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¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

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¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

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>> Y-you, cleaning?

I'm going to faint.

>> Relax, little buddy.

It's not as bad as it looks.

>> I dropped a banana about a month ago, and I know it's around here somewhere.

Hey, I found a candy left over from when Cranky was a kid. Ew.

from when Cranky was a kid. Ew. >> Hey, what's that?

Ew. >> Hey, what's that? >> What's what?

>> Hey, what's that? >> What's what? >> Behind you, DK.

>> What's what? >> Behind you, DK. >> I still don't--

>> Behind you, DK. >> I still don't-- >> Well, I'll be a monkey's

>> I still don't-- >> Well, I'll be a monkey's nephew.

>> Well, I'll be a monkey's nephew. Do you see what I see?

nephew. Do you see what I see? >> I'm seeing what you're

Do you see what I see? >> I'm seeing what you're seeing; I can't believe what I'm

>> I'm seeing what you're seeing; I can't believe what I'm seeing.

seeing; I can't believe what I'm seeing. >> King K. Rool and Cranky...

seeing. >> King K. Rool and Cranky... >> BOTH: Together?

>> King K. Rool and Cranky... >> BOTH: Together? >> Who told you to go poking

>> BOTH: Together? >> Who told you to go poking around in my personal property?

>> Who told you to go poking around in my personal property? Give me that, you snoopy

around in my personal property? Give me that, you snoopy simians.

Give me that, you snoopy simians. >> Cranky, about that picture.

simians. >> Cranky, about that picture. >> What about it?

>> Cranky, about that picture. >> What about it? >> Well, nothing, except it had

>> What about it? >> Well, nothing, except it had you and K. Rool in it together.

>> Well, nothing, except it had you and K. Rool in it together. >> Believe it or not, K. Rool

you and K. Rool in it together. >> Believe it or not, K. Rool and I used to be good friends,

>> Believe it or not, K. Rool and I used to be good friends, just like you and Diddy.

and I used to be good friends, just like you and Diddy. There wasn't anything we

just like you and Diddy. There wasn't anything we wouldn't try.

There wasn't anything we wouldn't try. White-water polo, tsunami

wouldn't try. White-water polo, tsunami wrestling.

White-water polo, tsunami wrestling. Anything for a thrill.

wrestling. Anything for a thrill. >> What happened?

Anything for a thrill. >> What happened? >> What always happens with K.

>> What happened? >> What always happens with K. Rool.

>> What always happens with K. Rool. We were competing to find out

Rool. We were competing to find out who was the island champion.

We were competing to find out who was the island champion. We were down to the last event,

who was the island champion. We were down to the last event, the most dangerous one of all.

We were down to the last event, the most dangerous one of all. But since K. Rool could never

the most dangerous one of all. But since K. Rool could never stand losing, he cheated.

But since K. Rool could never stand losing, he cheated. >> But what about--?

stand losing, he cheated. >> But what about--? >> No more questions.

>> But what about--? >> No more questions. This mess had better be cleaned

>> No more questions. This mess had better be cleaned up by the time I get back, or

This mess had better be cleaned up by the time I get back, or I'll make fur coats out of you

up by the time I get back, or I'll make fur coats out of you two.

I'll make fur coats out of you two. >> Cranky and K. Rool, friends?

two. >> Cranky and K. Rool, friends? Who would have guessed?

>> Cranky and K. Rool, friends? Who would have guessed? >> Gee, it would be awfully

Who would have guessed? >> Gee, it would be awfully peaceful around here if Cranky

>> Gee, it would be awfully peaceful around here if Cranky and K. Rool had stayed friends.

peaceful around here if Cranky and K. Rool had stayed friends. >> Hey, are you thinking what

and K. Rool had stayed friends. >> Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking, Diddy?

>> Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking, Diddy? >> I think so.

I'm thinking, Diddy? >> I think so. >> Then lunch it is.

>> I think so. >> Then lunch it is. Let's go.

>> Then lunch it is. Let's go. >> No, you goofus doofus.

Let's go. >> No, you goofus doofus. I'm thinking we should get

>> No, you goofus doofus. I'm thinking we should get Cranky and K. Rool to be friends

I'm thinking we should get Cranky and K. Rool to be friends again.

Cranky and K. Rool to be friends again. >> Oh, yeah.

again. >> Oh, yeah. If they were friends again, we

>> Oh, yeah. If they were friends again, we wouldn't have to worry about the

If they were friends again, we wouldn't have to worry about the crocs trying to steal the

wouldn't have to worry about the crocs trying to steal the Crystal Coconut.

crocs trying to steal the Crystal Coconut. But that would take a miracle.

Crystal Coconut. But that would take a miracle. >> One miracle coming up, DK.

But that would take a miracle. >> One miracle coming up, DK. Take a letter.

>> Don't move! You're distracting my muse. >> Oh, I've got a scratch.

You're distracting my muse. >> Oh, I've got a scratch. >> Not until I finish my

>> Oh, I've got a scratch. >> Not until I finish my masterpiece.

>> Not until I finish my masterpiece. Genius cannot be rushed.

masterpiece. Genius cannot be rushed. >> Mail call, sir!

Genius cannot be rushed. >> Mail call, sir! (Screaming)

>> Mail call, sir! (Screaming) >> It's ruined!

(Screaming) >> It's ruined! All my hard work is ruined!

>> It's ruined! All my hard work is ruined! I'll court-martial you.

All my hard work is ruined! I'll court-martial you. Actually, it's better.

I'll court-martial you. Actually, it's better. Never mind.

Actually, it's better. Never mind. Now, what is it, Klump?

Never mind. Now, what is it, Klump? >> A letter, Your

Now, what is it, Klump? >> A letter, Your Paint-by-Numberness.

>> A letter, Your Paint-by-Numberness. It appears to be written in some

Paint-by-Numberness. It appears to be written in some kind of military code, sir.

It appears to be written in some kind of military code, sir. Amazing.

kind of military code, sir. Amazing. You've deciphered it, sir.

Amazing. You've deciphered it, sir. (Clearing throat)

You've deciphered it, sir. (Clearing throat) "Dear King K. Rool, it's been a

(Clearing throat) "Dear King K. Rool, it's been a long time since our days of

"Dear King K. Rool, it's been a long time since our days of white-water polo and tsunami

long time since our days of white-water polo and tsunami wrestling, but I think back on

white-water polo and tsunami wrestling, but I think back on those times fondly."

wrestling, but I think back on those times fondly." >> It can't be.

those times fondly." >> It can't be. >> "I'd like to get together

>> It can't be. >> "I'd like to get together again for old time's sake.

>> "I'd like to get together again for old time's sake. What do you say?

again for old time's sake. What do you say? Your old buddy, Cranky."

What do you say? Your old buddy, Cranky." >> It is from Cranky.

Your old buddy, Cranky." >> It is from Cranky. My, that brings back memories.

>> It is from Cranky. My, that brings back memories. Oh, I remember our halcyon days

My, that brings back memories. Oh, I remember our halcyon days spent in the endless pursuit of

Oh, I remember our halcyon days spent in the endless pursuit of our next frivolous escapade.

spent in the endless pursuit of our next frivolous escapade. No challenge was too great for

our next frivolous escapade. No challenge was too great for us back then.

No challenge was too great for us back then. (Laughing)

us back then. (Laughing) >> You and Cranky were comrades

(Laughing) >> You and Cranky were comrades in arms?

>> You and Cranky were comrades in arms? >> We were more than allies.

in arms? >> We were more than allies. We were...friends.

>> We were more than allies. We were...friends. >> You and Cranky?

We were...friends. >> You and Cranky? >> Do you have a problem with

>> You and Cranky? >> Do you have a problem with that?

>> Do you have a problem with that? >> No.

that? >> No. >> Are you really going to

>> No. >> Are you really going to establish friendly relations

>> Are you really going to establish friendly relations with the enemy?

establish friendly relations with the enemy? >> Perhaps this seems like an

with the enemy? >> Perhaps this seems like an innocuous invitation to you,

>> Perhaps this seems like an innocuous invitation to you, Klump.

innocuous invitation to you, Klump. But to one with my intellect,

Klump. But to one with my intellect, it's obviously a trap intended

But to one with my intellect, it's obviously a trap intended to play on my heartstrings.

it's obviously a trap intended to play on my heartstrings. Now get that letter out of my

to play on my heartstrings. Now get that letter out of my sight.

Now get that letter out of my sight. >> Out of line of sight

sight. >> Out of line of sight immediately.

>> Out of line of sight immediately. >> Nuts.

immediately. >> Nuts. Close but no banana.

>> Nuts. Close but no banana. Maybe a reunion isn't such a

Close but no banana. Maybe a reunion isn't such a great idea.

Maybe a reunion isn't such a great idea. >> Oh, you give up too easily,

great idea. >> Oh, you give up too easily, DK.

>> Oh, you give up too easily, DK. You know what they say: If at

DK. You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed--

You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed-- >> Then it's time for lunch.

first you don't succeed-- >> Then it's time for lunch. >> No.

>> Then it's time for lunch. >> No. It's time for Plan B.

>> Sturdy, but too heavy. Not bad. A bit wobbly...

Not bad. A bit wobbly... >> Cranky, in the jungle, the

A bit wobbly... >> Cranky, in the jungle, the thingamajigs are falling

>> Cranky, in the jungle, the thingamajigs are falling everywhere and the stuff is

thingamajigs are falling everywhere and the stuff is exploding!

everywhere and the stuff is exploding! You've got to come quick!

exploding! You've got to come quick! >> Where's DK?

You've got to come quick! >> Where's DK? >> He's already there.

>> Where's DK? >> He's already there. He's got the thing with the

>> He's already there. He's got the thing with the stuff, and it's swaying left and

He's got the thing with the stuff, and it's swaying left and right and he can't hold it!

stuff, and it's swaying left and right and he can't hold it! You got to come now!

right and he can't hold it! You got to come now! It's a disaster!

You got to come now! It's a disaster! >> Blustering baboons.

It's a disaster! >> Blustering baboons. Lead the way!

(Snoring) >> An invitation to the ball. >> DONKEY KONG: King K. Rool.

>> An invitation to the ball. >> DONKEY KONG: King K. Rool. Oh, King K. Rool.

>> DONKEY KONG: King K. Rool. Oh, King K. Rool. (Gasping)

Oh, King K. Rool. (Gasping) Does it match my eyes?

(Gasping) Does it match my eyes? >> You insolent ape.

Does it match my eyes? >> You insolent ape. Give me my crown!

>> You insolent ape. Give me my crown! >> If you want it, come and get

Give me my crown! >> If you want it, come and get it.

>> If you want it, come and get it. >> I order you to come back

it. >> I order you to come back here!

>> It's working. >> Perfectly, so far. >> Wait until I get my claws on

>> Perfectly, so far. >> Wait until I get my claws on you, Donkey Kong!

>> Wait until I get my claws on you, Donkey Kong! >> BOTH: Hide.

you, Donkey Kong! >> BOTH: Hide. >> Oh, finally.

>> BOTH: Hide. >> Oh, finally. I feel so naked without it.

>> Oh, finally. I feel so naked without it. Now, where is that thieving

I feel so naked without it. Now, where is that thieving simpleton?

Now, where is that thieving simpleton? >> If this is another trick,

simpleton? >> If this is another trick, Diddy, I'll--

>> If this is another trick, Diddy, I'll-- (Both gasping)

Diddy, I'll-- (Both gasping) K. Rool.

(Both gasping) K. Rool. >> Cranky.

K. Rool. >> Cranky. I knew you were behind this

>> Cranky. I knew you were behind this pathetic plot.

I knew you were behind this pathetic plot. >> So this is what Diddy meant

pathetic plot. >> So this is what Diddy meant by a disaster in the jungle.

>> So this is what Diddy meant by a disaster in the jungle. >> You don't think I actually

by a disaster in the jungle. >> You don't think I actually believe that ridiculous note you

>> You don't think I actually believe that ridiculous note you sent me, do you?

believe that ridiculous note you sent me, do you? >> I sent you?

sent me, do you? >> I sent you? Don't flatter yourself, No-Lips.

>> I sent you? Don't flatter yourself, No-Lips. >> Listen here, fur face.

Don't flatter yourself, No-Lips. >> Listen here, fur face. >> I'm listening all right, but

>> Listen here, fur face. >> I'm listening all right, but all I hear is a royal pain in

>> I'm listening all right, but all I hear is a royal pain in the behind.

all I hear is a royal pain in the behind. >> Jumping jungle berries, this

the behind. >> Jumping jungle berries, this is terrible.

>> Jumping jungle berries, this is terrible. They're going to kill each

is terrible. They're going to kill each other.

They're going to kill each other. >> CRANKY: As if I'd ever write

other. >> CRANKY: As if I'd ever write you.

>> CRANKY: As if I'd ever write you. >> As if I'd ever read what you

you. >> As if I'd ever read what you wrote.

>> As if I'd ever read what you wrote. >> Looks like your plan is a

wrote. >> Looks like your plan is a big, fat flop, little buddy.

>> Looks like your plan is a big, fat flop, little buddy. >> It's at least half your plan,

big, fat flop, little buddy. >> It's at least half your plan, and your half is the part that

>> It's at least half your plan, and your half is the part that didn't work.

and your half is the part that didn't work. >> You think it was easy getting

didn't work. >> You think it was easy getting K. Rool down here?

>> You think it was easy getting K. Rool down here? If you hadn't--

K. Rool down here? If you hadn't-- (Laughing)

If you hadn't-- (Laughing) Why are you laughing at me?

(Laughing) Why are you laughing at me? >> I'm not laughing.

Why are you laughing at me? >> I'm not laughing. That's them laughing.

>> I'm not laughing. That's them laughing. >> I did, didn't I?

¶ Well, here we are ¶ ¶ It's been too long ¶ ¶ I've missed you,

¶ It's been too long ¶ ¶ I've missed you, my old friend ¶

¶ I've missed you, my old friend ¶ ¶ Look at us, then ¶

my old friend ¶ ¶ Look at us, then ¶ ¶ Those were certainly

¶ Look at us, then ¶ ¶ Those were certainly some crazy-- ¶

¶ Those were certainly some crazy-- ¶ ¶ Times of our lives ¶

some crazy-- ¶ ¶ Times of our lives ¶ ¶ I'm surprised we survived ¶

¶ Times of our lives ¶ ¶ I'm surprised we survived ¶ (Laughing)

¶ I'm surprised we survived ¶ (Laughing) ¶ Here we are, old friend ¶

(Laughing) ¶ Here we are, old friend ¶ ¶ Together again ¶

¶ Here we are, old friend ¶ ¶ Together again ¶ ¶ Through thick and thin ¶

¶ Together again ¶ ¶ Through thick and thin ¶ ¶ We'll always be friends ¶

¶ Through thick and thin ¶ ¶ We'll always be friends ¶ (Both laughing)

¶ We'll always be friends ¶ (Both laughing) ¶ Remember this? ¶

(Both laughing) ¶ Remember this? ¶ ¶ Tsunami wrestling ¶

¶ Remember this? ¶ ¶ Tsunami wrestling ¶ >> I almost had you then.

¶ Tsunami wrestling ¶ >> I almost had you then. How about this?

>> I almost had you then. How about this? ¶ Skydiving without a para-- ¶

How about this? ¶ Skydiving without a para-- ¶ ¶ Shoot, we had some fun ¶

¶ Skydiving without a para-- ¶ ¶ Shoot, we had some fun ¶ ¶ My, I looked so young ¶

¶ Shoot, we had some fun ¶ ¶ My, I looked so young ¶ ¶ Here we are, old friend ¶

¶ My, I looked so young ¶ ¶ Here we are, old friend ¶ ¶ Together again ¶

¶ Here we are, old friend ¶ ¶ Together again ¶ ¶ Through thick and thin ¶

¶ Together again ¶ ¶ Through thick and thin ¶ ¶ We'll always be friends ¶

¶ Through thick and thin ¶ ¶ We'll always be friends ¶ ¶ Here we are, old friend ¶

¶ We'll always be friends ¶ ¶ Here we are, old friend ¶ ¶ Together again ¶

¶ Here we are, old friend ¶ ¶ Together again ¶ ¶ Through thick and thin ¶

¶ Together again ¶ ¶ Through thick and thin ¶ ¶ We'll always be friends ¶

>> See? They're friends again, just like us.

They're friends again, just like us. Whoa!

us. Whoa! (Crashing)

>> DONKEY KONG: Yes, sirree, little buddy. Life is pretty lazy now that

little buddy. Life is pretty lazy now that Cranky's made a new friend.

Life is pretty lazy now that Cranky's made a new friend. >> K. Rool!

Cranky's made a new friend. >> K. Rool! >> I know his name, Diddy.

>> K. Rool! >> I know his name, Diddy. What?

>> I know his name, Diddy. What? >> Just relax, Donkey Kong.

What? >> Just relax, Donkey Kong. We just brought you and Diddy a

>> Just relax, Donkey Kong. We just brought you and Diddy a little thank-you gift.

We just brought you and Diddy a little thank-you gift. >> For making two old friends

little thank-you gift. >> For making two old friends realize that life is too short.

>> For making two old friends realize that life is too short. >> Is that a banana cream pie?

realize that life is too short. >> Is that a banana cream pie? >> It's a banana cream pie

>> Is that a banana cream pie? >> It's a banana cream pie surprise.

>> It's a banana cream pie surprise. >> What's the surprise?

surprise. >> What's the surprise? (Explosion)

>> What's the surprise? (Explosion) (Cranky and K. Rool laughing)

(Explosion) (Cranky and K. Rool laughing) >> We haven't done that in

(Cranky and K. Rool laughing) >> We haven't done that in years.

>> We haven't done that in years. >> Know what else we haven't

years. >> Know what else we haven't done in years?

>> Know what else we haven't done in years? >> Barrel bowling.

done in years? >> Barrel bowling. And I know just the place.

>> Barrel bowling. And I know just the place. Let's go.

And I know just the place. Let's go. >> That looked like Cranky.

Let's go. >> That looked like Cranky. >> That sounded like Cranky.

>> That looked like Cranky. >> That sounded like Cranky. >> BOTH: But it sure didn't act

>> That sounded like Cranky. >> BOTH: But it sure didn't act like Cranky.

>> Krusha, you got to help me. Without our supreme commander around, who's going to give me

Without our supreme commander around, who's going to give me orders?

around, who's going to give me orders? >> I could.

orders? >> I could. >> Really?

>> I could. >> Really? Oh, go ahead.

>> Really? Oh, go ahead. Give me your best order,

Oh, go ahead. Give me your best order, soldier.

Give me your best order, soldier. >> I order a pepperoni pizza.

soldier. >> I order a pepperoni pizza. >> Oh!

>> I order a pepperoni pizza. >> Oh! I want my orders!

>> Candy, where's that barrel order? >> It's neatly stacked outside,

order? >> It's neatly stacked outside, ready to go.

>> It's neatly stacked outside, ready to go. And so am I.

ready to go. And so am I. Time for my little vacation.

And so am I. Time for my little vacation. (Objects crashing)

Time for my little vacation. (Objects crashing) >> What was that?

(Objects crashing) >> What was that? My barrels?

>> What was that? My barrels? Who's bowling my barrels?

My barrels? Who's bowling my barrels? >> Hi, guys.

Who's bowling my barrels? >> Hi, guys. Get a load of this.

>> Hi, guys. Get a load of this. Strike!

Get a load of this. Strike! >> There goes my shipment!

Strike! >> There goes my shipment! >> There goes my holiday.

>> There goes my shipment! >> There goes my holiday. >> Oh, my word.

>> There goes my holiday. >> Oh, my word. That's three in a row, Cranky.

>> Oh, my word. That's three in a row, Cranky. >> Cranky, how could you do this

That's three in a row, Cranky. >> Cranky, how could you do this to us?

>> Cranky, how could you do this to us? >> I had to defend my title.

to us? >> I had to defend my title. (Both laughing)

>> I had to defend my title. (Both laughing) >> And if you'll excuse us...

we have other scores to settle. (Laughing) >> DONKEY KONG: Candy, you

(Laughing) >> DONKEY KONG: Candy, you wouldn't believe what Cranky and

>> DONKEY KONG: Candy, you wouldn't believe what Cranky and K. Rool did to me today.

wouldn't believe what Cranky and K. Rool did to me today. And destroyed a perfectly good

K. Rool did to me today. And destroyed a perfectly good banana cream pie in the process.

And destroyed a perfectly good banana cream pie in the process. >> You should see what they did

banana cream pie in the process. >> You should see what they did to Bluster's factory today.

>> You should see what they did to Bluster's factory today. What's with those two?

to Bluster's factory today. What's with those two? >> Hey, what was that?

What's with those two? >> Hey, what was that? >> I hope you don't mind if I

>> Hey, what was that? >> I hope you don't mind if I play through, Donkey Kong.

>> I hope you don't mind if I play through, Donkey Kong. >> Play through what?

play through, Donkey Kong. >> Play through what? >> There's nothing like a game

>> Play through what? >> There's nothing like a game of jungle golf.

>> There's nothing like a game of jungle golf. >> Uh-oh.

of jungle golf. >> Uh-oh. He's in a spot of trouble there.

>> Uh-oh. He's in a spot of trouble there. Tough lie in the rough.

He's in a spot of trouble there. Tough lie in the rough. He'll be lucky to save par.

Tough lie in the rough. He'll be lucky to save par. >> Fore!

He'll be lucky to save par. >> Fore! >> Donkey Kong, how could you?

>> Fore! >> Donkey Kong, how could you? >> It wasn't me.

>> Donkey Kong, how could you? >> It wasn't me. It was Cranky.

>> It wasn't me. It was Cranky. >> I'm trying really hard not to

It was Cranky. >> I'm trying really hard not to scream, DK.

>> I'm trying really hard not to scream, DK. >> It's your shot, K. Rool.

scream, DK. >> It's your shot, K. Rool. >> Oh, that's okay.

>> It's your shot, K. Rool. >> Oh, that's okay. I'll take a mulligan.

>> Oh, that's okay. I'll take a mulligan. >> That's a two-stroke penalty

I'll take a mulligan. >> That's a two-stroke penalty for landing in baked goods.

>> That's a two-stroke penalty for landing in baked goods. >> Excuse me for just one

for landing in baked goods. >> Excuse me for just one second.

>> Excuse me for just one second. (Candy screaming)

second. (Candy screaming) >> Come on, K. Rool.

(Candy screaming) >> Come on, K. Rool. We still got the back nine to

>> Come on, K. Rool. We still got the back nine to finish.

We still got the back nine to finish. >> Somehow, and I don't know how

finish. >> Somehow, and I don't know how yet, but I know this is your

>> Somehow, and I don't know how yet, but I know this is your fault, isn't it?

yet, but I know this is your fault, isn't it? >> I can explain, sort of.

That was the angriest I've ever seen Candy. >> Even angrier than the time

seen Candy. >> Even angrier than the time you forgot her birthday?

>> Even angrier than the time you forgot her birthday? Because she was pretty mad when

you forgot her birthday? Because she was pretty mad when you...

Because she was pretty mad when you... (Airplane flying overhead)

you... (Airplane flying overhead) >> Abandon tree house!

(Airplane flying overhead) >> Abandon tree house! (Cranky and K. Rool laughing)

>> Abandon tree house! (Cranky and K. Rool laughing) >> What did you think of that

(Cranky and K. Rool laughing) >> What did you think of that dazzling display of aerobatic

>> What did you think of that dazzling display of aerobatic prowess?

dazzling display of aerobatic prowess? >> Cranky and that evil lizard

prowess? >> Cranky and that evil lizard K. Rool are ruining my business.

>> Cranky and that evil lizard K. Rool are ruining my business. And now they stole my barrel

K. Rool are ruining my business. And now they stole my barrel copter.

And now they stole my barrel copter. >> You got to do something, DK.

copter. >> You got to do something, DK. >> This monkey's vibes are out

>> You got to do something, DK. >> This monkey's vibes are out of whack with those two

>> This monkey's vibes are out of whack with those two kibitzing with my karma.

of whack with those two kibitzing with my karma. >> Look out!

kibitzing with my karma. >> Look out! (All screaming)

>> Look out! (All screaming) >> Oh, they've lost their heads.

(All screaming) >> Oh, they've lost their heads. >> And we almost lost ours.

>> Oh, they've lost their heads. >> And we almost lost ours. >> Cranky and K. Rool are a

>> And we almost lost ours. >> Cranky and K. Rool are a threat to everyone.

>> Cranky and K. Rool are a threat to everyone. They've got to be stopped.

threat to everyone. They've got to be stopped. >> What do you want me to do?

They've got to be stopped. >> What do you want me to do? >> You did bring them together.

>> What do you want me to do? >> You did bring them together. >> Me?

>> You did bring them together. >> Me? It was your idea too, little

>> Me? It was your idea too, little buddy.

It was your idea too, little buddy. Remember?

buddy. Remember? "Take a letter."

Remember? "Take a letter." >> No matter who did it, you've

"Take a letter." >> No matter who did it, you've got to break them up for all our

>> No matter who did it, you've got to break them up for all our sakes.

got to break them up for all our sakes. >> Breaking up friends.

sakes. >> Breaking up friends. I'm not sure if that's a nice

>> Breaking up friends. I'm not sure if that's a nice thing to--

I'm not sure if that's a nice thing to-- >> ALL: Do it!

thing to-- >> ALL: Do it! >> All right.

I think they went this way. What? >> Got you, K. Rool.

What? >> Got you, K. Rool. Now we can--

>> Got you, K. Rool. Now we can-- Oh, no.

Now we can-- Oh, no. I told you to wait until I gave

Oh, no. I told you to wait until I gave the signal.

I told you to wait until I gave the signal. >> Sorry.

the signal. >> Sorry. >> You were trying to trap King

>> Sorry. >> You were trying to trap King K. Rool?

>> You were trying to trap King K. Rool? >> You bet.

K. Rool? >> You bet. I don't know how you monkeys

>> You bet. I don't know how you monkeys brainwashed him, but--

I don't know how you monkeys brainwashed him, but-- >> We didn't do anything, except

brainwashed him, but-- >> We didn't do anything, except make him and Cranky friends

>> We didn't do anything, except make him and Cranky friends again.

make him and Cranky friends again. >> Friends?

again. >> Friends? Well, that's even worse than

>> Friends? Well, that's even worse than brainwashing.

Well, that's even worse than brainwashing. We just want our old king back.

brainwashing. We just want our old king back. Is that too much to ask?

We just want our old king back. Is that too much to ask? >> We just want our old Cranky

Is that too much to ask? >> We just want our old Cranky back.

>> We just want our old Cranky back. >> Then how about an alliance?

back. >> Then how about an alliance? >> An alliance?

¶ ¶ We got ourselves a problem here, sir ¶

¶ We got ourselves a problem here, sir ¶ ¶ We need to band together ¶

a problem here, sir ¶ ¶ We need to band together ¶ ¶ An alliance is the only

¶ We need to band together ¶ ¶ An alliance is the only solution ¶

¶ An alliance is the only solution ¶ ¶ To make these friends

solution ¶ ¶ To make these friends fair-weather ¶

¶ To make these friends fair-weather ¶ ¶ I think I know what will

fair-weather ¶ ¶ I think I know what will make it happen ¶

¶ I think I know what will make it happen ¶ ¶ If I'm right

make it happen ¶ ¶ If I'm right there might be hope ¶

¶ If I'm right there might be hope ¶ ¶ We'll send a letter

there might be hope ¶ ¶ We'll send a letter to the both of them ¶

¶ We'll send a letter to the both of them ¶ ¶ Calling each other a dope ¶

to the both of them ¶ ¶ Calling each other a dope ¶ >> BOTH: Shh!

¶ Calling each other a dope ¶ >> BOTH: Shh! ¶ Keep it down,

>> BOTH: Shh! ¶ Keep it down, we need a remedy ¶

¶ Keep it down, we need a remedy ¶ ¶ Got to have a plan,

we need a remedy ¶ ¶ Got to have a plan, going to make them enemies ¶

¶ Got to have a plan, going to make them enemies ¶ ¶ This can't go on ¶

going to make them enemies ¶ ¶ This can't go on ¶ ¶ This friendship is wrong ¶

¶ This can't go on ¶ ¶ This friendship is wrong ¶ ¶ Got to break them up and put

¶ This friendship is wrong ¶ ¶ Got to break them up and put them back where they belong ¶

¶ What if we throw a party in honour of King K. Rool? ¶

¶ And invite everyone but Cranky ¶ ¶ He's sure to feel

but Cranky ¶ ¶ He's sure to feel like a fool ¶

¶ He's sure to feel like a fool ¶ ¶ Um, no, that won't work ¶

like a fool ¶ ¶ Um, no, that won't work ¶ ¶ A contest is the key ¶

¶ Um, no, that won't work ¶ ¶ A contest is the key ¶ ¶ One so big K. Rool will cheat,

¶ A contest is the key ¶ ¶ One so big K. Rool will cheat, then these pals are history ¶

¶ One so big K. Rool will cheat, then these pals are history ¶ >> BOTH: Shh.

then these pals are history ¶ >> BOTH: Shh. >> Keep it down,

>> BOTH: Shh. >> Keep it down, we need a remedy ¶

>> Keep it down, we need a remedy ¶ ¶ Got to have a plan ¶

we need a remedy ¶ ¶ Got to have a plan ¶ ¶ Going to make them enemies ¶

¶ Got to have a plan ¶ ¶ Going to make them enemies ¶ ¶ This can't go on ¶

¶ Going to make them enemies ¶ ¶ This can't go on ¶ ¶ This friendship is wrong ¶

¶ This can't go on ¶ ¶ This friendship is wrong ¶ ¶ Got to break them up and put

¶ This friendship is wrong ¶ ¶ Got to break them up and put them back where they belong ¶

>> Well, old sport, what do you feel like now? A little Texas death match Ping

feel like now? A little Texas death match Ping Pong?

A little Texas death match Ping Pong? >> Nah, too boring.

Pong? >> Nah, too boring. Hey, what are you two doing

>> Nah, too boring. Hey, what are you two doing together?

Hey, what are you two doing together? You trying to horn in on our

together? You trying to horn in on our fun?

You trying to horn in on our fun? >> Negative, hairy-faced sir.

fun? >> Negative, hairy-faced sir. >> We just thought that, well,

>> Negative, hairy-faced sir. >> We just thought that, well, you never did finish your

>> We just thought that, well, you never did finish your contest way back when.

you never did finish your contest way back when. Maybe you could have the last

contest way back when. Maybe you could have the last event now.

Maybe you could have the last event now. >> We never did figure out who

event now. >> We never did figure out who was the most extreme on the

>> We never did figure out who was the most extreme on the island.

was the most extreme on the island. (Laughing)

island. (Laughing) >> We could pick up where we

(Laughing) >> We could pick up where we left off.

>> We could pick up where we left off. >> Where'd you leave off, Your

left off. >> Where'd you leave off, Your Odd Choice of Friendliness?

>> Where'd you leave off, Your Odd Choice of Friendliness? >> High-altitude wing walking.

Odd Choice of Friendliness? >> High-altitude wing walking. (Both gasping)

>> High-altitude wing walking. (Both gasping) (Laughing)

(Both gasping) (Laughing) >> And if I remember correctly,

(Laughing) >> And if I remember correctly, the grand prize is still up for

>> And if I remember correctly, the grand prize is still up for grabs.

the grand prize is still up for grabs. >> And it's got my name written

grabs. >> And it's got my name written all over it.

>> And it's got my name written all over it. >> You wrote on the grand prize?

all over it. >> You wrote on the grand prize? >> It's a figure of speech, you

>> You wrote on the grand prize? >> It's a figure of speech, you big, green gecko.

>> It's a figure of speech, you big, green gecko. Now I got some practicing to do.

big, green gecko. Now I got some practicing to do. >> See you at Funky's.

Now I got some practicing to do. >> See you at Funky's. >> Last one there's a monkey's

>> See you at Funky's. >> Last one there's a monkey's uncle.

>> Last one there's a monkey's uncle. Wait a minute, I already am a

uncle. Wait a minute, I already am a monkey's uncle.

Wait a minute, I already am a monkey's uncle. >> High-altitude wing walking?

monkey's uncle. >> High-altitude wing walking? They're going to kill

>> High-altitude wing walking? They're going to kill themselves.

They're going to kill themselves. >> Well, at least they won't be

themselves. >> Well, at least they won't be friends.

>> Well, at least they won't be friends. (Gasping)

friends. (Gasping) >> Why, Klump, you're just in

(Gasping) >> Why, Klump, you're just in time to help me with some

>> Why, Klump, you're just in time to help me with some alligator aerobics.

time to help me with some alligator aerobics. What is the meaning of this?

alligator aerobics. What is the meaning of this? >> I formally charge you with

What is the meaning of this? >> I formally charge you with high treason.

>> I formally charge you with high treason. You have been seen fraternizing

high treason. You have been seen fraternizing with the enemy, namely Cranky.

You have been seen fraternizing with the enemy, namely Cranky. >> You don't think I'm actually

with the enemy, namely Cranky. >> You don't think I'm actually friends with that flea-bitten

>> You don't think I'm actually friends with that flea-bitten fur bag.

friends with that flea-bitten fur bag. >> What about the bowling, the

fur bag. >> What about the bowling, the golf, the...fun?

>> What about the bowling, the golf, the...fun? >> You think this has been fun?

golf, the...fun? >> You think this has been fun? Oh, let me explain it so that

>> You think this has been fun? Oh, let me explain it so that even your underdeveloped cranium

Oh, let me explain it so that even your underdeveloped cranium can understand.

even your underdeveloped cranium can understand. I'm just pretending to be

can understand. I'm just pretending to be buddies so I can get back at

I'm just pretending to be buddies so I can get back at that loser Cranky and claim my

buddies so I can get back at that loser Cranky and claim my prize.

that loser Cranky and claim my prize. Now let me go!

prize. Now let me go! >> So this is all espionage?

Now let me go! >> So this is all espionage? >> This is revenge.

>> So this is all espionage? >> This is revenge. (Laughing)

>> This is revenge. (Laughing) All I want is to beat that

(Laughing) All I want is to beat that boorish boob of a baboon, and

All I want is to beat that boorish boob of a baboon, and then this charade will be over!

>> And then you shake your money-maker on the wing. Grooving across as many times as

money-maker on the wing. Grooving across as many times as you can.

Grooving across as many times as you can. >> Yes, yes.

you can. >> Yes, yes. Get on with it.

>> Yes, yes. Get on with it. >> Whoever can put on the best

Get on with it. >> Whoever can put on the best show without losing their

>> Whoever can put on the best show without losing their cool...

show without losing their cool... >> Or their grip.

cool... >> Or their grip. >> ...is the smoothest sugar

>> Or their grip. >> ...is the smoothest sugar daddy on the island, and wins

>> ...is the smoothest sugar daddy on the island, and wins the prize.

daddy on the island, and wins the prize. Which one of you extreme dudes

the prize. Which one of you extreme dudes wants to go first?

Which one of you extreme dudes wants to go first? >> I'll go first.

wants to go first? >> I'll go first. (Laughing)

>> I'll go first. (Laughing) That is, if you don't mind,

(Laughing) That is, if you don't mind, Cranky.

That is, if you don't mind, Cranky. >> Go ahead.

Cranky. >> Go ahead. It won't kill me to wait.

>> Go ahead. It won't kill me to wait. >> Famous last words.

It won't kill me to wait. >> Famous last words. (Laughing)

¶ >> Smooth moves, lizard dude.

>> That crocodile can strut. >> That's nothing. Baby steps.

>> That's nothing. Baby steps. Wait till I get up there.

(All applaud) Not bad, K. Rool, but I can beat you with my eyes closed.

Not bad, K. Rool, but I can beat you with my eyes closed. >> Not yet, you can't.

you with my eyes closed. >> Not yet, you can't. This dude need more juice for

>> Not yet, you can't. This dude need more juice for the plane.

This dude need more juice for the plane. You can't steal the show if you

the plane. You can't steal the show if you don't have the gas to go.

You can't steal the show if you don't have the gas to go. >> I couldn't have said it

don't have the gas to go. >> I couldn't have said it better myself.

>> I couldn't have said it better myself. Now to make a little hole.

better myself. Now to make a little hole. >> Not bad, K. Rool.

Now to make a little hole. >> Not bad, K. Rool. >> Donkey Kong and Diddy.

>> Not bad, K. Rool. >> Donkey Kong and Diddy. I must be going now.

>> Donkey Kong and Diddy. I must be going now. I have to get ready to cheer for

I must be going now. I have to get ready to cheer for Cranky.

I have to get ready to cheer for Cranky. Hooray, Cranky and all that.

Cranky. Hooray, Cranky and all that. >> Do you think he's up to

Hooray, Cranky and all that. >> Do you think he's up to something, DK?

>> Do you think he's up to something, DK? >> It's K. Rool.

something, DK? >> It's K. Rool. He's always up to something.

>> It's K. Rool. He's always up to something. Maybe this contest thing wasn't

He's always up to something. Maybe this contest thing wasn't such a good idea after all.

Cranky, I can't let you do this. It's too dangerous. >> There's nothing to worry

It's too dangerous. >> There's nothing to worry about, Donkey Kong.

>> There's nothing to worry about, Donkey Kong. I was wing walking when you were

about, Donkey Kong. I was wing walking when you were still wearing diapers.

I was wing walking when you were still wearing diapers. >> But that was a long time ago.

still wearing diapers. >> But that was a long time ago. >> And it's something you never

>> But that was a long time ago. >> And it's something you never forget, like your first bike

>> And it's something you never forget, like your first bike or...

forget, like your first bike or... Or...

or... Or... I forgot.

Or... I forgot. Never mind.

I forgot. Never mind. I've got a date with destiny.

Never mind. I've got a date with destiny. >> Sorry, Cranky.

I've got a date with destiny. >> Sorry, Cranky. You're going to have to tell

>> Sorry, Cranky. You're going to have to tell destiny she's been stood up.

You're going to have to tell destiny she's been stood up. >> Donkey Kong!

When I get my hands on you, you ignoramus, I'm going to... >> Ah, there it is.

ignoramus, I'm going to... >> Ah, there it is. Just what I need.

>> Ah, there it is. Just what I need. Don't worry, Cranky.

Just what I need. Don't worry, Cranky. You're still going to be there

Don't worry, Cranky. You're still going to be there for the contest.

You're still going to be there for the contest. I guarantee it.

for the contest. I guarantee it. >> They haven't made a barrel

I guarantee it. >> They haven't made a barrel yet that can hold me.

>> They haven't made a barrel yet that can hold me. (Grunting)

yet that can hold me. (Grunting) (Barrel crashing)

(Grunting) (Barrel crashing) Oh, yeah?

(Barrel crashing) Oh, yeah? What are you looking at?

Oh, yeah? What are you looking at? (Airplane flying)

What are you looking at? (Airplane flying) >> I'm here, and ready to

(Airplane flying) >> I'm here, and ready to compete.

>> I'm here, and ready to compete. >> What are you doing, DK?

compete. >> What are you doing, DK? >> DK?

>> What are you doing, DK? >> DK? I'm not that knuckleheaded, but

>> DK? I'm not that knuckleheaded, but boorishly handsome, DK.

I'm not that knuckleheaded, but boorishly handsome, DK. I'm Cranky.

boorishly handsome, DK. I'm Cranky. >> Well, if you're Cranky, then

I'm Cranky. >> Well, if you're Cranky, then who's that?

>> Way to groove, Cranky, my man. (Engine popping)

man. (Engine popping) No gas?

(Engine popping) No gas? Hang on, old dude.

No gas? Hang on, old dude. (Cranky screaming)

Hang on, old dude. (Cranky screaming) (All gasping)

(Cranky screaming) (All gasping) Major bummer.

(All gasping) Major bummer. >> ALL: Open the umbrella!

Major bummer. >> ALL: Open the umbrella! >> I can't look, I can't look.

>> Oh, such a shame. I'm overcome with grief. Okay, enough about the past.

I'm overcome with grief. Okay, enough about the past. Where's my prize?

Okay, enough about the past. Where's my prize? >> You looking for this,

Where's my prize? >> You looking for this, K. Rool?

>> You looking for this, K. Rool? >> Cranky, you're alive.

K. Rool? >> Cranky, you're alive. (Stammering)

>> Cranky, you're alive. (Stammering) >> But how did you survive?

(Stammering) >> But how did you survive? >> What happened to, "Hey,

>> But how did you survive? >> What happened to, "Hey, you're looking pretty healthy

>> What happened to, "Hey, you're looking pretty healthy for a monkey who fell off a wing

you're looking pretty healthy for a monkey who fell off a wing from a plane that deliberately

for a monkey who fell off a wing from a plane that deliberately ran out of gas?"

from a plane that deliberately ran out of gas?" >> Yes, of course.

ran out of gas?" >> Yes, of course. That's what I meant, but--

>> Yes, of course. That's what I meant, but-- Hey, are you accusing me of

That's what I meant, but-- Hey, are you accusing me of cheating?

Hey, are you accusing me of cheating? >> Do crocodile eggs make the

cheating? >> Do crocodile eggs make the lousiest omelettes?

>> Do crocodile eggs make the lousiest omelettes? >> Flounderer.

lousiest omelettes? >> Flounderer. >> Cheater!

>> Flounderer. >> Cheater! >> Wait a minute.

>> Cheater! >> Wait a minute. Cranky, how did you get on that

>> Wait a minute. Cranky, how did you get on that wing and, more important, why

Cranky, how did you get on that wing and, more important, why aren't you a mashed-up monkey?

wing and, more important, why aren't you a mashed-up monkey? >> You saw my hologram, which

aren't you a mashed-up monkey? >> You saw my hologram, which can wing walk better than you on

>> You saw my hologram, which can wing walk better than you on your best day.

can wing walk better than you on your best day. So take that, you loser!

your best day. So take that, you loser! >> A hologram?

So take that, you loser! >> A hologram? You cheated.

>> A hologram? You cheated. How dare you?

You cheated. How dare you? Which means I still win.

How dare you? Which means I still win. Hand over the umbrella.

Which means I still win. Hand over the umbrella. >> Not so fast, you gas guzzler.

Hand over the umbrella. >> Not so fast, you gas guzzler. I suppose emptying the gas tank

>> Not so fast, you gas guzzler. I suppose emptying the gas tank was fair play and all.

I suppose emptying the gas tank was fair play and all. >> It was...dishonest.

was fair play and all. >> It was...dishonest. Not cheating.

>> It was...dishonest. Not cheating. There's a difference.

Not cheating. There's a difference. Now give me the umbrella!

There's a difference. Now give me the umbrella! >> You mean you two risked your

Now give me the umbrella! >> You mean you two risked your lives for a stupid umbrella?

>> You mean you two risked your lives for a stupid umbrella? >> This stupid umbrella may not

lives for a stupid umbrella? >> This stupid umbrella may not look like much, but when we were

>> This stupid umbrella may not look like much, but when we were younger we didn't have anything

look like much, but when we were younger we didn't have anything else to wager.

younger we didn't have anything else to wager. It's symbolic.

else to wager. It's symbolic. >> That umbrella means as much

It's symbolic. >> That umbrella means as much to me as my entire kingdom.

>> That umbrella means as much to me as my entire kingdom. It represents my final victory

to me as my entire kingdom. It represents my final victory over Cranky.

It represents my final victory over Cranky. And since you cheated, Cranky,

over Cranky. And since you cheated, Cranky, you lose.

And since you cheated, Cranky, you lose. Hand it over!

you lose. Hand it over! >> Never!

Hand it over! >> Never! >> In that case, we're enemies

>> Never! >> In that case, we're enemies again.

>> In that case, we're enemies again. Forever!

again. Forever! >> Fine.

Forever! >> Fine. Let's go, Donkey Kong.

>> Fine. Let's go, Donkey Kong. The next time I lay eyes on him,

Let's go, Donkey Kong. The next time I lay eyes on him, it will be to do battle.

The next time I lay eyes on him, it will be to do battle. >> Let's get out of here, Klump.

it will be to do battle. >> Let's get out of here, Klump. I've wasted enough time not

>> Let's get out of here, Klump. I've wasted enough time not planning to annihilate these

I've wasted enough time not planning to annihilate these ludicrous lemurs.

>> Well? >> Well. Job well done, sir.

>> Well. Job well done, sir. >> Not so shabby yourself,

Job well done, sir. >> Not so shabby yourself, Klump.

>> Not so shabby yourself, Klump. Now, if I ever see you in my

Klump. Now, if I ever see you in my territory again, I'm going to

Now, if I ever see you in my territory again, I'm going to banana slamma you like you've

territory again, I'm going to banana slamma you like you've never been banana slamma'ed

banana slamma you like you've never been banana slamma'ed before.

never been banana slamma'ed before. >> In triplicate, varmint.

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