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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> Yes, siree, little buddy.

The sun is shining, the fish are

biting.

You got to admit, it's a

wonderful--

Ohh!

Life.

>> Hey, Funky, what's up?

>> I've lost it, dudes.

My surfing stance.

It's lost in the cosmos.

Watch.

Oof! See? Without my world-famous funky

See? Without my world-famous funky stance, my surfing is suffering.

Without my world-famous funky stance, my surfing is suffering. >> Relax, Funky.

stance, my surfing is suffering. >> Relax, Funky. I can show you how to get your

>> Relax, Funky. I can show you how to get your surf style back.

I can show you how to get your surf style back. Oops.

surf style back. Oops. >> My board!

Oops. >> My board! Instant karma is going to get

>> My board! Instant karma is going to get you, Donkey Dude.

Instant karma is going to get you, Donkey Dude. >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong!

you, Donkey Dude. >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong! >> Uh, love to stay and chat,

>> CRANKY: Donkey Kong! >> Uh, love to stay and chat, Funky, but, uh, got to run.

You bellowed, Cranky? >> For starters, you can explain this!

>> For starters, you can explain this! >> Ah, that.

this! >> Ah, that. That's my new invention: the

>> Ah, that. That's my new invention: the Crystal Coconut total security

That's my new invention: the Crystal Coconut total security system.

Crystal Coconut total security system. When I'm off doing something

system. When I'm off doing something vital as future ruler--

When I'm off doing something vital as future ruler-- >> Like going fishing?

vital as future ruler-- >> Like going fishing? >> Exactly.

>> Like going fishing? >> Exactly. Well, anyway, now when I'm gone,

>> Exactly. Well, anyway, now when I'm gone, nobody can get at the Coconut.

Well, anyway, now when I'm gone, nobody can get at the Coconut. >> Including me, you

nobody can get at the Coconut. >> Including me, you knuckle-dragging knucklehead!

>> Including me, you knuckle-dragging knucklehead! >> You mean it really worked?

knuckle-dragging knucklehead! >> You mean it really worked? Wow.

>> You mean it really worked? Wow. I'm impressed.

Wow. I'm impressed. Looks like I'm pretty valuable

I'm impressed. Looks like I'm pretty valuable to have around, huh, Cranky?

Looks like I'm pretty valuable to have around, huh, Cranky? >> You'll be valuable for

to have around, huh, Cranky? >> You'll be valuable for donating your body to science if

>> You'll be valuable for donating your body to science if you don't get those locks off.

donating your body to science if you don't get those locks off. >> No problemo, Cranky-o.

you don't get those locks off. >> No problemo, Cranky-o. I'll have them off in a ji--

Um, you wouldn't happen to have the combinations, would you? >> Me?

the combinations, would you? >> Me? They're your locks, Donkey Kong.

>> Me? They're your locks, Donkey Kong. >> Don't worry, Cranky.

They're your locks, Donkey Kong. >> Don't worry, Cranky. There's more than one way to

>> Don't worry, Cranky. There's more than one way to open a lock.

There's more than one way to open a lock. Argh!

open a lock. Argh! Well, you learn something new

Argh! Well, you learn something new every day.

Well, you learn something new every day. I guess there isn't more than

every day. I guess there isn't more than one way to open a lock.

I guess there isn't more than one way to open a lock. >> Out of my way!

one way to open a lock. >> Out of my way! (Grunting)

>> Out of my way! (Grunting) >> There you go.

(Grunting) >> There you go. One Crystal Coconut, just like

>> There you go. One Crystal Coconut, just like you ordered.

One Crystal Coconut, just like you ordered. No need to thank me, Cranky.

you ordered. No need to thank me, Cranky. >> Thank you?

No need to thank me, Cranky. >> Thank you? You want me to thank you?

>> Thank you? You want me to thank you? >> I can see you're busy; I'll

You want me to thank you? >> I can see you're busy; I'll see my own way out.

>> CANDY: Oh, Bluster, I get goose bumps just hearing you say those words.

goose bumps just hearing you say those words. >> What words?

those words. >> What words? >> BLUSTER: Oh, Candy, you know

>> What words? >> BLUSTER: Oh, Candy, you know I need you now more than ever.

>> BLUSTER: Oh, Candy, you know I need you now more than ever. >> Hey!

I need you now more than ever. >> Hey! All right, Bluster, you know

>> Hey! All right, Bluster, you know Candy is my girl.

All right, Bluster, you know Candy is my girl. Whoa!

(Screaming)

>> Donkey Kong, what are you doing? >> You two were getting cozy

doing? >> You two were getting cozy behind my back.

>> You two were getting cozy behind my back. You were getting goose bumps?

behind my back. You were getting goose bumps? >> Oh, Donkey Kong, I was

You were getting goose bumps? >> Oh, Donkey Kong, I was getting goose bumps because

>> Oh, Donkey Kong, I was getting goose bumps because Bluster was finally giving me a

getting goose bumps because Bluster was finally giving me a raise.

Bluster was finally giving me a raise. >> Uh, and what about you,

raise. >> Uh, and what about you, Bluster?

>> Uh, and what about you, Bluster? I heard you say you needed Candy

Bluster? I heard you say you needed Candy more than ever.

I heard you say you needed Candy more than ever. >> To fill my biggest order

more than ever. >> To fill my biggest order ever, which you just knocked

>> To fill my biggest order ever, which you just knocked over and ruined, which means

ever, which you just knocked over and ruined, which means Candy, no raise.

over and ruined, which means Candy, no raise. >> Great work, DK.

Candy, no raise. >> Great work, DK. Your butting in has just cost me

>> Great work, DK. Your butting in has just cost me my raise.

Your butting in has just cost me my raise. >> BLUSTER: And let's don't

my raise. >> BLUSTER: And let's don't forget about my barrel order.

>> BLUSTER: And let's don't forget about my barrel order. >> Uh, well--

forget about my barrel order. >> Uh, well-- Say, why don't I come back

>> Uh, well-- Say, why don't I come back later?

>> DK: Hey, Diddy, toss it over here. >> No way, DK.

here. >> No way, DK. This is my lucky ball.

>> No way, DK. This is my lucky ball. >> Just one throw?

This is my lucky ball. >> Just one throw? I'll throw it right back.

>> Just one throw? I'll throw it right back. Cross my eyes and hope to skate.

I'll throw it right back. Cross my eyes and hope to skate. >> Okay, if you promise to throw

Cross my eyes and hope to skate. >> Okay, if you promise to throw it right back.

>> Okay, if you promise to throw it right back. This is my favourite ball in the

it right back. This is my favourite ball in the whole wide world.

This is my favourite ball in the whole wide world. >> Promise.

whole wide world. >> Promise. Now, let 'er rip.

>> Promise. Now, let 'er rip. >> Okay, DK, that was great.

Now, let 'er rip. >> Okay, DK, that was great. Now, can you just toss my ball

>> Okay, DK, that was great. Now, can you just toss my ball back?

Now, can you just toss my ball back? Gently?

back? Gently? >> Here it comes, little buddy,

Gently? >> Here it comes, little buddy, right down the pike.

>> Here it comes, little buddy, right down the pike. Whoa!

right down the pike. Whoa! Oop.

Whoa! Oop. >> You just lost my lucky ball!

Oop. >> You just lost my lucky ball! >> Sorry, little buddy.

>> You just lost my lucky ball! >> Sorry, little buddy. >> "Sorry" isn't good enough,

>> Sorry, little buddy. >> "Sorry" isn't good enough, Donkey Kong.

>> "Sorry" isn't good enough, Donkey Kong. Why couldn't you have

Donkey Kong. Why couldn't you have disappeared forever instead of

Why couldn't you have disappeared forever instead of my ball?

disappeared forever instead of my ball? >> K. ROOL: Aw, poor Donkey

my ball? >> K. ROOL: Aw, poor Donkey Kong.

>> K. ROOL: Aw, poor Donkey Kong. Tough day at the office, bad

Kong. Tough day at the office, bad biorhythms, or just plain loser?

Tough day at the office, bad biorhythms, or just plain loser? (Cackling)

biorhythms, or just plain loser? (Cackling) Looks like the poor citizens of

(Cackling) Looks like the poor citizens of Kongo Bongo are just finding out

Looks like the poor citizens of Kongo Bongo are just finding out what I have known for years:

Kongo Bongo are just finding out what I have known for years: that they'd all be better off

what I have known for years: that they'd all be better off without that lamentable

that they'd all be better off without that lamentable lunk-head as their future ruler.

(Cackling)

(Vacuum whirring) >> Oof. Boy, oh, boy.

>> Oof. Boy, oh, boy. It's hard to believe anybody

Boy, oh, boy. It's hard to believe anybody this cute could have everybody

It's hard to believe anybody this cute could have everybody so mad at him.

this cute could have everybody so mad at him. Well, I've never known any

so mad at him. Well, I've never known any problem that couldn't be solved

Well, I've never known any problem that couldn't be solved with a little nap.

(Clanging) >> DK, what are you doing here? >> Uh, nothing, honest.

>> DK, what are you doing here? >> Uh, nothing, honest. I was just, uh--

>> Uh, nothing, honest. I was just, uh-- Hey, wait a minute.

I was just, uh-- Hey, wait a minute. I live here!

Hey, wait a minute. I live here! I'm allowed to goof off in my

I live here! I'm allowed to goof off in my own house.

I'm allowed to goof off in my own house. Aren't I?

own house. Aren't I? >> Tonight is only the annual

Aren't I? >> Tonight is only the annual Future Ruler of Kongo Bongo

>> Tonight is only the annual Future Ruler of Kongo Bongo Barbecue Banana Dinner, at which

Future Ruler of Kongo Bongo Barbecue Banana Dinner, at which you were supposed to be the

Barbecue Banana Dinner, at which you were supposed to be the guest of honour.

you were supposed to be the guest of honour. >> Oh, I completely forgot.

guest of honour. >> Oh, I completely forgot. Diddy, can you tell everybody I

>> Oh, I completely forgot. Diddy, can you tell everybody I was busy fighting evil or

Diddy, can you tell everybody I was busy fighting evil or something like that?

was busy fighting evil or something like that? >> Tell them yourself, DK.

something like that? >> Tell them yourself, DK. >> Thanks for ruining our

>> Tell them yourself, DK. >> Thanks for ruining our evening, DK.

>> Thanks for ruining our evening, DK. >> You really made monkeys out

evening, DK. >> You really made monkeys out of all of us, Donkey Kong.

>> You really made monkeys out of all of us, Donkey Kong. >> I'm sending you the bill for

of all of us, Donkey Kong. >> I'm sending you the bill for my tuxedo rental, Donkey Kong.

>> I'm sending you the bill for my tuxedo rental, Donkey Kong. >> Bummer, dude.

my tuxedo rental, Donkey Kong. >> Bummer, dude. >> But--

>> Bummer, dude. >> But-- >> Save it, Donkey Kong.

>> But-- >> Save it, Donkey Kong. We'll just carry on as if you

>> Save it, Donkey Kong. We'll just carry on as if you were never here.

We'll just carry on as if you were never here. >> Yeah, and we probably won't

were never here. >> Yeah, and we probably won't even notice the difference.

>> Yeah, and we probably won't even notice the difference. (Sighing)

¶

¶ Why does it seem everyone is so unhappy with me ¶ ¶ When I try to do my best

everyone is so unhappy with me ¶ ¶ When I try to do my best they treat me like a pest ¶

¶ When I try to do my best they treat me like a pest ¶ ¶ Well maybe they'd be

they treat me like a pest ¶ ¶ Well maybe they'd be better off if I wasn't around ¶

¶ Well maybe they'd be better off if I wasn't around ¶ ¶ No no no I wasn't around ¶

¶ Why should I stay when all I do is get in the way ¶

when all I do is get in the way ¶ ¶ They think I'm a clown

get in the way ¶ ¶ They think I'm a clown they push me around ¶

¶ They think I'm a clown they push me around ¶ ¶ Well maybe they'd be

they push me around ¶ ¶ Well maybe they'd be better off if I wasn't around ¶

¶ Why should I stay when they treat me they treat me that way ¶

when they treat me they treat me that way ¶ ¶ If I if I if I if I

they treat me that way ¶ ¶ If I if I if I if I wasn't around yeah-yeah ¶

(Groaning) (Thudding)

>> Ugh. Feels like I got the stuffing knocked out of me.

Feels like I got the stuffing knocked out of me. Oh, no!

knocked out of me. Oh, no! I did get the stuffing knocked

Oh, no! I did get the stuffing knocked out of me.

I did get the stuffing knocked out of me. Where's my stuffing?

out of me. Where's my stuffing? (Panting)

Where's my stuffing? (Panting) Uh-oh, King K. Rool.

(Panting) Uh-oh, King K. Rool. That's enough of that, K. Rool.

Uh-oh, King K. Rool. That's enough of that, K. Rool. The croc stops here.

That's enough of that, K. Rool. The croc stops here. Hmm, that can't be good.

The croc stops here. Hmm, that can't be good. >> DIDDY: Jumping jungleberries!

Hmm, that can't be good. >> DIDDY: Jumping jungleberries! I know that gabby gecko came

>> DIDDY: Jumping jungleberries! I know that gabby gecko came this way.

I know that gabby gecko came this way. >> He sure did, little buddy.

this way. >> He sure did, little buddy. But don't worry, we'll get him.

>> He sure did, little buddy. But don't worry, we'll get him. We're in this together, through

But don't worry, we'll get him. We're in this together, through thick and thin.

We're in this together, through thick and thin. Thinner than I thought,

thick and thin. Thinner than I thought, apparently.

Thinner than I thought, apparently. Don't worry, Diddy.

apparently. Don't worry, Diddy. I'm right behind you.

Don't worry, Diddy. I'm right behind you. What the--

I'm right behind you. What the-- >> Not so fast, monkey.

What the-- >> Not so fast, monkey. >> Eddie the Mean Old Yeti?

>> Not so fast, monkey. >> Eddie the Mean Old Yeti? >> Eddie the Guardian Angel

>> Eddie the Mean Old Yeti? >> Eddie the Guardian Angel Yeti.

>> Eddie the Guardian Angel Yeti. >> Well, congratulations.

Yeti. >> Well, congratulations. It's a much better name.

>> Well, congratulations. It's a much better name. Way friendlier, but I got to go

It's a much better name. Way friendlier, but I got to go help my little buddy.

Way friendlier, but I got to go help my little buddy. >> No can't do.

help my little buddy. >> No can't do. You not here.

>> No can't do. You not here. >> Of course I'm here.

You not here. >> Of course I'm here. >> You say Kongo Bongo better

>> Of course I'm here. >> You say Kongo Bongo better off with no you.

>> You say Kongo Bongo better off with no you. Here is Kongo Bongo with no you.

off with no you. Here is Kongo Bongo with no you. You not exist.

Here is Kongo Bongo with no you. You not exist. I think you've taken a few too

You not exist. I think you've taken a few too many snowballs to the head.

I think you've taken a few too many snowballs to the head. >> Things different now.

many snowballs to the head. >> Things different now. >> Whoa!

I got to admit, I couldn't do this before. (Panting)

this before. (Panting) He's up to no good, that K.

(Panting) He's up to no good, that K. Rool.

He's up to no good, that K. Rool. Let me at him!

Rool. Let me at him! >> No.

Let me at him! >> No. You watch.

>> No. You watch. >> I got to hide.

You watch. >> I got to hide. I can't let him find me.

>> I got to hide. I can't let him find me. >> DIDDY: I believe you have

I can't let him find me. >> DIDDY: I believe you have something that is rightfully

>> DIDDY: I believe you have something that is rightfully mine.

something that is rightfully mine. >> Don't worry, Diddy.

mine. >> Don't worry, Diddy. Banana slamma!

>> Don't worry, Diddy. Banana slamma! >> Do your worst to me, you evil

Banana slamma! >> Do your worst to me, you evil chimp.

>> Do your worst to me, you evil chimp. The papier-mâché lily pad shall

chimp. The papier-mâché lily pad shall never fall into your evil hands.

The papier-mâché lily pad shall never fall into your evil hands. >> The papier-mâché what into

never fall into your evil hands. >> The papier-mâché what into whose evil hands?

>> The papier-mâché what into whose evil hands? >> You make it sound like

whose evil hands? >> You make it sound like running an evil empire is a bad

>> You make it sound like running an evil empire is a bad thing.

running an evil empire is a bad thing. Now, just give me the lily pad

thing. Now, just give me the lily pad so I can consolidate my reign of

Now, just give me the lily pad so I can consolidate my reign of terror over Kongo Bongo.

so I can consolidate my reign of terror over Kongo Bongo. Which, by the way, I'm renaming

terror over Kongo Bongo. Which, by the way, I'm renaming Diddyland when I capture the

Which, by the way, I'm renaming Diddyland when I capture the lily pad.

Diddyland when I capture the lily pad. >> Diddyland?

lily pad. >> Diddyland? What a dopey name.

>> Diddyland? What a dopey name. >> Shhh.

What a dopey name. >> Shhh. >> What's that up there?

>> Shhh. >> What's that up there? >> Hey, hey, hey, over here!

>> What's that up there? >> Hey, hey, hey, over here! >> There's nothing there.

>> Hey, hey, hey, over here! >> There's nothing there. Why do you--

>> There's nothing there. Why do you-- Hey!

Why do you-- Hey! I, I--

Hey! I, I-- I know where you live.

I, I-- I know where you live. >> See?

I know where you live. >> See? This what Kongo Bongo like with

>> See? This what Kongo Bongo like with no Donkey Kong.

This what Kongo Bongo like with no Donkey Kong. >> This is nuts.

no Donkey Kong. >> This is nuts. I got to speak to Cranky about

>> This is nuts. I got to speak to Cranky about this.

I got to speak to Cranky about this. >> Still more to show you.

this. >> Still more to show you. >> This looks the same as

>> Still more to show you. >> This looks the same as always, except for me floating

>> This looks the same as always, except for me floating way up here.

always, except for me floating way up here. >> Why?

way up here. >> Why? >> Whoa!

>> Why? >> Whoa! >> I'm never working in this

>> Whoa! >> I'm never working in this factory again.

>> I'm never working in this factory again. >> See?

factory again. >> See? >> CANDY: Now that I'm Mrs.

>> See? >> CANDY: Now that I'm Mrs. Bluster.

>> CANDY: Now that I'm Mrs. Bluster. >> I love you, Candy.

Bluster. >> I love you, Candy. (Giggling)

>> I love you, Candy. (Giggling) >> Hey, Candy, it's me, Donkey

(Giggling) >> Hey, Candy, it's me, Donkey Kong!

>> Hey, Candy, it's me, Donkey Kong! You can't marry him.

Kong! You can't marry him. You're supposed to love me.

You can't marry him. You're supposed to love me. >> I do love you.

You're supposed to love me. >> I do love you. >> See?

>> I do love you. >> See? >> Bluster.

>> See? >> Bluster. (Smooching)

>> Bluster. (Smooching) >> DK: Stop it!

(Smooching) >> DK: Stop it! How can you just kiss him like

>> DK: Stop it! How can you just kiss him like that in front of me?

How can you just kiss him like that in front of me? Oh, why can't they see me?

that in front of me? Oh, why can't they see me? Why?

Oh, why can't they see me? Why? >> You not exist.

Why? >> You not exist. Come.

>> You not exist. Come. More to see.

>> Finally, Cranky's place. He'll know what's going on. >> CRANKY: A lame-brained,

He'll know what's going on. >> CRANKY: A lame-brained, goofus doofus of an ignoramus of

>> CRANKY: A lame-brained, goofus doofus of an ignoramus of an ape.

goofus doofus of an ignoramus of an ape. >> See, he's calling me.

an ape. >> See, he's calling me. I can take it from here.

>> See, he's calling me. I can take it from here. >> A lazy, old useless flea

I can take it from here. >> A lazy, old useless flea motel.

>> A lazy, old useless flea motel. That's what I am, Your Short and

motel. That's what I am, Your Short and Sweetness.

That's what I am, Your Short and Sweetness. >> Huh?

Sweetness. >> Huh? >> I accept your apology, you

>> Huh? >> I accept your apology, you old--

>> I accept your apology, you old-- Old--

old-- Old-- >> Odiferous orang-utan?

Old-- >> Odiferous orang-utan? >> That'll work.

>> Odiferous orang-utan? >> That'll work. You odiferous orang-utan!

>> That'll work. You odiferous orang-utan! Next time you fail to bring me

You odiferous orang-utan! Next time you fail to bring me the papier-mâché lily pad, you

Next time you fail to bring me the papier-mâché lily pad, you can bring me your head on a

the papier-mâché lily pad, you can bring me your head on a platter instead!

can bring me your head on a platter instead! >> Yes, King Diddy.

platter instead! >> Yes, King Diddy. >> DIDDY: I've come up with the

>> Yes, King Diddy. >> DIDDY: I've come up with the most fiendishly clever plan to

>> DIDDY: I've come up with the most fiendishly clever plan to steal the lily pad and destroy

most fiendishly clever plan to steal the lily pad and destroy the crocodiles.

steal the lily pad and destroy the crocodiles. (Cackling)

the crocodiles. (Cackling) And once I have the lily pad in

(Cackling) And once I have the lily pad in its place of honour--

What's this junky piece of junk doing on my pedestal? >> DK: The Crystal Coconut!

doing on my pedestal? >> DK: The Crystal Coconut! I got it, I got it.

>> DK: The Crystal Coconut! I got it, I got it. I don't got it.

I got it, I got it. I don't got it. (Rattling)

I don't got it. (Rattling) >> Did you put that there?

(Rattling) >> Did you put that there? >> I thought it looked pretty.

>> Did you put that there? >> I thought it looked pretty. >> We're nefarious bad guys bent

>> I thought it looked pretty. >> We're nefarious bad guys bent on stealing the lily pad and

>> We're nefarious bad guys bent on stealing the lily pad and turning this island into our

on stealing the lily pad and turning this island into our evil empire!

turning this island into our evil empire! We don't have time for pretty!

evil empire! We don't have time for pretty! >> BOTH: Sorry, boss.

We don't have time for pretty! >> BOTH: Sorry, boss. >> I can't take this anymore.

>> BOTH: Sorry, boss. >> I can't take this anymore. I need some air.

>> I can't take this anymore. I need some air. >> DIDDY: Have I told you guys

I need some air. >> DIDDY: Have I told you guys about Diddyland yet?

>> DIDDY: Have I told you guys about Diddyland yet? >> Eddie, what's going on here?

about Diddyland yet? >> Eddie, what's going on here? >> Without Donkey Kong, Kongo

>> Eddie, what's going on here? >> Without Donkey Kong, Kongo Bongo not same place.

>> DIDDY: All right, men.

In one hour, we launch our final

all-out, take-no-prisoners

attack on the papier-mâché lily

pad.

Once and for all, I shall be the

Supreme Ruler of the island

formerly known as Kongo Bongo.

>> FUNKY: Yo, Your Diddly

Squatness.

>> What are we going to do?

>> Go for snow cone?

¶ No I can't believe what I see ¶ ¶ Everything's upside down

I can't believe what I see ¶ ¶ Everything's upside down and it makes no sense to me ¶

¶ Everything's upside down and it makes no sense to me ¶ ¶ In my current state

and it makes no sense to me ¶ ¶ In my current state I can't change their fate ¶

¶ In my current state I can't change their fate ¶ ¶ If you send me back I swear

I can't change their fate ¶ ¶ If you send me back I swear I'll set things straight ¶

¶ If you send me back I swear I'll set things straight ¶ ¶ You got to send me back ¶

I'll set things straight ¶ ¶ You got to send me back ¶ No can do.

¶ You got to send me back ¶ No can do. ¶ I've been dissed ¶

No can do. ¶ I've been dissed ¶ You not exist.

¶ I've been dissed ¶ You not exist. (Exhaling)

You not exist. (Exhaling) ¶ Eddie let me go

(Exhaling) ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me

back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶

¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go

everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶ ¶ Let me put things back

back in my home ¶ ¶ Let me put things back where they belong ¶

¶ Let me put things back where they belong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go

where they belong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me

back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶

¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go

everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Please I'm down on my knees ¶ ¶ There's a world

I'm down on my knees ¶ ¶ There's a world that needs saving ¶

¶ There's a world that needs saving ¶ ¶ Baby Bobby Eddie Yeti

that needs saving ¶ ¶ Baby Bobby Eddie Yeti just let me be ¶

¶ Baby Bobby Eddie Yeti just let me be ¶ ¶ Oh man

just let me be ¶ ¶ Oh man won't you hear my plea ¶

¶ Oh man won't you hear my plea ¶ ¶ Come on come on Eddie

won't you hear my plea ¶ ¶ Come on come on Eddie you got to help me ¶

¶ Come on come on Eddie you got to help me ¶ ¶ You got to send me back ¶

you got to help me ¶ ¶ You got to send me back ¶ Me not sure.

¶ You got to send me back ¶ Me not sure. ¶ Just one day ¶

Me not sure. ¶ Just one day ¶ No way, José.

¶ Just one day ¶ No way, José. ¶ Eddie let me go

No way, José. ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me

back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶

¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go

everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶ ¶ Let me put things back

back in my home ¶ ¶ Let me put things back where they belong ¶

¶ Let me put things back where they belong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go

where they belong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me

back in my home ¶ ¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶

¶ Without me everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go

everything's all wrong ¶ ¶ Eddie let me go back in my home ¶

You exist. (DK screaming) (Thudding)

(DK screaming) (Thudding) >> Oof!

(Thudding) >> Oof! Thanks, Eddie.

>> Oof! Thanks, Eddie. You're in luck, Kongo Bongo.

Thanks, Eddie. You're in luck, Kongo Bongo. I'm back!

You're in luck, Kongo Bongo. I'm back! Whoa!

I'm back! Whoa! Oof.

Whoa! Oof. >> Lucky Kongo Bongo.

Oof. >> Lucky Kongo Bongo. (Chuckling)

>> Candy will help me turn things around. She used to be my girlfriend.

things around. She used to be my girlfriend. >> Oh, Bluster!

She used to be my girlfriend. >> Oh, Bluster! >> Oh, Candy!

>> Oh, Bluster! >> Oh, Candy! >> DK: Oh, please!

>> Oh, Candy! >> DK: Oh, please! >> BOTH: Who are you?

>> DK: Oh, please! >> BOTH: Who are you? >> Come on, Candy, how can you

>> BOTH: Who are you? >> Come on, Candy, how can you forget the guy who gave you your

>> Come on, Candy, how can you forget the guy who gave you your first kiss?

forget the guy who gave you your first kiss? >> What?

first kiss? >> What? Candy, how could you?

>> What? Candy, how could you? >> I have no idea who this big

Candy, how could you? >> I have no idea who this big hairy ape is.

>> I have no idea who this big hairy ape is. Honestly, Bluster, you know I

hairy ape is. Honestly, Bluster, you know I only love you.

Honestly, Bluster, you know I only love you. >> You used to say those very

only love you. >> You used to say those very words to me every time you baked

>> You used to say those very words to me every time you baked me a banana cream pie.

words to me every time you baked me a banana cream pie. (Gasping)

me a banana cream pie. (Gasping) >> You never baked me a pie.

(Gasping) >> You never baked me a pie. >> Wait!

>> You never baked me a pie. >> Wait! I swear I don't know this

>> Wait! I swear I don't know this monkey.

I swear I don't know this monkey. >> Mumsy was right about you all

monkey. >> Mumsy was right about you all along.

>> Mumsy was right about you all along. We're finished, Candy!

along. We're finished, Candy! (Helicopter blades whirring)

We're finished, Candy! (Helicopter blades whirring) >> CANDY: Look what you've done.

(Helicopter blades whirring) >> CANDY: Look what you've done. You've driven away the only ape

>> CANDY: Look what you've done. You've driven away the only ape I ever loved.

You've driven away the only ape I ever loved. Are you happy now?

I ever loved. Are you happy now? >> Pretty happy, yeah.

Are you happy now? >> Pretty happy, yeah. >> Well, you won't be for long,

>> Pretty happy, yeah. >> Well, you won't be for long, buddy!

>> Well, you won't be for long, buddy! >> DIDDY: Hey, Candy, where's

buddy! >> DIDDY: Hey, Candy, where's Bluster?

>> DIDDY: Hey, Candy, where's Bluster? And more importantly, where's

Bluster? And more importantly, where's his helicopter?

And more importantly, where's his helicopter? >> Ask this big ape.

his helicopter? >> Ask this big ape. He got Bluster so mad at me that

>> Ask this big ape. He got Bluster so mad at me that he took off in his helicopter.

He got Bluster so mad at me that he took off in his helicopter. >> Jeepin' jungleberries!

he took off in his helicopter. >> Jeepin' jungleberries! How can I be an evil ruler if I

>> Jeepin' jungleberries! How can I be an evil ruler if I can't attack the enemy in a

How can I be an evil ruler if I can't attack the enemy in a helicopter?

can't attack the enemy in a helicopter? Oh, that's so unfair.

helicopter? Oh, that's so unfair. I hate that, and I hate you!

Oh, that's so unfair. I hate that, and I hate you! >> Not as much as I do.

I hate that, and I hate you! >> Not as much as I do. >> I'm telling you, Candy, I

>> Not as much as I do. >> I'm telling you, Candy, I hate him more.

>> I'm telling you, Candy, I hate him more. >> I got to get out of here.

hate him more. >> I got to get out of here. >> You couldn't possibly.

>> I got to get out of here. >> You couldn't possibly. >> Funky, you have to help me.

>> You couldn't possibly. >> Funky, you have to help me. >> Do I know you, dude?

>> Funky, you have to help me. >> Do I know you, dude? >> Uh, we were friends in

>> Do I know you, dude? >> Uh, we were friends in another life?

>> Uh, we were friends in another life? >> Finally, somebody who speaks

another life? >> Finally, somebody who speaks my language.

>> Finally, somebody who speaks my language. >> Welcome, bro.

my language. >> Welcome, bro. What's shakin'?

>> Welcome, bro. What's shakin'? >> Things aren't what they seem

What's shakin'? >> Things aren't what they seem around here, and I need a

>> Things aren't what they seem around here, and I need a friend.

around here, and I need a friend. >> The Funkman is your karma

friend. >> The Funkman is your karma companion.

>> The Funkman is your karma companion. >> You're never going to believe

companion. >> You're never going to believe this, but first I was me, good

>> You're never going to believe this, but first I was me, good old Donkey Kong, and then

this, but first I was me, good old Donkey Kong, and then suddenly I was, like, this

old Donkey Kong, and then suddenly I was, like, this floating invisible thing.

suddenly I was, like, this floating invisible thing. >> I've been there, dude.

floating invisible thing. >> I've been there, dude. >> I could--

>> I've been there, dude. >> I could-- Well, I could put my fist

>> I could-- Well, I could put my fist through things, like this.

Well, I could put my fist through things, like this. >> Whoa-ho-ho!

through things, like this. >> Whoa-ho-ho! My plane!

>> Whoa-ho-ho! My plane! >> Sorry.

My plane! >> Sorry. I forgot I'm not invisible

>> Sorry. I forgot I'm not invisible anymore.

I forgot I'm not invisible anymore. >> But you're sure going to wish

anymore. >> But you're sure going to wish you were, Destructo Dude.

>> Dumb old Bluster takes his dumb old helicopter, leaving me standing here with nothing to

dumb old helicopter, leaving me standing here with nothing to use to attack those worthless

standing here with nothing to use to attack those worthless lizards so I can achieve world

use to attack those worthless lizards so I can achieve world domination!

lizards so I can achieve world domination! Oof!

domination! Oof! >> Ohh.

Oof! >> Ohh. Hey, little buddy.

>> Ohh. Hey, little buddy. Are you okay?

Hey, little buddy. Are you okay? >> Little buddy?

Are you okay? >> Little buddy? Little buddy?

>> Little buddy? Little buddy? Do I look little to you?

Little buddy? Do I look little to you? >> Sorry.

Do I look little to you? >> Sorry. Uh, nothing personal.

>> Sorry. Uh, nothing personal. It's just that I used to call

Uh, nothing personal. It's just that I used to call you that when we were friends.

It's just that I used to call you that when we were friends. >> We were friends?

you that when we were friends. >> We were friends? >> See this?

>> We were friends? >> See this? >> That's my ball.

>> See this? >> That's my ball. You can't take my ball!

>> That's my ball. You can't take my ball! Give me my ball.

You can't take my ball! Give me my ball. >> Sure thing.

Give me my ball. >> Sure thing. It's just that we used to play

>> Sure thing. It's just that we used to play catch with this.

It's just that we used to play catch with this. Come on.

catch with this. Come on. One more time for old times'

Come on. One more time for old times' sake.

One more time for old times' sake. >> We don't have any old times,

sake. >> We don't have any old times, and I'm not that thrilled with

>> We don't have any old times, and I'm not that thrilled with the new times.

and I'm not that thrilled with the new times. Now, give me my ball.

>> Sorry about that. (Screaming) >> You lost my ball!

(Screaming) >> You lost my ball! (Crying)

>> You lost my ball! (Crying) When I finally capture the

(Crying) When I finally capture the papier-mâché lily pad and rule

When I finally capture the papier-mâché lily pad and rule the world, I'll get you for

papier-mâché lily pad and rule the world, I'll get you for this!

(Panting)

>> Monkey intruders! Protect the papier-mâché lily pad at all costs!

Protect the papier-mâché lily pad at all costs! >> Hey, relax.

pad at all costs! >> Hey, relax. I'm not here to steal your lily

>> Hey, relax. I'm not here to steal your lily pad.

I'm not here to steal your lily pad. >> You're one of them.

pad. >> You're one of them. >> No, I'm not.

>> You're one of them. >> No, I'm not. I'm me, Donkey Kong.

>> No, I'm not. I'm me, Donkey Kong. Name ring a bell?

I'm me, Donkey Kong. Name ring a bell? >> You'll never get the lily pad

Name ring a bell? >> You'll never get the lily pad from us.

>> You'll never get the lily pad from us. We'll protect it with every

from us. We'll protect it with every scale on our bodies.

We'll protect it with every scale on our bodies. >> Get used to going around

scale on our bodies. >> Get used to going around naked, guys, because Diddy is

>> Get used to going around naked, guys, because Diddy is out to steal this thing once and

naked, guys, because Diddy is out to steal this thing once and for all.

out to steal this thing once and for all. >> You're here to trick us,

for all. >> You're here to trick us, aren't you?

>> You're here to trick us, aren't you? >> I trust this ape.

aren't you? >> I trust this ape. There's something about him that

>> I trust this ape. There's something about him that seems sincere.

There's something about him that seems sincere. Besides, I don't think he's

seems sincere. Besides, I don't think he's smart enough to trick us.

Besides, I don't think he's smart enough to trick us. >> Thanks, I think.

smart enough to trick us. >> Thanks, I think. Hey, can I see this for a sec?

>> Thanks, I think. Hey, can I see this for a sec? Aw, come on.

Hey, can I see this for a sec? Aw, come on. Is this the face of a lily-pad

Aw, come on. Is this the face of a lily-pad thief?

Is this the face of a lily-pad thief? >> Just be careful.

(Gasping) (Sighing) >> Phew.

(Sighing) >> Phew. Oops.

>> Phew. Oops. >> You broke our lily pad!

Oops. >> You broke our lily pad! After him!

>> There's the dude.

¶

>> For someone who doesn't even exist, I sure am popular.

Banana slamma! >> What an odd thing to say when somebody is chasing you.

>> Whoa! (Brakes squealing, crashing)

>> Get him!

>> Uh, Eddie? Yoo-hoo, pal. >> We've got you now, stranger,

Yoo-hoo, pal. >> We've got you now, stranger, and I get first crack at you.

>> We've got you now, stranger, and I get first crack at you. >> Hey, I want a piece of him,

and I get first crack at you. >> Hey, I want a piece of him, too.

>> Hey, I want a piece of him, too. >> We can all take turns.

too. >> We can all take turns. >> Yeah.

>> We can all take turns. >> Yeah. >> Before you tear me limb from

>> Yeah. >> Before you tear me limb from limb, can I just mention that

>> Before you tear me limb from limb, can I just mention that you're all working together for

limb, can I just mention that you're all working together for once?

you're all working together for once? >> You know, he's right.

once? >> You know, he's right. >> It's true, and not at all

>> You know, he's right. >> It's true, and not at all unpleasant.

>> It's true, and not at all unpleasant. But you broke the papier-mâché

unpleasant. But you broke the papier-mâché lily pad.

But you broke the papier-mâché lily pad. We have to tear you apart for

lily pad. We have to tear you apart for that.

We have to tear you apart for that. >> At the very least.

that. >> At the very least. >> Yeah, for sure.

>> At the very least. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Well, uh, I see your point,

>> Yeah, for sure. >> Well, uh, I see your point, but--

>> Well, uh, I see your point, but-- Wait a sec.

but-- Wait a sec. Stay right there.

Wait a sec. Stay right there. What about this?

Stay right there. What about this? Why can't this be your symbol of

What about this? Why can't this be your symbol of knowledge and power?

Why can't this be your symbol of knowledge and power? >> You know, maybe it's not so

knowledge and power? >> You know, maybe it's not so bad.

>> You know, maybe it's not so bad. Check it out.

bad. Check it out. >> Nice weight, looks good.

Check it out. >> Nice weight, looks good. It's shiny, and maybe it'll work

>> Nice weight, looks good. It's shiny, and maybe it'll work just fine.

It's shiny, and maybe it'll work just fine. >> There, you see?

just fine. >> There, you see? And might I add you're all now

>> There, you see? And might I add you're all now talking to each other and

And might I add you're all now talking to each other and working together as friends?

talking to each other and working together as friends? >> He's right, you know.

working together as friends? >> He's right, you know. We are.

>> He's right, you know. We are. >> Maybe some good has come of

We are. >> Maybe some good has come of having this strange fellow

>> Maybe some good has come of having this strange fellow around.

having this strange fellow around. Maybe we should thank him.

around. Maybe we should thank him. >> Nah, let's get him.

Maybe we should thank him. >> Nah, let's get him. >> Yeah!

>> Nah, let's get him. >> Yeah! >> DIDDY: Hey!

>> Yeah! >> DIDDY: Hey! Oof.

>> DIDDY: Hey! Oof. >> Yow!

Oof. >> Yow! Ooh!

>> Yow! Ooh! I'm out of here.

Ooh! I'm out of here. Banana slamma!

I'm out of here. Banana slamma! >> What does that mean?

Banana slamma! >> What does that mean? >> I don't know, but it's kind

>> What does that mean? >> I don't know, but it's kind of catchy.

>> I don't know, but it's kind of catchy. >> Oof!

of catchy. >> Oof! Ugh.

>> Oof! Ugh. >> CANDY: DK?

Ugh. >> CANDY: DK? Where are you?

>> CANDY: DK? Where are you? Do you really think he ran away?

Where are you? Do you really think he ran away? >> Well, we did make him feel

Do you really think he ran away? >> Well, we did make him feel pretty unwanted around here.

>> Well, we did make him feel pretty unwanted around here. >> Ah, baloney.

pretty unwanted around here. >> Ah, baloney. If I know Donkey Kong, he's

>> Ah, baloney. If I know Donkey Kong, he's probably lying under some--

If I know Donkey Kong, he's probably lying under some-- Oof!

probably lying under some-- Oof! Do I know Donkey Kong or do I

Oof! Do I know Donkey Kong or do I know Donkey Kong?

Do I know Donkey Kong or do I know Donkey Kong? >> CANDY: DK, are you all right?

know Donkey Kong? >> CANDY: DK, are you all right? We were worried sick about you.

>> No, leave me alone. I'm sorry I broke the papier-mâché lily pad.

I'm sorry I broke the papier-mâché lily pad. >> Lily pad?

papier-mâché lily pad. >> Lily pad? What lily pad?

>> Lily pad? What lily pad? >> You, the evil Diddy!

What lily pad? >> You, the evil Diddy! And Candy, you're in love with

>> You, the evil Diddy! And Candy, you're in love with Bluster, and--

And Candy, you're in love with Bluster, and-- >> Ooh, boy.

Bluster, and-- >> Ooh, boy. That must have been some dream

>> Ooh, boy. That must have been some dream you had.

That must have been some dream you had. >> It's not a dream.

you had. >> It's not a dream. I ran away and--

>> It's not a dream. I ran away and-- >> Now, you're back.

I ran away and-- >> Now, you're back. That's the important thing.

>> Now, you're back. That's the important thing. We're sorry we made you feel so

That's the important thing. We're sorry we made you feel so bad.

We're sorry we made you feel so bad. (Smooching)

bad. (Smooching) >> Hey!

(Smooching) >> Hey! (Giggling)

>> Hey! (Giggling) >> Just checking.

(Giggling) >> Just checking. Banana slamma!

>> Just checking. Banana slamma! I'm back.

Banana slamma! I'm back. You're the best friends an ape

I'm back. You're the best friends an ape could have.

You're the best friends an ape could have. >> Watch it!

could have. >> Watch it! >> Whoa.

>> Watch it! >> Whoa. >> DK, you big lummox.

>> Whoa. >> DK, you big lummox. >> Ah, it's good to be home.

¶ Hurrah ¶

¶

¶ Hurrah ¶