oh, that's not it.

Happy Halloween!