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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,719 ♪ Get down, yes! Uh-huh uh-huh ♪ 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,345 ♪ Slip and slide records, uh ♪ 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,891 ♪ Being taken to the house, just get on up and get down ♪ 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,394 - Miami, bitches! - Woo! 5 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,236 Turn up! 6 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:31,448 ♪ Take it to day house, c'mon now, uh, uh ♪ 7 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,326 - Let me see them titties! - Baby! 8 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,413 What happens in Miami... 9 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:41,583 Just kidding, Tom. One penis for the rest of my life! 10 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,543 I can help who's next. 11 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:46,713 Oh! I'm next! It's my fucking bachelorette weekend! 12 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,818 Hey. Aren't you the rapper girl from that video? 13 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,094 ♪ Niggas that's gon' make you ♪ 14 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,096 ♪ Get up out yo seat and get down ♪ 15 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,015 Dang, what you doin' here? 16 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,433 ♪ 'Cause I'm Black ♪ 17 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,556 ♪ Just because you with us, you can't hang with us ♪ 18 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,246 ♪ I got a mask for COVID, I ain't dangerous ♪ 19 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,106 ♪ And hands up in the air, they wanna aim at us ♪ 20 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,792 ♪ Went from picking cotton to counting money ♪ 21 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,276 ♪ I got paper cuts, I'm flexing ♪ 22 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,361 Yeah, this is you. 23 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,071 You was that soundtrack at the protest. 24 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,924 Yeah, yeah, that's me. That's, like, two years old. 25 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,784 Damn! That shit was cold. 26 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,786 Hey, we need more female rappers like you. 27 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,579 Sisters with self-respect. 28 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:20,681 Man. So, why'd you stop? 29 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,708 You got to keep going. 30 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,460 No, I didn't stop! I didn't stop! 31 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,587 I'm just paying my bills. Like, I still make music 32 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,964 under The Vision. I actually just uploaded a video. 33 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,591 - Oh, for real? - Yeah. 34 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:32,759 ♪ ...phenomenal creature ♪ 35 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,028 ♪ Capture your soul with her eyes ♪ 36 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,637 ♪ And be mesmerized by her features ♪ 37 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,180 ♪ The goddess, promise, nurturer ♪ 38 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,557 ♪ The guider, the teacher, with the body ♪ 39 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,993 ♪ The essence, the Garden of Eden ♪ 40 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,977 ♪ She's the one true savior... ♪ 41 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:46,147 - So is this for, like, Women's History Month? - Shh, shh. 42 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,607 Okay. 43 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,733 You on that queen shit. 44 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,026 That's what's up. Hey, 45 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,904 I only want my daughter to listen to your shit. 46 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,406 That's so nice. How old is she? 47 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:55,824 Oh, I don't have one yet. 48 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,659 - Oh. - Ready? 49 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,869 - Alright. Keep your head up now! - Okay. 50 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,680 - Thank you! Thank you! - We have room for you! 51 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,998 - Oh! My username is @shawna... underscore... - Got it! 52 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,168 They're gone. Okay. 53 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,511 Hey, Jill! Um, I know you saw my texts, girl. 54 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,430 Your read receipts are on. Um... 55 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,225 Did you get any updates? Has Crystal heard the song yet? 56 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,308 Let me know. 57 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,032 ♪ Easy money, I just pick it up and go, hey! ♪ 58 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,201 ♪ Easy money, I just pick it up and go ♪ 59 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,704 ♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪ 60 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,335 ♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪ 61 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,420 ♪ Hey! Easy money ♪ 62 00:02:57,218 --> 00:03:00,430 Okay. See you. Have fun. 63 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:07,020 Look at today's blazer, y'all. This nigga muttin'. 64 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:09,564 - Just say you like to show me off. - Oh my god. 65 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:11,792 Maurice, which one of y'all little hoes dress you today? 66 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,402 Oh, so... 67 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,629 - So you puttin' your bid in? - Oh my god. 68 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:17,947 I'll teach you some things. I been trying to tell you. 69 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:18,823 - No, no. - Excuse me. 70 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,452 Uh, w-where is the beach? 71 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,055 It's everywhere. Bro, you ain't even trying. 72 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:29,393 - What's wrong with you? What's with... You were mean. - What you mean? 73 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,812 - I didn't even clock in yet. I didn't even clock in yet. - You a mean nigga. 74 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,480 She's back, she's back, she's back. She's back. Shh. 75 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:37,175 - The sham continues. - The Duke of Miami! 76 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,218 The pussy-slanging plug. Ew! 77 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,805 Nah, but check it out. Pull up tonight... 78 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,767 This is basically her office at this point. 79 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,495 - Come on, she gotta scout clients for her hoes. - Hold up, hold up, hold up! 80 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,439 - You was in my boy Renaldo's section last night. - Oh yeah? 81 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,001 - Yeah, I hooked that up! Yes! - Oh word? How you know Renaldo? 82 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,235 Man, Renaldo? Li'l Ree-Ree? 83 00:03:56,319 --> 00:04:00,031 - We used to slap box since we was like this age. - Oh. Slap box? 84 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,009 Come on, now. Slap, slap, slap! 85 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:02,951 - Okay. - What y'all on tonight? 86 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,327 Whenever a VIP comes in, 87 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,538 she says she gonna connect them with another VIP. 88 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,916 Meanwhile, this bitch don't know nobody in this place. 89 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,126 - So green. - Say less. Ha! 90 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,687 Hey, you know you just described a genius to me, right? 91 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:18,091 - Bro, the sweat never dies, cuz. - Can you tell me where the jet skis are? 92 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,468 - You paying with cash? I can help you out. - Yeah. 93 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,720 - Let me help you out right now. - All that good stuff! 94 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,515 - Aight. - Man! Yeah, you know me... 95 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,141 Come on, now. Making plays. 96 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,145 Hey, you recording me? 97 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,731 - What? No! - You don't own this lobby! 98 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,402 Look at her hatin' ass! Man, she... 99 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,987 Little bitch that work up here! 100 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,198 Nah, man! Check this out! 101 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,635 We at the Office! Eh, turn up! You already know 102 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,911 the Duke of Miami, fresh tat on here. You see me? 103 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,123 Hey! We got money, we got bitches, we got bottles, we got it all! 104 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,166 You know how my section do. Pull up on them. 105 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,043 Talk that shit, ladies! 106 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,897 - Talk to them, Guap! - What's happening, baby? You know what I'm sayin'? 2000. 107 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,191 - Where we at? We... We at the Office. Yeah, it's going crazy. - Eh! 108 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,342 Hey, look! Our night's just getting started! 109 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,512 We fittin' to turn up tonight! I'm about to give them that 110 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,181 TittyBoi tour! You already know how I do! 111 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,684 - I'm typing "titties" in the GPS right now. - Hey! 112 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:12,186 - Where they at? - You know Lil Uzi? 113 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,789 Hey, look, I gotta connect y'all! 114 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,668 - Shh, I'm on the phone. Shawna! - Hey, Mia. 115 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,438 - Could... - D-did you mean to FaceTime me? 116 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,732 - Oh no, you go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. - Yeah, I did. You... 117 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,525 I feel so bad calling you out the blue like this, 118 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,426 but you still work at the Plymouth? 119 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:46,637 - It's a day job, but yeah. Why? - Thank you, Jesus. 120 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,639 I feel so burnt, but I need a favor. 121 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,868 My baby daddy was supposed to pick up my daughter from school, 122 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,661 - and he didn't wait. - Wait, she's in school already? 123 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,413 He never follow through and I be needing help. 124 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,622 But anyway, I'm doing makeup for these girls at the Plymouth, 125 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,149 and I don't wanna look all unprofessional and bring her. 126 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:01,235 Y'all got some real... Be quiet! 127 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,359 - Y'all got some rooms I can set her in? - Oh. Um... 128 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:08,451 Listen. I promise, I-I thought of everybody else I could call. 129 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,412 My mama at work. Lamont grandma is sick. 130 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,456 It's just... 131 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,683 I mean, it'll only be, like, for a few. 132 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,627 I just... I just need somebody to watch her real quick. 133 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,837 No, it-it's fine. It's fine. I'll be there. 134 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,589 - Thank you so much, girl. - Yeah. 135 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,792 - Okay. I'll be there in, like, 30. Goodbye. - Thirty? 136 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,535 Did I tell y'all about this one nigga who I used to fuck with? 137 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,311 That proposed to me on my birthday? 138 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:38,981 I said, "But, where is my present?" 139 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,150 Like, show me my present. 140 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,920 'Cause nobody wasn't trying to marry his debt. 141 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,822 Broke nigga. 142 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,783 ♪ How you always pulling up, but you ain't got a will... ♪ 143 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,618 Look-it, y'all. Do it again, Lissa! 144 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,387 How you do that? How you do that? 145 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,831 ♪ How you do that? How you do that? ♪ 146 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,082 Let me tell y'all something. 147 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:57,667 These niggas only know two things. 148 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,419 Pussy and money, 149 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,630 and they both go hand-in-hand, and if you got one, 150 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,090 you could get the other. 151 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,134 ♪ Burn my city like a new jay ♪ 152 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,468 Uh-uh, girl! 153 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,970 Who taught you that? 154 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,239 ♪ Don't need no silicone because my ass too fat ♪ 155 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,890 I gotta put her in a white preschool, okay? 156 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,102 DM me some spots! 157 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,437 I ain't above seducing and scheming these niggas. 158 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,941 Seduce and scheme! 159 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,527 ♪ Seduce and scheme ♪ 160 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,821 ♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪ 161 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,990 And it's dat! 162 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,159 ♪ Seduce and scheme ♪ 163 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,619 ♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪ 164 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,956 And it's dat!- 165 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,279 Y'all got me actin' all crazy out here on my lunch break. 166 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,503 Why do you have to record me? 167 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,297 Because it's a reaction video! 168 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:45,780 And when people search for the song, 169 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,900 they gonna find my shit, too. 170 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:49,343 Or they could just google "hobosexual Haitian," 171 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,345 - and you the first result. - Bro, 172 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,930 I'm tryin' to put you on game. 173 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,308 Okay, you always complain about being slept on, 174 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:58,036 - but you don't wanna put them to sleep. - Please just play the video 175 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,188 before Angie comes back and fires us again. 176 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,982 ♪ It's Reina Reign, bitches ♪ 177 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,362 ♪ Okay, he right back in it like it's crack ♪ 178 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,864 ♪ 'Cause once you fuck with Reign ♪ 179 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:10,698 ♪ You ain't never going back ♪ 180 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,909 Why are you showing me this? 181 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,077 Pussy this, pussy that. What's, what is it about? 182 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,833 You know that girl you put me onto, like, two years ago 183 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,753 - who was doing acoustic covers of rap songs? - Yeah... 184 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:27,757 - Wait. No... - Mm. God... 185 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,592 - This is a white? - This a white. 186 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,862 - She looks so different. - Yeah, she does. 187 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,304 She got a lot of work done. 188 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,723 - Yeah, she did. - Oh my god, look at her nose. 189 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:37,350 - Look at her ass! - It's good. 190 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:40,561 She used to be, like, Kirsten Dunst white. 191 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:41,771 Yep. 192 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,439 That's your boy's doing right there. 193 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,399 My boy? 194 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,904 Francois Boom. That's how I found her. 195 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:50,613 ♪ Okay, he right back in it ♪ 196 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,073 Oh shit, you ain't know? 197 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,701 I mean, maybe if you were 198 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,870 to listen to that nigga, 199 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,957 you would have had a million views, too. Ew... 200 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,517 ♪ Y'all know where to fucking find 'em ♪ 201 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,781 ♪ If you looking for 'em, riding through Bal Harbour... ♪ 202 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:05,979 Excuse me? Ma'am? 203 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,123 I requested an early check-in, and they are telling me 204 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,424 that my room isn't ready. 205 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,051 Okay, just follow me to the front desk. 206 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,427 We gonna get you figured out. 207 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,471 Just call me when my room is ready. 208 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,139 I will be taking this to corporate! 209 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,642 Okay. 210 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,445 Hm. Alright! Okay. 211 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,115 Now, you can make videos just like Mommy does. 212 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,467 - You wanna make a tutorial? - Yeah! 213 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,244 She gotta record every damn thing. 214 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,329 I gotta watch what I do around her. 215 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,872 Okay... 216 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,250 Damn, I can't believe how big she is. 217 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,602 Yeah, she was like 2 last time you seen her. 218 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:48,629 - What was that at? - Oh, that was at, um, 219 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,840 Karena's "Back That Ass Up" barbecue. 220 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:51,923 Right. 221 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:57,305 Um, I can K-Wang now. I mean, I'm not good at it, 222 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,348 but I c... I could do it. I could hold my own. 223 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,475 The aunties will be proud. 224 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,704 - Mommy, can you pass me the purple lipstick? - Girl, 225 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,313 you see I'm trying to pack up and leave, 226 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,156 and you gonna ask me for the purple lipstick? 227 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,193 Okay, let me help. 228 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,195 Thank you. 229 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:18,492 Oh! Girl, I seen you had got signed, and... 230 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,336 you had a viral video or something like that? 231 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,620 Yeah. Um... 232 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,307 Yeah, it didn't work out. It didn't work out, 233 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,731 but I decided I'm better off doing my own stuff anyway, so... 234 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,585 I be watching your other raps sometime. 235 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,003 You be going off! 236 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,088 But girl... 237 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,425 why you wear that mask? 238 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:37,511 Because I want people to focus on my lyricism, 239 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,305 not what I look like. You know, 240 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,183 all these female rappers have their ass and titties out 241 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,685 just to be taken seriously? Come on, that's wack. 242 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:50,399 Mm. I mean, the game is the game. 243 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,905 Hey, look, 244 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,656 I really, really appreciate you though. 245 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,617 If you ever need a face done, 246 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,119 a favor, whatever, just... just hit me. 247 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,537 - Okay. - Okay? 248 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,583 Oh my god. 249 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,044 Girl, what you doing over there with this makeup? 250 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,671 Listen, please don't use all the battery on Ms. Shawna's phone. 251 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,940 And don't use the iPad while it's plugged in the wall 252 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:17,468 - because what? - Because it can explode in my face... 253 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:21,180 Exactly, and then nobody wanna watch your little videos, okay? 254 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,515 I love you. Give me air kiss. 255 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,727 - Alright, I gotta go. Good luck. - See you. 256 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,854 Oh! 257 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,233 How I look? 258 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,777 Mm... 259 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,380 - I'm cute? - Need a little more touch. 260 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:44,036 ♪ When I post, the news stop, if I post my nudes, I ♪ 261 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,746 ♪ Have the world like ooh aah ♪ 262 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,248 ♪ This right here that new bop ♪ 263 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:49,041 ♪ Type to make the mood stop ♪ 264 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,752 ♪ I don't follow rules, I just break them and call my ♪ 265 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,255 ♪ Yo, call me on my celly phone ♪ 266 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,090 ♪ Hate when you leave me alone ♪ 267 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,591 ♪ I don't like to Instagram ♪ 268 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,592 ♪ I don't like when you be out ♪ 269 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,262 ♪ I just want yo fine ass home ♪ 270 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,406 ♪ I know exes hate me, now can't date you ♪ 271 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,390 ♪ So, they hate you now ♪ 272 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,559 Yes, you, sir. 273 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,412 Thank you, Attorney Crump. How do we bring change 274 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,520 to policing in this country 275 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,772 so there can be greater accountability? 276 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,166 You asked a very profound question. 277 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,318 You always do this. Can you move your hand so I can read it? 278 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,363 - What? - Are you serious? Do you s... Do you see how stingy he is? 279 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,616 - Share! - You're looking at my whole outline! 280 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,453 In this special live edition of Crabs In A Barrel, 281 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,955 the King Nigga Crab strikes again. 282 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,307 The original Jack Ryan... 283 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,476 - Harrison Ford! - No, no! Alec Baldwin! 284 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,729 Fatima for the win! 285 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,067 Next stop, Block East, 286 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,694 2nd Avenue and 62nd Street. 287 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,832 - God... - This is a white? 288 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,168 - Look at her ass! - So you ain't know? 289 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,731 Oh, my god. She got so much work done. 290 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,421 - It's Reina. - It's Francois. 291 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,805 ♪ I do this shit every day ♪ 292 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,141 ♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪ 293 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,577 ♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪ 294 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,228 ♪ Hustle the same, pretty and paid ♪ 295 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,647 ♪ Bad but you broke and you lame, we ain't the same ♪ 296 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,691 ♪ Swerve out my lane, hoe, nobody knows you you Jane Doe ♪ 297 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,835 ♪ Slim in the waist, yo dude wanna taste ♪ 298 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,070 ♪ It's Reina, you know what I came for ♪ 299 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,364 I produced this shit! 300 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,533 Boy, what you know about that Boom Factor? 301 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,661 We livin', boy, we livin'! Look! Look! 302 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,580 Fuck all these broke boys! 303 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,332 But look, I got the ashtray. 304 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,583 When you a successful artist, 305 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,019 you know that money comin' right back. 306 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,043 I'll burn this shit. 307 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,462 I'll make this shit back today. 308 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,382 Follow Francois Boom, send this to a broke boy! 309 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,301 Broke boy or girl! There's girls out here that's broke! I know some. 310 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,387 I know y'all mad! Y'all mad, too, look! 311 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,722 Y'all mad? 312 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,518 You know what? Fuck this. 313 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,477 I'm tired of being slept on! 314 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,897 I'm tired of being underrated! 315 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,109 Y'all's favorites are out here doing the bare minimum 316 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,944 with no originality, while I'm over here 317 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,030 living and breathing this rap shit! What? 318 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,659 I'm done being patient. No. I'm done caring. 319 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,202 Y'all say, "Ooh, 320 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,121 I want a different type of female rapper." 321 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,039 No, you fucking don't! No, you don't! 322 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,750 'Cause you're not supporting me! You're not supporting any of us! 323 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,919 So what's the point? Y'all listen to the same shit 324 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,671 over and over again! It's tired! 325 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,634 It's with a heavy heart, I'm gonna just 326 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,279 tell y'all right now, I'm retiring. Here. 327 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,513 Here's my pink slip. That's it. I'm done. 328 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,724 'Cause I work too fuckin' hard 329 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,642 and y'all don't respect good music. 330 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,940 Y'all lost a real one. 331 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,486 It's just such a sell-out move. 332 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,282 Now, he's promoting this Blackface-ass artist. 333 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,200 Y'all fell out years ago. 334 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,484 You're on different waves. Nobody's even associating you 335 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,954 with him anymore. 336 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,416 Oh, wait. Are we gettin' started? 337 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,460 Wait, I-I made a playlist. 338 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,128 - Okay. - Wait. What? 339 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,464 I really just took songs from the Dream Radio. 340 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,637 Oh. Oh, yeah. Can we, um, can we try for another night? 341 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,556 Tonight's already another time. 342 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,975 No, no, no. I just... I'm not in the mood. I feel stupid. 343 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,602 You think I don't? 344 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,812 I'm not... I'm not proud to be having virtual sex, 345 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,939 but we haven't seen each other in four months. 346 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:44,818 Cliff, I'm gonna see you in, like, two weeks. 347 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,362 You bought the ticket? 348 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:49,906 Almost. 349 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:52,660 So, no? 350 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,663 No! I don't even 351 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,374 look good right now. I don't even feel good. 352 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,627 No, you look sexy! Come on. 353 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,130 I don't know, Cliff. 354 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,466 I feel... I just feel behind. 355 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,344 Behind what? 356 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,180 You wouldn't get it. 357 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,433 Your life has a track. You can see your progress. 358 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,520 Your future is guaranteed. 359 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,064 No, it's not. Nothing is guaranteed for me. 360 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,692 Okay. Like I said, you do not get it. 361 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,277 Is fighting gonna make you feel better? 362 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,401 Because I feel like you just tryin' to pick a fight. 363 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,908 Maybe I wouldn't pick fights if you weren't commenting 364 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,910 on other girls' Instagram photos. 365 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,539 What are you even talking about? 366 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,766 Y-you're deflecting hard as hell right now. 367 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,710 I'm not deflecting. Fatima likes you, 368 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,145 and you are literally always with her. 369 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,881 I'm always around a bunch of people. We study together. 370 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,094 Do you think I'm stupid? 371 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,557 I'ma go finish studying. 372 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,159 Just text me when you're ready to stop playing 373 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,060 these silly-ass games. 374 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,629 - Ma'am, we are so sorry. - You are not sorry. 375 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,280 If you were sorry, you would fix it! 376 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,083 We have all these rooms at capacity. There are so many conferences... 377 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,660 I know there are conferences! I am speaking at one! 378 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,180 - You know what? Let me talk to your manager. - Okay, give me one sec. 379 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,665 This is absolutely ridiculous. Look at her. 380 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,126 She's so satisfied with herself. She is so happy 381 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,920 about being bad at her job. 382 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,106 - Give me my card! - Here you go. 383 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,840 Just call me when my room is ready. 384 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,009 I will be taking this to corporate! 385 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,137 Hey, I got another card. 386 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,514 Um, how soon can you get me some cash? 387 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,859 Shawna, that smell good! Uh, you make enough for me and bae? 388 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,005 - Just kidding. - Girl, 389 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,783 in Miami, we don't play that, alright? 390 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,802 You gotta let these dudes know what you ain't about. 391 00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,788 Okay, if you not paying my rent, I ain't 'bout it, 392 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,416 Alright? If you're not on your hustle, I ain't 'bout it. 393 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,877 Mm-hmm. If you can't satisfy me, I ain't 'bout it! 394 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,963 If you're too emotionally available, 395 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,633 and bald, I ain't 'bout it! 396 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:15,552 - - Yes! - Specifics! Let 'em know! 397 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,138 Come on, Mia! Look at the camera. 398 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,641 - Wait, do a picture with us! - Mia! 399 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,324 To all the bitches who need to hear this. 400 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,146 Stop depending on these niggas. 401 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,065 'Cause all they're gonna do is disappoint you. 402 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,567 Like, fuck a broke, useless male. 403 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,864 Real bitches gonna ride for you. 404 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,157 I ain't never been the type, 405 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,659 "Oh, I can't stand these females." 406 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,621 Uh-uh. Nah. Real bitches... 407 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,208 gonna rock with realer bitches. 408 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,836 Good night. 409 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,992 ♪ Nobody nobody, we can get gangsta ♪ 410 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,053 ♪ Or we can keep it cordial, how you wanna go about it? ♪ 411 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,371 ♪ How you wanna do? I don't backtrack, man, fuck that ♪ 412 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,214 ♪ I don't miss nobody, I don't miss nothing ♪ 413 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,000 ♪ Left it on seen, I ain't write back ♪ 414 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,083 ♪ I don't trust nobody, I just looked at my wrist ♪ 415 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,713 ♪ I got tired today, fuck it, I'm crossing the line today ♪ 416 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:36,675 Yeah, I used to dance. 417 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,720 But, I don't like niggas touching me though. 418 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,388 Nah, I gotta want you to touch me. 419 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,807 ♪ That shit that you just put out, you coulda kept, yep ♪ 420 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,310 ♪ She got a nigga, he got a shirt, why? ♪ 421 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,895 Yeah, I can dance for you. 422 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,122 ♪ She ate the D through my underwear ♪ 423 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,626 ♪ Got up and got ourself outta there ♪ 424 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,289 ♪ I see they put me on memes and things ♪ 425 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,918 ♪ Don't speak on my life without knowing the real ♪ 426 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,545 ♪ Eight figures a year woulda cost me the leader ♪ 427 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,130 ♪ Don't hold it, just say what you feel ♪ 428 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,798 ♪ But watch your mouth before I flash your bitch ♪ 429 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,532 ♪ To a place that she didn't know exist ♪ 430 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,367 You gotta pay extra for that. 431 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,178 ♪ Keeping my piece on top of my sheet, six figure chip... ♪ 432 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:07,998 Tips are welcome. 433 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:11,001 Oh, you quick to spend. 434 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,296 ♪ Bitch on like nigga zone, like bitches on like nobody ♪ 435 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,256 ♪ Nobody, nobody, we can get gangsta ♪ 436 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,151 ♪ We can keep it cordial, how you wanna go about it? ♪ 437 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,456 ♪ How you wanna do it? I don't backtrack, man, fuck that ♪ 438 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,155 ♪ I don't miss nobody, I don't miss nothing ♪ 439 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,931 ♪ Left it on seen, I ain't write back ♪ 440 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,099 ♪ I don't trust nobody, I just looked at my wrist ♪ 441 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,827 ♪ I got time today, fuck it, I'm crossing the line today ♪ 442 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:31,146 Oh! 443 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,106 Well... 444 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,776 I'll see y'all again next Tuesday. 445 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,236 Thank y'all for subscribing! 446 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,537 Yo! 447 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,165 What happened today? 448 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,629 - You say what? - What happened today? 449 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,192 Hey, yo, I'm in the middle of this studio session. 450 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,635 It is kinda loud, so you gonna have to speak up... 451 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:05,222 Okay, so turn the music down! Step outside! I mean, it's... 452 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,516 It's... Fucking stupid? 453 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,952 Aight, or keep using your outside voice. 454 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,812 - I can hear you like that. - She about to crack a whip... 455 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,939 Okay, so stop acting like you can't hear me then! 456 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,608 - Chill out, man, just chill. - I already don't like your ass. 457 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,736 Hold up. 458 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,995 What's popping? 459 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,163 I need your half of the money for the rent. 460 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,832 And for Melissa. 461 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,001 I told you I got you. 462 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,419 And you don't. 463 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:39,131 You couldn't even pick up your daughter from preschool. 464 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,134 It's not that hard, Lamont! Damn! 465 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,219 I work three jobs. Why are you over there 466 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,571 just doin' whatever the fuck you want to do? 467 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:49,391 - Pitching in whenever the fuck you feel like it? - Okay. 468 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,186 So first, I'm really praying that my daughter's asleep, 469 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,272 so she ain't gotta hear all this, you know, 470 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:59,985 foul language and negativity and stuff like that. 471 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,362 And second, I really don't appreciate, like, the assertion 472 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,032 that I'm just in here doing me and shit like that 473 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,533 when I'm working 474 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,636 - with the one and only prolific Ocho-8... - Lamont! 475 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,180 - Who just complimented my motherfucking work ethic... - Lamont! 476 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:13,516 'cause I'm here doing this shit, aight? For real, for real. 477 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,043 - I just want to hear about the money, like... - Nah... 478 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,711 Lemme finish. My bad if I paused 479 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,439 and that was too long for you, but I wasn't finished. 480 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,606 Alright, you can indulge me until the end of my statement, 481 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,341 which is... 482 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,260 I got you. Okay? 483 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:28,930 - You'll have some relief by next week. - Next week too late, Lamont! 484 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,559 Rent due Friday! Damn! 485 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,103 Stop making me do this shit by myself! 486 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,314 I need a partner! 487 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:39,733 Catch more flies with honey, love. 488 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,109 Fuck the flies! 489 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,404 Yo! Y'all know what might motherfucking hit? 490 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,490 - What's that? - Nigga, accordions. 491 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,385 - What, like, accordions? - Yeah, nigga! That shit just came to me. 492 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,953 Yes, accordions. Yeah, that shit with the air in the middle! 493 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,748 Yeah! 494 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,542 Let's go! All me. 495 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,562 Did you see that? Genius shit. 496 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,466 But other than that, you good though, li'l mama? 497 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:08,929 Stupid-ass G. 498 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,642 ♪ Jucee... get back ♪ 499 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:18,021 ♪ These niggas sidewalk, they ain't street ♪ 500 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,524 ♪ These niggas ride dick way better than me ♪ 501 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:21,709 ♪ These nigga pillowtalkin'... ♪ 502 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:25,612 'Cause the party going dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. 503 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,658 Girl, what kind of parties you be at? 504 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,101 Oh, I was... I was being sarcastic. 505 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,620 ♪ I buy that shit ♪ 506 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,664 ♪ Hoe don't try me bitch, this that body shit ♪ 507 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,625 To a reunion. 508 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,752 Reunited! 509 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:41,836 Let's bust it! 510 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,589 ♪ Get her on the Henny, she gonna turn into... ♪ 511 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,342 - You still talk to Tomás? - Who is that? 512 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,594 ♪ Bitches want no smoke with me ♪ 513 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,179 ♪ I beat 'em like they anime ♪ 514 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,103 Y'all, we got tired of paying for these drinks, 515 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,934 so we are brown-bagging it. 516 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:59,038 - Y'all know Shawna ain't never been in no strip club? Never. - Yes... No... Yes, I have! 517 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:01,815 I just have never been to The Office! 518 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,150 She about to get turnt up! 519 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,901 Say it again, Mia. Say it again. 520 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,028 I said we ain't waitin' in no line. 521 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,698 Bad bitches don't wait in line. 522 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,950 - Just walk in like that? - Yeah! Let's go. 523 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,536 Yeah! Hey, Mia, baby! 524 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,639 - Yo, niggas! - Oh, look at this nigga here. 525 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,791 What's up? Girl, you keep popping up like a jackrabbit 526 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,836 - in a box or something, or a Jack in the Box. - Man, this my spot. 527 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,255 Girl, this our spot. You know her? You know Shawna? 528 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:26,756 - I... Yeah... - Girl, come on! 529 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,651 I didn't know 530 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,555 their whole coochies was gonna be out like this. 531 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,849 I told her she ain't ever been to no strip club. 532 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,352 ♪ Ass shaker, money maker ♪ 533 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,354 ♪ Killing these hoes, undertaker ♪ 534 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,623 ♪ I can pop my pussy in Jamaica ♪ 535 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,317 ♪ But I'd rather just give him that damn flavor ♪ 536 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,693 ♪ Tell me where the dollars at ♪ 537 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,171 ♪ Where the bottles at? I can show you ♪ 538 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,835 ♪ What this kitty do, where the honey at ♪ 539 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:53,200 305! We live! 540 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:56,036 - And faded! Hey! - Yeah! 541 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,039 Girl! Ooh! Whatever happened to, um, 542 00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,500 what's his name? Fine nigga back in Ms. Rodriguez's class? 543 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,377 - Who? - Tishawn! 544 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,505 - Man... - Where he at? That boy was so fine. 545 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,550 - Man, you know he was in jail for armed robbery? - What? 546 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,552 - Yes, girl, with, like, four kids. - No! 547 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,722 - Man, what a waste of fine. - Always be the cute ones. 548 00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:18,391 - Mm-mm-mmm. - Free him, y'all. We gotta do something. 549 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,227 Put it in the comments. 550 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,188 - Ugh! - You know what though 551 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,441 What's up? 552 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,279 - I ain't wanna come out with you tonight. - Why? 553 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:39,120 Because I felt like... I felt like after high school, 554 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,623 you just peaced all the way out... 555 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,333 - No. - And actin' brand new. 556 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,710 No, that's not how it happened. 557 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,420 Yes, you did. 558 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,589 Like you thought you was better than everybody. 559 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,967 You thought I thought I was better than you? 560 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,760 - Yeah. - Mm-mmm. 561 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:56,513 - That don't make sense. - I mean, you stopped hitting me up 562 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,098 after I had Melissa. 563 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,141 Like, I know we... 564 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,143 we got different lives and shit, 565 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,895 but I didn't go to college. 566 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,331 My family ain't come from no money. 567 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,315 I ain't know what I wanted to be when I grew up. 568 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,528 Shit just hit me. 569 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,280 I was mad at first. 570 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,283 Then I just chalked that shit up. 571 00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,454 Mia, I'm... I'm so sorry. 572 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,141 I didn't mean to make you feel like that, 573 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,585 and it wasn't like that at all. 574 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,841 If I'm being honest, 575 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,303 I never got my degree. 576 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,473 - Damn. What happened? - I... 577 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:44,936 dropped out to work with this... 578 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,605 manipulative producer, 579 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,889 and I thought that he and I were gonna make it together. 580 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,863 Younger me never thought I would still be here, back in Florida, 581 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:58,116 working at the Plymouth, not doing shit. Like... 582 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:01,077 it's really, really embarrassing. 583 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,794 You good, girl. 584 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,797 At least you weren't stripping at The Office like I was. 585 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,468 Shit, I'd rather have a piece of degree 586 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:19,179 than be where I'm at right now. 587 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,807 Shit, I thought I was gonna be big, too. 588 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,395 I was gonna be big! 589 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,523 Or married to somebody who was. 590 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,198 Oh shit! We still on live with this fake deep shit. 591 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,367 - No... Oh, turn it off. - Nah, nah, nah! 592 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,370 - Girl, nah! No! - Turn it off, please. Please... 593 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,373 We gotta turn up. 594 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,628 I haven't heard this since... 595 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,921 ♪ Street money ♪ 596 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,718 - Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Ooh. 597 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,196 - You gotta spit one of your bars for them. - No. 598 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,429 - Yeah. - No. 599 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,724 - Man... - I have to be inspired, Mia. 600 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,118 - Inspired? - It's a whole... Yeah. 601 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,644 Girl, you need a mask? 602 00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:10,688 - 'Cause I got a durag in the backseat. - Okay. 603 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,982 What should I rap about? 604 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:13,942 Girl, you the rapper, your life. 605 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:17,237 I just told you my life is trash. Like... 606 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,322 Well, rap about me. 607 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,742 Shit. Gimme something. 608 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:26,871 We be back! Ha! 609 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,889 - We back y'all! - Hello, hello. 610 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:33,253 Listen, my girlfriend is spittin' some bars for y'all. 611 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,980 - You ready, Nana? - Girl, yes. I'm ready. Let's go. 612 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,857 - Let's do it. - I'm I'm finna turn the instrumental on. 613 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,561 - Play something good. Need a beat. - Yeah. 614 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,721 You remember! Okay, okay. 615 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,224 - Just step, so clean... - Ah! Ah! 616 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,560 - Seduce, and scheme! - Ah! Ah! 617 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:49,870 ♪ All these niggas in Little Haiti, they wanna date me ♪ 618 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,689 ♪ Bougie bitches, me and Mia, you gotta pay me ♪ 619 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,899 - Seduce and scheme! - Okay! 620 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,318 Seduce and scheme! Ah! 621 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,445 ♪ I take Visa and PPP ♪ 622 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,489 ♪ I ain't taking email, nigga, CC me ♪ 623 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,676 - Seduce and scheme! - We don't take Discovery, nigga! 624 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,286 - Declined! Mm! - Seduce and scheme! 625 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,413 ♪ That little bitch, five-foot-six ♪ 626 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:09,598 ♪ Hood Houdini, I turn a trapper to a trick ♪ 627 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:12,584 - Seduce and scheme! - Alakazam, nigga! 628 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:13,936 - Seduce and scheme! - Abracadabra! 629 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,088 ♪ I'm at the bank with it, my walk stank with it ♪ 630 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,340 ♪ I need a charity the way I stay giving ♪ 631 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,176 - Seduce and scheme! - You know, wait! 632 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,970 - Seduce and scheme! - Y'all niggas is acting real needy right now. 633 00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:26,264 ♪ Bitch, pass the Henny, her bag is Fendi ♪ 634 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:29,058 ♪ Riding with niggas who don't got gas to gimme ♪ 635 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,810 ♪ I'ma check the deuce and leave ♪ 636 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,038 ♪ You think I like your smile? Nigga, it's the jewels for me ♪ 637 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,822 ♪ Straight off the dome, Mia chose the beat ♪ 638 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,338 ♪ And that's the motto we follow and it's seduce and scheme! ♪ 639 00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:44,383 You really came up with that off the top of your head like that? 640 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:45,847 Yeah! I'm a rapper! That shit's easy! 641 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,995 Oh my god. You know what? We should start a rap group. 642 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,515 - Mia, come on. - Man, y'all, we fittin' to start a rap group, 643 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,809 - and, of course, I'm fittin' to be the pretty hype bitch. - Come on! 644 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,769 - Look at me. - How about you be a bitch that tags a hoe? 645 00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:58,004 - That shit slap. - I wanna rap. 646 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:00,007 - You can rap. You can rap. - Man! Uh, 647 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:03,635 Elon Musky! Y'all need to sign my girl! 648 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,596 We going to Mars with this shit! 649 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,286 - We back, y'all! - Hello, hello. 650 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,747 Listen, my girlfriend is spittin' some bars for y'all. 651 00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,391 - You ready, Nana? - Girl, yes, I'm ready. 652 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,459 Okay, I'm finna turn the instrumental on. 653 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,670 - Play something good. Need a beat. - Yeah. 654 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,549 You remember? 655 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:45,176 - Okay, okay. Just step, so clean... - Ah! 656 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,720 - Seduce, and scheme! - Ah! Ah! 657 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,098 All these niggas... 658 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:58,731 ♪ What? And I get down with any bitch ♪ 659 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,775 ♪ He talking like he went ♪ 660 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,361 ♪ Met somebody in my city ♪ 661 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:04,821 ♪ Now bitch fuckin' with me ♪ 662 00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,072 ♪ You at me on the gram ♪ 663 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:07,740 ♪ When you see me bitch I'm with it ♪ 664 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,325 ♪ Get some force up out the nigga ♪ 665 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,719 ♪ Run his pockets, then I'm dipping ♪ 666 00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:11,845 ♪ You know I'm really with it ♪ 667 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,413 ♪ When I step I caught a city ♪ 668 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,247 ♪ And yo nigga wanna fuck ♪ 669 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:16,082 ♪ I told that nigga he a duck ♪ 670 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,643 ♪ And he done gave me all your money ♪ 671 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,085 ♪ So I guess you outta luck ♪ 672 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:20,587 ♪ Tell this nigga get yo bitch ♪ 673 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,897 ♪ Before I'm battering her shit ♪ 674 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:23,715 ♪ Man, that hoe ain't talking bout nuthin' ♪ 675 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,592 ♪ Oh god, I sat up in your shit ♪ 676 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,570 ♪ This for you dirty ass hoes who used to run with me ♪ 677 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,234 ♪ You sneaking out the house like a moth ♪ 678 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,031 ♪ Can't have no company, your mama took your phone ♪ 679 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,141 ♪ She curse you out, you say you trapping though ♪ 680 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,059 ♪ You know you a freak, you sucking dick ♪ 681 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,645 ♪ Now why you cappin' hoe, this for you nappy ass hoes ♪ 682 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,105 ♪ Who want to front 'em ♪ 683 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,106 ♪ Bitches talking shit but sucking dick ♪ 684 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,734 ♪ For a bundle, I let you bitches talk ♪ 685 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,777 ♪ But they be looking for the clout ♪ 686 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,947 ♪ If you ain't really 'bout it why you clapping and you loud? ♪ 687 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,550 ♪ Shit you with it, shit, I'm with it, shit ♪ 688 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,159 ♪ I'm bumping for real ♪ 689 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,786 ♪ Man, ya nigga be talking, I had to tell him to chill ♪ 690 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,581 ♪ He be blowing up my phone and he be telling me shit ♪ 691 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:57,984 ♪ I know you see me in his phone ♪ 692 00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,584 ♪ I know you having a fit ♪ 693 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:02,337 ♪ You can catch me Alabama, you can pull up in Cabana ♪ 694 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,298 ♪ I be posted on your street, I bet you got this on repeat ♪ 695 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,092 ♪ I bet you got this on repeat, I bet you got this on repeat ♪ 696 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:11,471 ♪ I bet you got this on repeat, I bet you got this on repeat! ♪ 697 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:15,183 ♪ Yeah! Badass hoes... ♪ 698 00:32:15,207 --> 00:32:17,207 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org55127

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