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(alarm buzzing)
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Hulk: Listen up, team.
It's training time.
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That means learning
to work together.
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Yo, hulkites.
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You're getting exclusive
access to hulk practice.
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Check out how we
make smashin' magic.
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One side, jones.
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(groans)
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Hey. Ugh!
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Merry christmas, smashers.
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Troops are only as
good as their weapons,
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So come and get 'em.
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Here you go, rookie.
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The gamma rocket launcher!
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Whoa!
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Don't say I never
did nothing for ya.
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Awesome sauce!
(launcher charging)
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(red groaning)
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(coughs)
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(nervously chuckling) uh, sorry.
Safety was off.
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Heya, skaar.
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You like stuff what
goes boom, don't ya?
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Mmm.
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Red: The ka-boomerang!
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Hmm. (Sniffing)
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(growling)
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And some fancy hand
wear for the lady.
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The gamma gauntlets!
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Oh, no. These are
for everyday use.
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Problem with greenie leading
is he's too cautious.
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You wanna lead, you
do it from the front
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Like I'm gonna do when I
take charge of this unit.
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Gotta get the troops on
my side first, though.
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That's why they got
the new hardware.
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(sighing) I know red.
He's up to no good.
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Probably trying to take over
the team or some nonsense.
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Dibs on this! Hey, I was
gonna use the gamma blaster!
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We got our weapons.
Let's do this.
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Give me that remote, jade jaws.
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This is my territory.
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I've trained raw recruits
into special forces elite.
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Children, get ready for
the hulk smasher 5000.
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All right, a-bomb, ball
up and hit it low.
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Skaar, slash it open so she-hulk
can get to the controls.
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Red, take long-range firepow...
(yelling)
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I'll just show you
how it's done.
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(laughing)
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Skaar throw.
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Pay attention, fido.
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I'll train you. (grunts)
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I'm gonna light this
baby up, a-bomb style.
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Give me that. Hey!
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Watch and learn, rookie.
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(grunting)
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So how exactly is this teamwork?
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(red yelling)
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Red wants to lead a team.
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He just doesn't want
anyone else on it.
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Don't worry. I'm here to
pick up red's pieces.
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(charging)
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Remind me to slug red
when this is over.
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(grunting)
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(yelling)
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You're not gonna
one-up me, greenie!
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(buzzer)
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What are ya, a one-man army?
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Save some for the
rest of us, green.
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Hey, you went all lone wolf.
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There's problems out there
bigger than tanks, red.
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Problems you can't handle alone.
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Red: I can handle anything.
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(rumbling) whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey now.
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(alarm buzzing) earthquake?
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What is it?
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A planet.
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And it's coming this way.
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Quick, everybody
on the elevator.
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Is the end near?
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If you're like me
and eyeing the sky,
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You're seeing a hunk of
extinction-sized rock
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Racing into our zip code.
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The uniforms at s.H.I.E.L.D. Are
saying there's nothing to worry about,
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And this reporter hopes...
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These earthquakes
will only get worse
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As the planetoid gets closer.
86
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Even if it misses, it'll
still tear earth apart.
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Planet evil.
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So how do we stop it?
Put up a detour sign?
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Hulk: We need to
get a closer look.
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Everyone into the jump jet.
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No need, green.
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I'll do this myself and
be back by supper time.
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(growls)
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All right, I let
you take her out,
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But you're in my
pilot's chair, buddy.
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I called shotgun
for you, shulkie.
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Sit back, relax, and I'll get
us out to that rock in no time.
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Look, I'm as excited to punch a
planet as the next hulk, but...
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But nothing.
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I've done this a
thousand times, greenie.
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I'm gonna go ahead and doubt
you've ever punched a planet.
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Let's see what the professional
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Planet smasher has in mind.
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Seatbacks and tray tables
in the upright position!
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Ha ha!
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First rule of being in charge,
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Be better than the green-grilled
noobs you're bossing around.
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Good leader does
everybody's job better.
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I told fury we're
taking the first shot.
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I figure if we target
the planet's poles
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We can knock it off course.
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Off course? Ha!
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I'm blowing that mud
ball to smithereens.
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(laughs)
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Hulk: Nice going, red.
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Maybe you could just
yell at it next time.
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Um, guys? This is weird.
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The planet's gravity
is doubling.
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And we're being
sucked right into it.
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(grunting)
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What is that?
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Is it just me, or
does that planet
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Kinda look like a dude?
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Who dares disturb ego?
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(gasping) it's a living planet!
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Who speaks perfect english.
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Does anybody else
think that's weird?
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Insects.
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You have incited ego's wrath.
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Know you're in trouble when you
tick off a planet with a face.
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Ugly planet eat us?
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Kinda lookin' that way.
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A-bomb: Hulk, if
you've got a plan,
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Now's the time to share.
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Hulk: Your one-man show is over.
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Hey!
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It's a mutiny, is what it is.
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(grunting)
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Firing all thrusters.
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We're breaking free!
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A-bomb: Uh, we're
going the wrong way.
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Hulk: Gravity's too strong!
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Astronaut 1: This
is salvation one.
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We've lost our visual on the
agents of s.M.A.S.H. Over.
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Mission control: Copy that.
Move into orbit and stand by.
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Astronaut 2: Sorry, hulks.
You're on your own.
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She-hulk: Is that, ugh, hair?
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Oh, sick, dude. He's got
massive beard tendrils.
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We're not getting taken out by
some planet's scruffy beard.
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Everybody, to your fighters.
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Stand down, greenie. I haven't
given that... (groaning)
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Why do I get the caboose, huh?
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Skaar: Skaar shave.
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Skaar, look out.
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We've lost skaar.
We're turning around.
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What? We're all going
after dog boy?
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I'm hit. Going down.
(alarm wailing)
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We're all going down. (beeping)
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If we do, the earth is finished.
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(grunting) great.
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There goes our ride home.
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All right, ya floating
ball of ugly.
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You and me. Right here.
Right now.
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Ego has graced this galaxy
with his numinous presence,
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Absorbing planets to
increase his size.
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See that big, blue orb up there?
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That's our planet, earth.
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You're about to wreck the place.
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And endanger billions
of lives, you jerk.
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(grunting)
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Ego: Specks of dust.
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You mean nothing to ego.
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All you have gained
is a clear view
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Of the destruction
of your world.
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(roaring)
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What are you doing?
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I had that rocky jerk
right where I wanted him.
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I don't know who has
the bigger ego,
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You or the planet named ego.
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Ego may be bigger,
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But we still got him
outnumbered five to one.
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We need to stick together,
change his mind.
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Change mind?
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Maybe smash brain.
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From the mouths of barbarians.
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Red: If we want to
get to its brain,
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We go through schnoz
mountain over there.
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Hulk: We won't get far jumping.
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Gravity's too strong.
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We walk from here.
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You couldn't lead your butt
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Out of a pair of purple shorts.
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Follow me!
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Being a leader isn't about
being best at everything.
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It's about knowing the
strengths of your teammates.
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Red: Ha, you see that, hulky?
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I got us halfway to the mountain
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Safe and sound.
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Ah, water.
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So thirsty.
201
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Yuck. It's slimy.
202
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(spitting) ugh! Oh! It's drool!
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Oh, I put it in my mouth.
204
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,623
Oh, it's chunky.
205
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,258
I can still taste it on my tongue.
Ugh!
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00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,996
Wait, if this is drool,
207
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:31,896
Then we're standing
right over ego's...
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(rumbling) mouth?
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00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,900
Oh, you gotta be...
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(all screaming)
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A-bomb: Oh, can
it get any worse?
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(ego roaring)
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Ugh.
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His breath is even
worse than yours, red.
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Hope you get swallowed.
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Ego: Now you shall
all be devoured!
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A-bomb, go!
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00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:01,359
(grunting)
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00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,862
(ego roaring)
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Oh! Uh!
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00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:06,931
(grunts)
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00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,267
And we're trapped.
223
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,207
And cue the hideous,
giant, alien tongue.
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(ego screeching)
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00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,950
(yelling) she-hulk: Hulk!
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00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,724
(grunting) feel that, ego?
227
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,795
Skaar make holes in teeth!
228
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,730
Skaar make holes in teeth!
229
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,732
Rick, roll us a
path out of here.
230
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,268
(laughing) yeah! Dr. Mouthbomb
reporting for surgery.
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Mama always said I'd
make a great dentist.
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(grunting) (grunting) hey.
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Follow me. I'm leading
this cavity cavalry.
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00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,324
A-bomb: That's kinda impressive
on a superhero resume...
235
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"fought giant teeth the
size of the stark tower."
236
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,895
Ugh. More drool?
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00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,998
Can it get any more disgusting?
238
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,320
Just wait till we
get to the nose.
239
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Yuck.
240
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Big head planet has bad skin.
241
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,075
Ugh. Acid!
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Twenty foot acid zits
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With the pus and
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Giant whiteheads.
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(gagging)
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(retches)
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(groans)
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Ah!
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Waste your time on zits.
250
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I'm heading to the nose.
251
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,366
Yeah.
252
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,368
Red, get back here!
253
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,808
And I thought I had acne
back in high school.
254
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,277
Skaar, make with the boom.
255
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,381
Epic win, skaar.
256
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,950
Way to... (gagging)
pop those zits.
257
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,553
Come on. We're getting closer
to the earth by the second.
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00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,390
(ego growling)
259
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,293
Uh, as usual, greenie's
bunch is lagging behind,
260
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,530
So it's up to me, once
again, to get the job done.
261
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,131
Moving out.
262
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,166
(wind howling)
263
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,935
(yelling)
264
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,571
Ugh!
265
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,006
(growling)
266
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:34,913
No green tag-alongs or slimy
snot-ridden booger delta's
267
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,148
Gonna detain general
thunderbolt ross.
268
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,583
No siree.
269
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,084
Gotta, ugh, make it,
270
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:45,290
Gah, to brain.
271
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,959
(beeping) wow. I got a
message from our fans.
272
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,194
Oh.
273
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,562
Hulk, you better see this.
274
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,297
(people screaming)
275
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,304
Can't take much more of
these gravity quakes.
276
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,266
If you haven't signed your
will, better get on it.
277
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,975
Turns out the end is near.
278
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,243
We gotta stop ego. Now.
279
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,547
(straining)
280
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,216
Gonna take more than
a mountain of mucus
281
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:11,216
To halt this charge.
282
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,853
Out of the way, nose goblin!
283
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,554
Burn, you buggers! Burn!
284
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,157
(laughing)
285
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,595
Come at me.
286
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,129
(grunting)
287
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,432
Uh!
288
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,900
(sneezing)
289
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,068
(yelling)
290
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,037
(rumbling)
291
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,873
Hold on.
292
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,142
(laughing)
293
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,616
(groaning)
294
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:51,356
Your pitiful blue orb is
soon to be decimated.
295
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:56,494
Each and every lowly
life form extinguished.
296
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,997
Such is my will.
297
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,966
The will of ego!
298
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:06,204
Never been trash-talked
by a planet before.
299
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,140
Would dish some back, but
I need to save my breath.
300
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:17,248
In the sky you're seeing a
hunk of extinction-sized rock
301
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,683
Racing into our zip code.
302
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,685
(people screaming)
303
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,991
(muffled yells)
304
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,600
Ah!
305
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,368
She-hulk: Skaar! Huh?
306
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,638
Ah!
307
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,575
(retching)
308
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,045
Oh! I'm gonna have booger
breath for a month.
309
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,380
She-hulk: Tell me about it.
310
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,416
Wait. What happened to hulk?
311
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,322
Astronaut 1: Negative, control.
312
00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:01,092
Still no sign of the hulks.
313
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,227
Astronaut 2: Wait a minute.
What is that?
314
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,595
Astronaut 1: It's him.
315
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,364
Astronaut 2: What's
he doing out here?
316
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,633
(grunting)
317
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,501
Got it.
318
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,973
Three, two, one... Hulk away.
319
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,308
(roaring)
320
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,082
That's gonna leave a mark.
321
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:27,618
It's official. I'm mad.
322
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,459
Hoof it, hulks. We're
running out of time.
323
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,329
She-hulk: Well, look where
the lone wolf cowboy landed.
324
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,767
Red. Slimed. (grunting)
325
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,535
Can we pick him up
on the way back?
326
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,071
Like it or not, he's one of us.
327
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,207
Agents of s.M.A.S.H. Look
out for each other, jen.
328
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,275
Spoken like a true superhero.
329
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,481
(sputtering)
330
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,683
What are you goons doing here?
331
00:16:57,707 --> 00:16:59,317
I got this.
332
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,119
(chuckling) seriously?
333
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,454
Yeah. I'll show you all.
334
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,655
(growling)
335
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,790
Ah!
336
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,060
(whimpering) (thud)
337
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,595
Can't do everything, red.
338
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,730
And I'm done watching you try
while the team gets hurt.
339
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,200
Okay, so what's your big plan?
340
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,962
Only way to the brain
is through the sinuses.
341
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:20,605
But it's closed up.
342
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,440
Skaar: Hulk smash nose hole?
343
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,775
Hulk: Not quite.
344
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:26,611
But this time we do it together.
345
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,180
Come on, hulks. Yank
this nose hair.
346
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,249
This is stupid.
347
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,083
You're gonna get us
all snot-rocketed
348
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,252
When he sneezes again.
349
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,520
(groans)
350
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,059
(ego groaning)
351
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,264
Red, hurry! Grab on.
352
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,499
Yeah. Can't sneeze without
opening the sinuses.
353
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,701
(sneezing)
354
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,403
(wind howling) (all yelling)
355
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,743
Gesundheit.
356
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,612
Okay, mega sneeze avoided.
Now what?
357
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,714
The fun part.
358
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,615
We keep smashing.
359
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,151
(grunting)
360
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,390
(ego groaning)
361
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:19,864
Ego: You are stepping
on the biggest brain
362
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,500
In the known universe.
363
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:26,838
The greatest mind
in all of reality.
364
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,877
You go no further!
365
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,378
Shiny.
366
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,151
That's two you owe me, red.
367
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:45,156
Bow down to ego and
your end will be swift.
368
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,225
Never!
369
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,526
(roaring)
370
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,514
(chuckling) after
you, fearless leader.
371
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,815
Whoa! Ha!
372
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,383
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
373
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,751
(grunting)
374
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,753
(sighs)
375
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,921
(grunting)
376
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,257
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
377
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,925
(grunting) (grunting)
378
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:21,559
(grunting)
379
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,228
Bouncy.
380
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,790
(high-pitched voice)
look away, insects.
381
00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:27,465
I command you.
382
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:27,465
Keep away from me.
383
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,668
Yep. It's the dudes
with the biggest egos
384
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,904
That are usually the
biggest pinheads.
385
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,772
That's what he was all along?
386
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,275
A tiny ego inside a
giant planet head?
387
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,309
Wouldn't you know?
388
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,477
You two have a lot in common.
389
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,646
Ugh!
390
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,448
Yes, red monster,
391
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,717
You are powerful like ego.
392
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,720
Join ego and we shall
rule the universe.
393
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,888
(nervous giggling)
394
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,690
Put a sock in it, squeaky.
395
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:53,391
I learned my lesson.
396
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:57,628
There's no "I" in the
agents of s.M.A.S.H.
397
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,800
Stay back.
398
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,702
Help me. Ah!
399
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:10,408
You got two choices.
400
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,243
A, you get us back to earth
401
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,245
And leave our galaxy forever.
402
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,748
Or, b, we slam-dunk
you into the sun.
403
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,950
What'll it be?
404
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,552
Uh...
405
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,321
Ego submits.
406
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,388
Great.
407
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,224
Uh, so how do we get home?
408
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,793
I think I can get us a ride.
409
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,697
(groaning)
410
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:37,435
Skaar: Bad planet goes away.
411
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,470
She-hulk: And not a
minute too soon.
412
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,510
Looks like you hulks
saved the day.
413
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,979
(people cheering)
414
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,317
Spider-man's plot has failed.
415
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,353
The planetoid has
missed the earth.
416
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,656
Ah. Guess we can thank
chance for this one.
417
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,459
I can't believe we're not
getting credit for this.
418
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,528
Hulk: Check your
ego at the door.
419
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,170
We did this 'cause it
was the right thing,
420
00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:08,266
Not to get you a parade.
421
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,268
(groans)
422
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,702
Do I like green?
423
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,504
Nah.
424
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,040
But do I respect him?
425
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:17,975
Yeah, okay.
426
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,711
Got me there.
427
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,347
Hmm. (chuckling)
428
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,383
Guess it took a
planet to show red
429
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,451
Just how big his head is
430
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,654
And us to bring it down to size.
431
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,722
Hulk out.
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