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(groaning)
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(grunting)
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Hulk: Can't keep hiding forever.
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Time for you to step
out of the shadows.
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(dings)
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So, you coming?
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Ultimate spider-man,
ready to go.
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Uh, where exactly are we going?
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(grumbles)
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Spider-man... Being labeled
a menace is getting to him.
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And I know how that goes.
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Figured I'd bring the kid
to meet my support group.
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(chomping)
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This is your support group?
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Spidey! Check it out, hulk fans.
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I can't believe we got the amaze-ball
spider-man on the web show.
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Say what now? These cameras
follow you everywhere?
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Yeah, and you're just in time for our
gut-buster burrito-eating contest.
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I'd better not.
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My delicate arachnid
constitution.
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Plus I have reservations at the
grown-ups' table. Peace out.
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Jameson: (on tv) trusted news source j.
Jonah jameson here...
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This is it? We're playing cards?
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(groans) it ain't
cards, it's poker.
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Jameson: Green goliath the
hulk is even worse...
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Grab a chair, wall-crawler,
and I'll deal you in.
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Who plays poker in a mask?
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It's an unfair advantage.
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Ah. I understand.
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Kind of a newbie at poker.
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Kid sits next to me.
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Huh? Ugh!
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Gee, thanks. I guess.
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As if this city wasn't
suffering enough
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With our own masked
menace spider-man,
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The rampaging monster known
as the hulk has been spotted.
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Imagine if the two became
a regular team-up.
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Lock your doors! We're looking
at threat level orange!
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(grunts)
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(thudding) (electricity
crackling)
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Nice! That's how I'd do it too.
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My spidey sense is tingling.
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Yeah. That hand stinks.
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No, it's... (groaning)
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Okay, who's the party crasher?
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Don't know, don't care.
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So let's smash it already!
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(all scream)
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Nobody trashes my poker night!
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It's clobberin'...
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She-hulk: Ben!
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Thing: That's it!
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Uh, hulk?
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Is this part of the game?
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No, it's not.
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Spider-man: What do
we do now, hulk?
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Hulk: Time to smash. (yells)
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(crashing)
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(bystanders scream)
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Yeah, sure. Go hang
out with the hulk.
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Play some cards.
It'll be a hoot.
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It's the hulk!
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Run for your lives!
Let's get out of here!
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(all screaming)
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Come on! Hulk's the good guy.
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Let 'em run from me.
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Gets them out of harm's way.
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(firing beam) (groaning)
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(grunting)
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Hey, leave some for us!
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(groaning)
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Whoa!
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That thing, it just
zapped all our friends!
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No. Look up there.
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I'm betting that thing
teleported them
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Into that spaceship
or whatever it is.
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Why did we get left behind?
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Don't know, but we're
gonna find out.
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Hello? Hello?
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Dang it! I can't get a hold of the
fantastic four or the avengers.
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Probably got them, too.
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Let me guess.
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We're just gonna fly up
there and go in blasting.
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Yup.
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Well, don't just sit
there, webhead.
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Man the weapons!
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Less talking, more shooting.
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Just like a video game,
except "game over"
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Really is game over.
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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Ew! Smells like hulk ear.
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(boosting)
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Hulk?
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Big gun, hulk. Hulk?
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I see it!
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Well, turn!
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(boosting)
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Spider-man: You are unclear
on the whole turning concept.
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Hulk: Bought enough time to get
you into a spacesuit, didn't I?
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Yeah, she-hulk's spacesuit.
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Thanks a lot. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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It's the closest thing
we have in your size.
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Besides, it's a good look on you.
(Laughs)
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Hilarious.
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What do we do first?
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Shut down the tractor beam or
rescue the beautiful princess?
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Will you shut it?
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Stay behind me. Don't get hurt.
And be quiet.
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Yeah, 'cause you're as quiet
as a little green mouse.
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Whoa. You were right.
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They're all here.
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The fantastic four,
the avengers,
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Hulk: And my agents
of s.M.A.S.H.!
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Paralyzed in some kind
of prison bubbles.
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Spider-man: And what is that?
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Spider-man: And
there's the thing.
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The collector:
Magnificent, isn't it?
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Every major hero, including
many rare and unique ones,
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Most in mint condition.
121
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So what are you, some
kind of collector?
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I'm the collector!
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And I know who you are.
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The rampaging hulk
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And the masked
vigilante spider-man.
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I've researched this planet to
learn which heroes to collect.
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From monitoring your trusted information
dispenser j. Jonah jameson,
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It's clear that you
two do not qualify.
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I don't qualify as a hero?
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You can't listen to anything j.
Jonah jerkface says.
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I mean, wolverine? Wolverine
is a hero and I'm not?
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That guy runs around
stabbing people!
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And he smells like wet dog,
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Which in itself is a
punishable crime.
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You're letting them go now!
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(grunts)
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Ooh! That looks like it hurt.
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(grunts) yep.
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The collector: You're not heroes.
You're menaces.
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Undesirable and in
poor condition.
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You're not collectible
and you have no value.
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Spider-man: Oh, not
the trash chute!
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(groaning)
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Menaces indeed.
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But look at these interesting
gamma-powered variants.
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The red one, the blue one,
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The primitive one.
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And even a rare female variant.
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(laughs)
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And they're all mine!
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(both grunt)
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How humiliating.
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And of course it's all
been caught on camera.
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(door opens)
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Oh, great. Someone
turned up the heat.
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That's not another teleporter.
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No, it's a disintegrator.
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(whirring)
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Note to spidey, next time the
hulk takes you into space,
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Don't go.
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Too late now.
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Figures. I put on a
mask, try to be a hero,
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And get thrown out
with the garbage.
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A mask doesn't make you a hero.
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It's the guy beneath it.
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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Oh, this is not good!
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I've got an idea!
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(spider-man grunting)
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You think those puny spidey
webs are gonna hold my weight?
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These puny spidey webs will hold
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But my super-springy
slingshot is only gonna work
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If you're strong enough
to get us out of here.
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Status update, bug-man.
I do strong!
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All right. (Grunts)
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Hulk, anytime now. Hulk?
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Okay, now!
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(spider-man screams)
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It worked. Of course it worked.
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I wish j. Jonah jerkison was around
so I could rub it in his face.
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Been there. Kids gotta learn you
can't control how people see you.
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You can only control
the things you do.
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Ultra rare, this hero.
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So valuable, in near
mint condition.
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Fitting he's the last
of my acquisitions.
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Now it's time for phase two.
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Phase two? Stay here
and watch my back.
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I'm on it.
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(grunts)
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(alarm blaring)
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Stop!
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Guys, he's coming back!
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My precious collection!
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What are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm doing?
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A-bomb: Oh, hey, who did that?
(all groaning)
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What died?
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It was me. Revenge
of the burrito.
200
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Hey, I was stuck
in there with it.
201
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:47,979
Ugh! Makes me want to climb
back into my pod. Ugh!
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00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,282
My collectibles! Out
of their packaging!
203
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,385
You're no longer
in mint condition
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And more trouble
than you're worth.
205
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,029
This way. We'll have to
come back for the others.
206
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,330
Wait for me!
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00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,871
Perhaps I'll salvage some
meager value from you
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00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,806
Once you're in pieces.
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00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,043
(hulk roars)
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00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,212
Probes,
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00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:24,916
Hunt down and exterminate
those defective collectibles.
212
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,385
It's time to execute my plan
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To make my collection priceless.
214
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,992
Make his collection priceless?
What does that even mean?
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00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:36,795
Work it out later.
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00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,397
Spidey coming through!
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00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,371
We gotta go back. We can
free the avengers...
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Hulk: No time!
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00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,973
Spider-man: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
220
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,341
Cover us! Whoa!
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00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,045
Okay, will do!
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00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,463
(laughing)
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00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,035
(thudding)
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(both grunting)
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(gunshots)
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00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,426
Okay, what's our plan?
227
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,928
Well, our favorite
fully-articulated space hoarder
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Said he'd make his
collection priceless.
229
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,067
So how do you fix it so your
action figures are one of a kind?
230
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You wreck everyone else's.
231
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,838
Or you wreck the place
they came from.
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00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,008
You mean that maniac is
going to destroy the earth?
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00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,879
Yup. We have to find out what
he's gonna use and smash it.
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00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,915
Look for a big cannon,
a giant robot...
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00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,917
Spider-man: A really
humongous bomb?
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00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,252
(beeping)
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00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,287
That'll work.
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00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,959
Hulk: We don't have much time before
this firecracker pops the earth.
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00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,128
So what? I can disable it.
240
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,798
A-bomb, you help him.
241
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,032
Both: I gotta work with him?
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(both grunt)
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00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:26,204
Spider-man: If the probes are after us,
the collection room might be unguarded.
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00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,908
Good point. Jen, use the teleporter
to beam the others out of here.
245
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,476
Skaar will cover you.
246
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,945
All right, shaggy, you're with me.
(grunts)
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Spidey, you're with me.
248
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,082
Really? You want me with you?
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00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,052
I mean, sure.
250
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,288
If you need me for the
big throw-down, I'm in.
251
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,257
People underestimate
the webhead.
252
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,293
He's just a kid but he's tough.
253
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Handy in a fight.
And he's smart.
254
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,498
Let's do this thing.
255
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,301
Get this party popper open
and cut the blue wire.
256
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,569
Or is it the red wire?
257
00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,070
Will you zip it?
258
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,606
I disposed of ordnance
in the military.
259
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,475
It just requires a
little bit of patience!
260
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,944
Neither of which... Shut up!
261
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:09,614
I'm trying to concentrate!
(grumbles)
262
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,349
Yeah, let's see, green...
263
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,417
Blue.
264
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,618
Red!
265
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,919
(grunts)
266
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,187
(beeping)
267
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:20,992
Uh.
268
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,228
This bomb is making me mad!
269
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,064
I don't think that's working.
270
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,269
Red: Quick, hide! A-bomb:
All right, all right!
271
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:47,585
(grunts)
272
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,067
Skaar?
273
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,435
See that thingy there?
274
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,638
No smashy-smash.
275
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,173
We need it to get back to earth.
276
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,209
Skaar know. Skaar not dumb.
277
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,177
We need a distraction. (roars)
278
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,346
(grunts)
279
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,017
Skaar is awesome.
280
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,686
I mean, he's a wild
dog, but he's awesome.
281
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,988
(grunting)
282
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,428
(grunts)
283
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,132
Great. The controls.
284
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,302
Sure, just use the
teleporter, he says.
285
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,070
Beam the others out.
286
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,006
What about the part where I
don't read alien jerk language?
287
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,008
Maybe this?
288
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,149
(groaning)
289
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,686
(yells)
290
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,022
Oops. Maybe not.
291
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:09,600
Get him!
292
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,141
Whoa!
293
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,979
I'm okay.
294
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:20,979
No, I'm not.
295
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:26,117
I could hear your footsteps
from a galaxy away.
296
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,654
Think of how valuable my
collection of earthlings will be
297
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,458
When they're the last
ones left alive.
298
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:38,096
No one on your planet wants you.
So why should I?
299
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,764
You are unworthy.
300
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,768
You are making me angry, you
obsessive little twerp!
301
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,104
Obsessive little twerp?
302
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,077
(both groan)
303
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,421
(both struggling)
304
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,724
A-bomb: How's it coming, red?
305
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,092
(grunting)
306
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,528
Ha-ha! Now we're cooking!
307
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,564
Cut the red wire and
disarm this baby
308
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,066
In no time.
309
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,802
(rumbling)
310
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,111
Red? The bomb's gonna drop.
311
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,047
Red: I'm working on it!
312
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,060
Have you lost your mind?
313
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,828
No, I found the answer.
314
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,097
I smashed the door thingy
so they can't open.
315
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,732
The bomb can't drop.
316
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,067
You're welcome.
317
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,669
Oh, so it'll blow up in here!
318
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,173
With us! Great idea, kid.
Great idea!
319
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,641
So...
320
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,144
Maybe we run for it?
321
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,212
(beeping)
322
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,116
She-hulk: (grunting)
come on, come on!
323
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,085
Has to be some way to
shut that thing down.
324
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,788
We're running out of time here.
325
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,290
(device boosting)
326
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,357
(grunting)
327
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,862
I needed that.
328
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,798
Yeah! Smashy-smash!
329
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,133
Whoo! (Laughs)
330
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,603
Ow!
331
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,738
Organs squishing...
332
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,776
Kid, I might not be a
hero, but you are.
333
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,245
New york city's
lucky to have you.
334
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:39,417
I'm sorry no one ever got
to see your true hero self.
335
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,252
What is he talking about?
336
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,255
What does he mean,
"true hero self"?
337
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,425
Everyone knows a true
hero isn't the costume,
338
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,127
But the guy beneath the mask.
339
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,394
Yeah, but you knew that, right?
340
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,664
(groans)
341
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,833
There's a hero underneath here?
342
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,403
This I must see for myself.
343
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,339
And are you ever in for a treat.
344
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:06,277
For I am the amazing,
spectacular, ultimate spider-man!
345
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,516
No.
346
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,619
You're just some mundane
adolescent earthling.
347
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,288
(groans and growls)
348
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,890
Nothing special at all!
349
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,158
That's the point.
350
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:21,926
(hulk screams)
351
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,194
(the collector groans)
352
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,267
You hear that coming
a galaxy away?
353
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,236
Never thought your giant green ninja
skills would come in so handy.
354
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:35,540
I never thought your ability to
talk would come in so handy.
355
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,774
Sorry for you folks at home,
356
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,843
But my identity has
to remain a secret.
357
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,911
(beeping)
358
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,416
Only got seconds
before ka-blooey.
359
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,351
Jen, get us out of here!
360
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,287
Teleport hub's online.
361
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,822
I think I can send
everyone back in one shot.
362
00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,864
Spider-man: Hey, I
think it's working!
363
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,201
(screams)
364
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,838
Hulk: Where have you two been?
Red: Saving your butts!
365
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,319
(groans)
366
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,386
(beeping)
367
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,426
But, my collection.
368
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,493
(explosion)
369
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,874
Whew! Nick of time.
370
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,743
We all present and
accounted for?
371
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,944
Everybody.
372
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,315
Plus one.
373
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,386
I was wrong about you.
374
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:58,356
Despite what I've heard,
you're not menaces.
375
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,891
We never saw ourselves
as menaces.
376
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,426
And we aren't.
377
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,828
You've proven that you are among
378
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,030
The greatest of earth's heroes.
379
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:09,967
Next time, I'll
come for you first.
380
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,006
Uh, and that's a
good thing, how?
381
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,607
Hey, night's still young.
382
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,849
We could finish our poker game.
383
00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:20,044
Or you, me, skaar, and hulk
384
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,813
Have a late night gut-buster
burrito-eating contest.
385
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:23,914
What do you think?
386
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,518
Hulk: Twenty-five
burritos and counting.
387
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,321
(chomps)
388
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,889
Hulk out. (burps)
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